latex edishold: >>220278246
>>220283322
>>220283322thas a man
>>220283322she looks like a computer game
Six sevennnnnn
>>220283322nigge wearing a bump map for clothes
drinking an energy drink because I don't have energy
>>220283357is not
>>220283377
might start a new world on the ‘craft later when steaming that or shoot and rob any blacks i see in rdr2
>>220283393meant cube mapping. as in i am mapping my cube to her.
Might leave toil early today, can't be arsed really
Mayon volcano is literally erupting on livestream RIGHT NOW and you're just sat there doing NOTHING
been spending most my lifeliving in a smelly bedroom
>>220283446>earlyit's already after 5 there why are you still at toil
>>220283446I'm off for a wank right now why don't you join meWe could be masturbate-mates
>>220283470Toil starts at 9 and ends at 7
>>220283377the cronem quicktap the tardem but first we yam
>>220283457
>>220283445enjoy feeding them to pigs too
biggest regret in life is bloatmaxxing in my 20sfell for the powerlifting/rippetoe memenow i am over 30% body fat and simply do not care about strengthwould rather be thin and weak at this stagegoing on a massive diet now getting on the bro split
>>220283491that's really grim, hours here are optional between 7-9 until 3-5.how many days per week?
Let me be graphic for a second. I felt almost like I was on adderall yesterday, I wasn't, but my dick shrivelled up into an adderall accordion. Might be achieving ADHD gnosis.
>>220283457Are the island people sacrificing virgins to it?
>>2202835116 days per week>>220283478um
>>220283408It's usually the other way around though, isn't it, with yous posting a picture of black children in english school uniform or just a picture of a woman in a headscarf walking in Shiteshire and then truing to evoke the equivalent of "absolute madlad".
>>220283500Slightly creepy the way what's his name sits forward as jezza sits back at the end
>>220283518pharma companies have yanks utterly mindraped they make everything about mental illness and drugs
>>220283522right are you a slave or do you spend half the day doing nothing that sounds horribleis it normal?
>>220283519Not on the livestream
this decade has been shit
>>220283526>ShiteshireI believe you mean Shitterton?
>>220283526yeah?
>>220283541True. It's coming here too
wanking with a shaved knob is an excellent experience you should all try
>>220283565HOLD8NG MY BELLY
>>220283526actual gibberish
removing the very specific hard drive from the lockbox for tonight’s activities
>>220283593I'll stick with using my hand cheers
>>220283593Wait until the itch starts HOWLING>>220283601Rorke copemelty
>>220283618aha
>>220283541Pros are they're mapping out patterns even if calling them illnesses and disorders is misleading/some shouldn't be medicated. Increased empathy. This guy's an asshole because he has autism and his brain is funnelling social cues info into the trash and then becoming enraged and predatorily detail obsessed
rorkeposter melty
>>220283526yeah black children in school uniforms are constantly being posted on /brit/
>>220283610
>>220283610er
Odds foodEvens sleepDubs booze
>>220283504It’s too late for you unc
can't see myself shagging again
In 2021 I was nearly assassinated by the security services, and for the past year and a half I have been going through some of the most extreme form of psychological conditioning to prepare me for public life.Everything you see me write, do, and say is drawn between two contradictory worlds: fact, and fiction. The next time you come into someone's room asking for a chat, imagine the most horrendous existence you possibly can and watch as someone struggles with their own inbuilt dysfunctional neurodivergent psychology as they struggle to put into words what denies signification. Please, in future leave me alone. I will rotate through hospital wards until we are complete and he can live a functional life away from the stringent security measures of a mental health ward.Your glance is the most precious thing in my existence, as it acknowledges that which we are all systematically and personally repressing: our humanity. Goodbye
they’ll be ditching the tights and will be in bare legs soon
>>220283683rocco sifredi after going blind
Cody's on Ritalin, Prozac, Xanax, Adderall, Valium, Oxycontin for his Autism, ADHD, OCD, BPD, anxiety and depression.There are no ups and downs in American life, no mourning, no personal problems, no character faults - you are simply diagnosed with some made up bullshit created by a committee of 80 year old.. ahem.. you know you (DSMV) and told to pay millions of pills that are never shown to work in independent clinical trials.(Cody is also on lean/purple from watching too many hip hop videos.)
