Milan Italy previous: >>220296307
I think a successful civilization building extraterrestrial species would have to have some sort of maneuverable limbs and/or opposable thumbs. They would also need eyes.
What if aliens just look like japanese girls with massive fucking tits
>>220298712
Milan fucking shits!
I can't even begin to think to dream of approaching women or talking to them in any way shape or form
>>220298715I think that would give me a really big boner honestly
Jews are pretty badass when you think about it. They accomplish a lot
>>220298723We get itI think you shouldn't think so many negative thoughts
>>220298728I like jews. Steven Spielberg for example. He made some really good movies. Or Geddy Lee from Rush. Pretty awesome.
you know, Marky Mark really put in the work on Da Depahted and Pain & Gain. Likewise, Dave Bautista in A Knock At The Cabin Door. Great performances.
>>220298723unless you're only attracted to Stacy's, most girls are pretty approachable
>>220298743God himself is a jew. Or at least his self son or whatever the hell Jesus is
>>220298682I've been there. Not very remarkable outside of the duomo. Too many nafris and ethnics for my taste
>>220298715
>>220298712We have limbs, thumbs and eyes, but we aren't a a successful extraterrestrial species
if you're a protestant but dont believe predestination, you're not actually protestant because the reformation was heavily influenced by the concept of predestination
>>220298771Yes we areWe built a civilization I'm counting that as a success
>>220298762Nice breasts. I want to touch them
>have eggnog from christmas still sitting in my water bottle>dump it down the drain>wash it out with water, leave water in to maybe soak up the remnants or something overnight>drain it today>filled it again with water and swirled it around to really coat the walls in anything but the eggnog residue>poured in some white vinegar and vigorously swished it around the top, bottom and middle >filled it with my filtered water from the fridge for work tomorrowthoughts? comments?
I'm pretty much the weirdest nigga anyone has ever seen, the silver lining is that I really am unique, you think you are unique? You aren't, you're an npc, I am unique though
>>220298715and they came to earth because human cum just happens to have the exact composition of the only kind of food they can eat
>>220298799semen
>>220298787The true measure of civilizational advancement is being able to disembowel an extraterrestrial demon while tweaking on some heinous drug. Imho.
>>220298804The only way for something to live off of cum alone is if it's the size of a tiny mouse
>>220298828Why do you think they came to earth? They have to harvest it from millions of men to sustain their population
>>220298816christfag derangement syndrome
>>220298828I can shoot ropes dawg. If I blew my load inside a mouse’s pussy, that thing would be blown to smithereens. It would be like one of those North Korean execution videos where they strap the guy to the front of an anti-aircraft cannon.
Asian Jesus be chill ass fuck
>>220298851I don't get it
time to tuck in "early" so I can go to my fucking JOB again tomorrow
>>220298866the existence of aliens doesn't fit christian doctrine so christians say aliens are just demons
>>220298858one to the right is how I see jesus
jesus is italian
it's getting late, where does the time go?
>>220298883Not truePope Francis said he would baptize aliens if they asked him to
>>220298883oh, I thought you meant my posting of grossout comics is my exaggerated reaction to Christian morality, so I did in fact not get it
denounce the false pope
>>220298900Are you sure he wasn't talking about the black rufugees he was washing the feet of
>>220298682h-hi
The Catholic Chruch is way less retarded about science and space than some evangelical churches. One of the originators of theory of the Big Bang was was a Catholic priest, who also happened to be a physicist. And he presented the theory to the Pope, who was quite pleased with it.
Demons are just other gods from the same time that got retconed as demons to fit the monotheistic vision of the thunder warrior god because of one tribe that was conquering everyone in those parts, something like that I'm not gonna remember the details
Ordered pizza.
>>220298926>The Church of Christ, ScientistI'm sorry, I didn't get what you just said, I must be brain damaged!
