norwegian girls edition
Don't hate the player, /brit/. Hate the motherfucker, hate the police man, the debt collector, not the military defector, not the blaming corrector. Don't hate the player, now. Hate the game.
morning
headacheberg has returned and is currently raping me
>>220348559Can probably help you if you're interested.
>>220348559Oh you're not interested, ok. Nothing more I can do. I tried to help you.
>>220348571go on then
*enters /brit/*
>>220348581GO ON THEN
imagine roman sex
>>220348586No, I tried to help you. You didn't want help.
Rorke drinking one beer and immediately shaking his arse to California Girls
they ruined this cute lesbian jav with an old ass rapist dude that comes and has sex with them, you will pay for this japan
>>220348599Ego got in the way. I got it all figured out already, I'm taking advice from ANYONE. Good luck.
>>220348615corr love lesbian jav medoesn't make me feel bad like western porn does
Thinking about stinky girl farts lads.
can we invent a word for a laugh that's below scream
>>220348587rorke exposed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJRcWIDWFY
the ballon d'or fell off
still laughing at this one
>>220348703little goblin bradders
Need to watch something funny. I’ve been having awful anxiety all day and I need something to take my mind off of it.
>>220348726
>>220348726Watch this!N
>>220348726https://youtu.be/HVC6RL3TyZI?si=H2g83YjkIUvDt952https://youtu.be/QuLaQoQP9oo?si=RJ3miLgCoSj7EPYI
sydney sweeneynot attractivesorry!
>>220348772Her boobs though, she wore transparent clothing once
>>220348733not so funny when you find out they do that because of lethal brain parasites, is it
willyberg whispering to me...
>>220348790they do it to find worms
i have an oral fixation
>>220348811bodied that freak 43 mins ago by ignoring the morning wood for the first time in a few days. off to the gym now, feeling proud of the victory i won against cockstein with and his manipulative tricks
>>220348821i bet you dogay cunt
imagine an internet without brown people
i haven't seen her for a while, but that's not where the story ends <3
>>220348869imagine a world without them
>>220348869it would be horrible, /int// would be a ghost town without huezilians
they're huge
karl's dad putting rorke in a wheelie bin
>>220348922i will never have a woman like this, why even live
>>220348978she's out therego and get her
>>220348991but im scared anon, what if she calls me an incel freak and tells me to fuck off? id never recover
>>220349010move on to the next!
i'm about to do something crazy
>>220348733look at them go>>220348752lol
trolling is a art
>>220348654Cachinnate
>>220349104an art moron
ate too little today and almost died from malnourishment while doing some simple manual tasks, now I ate too much and feel like I'm about to die again
>>220349199
>>220349210wonder how many times this has been saved since 2018 to make the image look like that >>220349222>i was pretending to be retarded epicly trolled
where the fuck is mario judah
>>220349229
Morning
>>220349269get pink backpacks phone number for me pls
just did a wanksturbation
they're making a second barbie movie
tung tungtungsahur
>>220348441you woke up and saw this deep in your anus. wat do?
>>220349342turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>>/tv/219115436some food for thought
>been up farting about all night thinking today was a bank holiday>mfw i have toil in two hourslads?
just kekked
don't reaaallly like people very much if i'm being honest
>>220349354people don't know this but i was the guy who posted the first bradley on /brit/
>>220349361Easter?
>>220349361Drive into a tree and say you can't make it in
waka wakathis time for africa
>>220349436hate this song reminds me of when i was hanging out with europeans years ago and this stupid shit would come on some world cup mix over and over
well it's morning. what are we doing today?
holy fucking grim
>>220349451just wanked to a rara kudou jav
Is the answer....shawoddywoddy, Dara?
*cums*
trump really is a fat retard isn't he
>>220349642And orange
>>220349648truuueee
>>220349642what's he done now
>>220349645>>220349625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oM_9ca8hxE
not got up yet and i need to leave for toil in 25
Need an Emma Watson gf.
just kind of sat here stewing in my own self-hatred and filth
10 minutes
>>220349669rorke voguing to this
I literally just woke up I slept through all my alarms holy fuck
>>220349678ktim and kthbm for the last 7 hours
>>220349697Gonna have to go work without showeringStinky is you
i don’t want to go to toil i want to stay wrapped up in my bed where it’s all warm and comfy
Good morningFruit love island
>>220349723
WOKE
>>220349754grim grim grim
Hi ho hi ho it's off to toil we go!
