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Are you broken bros? >https://youtu.be/hPC2Fp7IT7o
>>220296314CoperDilator
Pet the Canada goose they're friendly trust me
god dammituse this one next >>220296316
>>220296323KysShits gay
>>220296322if by "pet" you mean bash their heads in with my bat, sure
>>220296336>cute anime girls>shits gayno anon, you are the gay
Bless the Telephone son or April Come She Will daughter
THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRIGS ME TO DESPAIR
shut up idiot
We love our spinny don't we folks
>>220296352>CartoonsGrow the fuck up
>>220296370She's never coming back
hello spinster, can you buy me any games
>>220296371JAPANESE cartoons
>>220296299Yeah ask that Canadian cyclist. I bet she'll think twice before trying to scooch on by when goslings are around>>220296322You could probably befriend one if you give them heavy foods they enjoy like frozen peas. They might like getting hugs from humans they recognize as friend
best meal I've eaten in a long time desu.
I tried getting into anime wayyyyyyyy back when adult swim was still on, never clicked for me. Dodged a bullet
>>220296371I wish I knew a quote from Ralph Bakshi's Coonskin, cause that is a brutal, streetwise cartoon about black street people in the 1970's
Cartoons are fun and cool, there's nothing wrong with them
>>220296392filtered
>>220296390Ehh I've eaten worse
>>220296390Hell yeah
>>220296414this is takagi country
poo
Waiting for Momberg to come home with my sushi.
Almost made a negative post, but decided against it. Let's be positive, bros
Grown ups only read thought-provoking political cartoons in which the offending party is depicted with steam coming out of their ears
listening to Donny Benet's greatest hits as performed at a KEXP appearance
>>220296431I came in your mom's "home" with my "sushi"
If I ever lost my home would one of you niggas take me in
>>220296433shut up bitch
>>220296448Up your double entendre skills my man.
>>220296457I'd have to ask my landlord/roommate first, and she'd probably say no
>>220296465I put my "entendre" up your mom's ass, my man
Fun idea: enter the US illegally.
>>220296465Me and my friend gave your mom a double up the entendre
>>220296465
>>220296390Jason...
fun idea: rent a billboard at the canadian border with the number '1993' on it
>>220296466You mean you'd have to ask your mom
>>220296448>my "sushi"That small huh
>>220296485>>220296491No no no no no you fags don't get it. It should have been: >come home with my sushi?>s:S>is that a euphemism for sex?
Are you a gamer?
>>220296522I haven't gamed since I took an arrow to the knee.
>>220296515fuck kind of sushi are you eating?
>>220296537I got 4xsalmon maki (bitch).
The cake is a lie
>>220296522I have spent 1000's of hours on Paradox games, Age of Empires & Civilization and 100's on Total War. I also enjoy RPG's and single player FPS.
>>220296537the fried sushi with the sweet sauce is by far the best
>>220296522Yeah
oh yeah, and Minecraft, when the game has a soundtrack like that you just know it's a winner
boys this one gut-punched me when vidu spit it out
>>220296557
>>220296555Nah bro I like it simple.
me? spicy salmon roll
Homelessness is so sad it should be illegal
Why are zoomer memes so much better when compared to millennial memes?
>>220296560This is the face of the Antichrist.
anyone here ever been in love lol be sincere please
>>220296583Haha no
>>220296522I got every ending in Shadow the Hedgehog for GameCube
>>220296590absolutely GRIM
>>220296577the net is the greatest civilizing tool for humanity since moving print type. 25 years ago a lot of the net was death & rape threats, and 15 years ago it was boomers dedicating their youtube video of a 70's arena rock song to their kid who died of cancer. Lolsorandum millennial culture was another of these childhood diseases. Know what I mean?
>>220296582please elaborate
When I go to Japan one day I really want to see wild raccoon dogs (tanuki)
The bully at school is lucky I didn't have my sharingan ability yet
>>220296619They’re so cute!
>>220296625I used to fantasize about having a Death Note
I just love my /cum/bums so much*stars crying*
i'm REAL emo that, means i have really given up so i just dress completely inconspicuously, FAKE emos dress like black and white peacocks to attract attention
>>220296601I loved that shit
Once I took 2 2000g edible once and it did nothing for me. You read that right. 4000g. Nothing.
>>220296645
I wish I was playing LSD Dream Emulator right now
I'm losing my shit.
