What do you mean post examples nigga just go for a walk

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mental that she's got a non-white bf now

wild y’all can’t stop seething over pakistani men. they taken all the white bitches huh lmao

how do I get chav kids to stop booting my door and running off??

>>220357757
no, pakis only marry their own kind

I feel there's a poo on my chest

Always see fit paki girls on tiktok whining because they’re into a white man but they think he won’t convert for them
Such a strange religion

>>220357757
You’re so desperate for attention how pathetic

9 days without boozeberg feeling peng

>>220357790
Yeah but they still knock up English girls
English boys only knock up their spunky socks in their smelly bedrooms

Got the tunes on x
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hfLDT1Sp98
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2hLFkWPq_Y
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0MMqKBbyw

>>220357837
they can only rape english girls, none of them will sleep with them voluntarily

>>220357743
i want to see if what you're talking about is the same as what i'm thinking of

>>220357790
>>220357861
Did you have to take the bait?
You should really know by now to never reply to a yank.

>>220357861
LMAO Timmy y’all know that ain’t f*ckin true

>>220357861
It usually starts with a white girl voluntarily dating a Paki, who then introduces her to his cousins and uncles

>>220357909
Pakis call it the Lover Boy technique

>>220357909
Does whoring out their gf to fat older men increase their izzat score?

All of you are so retarded that you regularly fall for bait despite posting here daily for the better part of a decade

>>220357820
Nobody believes that. England has always had a reputation for openness and a degree of licentiousness, but what we see today is far beyond the women of the 15th, 17th or 19th centuries. Looks-wise, British women see Pakistani men as akin to Turks or Italians, just another example of handsome, well-groomed men with dark skin, defined beards and perfect black hair. Most of these men know the importance of family, faith and culture, rather than obsessing over foreigners like the English, so for them the English girls are just toys to play with until their parents arrange a marriage. This is the great frustration for English men, and other Western men to some extent, as the best of them are having to compete with every other races' finest for ten or fifteen years, only with the drawback of having to eventually settle down and have kids with the most whorish of them rather than retreating into a more conservative community to find a virgin wife.

>>220357939
genuinely baffling how thick some people are

>>220357939
It's all one guy samefagging

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shes right

>>220357939
Oftentimes I know it's bait, but I like to give a reply anyway

>>220357861
You can argue about statutory rape applying in some cases, but ask yourself why 99% of Pakistani women - no matter how old, ugly or stupid - look with disdain at the English, whilst English girls see a Paki in a puffer jacket and a pair of knock-off Adidas trainers as an ideal one-night stand so long as he gets his cousin to give them a free bag of chips

mmmm horse dick

>>220358013
can't believe they banned r/horsedildo

>>220358019
r/baddragon is still up

>>220357948
This is much better bait than the twaddle I was writing very impressive

Does Paki grooming still work on savvy Gen Zs?
I thought it only worked on retarded Gen X and Millennials

>>220358044
There are roaming pakistani grooming gangs out, RIGHT NOW, in all of england and scotland targetting WHITE girls

any movie recs just watched logan (2017)

dont really care if foids get raped
the bad thing is the demographic change

>>220358061
In Ireland too and blacks and Brazilians seducing white girls

earth but its like 100 million white people and machines do all the menial biomass jobs

*stands up on stage*
*takes a deep breath*
I HATE NI-
*gets tackled off stage by security*

nah fuck ireland fr

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>>220358065

imagine leftypols face when he finally gets rid of whites and then jeets genetically engineer themselves to be white lmfao

australian horror movie idea: bogan (2017)

thinking about my gf again

She said destroy in black New York

>>220358065
are all those ghetto gestures to signal she's into black guys?

just got back to my flat and saw my black flatmate in the kitchen
was going to go in and make food but she's so fucking awkward and says nothing, i have to drive the whole conversation

I got paint on the inside of my eyelid what should I do should I just leave it because it dried

>>220358131
dont watch short form content
sleep loads
dont double screen
sit in silence often
switch off often
do eat lots of sugar and smoke
not cognitively lazy
barely use AI at all

my brain is in near-mint condition

>>220358148
Is she hot

>>220358148
>flatmates
are you in your early twenties and a student?

>>220358148
does she smell like boiled cabbage and ammonia

>>220358148
ok

gas man was meant to come "this afternoon"
at what point is he taking the piss

>>220358148
she can smell the chud on you

>>220358156
>my brain is in near-mint condition
because it was never used?

