djungelberg edition
Things Croydon is better at than Dubai:1. Caribbean food2. No influencers3. Not being attacked by missiles
>>220360328women love they dunkelberg or whatever it's called
>"I was sexually assaulted on a crowded London bus, nobody helped me and some even filmed."
>>220360351i hope normtards get hit with missiles and DIE
any /craven/ lads remaining or na
got a haircut today and it looks like shit might kms lowkey
this type of haircut was the early 00s equivalent of the broccoli cut
notgoing to lie climbing looks easy as fuck i could walk into a climbing gym and do 90% of it no problem
i wish i had a bottle of voddywould get smashed if i did
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP/WTA Tennis on Sky sports Tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220360351Croydon is gentrifying nicely desu had a look at some flats there last week and was quite tempted I’m ngl
>>220360328got scrot rot again. my own fault for not showering for 6 days.
>>220360401i read problem as protein
>>220360397it's good because it accentuates an intact hairline
is gentrification a bad thing if it's blacks that are getting kicked out
Could Timmy even handle this?
>>220360415timothy
>>220360419alri cleanshirt
>>220360451that's basedification
>>220360415shite glasses, belly protruding (very disrespectful), nappy undoubtedly shat
when the skin on your foot is peeling so you get loads of yummy #footsnacks
>>220360270was just shaving the wall ready for painting tomorrowbloke didn't realise i was aboutwalzed on in whistling like a whimsical little wanker he did>>220360290nah old fella was in & outhe looked like 70 or soprobably gone home to watch corrie >>220360419no idea why people oppose gentrificationrough areas going good? good.i do oppose things like:city wankers buying up the countryside for empty holiday letsrough people going to good areas
lads i've got something to admiti posted timothy a letter in like 2017 with cut out words and a semi-threatening message and it's on one of his videos and he reported it to the police
it's...fode !!
>>220360456Mental how white women are literally evolving to block timmies with their swc from even coming close to their fannies
>>220360495I'm Marcus Hausen
>>220360509very medieval looking guy
would you fuck a fit neanderthal?
>>220360488>gentrifying is good>as long as it’s not in the countrysidelol get fucked I’ll buy property whenever I want
i'm the only white guy in my neighborhood and no one really cares too much, everyone's just trying to go about their lives
Got some edibles ladsThey’re skittles 20mg
>>2203603514. isnt in a retarded muslim dumpster hellhole.... hold on im finishing.... thats in the desert at least
oh yeah someone wanted the young tim picture earlier
>>220360525nonceaboo
>>220360543i think i watched this once but i dont remember
>>220360556i want some drugshow do i get drugs
>>220360415how did he get that scar on his cheek?
>>220360564Damn. depressing how a person can fall so far.
soy monkey
>>220360573I can give you one of mine if you suck me off?
My aunt is going to hospice lads
>>220360614no thank youim not gay
>>220360589sc
>>220360415does tim have ascites?
>>220360509Sublime pass to Eze
Right. Im going to sportsdirect after this song.Wish me luck lads.
so this is rorke
>>220360615sorry to hear that bud. my gf works in hospice care and idk how she does it. takes an entirely different sort of brain to do that job
>>220360620Ah. Okay then. I got mine from a vape shop near me. Seems he’s importing them.
used to be a janny in 2016 lads ama
What you listening to these days?
crosta mollica in the ovengonna enjoy it, maybe have a goon later
>>220360615Sorry to hear that mate. We will all go one day.
Getting this evening's Rob Ager aka Collative Learning
Being on the dole is Nietzschean btw
>>220360653the gay porn orchestra
I have ocd and there is one thought that I can't take anymore. I want to dive heads first of the dunes of Dover.
>>220360653Just listen to the same 30 or so songs on repeat
>>220360640why does my penis hurt soetimes
I just do a number 3 guard all overdon't think there's anything wrong with that. yeah
tom scott trying not to seem like an autistic freak around metal workers
He must be stopped
>>220360615why'd you send her there, now you won't get any inheritance
>>220360683do you milk it too much
>>220360564is this hood graduation thing something they do in america?
