Mort à la France edition
how much does a man need?
I think I give off incel vibesI think I give off Rockstar vibesI think I might be…. A rockstar incel
Lizo Mzimba
>>220375833>alcohol freeDamn no willy pics soon :/
Sir Mehmet Fatcuntoglou
>>220375783you've got shit speed anyway
>>220375694pic rel is good if you're wanting to continue on the time travel anime theme. It's a film.
can't believe this yank greentexted me in the last thread and then stole my joke for this one and he didn't give me a single (You) for the privilege. not on at all
More dead yanks dying for Israel. Yipee!
>US rapper Kanye West has been announced as the headliner for all three nights of this year's Wireless festival.
is he avin a bloody shite
Pan-fried beetroot and a willy up the bum. The perfect Sunday.
when I'm older I'm going to be a perverted lecherous old man. not a nonce though, I'll make that clear.
>Explosions in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv
Not really right that they're feeding him deliveroo slop
I've had ~no wage growth in 5 years cos I keep getting a job and quitting after six months cos I fucking hate it, making my CV even worse and making the next job harder to get each time haha
>>220375918bent as a two bob note
leftypol raging
>>220375929his choice
accidentally bit my finger tip hard when putting a chewing gum in my mouth yesterday and now there's no feeling in it
>>220375955alri charlie
>>220375929who's taking the pictures?
oh my DAYS
>>220375929Meanwhile our seasideMARK has lost 3 stone and eats organic and farm produce
>>220375969scran
>>220375931Just lie on your CV, nobody reads them in HR anymore. Country is in freefall so don't disadvantage yourself by being honest
i need to pop off. i need to be based. i need to go villain arc
>>220375955we could literally bite through our fingers no problem if we didn't have nerve endings in them you knowit's your brain that stops you, not your mouth
>>220375972are you in love with seasidemark?
>>220375993Yes
>>220375969curry was introduced to Japan by the British
>>220375972How are you today?
>>220375972haven't seen any evidence of this
I'd sniff Emma Watson's poots.
cooorrrrr imagine employed woman getting taken up the backdoor by seasidemarks chode todger
>>220375909can understand why he'd do Wireless since it's a brown person london rap festival but honestly it is beneath him. He should be headlining Glastonbury (again) or doing his own arena tour. He'd sell out arenas no bother.
>>220375969this 50 year old curry shop still makes their liquid poo the old way
>>220376005Knackered couldn't get to sleep for ages and got voice therapy at 11:00 am. Got toil tomorrow morning as well so if I nap I will fuck up tonight's kip
>>220376023do you remember this>>219105101scream
>>220376023I know what that feels like, I have insomnia and sleep deprivation sometimes gets me acting proper silly, or depressed :(
>>220376023wish I was brave enough to do voice training
>just cos i'm doing a massive poo doesn't mean my door is manky lad you should clean your house or hire a cleaner
I'm moving to America to live in an ultra-conservative Mormon community in the desert
>>2203759093 trash projects in a row, not sure why anyone would want this unless he’s promised to only play music from donda and prior albums
>>220376043
>>220376015imagine how grim that festival must be.
>>220375972Yeah he now orders a coke zero with his falafel and veggie burgers
>>220376047I have narcolepsy so I'm always tired unfortunately it really affects my quality of life>>220376049I don't think it's particularly scary or anxiety inducing. The voice therapist is nice
>>220376023hey sacked tranny, i'm a big fan. i even wrote you a song. hope you enjoy.https://vocaroo.com/1lK6BOK3gyT8
every tranny has a shopping list of mental illnesses
>>220376081I have social phobia
>>220376089gender dysphoria is a mental illness so yeah
>>220376081fucking hell you really are a mess arent you is there a disease or disorder you don't have? i wold kill myself if i was as disabled and mental as you
>>220376089why don't they just identify as mentally well?
i'm going to say something transphobic
I used to drink diet cokes to help lose weight, but I got addicted and was having 4 bottle a day. Was feeling proper sick all the time and I got a dangerously high blood pressure reading, was going to be put on meds, but mumberg mentioned my diet coke addiction and the doctor shook his head and said that's possibly the cause.Now I just drink fizzy sweetened water to keep the cravings at bay.
err yeah sometimes in difficult situations i panic so i have anxiety disordersometimes when bad things happen in my life i get upset and a bit sad, i have a major depressive disorder
>>220376089I only have three
got an anxiety disorder
i have a shopping list of mental disorders and it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact ive been smoking weed every day since i was 12 years old
>>220376126*writes you a prescription for pills*Therapists might give you a call in a few years
on the 7.5mg monjouro
>>220376113could have been the caffeine in it
>>220376113just eat bananas mate much healthier and makes you actually full so you stop eating
>>220376089do you mean they're seeking out mental illnesses or did you just use a crappy analogy?
