Expected Clues (xC)

you can't link the old, that's against the rules

back to solving 3 captchas instead of just 1
wonder how long it takes for that to stop

wish I were steaming right now but that's the old me

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>oi rorke, heard you say something rude

And me, mate? Me?
Steaming.
Possibly as a rocket - TBC.

im sorry but women are mentally ill animals that ruin peoples lives and im just never going to interact with them ever again.

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>>220289256
*does a think*

>>220289276
the dream

>>220289264
Why were these West African tribals speaking Swahili

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giddy up

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wish me luck lads

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he is so mentally unwell

Wish you wouldn't do early new threads now I have to repost:

>>220289214 #
He did a thing called Craig Charles's funky bunker
Look it up it's a right laugh. You can't find most episodes now I think it's maybe list media but what there is is serious 90s lad telly

>>220289300
she has a bum on her back

Sir Wool Peacoat

Where are we going to go when the UK becomes South Africa tier lads

>>220289305
>list media
LOST media

>>220289300
gay niggas really look at this and say “hmm nh hairy pooey manarsebum for me instead”

>>220289249
why do they pretend like they don't love it

Spent all my universal credit for the month on customs from trannies on onlyfans ffs

>>220289305
oh takeshis castle, remember him in that?
proper class
happy jappy chappies moving on to the next round

>>220289335
because its paedo-coded

What are you supposed to do with letters? Ones that come in the letterboxes.

I have lots of them now, not sure what to do with them. Maybe about 500.

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>>220289376
depends what they are really doesn't it

My height is the only thing I have going for me but it's cancelled out by the rest of me
not really fair is it

>>220289353
ffs Adam

>>220289360
that only applies the other way around

>>220289354
He was perfect for that. I'll have to watch some of that takeshis castle after this footy, that had me creasing

>>220289376
if you don't need them anymore just burn them

well that's a pony taking a shit then

I need two monitors I just do OKAY I need two monitors

right, time to get fucking BAKED and watch some game of thrones

>>220289399
yeah mate might get some loaded up on youtube for steamingtoil
they never won on the last challenge with the paper discs, always got put through lol

>>220289376
Sort them. Most get scrunched up and go in recycling, some you want to keep.

>>220289413
grow up

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>>220289413

Had my first shower this month

>>220289410
Genuinely can't go back to one monitor
Might even get a third

mad how short people can't see over the shelves in the shops

>>220289420
The last challenge against the guards in the little cars with lasers was impossible. Never saw anyone get through that which is good because you only watch to see them getting rekt
Speaking of Japan, England are playing them on Tuesday apparently

>>220289413
I've got the Dress Up Darling on but shant be getting baked

got the robert palmer on

got a lump on my neck
am i going to die

still reeling from the utter humiliation i experienced when I was mogged by a chad and his gf at the self checkouts earlier

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just casually relaxing and reading my book this friday evening

>>220289490
THE LIGHTS ARE ON
BUT YOU'RE NOT HOME
YOUR MIND
IS NOT YOUR OWN

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>>220289490

AGPtroon on a madness

>>220289490
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn Williams, my supposed fiancee, keeps buzzing in my ear.

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alri

For sale: baby shoes, never worn
Yeah that's good Hemingway but what about this:
Nil nil at half time

>>220289562
San Hyde's let himself go

>>220289547
Great post, Halberstram.
>Halberstram has carefully placed an American Psycho quote in the thread. The anxiety washes over me until I get a (You) two posts down.

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no one car me

reckon palmer shagged all those models in the videos?

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>>220289490
love how you can tell its freezing in this pic cus of her clenched butt cheeks

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me every day
just floating in an unnatural environment
waiting for it to end

Got an 9:30 rez at Dorsia lads

>>220289588
Iktfb

something smells sour
may or may not be my bum

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Liminal new build

sneezed powerfully three times

>>220289613
rorkecel seal
poo seal's cousin

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the mighty england …

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>>220289597
no one care you

>>220289630
sinister...

>>220289619
How'd spaki swing that?

