The lost generation edish
I love toiling me
brief respite from toil
I miss Diego
me on the left lol
>bruce tipped him over the edge
>>220278176How old is she? ESHUTA?I'm forever correcting my little brother's Americanisms
Toil Is Over (If You Want It)
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasite to make his job harder yes it does work (he just ban evades). but make him ban evade to do his shit and get 0 replies all day
homealoneeveryfridaynight was a solid friend against the parasite
Enjoy spending the rest of 2026 in this hell hole. You've earned it.
>>220278343which ones are the parasite
>>220278303t. the parasite trying to samefag cling his way onto staying relevant on his most popular persona yeah bro replacing the posting on that persona on Friday with saying "I miss me" every Friday, and then "huff huff he didnt show up" on Saturday is totally the same thing
lol
not that there are any people left (the mods let him shit all over this place instead of banning him) but everyone look at how quickly he latches on to the talk about himself, because for one he doesnt have to samefag, and this is the highlight of the day, the only part where people give him replies or talk about him
Who was in the wrong here?
I miss Mousey
>>220278230were people more chill about death when they knew they'd probably die young?did they even count the years how long they've lived? they just lived and died
>>220278402boomers are always wrong FUCK THEM
>>220278398
>>220278398as an ex fat nigga I still do this instinctively lol
rorkes crib
>>220278398>>220278422
blud just bradley'd his own post
gen z boss and a mini primary school photo
Q: What set him off this time?A: Talking about a personality other than him
>>220278439Yum.
>>220278458Think that he's genuinely reached a point in his mental illness where he now thinks every post he dislikes must be made by the same person just to upset him personally.
>>220278439I like those beans the most out of all beansCheaper than Heinz and goes better with brown sauce because the beans juice is more mellow
life is gay
>>220278475that's just how every pattern-seeking schizo cretin on this website behaves
>>220278492dire
>>220278475this is a very common symptom among /brit/ schizosyou can see it all the time>mousey believing in a singular rorkeposter>diego convinced that anyone arguing with him is Brick>sacked tranny thinking people follow him here from /britfeel/
Now a step-by-step image blog of how to make baked beans and potato waffles in an air fryer
>>220278230
I've been here for like 7 years and I still can't really tell who's who
my urbanism? sustainableshopfronts? beautifiedvape shops? paying their taxes
>>220278511Spaino’s nemesis DTFIC (all leafs)
something utterly insane about parmesanwhat a cheese one of the best
>>220278543they did this next to my place and within a year it was all back to before
>>220278547alri DTFIC
got wrecked on beer last night and only just woke uptoilberg is fuming was meant to be in at 8:30
>>220278550A lot of popular scents in perfumes smell very faintly of things like poo or rotting corpses. They say that parm imbues a very slight vomit flavour. The dose makes the poison, I guess
IT DIEGO DAYIT DIEGO DAYIT DIEGO DAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchsDWUujJQ
>>220278570may as well have just called in sick
>>220278575doesn't smell nowt like my vomit
>95% chance of rain>it's not raining
>>220278439DYEL
rain is always 50/50either it rains or it don't
there's an old man that lives next door to me and he has no wife or kids and he has a long beard like a wizard
>>220278590that doesnt mean chanceit means coverage area percent
>>220278614in english, genius
>>220278590it is tough
They say schizos don't suffer from too little rationality, but too much. They see patterns everywhere, and curing them requires convincing them to accept that some things just coincidentally share features.
Based
>>220278614retarded myth
>>220278612this will be in 30 years time
>>220278602huge statistical fact
>>220278619ugly trollops
>>220278458shut the fuck up parasite jew. one post about the freak (you) who sits here 13 hours every day making dogshit posts nobody enjoys and doesnt reply to, does leave the thread because of, isnt being "set off" or "mad". you should be mad about it. just shut the fuck up you mentally retarded subhuman
>>220278639pro-immigration views are held by people in areas where there are no immigrants
>>220278639Remigrate him back to Hyperborea, I say
>>220278612I'm wizardmaxxing
>>220278668Don’t forget richfags who have enough money to socially insulate themselves, and never interact with turd worlders, even if they live in the same general area
>>220278423lucky. im still fat hahah
End of the day, every personalityfag on here has made me laugh other than Mousey. Gingernonce admittedly i laugh at, not with, but still.
holy shit I’ve just seen a picture of myself where I don’t look like a complete incel freak what the hell!!!!!?
