thick thighs pussy salad
I'll have one, hold the salad
>>220302586I don’t have slow internet tho
got the t rex get it on on
S.A.S keep phoning me up to go for one last mission to sort all this shite in the middle east out but I gave all that up and retired as a simple carpenter after my wife was beheaded by al-shabaab terrorists
>>220302623trying to say repacks trade small download size for having to spend ages uncompressing it
One struggle
>>220302675Oh but my WiFi is fast so I probably shouldn’t have done it then
exberg hasn't repliedthat's me done then
>my WiFi is fastlucky
>>220302710mandem is in the orkney isles ::skull::
>>220302679looks ridiculous
eviscerate womenfolx
>>220302665nice one lad
>>220302722he tried to post that image last thread, it just uploaded now
build a titanic 2 fill it with only women then sink it
might go to los angeles and go around rollerskating by the beach
Mad how some people can be so fucking shit at things but still earn more per year than I'll ever earn. What am I doing wrong?
mad that there are parents that charge their children rent
calling my dad soonhopefully he wont keep me on for long
1500 years ago you'd be living in here. Think you could handle it?
>>220302761Oh ohhhh clearly things aren’t working, I think Scotland should control NHS England, clearly they can’t be trusted.
>>220302781no i wouldn't lad i'd be living in a villa drinking wine and raping my slaves all day
>>220302781maybe you'd be made I'd be in a stone house on the mediterranean with a hairy fanny swarthoid wife
you're getting your cock sucked, kid
>>220302761the thing is nobody skilled enough to run a university or a hospital will ever do itall nhs chiefs and university vice chancellors are useless bureaucratan intelligent skilled person would just go into business and make much more without risking their entire life being out in public
>>220302797um
crazy video titlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-xMt1y-Fzk
was that family posted last thread actually legitimate or was it a gimmickbro really doxxed himself if so
>>220302761you can't fix the NHS or any large western institution because they're all staffed by... well... you know...the job of these leaders is to cover that up as much as possible, they can't actually win
>>220302820bro holding that gun like a roblox character
free sir tiger woods he aint do nun wrong
now an independent england how would i go about making that a reality using my enormous will
>>220302761>>220302798here's her education and experience btwuseless degree from shit uni and basically worked her way up from useless office job to useless office jobnone of those jobs have real performance measures, you just stick around and work the career ladder
>>220302781>go hunting all day>fuck my wife all night>so used to the elements that it doesnt bother mesounds great
>>220302798no skilled and competent nurses would work their way up the corporate chain because you can make more in overtime as a band 5 or 6 without having to deal with bureaucratic horse shit. Only incompetent arse kissing freaks end up in upper NHS management its the biggest victim of the peter principle there's ever been.
What’s your favourite honkey slop?
now an independent england how would i go about making that a reality using my enormous willy
What should i do today gang
>>220302881watch a philm
never judge a book by its cover lads!
£250bn a year spent on the NHS and you can't even get a bed, dying in the corridor or in the ambulance parked outside. At what point do you say this isnt working
rorke city bitch, rorke rorke city, bitch
NHS 2 | Official Trailer with Subtitles
>>220302900i do
>>220302836you are virtually guaranteed a senior, well-paying role in the public sector if you hang around for literal decadesdont need to be good at allthere are plenty of people like her, albeit not on as much money as she is
>>220302947he looks very unhealthy for a man with all the time and money in the world. Imagine being worth billions and still manage to stress yourself out and look like shit
poetry is so fucking gay
every match I get on Bumble ends with the conversation dyingfucking hate talking to women, it's excruciatingit's why I just fuck escorts
Japanese ingenuity.
>>220302793
>>220302996SUGOI
>>220302996how is this better than just frying a runny egg
>>220302996that is very clever but i like 3 eggs i'm not using 3 spatulas
>>220302996why doesnt the plastic spoon thing melt
>>220302971i hate poetry except jonathan swiftbro was hilariousthis one is about a guy who walks into a girl's room and finds all sorts of nasty shit, totally exposing how filthy women arehttps://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50579/the-ladys-dressing-room
>>220303022it's japanese
>>220302891>watches 1 hour 30 mins filmNow what?