>>220289597
I reckon he got them addicted to love
First one's free but after that it's 40 quid a shag

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>>220289630
this is just a British zen garden

>>220289676
corr poo and mash

>>220289676
looks like poo from a fat male arse

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not watching the second half this is dire rather read a book

I'm making a prediction:
an image entitled Titch.jpg will be posted at 22:04 tonight

>>220289613
>The emperor will have no choice but to hand over Arrakis back to us

>>220289700
doubtful

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>>220289300

>>220289699
i'm watching youtube videos

>>220289695
Yup, that's a bloke.

>markers down by 4% today

Yeah trump is invading Iran and petrol is £2 a litre by Monday

Need to grab another beer but I'm scared to miss 30 seconds of this RIVETING football match

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>>220289736

>>220289695
mad how he raped contrapoints then trooned out to avoid accusation

>>220289748
ever shag her up the virtual arse?

Luv jeeta slags me

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>>220289613
just be yourself

might make a theresa may ai girlfriend
long day

>>220289736
>>220289760
Mmm

>>220289760
skirt's falling down love

>>220289695
mental how he raped that american philosopher troon and then trooned out himself and completely copied his style and looks actually fucking mental

>>220289764
For real? How do we know that?

>>220289776
CORRR

>>220289776
Me on the right

>the Jews are attacking nuclear power plants

I...

>>220289300
>>220289736
>>220289760
repulsive

Just asked the toilfu if she wants to go see Scream 7 on Sunday
Told her I was too scared to go alone as a joke but I'm quite concerned she will think I was being serious
Very much regretting that

>>220289776
what on earth
is that allowed

Pokemon Go

>>220289813
How do we know this?

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>>220289818

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>Tiger Woods involved in Florida rollover crash

>>220289841
>Told her I was too scared to go alone as a joke but I'm quite concerned she will think I was being serious
darkknightmong's take: you've fucked it
women don't take a whiff of fear or hesitancy

>>220289841
the dreaded ick, as it were

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>>220289736

>>220289859
I won't, I'm a gentleman, haha

8 billion people, all with lives presumably as exciting, tragic, wondrous, and mystifying as my own
There's so much happening in this world and we can only experience the tiniest little slice of it and yet it feels like everything
Yes, I'm on drugs right now but it's true

>>220289300

>>220289911
ok incel

listening to this david berman bloke

got a coffee at 8:45PM but it's Friday so I don't give a hoot!

eating cake

>>220289911
8 billion people

And only African men will have any lasting genetic lineage.

DROP THE PILOT
TRY MY BALLOON
DROP THE MONKEY
SMELL MY PERFUME

>>220289911
>presumably as exciting, tragic, wondrous, and mystifying as my own
woke

Boozeberg attempting to destroy my gut microbiome but getting nowhere as i have prepared by consuming huge amounts of prebiotic and probiotic foodstuffs in preparation, building a veritable bacterial fortress in my tummy

>>220289410
my bedroom isn't big enough for two

listening to every version of louie louie I can find

>>220289955
mate if you want to square up then just fucking say so
fucking piss take mate
getting a bit fucking fed up mate

>>220289848
skirted swimsuits? yes.

"zesty fode" looking quite fucking useless !!

>>220289961
Allright 18th century french counter-revolutionary pleb

ick

Andrea Botez is jealous of Anna Cramling

Wish I had a girlfriend but only for when I'm not out with my friends, at my social club or else.

So nearly every hour I'm not at work haha

>>220290018
let's have some them you fragrant mincer

>>220290028
Has been all season desu

>>220289911
>Yes, I'm on drugs right now but it's true
i dont do the drugs anymore but i am steaming
watching takeshis castle, craig charles asking if we'll get a winner, like he doesn't already know

>>220289490
SNEAKIN' SALLY THROUGH THE ALLEY

We at /brit/ say RIP to legendary golfer Tiger Woods

>>220289776
@grok is that real?

>>220290055
oi leave it out

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alex botez sex arse

rorke going on a sex strike much to leftypol's chagrin

>>220290023
ber bum

>>220289865
some headcases took some screenshots you see

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>>220289776
big fan of wind

back in my day there was only 6 billion people on earth

>>220289866
"Have been" isn't past tense. It means something started in the past and is going on currently.

