>>220334076
got an incredible post lined up but i don't think the world is ready

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Haven't made pizza in a while, last year they gifted me a pizza stone but still haven't tried it.

>>220334103
gandalf the gay

don't have any zingers for this thread sorry lads

>>220334120
it's okay we can't all be zinging all the time

i'm a plump little man!

>>220334114
who is this mysterious they going around gifting pizza stones?

>>220334140
get her bouncing on my bollocks

>>220334152
the jews

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had a lovely night getting druk with the lads. cant wait to do it again xoxo

>>220334140
wonder what face she makes when shes doing a poo

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>>220334166

>>220334174
ktim

>>220334174
why's he pretending to be drunk

>>220334166
idgi

>>220334174
shite that someone is always filming in public you can't just go out and have a laugh anymore

love how rasheed can now just say
>will rinse this shithole country for all i can
and the goys will buy it

>>220334218
rorke's light snack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lwcw-_nkY

>>220334240
she has aura

>>220334218
how do people get this dark, tar-like gravy
is it just from using shitloads of the granules?

Time for my daily dose of Art of Manliness

bird just flew into the window

>>220334218
would, although I wish it was mash instead of the veggies

>>220334225
nigga look like jaffar

>>220334257
combined with the juices from the meat

>>220334103
what you see after being raped up your arse in soho

>>220334166
actual biologists don't want to touch "gender" with a 10-foot pole. leave that to the psychologists and sociologists with their 25% reproducible results

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>>220334166
I hate how when they teach you the advanced classes it turns out they've just been fucking lying to you the whole time.

In secondary school they told us 1gb was 1000 kb, it turns out 1gb is 1024kb

back from seeing nanberg. it not looking good for her quite frankly

>>220334297
ever hold her on the hand?

>>220334140
thirdies and incels going goo goo gaga crazy and salivating over this gif

Up to date with the toilfu situation. My favourite part of /brit/.

>>220334210
i believe there are only two genders but this documentary is only convincing to literally braindead yanks who think tripping up random people in street interviews is a way to make an argument

>>220334296
um no they were right the first time
1gib is 1024kib

1hr naptoil done lovely stuff
now going to eat my tub of ice cream

>>220334297
s-shag her up the arse

>>220334301
yeah and hugs

>>220334303
she is kinda cute

>>220334331
stop posting my daughter in /brit/

ugly bloke pretending to be a bird is it

>>220334297
yeah i heard my dad say that my granny (his mum) will definitely be dead before the year is out.
i suppose i knew it was true but it was shocking to hear him say it so bluntly.
sad.

>>220334345
um

zoomers will talk to you with tears in their eyes over their problem with alcohol and then you find out they have 6 pints a week on a friday night

>>220334296
>In secondary school they told us 1gb was 1000 kb, it turns out 1gb is 1024kb
wrong
there is no standard

>>220334345
your daughters got a knob end

>>220334331
posted the ugly trannies again award

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

feel like going to bed

>>220334392
*makes a gang sign with my hands spelling out ktim*

>>220334392
stim

annoying orange rule 34

>>220334357
feels like that but it just drags on sometimes. can look like they're ready to die in their sleep but carry on that way for another year or more

>>220334296
Oops I meant mb not kb

>>220334392
did you eventually get your pc

/brit/ r34

>>220334303
but not you rorke youre too alpha for that

It's like a sleety/hailing monsoon outside now lads. What's the weather like where you are

>>220334414
scr

bark
bark
bark bark
bark
bark bark bark
bark
bark

my mum rule 34

>>220334445
doxxable info that mate

fartign through letterboxes

>>220334471
ever.. you know

(comments section of some stupid video) this would be a fire album cover bro!

>>220334471
ummingtons
(we all would)

So long as modern tech keeps as it is we will never have to worry about violent raping hordes of blacks and browns roaming the street as we'll never have to leave the house.

Thank God!

>>220334466
sister has this body type
cor

shut that yapping dog up

funniest recent post was when someone asked how much another anon weighed and he replied 'doxxable info I'm afraid'

>>220334445
windy, just starting to rain

>>220334466
katie can go bigger

>>220334505
ever wank to her getting blacked lad

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>>220334506
rururu! rururururu!