When was the last time you watered your mossball?
he likes what he sees
>>220303047why's her face so shiny
>>220303047surprised these aren't all interracial with black lads
>>220303047Adam Barrett the civil servant LMAO
>>220303059They're all humiliation rituals for ugly white lads
>>220303047best lil timmy could do
I tried doing a terrarium once but it just ended up as a mouldy jar of dirtThat's my I tried doing a terrarium once but it just ended up as a mouldy jar of dirt story
>>220302984What are you up to this weekend? x
just seen a black girl with down syndrome
rorke naming a video game ost when asked what music he's in to
>>220303047she getting dat BWC
>>220302962correct, all the upper management i've seen on linkedin working at dwp and nhs have like 20+ years doing the same thingyou're not rated on performance or revenue or anything that matters. you tick boxed and stick around enough you will get promoted just based on timethat's why the budget spending is retarded.
lol good old Britain, let the private sector to rinse utilities and load them with a shit load of debt, which require 30% of your bill to service and then fail to actually do your job. Fucking hate this country sometimes, would love to emigrate if I could
never been on bumblenever been on any dating appnever been kissed
>civil servant
>>220303128YOOKAY is a jewish plutocracy
>>220303133vile harlot
spoke to my dadhe has a new tv setup with bt so he's happy about that
>>220303133vile
>>220303119british waistcoat?
>>220303133WOW MAMA
/brit/ is a Multipolar world-supporting, Eurasianist-sympathising, anti-capitalist, anti-zionist, anti-USA, anti-NATO, National Socialitst, anti-LGBT, antisemitic, anti-immigration chud general, and some folk will have to get used to that.
want to get a job in border security so i can find any excuse i can to deny entry to brown people
what do you think will happen with age verification on linux?i can't imagine debian will be too happy about it
>>220303133foul trollop
>>220303151>>220303156>>220303181pornbrainsthat's what a normal woman looks like
>>220303133she is fucking gorgeous but that program is completely degenerate
>>220303193a normal obese woiman
>>220303175really it's just ethnics bringing in goods they shouldn't
which of these escorts would you rather bang?1. Early 20s, pretty, slim body, but arrogant, stuck up and charges extra for things like swallowing/cum in mouth2. Early-mid 30s, pretty, average body, but very warm/friendly and down for almost anything in bed except bareback
seethinglads why dont you just join the civil service?
rorkes ma
>>220303213yeah the chinks love to treat their luggage like a fish tank for some reason
>>220303219who do i fancy more?
>>220303219nigga thinks this is fantasy escort league fucking grow up
>>220303219I'd rather you gain a clue
flybreg flew in did a lap then left, good lad are flyberg
>>220303264better not piss off my mate spiderlad
>>220303225because of the windmills thisget them torn down
stopped reading the spectator simce they let this plastic paddy called Gearóid Ó Riain start writing for them. shame really
>stopped reading the spectator simce they let this plastic paddy called Gearóid Ó Riain start writing for them. shame really
screamhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VYjMzi-faMw
>>220303219neither you freak
made an excellent coffeedidn't even do my milk very well but the coffee was so well brewed it mattered not
gearoidremember that fellaran the crimes of britain twitter page that was massive for a couple years circa 2017wonder what he does these days
poof ponce and nonce
>>220303286thought it was rightoids that were against masks
think if you smash escorts you're more pathetic than a virgin ngl
listening to asmr prostate examinaiton medical videos again
>>220303352rgyp
where has the sun gone
>>220303352this has been debunked
zesty fode
>>220303322replace shorts/ with watch?v= for future reference
your response please leftypol?