>>220296668One time I drank two monster energies (the white kind) in one day and didn't throw up
>>220296668Maybe they were actually 0 GAlso why would you do that to yourself.A 20 mg edible is a lot for me
>>220296560imagine the fat-splosion when she takes off all that shape-wear
>>220296671<3 ;_;
every time i end up on reddit because of some google rabbit hole i remember how much i hate redditors
>>220296682I just soiled my diaper and made it stinky!
>>220296674I've tried playing it so many times but it gets boring after about 14 or 20 minutes. Youve seen everything, but sometimes there's more fog or a different texture
wish i could just play modern warfare again, the old ones
Videogames complemented the internet by enabling the streamer economy, which exposed capitalism for what it always way - a crazy runaway revolutionary force that may just end up saving us all.
Bros I really like flirting with women in their 40s and 50s.
Why does the universe exist?
>>220296694
>>220296674play lucid blocks little bro
*always was, wey>>220296719me too
>>220296719Based
>>220296729well one time nothing asked itself why the hell it was thereand so it created the universeand it time (which there now was) the universe wondered why the hell it was there, so it created humanity and possibly other alien critters
https://x.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/2037542794139521391americattle
>>220296729it's impossible for it not to
*in time
>>220296765This is a correct answer, but is it really the ultimate underlying answer?
>>220296590Don't you have to beat it like 30 times?
>>220296732>requires a 64 bit operating system
Took an edible about 30 minutes ago now my entire butt feels warm and like tingly >.<
>>220296796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjt7AdLYT2w
>>220296790Yes.
>>220296796I think you ate it wrong
>>220296796the most heterosexual high T masculine weed user
nigga shoved the gummy up his ass, lmaooooo
>>220296812That's called boofing.
>>220296765Counterpoint: existence ends (and thus, the universe), so from everyone's perspective the universe ends and ceases to exist
Why are you not paying for the season pass and watching fishtank live?
i would game with my friends if i had any
>>220296307el gato cornifico
>>220296822what game do you wanna play
I wonder how different getting lost in a Brazilian forest would be compared to getting lost in the woods in Canada
>>220296402anything I like is cool and possibly funny
>>220296818What is the point of this show?
>>220296845Am I cool and possibly funny?
Do you guys think we're going to keep our cell phone numbers forever or will they eventually go away in favor of a better way to talk to someone remotely
Mom made banana bread
>>220296843you cant really get lost in brazillian woods because its not woods its a jungle and you cant just break trail like that in a fucking jungle
>>220296856possiblyI don’t know you well enough to have an opinion yet
>>220296864I want to go back to communicating by ham radio.
>>220296822You play Street Fighter?
>>220296864honestly never considered that beforefrightening possibilitycan’t imagine what comes next
>>220296730Haha. It’s still real to me dammit!
>>220296881my grandpa used ham radio in the 80's and 90's, he used to work in Switzerland despite hailing from rural Serbia and raised a family here that spoke Slovene. And where most Serbs are dismissive of foreigners, he was a xenophile and a proto-internet user, and I identify with that.
>>220296864>a better way to talk to someone remotelyGenuinely can't think of anything besides telepathy via neural implants
>>220296897
Five leafs in a row brehs
Let's get this party started
>>220296909OHHH I AM SCANINNG!
>>220296881my uncle has been a ham radio operator for 30+ years and he's met some interesting people. he told me some stories of people he'd talk to from Iraq and Afghanistan in the early 2000s, some of whom went dark for presumably ominous reasons
>>220296850To torture, groom, and rape women
We will never colonize the stars. We're stuck on this shit planet
You can save on car insurance with state farm
>>220296947noodles too thickchicken doesnt even have sauce on itthe ones that do are WEAK SAUCE3/10, would not eat
>>220296974
>>220296998Grown men watch this
>>220296950PREACH!
>>220297003Completely stupid
>>220297003If I were into cheap tricks I'd listen to the shitty rock band!