>>220334505
you know what to do

>>220334505
ever fuck her up the arse with your stub

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Did you know that Rome is further north than NYC

went for a fart and a bit of wee came out

Birds have been singing at my newly purchased first home all day today it lovely

yeah, take that big white cock

i go hard in the mother fucking paint nigga

>>220334563
Birds near me are blowing away in the 50mph gusts

>>220334563
alri gayboy

>>220334218
Sweetcorn on that is fucking grim

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desu i get why people become radicalised.
there's enough ragebait for both the left and the right to push their views into extremes.
especially online where people bubble themselves into communities where the worst examples of their opponents is spammed.

not me though, i'm far too smart for falling into such tricks.
i can see the hypocrisy and blind spots of all ideologies.

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>>220334551
So America is the New Rome

>>220334573
which precipitated your firing from b&q for public arousal

When birds come on my balcony I made weird sounds and they don't know where it's coming from, 1 hour ago I was doing sounds to a starling and he was looking around wondering what's happening.

>>220334598
Share your deep insights then

>>220334551
i live in british columbia

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>rururu! rururururu!

>>220334597
Sweetcorn in general is grim. No idea why anyone believes the psyop sweetcorn is nice on anything

>>220334551
more shocking than that, it appears to be as far east as turkey

>>220334645
well my dog loves sweetcorn

>>220334257
gravy granules are fucking grim
make your own ffs

>>220334573
i scream this as loud as i can every time i post up at the local court

toby and canada
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes toby in a baby carriage!

>>220334631
the great insight is that things are complicated but the reward system on most of the internet results in fragmented communities where people post increasingly extreme forms increasingly more simplistic ideologies for little hits of dopamine and cognitive dissonance resolution

>>220334674
i do, i was just wondering how runts always end up with that thick sticky looking gravy because it looks disgusting

Fell over and banged my head once and mumberg called the ambulance, woke up to a milf paramedic with a big arse and massive tits and I was wearing thin pyjama bottoms and knew my hard dick was visible
As she was adjusting me on the seatee to check my eyes she said, well part of you is awake and chuckled.

>>220334598
The thing is it is all because modern REAL communities have dispersed, fragmented or disappeared so people have gone online to find it because humans wiring is social, it NEEDS to feel as though it fits into a group and belongs but online there is no real connection because it isn't real. They connect on how much they disagree with others rather than how much they agree with eachother and in a society where community is lost then all political parties are failures so they promote their party based on fear and hate of the other.

Hence we live in a dystopia where people are obviously acting irrationally and counterproductive to society but it can't be stopped because the human condition needs belonging and will find it where there is none and this is manipulated for the gain of the wealthy and privileged

>>220334674
are you aware of the concept of convenience?

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mami

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Got the Sharpe on

you ever try American chocolate? it kind of smells like parmegiano

>>220334166
>>220334210
Memes aside, in biology, sex is defined based on reproductive roles: females produce relatively few large gametes (eggs), while males produce many small gametes (sperm).

However, humans can identify their gender in different ways. Transgender people exist, and as long as they are not harming anyone, there is no issue

>gravy granules are fucking grim
sounds like old anglo saxon poetry lol

got a cheesy knob

>>220334754
whys she half asleep

>>220334731
>They connect on how much they disagree with others rather than how much they agree with eachother
correct. before you were forced to actually talk to people with different views but now you can find 300 other schizos spread out around the country to validation your retarded beliefs.

>>220334765
yeah its the most disappointing thing i've ever eaten

>>220334761
good lad

bros still arguing about gender in 2026
thought this debate ended in the culture war of 2017

>>220334749
if you're already cooking meat making gravy is one of the most trivial things with the highest return on investment for your meal
instant gravy is literal slop for low IQ runts who never learned

all american food is disappointing when you realise how much fucking salt, sugar and oil they put in everything
their chocolate is mostly sugar
their savoury snacks have a bucket of salt in them
their pizzas are dripping in oil
they don't understand flavouring

>>220334787
I don't even like chocolate but theirs is not very good. I tried the Hersheys my grandma brought.

>>220334761
been reading erotic asoiaf fanfiction recently. currently reading a stannis baratheon fic. quite lush

If the nukes fly and the Montague Pyke is presumed reduced to atoms, what's the muster point?