>>220303358there's a very good olive wood kino where the premise if you're like her son and you've put some lego up your arse by "mistake" and you need your mum's help to get it outanyway she ends up fisting you and wanking in you off it's a goodie
>>220303373up my arse
>>220303350if it makes browns looks bad it's fine to promote masks
>>220303392big fan of just blatant lying on social
doing the `fode' face
>>220303392i do wonder what the endgame is with the migrant problemit can't be complete capitulation to them
>>220303392
found an extremely hot porn stash on some random file sharing websiteit's 3 terrabytes, not sure if i really want to start another porn hoarding phase
>>220303392those twin cats are cuteys
youtube shorts? what about youtube longs?
>>220303399yeah okay
got a disease inside me
>>220303423what is it ummypops
>>220303408
>>220303410um what sort of porn
Going to watch one of my fave YouTube videos while I make my Saturday dinner
>>220303410can't be doing with the modern stuff it's got to be pre 2015
>>220303425pain in my neck and shoulders
>>220303426later on
>>220303408>, like,
>>220303426Such a useless website
>>220303427>>220303438rave candids. guy records girls wearing thongs/skirts/hot pants at music festivals.
>>220303393i like the one she starts with a rectal thermometer and fingers your arse and tongue fucks it
>>220303392>>220303443>>220303426
>>220303457ummingtons
Have you seen this girl? Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 15-year-old girl missing from Newtown.
>>220303443scream
>>220303408>>220303426Literal insanity.
>>220303443remember leftypol getting irate about 2016 orange man and his post-truth waysnow he's co-opted post-truth himselfironic, quite ironic indeed
>>220303459mad that manyvids want to get rid of all this quality contentpeak diy smut peddling has come and gone
>we too used to eat swans!does leftypol think this is an argument? we also used to live in the jungle but thankfully we've moved on
>>220303457odd
>>220303474Not seen her, no. Maybe she took a wrong turn heading home and ended up in Oldtown.
>>220303502>we also used to live in the jungle but thankfully we've moved onmaybe you did mate but im still swinging my shit like tarzan nigghaaaaa
Have you seen Hayley?The 16-year-old was last seen in Armstrong Creek around 9:20am on 19 March.
>>220303477>>220303482>>220303488the person who was defending immigrants there was a 17 year old tranny who is fine with a group of people who literally want him dead
morning lads, so how are we spending our saturday?
>>220303393>>220303459>>220303491
You'll never convince people with high agreeablness that they've been propagandised to since childhood, you never will. There's no point in engaging, they'll repeat the narrative until the day they die.
so is Iran winning
can't enjoy any anal porn scenario that doesn't provide a plot reason explaining why their ass is so clean
might get a job as a cop so i can drive around all day eating junk food
>>220303520
>>220303524today i have>done my washing>played some kingdom come deliverance>gone for a walk>went to asda>called my dad>made a coffeeand now i'm britpostingthis afternoon i'm going to cook and watch a film or the liverpool legends match
>>220303443which migrants do this exactly
>>220303539Sounds like they wont agree
cuties ^^
>>220303521fit
>>220303524Recovering from 35cl voddy and doing endless poking it seemsThink a KFC will be on deck for dindins
>>220303521>>220303571-_-
business idea: parachute all these trannies and benders into downtown kabul and see if they're still as agreeable
>>220303550People with high agreeableness WILL disagree with what they consider anti-social viewpoints. It doesn't just mean agreeing with everyone.
>>220303587Seems like I win
pro boner
>>220303549Sudan, Eritrea, and Somalia
any softlads moved north for cheap houses
>>220303596Win what?
bit cold might put the heating on
>>220303610i've got mine on at 22c
>>220303607
business idea: poo
>>220303607I accept your concession
>>220303623What have I conceded?
bees spotted at neighbourbergs beehives, we are back
direthe internet is done we need a new one
>>220303579poking what
>>220303630----> >>220303637
>>220303642porn should be banned
>>220303642why weren't they so submissive when they tried to implement the ban in the usa?
