Lottery ticket economy edition
>>220374116Stupid picture. Prove you're kenyan.
>>220374106Well good for you Mikey. I never knew you had gotten married. I hope you’re going to raise them in the faith
>>220374005and what is the will of God
women are good
>>220374154Repent and believe the Gospel. To do good and his law.
>>220374156Mid as fuk
>>220374144
>>220374156the face of a bloke. put on some make up you freak
just saw a morning ghost
>>220374145I'm not big into religion. But due to culture they'll have to be reared up Catholic or they'll fall head and heels for the evangelicals who have sent missionaries over here. All they do is try to convert travellers. I hope your government is keeping watch.
Tunehttps://youtu.be/vBJKG8_CkDU?si=F1MwPdGWptuezgE7
just saw a mourning wood
>>220374186corr would love to suck her pishy flaps
IRN BRU
>>220374200There is something wrong with you
if your penis split off and grew into the size of a man and developed a penis and a bum hole of its own would you suck its dick or eat its arse first
I'll play one song. The last song. And it's for the English people. Because I know there is a quare few scots and Welsh them. Welsh are cowards by the way. Sucking off Englands tit for hundreds of years. Celt's my arse. https://youtu.be/SH50D2TAIa8?si=IWoTChQdV8DnaYR9
>>220374168can't imagine snape wearing anything with a zipper
>>220374230suck its dick obvs
>>220374230Call the cops there's a black man in my house um no no no no no not cool
i come from a land down under
>>220374261
You never hear nothing about English folk music. Cucked by the gaels.
Love the Welsh and sorry for the colonialism we did to you
was never able to get a slinky to do that thing where it goes down the stairs
>>220374278Stolen song from a stolen land
I noticed that ac black flag and rogue have a welsh and irish protagonists and they both suck english dick, that'd be expected if these games were made by the british but they're french, so weird
>>220374319bet whatever native britons or picts you have around britain aren't pissing and moaning about the saxons and the normans
>>220374116I hate losing money, so I hardly invest in anything except the S&P 500. Like 90% liquid.
>>220374322don't seem to recall edward kenway sucking english dick
>>220366541stupid creature
>>220374309lived in a bunaglow me so never got to even use my slinky in anger
another pointless day of toil
>>220374354why do british people seem to call every single-storey house a bungalow?
Lowe is right get him in and get devolution axed. Holyrood running at £26 billion deficit. Senedd running at £22 billion. Stormont running at £15 billion. These celtoid scum are milking merry England for all it's worth.
>>220374373bungalows a bungalow
>>220374373cuckolded by brownoidslate 17th century: from Hindi baṅglā ‘belonging to Bengal’, from a type of cottage built for early European settlers in Bengal.
>>220374373Thats what it is mate. Sorry that the thought of stairs fills you with a primordial fear
>>220374379Thought he was a quare?
>>220374377Need celtic women to milk me (my willy)
>>220374379has to be a bot
get fucked car mongs
>>220374399Its always about women x
wish i lived in knothole glade from fable except without the werewolves
>>220374412>knothole>werewolveshmm
>>220374407this is all drumpf's fault, plus the jews of course
DescriptionA blacksmith who trains in the art of Ninjutsu while pondering enlightenment
>>220374420i'm afraid i don't know what you mean lad!
>>220374407six seven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDcutf47UI0
reckon everything would be fixed if we just sent them all back
>>220374430Good lads (and ladies)
reckon if i were a doctor, instead of putting my degree up on the wall of office, i'd just have a thing that says "i am a doctor, t. university"
Oh sorry this is /aus/ was looking for /brit/
Scott Mills is a nonce.
>>220374412>people in Knothole Glade have darker skin than people in Oakvale, Bowerstone and Hook Coast.
>>220374439then we need to bring all white people back from australia
>>220374430>no one sitting close to the chinaman>black person hiding their faceKek
>>220374456why would a university say i am a doctoralso no one outside 4chan knows what t. means you schizo dumb cunt
business idea: kill your entire family and then act surprised when you're mad at me
>>220374470i'll come back if you get the pakis and blacks out
>>220374484sorry i didnt know you were jewish
>>220374470Australians built Australia. Everything in Australia was built by white Australians
>>220374470our country we built it simple as
>>220374501indians built britain . why else is it terrible
Genuinely don't understand why Aussies post here instead of /anzac/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJkVQ59MFw
>>220374504brits built australia
>>220374515remember when her party lasted TWO (2) months before collapsing?