Employed Woman is low key the best troll who has ever posted here. Causes so much seethe among thick bastards who don’t realise they’re being trolled and laughed at lol
Fucking hell March has dragged on. Feels like 2 and a half months in one.
I have wanted to be a woman for a very long time, but I've never pursued it. I'm 32 now and am still a woman in my dreams. The only person I've ever told is mumberg and my ex gf. Scared to get treated for it because I'm worried that I'll just be encouraged to transition (I'm 6 ft 3 and broad shouldered so I'd just look ridiculous)
>>220376169October was 3 years ago
>>220376113>I used to drink diet cokes to help lose weight
>>220376169It's an hour shorter if anything
>>220376169March only seems long because it’s sandwiched between two short months.
>>220376169longest month of the year innit
i got anxiety disorder with chinese characteristics it not right
>>220376162He meant “laundry list” not “shopping list” but he’s thick so of course he got the phrase wrong. Probably fat as well and thinking about food shopping.
>>220376172Are you serious?
>>220375810Why do you hate us so much? :(
>>220376162>>220376193ah yes the autistic freaks are finally awake. grow up, everybody knew what he meant
870 quid in checkingit's not looking good!
>>220376176I went from 25 stone to 13 stone (now weigh 14 stone since being at the gym for a year)
>>220376201Uh oh thicko melty
>>220376191SCREAMING>>220376207Yeah it was the diet coke that did that.
>>220376189Surely October is the longest month as it has 31 days + 1 extra hour when the clocks go back?
>voice training 30 year old /brit/ niggas learning to talk
>>220376193you need a laundry list but are calling other people thick. it's just 1 thing: clothes
>>220376196Yes, 100% serious.
>>220376224Take the L mate
>>220376201i think its reasonable to expect people to use correct language. i genuinely wasnt sure if he meant they go around looking for mental illnesses to add to their personality or if they already have a long list.
>>220376207Also I have no idea what you just said, we don't measure weight in stones anymore you anglo-norman tree savage
>>220376223got goo goo gaa gaa at 2pm
>>220376218>Yeah it was the diet coke that did that.Stop being obtuse, you know what people mean when they say that.
>>220376220>what are semantics
thoughts on sub-Roman Britain?
should I wash my clothes today or my clothes? this is all too confusing for me
>>220376240
greekschizo melty
>>220376193>Probably fat as well and thinking about food shopping.Sent him to the hadopelagic zone>>220376201>ah yes the autistic freaks are finally awakeYour parents wake up late
>>220376234I'm not right-wing btw, you're attacking a comrade.
They say stones in ireland tho
>>220376245745 hours being greater than 744 hours isn't semantics. 745 is objectively a larger number.
>>220376264how do you feel about your immigration stance making the country more right-wing by importing millions of ultra-religious and socially conservative third worlders? not helping your cause, surely?
>actually thinking a minor error in posts is indicative of intelligence
>>220376290Get checked for autism mate if you haven't already
>>220376297You think about minors a lot do you?
mental how some people have good lives innitthey wake up and they're all like 'oh yes, another day to enjoy and not consider suicide'mental, truly fucking mental
>>220376309
>>220376290Reckon July or August are the longest, as those have 31 days and the days are longest in summer.
>>220374466based off the swarthy celtic tribes aint they
Loving the energy and vitality in /Brit/ this morning
>>220376302I'm sorry you're upset that I corrected you when you said "March is the longest month" (factually incorrect) lad but there's no need for namecalling.
>>220376293Mass immigration is class warfare.
