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Went out bright and early, bought all of the food, drink and art supplies as I'm setting up a home date later with the GF, figured we do a bit of cooking, then do a bit of painting accompanied by a bit of wine. Got the playlist picked out tooShould be a good one lads.
>>220276592nice little daydream mate
Here we are then.
genuinely don't know how anyone unironically watches a sport where 90% of the game is the defenders passing it around between each other, and when it does go to the midfielders if there's not a forward pass open, they pass it right back to the defenders. would genuinely rather watch paint dry
>>220276615brown paedophile
>>220276619It’s in my blood
>>220276618milk truck arrive
>>220276592Sounds incredibly gay mate
>>220276618need my hamas rocket betwixt those breasts
>>220276622I know that you're that, no need to repeat yourself, lad.
thinking about that video where the man does a dance and then his trousers split and his willy pops out
>>220276619makes sense once you realise most people are only into it for the gambling
Apparently the temperature tonight is going to go down from zero degrees Celsius to MINUS zero degrees Celsius.
>>220276618>all those big chested birds>only two shaggable ones among the lotAnd even then I wouldn't the left bc of all those atrocious tattoos covering her arms. Grim.
>>220276622ktim
>>220276653And there are gimps saying it's Spring weather and atmosphere right now
>>220276655forgot the pic
>>220276653>what are decimals
>>220276655love posts like these. a little glimpse into a sexless life
>>220276592Sounds like a lovely evening lad, hope she puts the same effort in for you
>>220276684scream
>>220276663um?!
>>220276684no refunds
(fat retardeed virgin voice) eww those beautiful women with giant boobies are yucky i would not have sex with them
feel terrible because my brother always does a nice message in my birthday cards but I’m not good at writing things like that so I just do:To ____Happy birthday Love ____
get the missing cuties posted
>>220276675I'll decimate you you cuntI don't see any decimals0 and -0 are the same number
>>220276655>>220276671dunno maybe you're just not attracted to women
>>220276618arrest them all
Wouldn't shag the first two because they are too fatAlso I'm a vf
>>220276637>t. still living a miserable performative masculine lifeHaving a fun night with a woman you love is so gay, am I right? I suppose the sex at the end of the night will also be gay, right? I used to be like that, but you should embrace your softer side sooner rather than later, don't try and run away from it. Any woman worth her salt will appreciate it and your relationship will benefit from it.>>220276686Thanks! She does a lot, this isn't even really a special occasion for us, just have the day off so figured I'd make some use of it
>Oil price rockets.>"Alternatives to oil are bad”.Rorke
Most of them are ugly tbf despite the big breasts
>>220276750you don't even put any names? just a line?
>>220276684>>220276759it's called having standards, lads
>>220276786You sound like a right poof
ktim
>>220276793ridiculous unrealistic ones in your case
So it's true, this is the last ever /brit/. Didn't think it would die like this
>>220276786Gay
taking the spaki bait again are we
*does a think*
>>220276790LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>220276803What's wrong with that nigga head
>>220276787I'd alternatives to oil were cheaper then we'd use them
hate when you get a bonar for no reason in public and leak a precum globule into your undies so youre just stuck walking around with a cold wet patch
you want the thick thighs pussy salad?
if this post I’m about to post ends with 0,2,4,6,8 I will wank to gay pornIf it ends with 1,3,5,7,9 I will wank to straight porn
>>220276817he looksmaxxed too hard
oh grow up leftypol
bored of wanking
>>220276846disgraceful lack of pit hair and lets not even get into the tattoos
fuck that I’m wanking to gay porn instead
>>220276618Unironically in order of appearanceNo, no, maybe, no, maybe leaning no, no, maybe, maybe, no, maybe, NO, NO, sure I guess...>>220276804really nothing ridiculous about it, they're really not that attractive objectively speaking?