>>220278719this nigga eat car parks and beans
gfberg wants me to go over to her place this evening
>>220278719its focking raw
>>220278695Quote every post that the parasite has made in this thread so I know who it is please.
>>220278719
>>220278719Are you meant to put one bean in each hole
next he is either going to start spamming his "shut up nigga" cancer that he spams or cant spam that because he is still aware in his retarded subhuman mind that saying that would be saying what the other person said 5 minutes ago probably the former, because he really thinks he has the 1-2 people left in this thread fooled
He Burnt The Bean Si
>>220278719this meal looks ice cold
>>220278716This also. They claim to love living in a "diverse" neignbourhood that's already half gentrified and never interact with the writhing biomass.
i like the bum meat but not the poo holenot weird is it?
>>220278752one Rorke’s Beef, please
>>220278751why do you even come here if all you do is cry at what other people post? just leave
heatherpaedo just eats the worst food everat least we have the comfort of knowing he'll die by 40 from malnutrition
bit weird they're remaking harry potter innit, the films weren't even that long ago
Cunt i toil next to constantly reads what he's typing out loud like a boomer and then will say something to me at the exact same volume, so he fucking knows he's doing it, he has to
fucking raining again
glad you are scared that you will lose this place (you will) because you are bad for it and we both know you cant change. another day of it on the books, another flick on your balls. bye. enjoy posting and samefagging here (for 0 replies) for your 13+ hour shift, you subhuman
starmer won't comnent on this
>>220278795Didn’t they make a new Spider-Man or other capeshit slop reboot like every year until very recently
>>220278795It was 30 years ago lad
it's a grim daybest pay no mind
>the entire family perished
>>220278808*clocks flag*Wouldn't it be more out of the ordinary if it didnt rain
>>220278807>that he had no previous convictionsThree strikes law. On your third rape, you’re going to prison.
>>220278835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHjjqYQpBQg
my smile and optimism: gone
If there's a recession i am free to live like a neet with no shame or guilt
rorke...
>>220278867I WANT SUN
>>220278833last one came out in like 2013 or summat, that's basically yesterday, that's the same year gta 5 came out lad!
Rorke on the fat-right taha
>>220278885sup crody want to jerk off together to interracial rape porn?
>>220278891Bro is unc fr
my actual neurodivergent cousin has lost his virginity and goes to pubs and night clubs every weekend
>>220278889You must be spewing your grandad wasn't a rapist sent out here
>>220278897
>>220278543SIEG HEIL
>>220278861Accounts like this confuse me, they talk about how The Catholic Magisterium is just as essential to Scripture for keeping the Faith, and then lose their shit whenever Pope Francis says something they don't like. The whole Pachamama business when he supposedly blessed an Amerinidian idol was a big one. If the Magisterium were as solid as they think, surely Francis could never ere in such a way.
>>220278891>2013 >that's the same year gta 5 came out lad!Had to look that one up, and it’s real. I’m really getting old huh
>>220278668Another rorkemyth
>>220278941>ere*err
>>220278913i'm not unc, i'm a fellow zoomer who played gta 5 when i was like 14 because i had irresponsible parents, simple as a chook schnitzel mate!
>>220278941NO IDOLATRY WAS INTENDED OR TAUGHT
Mousenonce’s meltdowns about “the parasite” are more to convince himself than anyone else. He is desperate to be liked, pathologically in need of attention (probably abused as a child) and he can’t bear the truth that most people here find him a mental weirdo so he rages against “the parasite” who just so happens to be every other mental case who posts here except him. Would love to study his mad wee brain.
