Braley'd another one edish
>>220361883you're from taskmaster arent you
maisie
>Braley'd
mad how stupid women are
doing key bumps of bbq shape dust
duke's place in marlow, duke's place in marlow, coming round the corner...
any lads here play fivem
Tim as an extra in a music video @01:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
rorke posting this and then not doing any of it
>>220361247>so the slop industries pretend every emotion is worthy of being fed and attended to to the same advanced degreeUnless you're homeless of course, in which case you won't have money to spend on slop, and therefore slop industry CEOs couldn't give a shit about your plight.>>220361210You're a moron
>>220362005he had a whole acting career ahead of him until the schizophrenia took him. scary.
Ultra mega chicken
>>220362032I drink white monster
reminder lads to pray to the Lord Jesus Christ
why can't Mousey just be nice for a day
>>220362005>Kith Chath
>>220362032cannot stand the soulless faggot spastic nigger fucks who earnestly act like thisniggas will be 26 and a half years old with a personality they downloaded from instagram reels. the jews are 100% right about goyim
>>220362087good post
Yummy
hi
>>220362114who hurt you bro??
im fine
You're from Grove Street, aren't you?
>>220362114
nigga talm bout some hi
>>220362104don't think skittles sells that.
>>220361652corr
>>220362104love the excited dude weed warning
>>220362149vile harlot
>>220362139they taste like skittles
need a hot goth gf
destroy the entire world
3 hours of mental health training tomorrow lads. It's on teams so may need to keep the cam off and shut my eyes, if you catch my drift ;:^)
Rorke coming in second in a rorke look-alike contest
Imagine what Rorke would say if he was here
kill everyone ever
Flightless birds are frightening
>>220362189>if you catch my driftI don't could you explain
shall reply with screaming to a random post in the next hour, see if you can guess which one is methe winner gets nothing
>>220362220*touches your heart*rorke's hererorke will always be hereas long as we remember
pakistani women just really do something for me.they're a little bit white than indians, the usually have stronger facial features. but they're still brown, and i love brown women.
>>220362189office toilers dont know how good they have it
>>220362262Do you any Irish blood?
it's over
>Flightless birds are birds that cannot fly, as they have, through evolution, lost the ability. There are over 60 species, including the well-known ratites (ostriches (Struthio), emus (Dromaius), cassowaries (Casuarius), rheas, and kiwis (Apteryx)) and penguins (Sphenisciformes).
>>220362285speak english you fucking vantablack jungle ape
Any Wimbledon men in
you're ignoring me again so i'm going to bed bye
>>220362313cassowarys are the size of emus if not bigger, this image is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220362234>>220362282For the sake of my mental health, you see ;^)
>>220362343bye bih
eating my burritos in bed
crushing doritos in my hand and sprinkling them on my nans head
>>220362384put that bih in an ankle lock
>>220362384put a pile of them on her head and then smash your hand down on them lol
>>220362322No. Not a bumder you see
Black niggas react to Timothy James Byrne
rorke repeating every he says under his breath
just mixed some klein with my calvin if u feel me
aldi bramwells chicken noodles for tea
had a woman pull her skirt down a little bit to show me her underwear today. they were a nice pink to coral kinda colour, pretty vibrant and really complimented her skin tone. told her I prefer red and white. was on the side and they had bunched up so the band was on thinner side but definitely not a g-string type, would estimate about 3 cm. seemed like lace from what I saw. interesting times.
>>220361972nice. I just did a few lines of the coconut they put on the outside of lamingtons.
whats up lads, any dubs or even the so-called trips happening haha lmao
wonder how many of you don't know how to indicate off a roundabout
>>220362461blog on
>>220362497obesity
>>220362497I can't imagine a woman like this ever loving me
wish my girlfriend would want to have sex with me lol
>>220362461And when are you going to fuck her lad?
this edible genuine isn't shit
>>220362497um, name?
>>220362461did you get/ask for a sniff
>>220362551craig
might have a bit of a cry tonightjust fancy one you know
>>220362497swc blockers
lads i cheated on my girlfriend twice when we were early days, one fat brazillian hunk and one pure retarded girl, haven't cheated for over 2 years nowdo i still propose or what
>>220362566virgin ahh
tfw you take too many edibles and you go charlie kirk mode
>>220362105umplaggen
>>220362576No
>>220362582wish i couldve fucked dat nikka right in his warm wet neck hole
Upset that gfberg isn't coming over for a shagging tonight :/
After Adam Gemili’s retirement, just three athletes remain from the GB London 2012 Olympic Team.Katarina Johnson-Thompson, Lawrence Okoye & Elilish McColgan
well that's some soggy meat isn't it
what's the most reddit cheese
>>220362551Katie Upcott
>>220362612
>>220362603I need to get laid.