>>220334727

INT. AMBULANCE - DAY
Young man in pajamas is laying unconscious on paramedics bed in the back of an ambulance. The patients mothers sits erratically behind the nurse who treats the young man.

MUM
Please, Nurse is he alive?

NURSE
(Looking at patients erect cock)
Well part of him is alive

>>220334770
as long as we agree that all that nonbinary crap is a complete joke and trannies should abandon it if they want to salvage any credibility

>>220334645
America produced so much of it they had to market the fuck out of it. I don't mind the occasional corn on the cob at a bbq but once it's been decobbed and put in a can it is bleak. Goyslop fake vegetable.

>>220334840
thanks orson welles-hard

>>220334831
We're all meetting at anons house as has been discussed.

If you haven't got the adress its:
642 Wilth- ACK

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>>220334840

>>220334831
come devon
no worthwhile targets here

>>220334840
sc

>>220334840
care to tell me what your job is even vaguely? i'm wondering how people this talented can be posting here. i think you could have a very good career. maybe you are not motivated?

fake suicide attempt to get out of work tomorrow
what do we reckon?

>>220334927
machine operator

>>220334727
she sexually assaulted you mate
you need to sue the NHS now

>>220334927
I work at Aldi (The highest paying supermarket)

>>220334927
I'm unemployed unironically and please don't make these posts because they'll fuel my delusions of grandeur

>>220334937
tell them your tummy hurts

>>220334927
We're all smart but lazy here, we told you but you weren't having it.

>>220334941
big machinery (like tractors) or small machinery (like drills)?

>>220334971
just in case you were the real poster, are you just lazy or have you tried and failed the career path?

americans call rapeseed canola

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I earn 13 something quid an hour. It is what it is.

>>220335018
rape sneed lol

>>220335015
prefer not to say

>>220335037
sc

>>220335018
Rapesneed, formely Canucks.

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>>220334166
Sex is being a male prisoner. Gender is being your cellmate's "wife".

ranni the witch giving me a sloppy blowjob out the back of renna's rise

anyone have that image where it's like circular and it says "I meet someone -> a thousand blossoms bloom -> they get mauled by an alligator in Queensland" etc

>>220335062
scre

>>220335015
>just in case you were the real poster, are you just lazy or have you tried and failed the career path?
I've never had a career. I justify my unemployment as getting my taxes back from the jobs i've worked because I object to the way the goverment handles our finances. But right now i'm undergoing a serious bout of laziness.

Can I do something with my life? Dunno, its all about who you know in reality, it has nothing to do with talent. I know nobody. I may aswell not exist.

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>>220335062
this one?

Anybody interested in watching some folk music this evening with me(S. London)?

please help me my life is so fucked

>>220335112
how about you folk off?

>>220335112
what music

clocks go forward again tonight don't forget

need quirk chungus gf

>>220335144
they always go forward lad

>>220335132
Traditional english music

>>220335104
well it's like that one but it's the Australian meme
shame I ask when all the Australians are tucked up in bed eh

>>220335161
s

>>220334103
Is this Luisier affineur ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM5P_yfiZlg

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*blocks your path*

got the Master and Commander on

sod off, you sodding sod!

>>220335182
i too would like to see this image you speak of as i've not seen it before
also it would be crocodiles not alligators, we don't have gators here

any unc want to take me under their wing?

rorke momentarily forgetting about the passage of time

>Have dreams where i've managed to bypass Groks restrictions thus allowing me to create all the ai porn I want

Grim

>>220335161
sc

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>>220335182
just found it by googling "may a thousand blossoms bloom meme"
not to be mean but consider trying that next time

>>220335161
hard to argue with that tbf

>>220335255
ah yeah sorry Google was broken for me cheers mate

watching the harry enfield sketches where he plays a chemist with a silly south african accent

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And low the star falls from heaven as a great crystal.

The Angel of Hope and Visions rises in its true form: Gigantamax Starmie, bearer of divine wrath and unyielding light.

>>220335226
Go on, whats your situation kiddo?

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um!

>>220335255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

>>220335300
not surprising at all

>>220335300
would love to slice those moles off

is it really so much to ask to be able to purchase women as sex slaves legally

>>220334076
yummi

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>um!

