books edition
>>220292787need my tome in between those book ends
arse
>>220292787I wish I looked like that so much
Looking at Iron Maiden live bootlegs on discogs. Up the bloody irons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8SJwFT81Vg
butts edition
>>220292848Quoting here so it isn't missed
>>220292831um
>>220292831what do y look like? im horny enough to use you as a girl
I seen what u was doin last nite ladN ur Ma & Pa wouldn't be proud
>>220292856scraimng
>>220292856is it a weird leftist thing now to ironically wear shirts from dead right-wing politicians
in a state of strong boredomat the end of an bit of an arcdeeply evil ravenous nihilism pervades megonna feed it up and enjoy the fleshscape we craft togetherme and the organs are gonna have a blinder
Good evening great /brit/
I'm literally sat here, dick hard, because i saw a fully clothed female arse online. i need a gf
>>220292787*to the tune similar but legally distinct from kings of leon's sex on fire*your arse is on fire
These are the really good mint posts you were saving for the new, then
What's your favourite Pokemon
>>220292868I'm 6 ft 1, 17 stone, hairy and have a deep voice
I am... steaming... Steaming....
>>220292913oh sorry lad
>>220292907Man's head has its own gravitational pull.
primarina :)
>>220292907charlie kirk i thought you was dead
>>220292856Reagan Bush '84
>>220292896Might get a Michael Foot tshirt
>>220292862Possibly by being a bunch of Israeli "art students" that had access to the floors of the wtc that exploded. For their art project. Also, certain floors were shut down for security updates. It's not even hidden how they did it. It's like they want people who look into it to know.
>>220292925Makes sense, I like it :)
>>220292836Even the UK mongos slurp BBC
>>220292787braaaaaaaaaaaap
>Makes sense
ktim
>>220292910i never really played it tbqh
>>220292896Genuinely yesA left-wing friend of mine bought a Nixon shirt for some reason once
think he needs a big brother figure in his life to shower with
>>220292836>bang his sister and then go play with himgrim
>>220292787Going to London next week. Will be going in book shops.
>Let the goyim deal in the real world
girl at work asked me if I was a bronie
>>220292978
>>220292910kadabra because my jit brain couldn't comprehend trade evolutions
>>220292992real schizoids know this
>>220292988no one mentioned sex… weird… weird that came into your head…
>>220292974Evil
>>220292864Don't need to be an expert. But there are thousands of actual experts that agree with me. Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth. Look it up if you actually care and can use the internet.
>>220292910grow up
>>220292992
>>220292988>>220292950he's been spamming that video over and over just waiting for spackers like you
>>220293024there are more experts that agree with me so i win
Grown adult male at my work has a pokemon pub. I imagine his home is full of funkopops desu.
Imagine being the bull and then the cuck starts trying to be your friend, has to be very cringe.
>>220293032Cia post
>>220292910quite liked golem and gengar
this video made 911 scarier for meimagine this without a parachute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9l4v1s9148
How many of you yokels fell for the covid scam? Or didn't believe that the world's elites fuck children supplied by jewish pimps? Yet you think you know what happened on 9/11? Silly sheep.
>>220293070wtf is that ruby
saying melty out loud when my laptop lags
>>220292836>three retards getting alongWholesome
talk to me
>>220292994She's thinkin of big horse cock that one x
>>220293072meds
>>220293070luv butterfaces
you aren't her btwyou never will be
>>220293089playing video game will soon
>>220293040Even if that were true, it doesn't invalidate the basic physical reality that skyscrapers don't collapse like that without demolition charges.If your experts said 2+2=5 would you believe it?
>>220292846Why near the fucking window?
>>220292902Just the absolute state of it really
>go into british thread>get called a "yokel" by someone in my country out of random that proceeds to lecture me about /pol/ brainrot
>>220293072>real but overplayed and they reacted too strong and too slowly and also the vaccine was rushed>not even a conspiracy theory anymore>it was them
>>220293091Oopsies
hi
fuck off yankee
right your games obviously more important than meok bye
>>220293132jog on
>>220293115don't think that's a physical realitythink you saw an 'expert' say that online and believed it out of hand
>>220293070Sauce?
>>220293136what's it like being as brown as a mexican but still european
need a femdom gf to rub her arse and clit on my lips as she slaps my balls
is getting a co-op membership worth it, i know its tight but you have to pay a £1 fee >>220293130nigga named fanta
>>220293120bottom one is using the window sill to hold herself up
>>220293136Who're you calling a yankee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9hcJgtnm6Q
>>220293151Think what you want. It doesn't bother me that you're wrong.
need a femboy gf to rub her arse and balls on my lips
someone needs to make a version of that one picture but instead of "finally a place to post porn!"it's "finally, a place to post politics!"