I'm essence, all that shit, made up, always has been
>>220298941Ordering pizza this late is never worth it
>>220298955don't ruin it for him kike
>>220298932Thunder Warrior God sounds pretty cool though. So I’m glad he won. >>220298945>The Church of Christ, ScientistSuch an incredible name
>>220298960Shut up goy
In high school I was friends with this catholic girl who was a creationist.I told her I liked the movie Spotlight and recommended it to her and she said she shouldn't watch anything critical of the church.Also she has BPD
>>220298941Hell yeahI ordered Chinese food earlier
It makes me so angry that the extremely wealthy people of this era have no sense of class ir taste like the old school aristocrats. What art do the wealthy enjoy? Pop? What theater do they watch? Nothing, theyre "too busy". What do their yachts look like? Giant white bricks.The more i think about it the more and more mad i get. Then there are people like me who love art with everything that cannot see some of the mist beautiful things on earth because a rich person locked it in a vault as a financial asset. It makes me angrier than probably any other issue right now
>>220298924hello polentone
>>220298982I agree Mr.Nederland man
>>220298799soap and a brush would have been sufficient. if you really want to decimate residue of anything, the trick is to fill with boiling water and add a dishwasher tab. let stand for one hour. this will even remove years of accumulated coffee residue from stainless steel mugs/thermoses.
>>220298965Well he isn't real so he can't win anything, he's an idea and as an idea he's completely dead and is a different thing now, that's just the origin of the god of the most popular religions nowadays
things could have been different
Rookie mistake is thinking women can be into the same things as you, unless you're into hiking, playing guitar or any stereotypical Chad things you can use to signal your value don't bring that shit up
5 hours till my snacks come
you know, youtube game critics use 'gameplay loop' and 'immersive sim' reflexively now, but back when realism was the goal and the gameplay loop was a necessity borne of tech restrictions. But cca. the early 00's western CEO's leaned hard into the console market and imitating Jap titles and the gaming that came out of that was that of consciously designed gameplay loops.
>>220298997I don't know man I want to go to France, Italy see European art, architecture, beaches, girls have you ever been
>>220299077I haven’t but I want to go. I agree with you too. I love beautiful and art and architecture I want to see more of it in person. Even modern stuff honestly. Lots of that stuff can be cool too.
Men are retarded simps so they always assume the best about women when in reality the worst is probably not bad enough
though it has to be said, Richard Garriott's Ultima was a huge influence on all the immersive simmers of the 90's, he was the one who tried to implement the computerized AD&D session
>>220298715I'd let them probe me if you catch my drift
Voy a oxxo por un Monster y unos ruffles, quieren algo?
It's isn't so strange that one religion or type of religion would be so dominant when you think about it because the whole of civilization is incredibly short, like 4 thousand years, it's a blink of an eye
>>220299122>only now are zoomers complaining about being stuck for 5+ hours in long lines at the airportsYou realize that this is because Zoomers are such poorfags we don't even fly that often, right?
is failure an option?
>>220299191religion is psychosexual, its' relation to the natural world is incidental
>>220299223>>220299215>ruined my daughter's Spring Break>Zoomer>all these posts with Boomer/Gen-X syntax and no profile picsThese aren't Zoomers, they're either oldfags or bots
And basically even that first western writer, Dante in the 14th century, knew that religion is not strictly true, but the gist is not the supernatural but an extrajudicial attempt at the regulation of human relations.
My mother was born Jewish but converted at 17 to Catholicism so my dad would marry her. Since she converted I don't think the whole Jew mom means I'm Jewish applies to me
>>220299257what the fuck how old was your dad
whats happening here
>>220299336bot malfunction
>>220299354grim
I am SO full.
>>220299354
>>220299336Sorry I was reading
I was born 6,000 years too late
>>220299393So true
>>220299393I should have been born around 10,900 BC around the time when Göbekli Tepe started being built.
>>220299396how do they understand sex without studying sex?
>>220299417I don't understand what you mean
>>220299426those people understand the act of intercourse involves inserting a pp into you know.. without anyone explicitly teaching them. how?
>>220299455>those people understand the act of intercourse involves inserting a pp into you knowYou laugh, but wait until you learn about the phenomenon of dry sex in Africa. I seriously didn't believe it the first time I heard it.
>>220299455They can figure things outAlso they can be taught other people
>>220299455my pet geckos understand sex. they aren't raised by parents. they do not socialize. they know. the instinct and complete suite of physical maneuvers required is there. and the maneuvers are not exactly trivial for geckos due to the nature of the parts, there is some alignment difficulty with a VERY squirmy female who may or may not be trying to kill the male as part of the festivities.