>>220335300
she could lose a few

>>220335255
my Australian friends think this is the funniest thing ever

>>220335340
I would kiss them and lie to her they were cute then we would break up and ill miss them

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>>220335364

>>220335392
you don't have any friends mate, can't fool me

going round my brothers to smoke some weed got any good memes to share?

club tropicana
drink some wee
cum and bumfun
there's enough for everyone
all that's missing is mousey
but don't worry
we've got rorkey

>>220335414
nah man I've got two Australian friends
well one is Australian-Chinese pretty much the same thing

I got stoned yesterday at 10am (which i've never done in my entire life) and I realised that I am totally delusional about my entire life and i've always just gone along with things with this vague sense that things will work out because i'm smart and interesting but in reality i've just let years of my life pass by without learning new skills, without gaining much practical experience, without developing relationships or creating new ones.

Instead i've just floated justifying my inactivity with the dreams that it'll all work out but it can't because I don't do anything. Then I looked around at my wall (which is superbly decorated with painting and pictures and books) and realised i've decorated my bedroom as though it were a dreamwall, as if I by putting intelligent things in my room it would make me intelligent but in reality i'm dull and I have nothing. Then I asked myself what can I do and I didn't know so I just did what I do everyday and did nothing.


When the sun rises and dries the frost and the dew, I will go out into the world and I will see it and I will rather I do nothing in the sun than here in this hell.

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>>220335424

>>220335449
poo

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>>220335424

>>220335449
Get over yourself mate

>>220335449
get chonged again lad

>>220335435
tell him to go back

aint readin allat

ignore the australian bot

>>220335477
Yak

>>220335479
The self is a mountain and I am no goat

>>220335484
I've only got a bit left and my local cinema is showing both Reefer Madness and Picnic at Hanging Rock but at the same time. Going to pick one of those and smoke the rest

*slaps my round belly*
i'm the manosphere

nigga, it's puff puff pass
not puff puff blog

lebron james backshots

>>220335410
ktim

where do you all get this idea you're supposed to go out there and "learn new skills" from? The fuck are you talking about thats not how life works no wonder you're all so depressed, you've been living life like the sims lmfao

I mean it's borderline unsafe for work, that.

Hmm

right well that's a muted video courtesy of ezgif

>>220335538
why can't you ever post nice porn? you know, the kind with real women?

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and the trannies all hate her? What a nice wholesome woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRzKVazkpnw

If I could ramble like a hound when he's walking down a rabbit trail
If I could ramble like a hound when he's walking down a rabbit trail
I'd keep a nose in the wind and believe me people, I'd wag my tail

If I had radar hearing like the bat like the bat that flies at night
If I had radar hearing like the bat like the bat that flies at night
I could hear all the lightning bugs turning up and turning down the summer's light

If I only knew what the wise old owl knows
If I only knew what that wise old owl knows
I'd look all night long, tell the folks about my worldly woes

If I could wallow like the great white whale in the sea
If I could wallow like the great white whale in the sea
I'd rise, I'd sink low, and forever be free

If I could sleep long like the grizzly grizzly bear
If I could sleep long like the grizzly grizzly bear
I'd sleep and I'd dream of your golden hair

>>220335547
park life

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWdmks0zDno/

>i am le weed smoking intellectual
yh mate sure you are like every weedmong now fuck off back to re.ddit

>>220335569
stretched my legs to this post

>>220335590
uncs have gone insane

(8) Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling (8)

>>220335630
grow up

>>220335595
Mate I would slam your jaw into a thousand tiny pieces and drag your fucking bones to the morgue personally you scraggly little scrote

>>220335631
ratpedo

>>220335630
grow up

eating an autistic breakfast

5pm and still bright out
Mental

risky 5pm coffee on the cards

pobrnadfgk

>>220335666
have you gone insane

>>220335590
that song is fucking shit and has no rhythm

>>220335657
oo you'm hard
You always get this violent off your weed? Typical degenerate weedmong. Like violent monkeys off your sedative

>>220335686
hehe

>>220335666
ktim a week or so ago and now im fixing my sleep schedule from scratch

>>220335631
bitches on my dick cos i look like Frasier

>>220335659
Swag (woop woop)

There are two types of post on /brit/:
1) Posts which have no relation or bearing on any subject presented in the thread, nor are directed at anybody in particular.
2) Posts which respond to other posts but never regarding the matter of the post itself

>>220335449
yeah i did this yesterday too except instead of all that gay shite I had a wank to some trannies and went to sleep

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do you think alysa liu has ever had a cock in her

>>220335657
>Mate I would slam your jaw into a thousand tiny pieces
you couldn't slam the fat girl after her 7 smirnoff ices
pipe down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

tuneage

*re enters /brit/ in a tweed jacket and a pipe*
have you read about the deficit?

you didn't follow proto

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drip

>>220335723
yeah, love a nice cup of poo me

Like you ain't know?