>>220283712s
Not sure what you utter spastics are going on about really
>>220283715brits also do drugs but at least we know we're doing them recreationally
currently delivering 21 tonnes of petrol to Kiel in Denmark and I am being paid €34,619
>>220283688based
entering REM sleep (where i dream about being in the corner, in the spot light and losing my religion)
watching welding videos on ytpussy is just not a matter of fact for me
>>220283747prefer the yank version of truck sim me
saw a funny video on youtube of some tranny lawyer having a wee meltie in court and getting arrested
sir youth waster
going in to aldi and asking for obi trans
>>220283798Nice way to let everyone know you’re gay
>>220283876why are you being rude?
this is a really interesting picture of three british lasses
bring back friday night project
>>220283901*two
>>220283901two white girls are pengblack one has a nice arse but not a nice face
We do not need you to believe a single word of what has been saidWhat we need you absolute fucking clowns - our word - is to do your stupid fucking jobs, from psychiatrists to care workers. You are all so hopelessly dysfunctional when the grind is drawn to a fine degree.If it makes your day easier, ignore him. Pretend he does not exist. Do not play mental games in a fucking psychiatric ward of all places. Why? Because some of your other patients are not allowed quite there in the head either.We cannot share our utter dismay at this fact alone. Despise me if it makes your world an easier place to accept, but please steer well fucking clear of accusing someone of smears you do not even have the breath to speak out loud.When we are done, this man will take one look at you and feel nothing but pity, not empathy A, for what it is you are all systematically - there is that word again, echolalia perhaps? - caught in: a denial of your identity as people.You disgust us sometimes and amaze us others, goodbye
so depressedI spend every weekend thinking about how utterly arsed up it all is, how I have no one to see and nothing to do. what a miserable dogshit incel existence
>>220283936>black one has a nice arseare we looking at the same photo mate?
https://youtu.be/wZgVkP6o6Ig
>>220283959give a rest rorke
>>220283899Dunno sorry
>>220283322CORRRRRRRRRRR
BEAD WORLDBEAD WORLDBEAD WORLDBEAD WORLDBEAD WORLDBEAD WORLD
Dad's just scratched the Rolls-Royce, he is fuming!
>>220283901arse on the one on the right is absolutely incredible, not even joking I'm rock hard rn just looking at her
>>220283969SCR
>>220283504>massive dietDieting is too hard, I don't gorge but love food. I need to eat something tasty or I'll feel like shit
tsk tsk leftypol... homophobic are we?
that's fucking illegal
>>220283644Yeah they are and they are being complained abiut
>>220283901>black lass has the worst arseBizzaro pic
>>220284039wut?
One of you believes this is a game worth playing, so allow usHow many times can I shout the word 'bang' before we end up slamming doors shut hard behind us making work a miserable place to be.Because it took us a day at the last ward. Perhaps a new record?
>>220284039bro got paid to suck chebs
>>220284023that's the one I knew/know lel, here you go lad xhttps://www.instagram.com/mollygrovex/
>>220284039thought he was gay
nth for the baddiedem
new dogshit gimmick I see
>>220284084give 5 recent examples
>>220284023she's bent over you muppet
>>220284105She looks slavic from first glance. Do you really know her?
>>220284105how on earth do you find some fit british bird with just 1k followers like that
>>220284147Would you stick your knob in there?
robocok
>>220284185reverse image search or he was the original poster
my arse feels weird
Mousey is a proud part of the TV Repair Community
that weed got me looking chinese
They want to build an AI GOD
>>220284204mousey doesn't discharge the anode capgets shocked and you can see his skeleton like in a cartoon
>>220284206scr
>>220283377di cronem dun a gud ting for di communitydey see di suffering and gon’ do all dey can to helpden dey gon’ rapid tap di lil’ disabled katy
That ese put dust in my weed
doing a read
>>220284185probably the paddy shagger, Irish guy who ocasionally comes into /brit/ he has posted a lot of right belters in the past
>Clavicular has been banned from Kick
>>220284185>>220284257belters from his hinge profile* I should say
Shook, Potter?
