Chee Zees edition
got some cock in the back of a van
why do the jews like to go around killing innocent people for fun?
>>220378975https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwykq2lqjw7o
Oregon girls for every ANGLO
first edible down the hatch
Don't understand how anyone in this country thinks they can get away with shit if they're famous. It will come out eventually and your career will be fucked
>>220379029...and thats why i can never be famous
mincing around in the gay of hormuz
for me it's birds who take the right wing grifter to onlythot pipeline
Started playing Albion Online so I did, seems a fun little grindy game
Thank you for posting the new
why didn't we honour the special relationship and died for israel like trump asked?
the proof is in the pudding
>>220379035Aye, I reckon it's better to just become rich and remain in the shadows, then no one is really gonna care too much about your debauchery
>Influencer faces jail after smuggling £150k of cannabis into Edinburgh Airport
>>220379029I reckon when you get famous you find out they're all at it, and the only way you end up getting "exposed" during your lifetime is by trying to blow the whistle.
>>220379038*gay of whoremuz
the poof is in the pudding
>>220379011>Between 1997 and 2000 Yawn
>>220379053would rip this up almost instantly, if you want to write a strongly-worded letter to me you had better have legible handwriting
>>220379053would tape a reply to their door saying didnt read lol
>>220379072do these people think you can just fill a suitcase with weed and nobody will notice
>>220379054As if. We sent lads to die in Iraq and Afghanistan for the USA and that got us fuck all. Fool me once, shame on you etc
>>220379015That's Portugal innit?
>>220379072Hope they execute her
>>220379080and the pudding?spotted dick
>>220379081it was old school paedoing
>>220379115they're big on that in Edinburgh
the united states seems like a completely dysfunctional society, dunno how the whole place didn't collapse decades ago
>>220379054the "special relationship" doesn't include dying in a retarded holy war to defend Israel
>>220379080>the poof is in the pudding*the poof of the pudding is in the eating [of arses]
tung tung tung sahur
>>220379125And then digging up the bodies for medical research. Yeah i know
watching boogie2988 aka the jimmy savile of youtube
hmmmwhat should i have for suhoor? oh, I know!
>>220379141USD is the global reserve country to they have infinite money for one.
Really should've brushed my teeth last night before bed after having loads of fresh lemon in my gin and tonics and prawn cocktail
>>220379011>Mills was questioned in 2018 over the historical allegations of serious sexual offences, but the investigation - which began in 2016 - was closed in 2019 after the CPS deemed there was insufficient evidence to bring charges.So why was he sacked then?
£270 monthly shop at Aldi, paying employed womans wage here it lush
>>220379171leftypol offering up his 11-year-old niece
>>220379170how does he always have a hot gf, these women have no self respect
>>220379143not very special then is it
>>220379182new director general cleaning out the skeletons
>>220379189she's mentally ill, daddy issues and probably stockholm syndrome
at toil (wfh)
>>220379226the cope
>>220379226and? still better than my incel chud life
boogie woogie woogie woogie
>>220379054he keeps saying they've already won but for some reason the war keeps going
wfh niggas shagging at toil
think we should find out where sacked tranny works and all shop at that same aldi
BOOGIES A ZOMBIE
>>220379246keeps clicking continue campaign rather than quit to menu
>>220379260that information is already known
7UP zero is peng
>>220379182Why should you lose your job over claims that didn't have evidence? What a bizarre precedent that would be
>>220379277How about you GrowUP
another gay man !
>>220379281no smoke without fire that's what I always say and that's why I've executed nineteen witches this week
Mad that you can easily buy into the idea there's a massive gender war in the White West with men believing in alpha male redpill manosphere ideology and women believing in KillAllMen woke cancel culture ideology but the extreme manosphere guys are mostly posting from India and Nigeria while the radfems are all in South Korea and Indonesia
>>220379285How about you grow DOWN
scott mills touched me bum in 1997 and only now have i gained the strength and courage to tell my story. this is my truth. listen and learn. believe all women
>>220379317Starting a go fundme page for you right now hun
>>220379307for all I know it may well be totally normal outside in the real world and I'd end up with a shag and a gf if only I bothered to leave the house. Quite honestly I don't know as I... never go out
>>220379316>Callum Turner got to shag this AND prime Vanessa Kirby It's just not fair
>>220379317it was a lad under 16 at the time and it seems like it was investigated much earlier
The big orange nonce just said we need to get our own fuel.