You now remember that time you climbed on top of a cupboard and pretended to be spiderman
the lads
where the fuck am i supposed to start with this
>>220292833>Up the bloody irons.based
>>220292856Expected a black guy for some reason.
>>220293173Based DixieThe South WILL rise again
Metallica’s Garage Inc makes for great drinking music
>>220293127Both the virus and the vaccine were a project of the American government. That's what we've all been ignoring for 6 years like fucking lemmings.
Dogberg won’t stop biting me when I try to rub her belly
someone was afk anyways>>220293189heartgold/soulsilver
>>220293189pokopia :)
>>220293181cock just twitched so hard I felt it move
>>220293189close the tab, leave the house and touch grass
>>220293201For me it's Kill 'em All
>>220293201Their best album
>>220292840posted the ugly trannies again award
>>220293182haha
>>220293188viggo mortensen is quite an ugly man outside of his specific appearance as aragorn in the lotr moviesjust bizarre
Nun he cud do
>>220293215posted irrelevant low IQ spam/catchphrase again award
that's a woman
>>220293189Platinum
>>220293214Are you mental? Black album is in a different league along with ride the lightning
>>220293221always see this with the exact same filename
>>220293220>
>>220293189nigga they're all the same game
>>220293195blacks tend to think this is weirdo wypipo nonsense
>>220293189honestly believe if you arent into pokemon as a kid youll never get into it
off to bed, night ladsx
>>220293189have you never played pokemon? lolstart with fire red/emerald then move to heart gold/soul silver. play crystal if you dont care about bad graphics but even then it's horrible by itself. play a rom hack version of itrest is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5uRMEKLpQ
>>220293221fighting is so uncouth
stepmum wants to buy another switch 2 so we can play pokopia together :>>
>>220293235I'm burned out on those songs by this point. The only classic era metal albums I never tire of are Rust in Peace, Screaming for Vengeance and Sabbath Mob Rules.
>>220293230if you've never played one before hg/ss would be better imopearl was my childhood though
>>220293220He looked good in Eastern Promises but I guess that style needs a professional hairdresser that makes you look good for the next 30m
pokecord raping me into the dirt
>>220293228Every single study has shown that black men are the least sexually desirable demographic. Sorry (not sorry)
>>220293220just a bad angle
>>220292833RUN TOOO THE HIIIIILS
>>220293224>spamyouve never heard of irony have youkeep avatarfagging though
Get it down ya, ya poof
what's that yokel goin on about nowblabbing on about sumthin'
>>220293235You’re not even mentioning MOP or AJFA?
Love Emma Watson me, would shag her and also sniff her pooey farts.
rorke citing studies cronem citing his haram
>>220293270idk I think that Platinum is really good, though obviously hg/ss is much better than it
>>220293220
I ate a whole bag of parsnips at dinner and I've been farting all night
>>220293276I know, was just making a deliberately outrageous reply to a 'disguised' cuck post
>>220293268You ever get into megadeth? The band Metallica could've been
>>220293301>haramomds
>>220293294It's Ruby's poo arse now. Get with the times geez
>>220293189Fire Red or Emerald
>>220293279boo hoo nigga
Birmingham, a city known for its sheet metal factories, is THE birthplace of heavy metal
>>220292907Brain maxxing, psionics pilled, INT building
xy were my first pokemon games because i was born in 2004
>>220293281>just egg>no cheese, no sosij or baconbrits make me sick
>harammong
How do 9/11 truth deniers explain the dancing israelis?
>>220293301We really going to do this on a fri night you incel spazz paki freak?
>>220293308looks better herethink it's the stubble
Johto was never good
>>220293281love an egg sandwich
>>220293281lushdon't get cafes like this anymorebecause of woke
>>220293321you'll never be a woman btwyou'll always be an ugly poof
>>220293331it's the game i spent the most time playingthink it was the first pokemon game I maxed out the in game time on
remember the new york jew tunnels
will be baking either cookies or macarons tomorrow
>>220293307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tLsFATM07Qrorke shaking his pasty hiney to this
>>220293331Grim
>>220293284Master of puppets is up there no doubt. Haven't actually listened to and justice for all enough to judge but it was in the right era and I've probably loved a ton of tracks from it.
made it through winter in dont starve
you will never be carly rae jepsen's baby
>>220293338They never explain anything and can't. It's why they're triple vaxxed and thrice boosted and going to fall for the next scam and the next.
