Listen and learn edition
I am presently defecating at this uh, present timeWill update as the situation unfolds
>>220278268Big if true
>>220280205a few months ago a taxi driver told me his daughter did onlyfans, so some of them don't seem to mind
An asylum seeker who abducted and raped a 12-year-old girl has been given a 16-year sentence.The attack by Afghan national Ahmad Mulakhil last summer led to protests in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. Jurors last month found the 23-year-old guilty of rape, abduction, sexual assault and taking an indecent video.
braders - epic xD
>>220278268Dow Jones down 50% after this post
Anyone want to play ping-pong?
If you drink enough alcohol you'll turn yellow like homer simpsons
>>220280322leftypol going on hunger strike until he's granted a release and full pardon
>>220280322He needs deporting after the sentence.
>>220280347Who ever made this has clearly never been to Marseille or Toulouse
>>220280322leftypol crowding the police van to stop him being prisoned
corr
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it.She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house.I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required.I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse.I reckon it's a solid plan.My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish.Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
get the mao zedong theme song on
>>220280421fah bihh
>>220280425an important lesson for everyone to learn is that your parents will never respect youthey spent years of your life wiping your arse for you after you would randomly shit yourself and cry until they cleaned you upthey will never take your opinions on investing seriously
>>220280466That was over 30 years ago. The real problem is I don't have kids myself. If I did she would offer without me asking.
My arse had been raped, I'm the prime suspect
>>220280502is that genderbent tintin
here's your based right wing party, rorke
>>220280347The transition from Germanic speaking Franks to romance speaking French still puzzles me. All those guys around Europe with Germanic origin names speaking vulgar LatinAlso the Germanic consonant shiftThe fringes of Ancient Francia(Dutch) speaks the closest descendant to Old Frankish while the Frankish powercentre around Aachen - Kolin was influenced by high germanAlso Normans abandoning their Norse language within a few generations when Old Norse and Old English were mutually intelligible for the most part. Only to conquer the land their ancestors took 150 years ago speaking a completey different language
>>220280554As far as pakis go he doesnt sound particularly dangerous. That footy club will be the worst in the league. Indians are shit at sport. He should have founded a cricket club.
>>220280597Forgot pic
>>220280533
i have serious mental health problems lads, but so do most of you
Mexico is a strange placeImagine having a place where loads of people just get tortured and everyone goes about their lives like normal
>>220280538how does he plan on breaking up the marriage then
>>220280635most of us do
Rorke using a word a day calendar to sound more sophisticated and then using the word "niggardly" in public
>>220280647true its relatively developed but they have cartels kidnapping bus loads of people and making them fight each other to the death in a battle royale (actually happened) and its not treated as a national emergency
>>220280629ffs got a stiffy and about to wank to this now
leftypol raging about diversity now.im not surprised considering how hypocritical and inconsistent he is
Walked past a lass with the lengest arse I've seen in ages but looked away cause I didn't want to perve. She was wearing tight af jeans so she prob wouldn't mind a curosy glance buuut she was on the phone turning around on one spot constantly, with a police car on the other side of the road flashing lights. I should've looked straight ahead instead of averting my gave across the roadLass was chav afI need to stop averting my gaze when seeing fitties. One mocked my one time by jiggling her chebs when we crossed paths
chewing khat with pang pang
ordered yesterday morning and postie has just dropped off an ounce of Northern Lightsgotta love the modern world
>>220280647in this country, tens of thousands of children were groomed, abused, and raped by foreigners for at least 2 decades in virtually every large town and city. then the crimes were, in several places, covered up by social services and the police. and its still happening. and everyone goes about their lives like normal
>>220280750
>>220280776the tv show?
>>220280600
>>220280777have a fucking day off rorke
just called someone unc as a 38 year oldpretty effective insult
these rape gang victims must be loads of themwhere are they?