>>220276861really want to eat out a womans sweaty hair pits like a vagina
>>220276846Weird lips as wellIt's a no from me
canslad is a convicted sex criminal by the way and in his 40s
>>220276801>>220276807think of me later having fun with my gf while you're sat there on /brit/ x It's not too late to change
zoomer girls….
>>220276887How do u know
>>220276889>>220276846buy an ad no one is paying for these whores onlyfans doing free advertising wont make them acknowledge your existence
Hate tattoos me, not an incel just don’t like 'em
>>220276878well youre not allowed
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4vmw27x13oLol
>>220276889its not right they shouldnt make em that big
Is the Pokopia game any good?
>>220276924wagies on the ropes
>>220276907it was relayed to me by a great sage
>>220276857Yeah reckon I'm past the peak of my wanking career. I'm ready to settle down. Get me a 30+ year old triple digit body count wife to pair with my 10k+ cumcount self
Australia
blowing my willy up with tnt
wales were destroyed by Bosnia
>>220276850>that's a heckin warcrimerino!!!!!!!!why are they like this? talking as if somehow a "warcrime" is such a terrible thing while they make excuses for refugees who murder people here in Britain truly bizarre behaviour
>>220276960:]
probably too early to start drinking unfortauntely
>>220276924quite sad that poor woman had to go to such extreme lengths to avoid people
>>220276967nice one mate they cause nothing but trouble those willies get them bloody exploded
>>220276967giggling
every lie in bed thinking you've wasted your life posting on 4chan and decide you're gonna quit but you don't
>>220276924And this is exactly why, when all the people cry about having to prove their disability and have 'scary' interviews etc, they need to remember that the rest of us , and working disabled don't want to pay for cunts like this.
>>220276994I honestly don't know what else I can do, I don't interact with people outside so I'm basically gonna live here until I or the site dies
>>220276924Reckon most of /brit/ would qualify for this
>Trump says U.S. to hold off for 10 days on hitting Iran energy sites
Retracting my foreskin to flex on phimosis niggas
5 nights at epsteins
>>220276995>and working disabled don't want to pay for cunts like thisDoubt you contribute much to the tax coffers. Vast majority of taxes is paid by the top 10%
>>220276994>and decide you're going to quitno lol. I've wasted my life here yeah, but it's not the reason I'm wasting it, and if I wasn't wasting it here i'd just be wasting it somewhere else
>>220276995I wonder if the process to claim benefits is easy for the physically disabled since you can prove you can't walk etc while with mental disabilities the assessor can only take your word for it
>>220277004that was my realisationi wasted my life but don't know what i could have done differently
>>220276924Most legit anxiety mong
what film should i watch this afternoon or while i do my cooking?
trans power forever
>>220277039kill trannies with nukes
>>220277039yeah mate love trains me get them bloody powered and working
saw a tranny in asda and was immediately repulsed but a moment later thought that with a bit of angles and good lighting she would probably look like all the other tranny of models
>>220277038Human Centepede 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_sYjUQDvM
White power not oil power
report trannies to the dwp
lovely raccoon girls
So this is why mousey has been so quiet lately
roaming the streets of melbourne looking for foes to duel with my katana>>220277083she is so kawaii
>>220277038kidulthoodRead a book instead, stupid nigger
>>220277065no thats not the vibe im going for
Do you reckon this place is worth a visit?
>>220277098yeah read a book while i;m cooking should i yeahracist cretin
>>220277095slice some filipinos in half
>>220277098HOWLINGwhat have you ready lately cody?