>>220284272this is rorke's 9/11 moment
might have a fap to this captcha later
>>220284272for shooting a crocodilehe also ran over a man with a tesla truckhow does he keep getting away with it
mr 55p
>>220284272filthy little mudblood
Been awake since 10 I deserve a nap
can't wait for the episode where harry potter's dad hangs snape in a tree for creeping on a white woman
WINDOWS? OPEN
Kick streamer “Clavicular”, was arrested after mag dumping a gator in Florida.
wanna wank but my sister is doing the hoovering right outside my roomFUCK OFF
>>220284390alri virtualbox
life is beautiful
it's time for the One True King of kick to take his rightful throne
>>220284405invite her in and let her wank you
>>220284405she fit?
he's waggling it isn't he? he's making a big mess in the shower
>>220284441great ideawould be getting on this
>>220284418leftypol's vision
don't understand knickers where's your tackle meant to go? just dangle out?
>>220284405I curse you to think about her sexually
>>220284390>>220284411on the gnu/linux myself
mousey getting chased around by rorke like it's tom and jerry
why's it going up again
>>220284461You need a gaff to tuck it
got a calendar notification that just says "charles" tomorrow. anyone know what that means?
>>220284506because of donny
toilberg making us do another hour of ai webinars. cant wait for this bubble to pop
>>220284519date with a rent boy, im guessing
>>220284519He's coming for tea
>>220284506dunno, it's all a pyramid scheme anyway
>>220284449spoon and a bic lighter joke really took his ass to flavortown
>>220284476yeah good for you. i mean windows like the thing you open in the house to let fresh air in
I want to start cross dressing desu
>>220284531but we're winning
if I had enough money to buy a rolex id buy an explorer 2 with a white dial
gonna go for a poo then get steameration on
>>220284506He bottled his infrastructure bombing idea
>>220284569Why
Did they stop making james bond films or what
oh my days
>>220284476>AMD A8 3850 genuinely never heard of that CPU in my life. Is that a laptop processor?
>>220284594Its the one I like the most
>>220284599the future is just endless remakes
oh it was thishttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-correctly-predicted-queens-27972200king charles is predicted to die tomorrow
>virtualbox/brit/ is a vmware general
>>220284596jeff benzos has the rights
>>220284591mad thing is she's right, she's 16, don't care if she has the looks of a fit 25 year old with massive chebs, she's still mentally 16 and has a whole lot of brain development left to do and THAT'S what makes you a paedophile.
another day having done no work done and my mates making plans without me tonigjt with me literally sat at the table
>>220284633Ok
>>220284596theyre waiting to drop a black bottom at the perfect moment to make rorke kill himself
Timothy Dalton sex arse
here's a tip. everyday, give yourself a treat
>>220284607APU. cheap processors/gpus meant for things like HTPCs. also similar to consoleshttps://www.techpowerup.com/cpu-specs/a8-3850.c740
>>220284591would
>>220284692i did that and now i weigh 315 pounds
>>220284591why does she react like that to an innocent comment
Nearly got enough xp for level 6 swag when I can start wearing snapbacks and plastic neon coloured glasses with no lenses and lines going across them
>>220284727fat cunt
deleted bf4 fuck this piece of shit game
>>220284752too many dogs?
waiting for BT to phone me back it not right
>>220284733telling woman she looks older is the equivalent of a woman laughing at your willy when she first sees it but 10 times worse
>>220284607>>220284699At least its not a bulldozer CPU. My god they were fucking awful.
>>220284783War crime
>>220284785scr
Know how to say citroën properly but got no idea what minge smells like
>>220284843it genuinely smells like the underside of your ballsack after a long day
friday lads it friday
if a man will suck pussy he'll suck anything
Any wankrupt wogpackets in?