>>220303660fact
me? Spending the weekend spam resetting Binding of Isaac runs until i find an item i want in the first treasure room
>>220303667it was lobbied look up rafael burtenshin, he basically stopped it
>>220303660how am i supposed to get my cock off?
all this talk of banning porn is making me nervousI'm gonna start the 3 terrabyte download of candid pornshould keep me business for a few months
any football on today?
>>220303693i saw this post in the corner of my eye and I did not think it said candid at first glance
>>220303696everton v liverpool kicking off
>>220303693lend us your drive so i can clone it
sipping mango juice and tugging my erect willy, living the dream
>>220303701alri bbc sport
>>220303688all you need is your imaginationanything goes there really
for the good of humanity israel and the US must be destroyed
>>220303696might be some in the park
>>220303713love mangoes meprobably my third favourite fruit after raspberries and limes
>>220303687thats not a real person
>>220303696of course bro caersws vs llandudno we will be there!
>>220303737i know i made him up to waste your timeLOL
>>220303719that's a scary place
>i wasted my time to make you waste your time>gottem
umbunny frontshots
unsure as to whether i want to watch the new contrapoints or noti suspect strongly it's just going to be 90 minutes of her moaning that the left don't like her because of her shit opinions but then on the other hand i bet it'll be good fun regardless
>>220303747
wouldn’t mind having a son, id take him to the football with me wouldn’t have to go alone then
sunny but it's cold, fucking cocktease weather
filipino twerk videos
>>220286384timing
>>220303762um!!!!
>>220303763unironically the content was great before he fully transitioned, but most of it is deletedthere are a few you can watch on dailymotion that are actually good like the one on academic philosophyi recently saw the jk rowling one and the arguments could have been given in 5 minutes without all the set design and costume shit and unfunny jokes
>>220303794holy shit that is dedication. i was there in that thread and was wondering what the punchline was.
would u rather starmer or orban as our PM
JKR is a bit deranged but i appreciate that shes singlehandedly set trans rights back 50 years
well said jess
Sir Roseñor
any good albums going?
>>220303813don't knowi'm voting lowe
>>220303838yeah loads
>>220303820i was in a relationship for two years and most anal sex i got was sticking the tip in for 30 secondsdespite begging every time to let me fuck her arse
sick again
>>220303855you need backshots
We are Neoliberals :)
anyone else a bit retarded on a saturdaylike all me braincells been used on workweekusually pretty sharp come sundaythink ill have a little nap like
>>220303614um
>>220303838Check out "Creature of Habit" the new album from Courtney Barnett
any gay lads in? x
>>220303820immaculate pair of tits on her
here come the rubbadubbas splish splash splish splosh
bumders out
>>220303855you need frontshots
mental how there’s nowhere good on the internet. social media is jewish brain rot and rage baiting, here is just lonely aspergics talking into the void and people talking about interracial sex
>>220303798the set design and costumes are amazing though it's my favourite part of her vids
>>220303923some gemmy discord servers out there for people with interests (not you)
>>220303932style over substance i'm afraid
>>220303862>>220303917what are they? x
>>220303932didnt another youtuber go trans and copy their entire gimmick
>>220303940>discordfor sexual deviants and pedophiles
>some gemmy discord servers out
>>220303926how many /brit/soldiers would it take to kill one gorilla?
>>220303956yeah if you believe the deranged screenshots of some rando on 4chan
>>220303955
>>220303932wish i passed that wellmight kill myself
>>220303855good
>>220303958both valid interests enjoyed by large groups of interesting people (not you)
walked 8km and spoke to nobody now I'll sit and play video games for the rest of the day
holding cornwall in the air and shagging her pink bussy while her cocky flops up and down
>>220303977what vidya?