>>220277099Human Centipede 2
Anxiety unironically ruined my life, became a total shut-in and it snowballed really badly resulting in losing a lot of friends because all I could think was to detach from the world to stop the feelingHave become a lot better now at recognising and accepting it while still getting on with shit despite still feeling it, stopped letting it dictate me. So feels a bit weird when people exploit it for their own benefit
>>220277095*dresses my willy up like rorke and walks past you*
>>220277083put her beside an actual pretty girl and she'd get so mogged it's not even funny
>>220277123
>>220277083love her
>>220277110TTS to difficult a concept for you to wrap your brain around?Yeah, yeah I think you should>>220277110Another banger by a multi millionaire
>>220277145Grow up
>>220277175
>>220277175catnigger going bloody mental
>>220277145FONT
>>220277159I’m not into yellow fever, but she seems to have a fun persona
>>220277167Need to shag a Filipino bird at least once in my life
>>220277181I wouldn't have posted that if I hadn't gotten over it you literal mong, kek
>>220277083Bet she took cock in every hole at once, 2 up her arse, at the Olympic village
>>220277185ugliest dog in the world
unc still got it
my treat myself to some new trellis
Feeling mega pooey and not in a good way
>>220277214Grow up
tellies are good technologythey just do their job and they last ages and don't get outdated too quickly and they're pretty cheap
>>220277208slut cat
Porn has ruined me Barely ever get random boners and struggle to get hard with a chick unless she does proper filthy stuff as my brain has got used to degenerate stuff like lesbian prison fight porn etc
woah black nigger bamalamwoah black nigger bamalam
>>220277235Unc finna blow dem knees out
>>220277256>they last ages and don't get outdated too quicklyjust not true this
>chickFOY
>>220277268dem knees gone be on 10 in about 30min
>>220277267
>>220277180Meant for>>220277129Phone posting at 6am, sorry
why do they do it?
watching gay porn on the CRT tv
>>220277305give it a week and it'll be proven falseas is always the case
>>220277305remember when they said they burned 1000 babies alive on oct 7
>>220277306cumming all over the screen and watching it crackle and fizzle like scrambled eggs
gay porn on vhs
car insurance sorted. £225. it was £190 a few years ago despite no motoring convictions and no change of car. fucking inflation in this shit-hole country
>>220277290So true
You lads excited for the new Harry Potter?
>>220277323
>>220277324
>>220277279i think my tv's like seven years old and i have no desire to change it or even if there would really be any upgrading to do
just because it never happened doesnt mean it isn't real rorke
the post nut clarity after cumming to gay porn is crazyyyyy
>>220277349no i'm not a child in the 00s
>>220277361right I'm supposed to trust the mainstream media instead and the liberal use of the word "suspected", kek
>>220277305Oy vey it's a mystery why everyone is anti semitic
going out for a nice walk and some lunch with the gf, then a bit of tidying and then I think I'll spend the afternoon getting stuck into a new book on my kindle paperwhite
>>220277305The story I heard is that they detained a grown man, and then tortured his 1yo baby son in front of him to extract a false confession or something from the detained adult
think i'm going to start cookingit's very early but my thoughts are who cares
>>220277376the very fact that the mainstream media is actually honestly reporting one of israel's many evils says it all tbf
>>220277366imagine how it feels when its actually in a man's arse and hes there in your house afterwards, a naked gay man with your cum inside him.
>mainstream media>honestly reporting
just put 4 strongmints into my mouth at the same timefriday's off to a strong start
>>220277401Gay
>>220277421reckon we could play some mario kart after
>>220277441yea my mistake the reality is probably worse
>>220277421ktim (with cum inside)
aubergine pasta bake it'll be
>>220277421corrrr
>>220277421Speaking from experience mate?
anything good in the cinema rn? i know theres a sci-fi ryan reynolds movie but it just screams reddit to me
how do youse like my new truck
>>220277361Raped that freak>>220277376There’s video published by mainstream news agencies showing the baby in question with torture wounds; the IL captors are alleged to have burned the 1yo baby with cigarettes and driven nails through his legs (crucifixion inspired, perhaps?)
If I were gay I'd go for swordfighting and thigh bumming instead seems like more of a lark
>>220277474Na
Rorke gone silent ermmm
>>220277483closer to 7 really if youre rounding to the nearest time
>>220277483He was born that way and also he’s just like us
israel is honestly onto something with their treatment of the goyim most people are cattle
>>220277487ah yes, social media never lies either! Especially anything regarding Palestine. Thank you for the enlightenment!