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>>220290075
monitoring intensifies

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Think I might have another (third) poo looming

>>220290015
the sonics
the stooges

>>220290015
Mum gave me a bass plectrum used by the kinks bass player that my dad somehow got at a kinks gig before he died. Of course I lost it almost immediately because who cares who the fuck are the kinks..? Then I became a bass player and massive fan of the kinks. I'd give anything to have that bass plectrum back. Such is life.

2026 is not the year for Rorke, oh dear

>>220290110
we needed to breed brown food service workers to work the graveyard shifts of city fast food restaurants

>>220290110
dire that the +3 billion increase was all non whites

>>220290015
Motörhead?

>>220290089
oh dear
he was going for a double arm until she only used one and it's been caught on camera
I'd kill myself honestly

Hello I don't have a penis unfortunately

>>220290067
Might put that on instead of watching the second half of this snooze fest that people are calling a football game. Craig Charles and takeshis castle is a powerful combo

>>220290112
you thick skull will be caved in currently if you keep replying to me to thick cunt

>>220290108
BLYAT

>>220290128
Kinks mog the Beatles. Any band of theat era of the first british invasion mogs the Beatles to an obscene extent; Kinks, Stones, the Who. Beatles could never write a song like "I'm not like everybody else".

got rich holiday poor holiday on

>>220290170
get the happy jappy chappies on the shin smashers on

>>220290015
Black Flag. It's the worst one

>>220290178
Mate you have trouble opening walnuts

Leon Kennedy ran from the boulder
Chris Redfield punched the boulder

>>220290185
>Kinks mog the Beatles.
Such a bad take. Almost retarded, possibly written as bait.

>>220289813
Who's trooning who?

>>220290185
They're all good. Wankers with no musical abilities play this game of who's best, like they're talking about sports.

>>220290147
may have copped a cheeky brush of her arse though

i want sex

>>220290222
at the point of not minding a chubby (not fat) gf but at long as she's not got tattoos

do you think girls feel weird not having a willy?

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American culture spotlight

>>220290287
No sex for you my little incel xx

>>220290108
big Russian bum

>>220290185
There's a time and place for all those bands and I wouldn't say one is better than another. But when I hear Sunny Afternoon I'm a little kid again, in that back garden of my childhood, mum on a sun lounger getting a tan, me sat in the grass playing with ants. So long ago it feels like it happened to a different person, in a dream, but it's still real in my mind.

>>220290220
Fuck up cuntorelli

>>220290244
No, that's usaeans, I don't. But in the case of a band that I had always wondered why they are oushed and hailed as the greatest? Yeah, I 'll speak about it. Overrated. And not influential. Get it? It's because of industry reasons. They helped the music industry. In some way.
They jumped on the psychedelia bandwagon, they were singing the most harmless cringe songs even for a band of that era, fuck's sake Long Tall Sally by Little Richard was infinitely more provocative than "I wanna hold your haaaand" LMAOING KEKEKEKE.
The elvis of boybands, a nothing.

sir brian limmond

>>220290327
And I empathise and I would never try to take that memory or soil it for you.

i got a heater for my room

>>220290298
They probably think having a willy is weird.

smells like raped paedo in here

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watching Dr. No (1962)

i sniff women

>>220290222
Mad how evolution made this. Thicc women are the ideal

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straight british men after half a drink

>>220290364
perfect timing as we head into spring

built a jointing jig for my table saw today and straightened out some boards for the weekend project

Why are you virgins so triggered by tattoos? It's hilarious

>>220290333
*yawn*

>>220290346
>arise sir limond
>ta fae the knighthid charrels aye belter

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how do I impress a woman in AD 2026?

cody and brody and grody after sharing a six pack of bud light down by the creek

>>220290410
it's still cold okay
and who will be laughing in six months? me

>>220290417
its the most normie thing in the world and they try to claim people get tattoos due to mental illness lol

>>220290407
YELLING

this is what Keir made of the NHS

>>220290417
men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos

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>>220290417

>>220290445
turn off the vpn

>>220290425
Yeah that's right, you can't refute

so we all agree that tattoos on women are a sign of impulsiveness and/or low IQ yeah?