>>220349709it'll be alright x
it’s a bloody crime what ye did to “last breath” you fucking retard what are YOU DOING IT WAS ALREADY GOOD
feeling very tired
>>220349669for me it's 212or perhaps sodaor perhaps count contessa
Don't look back in anger at what happened in Derby Rorkex
don't be transphobic rorke you wankpuffin
scream niggering
azealia banks has a big ol forehead
>>220349890Jigglin' baby, nah, go 'head, bitchAin't nothin' better than the pretty big forehead bitch
i have to get drunk to keep the demons at bay
scratching my head at everything
another sunday night with less than 4 hours sleep
>>220349964should go to bed earlier then
>>220349645why is an olympic gold medalist doing feet pics
>>220349854what did a melanated person stab someone or something
>>220349955trying to puzzle things out are yougot your thinking cap on have you
>>220349885I used to play on an /a/ minecraft server in 2011 and had funthat's my I used to play on an /a/ minecraft server in 2011 and had fun story
down to my last 1500 dollars, going to have to get back on centrelink or seek employment soon
>>220350016gimme 1000 dollars
>>220350030up in da club!
another day in the pozzed globohomo clown world
Is there a more famous bumhole than Belle's bumole?Has anyone else ever become famous almost entirely by virtue of their bumhole?How many women have tried to be like her only to fail because their bumholes just didn't cut it?
>>220349964My fault spending all day Sunday drinking and wanking really
>>220350060Built for newly wed indian couples
>>220350059She was famous before her bumhole thoughbeit
>>220350066How do you wake up
selling my bumholeor rather, selling uninhibited access to my bumhole to be more accurate
>>220350087Alarm goes off
>>220350099How do you not just go back asleep
>>220350099>earliest alarm is 5:50you got soft hands brother
>>220350106I dunno I have like control over my own body so when I need to get up I get up
had this dream where i owned a sex castle with lots of sexy young ladies in it who would shag me whenever i requested
>>220348501based. bodied that binary freak
>>220350126What was the castle called?
The idea of getting out of bed with a purpose is a foreign concept to most /brit/ posters.
>>220350121Wish I had that
>>220350066the goyim actually believe this stuff
>>220350143dunno but it bore quite a few similarities to hogwarts so i'll call it shagwarts or something to that effect
>>220350146Why do you feel the need to kick a man while he’s down? Does that make you feel like a big man?
Hi guys, do you know where I can find this 4chan hacker?
reckon i've got an oral fixation because i habitually bite my lips
I sucked my thumb until I was 2231 now
>shagwartsnew STD dropped
>>220350171was just an observation m8. not much I can do if you feel attacked by it
>>220350190I still hold my penis when Im laying in bed and stressed out
>>220350160Right so it was full of childrenLeft that part out of your original post I see
>>220350190Nothing wrong with thatReminds me of my mum whom I love
>>220350218no lad i specifically remember the process, all new inductees to my shag castle would be 18 or 19 years old
i'm 31 and i still pick my nose and eat it
hi
Here comes trouble
>>220350244You eat your nose?
have to take a new drivers licence photo in about a week and a half so i'm going to starve myself until then so as to not look fat in the photo
>>220350259Have you tried mewing
>>220350259you won't lose weight in a week.
Someone needs to stop this orange retard
>>220350244even as a little kid I found that to be about the most vile thing I can imagineeveryone picks their nose, anyone claiming otherwise is lying to your face but eating it is disgusting and I hope you get a disease (not from the eating boogers, just in general)
misanthropic flatmate wakes me up at 5am every day because he plays fucking league of legends from 3am to 3pm every day
>>220350059Still find it mental that the only reason pewdiepie moved to Japan was to save his marriage because he cheated on Marzia with her
Drumpf, if you're reading this, you beed to stop
>>220350277unlikely as i'm sure eating it has given me a robust immune system
>>220350269If he someohow manages to reach a 2000kcal daily deficit he can lose 1,5kg of fat in a week
won't be long
>>220350271that one little Melvin came so close
>>220350267yes lad i've been doing it for like 8 years>>220350269done it before when i was on meth
>>220350271Its a whole structure not one man
I could have saved her
>>220350271More pakis will fix this
>>220350319>purely socio-economic factors you see
>>220350277>boogersFOY
>>220350326Shut up chuddlepuff
any small skinny lizardlike man in?i'm 5'7, weigh about 58kg, and have big blue bug eyes. i look like steve buscemi
>>220350340little runtman
>>220350340>58kgBet you cant even open heavy metal doors properly
>>220350340could punt you like 40 yards
squeal! howl!