Have a fucking day offrorke rorke rorke 16 hours a day
>>220280911Every unc they receive decimate their hair follicle count
Rorke having a day offLeftypol working on his annual leave
my name is rorke, and I was gang raped by foreigners on the streets of London
>>220280926heathermong's dream
Gagging to suck some wine down
>>220280926couldn't care less. send them back and fetch the euthanasia pod
>>220280944Scromitting
>>220280942pinkpantheress doesn't say that
So hard not to come across as a negative nancy at toil even when you're fine with everything
>>220280911bro you're turbo unct. 31 years old look like 29 and 7 months year old
>>220280950They saved his life tho m8
>>220280945oohh hello poofter
leftypol aborting a healthy child but making sure to keep a down syndrome baby
37 year old who looks 57
>>220280991yeah probably did a heimlich to save their own skin after feeding it batteries and coins out of curiosity
>>220281009crodie on the the way to the gherkin
>>220280991he doesnt even know he exists
>>220280994ironically it is always the most effeminate men who are afraid to drink certain things in fear of looking like poofter
>>220280912leftypol looking around his smelly bedroom in his mum's 5 bed detached house in the suburbs for rape gang victims and, seeing none, concludes it can't have happened
>>220280968Lucky for me, I was a cheerleader. Just pull from that bag, give the people what they want, die under intense compartmentalization pressure
sucking a fucking vitamin D3 because my number is 14 when it's meant to be 50-250
>>220281051the lottery doesn't have letters or numbers as high as 200
Think my T went up when I stopped caring
>>220281051Get some sunlight lad, your bones are going to fall off.
why are they so fitttttt
3pm wank on the cards
>>220281078good tagline is that tbf
might go to pub tonight alone and drink tapwater and taint the atmosphere with my pallid creepy cretinous aura
>>220281079Who?
>>220281079>>220281089:/
>>220281078dunno what indian builders are like, but the chinese are so fast is fucking crazy. feels like they finished building entire houses in my area in the same amount of time it took brits to complete renovations
>>220281111They'll boot you out if you're not spending money
Got some herring to try and it looks vile
>>220281135What was the quality like though? Would you say they built great walls?
Going to take my weekly shower in a bit
Was supposed to get my bonus in January and it still hasnt come. Got sent to some external investigation where they can turn around and actually take money off me
>>220281172yes, but at what cost?
I need 5k to start my business
>>220281221bank of mikey might help you out
my incelwanks have been getting very filthy and loud
>>220281260What’s that
Supporting Iran is browncoded and third worldist.
yank towns don't have the homeless man who everyone knows
What looks best????
>>220281281you eard
i am an aussie legend
>>220281320probably should see a doctor m8. something wrong with your eyes
>>2202813204>2>>>>>>>>>>>3>1. Don't go back to the deano trims
>>220281320Why do his eyes look like that
>>2202813204 or 2
>>2202813204 and 2 look best (I'm sporting the 4 myself) but every normie cunt has 1 or 2
>>2202813202Length matters
Mate's dad is with a tranny and I can't even bring up the energy to make fun of him, he just seems so dejected.
>>2202813202 > 4 > 3 > 1All acceptable tho.
Mad how having a big dick is all that mattersGot over 100k saved up but would trade it all to upgrade my 6.5 inch (length) x 5 inch (girth) dick for 7.5 x 6
mad how shit my life is
the parasite is making us all angry
>>220280466if you careermog your parents they start to respect you around your early 30smine are both losers who leeched off their respective parents for most of their lives so they don't really talk shit to me
crodie... yh?
>>220281079>>220281089Interrupting you
>>220281450>Mad how having a big dick is all that mattersCopy and pasted from your grindr preferences.
>>220281450i would trade my big knob for peace of mind
>>2202813204
mentle how the queen died a few years ago now and no one cares
>>220281539How big?
about to scranulate some choccy digestives... anyone want one yh?
>>220281587Yh me
>>220281587*dunks one in your tea*
People will really say 'How dare Chalament say that no one goes to the Ballet or Opera!' and then never go to the Ballet or Opera.
>>220281587Choccy digestives are so fucking peng
>>220281625yeah?
turkish girl feet
>>220281577infinity inches
don't really like sex that much, prefer a good honest wank
>>220281662This reply genuinely hurt my feelings
finna dunk this digestive... get that shit saturated you feel me?
just put the lottery on
does anyone know any movies where the main character is a loser freak and he ends up having an awesome life?
Going to be doing an open mic stand up routine at my local comedy club next week.
>>220281726meet the fockers
>>220281726Joker
>>220281749yeah?
>>220281726Gurren Lagann
>>220281753No>>220281755And noBe serious
>>220281776yeah
About to eat a scone
>>220281726The Greatest Story Never Told
What act got you into music? Was Gorillaz for me when I was like 9.
>movies
mums a proper BLM woke lefty but also hates trannies don’t really understand how that works
>>220281771Crodie knows what to fill his new fridge with when Mihono flops the final straight
crodemic
>>220281780Enemy of the state
>>220281709I feel you dog
>>220281726yes man
>>220281844Think that's quite easy to understand actually.