>>220293376you could transplant your head onto the baby's head
Mad how good Pokemon Black/White and BW2 wereThe sprites were so good and it removed the slowness of Gen 4
I watched all the episodes of SAS survival secrets so I'm basically a fully badged member of The Regiment
Toooooooot :ddd
AJFA is easily their best imo
>>220293338They were just documenting the incident
>>220293393Only with bass boosted
Master of Puppets is ‘tallica’s greatest because it’s untainted by Musty Dave
>>220293353I remember when they set up tents in Central Park and said it was for Covid treatment but then nurses were spotted carrying boxes of nappies and kids were said to have been rescued from underground tunnels where they'd been kept as sex slaves
>>220293389used to sneak in my ds to school to play bw2on the last day of terms when nobody gave a shit id be sat there in my little lonely neek corner playing away, good times
>>220293391Settle down
feeling quite glum
>>220293338explain whatan old woman reported some ethnic men to the police. the testimony of a justifiably paranoid housewife is all there is to it
>>220293353Silence goy
>>220293415Kick his dog and get sparked by a taekwondo expert. Simple as
Withnail and I is a 1987 British black comedy film written and directed by Bruce Robinson. Loosely based on Robinson's life in London in the late 1960s, the plot follows two unemployed actors, Withnail and "I" (portrayed by Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann, respectively), who share a flat in Camden Town in 1969. Needing a holiday, they obtain the key to a country cottage in the Lake District belonging to Withnail's wealthy eccentric uncle Monty and drive there. The weekend holiday proves less recuperative than they expected.
>>220293438such a bizarre race of peoplewhy do they wear the rings in their hair
>>220293427good
>>220293456
>>220293409Nah, even Jason says the album is as it was meant to be. James’ guitar fills the lower registers well enough
>>220293427don't be glum mateget on the booze :-)
is it true that in britain they
>>220293427cheer up
>>220292978Nixon was pretty cool but I wouldn't want his face on a t-shirt. Maybe pin it to your wall so his dour look stops you wanking all day.
>>220293392luv kittelsensimple as
>>220293301it's harem you fucking retard
Movie
>>220293393if cliff isn't on it, i don't wanna knowkill 'em all is goated
antisemitism is the socialism of fools
4chan is awful because you can't make other posters feel bad about their absolutely horrible posts if only you could just give one nice slap to someone through the computer screen and it would change overnight
need to lose weight but i just get fatter
>>220293448I love that film and dont care if its cliche to love it or ironic cunts like it these days. Milliennial Woes best video, back in my incelrorke days when I watched him, was his Withnail and I analysis.
Going on /trv/ for travel inspiration lads x
>>220293510fat bastard nigger cat
>>220293496
>>220293510cant believe people just let cats walk on their worktopsminging
>>220293531scr
>>220293422What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little twat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Selection course in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entirety of Her Majesty's Armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, laddie.
>>220293434Tripod with camera recording the towers while all of them are dancing. All get arrested, all turn out to be Mossad, all get deported back to Israel due to some visa issue and that’s the end of it.
don't really like anything
wish a grand piano fell on my incel head and it replaced my teeth with piano keys
>>220293530They'll tell you to go to all the weird places that no one goes just to avoid redditors
>>220293509As if you wouldn't get battered
>>220293541Are you the one they call "Rorke"?
>>220292787i have that exact book to the left of the one she's holding
going to kms bye
Ah well. I'm sure the people that are currently trying to drag the world into war and death firebombing children didn't have anything to do with 9/11. They only profited enormously from it, and were the only to do so. Americans were killed. Brits were killed. Israel gained by the US and it's coalition forces bulldozing country after country for them in the middle east. Except for Saudi Arabia, where the hijackers were reportedly from!
get a clue rorke
Lads why did you fight WW1 seemed like a very silly one to me
can't even make a new simpcity account to look at my favorite titcow whores
>>220293556nuthin but love
>>220293473Oh, a second brazilian
SHE GOT DAT BOOTY DOE
British women have tiny butts, but they make up for it with their large breasts.
>>220293551id gladly take a battering if it meant everyone else did for much worse
>>220293565Nah come on. It's not that serious
>>220293539none of that besides the visa issue is even true
>>220293598flag on
>>220293591>British women have tiny buttssimply false mate
>>220293590Are police respected in UK like the military?
>>220293590women have no place in the police force outside of admin work
>>220293616nope
my flag is on i'm cooking in my game :)
sonic mania ost banging through my open window
Do we like the new Harry Potter kid?
imagine if you tried to kill yourself and everything goes dark then the next thing you see is a fat black woman spoon feeding you yoghurt
Wish I had a Time Machine so I could visit Victorian London’s worst boroughs
>>220293584We just love to get stuck in. Any excuse to show up and start killing people, Brits are there with bells on. Got to keep sharp so if there's a threat we can smash it. This is how you survive as a nation.