>>220335728
white only

>>220335691
Bet you get invited to lots of parties

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in my world ( I live there and im really smelly)

>>220335762
does the pedophile have a nice watch? wow

>>220335739
Wouldn't want to touch your sister now would I

kylian mbappe is 27 years old
wtf

>>220335819
well you're already on license for touching a girl so yeah, probably not, mate

>>220335790
take a baf

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dogberg

>>220335850
kill it
eat it

Any father man in

>>220335840
Got my fishing license revoked for fingering your mums fanny mate now do one

fuck cloudflare

Mad how angry and violent weedmongs get off their weed. Not addictive at all though.

>>220335519
s

>>220335832
that's 40 in black years
yes, I wanted to write something else instead of black
but then I would get banned

>>220335875
>Got my fishing license revoked
bet you got your one inch worm out as bait before that

Honestly just want a great firewall to protect us from all the American internet.

Lil B really was ahead of him time

>>220335868
shan't

Banned from the lgbt board for complimenting someone's picture. It really it bizarro universe over there.

Mikey... Mikey had a tough life..

right thats the ponies smoking crack isnt it

children

>>220335931
They psyoped themselves into thinking hun was an insult
Deeply mentally unwell board

Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come
Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Come

>>220335914
mfs will call themselves based then refuse to put on Blue Flame smdh

>>220335908
Didn't realise you were a size queen anon, well I suppose like father like son.

catberg’s doing my nut in bloody stay here or don’t you indecisive cunt

>>220336008
punt him over the garden fence

controversial streamer Clavicular has been arrested for strapping an otter into a jetpack and flying it into space.

>>220335914
>>220335981
Based

Complimenting mtf trannies on how broad their shoulders are will likely result in a ten year sentence these days

>>220336008
cuddle him into submission

why are tapentadol and heroin the only affordable opioids? i had a look at the prices of morphine and oxycodone and they're outrageous

*shrouches*
what now rorke

>>220336027
>>220336042
she* shall be verbally abused for this i tell you what

>>220336031
sc

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bit rich coming from a christian

Popping to the shop, any of you lads want something?

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>>220335538
amazing what they can do with those tranny drugs nowadays

get the stimulants abused

>>220336081
very obvious bloke body

>>220336071
my cock up yer mum?

>>220336081
look like weird malnourished blokes?

meant to be going to a mates wedding in june and hes barely given us any information about it, no itinerary, no travel information, no time
last wedding i went to they had a whole website setup, best hotels in the area, sights to see etc.
useless really

>>220336071
ummmmm errrrrrrr

>>220336098
do you have a body like that?

>>220336071
shops are shut

>>220336110
they'll just end up getting divorced anyway no point going

>>220336071
big bag of haribo tangfastics
and a yazoo, big bottle if they do it, banana

you lads know any supplements to make wanks feel better? i was thinking about zinc but that just makes my spaffs more voluminous, not necessarily better feeling wanks

one big benefit of being a weird friendless freak is that I never have to give a best man speech or any of that lark

NEW
>>220331063
>>220331063
>>220331063

you tranny posters know you can just jerk off to men right
gay is allowed these days

>>220336147
>>220336147
>>220336147

>>220336110
maybe neither of them even want to go through with it, but theyre scared of being the one to call it off so theyre just waiting for the other one to break first, hence the lack of real prep for the wedding

>>220336149
but what about the implication

>/brig/

New
>>220336192
>>220336192
>>220336192

>>220334224
>>220334224
>>220334224
recycle

>>220336110
ask him then? could have done that in the time you typed this post up

>>220336200
dont want to seem eager

>>220336134
yep

>>220335728
I quite like that other yank skater too, she seems nice

>>220334257
heated up bovril