Any lightskin nigga that wanna challenge me betta watch outI ain’t fuckin’ playin’ nigga
>>220281835music interrupts thought. grow up
>>220281726Karate Kid
>>220281844hatred of men extending to troons
>>220281860What is it?
>>220281884Hello Indian
>>220281835beatles, eminem, nirvana
>>220281869You write in trannycase, be quiet.
i don't get it
>>220281924it makes me cool and aloof, part of the culture you see
Hello
>>220281771
haha yeah leftymong is a bit like that isnt he
>>220281938neither do i
>>220281941>the cultureInterrupts thought, grow up.
crodie sent me a whatsapp... aha whats he saying
>>220281978spaki won't like this
>>220281884The girlies x
>>220281978i'm not sure either the left or right comes out looking good in thisboth are twitter mongs
>>220281985this reply just comes across like a rattled child that has nothing else to say. You. Are. Don.
>>220281943Hello
cat tongues are unsettling
had FAR too many wanks to keely's arse since the 2024 olympics
>>220280597Was just saying down the pub
>>220282020>You. Are. Don.Cheers
>>220282047not really that funny is it mateget off the paedo botnet
>>220282017True its the middle one that is obviously the cool one
i would pay literally £450 to shove my face up keely hodgkinson's arse for 30 seconds
nth for the gyaldem
deuce vault
off to the yabba
>>220282057scrematizzi
Would like a woman to suck my penis
>>220281978>jesus christburn in hell heathen
>>220282102i could get my gf to do this tonight for free
>>220282149same here but neither of our girlfriends have an arse like hodge's... unless... yours does?
>>220282149Didn't have to pay her when she did it for me
Honestly prefer millennials who embrace their chungus nature rather than be beholden to the approval of zoomers.t. zillennial
second bean water is being sucked
>>220282177i need a comparison image homie
Going to use a wet wipe on my face and then my arse, being sure to do it in that order
Bog post
fart
>>220282213
>>220281905bloody white woman porn pictures haram bloody indianstop to be posting naked woman pictures on 4chan bloody indian
imagine if she put on weightnobody would believe it wasn't a BBL
shame about the face though
>>220281978Kek
so this is rorke
Not sure what I'm gay porn doing anymore
>>220282177Lass I saw outside my house had a nicer arse than Keely's but I averted my gaze when up close
mad how true this is
>>220282270hmmquite fit
>start binge watching louis theroux>have poor social skills so i decide to emulate him in conversation>it actually works and i'm making friends>just ask simple inquisitive questions like "do you like your job?" and "What's made you upset today?">even got a girl's number but just asking "are those your favourite shoes?"Louis Theroux is life changing.
>>220282308its harry kane adjacent
>>220282304couldn't get my cock through that to her fanny
>>220282360do you introduce yourself by saying "hi i'm anon, how do you do?"
>>220279382>>220279418Hmm… feels rather SOVLless and Yankified :(
>>220282270strangely cubic arse
>>220282360I know you're memeing but it's popular normie advice to just ask people questions if you feel awkward in social situations but I can't imagine anyone would enjoy being quizzed like that randomly
>>220282380Of course
i shiggy diggy
>>220282360I should send a screenshot of this to some autistic pals
>>220282399Not meming, no one has ever got annoyed. People will talk endlessly about themselves, honestly.
>what's made you upset today?read this in his voice
rorke listening to the mortal kombat song as he joins the crusades in ck3
don't get paid until next week
Copped a ban for posting the N word award
Germans listening to the MK theme be like 'Test Your Shite'
>>220282375saying things like this just makes it sound like you don't know how sex works
>>220282468This one's face is just mentle haha
>>220282480he thinks the cock goes between the arse cheeks
>>220282437Yeah but I reckon this doesn't work with a lot of men
The fact that cucks often repeat that 'can't get past the cheeks' nonsense should be a clue.
diego........ ....if you are in this thread............and reading this...............vicenzo colreone sends his regards...
rorke wanting to talk to men
>>220282468same ladit not bloody right it not
>>220282533That they have little willies or what
>>220282518It does, men being taciturn is a myth.
>>220282550that despite being porn enthusiasts they don't really have a clear understanding of how sex works
>>220282550That they're incels who don't understand sexThe term 'nonsense' should have been a clue.
Met my soon to be next door neighbours today
>>220282592Do tell
any virgin freaks in
>>220282578>>220282581I see Im not a cuck nor do I have a small willy but I am a vf
>>220282625Nah, /brit/ is a shaggers general
>>220282592you think you'll hear them shagging? wonder if she's a screamer
Just wish I could live in a house share with only one or two other people. one I looked at today has 22 fucking rooms in it
>>220282449you know lewis, you have... you always ask these kind of questions... you're leading me... to an answer> am i?yeah, there you go again. weird, man. weird.