>>220362633whats upcott?
STOP ITSTOP IT, TRUMPI WONT WARN U AGAIN
>>220362622camembertthe elton john of cheese
>>220362610why
Not on really
>>220362647
Y'all look like you break seatbelt laws Hasaa
Lisa Kudrow looks hella old now
>>220362667well said Caino WELL said
>>220362622Sheese
>>220362497>>220362633https://www.reddit.com/r/HotYouTubers/comments/1ey7xjo/katie_upcott_thekatie/
actually just remembered it was 3 times i thnk
>>220362704
>>220362664rorke's 2nd beer:
they need to invent a cure for when youve had your tea but you still want food!!!
>>220362633swc blockers
>>220362664scroing
>>220362689she's in her 60s and i'd say she looks pretty good for it
>>220362650good post
>>2203627150.5% as well
>>220362721we gon blow your bih ahh head smooth off nga
one day i'll find a clue
>swc blockers
>>220362745scrunge
>>220362663If you can't keep your dick in your trousers then what's the point in getting married? Can you really see yourself only being able to shag the same woman for the rest of your life?
Trying to find a cure to my byg byatty
anyone have a steamdeck? do you use it and is it worth it?
>>220362689My mum is 69 this year and looks better than her without being bogged, it's all about genetics, giving yourself a stupid plastic face like that doesn't help.
>>220362784dont know
>>220362784I use it for wanks
large kebab and chips smothered in garlic sauce: scranulated
>>220362784not sure
lads i seriously just hoofed a fat key of ket and im kinda retarded, this captcha is not the one
light out
>>220362784non/adunno
>>220362689
>>220362850thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country x
think my grandad might be in the illuminati but im not certain
When I was 19 I was shagging my gf missionary on the floor while using my right hand to message my mate on msn messenger
>>220362868didn't want pie and mash with eels mate not hard to understand
>>220361883>AI slop
>>220362850How much?
Farting sex dolls
so i might find drugs in the paki shop then. is there a code word, perhaps wagwan bossman
>>22036289015 odd bob
>>220362878I said thank you. you're helping us take over
Remembering that time I nearly got cancelled in uni for "anti-Christian bigotry"
>>220362913>15 quid for 5 minutes of enjoymentWhat a fucking con
>>220362774you're kinda right but yeah i can only shag one missus now im locked in
>>220362622wenslydale
>>220362935dont care im loaded
>>220362875>msn messenger at 19alri methuleslah
rorke acting like he wouldn't scran that kebab in a heartbeat
>>220362939>causing the worst refugee crisis in human history as over 150 million people would suddenly have no access to water.Just don't let them in. It's literally as simple as that. There is no moral obligation for European countries to take in foreign, third-world refugees.
new DTD is up
>>220362925>anti-Christianshould have said do you mean common sense
>>220362939Just set the garden hose on them
>>220362939Keir has pulled a blinder in this instanceRishi would've been in there like a shot
Mad how if im being loquacious and use big words, i am eloquent and sophisticated but if someone uses them with me theyre pedantic and a try hard.
>When you're the one of the only people in the family who knows a beloved relative is a disloyal cunt.
>>220362939that would be fantastic though - providing we dont let any come here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvhpQrFY8A
>should have said do you mean common sense
>>220362939oh my god that would cause genocides and counter genocides and rivers of blood and for europe to finally take a stand or to be overwhelmed and perish nooooo
>>220362939iran gets like 3% of its water from desalination plants. it’s like 60-95% for the gulf countries lol
>>220362925Never happened unless you were accused of it by a blackamore
>>220362981They wouldn't listen. For whatever reason my uni was absolutely chock full of Christcucks. Not Africans either, but native home-grown country-bumpkin Christcucks.
ate a pack of dates going to be farting half way to teh moon at this rate
>>220363047ok
>>220363048Imagine if Trump ever had to face real opposition.