>>220284272Rumble will take him
would honestly rather a girl stuck on a strap on and have me suck on that than eat out her pussy
>>220284785
>>220284888Would you rather have her bum you with it
>>220284888same. even better if she had a real life huge cock and tore my bussyhole up with it
might order a million beers
love love love not toiling
>>220284905Gay if you wouldn't roger that squid
>>220284641virt-manager for me
>>220284955umm, wasn't gonna say, but.... haha
>>220284943You take one down and drink it down 999999 beers on the wall
>>220284928probably after i sucked it yeahthen i would love her to put in next to my willard and compare how much bigger it is than minethen get me to put it on and fuck her with it and deny me any pleasure because mine is too pathetic
>>220284975drink the lot in one seating
>>220284971I was joking oh my days rorke
>>220284983Umm
>>220284943order a kombucha with lions mane instead
>>220285009not gay am i
>>220284999umm err yeah haha me too ummm
>>220285009alri geralt, busy day
>Millennials have been called the "Unluckiest Generation" in the US and other Western countries, as the average millennial has experienced slower economic growth and more recessions since entering the workforce than any other generation in history
>>220285032Nah I was serious I'd pound her octopuss and tug on her squilly willy and fondle her squidward testicles
>>220285110whys it always gotta get gay with you, rorke?i thought you were cool but now idk
>>220285092ok but think how well the boomers are doing
>>220285128Don't be transphobic
>>220285128Get over it incephalopod
anyone else's sister dress you up as a girl when you were younger?
the men are kicking the ball around later
>>220285175Gay Hitler cock and ball torture ?
>>220285173yeah
>>220283377needs his head popped
>>220285163JALLORING
>>220285173what
>>220284860why does it smell like fish?
>>220285173Can't remember being young
>>220284599was the movie really called sorcerer's stone in america as well
Why is it still freezing?
>>220285209Hospital administrator is cheeeaaating
scranning a cephalopod
Come back to say that THE day you cunts crack autistic psychology you can join us in our very own little listening post here in the torusUntil then, shut the fuck up
>>220285232yeah they had to shoot each scene where they mention it twice lol
was at the self checkout and a couple went to the one next to me and they were giggling and gave each other a kiss and I felt so ashamed I thought I was going to cry, then I felt terrified that they would notice my beer and snacks I was clearly going to enjoy alone and the man would start making fun of me to make his attractive gf laughWhat a totally humiliating experience
Sweet Carolineeeeeeee
>>220285275meanwhile they probably didn't even notice you at all
>>220285275Honestly mate everybody notices and everybody pities you
Putting my big boy pants on and going to the cinema alone
>>220285275this is a mental illness just so you know
>>220285314what is
>>220285173yeahmakeup n all lol
>>220285312Done this and it was ok
my mum's cat is obese and she swears she doesn't over feed him
>>220285296this is trueeveryone knows what a freak i am and they're all looking at each other and whispering about it whenever i go outside
They made a video about you anon
>>220285312LotR?
mental how much more enjoyable subnautica is without having to eat and drink
>>220285232yh. americans dont know what a philosopher is
Nick, im hungry
So that's why mousey has been so quiet lately
>>220285272mad that
no more nights nappies smelling
i did say it three weeks ago but this time I MEAN it. This will be my last weekend on 4chan on Monday I am quitting everything all the things that waste my time
>>220285275As far as they were concerned you might as well have been wearing a cloak of invisibility. You could've been juggling those beers and doing a Riverdance and they wouldn't have spared you a second look
>>220285366Finally went on that diet I see, tubby.
>>220285395you can do it lad
>>220285365Yes mate
>>220285400Stop lying to the poor freak
>>220285382>Brain-damaged Scot Bit redundant to say the same thing twice
>>220285331the neurotic narrativisation of a totally innocuous situation and the subsequent emotional response
>>22028541711 and a half hours of kino
>>220285395the first point of failure in attaining a goal is the "I'll start tomorrow" loopStart now or you'll never start
>>220285417why don't they start it a bit earlier
>>220285437Quit attacking me nigga
>>220285437Need this line on a loop in an edm track maybe chemical brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFaQ_YXwuRI
Hands off my penis
They didn't even bother making aspic sound like food
i could eat a knob at night
Can't imagine anything more grim that going to the cinema alone. It's a couples activity, all they will do is make fun of you
>>220284039bloody sexist bastard >:(
>>220285458This. Our lives are determined not by what we do tomorrow, but by what we do today
>>220285209Get it popped!