I like girls hair
>>220303963one neoliberal bull
doc martin sex arse
>>220303985diablo II resurrected
dot cotton sex arse
>>220304013The Suomi Report
>>220303969not seen that, found them again and theyre copying th ewhole gimmick also they were in house of the dragon which was bizarre
>>220303977KTIM but might go cinema
Going for a nap, don't wake me up
>>220304044reckon he’ll give us the weather next
>>220303986samex
Myron gaines had his first bitch in his 30s and she left him for a guy at her rolling blading club Manosphere niggas are getting btfo left right and centre
the bit in American shameless where Fiona tells the 21 year old guy she had sex with that she wouldnt have done it if she'd known he was a virgin
>>220304053abigail's videos are more interesting than natalie's but the aesthetic isn't as goodimhothere are some similarities with their editing or whatever but that's true of hundreds of creators
going to have three bottles of heineken and one bottle of chianti today
cannot imagine having my shit so together that I join a roller blading club
are you allowed to look at pornos if youre a monkasking for a friend
I can't skate
>>220304116already had a bottle of asahi, planning on having two more later. have fun drinking anon
>>220304134i used to be able to ollie but never done a kickflip
>>220304156You wanna know why it's called asahi?
business idea: ever mounting existential dread
>>220304163love this x
heaven is a half pipe
Hope you lads at least drink the big bottles and not the little ones
Love not boozing my mind is so clear and the world looks beautiful without an alcohol haze
>>220304183counter business idea : faith
>>220304197my bottles of heineken are 330ml
>>220304197I don't drink alcohol because my uncle died from alcohol related liver disease
Aunt sent me a picture of her catberg
should really update my phones software
>>220304169yeah tell me why
>>220304240Why
>>220304233handsome berg
best robin hood adaption?
thread's coming to a close now
>>220304197Not allowed cos of liver
>>220304250That one. Prince of Thieves would be good if it had anyone other than boring Kevin Costner in it.
>>220304244security updates and that
>>220304233nice berge
might become a tech minimalist
up tha toon!
>>220304333>might become a tech minimalist
>>220304333step 1: close the 4chan tab and get off the computer
>>220304347hatposts should not feature a direct reply in the post
>>220303763Ah yes her shit opinions like>you need to actually go through gender dysphoria to be transHow dumb
kettle switch is bustmight ask my matey at work to 3d print me a new one
>>220304242Asahi means morning sun, and their beers are supposed to be as refreshing as the morning sun
>>220304371ok
the flesh is weak but the spirit is willing
some of you post the most boring blogslop imaginable
>>220304371my fuse box tripped when i turned my kettle on the other dayit's not reoccurred though so i reckon it's probably fixed itself
>>220304355>hatposts should not feature a direct reply in the post
>>220304373thats cool. nips are very creative when they arent rehashing the exact same manga/video game tropes over and over again
>>220304390boring blogposts are the heart and soul of /brit/
gonna watch Project Hail Mary at the kinoplex tonight
>>2203043713d printed myself a tap for the water cooler the other day after the original snapped
>>220304390i'm regretting buying salted caramel pancakes this morning
roke
Do u have to pay more council tax if there is another adult in the house?
gonna watch lesbian kissing porn at the incel command centre tonight
>>220304445if you currently receive a single person discount then yeah you lose that
diet roke
>>220304458Ohhhhh how would they know?
>>220304466well you could lie i supposetax evasion is a crime so i dunno it's up to you if you think it's worth it
>>220304466council tax van comes round with its person radar
Make a new one, lazy cunts
the post count, lads...
shut the fuck up about the new
Get it made.
*drops the new on the floor and shatters it into a million pieces*sorry lads ive got dyspraxia
>>220304490>>220304510>>220304517>>220304520new wankers love they new threads
*looks at post count* bruh *has a cortisol spike*
>>220304479Was only a question
*drops the new new on the floor and shatters it into a billion pieces*bloody parkinson's is playing up again
The new, give me the wretched new!
>>220304572sack the juggler
going for a nap don't wake me up
i'll never make the new lol i'll wait until some other daft cunt makes it
https://x.com/Pseudo_Prophet_/status/2037666223186739450
>>220304601the new
>>220304605>>220304605>>220304605