>>220282659It's a detached house and they're old
Being a neet for 6 years completely destroyed my confidence. I've been working for almost 2 years and I'm only now starting to feel human
i've seen enough JAV to know that sex goes: interview, take photos in underwear, use a dildo on her, then she sucks your nipples, then blowjob, then shag
Lived with a hipster chap back in Uni and he once brought back this woman with a massive peng arse and when I heard him fucking her I could hear the squelching of her fanny that sounded like macaroni and cheese being mixed and I've never forgotten the sound. I don't think I've ever made a woman that wet lol.
Why the long face? he barman said to the Rorke
>>220282683wtf?
>>220282735>I don't think I've ever made a woman that wet lol.don't think you've made any woman wet
Big toilberg just praised me when I havent actually done anything *does my good wagie dance and frantically collects the peanuts thrown in my direction*
>>220282683Didn't see 'share' in your post and was wondering why you're only looking a palatial estates ha ha.
>>220282683thats called a block of flats anon, its not a house share
>>220282783the gayest brownest webm ever made
>>220282735Damn. also the fact of how loud that was because you could hear it from the other room, through the walls!
>>220282809*The alphaest aryanest webm ever madeCheck mate.
>>220282784it'a actually called an HMO, so it's similar to a block of flats except you all share a kitchen on each floor
>In 1926, following a trip to the Dutch East Indies and British Malaya, he stated that he had "returned from the east a stronger advocate of the White Australia policy than ever before" and that white Australians "did as much work daily as a dozen natives"Kek.
Pisses me off at ALDI how it isn't organised in the most efficient way it's organised to pacify certain mongs who have meltdowns if they get put on the till or self checkouts. As a result I am disproportionately on the tills and self checkouts because I don't sperg out
Regular gym goer, and when I was first into it I spent a lot of time on /fit/ in current body threads I didn't realise nanberg thought that I was on a dating website and once told me that she was fine with me being gay haha.I'm NOT gay
>>220282783I like the smoke exhale at the same time of sipping the coffee
>>220282846i love you so much
>>220282854*starts bumming you*
>>220282816I might have been leaning my ear against the door, might have!
>>220282846Right but they're just playing the game aren't they. they've figured out if they meltdown at the right moment, they won't have to do the shit they don't wanna do
>>220282783
>>220282550>>220282578>>220282581>>220282533>>220282480baited for all of this
>>220282859making me leak haha x
>>220282846What are you having for tea tonight? x
>>220282859don't find these types of asian attractive at all
>i don't sperg out
IM NOT A SCOTTISH PAKI WOMAN!!!
>>220282360
I actually am a Paki woman and I'm not even joking
>>220283061same :/ don't like being called out like that
when i was a call centre runt and i spoke to scottish people they pronounced the letter J as "JYE"
>>220283061Life changing
>>220283036My favourite one of those is Roo off Bargain Hunt.
>>220283102why is her surname irvine if she's a you know what
she sounds so hot when she's mocking other girlshttps://youtu.be/6EuO_5wVhn8?t=158
right well that's me leaking for mistress :/
left my choker on the bus
leftypol be like yeah haha
BARRRRRRT
>>220283131bitch got norwood
love those giant flapjack barslove the boxes of flapjack bites you get in supermarkets as well as the chocolate cornflake biteslove snacks and treats i do
Not allowing myself weed or booze tonight fucks sake may as well just try to get some sleep
>>220283061umhi
saving this dogshit post for the new
>>220283212Hi x
Might try drinking non alcoholic beer
>>220283131Women going bald is cultural appropriation
rorke just got overstimulated and shagged the shower curtain
flapjackmong loves his bloody flapjacks
>>220283163yeah haha
>>220283163ummy this is me
>>220283244screa m
Google hypervigilance mateThere's no road wide enough across that chasm
>>220283131love some good mental illness
>>220283251toiled at a place that sold flapjacks made by the middle aged single mum polish baker with an autistic son who fingered her arse on onlyfans because of covidwould steal them pretty much every day setting up the shop, would pop one in my mouth and claim it crumbled or fell on the floor or just didn't report it as missing.that job fed me for free for years because they were bad at tracking their losses.
>>2202832866 7
off for my incel walk, will throw myself in a pond if i get digits
>>220283322>>220283322>>220283322
>>220283317*activates suddenly like the Manchurian candidate*
Vedrai, vedrai
