British TV edition
berg
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>quite nice actually
>>2203675613,2,1,4
time to live my initial d dream
>>220367569?
nobody:not even zesty foden:n64 entity brad:
any vibrators man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWHgcBIqdJ8
>>220367609
rorke arguing his cuck fetish is an ancestral tenet
scr
>Yank leftoids go to church more than British rorkesfascinating
>>220367620dysphoria spiking again
I look like this and act like this
you definitely can by the way
>>220367609screaming my nigger nipples into the stratosphere
>>220367633It was an interesting theory and explains a lot.
More people should be rushing stores, especially the big chains
>>220367649>only 50%larpers
>>220367648the indian air force
>>220367609That isn't what N64 games looked like thoughever.
>>220367649our leftoids prefer the mosque
>>220367645mutt's law
>>220367652That's a 14 year old girl btw
>>220367577Pros of being a 'berg:>No worries about jobs, money, taxesCons of being a 'berg:>Your owner chops off your genitals
>>220367674sc
can what
>>220367654I look like this and act like this.
>>220367674roaring
>>220367649Don't underestimate the numbers of bleeding-heart Christian leftists there are out there. The sort who believe Jesus has commanded them to go out and invite all the Africans, Muslims and Indians into their country and take care of them. These types also control the entirety of the Church of England, as well as significant portions of the Catholic Church.
>>220367684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yk_4MkQpcU
We at /brit/ say goodbye and goodnight to Ser Barristan Selmy
>>220367697funny how he's tall and imposing and got a kind of grizzled old handsome face so bitches loved him, but the actor is limp-wristed and married to a chubby black woman
>>220367649Brits don’t seem to understand that almost everyone still went to church here up until like the mid-2000sIt was seen as white trash or an obnoxious atheist intellectual thing to notIt’s not that common anymore but it’s not rare
>>220367648looks cold
'I don't get it' being typed as we speak
overdose on sertraline and rum
have a feeling we're in for another 2020 year this yearwaiting for the situation to be over in two weeks for a year
>>220367713>NOT ENDING UNTIL A WARZONE WINit took him 23 hours to do this last time btw
When I got home from toil I just had a shit and went to sleep. I'm like a bear haha
oil nigger toilet screaming
might do that ... next month!! when my "parents" are away on my birthday:)
>>220367723I think we can perhaps surmise that from your showsSimpsons went to church all the time
looking forward to boozing for 4 days straight without leaving the house over the long weekend
so scott mills got done for noncing?
>>220367739>2020 was 15 years ago
>>220367760deeply sinister post
>>220367609Looks more like an Earthbound battle background
>>220367758roar
>>220367743he just cheats half the time anyway
shit way to kill yourself
>>220367719>but the actor is limp-wristed and married to a chubby black woman>stephen dillane>dillane
just found out greg james is gay
>>220367763how can you manage it zoomer?
>>220367777the poo melange
I've been saying the 90s were fourty years ago for so long it's almost true
>>220367777shitting my paki balls
>>220367777the face of homo
>>220367769gf plays this. It looks stupid.
>>220367777brad-emperor of poone
easy to criticise harder to offer solutions
Need to do the washing up. Hate having to do womens work.
Just found out Gay James is Greg.
playing a tune on my willard
imagine the sound a plunger penis makes as it sucks old cum out of a vageneshhfvoompthen a smug pepe face
>>220367786I'm 33 and idk what to say about managing it it's pretty straight forward
can i get 20 chicken mcnuggets, large fries, large sprite and some barbeque sauce and a cookie for pudding and some napkins because i eat messy okay thank you
>>220367781>>220367719
It's pronounced Dyoon
can't believe girl gamers are an actual thingonly reason a woman should be playing a video game is if she has her tits out on twitch
>>220367809Let's stick with criticising for a bit. We haven't been doing it enough.
>>220367824i’m a similar age and the hangovers just rape me out
that last name seems familiar
rorke joining the fremen
just lost my tumescence
>>220367832>women refuse to have children>men screwed the birth ratehuh?
