/asean/ edition
you just know phil foden is the changing room cumrag though
alri
get your wallet ready, rorke
>>220368870Why can't I kiss that tongue
>>220368573
Things didn't go as planned lads. They're giving us the hour back.
>>220368892got any vividly imagined changing room scenarios you mind detailing?
>>220368897>listening to a woman
>>220368897>rorke seething about zakat which is 2.5% to the poorest people>meanwhile...
>>220368897>RT
>>220368917tsk tsk rorke. this is the head of your church
>>220368897sick of these mental yanks
>>220368935>paulawhite.org
>>220368914Shot a load inside that /brit/ cumrag
have wanked to that pic of tom hardy's arse where he's arching his back
>>220368914i dont know the other characters
it's cold as hell
>weeks away from fuel rationing>possible 4 day week like the 70scaught yet again with our pants down because we didnt invest in green energy
>>220368870Disgusting nigger fucking freak needs locked up in asylum. Vile witch.
>>220368984Just buy russian oil
>>220368984>4 day weeksounds good
>>220368990chill out
>>220368984enjoyed this webm
>>220368984bike chads win again
>>220368897>White house spiritual adviserAbsolutely grim.
rorke getting his first job at 34 the day the nukes drop
>>220369039sc
>>220368984you voted for this
>>220368984Boots on the ground NOW
bluddeh fucken Iranian terrists blowin up bluddeh fucken jewish fucken amblemences cken ellllllll
Having a poo moment
>Scott Mills probed by police in 2016 over sexual offences against 'teenage boy' - BBC star Scott Mills was sacked by the BBC and the Mirror understands that it is linked to a previously unknown police investigation in 2016 regarding a teenage boy which was dropped because of a lack of evidenceomdzzzz.
may as well try heroin if we’re all gonna die in a nuclear apocalypse
>>220369102Loves the young bussy
overslept and now have a headache :(
woof
why do the bbc employ so many nonces?
>>220369171tradition
>>220369171the westoid establishment just attracts them like flies to shit
you're not funny
>>220369218:(
*does a dance*
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>give Crimea, Dontesk, Luhansk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia to the Russians>Fast track Ukraine's NATO and EU membership to ensure the furthest east Russia will ever go again is Belarus seems to be the logical conclusion to this war, no?of course it's ill-advised to give a bully any concessions because of how rapacious they are, but given the NATO/EU protection that should be the end of that.Then it's down to the EU to crush the Russophilic retards in Europe like in Hungary and Slovakia.
rorke and leftypol having gay anal sex with each other
>>220369284>give all that to russia>russia just invades again to prevent ukraine from joining natogenius
I hate niggers.
ts is so buns vro
Mental rich Europeans traveled to Sarajevo to shoot people for fun and if you paid extra you could shoot pregnant women
>>220369284ukraine legally (according to their own constitution) cannot give up territory without a referendum and obviously they cannot hold a referendum in occupied parts
>>220369288scream they would do that
pov: you bagged the quirk chungus gf
>>220369410*shags her*
>>220369284fuck knows what happens with global affairs now with the biggest collection of retards in the white housewe're completely at their mercy as europe is too spineless to actually enforce their will
No, I have no strength left to endure it. My God! What they are doing to me! They are pouring cold water on my head! They do not hearken, do not see, do not listen to me. What have I done to them? Why are they tormenting me? What do they want of poor me? What can I give them? I have nothing. I do not have the strength, I cannot bear all their torments, my head is burning, and everything is spinning before my eyes. Save me! Take me! Give me a troika of steeds, swift as a whirlwind! Take your seat, my coachman; ring, my bells; rise up, steeds, and carry me away from this world! Far, far away, so that nothing, nothing can be seen. Out there the sky swirls before me; a little star is sparkling in the distance; the forest rushes by with dark trees and the moon; a blue-gray mist floats under our feet; a string is plucked in the mist; on one side is the sea, on the other side Italy; I can see Russian huts off over there. Is that my dark-blue house I can see in the distance? Is it my mother sitting by the window? Mother, save your poor son! Drop a little tear on his sick little head! See how they are tormenting him! Clasp your poor little orphan to your breast! There is no place for him in the world! He is being persecuted! Mother! Have pity on your sick little child!… And did you know that the Dey of Algiers has a bump right under his nose?
>>220369393I look exactly like this edited pic of Chalamet :(
>>220369074ugu so kawaii, if an Indian or Brazilian posted this they would be completely incensed
>>220369380Can they change the constitution without a referendum?
>>220369410here's mine haha
why would a (happily) married girl be contacting me? odd behaviour, no?
>>220369442sc
>>220369457>are you fully bald yet?oh my days
>Are you fully bald yet?