>>220360532would love to fuck a primitive hominid
>>220360555um...
>>220360632
>>220360689>Celtic Christian missionary sharing the gospel with Anglo-Saxon
>>220360683dunno mate ask steve erwin you aussie spastic
>>220360689not a 'freak' though is he
tried to post a gif but the file was too large so i'm not going to post it now
>hood graduationwhen you can cook a perfect crack cocaine rock
>>220360726yea but that’s a bunch of sheniquas twerkin they ass
little donkey doing tippytaps mp4
I am the most autistic poster in /brit/ by far!
craving a kebabneed protein, you see
>>220360689imagine they held him down and bummed him lol
>>220360680What is the thought?
>>220360726no i thought he was just being silly
mad one tonight x
>>220360774i wish i had a kebab and some chips
cheddarman sex arse out for delivery, fucking buzzing
>>220360760s
>>220360689Tom is a shagger matepipe down
>>220360689his arm is the size of his leg
>>220360797It's a fucking Monday you wastrel
>First ever 3D mapping of clitoris leads to new knowledgeRorke still denying they exist
he's posting his X screenshots again
>>220360806it got to be done ladwe've earnt it
>>220360789*points with enthusiastic recognition*RORKE! RORKE! RORKE!
>>220360815yanks rolling up to the thread to give their dogshit political take
>>220360773no you're not cunt
>>220360789there he is rorke in the flesh
>>220360654Top pizzas those
catberg getting on my nerves
the tale of gaz's missing sausage
>>220360797he's going to get himself kicked out of the home
pet batberg has slept for the last 3 days straight
fuck this stupid fucking captcha i'm gonna LOSE MY SHIT
>>220360859why've you got a bet patberg
in the south park movie where stan finds the clitoris I thought it was supposed to be a nipple haha
>>220360859get him housed in a purpose built shelter costing the council 500 thousand pounds
>>220360859not allowed to own bats as pets mate. i’m calling the woke police
>>220360859get him turned into soup and scranned
early bed tonight i thinkthe only query is when i'm going to eat and what i'm going to eat
why is it fucking freezing
anyone here seen project hail mary haha
I'm the clit commander
reyt then i'm on the hunt for a kebab and chips to raise my spirits
>>220360863stay on the same ip for a bit and it gives you the easy shape ones instead of the mossad training ones
>>220360848proper goodgonna tuck in, famished i amgotta try not to burn me mouth mind
>>220360855literally the pengest tranny on the planet
>>220360904And what drink will you be washing that down with?
>>220360893global wokeing
>>220360855whole board used to be obsessed with her back in 2023
>>220360925i'm think a delectable fruity numberx
>>220360855 got himself bogged and disappeared
>>220360573look ill tell you it straight mate"mate"'mate'get tor, get kleopatra, go on tor taxi, hit up the hubfigure it out
>>220360915she is fit but her cock's too small
Looking at a thread on Reddit where lots of people are like "breaking up is so horrible, it really affects your mental health, it's probably the worst thing ever"Meanwhile in the real world you have people who have had no relationship ever, or people with serious health issues (including drug/alcohol dependency), and people who are homeless, etcIf a break up is your worst problem then you are a spoiled first world cunt and you should shut the fuck up
>>220360930
>>220360534just not in my backyard mate
post picutres of peng kebab scran plz
Why aren't Israeli troops joining the Yank troops in the invasion of Iran?
>>220360978kys
Bloke who owns the paki shop said my hairline was looking a lot better completely unpromptedMaybe all the fasting in Lent actually helpedWho knows
>>220360967there's people who've never had a crosta mollica 'za
>>220360859i mean don't keep bats as petsobviously
>Bloke who owns the paki shop said my hairline was looking a lot better completely unprompted>Maybe all the fasting in Lent actually helped>Who knows
my feet are cold so i'm going to put some socks on
#inspirationalquotes
>>220360954wouldn't make sense for her cock to be big
>>220360967love posts like these a sobering little glimpse into a sad, lonely, mentally ill life nice little reminder that things could always be worse
>her
>>220361019they're calling it the brownest post of all time
>>220361003It was the worst thing I ever dealt with when I was 16Little did I know how bad shit would get
>>220360954coward
Killed an Irishman in 2007 (self-defense)
Apparently Universe Beyond are going to be doing Reform magic the gathering cards
taking my vitamins x
Still mental that people legitimately use the phrase 'her penis', not as a joke.