>>220299479>Also they can be taught other peopleokay lets assume they have 0 exposure to sex... how does a man know what purpose a vagina serves if even the woman doesn't know?
>>220299501insects know
>>220299501Because he becomes intrigued by her femine charms and they decide to touch their intimate body parts because they are naturally drawn to them
>>220299515>>220299519right but how is still the question? even if he inserts his penis, how does he know he has to 'hump'? how does he know he needs to hump till fruition as opposed to say merely 3 humps because maybe the number 3 is sacred?
>>220299541Because inserting it into the vagina feels good for both parties so they decide to repeat the motionIt's really not that complicated
>>220299541>how does he know he has to 'hump'Do you seriously not understand that every single organism has a biologically programmed reproductive process given reproduction is the entire point of an organism
>>220299541how did you know you needed to suck on the nipple in your mouth when you were an infant? how did you know how to suck, for that matter?
>>220299548still fascinating that animals somehow know how to reproduce without exposure to porn or sex education>>220299577i dont>>220299584i dont know is my answer. i dont understand animal behavior
>>220299598Behaviors can be inherited genetically
>>220299659still arbitrary to some extent. never know when you'll be worm food because someone decided to grab a knife
>I can hear you listening to Andrew Boccelli in there. I bet it smells like fuck too.
>>220299692*and appease satan
>>220299577Puta
Hey, I'm just here to share a song I like a lot.https://youtu.be/uz8fITGWTEA?si=2RUc9zKDycHXIZKHBye
Should I watch classic SpongeBob or read H.P. Lovecraft?
>>220299807Do both
Took my pills with beer award. >>220299807Lovecraft for sure. I'm reading some Ligotti right now, meself.
>>220299807>>220299827Lovecraft starts at The Call of Cthulhu tbth
>>220299455>without anyone explicitly teaching them. how?libtards really have their head screwed on funny
So bored wish I had another lego set to build
>>220299807I plan on watching 5 Centimeters Per Second before bed.I watched picrel earlier, it was really gud.
goodnight
>>220299906>5 Centimeters Per SecondThat's how your dad made you
>>220299843...yeah?
>>220299906why does that say Infernal Affairs?SO TELL ME, WHAT'S A LACE CURTAIN MUTHAFUCKA LIKE YOU DOIN IN THE STATIES?
>>220299936>That's how your dad made youShockingly, you're not wrong both figuratively and literally.For clarity though I was conceived in a bed at Caesar's Palace like everyone in that sliver East of California and West of Texas.
Snacks in 3 hours
Not being able to post apus or music links really ruins all the fun I used to have here
>>220300076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bExFkJezqxE
I used to post bjork all the time btw
>>220300116EMOOOTIONAAAAL LAAAANDSCAAAAPEEEES
guess it's time to fapbergstein
>>220300138I'm thinking big time sensuality might have to get out of bed and listen to it
Love you guys. Stay strong.
Farted a mean one, wish I ate more 'za
I forgot I still had a Guinness in the fridge! Yahoooo!
>>220299821>>220299827>>220299843>>220299906I read "The Strange High House In The Mist".It was decent, but I also kind of don't get it.I'm about halfway through the Necronomicon
>>220300217>reminds me of the one beer left I have in the fridgeA true fren
>walked to the kitchen and looked at the stove>11:11>Spent some time in my room>Walked back to the kitchen>Look at the stove>1:11
>>220300247Wow
>>220300226try The Haunter Of The Dark, The Colour Out Of Space and most of all The Shadow Over Innsmouth
>>220300246Is that the beer? I bet it’s really good. But 11% is crazy strong lol. I’ve had a few like that before,
>>220300247You've let the Midnight Man into your home. Proceed with extreme caution
>>220300247>1:11Did you like recite biblical lines while holding a glock to it?
>>220300247Everytime I look at my phone it's 56, 1:56, 3:56, 12:56 all the mutt memes engraved that number into my head now I notice it everywhere
>>220300226I'm still stuck on Dostoyevsky (Karamazov, I'm halfway through it), I'll probably pick up either Whatever by Houellebecq or some sad American book about war (either Born on the Fourth of July, fantastic movie adaptation btw, or The Things They Carried, whose author is from the state I grew up in).