>>220362986Keir's only logic behind every decision he makes is "What would my Muslim voters want?" UK Muslims are hardline pro-Islamic Republic so there was zero chance of him ever doing anything at all to stand against the regime.
we don't say swc anymore heathertimmywe say twp
can hear yobbites playing loud music down the road
>>220363112good looking fella that
funny videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCKR4vdMX98
>>220363088when im in a gayest nigger on planet earth competition and my opponent is a trump voter
>>220363108How do you know that's his only logic?
It's fine bro just don't let them in bro it's that easy trust me bro I swear
>>220363112CWLTSHC
nigga actually named keir lmao
>>220362667he's out of control
feeling dysphoric and suicidal
>>220362566mad how you've just revealed that you're a virgin
>>220363162greeks can do it, but to be fair greeks are pretty brown themselves
2 weeks to flatten the curve
>>220363147Because quite literally everything he does as a Prime Minister is to appease that demographic. After innocent English children were massacred by an Islamic convert in 2024, his first response was to cry about misinformation and "da far-right!!!" for being mean to the heckin Muslimerinos.
a spider in my room descended from the ceiling with his rope and then climbed back up.
>feeling dysphoric and suicidal
>>220363133literal grown men calingl him daddy trumpfucking embarassing
>>220363133It’s Cody Rhodes not Glumpf
lads im fucking scared i just got a message from a random foreign whats app number with a picture of my knobi can tell its mine because its smallwaht the FUCK how the fuck did they get it are they gonna ask me for money i dont want them to send it toe veryne hwat the FUCK
>>220363114wait those things are real?
might get on the dextromethorphan
>>220363236you are finished ladnow post the pic here
Informing the 6 ft 3 plumber doing my sink that I don't have a gag reflex
>>220363236no you didnt
wtf is wrong with men’s toiletries, i stole some of my dad’s shaving foam and it smells like wiper fluid for your car and now my balls feel like they have frostbite
>>220363226not funny is it
Is it a bad idea to kiss and eat out an escort? I really want to experience this at least once in my life, but I don't want to die from some kind of super-aids. I'm 33 years old, so it's highly unlikely it would happen without paying for it.
Tom Scott literally said he doesn't go on reddit because it's, quote: 'too right wing'.mental
>>220363196mentally ill trannies and autistic black willy posting in the same thread... hrmm... probably means nothing at all
sticking my bollock into a tokamak reactor and turning it to full power
>>220363334grow up mate the gimmick is dead
seriously going feral
>>220363336Despise Tom Scott ever since he came out as a pro-AI shill.
>>220363336well yeah it's full of angry incels like 4chan is
>>220363395not in 2026 it isn't
spongebob is so funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXWGQnAKZssDad shouted at me for dancing like a woman to this when I was younger lol
>>220363419he is isn't he
>>220363413wouldnt know im not a redditor
tom scott and spongebob yep the zoomers are out
>>220363419he's a dick
anal [Dirge]
>>220363419based
doing a deep dive on deep dives
>>220363470i am going to end your life
spongebob. Funny
leftypol trying to prove the transcendent first cause in a lab experiment
Would be funny if I knocked out Russia's internet for an entire week LOL
>>220363395>>220363413If you go on Reddit enough you realise the dominant demographic there is hardcore anti-Trump libertarian techbros who pay lip-service to some vaguely socdem ideals, but not enough to be called actual leftistsThe stereotypical leftypol is on Bluesky or, surprisingly, many of them still lurk on Twitter, usually sperging about Palestine (and now Iran) 24/7.
>>220363517its all they have left, please dont
>>220363475got hit with a dysphoria wave :/
mr blean
where should i fly to in microsoft flight simulator
>>220363540this but unironically
>>220363559the moon
>>220363559twin twoers
>>220363504
>>220363559a place in manhattani'll let you know as you get there
>>220363565can’t do that im afraid
>>220363559sunderland
im so glad im not mentally ill like you freaks. some of you live in a mental prison and it ruins your life, must be rough
>>220363475Brits cannot suffer. Would.
'astity 'age on 'utt 'lug in x
oh yeah that singular one wayne rooney meme poster posting his 2011 tweet meme over and over again
>>220363592baikonur then
legolas... aha yh x
bradley wolsh
alright rio you want picking up?
>>220363643good idea
>>220363559doncaster
>>220363627pawasite
so i begin my journey to beddy bo bo's
that spongebob krusty krab pizza episode goes hard
feeling dysphoric, might cut me pecker off.