>>220350340*bends over to hear you speak*what?
i can't fuck properly
>>220350340and how big's your willy?
>>220350340*imagines *
>>220350202Answer the question
How about Julia Fartley-Pooer
>>220350393What about her
>>220350296>>220350304that's not going to be enough to make a noticeable difference for a picture.
used to be able to put 20p into 2016mong and he'd ramble on for an entire afternoonnow you have to give him 50p and he only talks for an hourbecause of the woke
>>220350392nah
remmeber her from 2013 tumblr
>>220350448ah yes. randomslag#6218321 from tubmlr.
I hate mondays why can't it be fridays
>>220350458if you werent cool enough to be there then dont comment x
>To extend the base of the student movement, Rudi Dutschke has proposed the strategy of the long march through the institutions: working against the established institutions while working within them>The long march includes the concerted effort to build up counterinstitutions. Thinking about the completely normal progression of society and institutions to the left
I am uniquely tortured by the mundane
bro thinks wanking over an online girl is a secret club
boy meets world
What about "Fat Dom" Gamiello?
>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences me>pound on my desk whenever i feel angry>masturbate whenever i feel stressed>don't plan for the future>play with my foodliterally no better than a monkey lads
dogberg on a mad one
>>220350506>>masturbate whenever i feel stressedKtim
>>220350506>>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences mei do this whenever i remember somethign from the pastmaybe ive got traumaperhaps i could get a free car because of it
>>220350491He’s gone and transitioned to Thin Sub Gamiello now
>>220350520I don't quite get it, but cute
>>220350491You talking to me?
>>220350518when i remember something from the past i do a 'fode' face and make a short strange noise sort of like a squeal
i've got mad cow disease
>>220350518>i do this whenever i remember somethign from the pastfor me i repeat stuff like "OH it doesn't matter! it doooesn't matterrrr!" in a sing-songy voice far louder than i'm ever aware of and i repeat stuff like "it's fine it's fine it doesn't matterdoesntmatter" and "kill yourself" and such
tunehttps://youtu.be/3GtkDgNAxUU?si=sxcIyWFlHJgnmXUo
>>220350540Got a mad cow nagging ya?
>>220350506>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences meI’m enough of a miserable cunt that I just look ticked off all the time
>>220350491In good spirits despite a dustbuster related mishap.
they burnt the beans
>>220350506sometimes when i'm remembering an embarrassing moment i blurt out "nigger!" which definitely has the potential to cause further embarrassing moments
>>220350614the serpent consumes its own tail
haven't drank in 9 days and I'm only now starting to feel normal, didn't even drink loads just got pissed every weekend like
my go-to runtslop meal is sausages cut up in a bowl of baked beans
What should i invest in before next week
>>220350654oil
>>220350614Don't fucking say that word it's not nice and hurts people. Really uncessacary
>uncessacary
>>220350697can't help it, it's like a nervous tic
Is it school holidays or something
rape rorke
We're on the telly ladshttps://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1s75i0b/two_best_mates_giving_all_they_have_sutty_and/
To infinityAnd beyond!
>>220350745playing call of duty in real life ass niggas
im an incel that hates women
>>220350771good post
>>220350310literally me
Accorn-Cock Rorke
>>220350812BWC adjustment needed for youx
don’t actually know if I’m making any progress with my language learning
guys u know on windows it gives u the random wallpaper every time how can you keep it on the one it’s on rn?
trying to diet but i can't stop thinking about how easy it would be to go to the shop and buy a shitload of mars bars and scran the lot
>>220350841Vile runtpiggy
so worth it to lose an hour of our weekend for this glorious weather
>>220350853Sunsetberg apparently at 19:46 todayIt lushberg
>>220350812You can only be a femboy if youre under 23 so you might not have much time mate
https://youtu.be/qXnTOzUgDv0?si=PIha2fv_R8P3J7gt
>>220350841doesnt smoking cigs reduce your appetite? do that, and maybe you can double down it by huffing petrol like the abos since i reckon thatll have the same effect as the nicotine
i'm like that 36 year old lad who thinks he looks 17 except i genuinely do and am not delusional
>>220350879>petrollad i'm not made of money
>>220350841Lean is law lean is law lean is law lean is law lean is law lean is law lean is law
>>220350853Toilers always lose
>>220350883Yeah?