>>220278984looks better than the emaciated skeleton she's impersonating
>>220278897Mocking working class people again is it?
wish i could lose like 10kg instantly
>My son was raped on a play date
>>220278339what's ESHUTA? also she's 28
>>220278989>guys have you ever noticed that mousenonce is mentally ill and delusionalyes we have all noticed this you autist we feed into it for fun. you havent made some shocking discovery here
>>220279020Wish I was a millionaire but life don’t work that way nigga gotta put in the work
oh I just realised ESHUTA is that question
>>220279018leftypol's favourite pastime
>>22027897614yos the target demographic for GTA? Imagine playing GTA at like 20 or 30 lol
>>220278986Always have a get out don't you?
now that i've got nieces and nephews i suppose i'm the racist uncle now
got a tuna and sweetcorn baguette from the bakeryand a little cake for afters x
>>220279038*Aren’t…
>>220279043What? I didn’t lie
mad how relevant seinfeld feels to me despite most of it being filmed before i was a glint in the milkman's eye
Japanese ingenuity in the kitchen, true culinary artists.
are they cuties
would love to own a crested fireback
>>22027897627 is year 1 of uncThat's me too soon don't worryFuck i didn't realise it was 2013, i thought it was 2015 which somehow made it way better. I swear it was yesterday every billboard and bus had that red bikini chick up
>>220279066Can't watch anything made before 1999 me, all so grainy and terrible quality, like they hadnt discovered the aspects of great TV yet
>>220279045I'm uncle thyroid because I'm fat haha
El Donaldo Trumpéz
>>220279063Here is one for you: prior to Vatican II, Protestants were considered heretics, now they are considered part of the Church, albeit imperfectly. Now, if the Church is infallible, these options cannot both be true. Was the Church previously infallible and lost it, or has it only now become infallible?
>>220279100can't watch anything from before exactly 1972 because the godfather was the first film ever made that isn't boring as fuck
>>220279068thanks for my scorched egg
Mental how the 80s in movies feels foreign and different as fuck but the early 90s feels culturally the same but without the internet
last poo was horrible feel like harvey price fucked me up the arse with his extra chromosome bbc
>>220279068They should fold it into an origami crane
>>220279162corrr
never understood why zoomers (and even some younger millennials) got such a boner for five nights at freddy's, it's literally the stupidest thing in the world
should we cancel the royal visit to the USA considering Trump is constantly slagging us off?
>>220279162sorry man. same though. I wipe way too hard and it always bleeds. a friend told me he wraps his finger in TP and puts it up his butt and I started doing that. apparently he was joking and now I'm the booty cleaning faggot
*sneaks through the thread*
>>220279156yeah the first season of seinfeld (1989) feels very different to the rest of the show indeed hmm
>>220279198Asolutely not.
>>220278402Remember riding those busses sitting across the older girls in the year ahead. Was year 7 at the time
>>220279131Neither. It has always been infallible. The core has never changed the Catholic Church is the fullness of Christ’s church. The only thing that “changed” is the understanding that people can be related to the church in real but imperfect ways without formal membershup
Anyone fancy a bum?
>>220279217bitch has a face like a spinosaurus
egg :(egg, japan :D
>>220279217she looks like this
>>220279302the virgin neg dupreethe chad big gay following
nth for the holodem
>>220279328yee
>>220279339
tin of sardines for lunch
and the latest from catberge?
>>220278862Grim RIP
smoking coke
What do slags look like it 2026
>>220279371
>>220278941Catholics are crypto-pagan heretics
mad how in the year 4000 people will be thinking of us in a negative light like we think about serfs and peasants>no way.. they just sat at their computer all day?