>>220369454she responded to a comment i made on her youtube channel once
>>220369469>>220369472s-shut up
Brie Larson Breast Expansion GIFs
>>220369457Ask her if her husband is bald?
my hair is definitely thinner than 10 years ago, but only slightlyah well
>>220369457Well, baldie? Are you fully bald?
>>220369558I'm not even slightly baldShe's fucking schizo. I don't even know why she'd say that.
think i might have ADHD :/
>>220369457women like attention and know they'll get it from the boring bloglord who hasn't shagged since they broke up
>>220369371bet not a single black person did this
>>220369581>s-she’s s-schizo wahey slaphead
got a call from work at 7:30pm who do you fucking think you are fuck off
>>2203696219 million unemployed and circa 100k job vacancies - I'd be nicer to mr toilberg if I were in your shoes little man.
If a woman randomly texted me 'are you fully bald yet?' I'd be fervently checking scalpberg for weeks haha
fuck you lot are boring
Fess up brit, you're bald aren't you?
>>220369637Can feel the anti-worker rights sentiment building up with this current round of “economic downturn”
OlderFatterBalder
Oneitis hurts so fucking bad. It feels gay to suffer this.
>>220369657*bores you even more*
Can brit and yank relationships work or are we too different?
younger slimmer hairier
>>220369637it was a clientand you get nothing by sucking up except a pair of bollocks on your chin sunshine
>>220369657The mining foreman impressed at the speed of his workers:
>>220369715+1 to your post count in minecraft!!!
They want to price us out of existence whilst subsidising Ahmed and Mboko
>>220369712Probably just wants to leave a voicemail about something before they forget or put the ball into your court
>>220369657*starts raping you violently*
>>220369728I've only ever played fortnite so don't get this
yt saviour trump has put the final nail in the coffin for yt
Any Hinckley bros in? Is the Union still going?
Got the kreator on, getting the coffee sucked to completion, getting the vape-a-tron-5000 sucked
>3 more days until a 4 day weekend
>>220369814and i'm gonna do absolutely nothing during it
anyone else waiting for new popcorninbed game of thrones reaction?
giving all our fuel reserves to paki taxi drivers so they can drive their communities spastic inbred kids to schoolIts what jesus would do and if you disagree you are going to jail for 3 years for inciting violence
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘ydiOTJ6daL7aWV250/5IEA==’. 373 results found.
>>220369871that's why we can't have 5L V8 fuck off land yachts in the UK
got two willies
I want to give Emma Watson’s front bottom a kiss.
any man in remember famous 90s sitcom "just shoot me!" ?
Watching Digimon BeatBreak in bed
>>220369904I don't think she'd let you do that
>>220369904she has a boyfriend mate
>>220369904no poo or fart talk this time?
>>220369958actually looks like a bin bag
Just reading about the dark forest hypothesis
>>220369958If she farted it would take ten minutes for the fart to leave her cheeks after exiting her anus.
>>220369958That's fucking gross.
>>220367330why was this reddit accout banned?https://www.reddit.com/user/LeaderConfident8255/
>>220370025FOY
remember bad luck brian
>>220370025quirky chungus marketing
>>220370047ban evasion
>>220369958my type
my potions are too strong for you rorke
>>220370113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJwzWHg9PLc
china seems great but also kind of soulless in a way
Had some of these for tea tonight and they have absolutely destroyed my insides. I've been on the bog since half 11 spewing out watery shite, and it's burning my arsehole too. At what point do I go to a&e?
>>220370148imagine being done over by a bit of chicken
Toil in 7 hours. Time for bed methinks.
>>220370160Can't imagine anyone has ever done you in their life.
I LOVE COMMUNISM !!!!!
>>220370148It looks like they are rated 1/5 on the pepper/hotness scale. So they shouldn't have been that hot, eating them at least
>>220370197don't know what that is
>>220370197more like gaymunism
Do your African migrants rape as much as your pakis do? Every time I hear about a rape it's always a paki
here we arethe lads
i love CUMmunismsex hahaget it
>>220369958Who is she?
>>220370230I hope all these Nazis get thrown in a giant meat grinding machine post-revolution.
>>220370230leftypol getting ready to dox them all
>>220370234graciebon
>>220370230Screaming that the old white people wont sit next to the chinaman
>>220368984No, caught with our pants down because we don't have a united, conscious, decisive workers' antiwar front to counter western imperialism from within, because we were bought out with beads and nirrors, same as with covid, less with 9/11. Now we are facing nuclear war and/or a continually more fascistic trend to our regimes.
>>220370259Its like if a Chinaman attended a KKK meeting, like, what do you do? Throw him out?
>>220370232>sex>get itno :(
I said hey daddy-oI don’t wanna goDown to the baseThere’s something down there
>>220369147Coffee, cig and a syrupy sweet like tiramisu or kataifi, stat. Thank me later
>>220369284Dontesk dontell
I heard Jeets used to be policemen in Hong Kong
Controversial opinion? The 2015 internet feminists were sort of right. Toxic masculinity is kind of a real problem in the sense that men have a tendency to fall into quite destructive behaviors in the name of their masculinity.