>>220300247You and me both>>220300265It's good, has a bit too much of a caramel taste for me but it gets the job done. I'm of Irish and Scottish descent so I like my beer strong.
>>220300319>I'm of Irish and Scottish descent so I like my beer strong.No one asked muttshart
Io posto qui
>>220299598>still fascinating that animals somehow know how to reproduce without exposure to porn or sex educationHumans know it too, otherwise you wouldnt get 19th century hillbillies knocking up their sisters
>>220300436>19th century hillbillies knocking up their sistersYou're inno place to talk, you confessed to having sex with your Mom a week or so ago and then made an attempt to convince me to do the same with mine
>>220300466
Bomboclaat!
>>2203006352020 was 6 years ago unc
>drank the beer that paired super well with the movie in only 15 minutes you planned to drink for the whole movie awardGuess I'm onto the dogshit then
I’m kind of a big deal
I play the scales/And you protect the whales/Make love to me/List'nin' to Satiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmq3y42pCgw
>>220301030How many hours of sleep do you get per day
Now I ain’t neva seent no bitch so fine! I’m finna cum inside, yeugh. Finna pop you with the salad dressing bitch, yuh.
Snacks are 2 stops away gonna tear that bag open and munch away
>>220301525I did have some chippies this evening.
>>220301577I'm getting hot chips and carbonated water (cherry) then top it off with some peanut butter m&ms before I pass out
Movie made me big sad despite the prospect of sex tomorrow night, reminded me so much of MN it was unreal and made me sad in my /druk/en hour.Tomorrow will be great though, and I'll top it off with Weatheing w/ You (maybe)
New phone and didn't post for a while and now I get the thirdie captchas
I think that Pile album was the best album of last year. p4k won.
Beer and Clamato
I want to cum on somebody's face
>>220302967What about me?
The "built for lesbian sex" phenotype
Oh shit Tiger got another DUI
>>220298682
>>220303222i swear to god this is a trannyi remember because i fapped to it
If you are a wagie like me how much PTO do you haveMe, 3 weeks + 12 holidays
>>2203040942 weeks no PTO
Didn’t drink last night that now makes two fridays in a row and I can confirm this shit is so lame
Damn nigguhs wake up I'm bored
>>220304389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVKYpoMNeM
Buongiorno, c'è DiStefano?
>>220304414I got excited for half a second because I thought it said Deftones
Shopping for condos in my shondo shoes. I want to move to Japan. Get Japan pussy.
>>220304553Atrocious post
>>220304444Commendatori
Upload my consciousness to the internet. I’m a computer.
I hate being alive so much. I hate being sober. But being drunk sucks and so does being high. I feel like shit. Let’s all place my body intro a titanium coffin and launch it into the sun. Let’s get me dead like a bitch. My mommy gave birth to me and didn’t even breastfeed. Nobody care me nobody ever wanted me. I should die living in a swamp,
>>220305004Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>220305026Swamp is a a stinky prize. But I can drink all the water I want but it makes my eyes red and dry and my penis too large for any women even if they are fat.
I wanna move to Seattle or Denver. Thoughts?
Well, /cum/?
Community choir retreat is starting soon They wanted me to come early for no particular reason other than the fact that I'm sometimes late. Fuck that
>>220303568RetardGetting one is common especially in certain areas. Getting two takes effort
>>220305483That sounds insanely boring
>>220305384I'm inclined against denver but they're probably both about the same now. Do you like the water or no
Aaaaand we’re back
Taking my morning marner. Good morning everybody.
>>220305694Did you guys like the VHS movies?
So how is an air fryer supposed to get hot enough to offgas aluminum
>>220306142She's fat
>>220306142>I was bedridden after birthing his big back babiesWhat are back babies
>>220306142Her fat brown hand pointing looks like a small cock with huge balls LOL
>>220306142classic white boy
the bomb iran song is kinda lit
Had a dream I was playing Mario Kart
>>220306261Lol
Niggors
>>220306521
Show me more women for my penis
Diesel, the largest day-to-day expense in trucking, has jumped 41% since the start of the war to a national average of nearly $5.38 a gallon.