>>220367723>>220367761Remember that episode when it was considered taboo that Homer skipped a day of church leeeel
>>220367832The Inbetweeners Movie 2 was absolute fucking dogshit. I'm still convinced it was one big elaborate troll. Just went for low-brow edgy humour and ridiculous over-the-top antics (drinking piss in the desert to avoid dying of thirst? really?) rather than anything with an actual storyline.
How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot
rorke listening to the jehovah's witness at his door for 45 minutes because he's too shy to say 'not interested'
I am a directionless dolt tbf
>>220367832few genres seem to tickle their brains like male brains are tickled by many or most genres
>>220367879buy a compass
heil hitler
>>220367765They mention huw edwards in one article so that seems to be the implication
>>220367871fuck off mark commode
>>220367832I suppose women had nothing to with it with pills and abortions.
the inbetweeners famous for its high brow humour and deep storylines
>>220367871first one was shit too
>>220367895will it help you navigate to a clue?
>>220367873Scream
>>220367832If these guys were on Tinder they would get zero to a handful of matches after a thousand swipes and zero convos
>>220367832posted this yesterday award
>>220367873be better at pistol trick shooting
>>220367777
just seen an indian bloke named armpit niggawell it wasn't actually that but it was arpit nega
>>220367876Real niggas would call the cunt out on why they promote the practice of "shunning" family members who leave the religion. JWs are one of the most despicable cults out there. The worst of all Christians by far.
>>220367902You're thinking of Hywel Hitler, Welsh Minister for Transport
>>220367873hmm yeees, very goood, very goooood myeeeah
>>220367920this is antisemitic
>>220367935wouldn't know as I'm not gay (welsh)
no, i don't!
armpit nigga at the gym
>>220367911The first one was broadly in-line with the tone and themes from the actual TV show and all the events felt believable in the context of the Inbetweeners universe. It was also heartwarming to see all the guys finally get their GFs. Then the 2nd film shows up and suddenly nothing from the 1st ever mattered, and Simon's GF is suddenly an unhinged psychopath who's cucking him or something. Just wtf.
>>220367934Yeah, strange lot
Can’t believe Elon Musk impregnated Grimes
i tried shooting guns once in yankland (pistols) and it was pretty boring after a while
One day I just wanna hear u sayi like u >_<
>>220367648i would die. just looking at this made my stomach drop. it's also how it feels using the toilet on an airplane, i'm always terrified that my jewellery or some accessory or piece of clothing or my phone will get sucked down into the toilet when it flushes
nothing more endearing than a not very smart person who is curious
>the Inbetweeners universe
>>220367577Is that your berg? Please clean its inner eye corners, it can't be comfortable having dried sleep there
>>220367969Why do they design these things like this and not have some rail or something it can't drop past
>>220367981they left them together at the pokemon day care, what do you expect
>>220367920makes me wonder what white births are in total numbersis it falling or is that just the importation of the third world?
>>220367982It’s a meme imo I get bored of it after a few shotsDon’t like shooting clay pigeons either but that’s because I’m bad at it
Elon's unattractive, overweight and has the personality of an 8 year old boy.And yet he has 15 children and gets 10/10s just because he's rich.That's literally the only thing you need to focus on in life lads, aye?The monies.Looks/personality are irrelevant.
strange fleshy growth from that lasses vagina that's somehow risen above the skirtshould really get that checked out
>>220367920leftypol gathering up all the EU births (rapidly disappearing after brexit) and half-whites to try and calm rorke down so he doesn't notice
ooh look at me i'm out first i'm all yellow
can't pay me to click on bench press webms>it's okaydon't care
>>220367969Thought she was spotting him, then it looked like she was trying to kill him. Then at the end she tried to help him? Baffling video.
>>220368004karl
>>220367981Half his kids aren't white
>>220368039Alright Coldplay
that's just the tip of her meaty erect penis
>>220368053She was trying to lift it
>>220368052for me it's leg press
>>220368030>And yet he has 15 children and gets 10/10s just because he's rich.Every woman he's ever been with is insufferable however.Wanting an eye-candy GF with no personality connection is third-world tier behaviour desu.