>>220297003ok that heart sweirl with the chocolate blanch was pretty cool but culinary "art" pisses me the fuck off
does your inner world affect your appearance though, i mean your literal bone structure and fat distribution not the way you dress or behave
>>220297006grown men watch this
>>220296962>We will never colonize the stars. We're stuck on this shit planetIn 40k fluff, humans were initially unable to withstand intergalatic journeys due to tech limitations, so they sent out seed ships helmed by AI & robots and carrying human fetuses. Man, 40k is so great. But honestly, a godlike AI would make it happen, it would solve everyone's problems if it chose to help and not go SkyNet on us.
i think just have chronic high cortisol
>>220297069me, just give me the chips, maybe some dip on the side
*intersystemic journeys? The whole of 40k takes place in a single galaxy. You know, you just use the words you've heard many times over cause that's language. I'm no James Joyce!
having friends spikes my cortisol
i like chips with pepper jam, thats that salty sweet combo but im not rich enough to have that anymore
>>220296307phwoarpropa good kittington diss wunjust in time to announce anudda successful poobergization>>220296322saw woman feed some by hand ages ago.
dobbys first appearance exact moment peep show started going downhil imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4D4Aam9FUg
>>220297003hell yeah
I said thanks to the fat mexican nerd at the gas station and he didn't say anything back to me. At the same time this zoomer idiot walked in and answered to wagies 'welcome' with some lame ass teenfag no-effort attitude. I'm just like
>>220297114Just because of you I'm gonna actually write my whimsical anthropomorphic-feline novel about Sir Cat of Meowington for which I designed the chapters in the manner of a 19th century novel in a drunken hour - and also cause my uncle wanted me to write something for him for him birthday and he has written cutesy Poo-like prose before. Wanna read the names of the chapters?
>phoneposter>retardedlike peanut butter and jelly
>>220297188go on den
ASSUME THY SWORD, SIR CAT!; on Sir Cat of Meowington, whose own Father was crucified and his private bits grilled by yon King's Merrie Companie Of Fortune named Ye Merry Companions; how Sir Cat of Meowington scaled the earthern ramparts of the robber knight Baldemar du Ferrett and what horrors resulted therein while taking in his employ the admirable talents of Sir Robert de Mole; how it came to be that Sir Cat of Meowington finally came upon his Canossa and resolved to take penance before Master Shrew; how, at length, a Mouseoleum was built in honour of Sir Cat of Meowington and how Squire Fieldmouse laboured for it to be brought unto completion; how rats & mice held receptions around the Mouseoleum of Sir Cat of Meowington The Brave without knowing its' true import; how a stone guardian in the likeness of Our Knight burst forth from its tomb in the hour of the rodents' need, as a large raven loomed above them; how in the latter days of the world there was a road to be paved over the tomb of the most hon. Sir Cat of Meowington and how that latter-day fox, Ray Swift, made a brave go of it with a bunch of runaway rabbits on the South Downs.
>>220296923What a bunch of legends
I was raised on nutella, not jelly and peanut whateverthefuck
Anyone going to a protest tomorrow?
>>220297246No this is a trump support general
Anyone hitting up the club tomorrow?
>>220297186fink homegirl is over-analysin'>>220297205does jam exist in america?like propa fruit jami been eating peanut butter on toast wiv JAM recentlyirangenmarmaladeactually had some pomegranate marmalade from cypruswas literally called homemade marmaladefink summat lost in translation coz i exoect marmalade to be summat i spread on toast but diss was extrmely thick and brittle almost more like candyfink maybe it was called marmalade coz made same way or.similar to udder fruit marmaladesbut the pimegranate-fication turned it into a wholey diffrent beastnote the seeds were all in.there but after the marmaladian process they were actually really nice in thwre just to eat and.chewim not generally a fan of seeds in the pomegranate fruit albeit i like pomegranate in the general sensebut diss was diffrent
>>220297246No I'll be too busy licking your mom's pussy
>>220297246No because protests won't do shit.We need a massive general strike if we want the state to bend to our will
>>220296307I showed my mom this cat video and she laughed. Good job OP
>>220297240corr love a good nutella on toastor just out the jar
>>220297246no, I have to go to workalso this >>220297263. Wow, a bunch of people took a picture and shouted at nothing, why would the fat pedo give two shits?
https://youtu.be/LkU8vWPjArw?si=j-w2vpOn34UjLWNb
I stand with Donald.
>>220297259General tier clubs are unironically lame as fuck. I'd like to go to a club for weirdos like the punkfags would have in the 80s
>>220297246not protestbut defomassivepoo-testregarding the pooingtonshires
Crazy how Candace Owens was the only one who cared about Charlie
>>220296307greedy kot
>>220297296Crazy how little I care
We (yes WE) are Charlie Kirk
Instagram gym girls should provide sex to me
>>220297289used to like going to like warehouse fings and likehipster barspropa mental the ebb of civilization
>>220297287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFQSp_9UH1oAye, fer The Donald, fer the King o'er the water and the faith o' our fathers!