>>220279328this is what I thought
>>220279167The girlies x
>>220279382
told the 'rents i don't want a egg this year
>>220279405i dont think of serfs and peasants in a negative light
>>220279328FLINGING MY SHIT AT THE WALLS
got nothing to do at toil yet am contracted until 5:30might just click through some training modules and play some vidya
>>220279392You don’t know what those words mean little boy
>>220279434sure you dont
get bloated and sore all the time and alternate between diarrhoea and constipation sometimes have to run to the toilet to have a poo after ive eatedn
o'rorke flummoxed
might go guyana
The Die Is Cast
>>220279488why do they insult like redditors
need a cock up my arse RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
>>220279464Chrons causing inflammation of your bowelsGet to the GP you wankspangled cockbag
>>220279507odd request but ok*shoves a chicken way up in there as it makes a confused "cookaw???" sound
>>220279488Bet those two would be seething if someone rocked up with an England flag though
4% batteryWe don't fuck around with clowns
drinking loads of water so I can piss my bf's poo out of my cock
>>220279351"and"*inhales*"...still the best"*exhales*"... to ever do it**machine starts beeping*"cope... pebble"*machine injects morphine*"zzzzzzzz"
>>220279512dont believe in all that woke andrew huberman rubbish
rarity
any wankshroom niggerbag in
>>220279371on a mad one
eating apple seeds
>>220279371gone bloody feral
>>220279446The Saints of Catholic pantheon won't intercede on your behalf no matter how much you pray to them
Laura says hi
>>220279584where'd he learn that
>>220279545Um
>>220279596fell asleep while watching a karate film with me
eradicate women
>>220279588Tell her I love her
>>220279584there's so many videos of actual cats doing mental things why the need for this sort of slop
>>220279616That's a child
>>220279616Who?
business idea: a screaming, shitting, scream-and-shit man
>>220279616unmistakable the bum of a man..
>>220279339any graduations lined up?
quite astonishing how little work gets done on fridays
>>220279648especially by me because i'm on holidayonly work being done today is choosing what porn to watch
hope everyone here is aware the aussie poster is a spambot
>>220279616SEXOOOO
>>220279655fucking woke
>>220279655That's not the head of the Church of England
the singular aussie poster
>>220279648not when Im on shift I know how to put in the work no matter what day it is and I WILL report you to management if you arent pulling your weight
obliterate the feminoid race
leftymong be like trust le expertsbut the experts are 22 year old freaks who've never had a job before and still live with their mum
listening to old emo songs from when I was 16 current band playing: Deaf Havana
>>220279655thanks henry you fat fucking chud
watching gay porn with 4d smellovision
reading /brit/ with 4d smellovision
can you imagine spending £800 on a game console lmao
>>220279655#GirlbossI love seeing women in positions of power!! Slay queen
>>220279740oh my days who is going to buy this
>>220279749controlled opposition duh
>>220279749leftymong unironically believes nigel farage is the next hitler
What's your job in the leftist commune? I'm gonna be the guy that brings water and hot choccies to the folx reading in the alcoves
want to get a cat but not got a house to put him in
>>220279740PS5 HAS NO GAMES
>>220279749problem, rorke?
>>220279770reckon i'd do well fixing fences and cooking and growing plants
>>220279740that'll be me when GTA is actually about to come out because it's not on PCfuck me
>>220279770do these retards realize you cant choose your job in communism i guess that's the joke huh
>>220279770>What's your job in the leftist commune?professional bbc fluffer, a highly respected job amongst leftists
>>220279778get a tamagotchi
>>220279428RAM costs double thanks to this
>>220279796ah yes the master race
>>220279690as far as I can tell there's usually at least 3 of us at any given time
might crack open a heineken
the potential catberg
>>220279749controlled opposition
Just kind of sitting around stewing in my own filth and neuroses
>*cracks you open with a heineken*
>>220279770surely people of colour already have equal rights in the leftist commune
cracking open a javascript:;
>>220279770for me it's popping popcorn and running the projector in the communes theatre
>>220279825illumicati aha
rorke "bantering" with online strangers through text for 10 years straight
>>220279543do it lad before it's too late, don't want to end up like totalbiscuit
injecting sql into my japseye
>>220279867
>>220279825
tomorrow will mark three weeks since i was last able to hear properly out of my right earmaybe i'm just partially deaf now
>>220279887you need to put eardrops in then use a syringe to blast water in, which will clear the wax
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
>>220279891corr would definitely leak state secrets to her
mums bought wrong cutletes fucking FUMING and seething dumb bitch
bought loads of stuff for crossdress wanking when steaming yesterday
am i mad or is playing the lottery actually a sensible idea? every week you have a slight chance of becoming rich and it only costs £2 a week so if you did it for 25 years it would only have cost you £2600 for a small chance at completely changing your life what else are you going to do with £2 a week?