>>220376332You genuinely have autism
>>220376319state of those creps
>>220376259>Your parents wake up lateSCREAMIJG DONE HIM
>>220376328*takes you to the side and gently bums you*
>>220376319corr get her willy sucked
>lass says "oh my god my dog is the smelliest thing in the world"This autistic lad>"um actually the smelliest thing in the world is Thioacetone not your dog"
>>220376322Actually go to the celtic parts of Britain and see how ridiculous this /pol/ larp is. They're an extremely pale people with a small minority with dark features (who are Iberian, not Celtic)
leftypol reading The Fall by Camus
>>220376365The Balls by Cackpoo
@EW send us a pic to brighten up our morning x
leftypol eating cat shit
>>220376333right well i wish more of you leftists thought that way.
>>220376319curious how all trannies dress like incel teenage males in the hoody, trousers/jeans and dead trainers look. its like they all shop at tranny outfitters
>>220376362didn't the celts come from iberia?
>>220376380Woke politics is unironically literally a psyop solely invented by certain organisations to prevent genuine socialist movements from forming.
gray haired vixens
Just another addition to the shopping list of embarrassing meltdowns
>>220376225What do your mum and ex-gf say?
>>220376392'celt' is a pretty broad and mostly useless term to describe many peoples stretching from spain to germany
Kids are off soon aren't they? Half term?
>>220376392No, they came from central Europe. Celts are literally Germanic.
>>220376375she's already DMing me matemegabus to shrewsbury booked for next week
well I phoned my dad but it went to voicemail so I've done as much as I can. I've done my duty as a good son.
i can heal her
This thread makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of you genuinely have undiagnosed autism
>>220376259SCREECHING LIKE A BANSHEE IN HEAT
>>220376309>>220376319thats you done
>>220376424What porn you reckon he watches?
>>220376429It surprises me that somewhat normal people would post here
>>220376415they're already off mate
>>220376429As opposed to your diagnosed autism, right?
>>220376456Mad
28 years since the finale and seinfeld still hasn't been topped as the best sitcom ever (peep show comes very close though)
driving to shrewsbury right now
‘tism is just one of the shopping list of mental disorders /brit/ posters suffer from
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN A SHOPPING LISTIS IT A LIST OF WHAT YOU WANT OR A LIST OF WHAT YOU HAVE??? I NEED TO KNOW
>>220376444Not sure but his instagram is just page after page of bimbo influencers posing and coombaiting. He also finds those bogged KPOP monstrosities attractive so god knows.
>>220376483got a bad case of yellow fever me
>>220376476seinfeld is jewslopeven something like inbetweeners clears it
>>220376510yeah but say what you like about the jews, they make great comedy
>>220376499What a lad I'd follow himYou should try phone him again
why does leftypol only care about Jewish rapegangs and not Muslim rapegangs
does nofap work
Quite sunny out might go got an incelsit in the sun
>>220376427feel bad for whatever psychic damage this random woman sacked tranny sent has incurred from twisted tranny gooner freaks wanking over her pic
>>220376525define "work"
blud’s having a full blown melty because he accidentally used a malapropism and looked a bit thick lol
>>220376515ive never laughed with them just at them
>>220376525work for what
>>220376526lies, it's cloudy
>>220376505it's incurablenot been on a date with a white woman in six years
I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus.
>>220376479What's in Shrewsbury?
>>220376535>>220376543fuck off, you know
saints row was better than gta
>>220376525It does.
autistic freaks: why am i still a virgin? also autistic freaks: >>220376540
>>220376560Aldi :)
EW scared off againyou lot are fucking animals leave her alone
>>220376585>her
>>220376562noporn is the one. if you get horny randomly then have a wank if you want but don't create artificial horniness by loading up pictures of naked ladies because thats where the problems start
>>220376576don’t forget your shopping list lad
>>220375810Reminder Cumbria is a travesty. Bring back cumberland and westmorland
not a single person who uses the word "malapropism" has ever had sex
>>220376550Last east asian I was intimate with called me pig because I'm 'pink and sleep a lot'. Maybe the Chinese are just more racist than the other onesStill love em tho
cold palmer
>>220375969Literally katsu curry
>>220376615Done yourself there
>>220376615You just used it omds are you a virge?