Taking the pet nigger for a walk
>>220361019rorke on the left leftypol on the right
>>220361022Your attitude is just like their attitude"Wahhhhh you've got to have sympathy for me because I broke up with my partner, we should all be empathetic for people who have problems... ew is that a homeless person? Disgusting, get away from me you freak"
>>220361086Be quiet Rorke
>>220361086how is that mental
>>220361088
What cheese pairs well with salmon
>>220360815
>>220361088screemm
>>220361097see >>220361022
koalas are strange little fuckers aren't they
her thick juicy feminine penis
if i could make futanari real, you know i bloody well wood
>>220360954you'll never be a woman btw
her princess wand between her legs
>>220361131trans women lad
>>220361088clobbering
>>220361114I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of people like you. You cry and plead for sympathy, which you think you deserve, yet you will have no sympathy for people in far worse situationsThere are so many idiots these days who just have no awareness of the world outside their little bubble
>>220361138you'll never have sex with a woman btw
>>220360967tbf i went on a deep alcohol and cocaine addition after my first ever breakup hehe then i moved to australia and im still here after 3 years absolutely lost the plot haha
>>220361088wheeze
chop a bit of veg i think
mental how dorian yates has suffered seemingly no ill consewuences of his mass monster days
Hey cornwall. I would love to chain you to a radiator and fuck your arse til you squeal
remembering when i lived on my own and would eat those massive chicago town 'zas and tesco cookies when they were 5 for £1, was my lowest point i reckon
>>220361138ffs rorke he's obviously a tranny shagger not a tranny himself red the room mate
>>220361161project on snorelord
>>220361144not the samenot the same and you know itwoke doesn't like it one bitbut its the truth and i stand by itthe natives of GREAT britain want women born with cocksnone of this dysphoria muck
>>220361172he’s a holocaust denier
>>220361159see >>220361022
bring back the tasteful pubic hair of 80s horror films
taking your date to a "manga cafe" and eating cup noodlesbizarre ad
am i british lads
>red the room mate
Watering my moss ball
>>22036120210000000000000% wholeheartedly agree actually but they're the closest we've got
>>220361203he is indeed
>>220361097It's a sign of poor emotional regulationThing is, there are plenty of breakups where one partner is wronged, betrayed, blindsided, and has a right to feel angry and hurt, it's just not legally or culturally recognised anymore, and you can't just say people are idiots making bad decisions, as it doesn't sell pop songs, so the slop industries pretend every emotion is worthy of being fed and attended to to the same advanced degree
>>220361226to be fair on my first date with the gf we shared a pot noodle and a chocolate orange
>>220361086Yeah. The world's gone mad.
tried buldak 3x spicy was shitting water for days after
>>220361234oop gnimaercs
Smearing poo on my bum
>>220361198
>>220361226Best Timmy could do
>>220361265why x
>>220361165LADS CAN YOU PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I DESIRE IT DEEPLY
off to Andy's Man Club got any good memes to share?
Chinese takeaway night tonight, get in! Also won't be paying as it's my mum's wife's turn to pay.
put 30% of the male population on estrogen from day 1 and base it on how feminine their father looked when he was young.
av not had a job since 2013 and i get over 2 grand a month in bennies
>>220361288Why not?
>>220361289*rapes you apart*
>>220361140I hate this term because it's so juvenile and childish, feels very noncey almost for grown men to say this about penisesThis sort of thing is common with similar terms, such as femboy and girlcock, tgirl, etc. Always boy and girl, never man and woman.
>Best Timmy could do
i'm distraught
>>220361308Honest question, how do you manage to stay under 6k savings? Presumably you have your housing paid for too.
>>220361198>>220361268
>>220361140um?
>>220361307well thats birdberg done in then
this is me browsing /brit/
Best Timmy could do
rorke, for a change, looking up femman porn instead
would love to get milked and my arsehole tongued to completion
You ever tried squirrel meat?