>>220369371I've heard this before. Is it true?
>>220370256Thx that's just insane wow
Having a coke zero cherry vanilla float and then bed times methinks team. No sign of the cockroach either
>>220369637Lick that boot nice and clean Rorke
>>220369715THROWBACK
>>220370318westoid feminism is a psyop
fucking hell how did it get so late. a minute ago it was 8pm. I wanted to be awake at 8am and out the house by 9am. On Wednesday I need to be up and out even earlier.
>>220370368Time waits for no-one
doing nothing
rorke should support trans rights because it takes away women's rights
dead general
>>220370463*rapes you*
Something comfy about /brit/ at nightSort of reminds me of the pandemic
the 2014 world cupnow THAT was a tournament
>>220370503the world went to shit after that
might boot up house party and fuck with digital girls
rorke being a good boy for mommy
sikhs are bro tier
Might do a poo
Let's get retarded in here
Goodnight team
It does work even if it is inconvenient
*rapes every mfr in the whole damn thread*
Trans rights are white rights
>>220370197alri chancellor of the exchequer lad
rorke fucking himself up the arse with a horse dildo
What would happen if you threw an uncured piece of meat into the Dead Sea
20mg of diazepam down the gullet in hopes i'll sleep tonight
WHITE GIRLS' PINK SOLES
>>220370651It'd get wet
dead sneed scrolls
think I spawned into reality in about 2018don't remember anything before that really
>>220370645well I'm rorke and I like watching girls use dog ones but I'd never stick a horse one up my own botty
the red dead sea
I'm not depressed so much as boredIf I ever offed meself it'd be out of boredom, not depressionsimple as
Might move to bulgaria
>>220370697>>220370718ktim
>>220370671Wet Wet Wet?
>>220370718calm down unc
/Brit/ used to be busier at night times than it currently is
I'm an intellectual
did a non-liquid poo for the first time in a week
Might learn about incentive structures
>>220370739quality over quantity my lass x
For me, it's 8th century manuscripts
Really need to wash my bed sheets
>>220370739People move on. /brit/ used to be busier in general.
fucking raging at everything !!!!
remember facebook pokes aha x
>>220370774not on though is it
>>220370756what does that mean
*playfully skips back into the thread after a wank break, absolutely glowing blessing every poster I walk by with good vibes*
why does it suddenly reek of cum in here
*stages an intervention for /brit/*
*pokes you*
*does a little dance*
*joins in*
they should invent time travel
*does an actionpost*
Mad that hunting sperm whales for their head oil was once a major industry
>>220370847I can't blame them. I wish I had a well rounded enough life to leave and for /brit/ and 4chan in general to be a funny memory.
my life is the computer
>>220370939ktim
>>220370939>>220370951ktim
>>220370939>>220370951>>220370958ktim
not got much to say :/cat's got my tongue, so to speak
right well that's bradley walsh riding a black man
no, she's a killer machine, she's got everyhin'Like a moving mouth, body control and everythin'
>>220370970Rupert Lowe mentioned
reckon if i ever had sex i would make weird faces and odd noises
celestia's fat rump on my face
Tell me a boring fact so i can fall asleep
I don't think I was meant to be born British. Would probably be more at home in some obscure country like Latvia.
>>220370997everyone does. anyone who doesn't has probably had so much shagging they can control it.
>>220371025Elisha Otis invented the first elevator in 1852
Need Emma Watson’s poo served to me with a side of mashed potatoes and carrots.
>>220371060no you don't you evil boy
>>220370987s
they call me the crown prince of the alt right
>>220371025Abraham of Ur invented morality in 1100 BC
>>220371104jimmy carr after the potato famine
>>220371112s
mad that there's now a whole political party comprised of the people who cheered when Jo Cox was murdered
i'm as big as an ant
>>220368909bruh that shit ain't even plugged in
is taylor swift hot or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8CPmwyoAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8CPmwyoAM
tung tung tung sahur sex arse
rorke listening to white nationalist reggae
>>220370997the few times i had sex i was self-concious about making almost no noise or expressions like a robot
rorke putting on a wreath and becoming rorkius maximus
>>220371175shit "music"kys
rorke pushing out his ring and becoming rorkius prolapsius
rorke when he spots a fertile aryan maiden
Feisty one you are!
rorke hitting the soulja boy
2010 /tv/ board survey.My, how things have changed.
wasians raised in asia who act asiandon't see that too often
>>220371276i want to go back
rorke climbing the big ben with keir starmer in one handleftypol shooting at him from his biplane
playoffs today
>>220371324WOW can't fucking wait to watch the titanic match-up of Bomalia vs Gomalia.