>>220277473prefer not to say
>>220277474just project hail mary (reddit slop), peaky blinders (deano slop) or the magic faraway tree (foid slop). films for us intellectuals are few and far between as the average IQ and attention span continues to drop in this country
>>220277504wholesome
Was watching a ww2 documentary yesterday. Was hoping the Germans would win. They did not
>>220277513hate how true this is
*in whiny neek voice*The mainstream media
>>220277503guess im not doing anything today then
the problem with criticising israel is that the racists all crawl out of the woodwork to agree with you but make it racist
>>220277504Right that's me de-rorkeified. Open the bloody borders right now! Get them all in and get them on the bennies!
>>220277504So she hired some jesters to come and dance around the living room for her retarded brother?
>>220277521Where are you getting social media? I’m describing a video interview that mainstream news conducted with the mother who was holding the tortured baby
doing brunch at Tory Carvery
You still live with your parents, btwYour ban means fuck all be glad I cba to get a proxyTalking with you lot doesn't justify the effort or small monthly fee kekDucking retards
is the NHS actually nothing without immigrants though?
>>220277521it was al jazeera not some random twitter schizo
>>220277504>>220277541https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38525549
gingernonce seething
>>220277586>Ducking retards
>>220277593where in Scotland is Chicago again?
>>220277586I live with your parents actually
>>220277555Da pwobelm witStfu retard Noone asked
>Was wanked off, forced to give head>it was really bad
>>220277521>>220277589Also covered by TRT World, the Turkish public broadcaster
>>220277504ziedy's dream
disappointed at the lack of film recommendations
>>220277637
>>220277655hell or high water
>(german)
What was the last good film you watched?
>>220277655underworld (2003)
>>220277660scrnsagia
>>220277609Thinking about an anagram of ginger
>>220277666
he is 52 years old 5'6" 135 lbs lives in a basement and was raped lmao
>>220277655watch shot caller
>>220277689niggernonce
blud thinking about ggreni
Time for a sweet finish! Let's end this. Starmie, Gigantamax!
>>220277655A beautiful mind
>>220277666coherence (2013)
might watch the french connection (1971)
>>220277666https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ambassador_(2011_film)
>>220277702Made any cool Bradley edits lately? Still battling weight loss? Had any set lately (with someone other than your close relatives)
>>220277702the maddest part is sexual assault is unfortunately pretty common but plenty of people heal from it his fucked up defective spastic brain decided to turn him into a pedophile who spends his entire waking life shitting up a 4chan general full of spastics who despise him
>>220277734How about the French Connection and it’s me meeting up for sex with are Candice
he's raging lads
*spins out in the thread*
New BGT tomorrow *rubs hands* Excited.
>>220277782dont like fantasy films
Spaino?
>>220277768why did you think i was talking about you
nice cold glass of soya milk for me
>>220277795raped pedophile
another day, another practice test passed
>>220277814Cos ur an attention starved faggot? Next question >>220277820In thread janny seething. Still lives with parent btw
>>220277838why are they pretending that it's a tiktok, that's not what they look like
blacked tranny
>>220277850love how the worst insult you can fathom is someone having a good relationship with their parentsit's not our fault yours abandoned you from birth and got you raped
>>220277858Isn’t xer preferred pronoun Employed Woman
>>220277850that doesnt make any sense are you okay grandpa maybe you should have a nap
>>220277838someone wrote that caption and wanked to that
>>220277876
bizarre country
>>220277892yea me #Evil
*takes notes*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK6w6MzMDhk
>>220277779The sad fate of the /brit/cow…
why is every short video format clip always incorrect information? is it a meme? are zoomers just retarded? not a single tiktok ive seen has been remotely true or accurate
>>220277901english people do as wellthe only people i've EVER seen drive rudely are taxi drivers (pakistani) and brown people (pakistanis)
Might get a Chinese for tea
>>220277876screaming. absolutely done him
>>220277901oh my gah
Was going to take the bottles to the bottle bank but the weather SHITE So I've decided to make a pan of lentil soup instead