>>220361365kek
>>220361343>how do you manage to stay under 6k savings?cash lol lmao
scared im going to get hit by a car or av a heart attack or something and my family go through my pc and find the bradley walsh anus gape images
feel a bit rough and flushed after the crosta mollicajust cant win can i
>>220361384you take out cash, yesthen what do you do with it?
>>220361398
>>220361391
>>220361343spent it all on crack cocaine
>>220361384Are Tim's parents alive?>>220361398>filled another oneWhat did he fill?
post your favourite bradley pic
>>220361411spend it all on crack cocaine
>>220361398really dont want to know what he meant by this
>>220361446fuckig howl
where's the australian general 4chan.org/integer thread lads
>>220361439Piss gourd that they give you in hospital if you’re incontinent
Ruby Granger wank on the cards tonight I think x
Apparently tim used to post vids of himself wanking, surely that was just /brit/ rubbing my leg....surely?.....
>>220361483ascuiyn
Big fan of the Australian who makes like 10 different edits of Bradders per day
>>220361508dunno about videos but he's post pictures of himself with a spaffy willard
>>220361508You're from sainsbury's aren't you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH0XZ1LDOtM
>>220361508Swear there was a few videos of him naked but not sure about the wanking x
>>220361508no just standing here with his cock out
>>220361528
>>220361508i still have a picture of his cum dripping cock on my computer
move over seasideMARKspaki's latest obsession is tim
>>220361483LOL
>>220361556its brittney walsh now <3
>>220361479>>220361479https://www.zara.com/uk/en/kids-girl-underwear-underwear-l1491.html
went out for a walk today x
>>220361565UM x
>>220361556screaming
want bennies
>>220361483sc
anyone got tims youtube i want to find something lads
anyone got that really well composed pic of tim giving the camera an evil look and his eyes are perfectly reflected in the metal drawer handle
>>220361584Err
>>220361599alri frankie
>>220361599samesick to bastard death of toil
>>220361592
>>220361365
Just seen a young paki couple entering their homeFirst paki’s living in my area that I’ve seen in my 26 years of lifeSafe to say I’m livid
>>220361556squealing
Reading up on the Hiberno English influence on Jamaican Patois
>>220361650whos that rapeable twink
Shame that a court order was made to delete all of Tim’s old youtube contentThe raw “you’re from the sainsbury’s aren’t you?” Video seems to be lost
eating some quality streets from Christmas I don't see a best before date so that must mean they're fine forever probably
>>220361654where?
>>220361654Will be a paki area in five years
>>220361682some PoS who stalked Tim and made him get sectionedhttps://www.youtube.com/@kaneisnotgood
>>220361695Pakistan
>>220361686saves me a headache in the future ladi posted letters to him
>>220361654What weird right is I wouldn't wanna live in an all paki area so why do they want of live in an all white area?Really dont get that
>>220361681
>>220361720screang
>>220361722faceblind idiot
>>220361733ocd
>>220361692Hong Konger wedding in the background
i should have been born as a 70 iq woman and just shat out 5x retarded spacker children then i would deserve free money according to lord starmer
>>220361686there's an unlisted version still up i think
>>220361750fuck off Kane you sad cunt
got bollocked at jobcentre for something that'll take at most 20 seconds to fixoh well at least I have a week to do it x
>>220361692i was stood in that exact location on Saturday. mental
>>220360366mad how women genuinely expect us to get involved
>>220361733Black pussy CHANGED O'Rourke
sqeln
>>220361692looking like dave from mystic river
>>220361782its oxford bender on the left you utter imbecile. how embarrassing for you
>>220361784Did you strike a similar pose
*flies past*
off to buy some BOOZe then im going to drink it all so fuck off
LADS i've seriously lost my touch at getting (You)s, i dunno what to do anymore
>>220226988>>220226988>>220226988NEW
220361855dunno
>>220361855unc is washed :sob: :withered_rose:
>>220361883>>220361883>>220361883
NEW>>220361891>>220361891>>220361891
poo
now youve gone and done it