Bit confused at the frothing at the mouth hatred people have for Keir desu

>>220290333
1966, Tomorrow Never Knows, John invents psychedelic rock
They also invented backwards guitar used as abstract soloing
They invented it all
The Stones, Who, and Kinks were the cherry on the sundae. Good music is not being made anymore, it's all jungle beats for mindless cretins

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Trump should have attacked Greenland instead of Iran

need Greenlander refugee women in my area

>>220290483
Nah, I vaguely agree, just not as impressed by this adolescent take as you seem to be with yourself for expressing it.

>>220290445
I wonder what stand-offish women like that are like in bed. Do they keep up the performance and try to be dominant or do they let themselves go and become sluts?

>>220290462
built for a legalporno gangbang

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>>220289776
cor

I'M KING KONG
AND I'M 10 FEET LONG

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Sir Rolf Harris

>MPs give ministers powers to restrict entire Interne
You all laughed at me yet here we are

>>220290530
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME

I'm Welsh!

>>220290567
I can tell by your accent!

I was a bit worried I wouldn't find takeshis castle YouTube vids with Craig Charles but there's a massive playlist fucking get in
If there's anything better to watch while getting smashed I don't want to know

rorke's 116-year-old nan with dementia upon hearing about the iran war: "oh jesus, this is it... world war two...."

*spacky Welsh accent* "I'm Welsh!"

>>220290512
>as you seem to be with yourself

Sounds like projecting, I'll take it as a compliment

>>220290519
they're as awful in bed as any woman

genuinely pity straightoids who aren't attracted to dudes at all and will never experience how much better men are at sex

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>>220290567

intrusive thoughts telling me to tug the cats tail

>>220290586
The Death of Fat Dom Gamiello, 2006, colourised

>>220290626
bent bastard

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opened steam jusf for a laugh

it tells me the last time I played a game was FTL back in August 2022

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Rorke's thumb

finally got the lightbulbs deposited into the recycling tip like a good boy

>>220290677
hand like a parsnip

>>220290670
im on my steam deck now so on at least every other day for eso

>>220290561
HE SHAT ON UR SHOE M8

>>220290683
can't be arsed to go to the HWRC so I just put them in the general black bin

please don't report me

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mad how the US intelligence director is so lax with security

>>220290734
they'll explode and kill someone, or something idk

feeling very sorry for those guys in the early 00s who got tricked into buying some shit new build or converted ghetto councilflat on the lie that it would only go up in value and were completely cheated out of the chance of a lush retirement and middle class status for their kids
one of my dad's mates bought a house in BARKING in 2005 and it has only gone up by £50k
I don't think that's even enough to keep up with inflation

>>220290748
fucking screaming

>>220290748
cockmogs me!

>>220290748
oi oi saveloy

Little London Wage Slave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E4H7KaACq0

>>220290748
>visible poo stains in the underwear
grim grim grim
don't let leftypol eat it

>>220290758
my house that i bought in 2021 has gone up by 50k
worth 300k now

Odds zinfandel
Evens cabernet sauvignon
Dubs more lager

>>220290787
be a shame if someone burned it to the ground

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>>220290677
nice try gimp

black snape teaching everybody in potions class how to make lean

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COME UP OUT DA WATA

people who care about house prices should be ground into fish food

Peter Kay Top Of The Tower Blackpool Full Show

>>220290828
:(

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bros literally betting $1M on this

attending a course about AI that the jobcentre have passed forward
reckon it'll be a 50 year old woman reciting from a script about something she and no one else in the room really understands

>>220290806
disgusting

>>220290828
spoken like a man living at home at 28

more like peter gay lmfao

Lee Lard at the bottom of the tower blackpool full show

>>220290847
please let it happen LOL

>>220290805
live in fear of this shitshack burning down
once i get a heat pump, can get the gas disconnected

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>>220290847

people who care about anything should be burned for fuel

wouldnt even know what to do with a big fat arse and tits if i got my hands on some

>>220290854
that's a man's hand. you wouldn't know about that would you

spilt tea on my keyboard and broke it badly, tried cleaning the keys but not working haha. now im on the laptop berg

>>220290874
is the joker Shia?

really hope the economy gets really bad and there's lots of suffering
not in a mean way i just yearn for change
not change in a good way just in a chaotic way
not in an evil way just in any which way

had a coalition formed against me in EU4 :\ but then I joined a war on the same side as the largest country in the coalition and then I declared war on the coalition, and without its largest member it is useless lol!