>>220374517Because they love us and we love them.
>>220374517
>>220374517>Genuinely don't understand Cant say I'm surprised. Low iq dumbfuck
>>220374517we're sons of Britain lad
>>220374540cheer up
buying a can of monster from the Sikh bossman
>>220374540r
>>220374517i imagine most of us have never been in the army
>>220374522funny because it was immediately infiltrated by islamists which make her and corbyns brains go haywire.
>>220374541australians built anzac.
croikey mayte am gettin me arse blacked by a bladdy koala
>>220374530Learn to search
>>220374530Learn to search, poof.
>>220374530Learn to search, fag.
>>220374606>2014Golden age compared to now.Big Dave was in charge.
>>220374593>>220374606>>220374615right well i'll just get in my time machine back to 2014 then shall i
Uh oh melty!
me dads gonna be 82 in june
Me? Made the very first /brit/ the moment /int/ was created and I saw some other countries generals
>>220374625Cant remember what year it is but bet on Leicester winning the Premier league x.
>>220374515muzzies arent supposed to listen to music. it's haram.https://youtu.be/Y_EjNSOVuxghttps://youtu.be/-3GMg7J9ZXU
>>220374650More like eighty poo in poon
>>220374660https://youtu.be/e2Y2oV-9EscGot some bangers thoughbeit
realised today that most of time when someone's tailgating you they're not doing it because they're a dick, they're doing it because they're on their phone and not paying attention to their speed or how close they are
>>220374651Create the world in 6 days as well yeah?
>>220374650I got my dad into /brit/. He occasionally spends his sundays here. We laugh and shout jokes to each other from across the hall. He's 73.
morning lads
>>220374681you dont see much WAM porn nowadayswonder why it went out of fashionjust a bit of fun wasnt it
>>220374679Get him a poo seal card for his birthday
>>220374306
women fart and i hate it
>>220374686he unironically loves rorke/leftypol posting, hates bradders (he likes tipping point more) and loves slag postings
>>220374709Ok but it’s just not true is it
>>220374430>they deliberately sat far away from the Chinese guySCREAM
>>220374675Most of the time it's just a downie in a ute or pickup truck
the toil freaks do be going to toil lool they be walking into the office and saying "good morning" *nods head* and shit loool fucking weird cunts
>New rules requiring weekly food waste collections for all homes in England have come into force, but dozens of councils are still not ready to provide the service.The absolute fucking state of this country.
>>220374725
>>220374734You will live with your poor poor mother until she dies. Your poor mother will never be proud of her son. What a failure you are omdzzzxx
Got the Gatcha games loaded up
>>220374752absolutely rattled that runt's cage
>>220374709youre there wanking with your 73 year old father on /brit/disgusting buggers, both of you
>>220374752In my defence today and 1st December were the only times I would’ve seen it i wasn’t here before that
>>220374731usually a ford ranger or some zoomer p plater in a vw golf round my area
>>220374750I put mine out weekly but sometimes I forget and the bags burst and start stinkingClean it up council janny
>>220374765try doing a sex instead
>>220374781dangerous and downright stupid
Love seeing women struggling out reps and there's a shit load of that shit all over tiktok for free. Thank you China
wonder if aliens made the pyramids
>>220374781Offering your arse up again?
wish i had a tummy like that
how do you recycle in your area? we have to seperate cardboard/plastic/tins/glass into these boxes and it's a real pain in the fucking arse
>>220374819usually dump it in the river mate
mon bumme is tres pooey madame
>>220374819i just put it all in the black binwho the hell caresthey just put the "recycling" in land fill anyway, none of it gets recycled
>>220374839Not true though is it
another day the same as yesterday
>>220374819not gay so l just chuck it in the bin
>>220374839same. gave up recycling years ago. i used to care but why should. the country and the planet is dying regardless.