>>220368019it's a lazy twitch foid's berg I don't expect she does much other than feed it
God I'm such a little freak, incellus maximus would be my scientific name
just had an idea to put mayo in a garlic bread baguette and conceptualizing the taste I think it'll work
>>220368052O-oh*puts wallet back in pocket*
atb
I unironically think we should end Elon Musk’s lineageJust execute him and all of his offspring for being cringe
and the very latest from the african wig shop?
>>220368030literally the richest guy on earth bit of an edge case innit
>>220367969Why doesn't she call for help? Your can see reflections of other people in the mirror
>>220368108nini
how long do you reckon you'll stay posting here?reckon i'll dip for the very final time around 38ish
>>220368099s
>>220368113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-fGjaYs3Ck
>>220368120biomass poking the hive with a stick and getting chased around piccadilly gardens by the entire hive
>>220368118That's their own reflection
told a girl my height (5'11) and she stopped responding AGAIN
>>220368120ain't no way he's 49 how old is this
>>220368138it's getting banned in al-britanniya soon
afroman is not biomass
>>220368160at least a decade, I've been posting it for years because it's such an amazing articlethe viz twitter account reposted it and said 'did we write this?' that's how I found it back in the day
Bit racist
we're all biomass technically
>>220368154We're doing eugenics to you rorke you should be happy
just wish I could go back to being a kid again and not feeling horrible all the time x
uh ladshow to respond? (ex-gf) ?
>>220368150look where it says 165kg, there are people moving around within earshot
ever woke up really early with your arsehole hurting?did this morning, thought it was a poo so get up and try but nothingmaybe a dream had me clenching it or something(inb4 you were getting bummed)
>>220368212That is their own reflection
>>220368211when my ex and I caught up and she told me she was gonna ask her girlfriend to marry her I almost killed myself
>>220367848Rorke would be supporting the Fatkonnens
>>220368211>Oh that's nice, up for a shag?
gorilla
cannot understand for the life of me peopels attraction to prozzies
>>220368225incubus raped your hole
>>220368239what do you get out of posting these rorkebait articles who fucking caresssss
>>220368228Lol no it isn't
>>220368212>>220368228165kg bench press is enough gravity to bend the light and send it back in time, so you're both right in a way
>>220368262It is watch them move in sync
>>220368211You should never have reached out to an ex who could have potentially had a kid with someone else. You brought this on yourself.
>>220368217latams just can't suffer
>>220368225yeah this happens to me about once every monthwake up at 3am like ive been ghost bummed rawmust be some prostate thing
doing a whipround for israel, lads, give what you can... all proceeds going to humanitarian support*runs off with the money straight into bargain booze*
SIR WANKARD POOSER
>>220368279she reached out to me nigguh completely out of the blue after not speaking since 2018 or so
>>220368211just don't respond
>>220368240Sometimes you just want a shag I guess. Anyone reasonably attractive will do
>>220368295screaming
>>220367969why does he try to grab her pussy
>>220368293*puts the palestinian infant shredder 9000 in*Now. I'm sure that I can trust them with this
>>220368295howl
>>220368299Say yeah been ok
>>220368287colegialas pibe
saw a girl in the library with visibly sweaty armpits today and it drove me into a frenzy
is there any way to appear less autistic in public or am I just going to live like this forever
>>220368292>must be some prostate thingoh no dont put thatchatgbp thinks it was muscle tightness as wellit'll all be ok id imagine
my local booze shop actually is called bargain booze though
>>220368352foids be like
>>220368225yeah and my arsehole sort of spasms too. i don't like that
Need a neet pip gf
these niggas getting raped by gay ghosts
>>220368364bet it's not even a bargain
>>220368368You are a natural bottom desperate to be dicked down
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>>220368352mad how foids will deny the blackpill and then describe blackpill talking points verbatim
>>220368352LOL
>>220368368>>220368225>>220368292I don't mean to be alarming, but colorectal rates are surging in young people more than any other type of cancer - catalysed by ultra-processed foods and a sedentary lifestyle with low fibre intake.Exercise, buy some all bran, buy organic.And buy a bidet whilst you're at it.