>>220285312Done it plenty of times when I finished school
>>220285508Just science
>>220285502me walking past the leftist commune
>>220285515hows he done that then
>>220285498Aspic is pretty good, we call it "head cheese"
>>220285412Thanks :D>>220285458No im having one last hurrah and then on Monday i quit
>>220285506went to see the thing and taxi driver by myself
Is /brit/ a gcc, clang or msvc general
Get it popped!
>>220285537his psychokinetic powers
>>220285537Being a cheeky chappy x
>>220285437I'm upset at the sharp contrast between me and the couple. I haven't even had a friend in years and being in a loving relationship is just a normal thing for themMy reaction was completely normal.
>>220285515fucking hellshame we don't do circus freaks anymore he'd make a killing
Gary EatsandDanny Vs Foodmakingconstantcontent ..It`s So GoodAnd Fantastic !!
>>220285537It’s his sister >>220283377
18 year old British twinks daddy loves you <3
>>220285558No idea what these are but clang gang lifelong here
>>220285437Also why are you just making up a word instead of saying narration, you sound dumb and gay
>>220285563size of that bonce
You lads realise getting yourself a fit gf isn't about looks? It's all about confidence and personality. Things you can easily learn.
i got inflated head syndrome
>>220285567>then I felt terrified that they would notice my beer and snacks I was clearly going to enjoy alone and the man would start making fun of me to make his attractive gf laugh>What a totally humiliating experienceall of this is a hallucination it's not real
Busy night tonight?
>>220285607likeInTheme Hospitalabout it !!
>>220285607An erection?
evening chaps. another day another pound eh lads?
>>220285618Stop lying, I always notice the despicable losers and what they're buying
I JUST STEPPED ON YOUR JACKET MICHAEL
>>220285618hallucinating the beer was he
>>220285646there's a mirror at your local shop then?
>>220285618but if it someone was paying attention they could piece it all together. even if no one noticed the mental image of me and them at the self checkout is humiliating
>>220285666I include myself naturally
>>220285666H'OH, A DOUBLE!
>>220285666Bloody hell, this post killed that cunt
*walking into a mirror shop*cor i didn't know they sold fat ugly twats in here
>>220285595narrativisation and narration are not the same thing
Shut up you cunts it's a standard no you joke. It doesn't even make sense why would a shop have a mirror?
like when elliott was humiliated by samuel plunging his penis into his sister georgia through her bedroom door
>>220285646This is actually true though. I don't really care what other people are buying but I saw a fat middle aged bloke buying about 10 bottles of corona and he looked really disgusting and pathetic, you do notice weird people buying strange shit
>>220285669>but if it someone was paying attention they could piece it all together.you're still doing itjust adding more details to your schizo story to justify it
>>220285646when you're there with your girlfriend who's kissing you?think back to all the many times you were out with a beautiful woman who was giggling and in love with youhow much attention was on the sexy woman tickling you and kissing you, and how much was on random passers by?use your extensive personal experience of that situation to inform your perception of reality
>>220285709Thank you for defending my honour but it's ok <3
>>220285705haha
>>220285734Well they could, but I'm willing to concede that 99% of strangers in public don't notice me
>>220285750I like men bet you didn't consider that did you
>>220285794bit gay
Isn't gary eats gay? I seem to remember that he's actually married to a bloke
hah rorke
looking at the post count and shrieking in primal fear at the top of my lungs
gfberg requesting my presence in her bedroom this eveningi shall oblige
get it made
>>220285813Danny better hide his voluptuous knacker cracker around him. Those robust pillows could tempt a straight man even.
>>220285852as the fluffer?
>>220285842Have faith it will be made
*alarm sounds*WARNING NEW THREAD IMMINENTPREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE MIGRATION
england win tonight even if the parasite hates it
>>220285395goodbye for all eternity
>>220285903>>220285903>>220285903
england playing? has the world cup started then
finished all my jumbo pistachios now I don't have any pistachios, jumbo or otherwise
>>220285778they could also be thinking about the fat shit one of them took that clogged their toilet that morningthe point is you're humiliating yourself by concocting overly negative stories in your head that have no basis in reality
new>>220285914>>220285914>>220285914
>>220285515why is his head so massive then