Day 3 of having a cold, tying to put shit in the loft but it's hard work because I'm so fatigued
off to play chess at the library
had a dream that my auntie died and it was sad but then i woke up and remembered she's already dead
>>220374854Paki mindset
Sick of being found out by archivelad whenever I post a gimmick
cant t4rn the fn 36c2 6ff 6n 0y 2eyb6ard he3*
>>220374873i hate the archive. defeats the purpose
>>220374868dumb goy. bet you pay for a tv licence as well don’t you?
playing chess at the library soon got any good memes to share?
mumberg used to get Sky for free when she worked for them but when you retire you only get it for a further 2 years before you have to pay for it. Absolutely disgraceful
>>220374868not really. its because of them i feel this way. the government prioritises them despite them being awful people so im not playing along. if british people were looked after instead of grim foreigners then id happily contribute
>>220374700>giffuck off
How the fuck does this work? You're investigated for a crime, there's no evidence so the investigation is closed and you're free to go. And then donkeys years later the BBC says, actually no this is really bad and fire you for something the police couldn't prove. Wtf?!?
>>220374857grow up
>>220374898
>>220374816Auto androphilia on the rise among womenSuch cases
>>220374156Would
Oh look the nonce defenders have shown up
>>220374919Was likely asked when he signed his contract whether he has ever been investigated for criminal/sexual offences that could embarrass the BBC and he said no.
>>220374919if you think the decision was based entirely off that single event then you have a room temp IQ.
Oh look the chess defenders have shown up
>>220374819recycling is a scam as penn & eller provedonly aluminimum is worth recycling
>>220374925Magus Karlsson
>>220374889>>220374911Yes pakis and immigrants dont understand society and community in UK its just "what can i get and how much" thats your mindset too. Basically a whore
>>220374952well you've got to defend in chess otherwise you'll get checkmated
>>220374912Ancient gimmick
>>220374966You don't win chess games by defending
>penn & eller
>>220374960nothing financial about it you pillock
>>220374960Your racism only feeds the war machine
you know what they say, the best offence is a good defense
>>220374925
>>220374919probably have people who know he did it
>>220374979I do, I create such an impenetrable defence my opponent knocks over their king in sheer awe at my fortress I've created
>>220374973Yeah I haven’t posted it in a while. I’m gonna bring back some of my old classics including this one.
>>220374919What is new evidence
still remember like 10 years ago when i kept spamming /g/ for moot to allow mkvs and he said he wouldnt because it would allow people to hide cp (unlike gifs somehow)and then of course we got webm and mp4
Always thought it would be super interesting to work for CalMac. I've got a pretty stable job, good pay, job security but I think I was born to travel the seas.
>>220374960unironically this is what Thatcher wantedthey are the society-less ubermenschen, super-men who care only for the self
recycling is actually good but i dont do it because im lazy unlike the reform gammons in /brit/ who claim they don't do it because it all goes to landfill
>>220374996>Searching for posts that contain ‘“gif fuck off”’ and in ‘gb’. Returning only first 5000 of 6216 results found.Incredible levels of autism
>>220374994Learned that impenetrable defence from the woman you've tried to pull yeah?
Why does the BBC keep employing these sorts of people, Saville, Rolf Harris, Tom Westwood, Huw Edwards and now Scott Mills. Imagine paying an annual tax to support a paedo network
imagine to sucking a bobart
Sir Poo Edwards
recycle? not for me, the universe will recycle earth when it deems necessary
Corr fucking stinks of rotten mouldy cheese in here
>Searching for posts that contain ‘female’ and with the username ‘employed woman’. 67 results found.big fan of this gimmick
mental how good the Chevrolet LS engines are
This temperamental sideThe one you say that you can't hideD'you ever see yourselfThe way it looks to someone else?This temperamental trickThe one you say you can't predict.You're like an empty cupForgive me if I don't wait up.I don't get where you're coming fromWhat is real and what's put onWhat has stayed and what has goneHow long will this thing go on and on?I don't want you to love me.I don't want you to love me.
love exposing freaks with the archive
>>220375031Stick a fork in him.
tea is brewing in the teapot right now
>>220375024Seething that you’ve never invented a gimmick half as successful as mine?