Has DTFIC been up all night?
>>220350841you need to fill your time with thingseasy thing to do is to go on really long walks, like 2 hours plus but make sure you have something healthy to eat when you get in
>>220350891you dont need to buy it, just stand around the station and breathe in the fumes
>>220350630Didn't drink for 8 days last week but still felt like shite on the 8th day so said fuck it and drank
If NATO collapses europe is finished
>>220350841>>220350893I successfully lost the ~40lbs that I put on during the covid years by allowing myself to have lots of protein and fats, but limiting carbs. I’ve found that, if you’re going to be starving yourself anyway, protein and fat provide the most satiety per calorie consumed, making the diet relatively easier (whereas you’re hungrier again more quickly if you’re eating a lot of carbs)
clocks changing has messed up my poo times now fucks sake
>>220350908I actually never sleep at all, and just post here 24/7, which is how I’m able to make all leaf posts to /brit/
>>220350934Yeah?
This is actually insane, Chinese people are burying dead relatives in empty apartments because it's cheaper than getting a cemetery plot
>>220350922wonder why that is, were you drinking a lot everyday for years or something? do you smoke?
>>220350933ok
The easiest way to stick to a diet is to just think about horrible it is being a fat cunt in the summer
>>220350933thank you for sharing your brilliant insight with us, now go to bed and never wake up
>>220350954Screaming
right guess it was pretty good then?
Honestly fuck europe
>>220350956I can't drink everyday. I drink on average about every 5 days. Don't smoke
>>220350978Heard it's been very overhyped and isn't that great. One of the weaker RE games.
>>220350949Oh. Have you ever thought about getting help?
>>220350979what did they do?
>>220350978gay rubbish
>>220350981weirdI run and lift so maybe that's why I feel better
>Castillo stated in an interview that she suffered from three incidents of sexual assault that she did not report and therefore were not officially investigated or judicially confirmed: one from an ex-partner, a second by a group of two males at a nightclub, and a third also at a nightclub by a group of three males.[6]>On 4 October 2022, several days after the second group assault, Castillo attempted suicide by jumping from a building.[6] Castillo survived, but the incident left her with irreversible paraplegia, accompanied by chronic physical pain, neurological damage, and severe psychological sufferingSo the 3rd assault happened while she was disabled?
Wish i looked like Arthur Morgan
>>220351018Drunk british tourists did that
>>220351019My Arthur Morgan is fat and has a massive beard
tonights filmography is logan (2017)
phwoar cilla black id give her one
>>220351053Mine has a skin fade and looks like a chad
>>220351074don't like Cilla Black. never got why she was famous. Certainly not for her singing ability
>>220351053>>220351075Bizarre
>alan watts consumed a bottle of vodka a day in his final yearah yes.. finally..the key to enlightenment
>>220351090Ta'ra for now
>>220351092Isn’t it?
>>220351092How so?
wish you could see the horses cocks in rdr2 for full immersion
I just saw a video of a guy in Brussels and it looks very bad there
Who the fuck looked at African and India and thought >yes we need millions of these apes here?
>>220351132The jewdem
>>220351132White feminist bitches
>>220351132Your prime minister apparently
Once got sexually assaulted on a busy trainA girl pushed her arse into me while i was against the wall, was terrified of getting hard in case she freaked out and called me a perv infront of everyoneCouldnt stop it, cock got hard and she moved her arse off me and didnt say anythingIn hindsight quite hot desu
>>220351118>>220351132mental isnt it. leftypol and billionaires have completely fucked it
>>220351106oh to be born rich…
has anyone ever bought from Morrisons on Amazon how does that even work
>>220351132Coalition of Great Replacement fans, and big business tarqs who are the spiritual successors to the slave traders (want to drive down wages by spiking labour supply)
oh i just got it. They called it Rome because they used to rome across the known world
>>220351145She probably didn't even feel your 1inch wonder mate
>>220351132
got hemmies from sitting on the toilet dropping shits like sacks of potatoes for 6 hours a day while on /brit/
>>220351174lol
>>220351169Kek nah she was pressed hard against itDidnt think it was intentional until i told a gf about it later who told me it almost certainly was
>>220351174Whats an identitarian
>>220351197il rorke italiano
And if you hear this song, then go on bend your backGo on bend your knees, baby, shake it to the maxWill the DJ please turn up the bass to the maxPlease just rewind, let me shake it to the max
New?
>>220351220I don't want to talk about it
>>220351249