>>220358148
fucking hate people like that
i'm not exactly sociable but i can hold a conversation if the other person is even slightly interested

>>220358161
he said she's black so clearly the answer is no

>>220358182
DONE

HE'S DONE

BLOW THE WHISTLE

>>220358176
>gas man
didnt realise we were rolling out assisted dying already
safe travels lad x

any movie recomenndations lads

>>220358182
well that's him done

>>220358205
yeah loads

>>220358161
no
>>220358172
yes
>>220358177
nah she's more a chud than me
>>220358185
she's so fucking annoying
doesn't know how to use the latch on her door either so she's always rattling her keys

>>220358182
yeah done me tbf

>>220358218
cheers *fucking slithers up your arse and rapes you*

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>>220358205
Small Soldiers

Fucking hell lads
Didn’t poo for two days, chugged an energy drink and my arsehole was literally pulsating as I ran to the loo
Threw off all my clothes and sat on the bog and curled out a HUGE log of shit into the toilet
Blood streaming from my arse
Lushingtons x

>>220358205
tangled or frozen

>>220358131
i do all of these

All I had was me undies on

>>220358243
it's all fun and games until you for the the pre-wipe flush and still block the bog

>>220358205
Caligula

it's funny how we get naked to shit

>>220358257
you need to break it up a bit before the pre-wipe flush
and put some serious power on the flush handle

>>220358266
nigga from WALL-E

>>220358243
raped by your own poo

>>220358266
Baymax unlocked a new skin

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Farinaso

whinnying

>>220358262
That’s serious business
Getting naked is when you already know it’s gonna be a big one

>>220358243
If I were you, I wouldn't put that on my bumble profile

ever had a log so long that most of it is sticking out of the water?

>>220358284
>break it up a bit
how exactly?

shag a prossie or not, ill let fate decide

Anyone else been in an acute/forensic psych ward? One time I woke up and some patient was digging their finger in my eye

>>220358284
>pre-wipe flush

I just throw the paper in with the shit and flush

>>220358353
with your hands

>>220358347
Yeah but then I pipe it into tail

>>220358311
yeah you get naked when you know it's about to go down

>>220358366
Yes but nothing like that happened i just did colouring and played with blocks

Any early bloomers who stoppee growing in height ridiculously early?

autistic black people make animations of cartoon characters dancing to rap music
>>220358398
how old were you

>>220358381
er

>>220358398
Another patient threw boiling water with sweetener powder in it at a worker

Percevejo

>the british guy pronounces it "shedule
i can't

>>220358420
Late bloomer, me. 5ft at 13 and 6ft by 18. I didn't really start growing till I was 15-16.

It's mad how you only start to feel the need to take shit a few minutes before you go and a massive poo comes out

>>>/tv/219129604

good God yall

>>220358420
Yes, hated how my friends suddenly caught up, then a year later completely mogged me

Another guy at the psych ward whipped his dick out and started pissing on patients

just had leftypol knocking on my door campaigning for the greens in local elections. told him I was voting for reform and he was seething lool. as if I'm even going to get out of bed to vote

Why have you all been in a nut house
Fucking mentalists

>>220358466
i was still the shortest in my class at 16 but i kept growing until i was about 21 and am now taller than most of them

WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO

>>220358530
Criminal damage and GBH(it was self defence)

>>220358530
Excuse me, ive never been in the nut house. Just drug rehab.

>>220358465
that's how it should be said in the uk
it's correct in american english to pronounce it sked-jule, but if a british person says it that way, i immediately assume they're uneducated

can one of you little neeks go and buy me a tiramisu

>>220358422
I’ve been admitted several times in my life
But that time i was 24

>Conpany is built around customers and their happiness so they spend money with your company
>hire foreigners who are fucking retards as your customer service

Smart

>>220358543
How tall were you at 16 and at the age when you finished growing, and does it correlate with your parents' heights?

>>220358651
and you were just allowed to colour and play with toys?

>>220358655
All businesses should look at how to cut expenses regardless of service

>>220358504
At what age did you stop growing? For me it was like 15. Used to mog everyone now I'm just average

>>220358655
not racist, but when the energy company hired africans for their phone people. it was a bit difficult, let’s just say that

>>220358597
Good bands those

>>220358664
Well mostly
I had to do other things too but basically yeah
Quite fun
I didn’t actually play with toys but the colouring is real and mostly comes from the nhs being shit

Not racist but I hate people according to the colour of their skin.