>>220293616i used to like the police back when they have bobbies roaming the streets that you could chat tothey're an embarassment now
imagine killing yourself and everything goes dark and the next you know you're squeezing yourself out of carly rae jepsen's minge
worked admin for the police and got paid less tha an aldi worker
>>220293647I'd get me an Eloi lassie myself they seem simple if a bit spoiled
i'd probably give it a lick on the way out
>>220293640modern slop could be the next leo, idcmodern slop i wont be watchinglike the new x-files
i am screaming
>>220293640he looks like a younger francis bourgeois
mental to think you've been deeper inside your mum than any other man has isn't it?unless she's fucked a black fellow obviously
>>220293536Needs to mention "cunt" somewhere
>>220293590why do they run like that then
>my favorite prostitute is finally back and is working again>I found my favorite pornAnother great day for my coomer brain
>>220293616>>220293653I thought we had the best police in the world. This was while they were enabling muslim rape gangs. Then they started arresting people over covid shit and twitter posts. Now I consider them hostile. They broke my heart.
im drunk an in bed an watching how its madegoodnight palsspeak in the morning
yeezus
>>220293703he's actually handsome tbf
will relapse on cutting if my internet doesn't fix itself
Someone posted Zappa yesterday and I listened to nearly 2 hours of tracksNow someone's posted Chemical Brothers and I'm doing the same
>>220293647Why? It was full of bogtrotting navvys and heeb exiles from the pogroms. Id get going to Victorian times for an all white city of London and Westminster. Not the fucking East End. Whitechapel was a horrible slum.
If there was a Resident Evil game set in Britain, what would be the most common enemy?
>>220293708Did this lad gained any pound since last time?
>>220293756The more things change
>>220293766biomass
>>220293750Both great. There's so much Zappa though. I'll recommend Bongo Fury and Hot Rats. Might put on Hot Rats now. Watch 400 Motels if you can find it. It's got Ringo Starr and Keith Moon. It's mental.
>>220293766Reform Voters
>>220293703bizarre to care about your hairline when you're 50 years old and completely gray alreadythen again must be grim to be 50 years old and single
>>220293766terfs
Alright team the shagger is back from work.
>>220293708does he still try and act like a shagger but come off as a massive virgin?
went to the pub with toil friends at 3pm and got pissed enough to end up in a karaoke bar. sang a bunch of bon jovi songs. i had a very nice time x
>>220293679need to drag my dirty pecker across her face
>>220293766Rabid, skeletal Paki zombie that runs around on it's hands and feet wearing the ragged remains of a tracksuit with a small side bag. It's hair is clipped really short with an optional skin fade and ragged facial hair that looks like pubes
>>220293812shut up you boring bastard
>>220293812You clocking in for them?
>>220293815bizarre confabulated tale
>>220293616lollmao
>>220293815nice to hear lad
British inflection of words is different and it sounds like they're asking a question when they're making a statement.
>>220293815Ledge
>>220293788The more they stay the same.The city of London and Westminster is still white. Whitechapel is a horrible paki/bangladeshi slum.
>>220293827bit weird how much effort you put into that one laddy probs don't say that sort of thing to people irl x
>>220293813...yh
>>220293867A lot of Americans do this as well and I find it annoying.
>>220293867No we don't?
>>220293867you're thinking of aussies
>>220293812You've never shagged in your life.*all the shaggers point and laugh at you*
>>220293867I always thought this was an Australian thing.
>>220293875It was a bolt of inspiration that came to me in the moment desu
There he is! The king of bread sticks
>>220293801>Bongo Fury and Hot Ratstwo of my favourites>>220293801>400 (200) MotelsI think I watched a bit of this when off my face once and have little recollection of it Not seen the recent documentary yet wonder if that's good.This man had more genres than most people had albums. Unreal musician skill with everyone he had in his band over the years as well.
>>220293866yeh it was a good laugh i'm not awful at the ol' singing, in a band and all x
Umm hi guys? How's it going???
>>220293867That inflection is Australian and it permeated our speech amongst the youth in the early 2000s
might learn swedish since it is apparently one of the easiest languages to learn and i like sweden
tits or arse?
>>220293960good xxu?
>>220293991ass
>>220293991Tits but I'm suggestible
>>220293991Arse but the cute small or medium-sized tushes, no gigantic baboon cellulite asses.
>>220294003>>220294003>>220294003
poopy
>>220293932Off your face is how you should watch 400 Motels. It's a mad acid trip of a film. I haven't heard of this documentary.Zappa was up there with the greats, as a composer and a musician. Steve Vai as "stunt guitar" gives you an idea of how talented his band was too.
>>220292986Who?