Screw Willy Wonka, screw Mars, screw Nestle, screw Hershey, screw Cadbury, screw Belgium, screw Switzerland. Emma Watson’s bum makes the world’s best chocolate.
>i job share
>>220368381corrr my tax money hard at work
https://www.nation.sc/articles/907/athletics-gold-for-silly-gaylord-in-3000m-steeplechase
going bed
Mary Magdalene's second coming
leftypols bully swf making rorke dc
>>220368401lol yeah like the beta providers they're describing her
>>220368422Let’s not be blasphemous lad.
Hi lads, singular Rorke poster here. Just wanted to take a break from posting about Rorke to thank you all for the continued support and I would like to announce that RORKE MERCH IS ARRIVING SOON so you will all be able to wear hoodies and t-shirts that say "RORKE" on them. Thanks again for the support and I have some great posts in store for this year so stay tuned. ;)
>>220368381My little brother is literally this except no welfareJust graduated THREE years ago and doesn't even bother applying for jobsHe's got a Bsc in Economics from a RG, you'd imagine he could waddle into a job relatively easilyHe's completely fucked himself now. Mumberg too nice to tell him to get off his arse.Completely ruined his life he has.
>>220368413
>>220368433I'll hold my tongue
>>220368439can you make a shirt that says "don't ask me about rorke until i've had my coffee" or something like thatthink that would be well funny
>>220368441It’s never too late desu but it’s not easy out there right now whereas it was much easier 3 years ago
Got the Spartan & Pudgey on
>>220368441Why has he ruined his life?Also perhaps he's depressed about being an incel. Does he have a gf?
>>220368441he's a comfy neet and you're jealous
Anons on nu-4chan will describe themselves as "incels" and "blackpilled" and will then in the same breath admit they've shagged 15+ women and had 5+ long-term relationships, and don't see any contradiction in these statements whatsoever.Such a drastic change from 15 years ago when "involuntary celibate" meant "someone who has never had relations with a woman whatsoever".
>>220368441Same with my younger brother desu, has just spend the last 3-4 years getting fatter and fatter, looks like an absolute mess
>>220368225my bumhole always feels full and bleeds and leaks I'm worried I've got arse cancer but too autistic to go to the doctors about it
>>220368459of course he doesn't have a gfhe's a 24 year old that never leaves the houseWhat employers would ever want to hire him now? >>220368460speaking from experience little man?
>>220368405well i suppose you could say ive arsed up my life
>>220368467And who, pray tell, solicited this information from you
>>220368467what a boring arse post. insipid drivel
>>220368467not me. 32 year old virgin here. never even held hands with a girl haha
thought you were going to bed
wish I had no shame and could live as a neet leeching off my parents. they'd let me as well even in my 30s
>>220368481the so-called "biomass"
the mrs just farted on mefuck my incel life
think its utterly mad to share your life with someone and invite them to see your family etci fear this more than putting willard into fannard
boo hoo
>>220368381Daughterberg has done mumstein!
i wasn't even being rudewhy are you being rude
>>220368467I'm a stone cold truecel, can go days without even speaking with a woman
>>220368494This guy: >>220368401It's like a 9 chance out of 10 that anyone in 2026 using words like "foids" and "blackpill" is absolutely not involuntarily celibate in any way, shape or form.
What would you do if you won the lottery lads?
oh you're an 'arse man' are you yeah you love an arse huh funny how you dont like it when its splattering all over the toilet bowl, think of that next time you start drooling over one
I have a girlfriend but I haven't touched her in six months because of long-distance so I am an actual incel thank you very muchI am involuntarily celibate
Pint of blackpill barkeep
>>220368405its not arse cancerit woke me up, went to try poo, didn't and went back to sleepthen woke up finejust happens once or twice so far
>>220368542nobody ever said that
>you dont like it when its splattering all over the toilet bowlumm, haha
>>220368541Buy a decent-good home, invest, never toil again, boring stuff
>>220368528catGODS win again. dogcels btfo
>>220368236sir sexo
>>220368542>funny how you dont like it when its splattering all over the toilet bowlWho said I don’t?