I can understand Indian call centre workers pretty well desu. There might be one or two instances when I have to ask them to repeat themselves, but I always understand the second time

If I call a company and someone answers with an accent I hang up, if I call back two more times and hear two more foreign accents I simply cancel and service or business dealings I have with that company

>>220358739
lol kahteem

Anybody else with cluster b personality disorders ITT?
where are my aspd bros at

>>220358760
what if it’s irish or northern

>>220358748
Sound just like your parents do they?

I have bipolar but they couldn’t diagnose it properly til I turned 18 so they just had to section me because of the other shit my bipolar made me do

love the race to the bottom of enshittification due to late stage capitalism

POMFA (pooing out my fucking arse)

>>220358760
If they have foreign accents it means they're not in the UK
Prefer that to a rubber-lipped, WFH nog in the UK, whose spoken English is just as unpleasant but in a different way

destroy the world

toshiko from torchwood sex arse

>>220358660
i was probably about 5'3 when i was 16 though i dont remember
i was 6'0 when i last checked

my mum is about 5'2 and my dad is 6'5

>>220358804
what does bipolar mean?

>>220358839
how tall was the milkman ahaha

>>220358847
Think it’s where you like knobs and fanny

>>220358847
Means you'd shag polar bears

>>220358805
Britain is a socialist country

>>220358886
The top one looks like that fluoride stare pic

Currently baking a poo at 37C for 4 hours

>>220358839
blimey
did you still look and feel like a child when you were 16? i already looked mature at 14

>>220358886
continuously blown away with how bad the costumes and casting are
makes you appreciate hackson more

>>220358847
something about magnets i believe

>>220358941
They’re making a movie now about Sam’s daughter

>>220358928
How's that allowed then

>>220358940
yes and it gave me an inferiority complex and self-loathing that remains with me to this very day

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>>220358958
What's her story?

>>220358928
what the fuck is that monstrosity

>>220358729
lucky
id love to colour and play with blocks all day how do i get admitted
i actually have a ptsd diagnosis i think i could get into a psyche ward quite easily desu

It’s kinda scary that I’m properly Broadmoor level mentally ill and probably a danger to myself and others but since I’m kinda good looking and charming and not a spaz they never keep me in hospital and I just go through life waiting to explode

Scary stuff innit

>>220358958
why do you keep posting this lie

>>220359008
yeah settle down patrick masturbateman

>>220359003
You have to have a proper mental breakdown
Not like the ones here where someone just tantrums for a few hours
Like proper suicidal, self destructive

mad how gays like knobs even though they've got a knob of their own

>>220359008
they only send you to hospital if you act crazy or threaten to harm yourself or others

>>220358886
mad how they spent a billion quid on this and it looks like this

>>220359064
kek true
and mad how lesbians are the equivalent of straight women who date men with micropenises, and yet it doesn't bother the lesbian

>>220359064
they look nicer than minges though tbf

>>220359008
>Broadmoor

What is that? Arkham Asylum in the english version of batman?

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Rorke’s rizz

keep that dick in

>>220359063
if i threaten to kill myself can i get in?

>>220359024
CRYING>>220358886

>>220358886
It never looks good when they push the diversity element

>>220358886
mad that it's just reflecting what society looks like today

>>220359189
no not really, need an attempt

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>>220358886

>>220359235
fucks sake shouldnt have to stand on the edge of a bridge just to play building blocks all day

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>>220359230
makes you wonder what happened to all the black elves and chief shitting bull by the time of the jackson movies

were they genocided like dumbledore did to the black and tranny students/teachers in hogwarts?b

dunno if my barbers is open this week i could do with a trim

some proper fitties about today

>>220359274
why would it not be open?