Think putting a TV in my bedroom was the worst mistake ever, on days off I just lie in it and watch YouTube slop all day and get fuck all done
>>220375101bedroom should be for sleeping onlyI say as i type this post on my desk in my bedroom where i will spend most of the day
>>220375117ktim
>>220375117>bedroom should be for sleeping onlywhat about sex with your wife?
>>220375127we don't do that here
>3 UN peacekeepers killed within 24 hours in south Lebanon
>>220375117your smelly childhood bedroom perhaps?
>>220375145*smeggy
>>220375145no my smelly adulthood bedroom in my smelly flat
its not right
3 um shitposters banned withing 24 hours in brit
>>220375161Ireland criticises isreal. Irish get killed the mostHmm
>>220375163s
what do UN peacekeepers do exactly? they're all armed but also completely toothless? they're obviously not going to be shooting at any combatant on either side
>>220375190keep the peace
>>220375190Dutch ones allow serbs to massacre civilians
April tomorrow
>>220375222not for me
>>220375190peacekeeping i reckon
>>220375222worry about today and not tomorrow
>>220375222Might skip it this year
5 months without seasidemarkhe really is gone for good
>>220375203>>220375228doesnt seem to be working
Went to the sauna after my gym sesh and I’m pretty sure this old fella was stroking his cock under his towel while looking at me. Imagine if that was your da ffs he looked so normal
lowkenuinely want to overstep boundaries with the new zoomer trainee at toil
no one:rorke: allow it
>>220375257
I don’t care that you hurt your elbow
>>220375161That's since the 1970s btw, in case you were trying to infer all these deaths have happened in the past month or so. Would hate for you to accidentally post misleading stuff in an attempt to spread antisemitic views
Wake up every morning with my wisdom tooth bleeding
>>220375281rejected sopranos intro lyrics
>>220374430china man has that iron in him
>>220375290
This cold is killing me, just went to the garage to do some light deadlifts but struggled to do 5 reps of 260kg. It's over
>>220375281>>220375290Woke up this morning, got myself a (sore) gum.
>homer bimpson
had a dream i was with my first gf from when i was 15 last night
quite a few gay nonces in positions of power in the british broadcasting corporation, I have observed. Why does this keep happening?
sick of seeing smelly brown bastards everywhere
swifts spend 90% of their life in continuous flight. they eat, sleep, and shag all in the air.
how tf is wifi real? like it's just internet just floating through the air like nitrogen. get fucked
we need Lorry drivers to BLOCK ALL MOTORWAYS AND DUAL CARRIAGEWAYS IN PROTEST TO FORCE THE GOVERNMENT TO LOWER THE PRICE OF PETROL THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!
>>220375386squeeze a tennis ball quite hard. thats how hard your heart has to pump constantly to keep you alive. it must be exhausting
Let's go electric
>>220375389Usually costs me around 50 pound to fill my car it cost me 67 yesterday
>>220375396unsurprising that cardiac issues are a main killer of humans.
>>220375396how come we can't feel it contracting in there then? I don't doubt that I do indeed have a beating heart in there but if it's equivalent to a tennis ball squeeze you'd think you could feel it thumping away
I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP
They say age is just a number
never had a gf or sex until i was 21
Just been called a Tutsi liar in Gregg's
Think AI has just absolutely ruined the rhetorical device of using "This isn't [X]–it's [Y]." Any time I see this now it just makes the whole thing look like an LLM scrawl
currently doing some farming in fs25
>>220375439same except 31 and I've yet to have either
watching and waiting
>>220375439ktim but i lost her and have been a virge for 5 years
is Pete Tong Chinese?
>>220375414surrounded by a thick layer of shock-absorbing and protective fat and tissue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLO936bgrnw
>>220375386And she has the gall to lecture us about the environment.
Sir Dennis Ball
>>220375481scr
>>220375477csing
In bed. Farting.
>>220375388so much this I'm meant to believe data and films and that just flies through the air and isn't magic?
fucking hate scousers
turned num ock off andam using my numpadasarrowkets
/brit/ isn't a gladiatorial free-for-all to shout about pooing and wanking– it's a bastion of freedom to debate slags and crisps.