The US is a paper tiger. Their weapons are expensive money laundering scam schemes. High tech crap destroyed by camelfuckers.
I'm in my mid thirties and have never worked. If I ever work (which seems unlikely), I'll have no right to ever complain about people on benefits
>>220368573cats are a bunch of little wankerssmug little neets that do fuck all and expect to be waited on
>>220368541save the white race
>>22036852922 and never had a gf or held hands or kissed a girl so no x
>>220368599could have just left it at smug little neets
>>220368597how do you expect to shag sans job?
>>220368594mental innit. 1 trillion budget and they can't take out some guys with missiles and drones
the west is cooked
>>220368541get a chinky in
>>220368597fucking sacked tranny has a job and you don'tdisappointing
>>220368541buy 4chan and let mousey run it
been working since 19, paying my taxes dutifully. and what did that get me? a lifetime of inceldom and depression. never work if you can get away with being a neet
>>220368544Is she a chink?
you need a home (single occupancy), a job, height above 6'0 and at least two athletic hobbies just to shag a munter in 2026
>>220368541Be very surprised, because I don't enter it.
>>220368648lol can you imagine
>>220368616I have shagged and dated before and don't really care
Really fucking shitty boring day
>>220368654pick the drug dealer character class to unlock the totty tree advancements
We're not allowed to enjoy anything ever again because the Jews have decided to destroy the world
>>220368648He’d be a better head mod than Rapeape tbf
>>220368654manlet genes will die out
having job is just different kind of pain to not having onemaybe you can respect yourself a bit more. send money to your parents if they need it. gradually improve your life. but got no time to just exist and be free
>>220368654You lot come up with these myths, but the vast majority of blokes I knew in uni who had GFs were average or even outright ugly looking. Or they were short, fat, dressed bad, smelled bad, etc. And every time I go out I see attractive birds walking arm-in-arm with the runtiest looking men you've ever seen.Women don't give a single shit about looks, but they are absolutely brutal to anybody who has autism or any form of romantic anxiety. If you can't make the first move or you can't flirt, they won't even consider you no matter what you look like.
>>220368690Not happening when femlets breed
>>220368712oh yeah being broke is soooo freeing
>>220368724alright leftypol. keep telling us stories of 5'2 manlet indian janitors with 10 gfs
I see women with fat hideous blokes daily, they're also fat and hideous and I shan't give up being an incel for such vile pigs
>>220368746I'm not leftypol. I'm the only true kissless dateless virgin here. I know the facts. Most neurotypical men look like dogshit and yet get GFs without even trying. But if you're an autist or are similarly socially disadvantaged to one, you won't get anywhere even with years of intense effort towards getting a GF. Even autistic women refuse to date autistic men.
>>220368748caught your reflection when you were with your mum?
>>220368744well most people without jobs typically live off their parents or the dole or student loans
need an autism cure pronto
mad how our bodies stay so warm for so long
>>220368771scc
>>220368771
>>220368787Not true
>>220367561is this show good
>>220368782think mousenonce said it’s about metal in your brain or something, and you can remove it. you’ll have to ask him about the specifics though
miss the croatian gf
>>220368771He'll feel that in the morning! Hahaha
>>220368002are you a woman? why the fuck do you have jewellry
why tf is phil fodes so zesty when hes not gay
got the new Disturban History on
Ameripigs masculinity is threatened by jewellery lol
>>220368381is this real? how can you qualify for so much while living at home rent free?
>>220368808it's misery and trauma porn for the mundane of mind
>>220368573ROARING at this
>>220368831he's a little imp it's hard to act straight with that body type
new>>220368870>>220368870
>>220368845The requirements aren't very strict and are easily cheated
Hanging dong in the men’s locker room