>>220277921me but i only ever expose people who deserve it not random e-celebsyes i am regular kf contributor
Nigerian without the ian
>>220277803done me
ah yes is the midly annoying a tedious prolific poster on *insert country general* a paedophile 50 year old wheelchair spastic who was raped was he? woah so original hes such a lolcow
Ian Niger
>>220277936>deserve itfor what
>Amazon driver caught on Ring doorbell footage stealing family's cat while making delivery faces prison
>>220277925i lose a tiny bit more respect for you people every time i have to read or hear "a chinese"
>>220277956my GP
>>220277962leftypol silent
do they have transgender pokemon yet
>>220277961scamming people, lying, faking their credentials etc
>>220277956
>>220277954can you repeat that in english ta x
idgi
i think this aussie needs taking down a few pegs, getting far too obnoxious for a british general. aussies always played a supporting role
>>220277876Sorry didn't notice your flag. Youre probably the raging homo drug addict. Also,love how you are so emotionally retarded you actually think I care. Mentally youre a child hoping and praying the people around you validate who you are as a man. You actually live for these negative interactions and cope with the fact that you have siblings. SAD
>>220277981you sound like a hero i kneel
>>220277922duno, i'm just on there to look at the tarts
>>220277984>country named nigger>shaped like kfc wicked wing
wales were humiliated by Bosnia
we are going to fucking tattle on you for faking your credentials, you chud
>>220277963What's wrong with that? That's what we say. Getting a chinese in
>>220277990quit playa hatin nigga
>>220277962Prison for stealing a cat is ridiculous, the man simply needs proper counselling to identify his issues, and let him buy his own cat. Cats are independent creatures that belong to no one.
trapped a spider under a tupperware box in my living room can someone come and remove it for me please x
>>220277997that is what you do all the time here
>>220277954Nice ban and then try to clapback, faggot muppet. Make sure to remind everyone to filter whatever you don't like cringe lord
>>220278016don't wanna incriminate myself but i was personally response for a major figure being cancelled. my outing her precipitated in her losing her business.what have you done with your life other than being raped?
>>220278011i was humiliated by putting a tenner on the bet someone posted here last night
>>220277990Would you ever get pegged?
>>220278046sleep in a big bed with my wife
>>220278037sure thing mate *shows up and brutally rapes the spider to death*
>>220277997jesus christ man every interaction with you is like being approached by a homeless smackhead your mind is completely fucked
can’t stand those brits who move to Australia to work as nurse or whateverThey never shut up about it
aussies are always the life of the party on /brit/find them far more entertaining than most dullards here
>>220278068No more chuddies jumping on the bed
>>220278039he does the same thing as mousepaedo - massive projection of their unhingedness onto other people with utter denial and lack of self-awareness the entire time. its a very strange phenomena probably has similar mental illnesses.
>>220278037Yh I'll get it done sissy *smacks your arse*
>>220278039No u the postGrow up sometime, dumb fuck
>>220278051You've been doneWhen the done stops, stopsBe DoneAware
>>220278073because they're getting paid twice as much and don't have to deal with rude foreigners
>>220277965https://youtu.be/cinJDxLUsNY
>>220278091>>220278069aw cheers boys x
>>220278095you are a pedophile rape victim who is going to die alone
>>220278095you are an elderly man seething about getting banned from 4chan
Need an Aussie bird to import me but I think they're all into black and brown men or so I've heard
>>220278106>don't have to deal with rude foreignerserm... about that...
>>220278084i think that is a common symptom among the mentally ill in general
>>220278128you are a pedophile rape victim who is going to die alone
little sister keeps saying "gen zee"it's over for the british race
>>220278176gen sneed
>>220278034>t. leftymonghe should be deported or at the least serve a lengthy prison sentence
>>220278230>>220278230>>220278230
>>220278246>>220278246New
dont think anyone genuinely believes or claims they are stealing our jobs leftypol strawman