with each passing day i find myself in a deeper and deeper state of buttblastedness
>>220279803holy weeb
um
>>220279942Prove it liar
>>220279887go have it irrigated or get an ear camera and have a lookI was deaf in my ear for like 2 months after an ear infection, stuck the camera in with a little pick on the end and managed to dislodge what looked like leather that had formed over my eardrum
>>220279645Hachima is still on hiatus she's prob most at risk of graduating. Niko's still on hiatus for "adjustment disorder" same condition that Ao-kun was diagnosed with before eventually graduating but I think/hope Niko will come back I really like her stage presence.Suisei's made a new branch under clover studio Stella it's separate from Holo JP it will give her greater control over her career(music) but she's still a Holo production Vtuber just under different structure, kinda like Holostars. She'll still participate in box events and collab with other Holo members
>>220279930I had a dream that my manager made me explain something to a pair of married gays, and I told them they looked like Danny Boyle and Quentin Tarantino and they told me I was a 'cheeky cunt'
>>220279914>>220279887get one of those earpicks with a camera they're mad
doing a delightful poo
>>220279843They have equal rights in western countries now, but that doesn't stop them fighting for more equal rights
>>220279891POWERRRRR
>>220279997what are you a wigeon or something
>>220279948The chance of you winning is 1 in 45 million you would need to spend over a million pounds on lottery tickets to even have a 2% chance of winning the jackpot
oh mother I can feel the soil falling over my head
hi lads I just woke up from a 20 year long coma, where are those EPIC MEEEEMMMEEEESSSSSSS
>>220280021fuck off you eggheaded spoilsport
The chance of you winning is 50/50either you win or you don't
>>220280043
>>220279983I assume this was only possible because Suisei owns her IP and has an option to go indie instead of graduation*
im a pretty lucky guy so i think id win easily
if I win the lottery maybe I will spare 50 pence for my /brit/ friends
I won a good amount on a scratch card oncecouple grand
>>220280041unitedstatians are FINISHED
>>220280043wrong because if you played twice and lost the first time (50% chance to win) then you would be guaranteed to win the second time (50% chance first time + 50% chance second time = 100% chance to win)
>>220280035Sorry. Maybe do BOTB or something like that? Prizes aren’t as a big but you have a much better chance at winning than in the national lottery
cheadle's gone bonkers, EXTREME friday fever
leftypol smugly claiming the lottery is for idiotsleftypol pretending he isn't mad when rorke matches 3 numbers and wins £30
these fuckers won the lottery twicehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2pr1njl9vo
>>220280156Mid face
>>220280160WTF
my fav lottery winner
>>220280160isn't that so astronomically unlikely that it would imply the lottery is rigged
Wonder how dads feel nowadays knowing their daughter is 90% likely going to spread her arse and fanny on Onlyfans when she grows up
>>220280196smart investor
190 son or aisha daughter?
>>220280160Reminds me of how those two brothers both managed to win Who Wants to be a Millionaire
>>220280160Love seeing Welsh people win in life
>>220278246>>220278246>>220278246
>>220280302>>220280302>>220280302
>>220278776they like themepark diversity, they want to be able to engage in the "adventure" of going out of their suburban upper middle class neighborhood into the local ethnic restaurantThey don't take public transport and live in an area populated by browns