>>220376569i used to say this but never truly believed it, even if saints row was materially better than gta, gta had atmosphere and aura that puts it head and shoulders over saints row
>>220376620When you put your hand in the freezer before wanking
Saw EW out and about
Fancying some chili tonight
>>220376641Bradley
dont see how any white person could be intimate with a chinese woman. you're sat on the couch watching netflix and shes like 你是猪,因为你全身粉红色,而且很爱睡觉。
blud’s now admitting he’s a virgin, how deep is this meltdown going to go LMAO, all because he used a wrong word and made himself look a bit thick btw
>>220376635>>220376637baited again
>>220376638the later saints row games lost their aura but sr2 and the first to a lesser extent had it in droves and is still better than every gta
hes been done
>>220376655and then I'm like かんじよめないよ
>>220376673Very low iq opinion. Exemplified by saying "aura"
>>220376619lol I call my gf pig as well (猪子)because she sleeps for so longlike until 10am every single dayshe'd be a great dole tosser if she was British
>Scott Mills was questioned in 2018 over allegations of serious sexual offences against a teenage boy under 16, but the investigation was later closed due to lack of evidence.>The Metropolitan Police said a man, who was in his 40s at the time of the interview, was investigated over allegations reported to have happened between 1997 and 2000.What is it about gays and paedophilia?
>>220376710It's racist but it's very funny. Are you Chinese?
So(y)pointing has been fashionable for centuries
*shakes the /brit/ toilet cubicle*Someone's taking a shite
>>220376713Another one on the shopping list of BBC paedos. Disgraceful.
>>220376700i only said it because the other guy said itsr2 > every gta
gta 5 was boring as shit and the radio stations werent very funny and the soundtrack was shit and the storyline was boring, the world was empty, it took too long for GTA online to have anything interesting, shark cards were a rip off, the cars were dull, just overall it was a shit game and lil zoomers out there need to take off the nostalgia goggles
Video games are for children
don't find east asian women attractive at all if i'm honest, not sure why, they all remind me of my sister for some reason
>>220376713Why are gay men like this
by god it's him, the incredible one-cocked mancruising the town with his singular penis picking up scrap for his dad's recycling business
>>220376749right that's why there's a lot of them with profanity and extreme violence and sometimes even full frontal nudity these days
>autistic can't into the imagination and whimsy required to enjoy video gamesTypical
we must have the most nonces per capita in this country
driving instructor was a fat gay australian who was part of a pyramid marketing scheme for kitchenware hed promote on his instagram and would make uncomfortable jokes about how fat he was like ‘i hope im not spilling into your seat haha’
>>220376742Nah it was good actually
>>220376742It looked good and the heists were a good gimmick but. Gta IV had more realism that i liked (except the bank heist in that).
>>220376752for me its SEA cuties
>>220376763Alri
>>220376728nah im white
>>220376427hate cutting scars. my boss' daughter has them all up her thighs and it's so sad since she's a nice pretty girl
>>220376774We just grass ours out while other countries keep theirs hush
>>220376764Shut up you nonce
>On 16 March 2016, the bridge crossing the M3 at Fleet services was officially named the Scott Mills Bridge and a plaque unveiledthe nonce bridge
>>220376774
>>220376774America literally has a president for a nonce.
its almost time to switch the service station calendar to april, i wonder what station itll be this month
>>220376830All me
>>220376830Each red dot donotes 14million downloads? Blimey
>>220376848nonces tend to download in bulk
>>220376830>no nonces in northern east Anglianow that I simply do not believe
Still waiting for GTA Cheadle
>>220376774In Belgium it was literally proven that there was a deep state pedo ring and 10s of thousands of people protested on the streethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_MarchAbout 27 people died mysteriously in the investigation and whistle blowing of pedo murders there
had a positive interaction with the girl at the servo countergonna milk this for all the self esteem it's worth for the next year
>>220376830hate when reports like this use the word "vile", it's unnecessary moral grandstanding and only serves to make me slightly suspicious of the person who wrote it
>>220376830This country suffers from nonce hysteria
>>220376830Southerners have a lot to answer for
>>220376879
been chatting with this peng black bird
Why is my enjoyment of a book ruined when I realised it's written by a woman?
>>220376901no such thing
>>220376909most (fiction) books are written by women
>>220376838That sounds exciting. I had a sneak peak at my STD calendar for April and I have gonorrhea to look forward to.
get the fit young bradders posted
>>220376924poo bradley
>>220376879fucking um
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poop.