NOW THEN DICKHEADS
Trumpo has just invaded Kharg Island
>>220375501salt & vinegar chads won yesterday's debate
>>220375507Sorry I don't play Nintendo games.
>Wrong sperm given to UK families by IVF clinics in northern Cyprus
sour cream and onion
I support Iran
>>220375521did the baby come out black
>>220375530worse. irish.
The white man needs to RISE UP and reclaim what is rightfully OURS
>>220375507that the one with the big monkey ?
>>220375530Sperm donor articles always make me laugh because the lesbians have sat down and picked out an absolute chad of a white man to parent their child, then Mehmet Fatcuntoglou has impregnated them with his own load
>>220375538this is on the nose even for you GCHQ do better mate
Sir Sperm Donor
>Mehmet Fatcuntoglou
Trump has just invaded Fart Island
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUkhFAxCCYZ/
>>220375275oh yeah? why does Lebanon need peacekeepers hmmm
im an ivf baby. dads spunk couldnt be arsed swimming
>>220375538pint of boltmaker and a packet of rorke scratchings please barkeep
>>220375592
doing a right massive poo i am
Sir Bing Cosby
>>220375565There was a telly program many years back about 'unofficial' IVF sperm donors, often used by lesbian couples, and the filmmakers spoke to this baldy cunt who explained they contact him on facebook, come to an arrangement, he drives to their gaff in his van, wanks in a cup, rings the doorbell and hands it over then goes on his way.I can't remember if these women paid him for the privilege or if it was purely a fetish thing for him. I wanna say they also paid him a few hundred quid but I might be misremembering it. Anyway the guy was definitely not a top genetic specimen. He was a grotty bald coomer who drove a white van. Not that it seemed to matter to these lesbonyms.
>>220375612Ktim. My bathroom is so grimy the back of the door is minging proper grim cunt i am
fucking cold again
Sir Bing Doorbell (from £4.99/month)
>>220375629could always try aiming your jobbies into the toilet bowl rather than splattered against your bathroom door lad
>>220375641>jobbies
Dreamed my Dad was still alive, waking up felt like a punch in the chest
DPD lurking…
>>220375629just cos i'm doing a massive poo doesn't mean my door is manky lad you should clean your house or hire a cleaner
dead dad lad and his dead dad dreams
>>220375657mine is still alive, should probably give him a call.Sorry to hear of your father's passing x
Translation: Professional (two-voice voice) Category: Cube in Cuba | | | NON-NORMATIVE LEXICS
jobbie is a fun word to say in a jock accent>jwoahhbbeh
steins gate was quite good actually
whenever i used to order pizza as recently as 2019 it was usually a white person delivering it but now it's an indian 100% of the time
Been grafting since 7am. Walked to the van rental place, hired myself a transit, went to B&Q, bought planks and joists to build decking in my garden, scoffed a big fat bacon butty from the van in the car park, started putting it all together and I’m just on break now. You cunts? Probably just woke up, still in your pyjamas, dossing off like you do every day. Am I right?
shiteing in my hands and rubbing it up the walls for ireland
>>220375678thanks fren
>>220375706walked dogberg and had a coffee and a banana actually
>>220375706mikey
>>220375657well he isntget a grip
got this weird thing i do where ive mentally seperated my life into before and after my dad died. like AD and BC
>>220375741still a virgin in both
>>220375706wanked dogberg and had a coffee and a banana actually
Waiting for the dogshit zinger express
never seeded a torrent in my life never will
>>220375741can see myself descending into a Tim Byrne esque character once my own parents pass away. I think the isolation will be too much for my brain. I have a job and live by myself and all that but I think once I truly have no one to speak to and I am fully locked in my own mind (besides shitposting here) I will go insane and kill myself.
>>220375783seeded your mum plenty
>>220375706been toiling since just after 7 me. bit behind with some projects so i'm trying to catch up. just visiting /brit/ for a poo and then i'm back to it.
NEW>>220375810>>220375810>>220375810
>>220375790drinking every night will buy you several years and keep you sane
>>220375819true