You lot have been done
>>220363677grow up
im in da club throwin haymakers at fat bitches
rorke
payday tomorrow so get in aha x
need a gentle femdom gf
>>220363647yh
>>220363559Kyiv
>>220363683that top result search reminds me of chimpmania
>>220363716>>220363647
need to poo out all of the booze i consumed over the weekend
>>220363683>NIGGER NEWS
the rorke pavlovian bell2000 posts a month
>>220363475finally that smelly looking bird is having a shower
Why are Christcucks pedos?
hello
eating half the jar of sour cream kinda mood
>>220363683kahtim
>>220363758grow up
>>220363213lush
>>220363758Ask Diego
rorke jumping and screaming with rage in his room, slapping his chest and bellowing like a goose everytime he sees the work 'rorke' on /brit/
need to poo againsecond of the dayit not right
>>220363683Rorke is typing...
>>220363758Oh, that's why rorke pretends to be a christian. Yeah, had a feeling it was something to do with noncery.Yeesh. :/
this english white wine is NOT going down welltastes like piss and NOT the good kind
>>220363758do you know what bethrothal means
Catberg had some kind of seizure earlier he fell off the bed and lay on the floor for ages and his eyes looked glazed over and vacant. Seems alright now
>>220363794trying desperately to figure out how his nemesis keeps posting about him with zero sleep breaks
>>2203637973 poos a day man me
>>220363537russia is doing better than ever
treating myself to a cone
>>220363832>Catberg had some kind of seizure earlier he fell off the bed and lay on the floor for ages and his eyes looked glazed over and vacant. Seems alright now
peng thicc lass on mastermind
>>220363832That's illegal according to Floria Law.
>>220363820>english white wineracist
>>220363832poor catberg, give him lots of pets for me
>>220363870fucking howling
>>220363683pretty sure racism predates the internet
>>220363832you should stop taking estrogen and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ. this is my advice to you
noncing a sandwich
>>220363870sdcream
ew's catberg getting into the estrogen stock
>>220363870Stop giving him attentionThis is all made up. He knows he will get 'loool screafhaf' posts. He likes to be humiliated. It's a humiliation ritual for him posting on here.
Going to a car boot sale tomorrow, Dad's bf's always looking for deals.
eating garlic bread
>>220363942is that a hecking biofemarggghg im gonna dilate aha x
>>220363942when you ask an ai to make nora fawn
love love love brown women
I'm not on ew's team
we should start using the yank term soda. fizzy drink is too clunky
i can trigger an episode of his OCD on command and he'll go on for hours
>>220363980alri mick jagger
>>220363980ktim
>>220363970why is there garlic bread but no garlic sandwich
>>220363997call it pop
the proverbial scrandemic as it were
>>220364015too childish
eating my own poo
>>220363980>>220364007are yous irish diaspora?
>>220364033s
>>220363874It was scary. I'm glad he's okay>>220363895>>220363854Cockroach
was just about to post a fake story where I went to the shops and something abnormal happened but I've had a change of heart and I don't want to lie anymoreI've lied a lot on /brit/ im sorryi just lie for no reason and i don't know why
>>220364058i love you
pooing out of my fucking arse
>>220364045yes my name's padraig o'malleydo you have aspergers syndrome?
>>220364061good lad
wouldn't be a massive detour for me to go and rape sacked tranny hypothetically speaking
>>220364058Finding Christ will fix your life.
>>220364083hes a wog trying to meme
rorke catching himself tapping to some royalty free music
it's a mog or be mogged world and i am the latterno one cares about you if you're ordinary
>>220364098get him raped, he's gagging for it
>>220364083your son, mr o'malley
stop replying to sacked tranny
>>220364101good lad
>>220364124And where is yours, heatherpaedo?
>>220364118*she
get the poo roasted
Watching anime and eating crisps and chocolate in bed. Might get to sleep early for a change lads. Imagine that eh?
employed tranny poisoning his cat like that scottish woman
postmaxx this bitch
rorke I rebuke thee!
>>220364153what you watching
njgger
final brit
incitement to rape
rape that bih
just raped a poo
promise to rape
NOW I KNOW YALL BE LOVIN THIS SH*T RIGHT HERE
Had a dream last night that a couple of lads held me at knife point and shaved my head. Then one of them messaged me on PSN saying if I told anyone, he'd kill me. MENTAL
>>220364219Zoomers will never experience the peak of nu-metal
the new
>>220364254>>220364254>>220364254
bout tree fiddy
>>220364184Magia record, it's just started so still gauging it
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