>>220296307
>>220297225umm.not a chapters
A husband got assassinated and he became a meme
>>220297339He was already a meme
What about Charlie Twerk?
a lot of crazy ridiculous thing that you never would expect happen, what does not happen however is women approaching men
>>220297353That does happen, but only to Chad and Tyrone.
starting to get in shape and I'm over 6ft it's over for normies
>>220297331was that the description for each individual chapter? I vaguely remember Three Men In A Boat had that but it's been decades; that must've been so to draw the reader's attention cause novels back then were often serialized. Still, I envision a collection of short short stories
how come there's brazil but no pantieszil
>>220297358Go flex on the normies, not us.
i've been kind of feeling no more room in hell but i'll probably get bored in 5 minutes
>>220297379Be the change you want to see in the world
I want to have a splishy splashy bathy wathy
>>220297399that's not what Hank Hill would say
>>220297399Do not follow this advice
theres no brainless games anymore, everything is try hard high commitment now
>>220297414Are you talking about video games or something deeper
>>220297394i'm busy trying to turn canada into rackada
>>220297414ever heard of the boomer shooter
>>220297420are you fucking schizophrenic? of course im talking about video games
>>220297432Relax, fucking idiot.
not feeling good rn anons
>>220297435You started it
>>220297437not feeling good and experiencing youthful melancholy are two different things
ugh oooogh aaaahhg
>>220296998Hmm I thought they announced a new season a while back but it turns out they announced a new movie just 3 weeks ago instead...>>220297030hated this one so much
Trying this new thing where I drink one less beer than I want to drink
>>220297437I'm annoyed but I am doing dude gang weed so I will be comfy soon regardless
>>220297456we luv strawberry here at /cum/ industries
I throw up loud as fuck no matter how hard I try to control it
>>220297505cuckshit show tbqh
>>220297510SameI woke up my friends whole house in high school because of itHis mom and sister could hear me from upstairs
>>220297518>watching trigger/trigger adjacent shows for the plotoh I am laffin
For what happens to a tomcat when he loses his lust for the game? Is he not then like an old man, sitting on this bench and the next, decrying all the fruits of this world's labouronly so that he can lay blame on a world he no longer knows the measure of?
>>220297532if you're trying to imply you're watching it for the girls they're cuckshit still that's their defining trait
whenever i click an anime video and dubbed it makes me want to hammer in the skull of someone who watches dubbed anime
>>220297529When I used to go to work hungover the whole office could hear me. I guess it probably had professional consequences even if nobody ever told me outright.
I should watch the Cyberpunk anime while I wait for season 2 of Dungeon Meshi to come out
L O L
>>220297546trigger is unironically the master of making cute anime girls. No other studio can compete maaaaaybe Sunrise with their sex bombshells in Code geass but Trigger wins every time
>captcha for posting in a threaddumb_brain.jpg>captcha for making a threadgenius_brain.jpgwhy is it like this, fuck you
>>220297625So true
Anxiety and intrusive thoughts makes me want to die again feels like I'm in a permanent nightmare hell
>>220297618I'd say that was his black side acting up cause he must've been coked the fuck out
I wish I was a cute anime gorl
I liked Code Geass but the artstyle is just off
sometimes gooning alone feels depressing, but then i remember i have my /cum/buds with me and it makes me feel at easei love gooning with my /cum/buds!
my waifu is not from a trigger anime
>>220297637I think The Big Cat is more of an opioids and weed guy
Help I'm being oppressed by modern technology!
>>220297650ohhh, so nodding out instead of speeding like a madman, gotcha
Mombergs care package full of snacks is coming tomorrow morning
>>220297652which episode of Futurama was that?
It's disgusting knowing that freaks masturbate and post in this thread at the same time.
>>220297673I do this
>>220297673Sometimes the porno gets boring and you need to chat with your buds
The only person who talked to me this week is a Missionary handing out pamphlets.
>>220297652
>>220297699Come to the synagogue
>>220297714I was so invested in the Jewish folklore/religiosity aspect of A Serious Man, I could easily watch 5 more movies on Jewish life. I sort of love the Jews, I'll admit, despite everyone hating them now.