>>220371324It'd be much more kino to see de Congo there than Jamaica
any gomalian man in
Actually mental how True Geordie reinvented himself as a right-wing commentator as if everyone just forgot he's a literal gay BBC cuckold
>>220371373if that was me i would never show my face againhow does he do it
Nice thread LOL
>>220371373Wait what? Did he? Last I remember hearing of him it was late 2022 and he was crying apologising on Twitter for making a joke about how Andrew Tate should "go and blow himself up" (Tate had just converted to Islam).>as if everyone just forgot he's a literal gay BBC cuckoldThat's not that surprising desu, most black-obsessed cuck fetishists are rightoids. There's a reason why 4chan is full of non-stop neverending cuckspam, meanwhile you never ever see it on left-centric sites like Reddit or Bluesky.
>>220371276Elliot Page was still Ellen Paige back then
>>220371386*starts raping you*
The new 'ankulahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSlbK9gcRQ
>>220371398I get his YouTube videos popping up in my feed constantly and it's just right-wing clickbait slop ranting about woke or whatever
i'm not even that ugly reallyi think i could get a gf if i wasn't mentally ill
Food just tastes better when eaten with your hands more naturalCutlery is feminine af
>>220371425Weird. So what happened to his fake-"Scouse" co-host who was raised in London and was a massive posh leftypol? Can't remember his name now. I know he married an Albanian bird so he felt like he had to stick up for the Musloids after that. Can't imagine that guy going along with an anti-"woke" channel.
>>220371411this guy only got publicity because he looks like he was in a nu metal band, and I don't mean the bits and bobs he wears either
>>220371445*throws you in the bear enclosure*
>>220371445what food specifically
any goyim in
if I was a girl I wouldn't even be a whoreit doesn't seem difficult to just not be a slut
what's the best brand of ketchup?
>>220371494lying tart
>>220371494Yes you wouldI know I would
>>220371501Heinz has gone downhill and seems less flavoursome than beforeI had some M&S ketchup yesterday on a sausage sandwich and it wasn't bad, but very vinegary. The texture was quite nice though.
Waiting anxiously for Wendy's to open up so I can go get myself a bowl of chili for breakfast
>>220371526>>220371526>>220371526New
Our AI Will Murder Your Employees, Pleasure Their Spouses, and Raise Their Children
>>220371504>>220371509my fear that a man might randomly decide to kill me would overpower any whorish tendencies
>>220371455pretty sure he got publicity because he got arrested for a shitpost
>>220371533Fuck off leaf
>>220371533far too earlyyou'll be raped to the bone for this one
big fan of canucklad's early new gimmick lol
>>220371398>There's a reason why 4chan is full of non-stop neverending cuckspam, meanwhile you never ever see it on left-centric sites like Reddit or Bluesky.could also be a concerted effort by the left to try and make right wing places unusable I used to have a pic of an article with a leftist group doing exactly that but I'm too lazy to dig it up
>>220371533Horrifically, disgustingly early.
>>220371566>could also be a concerted effort by the left to try and make right wing places unusableI used to believe that but it just doesn't add up anymore.I've seen way, way too many posts by freaks here on /int/ who claim they "got into BBC stuff as a meme but then started unironically getting off on it". Also lots of people blaming "the Jews" for "forcing them to like cuck porn".Also look here in /brit/ where Heatherspastic is very openly far-right and spams about Jooz and accuses Irish people of being leftists etc, but also spams about cuckshit and homoerotic fixations with black men. There's just too many patterns here for it to be coincidence. I think it's a thing where some people go so racist they start to develop a fear of black men, and that fear turns into a sexual fetish.
Really thought the UK would feel more foreign when I visited but it didn't. Why's that you reckon? I don't consume British media neither.
>>220371608apple pie sex arse
>>220371398>>220371566>>220371605its because late-stage porn addiction tends towards a humiliation fetish, and what you find most humiliating in the world depends on your politics. for example, most trannies are intensely humiliated (and so aroused) by the idea of being a woman, which is where AGP comes from. the same is true for porn-addicted 4chan users.
>>220371638I don't understand humiliation fetishes. It just doesn't make sense. But then I've never been truly porn addicted.The only fetishes I have are armpits, hairy bush/armpits, and MILFs. I feel extremely vanilla in comparison to the average internet user these days.Freaks these days will be talking about scat and fart fetishes as if they're somehow "normal". Just fucking grotesque garbage shit. Something seriously needs to change about this society.
Poo
never seen an asian person
Apu
Lots of post left in this thread
Any checked out of life man in
>>220371761I'm not checked out, just angry. I want revenge against cunts who wronged me.
>>220371761Yeah
RIP /brit/.
>>220371842Haha
>>220371932are we dead?
>>220371952>>220371952>>220371952
>>220371942...yh
>>220371842hohoho!
last for walt disney
last for hayao miyazaki