>>220359264
It’s not a fun environment, the nurses will look at you like scum as you are what causes them work and the other patients are spackers

>>220359241
>>220359243
what a dog shit file format .gif is

>>220359306
i could make it fun

TIL about the white Australia policy, which was a set of racial policies that aimed to forbid people of non-European ethnic origins – primarily Asians - from immigrating to Australia. It lasted from 1901 before being disbanded in 1973. At its peak Australia was 99.4 percent white in 1961.

mum's just asked if I'm watching anything new and then followed it up with "that has real people in it I mean"
can't believe she's done me like this

>>220359304
might've gone away for easter

>>220359003
>i actually have a ptsd diagnosis
what happened

Toil done
Off home
Should have brought a hat or a hood as there's rain on the air

>>220359360
did an online test

Currently playing some crimson desert

chris moyles has just been sacked from radio 2

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>>220359274
just buy one of these and do it yourself. you can give yourself a long buzz cut if you prefer, it doesn't have to be very short. this device is actually quite enjoyable to use.

still scream when i remember the tranny character in that harry potter game was called amanda stillman

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black could be anywhere

>>220359327
and now white australian men fight each other to get a chinky gf. lol!

>>220359374
for noncing?

>>220359388
what film is this?
you can see its lip

>>220359327
why wasn't australia pumping out scientific breakthroughs then?

>>220359360
mum used to scream at me for hours about how she wished i was never here and how worthless i was and would hit me and i cant talk to people anymore because she is right

Not sure what to have for tea

hi

>>220359433
How about fucking tea, it's in the word

>>220359432
:(
what about your dad

I was raped by my mum and dad as a child

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>>220359432

sitting here just chuckling away to myself like a freak

My mum and dad used to fight a bit but aside from that my upbringing was good and I have no trauma

>>220359379
bought a wahl in lidl not long before the first convid lockdown, it looked like shit

>>220359460
Was this post too good for /eire/?

why do northerners insist on calling dinner 'tea'? not only is that the name of a beverage, but it also makes the meal sound less significant and more like a light snack

>>220359530
We do it just to annoy you specifically mate, sorry about that

https://youtu.be/XZtDKEu7oTM

might celebrate diversity

>>220359465
wetwipe who just went along with what my mum was saying
just remember when my mum was drunk at a restaurant and was talking loudly about how she wouldve aborted me if she knew how id be and that i was retarded and people started looking and my dad said he couldnt deal with this and left w

Probably just gonna do burritos but I don't really have any cheese or stuff to put in them
Just sriracha

>>220359530
don't know but i've heard you can have tea and dinner where tea is like small meal after lunch but before dinner which is quite late
almost like eating a starter before a main or something

>>220359598
Sounds like you never had much of a chance with parents like that

>>220359598
probably the grimmest thing i've read all week
sorry mate

>>220359623
Some people use dinner and tea interchangeably but some people use dinner in place of lunch

>>220359530
bet you call it supper

>>220359596
meh

>>220359530
the evening meal was always called tea and it was southern poofs who changed their usage to dinner

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Just had a shot that came out like a cheap dog food. Was steaming away too, don’t often see that. Nearly half a roll to wipe it. I still feel a little uncomfortable in my tummy. Think there are darker horrors awaiting me.

There’s a lot of these Australian domestic violence ads
https://youtu.be/mxiZ04_Mq6w

>>220359576
she spilled my coffee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAGj3N-775s

rarely click on the youtube links but i hover over the link to see the thumbnail about half the time

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>>220359525
the cordless ones are a doddle to use and give you a perfect buzzcut in any length you want. i wouldn't attempt anything more advanced than a buzzcut, though. that's when you need a professional.

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just ate an entire tiramisu and two dubai chocolate pot things

>>220359686
don't believe you

>>220359598
Why didn’t you just tell her to go fuck herself and that she’s a crazy bitch

>>220359431
because their population was the size of New Jersey, and they still came up with stuff like the blackbox, the ultrasound scanner, the Cochlear implant, Foster's, etc

The Japanese are making fun of our food on X…

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About time

>>220359781
irish diaspora fare

funny how the windrush ship was built by the nazis

I’m in bed and I’m farting in it

>>220359780
As well they might

>>220359798
burst out laughing at this

sup retards

>>220359821
Youre in bed but you're farting on it? How does that work

https://youtu.be/iCCt-Bo07oc

Smells a bit like the seaside in the air but I'm in the west riding of Yorkshire some 70 miles from the nearest coastline

>>220359626
yh cant talk to people have no motivation stuck mentally as a child fuck everything just want to mooch off the state and play with blocks everyday x
>>220359637
well i dont think its that traumatic but wasnt very nice but i didnt cry so i felt quite proud at the time

whys this captcha so retarded nowadays lads

The entire Windrush Generation imports, which spanned 25 years, total ~450,000 people. Not per year over those 25 years, total. That is the total figure that came to the UK as part of that cohort within those 25 years.