>>220306541It’s NATOs fault because they won’t join the war
>>220306540
>>220306534If a man does this he gets arrested and labeled as a sex offender
>>220306602yuck
>>220306602I’ve seen bitches on Tinder making “Passenger Princess” the central pillar of their identity in their bio, which I find completely incomprehensible and disorienting.
My pussy is wet
catberghow many times do i have to tell youDON'T FUCKING STAND ON TOP OF ME WHILE I'M LAYING DOWN.
another box to sort
>>220306701Good, women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
>>220306808>another box to sort
>>220306534Thick arse thin legs, built like a chicken
>>220306602I wish I didn’t live under surveillance. I have to sneak around like I’m playing Metal Gear in this bitch. It’s fuckin retarded I’m just tryna get stoned and milk my dick frfr. And that why I’m a communist. Err…that is - uhh - a columnist heheh.
I’m actually kinda famous
>>220306820You gave them F35 to pilot even though they have shit reflexes and cant stand G forces
>>220306912You think I got F35 money?
>>220305839Yeah I do. My favourite is VHS 3.
>>220306891She won an Oscar
Need a timeline reset
>>220298682trying to see if pic rel works...you still alive, ameribros?
Getting all my morning farts out
>>220307636Do you think if phones were around in the 1800s jam boys would take slowmo videos of themselves acting badass?
Burgers for dindin WhoWitMe
>>220308049LOCOMIA GET YOUR BODY MOVING
>>220308049Not me I ate chicken fajitas, cabron
Burgers for nothinAnd guns for free
my italian auntie's greasy rigatoni
>>220308088Based>>220308137Uh>>220307906When the faggitas come out sizzlin'
You know those dangly plastic dividers you might find on an airport conveyor belt or a costco produce section? You must pass through them like a threshold. I feel like that’s my body, or at least my skin. Especially the texture and the sound. Industrial materials and cold. On the inside of my body spiritually there is nothing. I am synthetic and silver dayglo green. And I can feel my head ringing and I’m nauseous and I have a sore throat and my thoughts are moving too fast that I can’t sleep. I think they’ll take my body away with the others in a shipping container but I don’t know where we go in the end.
>>220308078Fajitas are actually American
>8 black women out of 10 would consider a white man as partner>2 black women out of 10 would consider an indian man as partner10.24 bros...
have you ever heard of any of these comics?BoneLady Deathstrangers in paradiseFlaming CarrotHateGen 13
>>220308185Bone is kino
Bought a souvenier award
>>220308185Im not 15 I dont read comics
>>220308185I donut read comics
I need to shower
>>220308220>souvenierIt's souvenir not souvenier
>>220308220I like it
>>220308173Texas (pronounced tejas) is mexican though
Barbara Stanwick could've been a big star if it wasn't for a little lady named... Bette Davis
>>220308232Same lol
>>220308209looks like Casper the ghost
>>220308185Yes I'm a 90s comicfagI won a copy of Lady Death from the Wizard Magazine AOL chatroom in 1996
Ugghh I’m covered in pvc plastic vinyl strips all over my body. I just feel so empty and alone. Here comes the water.
>>220308220I drawded this
>>220308310do you think any of those have value?
>>220308252Siouxveneer*>>220308259Thanks i really like it too. I just saw the origonal and was really impressed with it so i bought this to hang in my room
>>220308354Gen 13 early issues definetely. Bine was Indy so I don't know. Lady Death i doubt it. Strangers in Paradise had a Huge cult following so probably. I've never heard of hate
>Feds will start diluting gas soonTANK JOU DONAL TROMP
Every day I watch people on the golf course walk around with these electronic caddies that follow them around makes me feel like I'm in Wall E
>>220308185I think i read hate as a kid
I own nothing of value and will die poor
Gonna take cheeky little nap. Would be fire if I never wake up lol.
>>220308391>Gen 13 early issues definetely.wow, have 1 thru 50+ maybe and another #1 of a different gen 13 bootleg series, and more, maybe 90 in total>>220308421the art is crazy, I might read some later
>>220308454>Would be fire if I never wake up lol.But I'd miss your posts sweetie
Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesAnyone remember that
>>220308474Oh ok fine I guess I’ll wake up
>>220308510I found several in these boxes
Are those kids OK?
haha I found Masters of the Universe #1 DC Comics 1982 1st Appearance Of He-Man!