>>220376875They were unvaccinated rorke stop pedalling unhinged conspiracy theories
noncing is how gays reproduce
making a shopping list of all the reasons why I’m a virgin
>>220376945oh like you haven't read loads of articles on the bbc or the guardian or the daily mail that spam the word "vile" when describing anything from noncery to racist comments
>>220376914she's lightskin has a fro and is fit (pic semi related)what more could you want
>>220376948I remember being in uni giggling and kicking my feet reading your posts. I'm 28 now and you're still at it. Fair play lad
>>220376975rorke's vile cheesy willard
cold out, sixt time dis week
>>220376970distinctly remember being at kindy walking back and forth from one side of the yard to the other repeating "if you touch me you will die" in a robot voice deliberately trying to scare off the other kids from talking to me so it was pretty much over from birth shagwise it would seem
>>220377008Shes 40?
>>22037703926
This was us with 190
>>220377058howlingyh..190cm master race was based
>>220376970going to see about crossing them off like in my name is earl?
did anyone ever make the joke that he was 190kg instead hahacould be a funny one ive just invented
>>220377058hate when yts use crashing out to mean "raised their voice slightly"where i'm from "crashing out" means something you dont come back from
>>220377080that was a fairly popular one aye
>>220377058Think it was just "nonced your niece again 190?"
Imagine dating some gym girl but then fattening her up into some unhealthy slob
aussie school girls
rorke,
>>220377095don't want to imagine that so i won't
>>220377107they've all gone missing
>>220377080i invented that joke in 2014
>>220377107nice in theory but when you actually see them they're like rats scurrying about the place
Imagine if this happened and it concluded that Pakis were sub human and should be deported en masse
>>220377095>babe I really have to get back to my gym class its been 2 months now>but you promised we could watch chick flicks and have pizza and ice cream
>>220377132Mate I used to wank off to the school girls in Home and Away
>>220377134Kek
sir coward starmer
it's literally impossible for me to get drunk anymore because my tolerance is so high that i have to drink so much alcohol so quickly that it's more than tummyberg can handle so it just gets chundered straight back out
>>220377134dont need an inquiry to come to that conclusion
>>220377155
>>220377164t. would jump off a bridge if Israel asked him too
Why is every bbc presenter a nonce
>>220377112joyce made me an ultraliberal
>>220377164Fuck off zogbot
no iranian ever called me incel
Iranians are cool. Americans on the other hand...
>>220377164Sex with Sikh women
real fascism is something no american or brit has ever experienced and quite frankly calling people fascists is an insult to real victims of fascism
brit full of twisted deformed incel spastics as usual
I have black pudding, eggs, bacon and sausages and beans. How the fuck do you make fried bread? Fry it in the same pan you cook the bacon in? I have only ever made toast or eggy bread
>>220377095I am an architect and I approve of this message
>>220377227yeah
maybe if tyrones weren't killing changs on the reg or antagonising them at every opportunity, changs would like them more. just a thought
oven chips and steak for dinner
>>220377243Are you the English bloke living in Poland or just random Pole?
big fan of wogs who realise whites are just better but not in a way that they feel inferior
>>220377227
>>220375810not nice is it
>>220377134We're prohibited from saying what the root cause of this is even though we all know it. So whats the point in this? Nothing will happen. The one thing that will solve the issue will never be discussed.
tyrones have no personality beyond sex, hope culture and complaining about whites
>>220377243Adrian when he invites Scotchpole for pierogi
Wish things were better
>>220377296s
>>220377274random pole
>>220377248just something I think about sometimesanother one is calling men in an age gap relationship paedophiles when the woman is an adult>>220377278My village looks like this in the summer, just without the mobile shop. sometimes we get an ice cream van though
>>220377257they're allowed to be racist thugs even though they complain about the exact same thing happening to them. without a shred of self-awareness or irony. and to highlight this is considered racist by their leftypol zealots
Noticed a lot of Br
>>220377321False memory. Sorry mate none of that existed
>>220377320Oh ok I was looking for the other one. God bless you
when i was growing up there was a singleblack family in my town of 40,000false memory?
>>220377358>>220377358>>220377358