These days we take in ~950,000 of the finest Bantu Africans every year. Year after year after year. Every 365 days.

>>220359780
Every Jap I've spoken to that has been to the UK said they liked the food, especially Greggs and supermarket bakeries.

I use a lot of facial tissues. I use them to wipe my face, my neck, the inside of my ears, etc

Seasidemark… come home

>>220359864
Can't say I've noticed

Here’s one from Poo Peeland
https://youtu.be/x_hB6lidwdU

>>220359885
I’ll wipe your botty

>>220359877
Two wrongs don't make a right

>>220359883
they’re probably being polite

Off to hell, want owt?

>Treasury Secretary Bessent says the US will take control of the Strait of Hormuz through escorts: "There will be freedom of navigation."

Thank you based Trump. There wasn't freedom of navigation before the Iran war.

why is he talking to himself

>>220359954
succubus

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This bloke's obviously gone very short with no guard, but you can choose any comb size you want and even do a number 9 buzz lol

>>220359961
what's escortmong make of this?

Mrs is making omurice for tea

>take control through escorts
sorry, what?

>>220359961
send in the escorts!

>>220359877
based

So was Scott Mills a nonce or what

adultwork battalion

>>220360027
Domestic violence against his boyfriend 10 years ago

JD Vance has appeared for the first time in months just to say he believes UFOs are real and in fact are biblical demons

How old will these escorts be?

tsuma is making omuraisu for bangohan

good friday this week

Scranning a carbonara buldak ramen I bought on TikTok Shop

They are rather lush lads I must say even though anusberg is going to be fuming at me tomorrow morning

>>220360074
yeah? and that’s “good” is it? what’s “good” about it?

chisora v wilder
who's winning?

had a performance issue on my computer thats been annoying me for months and it took about 45 minutes to fix ffs should have done it earlier

Execute every gooner. Nobody cares that you're addicted to porn and masturbating.

wilder? i hardly knew her

>>220360107
uh oh low test soyfreak meltdown !!

any county flag lads still about

>>220360099
the bigger blacker guy

>>220360134
Your porn addiction isn't a positive trait

Weird how the UK basically created tons of fashion and people dressed differently and listened to other kinds of music
Nowadays you’re expected to wear the same shit as everyone else and listen to the same music

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Alright lads I'm back

Greetings from London

I love England so much it's unreal

every friday is a good friday

fuck toilberg

>>220360140
yea i got a country flag what u need

2 hour long Binding of Isaac run thrown there by accident. oopsies x

>>220360161
willies haha

>>220360169
where is bucks its very important

>>220360140
Yeah there’s plenty left
Wait til carlybender gets home from work

just had a look through this thread and it's pretty fucking awful !!
try and improve things for the new please !!

>>220360180
if your willy looks like that m8 then go to the doctor

>>220360154
lil bro has very strong opinions about my masturbation habits loool

>>220360190
in my arse

>>220360176
Grow up

>>220360161
love the windrush light shadows haha

>>220360176
how about you do a 20 minute jog, fat boy

was chilling out but then the builder came round to do some unannounced work to save time tomorrow and now my chillax metre has fucking plumetted

>>220360191
who the fuck is carlybender

>>220360244
laying down some pipe is he?

chappell roan was born in willard

Got some thoughts in my mind

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go on then keep being mean to me. see what happens when i let out my dark side

>>220360244
have a beer and offer him one

will not lie to you lads this captcha is really difficult and makes posting on the chon incredibly frustrating and i WILL NOT give japanese moot any money to resolve this issue

>>220360276
s

millennial males in the 00s had no discernible hairstyle. they just had regular, short haircuts (gel optional)
of course you had your subcultures like goths, but i'm talking about the mainstream

>>220360295
it’s not difficult

i'm a neek
im a greebo

>>220360303
what else do you and your hairdresser boyfriend talk about?

>>220360328
>>220360328

>>220360332
>>220360332
>>220360332

Milennials and boomers are the one generation that literally ALL the rest of the generations hate

>>220360303
haven't normal people always had normal hair

>>220359972
You can do it with a normal trimmer that dont contour to that wogs head.