>>220308607Were kids ever okay? I was looking at flash animations of 9/11 when I was their age
You having breakfast or brunch?
Robotvacuumberg II did a fantastic job with the carpets, but not a good job on the vinyl at all.
whatever happened to that weird self governed George Floyd memorial camp
For me? It's Man-At-Arms
I wonder how the comic book store guy feels knowing the vintage comics I buy for my nephew will end up filthy and torn and thrown away
For me? It’s GHIBLI…pure art!
cringe: smoking cigarettes
>>220308729I hate vinyl flooring. Please don't tell me it's gray too
My sister spend seventy dollars on gas and it only filled up half her tank
>>220308788What's your favorite? For me it's either Nausica or Howl's Moving Castle
For me it's Kiki's Delivery Service, Ponyo is a close second
>>220308470>I might read some laterI read the comic section of all the libraries in my area as a kid and I think it was pretty good
>>220308823Unless it's all you, there are multiple Canadians on /cum/ who complain about their sister and car related matters. Fuck is that about
>>220308852Hello my dear friends how you be doing?
My sister pumped 70 dollars of gas up her pussy
>>220308823The hell kinda car do you have? I spend like $25 and I have a gay jeep
Nafiur Rahman, head of the newly founded Hessian wing of the AfD’s youth organization “Generation Deutschland”.Is he an Uncle Tom ass nigga?
>>220308799nah it looks like hardwood.
Why even cry?
>hardwoodHeh, like a dick
>>220308823Source?
When I go into Indigo at Christmastime the manga aisle is always packed full of Azn kids sitting on the floor (reading the manga without buying) taking up the entire aisle space making it impossible to browse or even walk through. I don't read much manga but it always pisses me off because the manga section is usually adjacent to the SF/F sections and the kids sitting on the ground spill over. Why their parents let them do that – well it's because they're Chinese I guess.
>>220308993Not yours, eh?
>>220308924>The literal human incarnation of the brown white supremacist Many such cases
>>220309041>ehCanadian spotted
There are two sides of the right wing schizo right nowBiden started this unjust war (if things go bad)Trump started this justified holy war (if things go well)
>>220309174>Biden started this unjust warHow many neurons should be extinguished in my brain before I can understand this claim
>young balding man with an overbiteswede spotted
>>220309262You need to drink pure fluoride and huff leaded gasoline fumes for 20 years
Good morning
>>220309174Trump is literally godless
>huge cocked godbeast with a proclivity for cheating at curlingcanadian detected
>>220309287>literal jedi war criminal>stop warsHow many neurons should be extinguished in my brain before I can understand this claim
I like to go 110 on the local toll road
chinese speaking girlfriend
>>220309334Chinese girlfriend that speaks
How long is this wa- I mean two week special military operation to denuclearize Iran going to take?
>>220309458Democracy in the middle east
>>220309458until the dye is cast on the gop losing 100+ seats in the house and the majority in the senate come november
>>220309458Two more weeks according to the pedophile in chief
Aboot
Just started. Day ruined
>>220309593Was recently made privy to the fact that aboot is a nu-Canadian dog whistle and real Canucks say aboat
The United States needs to bin their Executive Branch and become a parliamentary republic. The United States Congress is formed a lot like a straightforward parliament by the way. It has a Lower House (the House of Representatives/House of Commons in Canada) and a Senate. If the US were to dissolve the Executive Branch it would functionally become a parliamentary system and the prime minister/president would be the head of the Lower House like in Canada.
There’s war on the streets and war in the middle east
There's peace between my sheets
>>220309660>the problem with the US is that it's not enough like england
Use this for the new
>>220309693*cheeks
New>>220309782>>220309782>>220309782
>>220309614Sharted*
Janny cunt
OH NO JANNIED
woke up at 1:00 pm award
>>220309458He literally calls it a war in his tweets. Yes I realize how embarrasing of a sentance this is. But still...
New >>220311045>>220311045