>>220297673I don’t post while jerking off but I am currently in the bathtub and therefore my penis is currently exposed.
really craving the chow mein from panda but I know I shouldnt because theres like a million real chinese places around me that are betterbut PE is cheaper...
https://youtu.be/32kh7tYNtPg
Why don't Christians wear funny hats like jews and muslims do
>>220297756ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKYWE KNOW MAJOR TOM'S A JUNKIEstrung out on heaven's hiiiigh, hitting an all timelow
Clues by Sam solved in two minutes and eight seconds
nodding OFF. I've never used opiates in my life. One day my English will coalesce into this solid impenetrable wall of knowledge and it will be beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4
>>220297809early 00's MTV performer award
>clean versionfucking hate youtube so much
Not brushing my teeth tonight too filled with sad juice
>>220297824these guys yabadabadabadum
some people just dont understand the faustian spirit of drunk driving
>>220297847dunno about cars but I'm a crazy good bicycle driver after a sixpack or so
If I ever started hating Tiger Woods I would simply watch some of his old highlights from the 90s and 2000s and I’d instantly get over it.
>>220297968>golf highlightsI sleep
>golf highlights>I sleep
>>220298084Newfag
This man can drive drunk and bang waitresses all he wantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_tkJEAGMDE>>220298037I play golf so it’s less boring for me I guess.
>Newfag
Drinking beer.
>>220298103what is the skill gap between Tiger Woods and some random boomer at a country club golf course?
>>220298135https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBTUJbnN1o
>>220298160Don Fagen of all people singing a medieval-themed song, even if ironic, is surely an oddity.
>>220298172don fagen can write a song about whatever the fuck he wants, you belligerent alcoholic
>>220298136Enormous. Watching PGA golfers on TV is just crazy. They do stuff regularly that I’ll never be able to do and I’m slightly above average for an amateur. They hit the ball incredibly far, with crazy accuracy, and they can shape their shots to curve left or right. Out of sand, out of long grass, putting, driving, anything. They’re so good. And peak Tiger was the best ever. He once won the US Open tournament by 15 shots. So at his best, he left the other best players in the world in the dust.
>>220298177he can too, but he's just this very modern, jazzhead kind of guy, though I hear he did love Laura Nyro
>computer >search rear facing ebony asshole and pussy >shaved pussy >glossy >earth tones make it so
>earth tones
or 'so he can', I am drunk, you knowalso, The Nightfly I can respectbut I could never post a song off that record herethey're all sort of weird, missing that funk, cause he wanted to go back to the early 60's, I guess
>>220298236Your English is good Slovenianon. Even when you’re drunk and make a small error I can still understand you.
>>220298232red clay is a good one
madness?
>>220298271THIS IS SPARTA.
>>220298271
>>220298271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N8piRFVcU
>>220298299I don’t like it when people try to tell me what to do. Even if it was something I agreed with.
Ribbit King for the Nintendo Gamecube
>>220298322https://youtu.be/IjJ5ISwVXz8
hello cummmiessss
I'd plap PPP's massive buttocks
>>220298299when infinite replication happens biological birth will be one of the first things to go
>>220298442who?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhJRTdmviA
>>220298299antinatalism is cringe and rationally inconsistent
'boiled the water too long on the stove so I had to make ramen instead of pasta' award
Last post here before I go to bed, feel free to fuck my ass while I'm asleep if you want
if the universe is really as big as they say then there is definitely other intelligent life out there somewhere
>>220298514are you a girl? If so I'd prefer to fuck your pussy. I like looking at buttholes but fucking them is gross
>>220298285School band played this song during my graduation. Strip teasers came out on stage.
I wonder if a girls asshole feels different from a mans asshole
you gape so hard might as well be dry humping air, i wouldnt feel anything
>>220298577lets find out*fucks your sister in the asshole*
After some consideration and deliberation, I’ve decided that I’m not interested in sex with other men.
>>220298590I wonder if alien societies have gay aliens that have gay alien sex
>>220298588I don't have a sister. Sometimes I wish a did tho
>>220298616Maybe there are alien species with three or four or more different sexes. And they can mix and match or be gay as they please.
on a more serious note, i will never have sex in my entire life
>>220298617she may be dead to you, but she's home for my dick
I’ve had sex with one woman only and she was pretty fat honestly
NEW>>220298682>>220298682>>220298682
>>220298663I see you post this shits like this every day. Can't you just pay a girl 3 dollars to fuck you?