>>220290879
same could not get my small willard inside a pussy haha arse is too big

>>220290893
found a perfect ideology for you mate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millenarianism

chances thrown, nothing's free!

>>220290882
i spilt an entire pot noodle on my old laptop and it was fine, but that's probably because pot noodle is a more viscous substance than tea

>>220290921
See also:

skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?

inshallah he will defeat the batman

>>220290929
got too eager to finish posting like a nonce
See also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism

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>>220290931
I do like this one

>>220290893
bit evil, but i concur. we need a cultural and societal shift for millennials and zoomers to take over.

reminder that this is your only life
you can either try to make efforts towards improving it
or stay in the situation you are now
no matter how unfair your situation is, no one is going to care, you have to try or die
that's it, that's the choice
you have one life and you'll never be this young again

>>220290921
mate i don't need an ideology like some dickead bloody student mate
this isn't about ME 'mate'
i yearn for change
do you get that mate?
do you need emphasis 'mate'?
i yearn for CHANGE
little fucking prick mate

>>220290958
is thi real?

accelerationisming my motorbike to 183mph straight into a brick wall
x

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>>220290814
OH LAWD DEM HOGS
OH LAWD DEM WARTS

people used to argue about slavery, women's suffrage,, civil rights

now we argue about trannies, bathrooms, and immigrants

then we'll all die and it will have all been for nothing

>>220290893
needs to be a big war. get everyone shipped off to defend europe. of course i would stay here as i don't mind being called a coward.

>>220290962
>this is your only life
Not according to the research by Dr Ian Stevenson and his team of scientists from the university of Virginia

Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: gash n. Vagina. Conveniently rhymes with ‘Hoy, giz a flash of your...’.

erm

>>220290779
that's the brunel estate

shan't read any of those veritable tomes

>>220290984
couldn't get my cock through that to his arsehole

>>220290992
End of western civilization innit luv

>>220290992
we as a people direly need to put down the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table, and refocus on what really matters: poo and crisps

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I highly recommend the Japanese dub. The Japanese voice acting adds a great extra layer of suspense.

>>220291016
it's actually a girl bong im joking u

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>>220291017

>>220290992
it's the same argument

>>220290992
Life is utterly, utterly pointless. What are we even fighting for?

>>220291033
Did a poo this morning that was like a massive brown banana and took about 6 flushes before it shifted. I probably shouldn't feel proud but I do

thing about the death of the west is america will likely survive

>>220291034
no anime

>>220291051
>Life is utterly, utterly pointless
not true thoughbeit

>>220290962
thank u
this is the motivation i need to finally transition x

Groid Worship is basically the religion of the ZOG West. That is why Valdo Calocane was able to kill 3 humans. In a sane world, Africa would be 100% White by now.

>>220291046
I do believe that the only antidote to the current chaos is a full return to Christianity, and authentic Christianity, not the judaized pseudo Christianity humanistic fraud that Christianity morphed into in the latter half of the 20th century.

This is me after losing 10 stone, but I'm still an incel because of my loose skin. Currently talking with my GP about an operation.

glad my grandparents died before they lived in this woke clown country

can't think of anything worse than "the end of history"
fuck all hegelians and variations thereof
me i'll be clinging to the wheel
gonna cry a thousand tears
and bleed a thousand rivers
i will wander lost through this series
and there's not a bloody little thing any likkle philosophy reading battyman can do a bout it
not nout
not bloody fucking NISH

if you think about it humans are just poo bombs that could explode at any moment

>>220291104
>>220291104
>>220291104
New
Should have called the pebble island edish desu

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>>220289217
we have an hedgehog on the road sign too

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>>220291065
they're already dead
shopping malls, ford f-150s, baseball, fast food
300 million people just watch tv with the fluoride stare while shovelling burgers down their gobs

I think I was too quick to delete bf4. want to play it now but it would take ages to redownload

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>>220291133

what the deuce