>>220379332more like a go bum me page lol
learning to style my hair at the young age of 29
Collecting biomass off the streets and feeding biomass into reactors to generate energy
>>220379357if the fuel doesn't start flowing again they're going to do something insane like nuke them
A healthy anus typically appears as an even, circular set of puckered skin, with a clear transition between the external skin and the reddish, moist inner lining (anal mucosa). It should show no visible cuts, lesions, lumps, or bulges. Appearance varies, with potential for darker skin pigmentation or hair, which is normal.
a merry band of /brit/ virgins descend upon a random ALDI based on faulty intelligence that a transvestite works therethey walk around for a bit, buy a can of Red Bull and then leave
>>220379272which one? i'll start the trend
>>220379363i gave up at 32
>>220379357We have 500 billion barrels of oil in antarctica that would make us the richest nation on earth by a long shot but we choose not to do anything because we're mongs
>>220379281might be that he didn't disclose it to his employer
ayo that black pussy did actually change him tho on godhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774846914865571.mp4
>>220379357After Biden blew up the nordstream pipeline. They've got some nerve
irannis, desert country, dunethe oil must flow
>>220379317a friend of a friend shagged him in the early 2000s while at uni
>>220379307I live with zoomers (flatmates with me, millenial unc) and they're all hyper-politicized hardcore lefties that literally listen to political podcasts for fun. Don't know how it us in the UK but it can't be that different.And no I haven't shagged them or thought of shagging them up the arse as I'm not a bender
>>220379386dont want to get banned for doxxing but its in the archive
Decided I'm going to become a nonce, how do I go about it?
>>220379426>they're all hyper-politicized hardcore leftiesYeah you're french
>>220379426have they ever shagged you up the arse?
>>220379435first get hired by the beeb
>>220379435ask your da
>>220379438Haven't asked them yet.
>>220379429Start off simple maybe around 3pm start posting things like "mental how fit they are" and "schools closing soon"
>>220379402leftypol on his way to defend grooming gangs
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
wonder what would happen if you googled that
thinking about leaving the house
>>220379553dont
Need to find somewhere quiet I can go and sunbathe this summer.
oh no no no
Thinking of heading down to the woods to play with my new swiss army knife
>>220379558why?
>>220379517Light would flash up on a GCSEHQ monitor and someone would briefly look up and switch it off and go back to playing on their phone
rorke is furious, pacing around his smelly evil incel lair, hitting his head with his tiny fists in disbelief, unable to explain why 100% jewish natalie hershlag looks exactly like 100% british keira knightley
>>220379572x
Thinking of heading down to the woods to play with my new sex arse wife
>>220379562why did he take 6 months to reply
>>220379562He's like the mirror image of leftypol. Utterly obsessed, mindbroken, no self awareness, just lashing out at imagined enemies. It's a massive shame because his telly stuff was quality
>>220379517still screaming at that lad here who was tricked into googling "shaggable kids"
>>220379590Ivan the Faceblind
>>220379615seems like a strange thing to fall for
>>220379615Wonder what he's up to?
>>220379590I'd give her a shlagging if you know what I mean
>>220379615youve been added to a list for even posting that retard
>>220379637mental how fat she is nowdidn't her brother off himself?
Strong and peaceful, wise and braveFighting the fight for the whole world to saveWe the people will ceaselessly striveTo keep our great revolution aliveUnfurl the banners, look at the screenNever before has such glory been seenOceania!Oceania!Oceania!'Tis for theeEvery deed, every thought 'tis for theeEvery deed, every thought 'tis for thee
>>220379615>>220379632/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address and one lad started posting pictures of my house from Google earth and everyone made fun of my Dad's Nissan Almera
>>220379667Leftypol muttering this in his sleep
exberg just texted me
Reminds me of those fake flappy bird games that streamers get tricked into "playing" and it flashes up with naked black guys, shows their IP and starts googling vile shit
>>220379702did you worry you were gonna get murdered
>>220379702what did you post?
>>220379667Thought this was the V rock logo from GTA vice city and this text was going to be the lyrics to too young to fall in love by mötley crüe.Extremely disappointed
>>220379702I remember someone posted a screenshot of Amazon here and it had their address. I think he said he got a letter in the post or something. I'd have pretended I was secretly posting the address of someone I don't like, not admitted it was actually my address
necking a kirk
>>220379667the song in the film with John Hurt in it sounds like The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Music
>>220379006How was it ladPlanning to steal some protein next MondayGagging for it, me
saddens me to think about how most brits will never experience the majesty of kirks pasito
>>220379771Copy And Paste That Title Did You?
>>220379801would have loved kirk's pussy
>>220379808No I Typed It All Out
niggas rly out here raping orcas
>>220379801this doesnt hit the same as when we were kids another thing the jews stole from us
>>220379801prefer a nice can of sparkling elderflower anyway lad x
>>220379854Not very conservative behaviour is it
Mad to think how grooming gangs even start in the first placeImagine you're with all your mates and this one lad says "I've got an idea for something we could all do" and he's got the job of convincing you all to join in
a brown gf for every white man
>>220379801*mogs you*
>>220379859
>>220379854wouldn't stick my dick in a cows mouth me
The lass in the 1984 film was cute thoughShame she was never really in anything elseProbably ruined her career appearing naked and all
>>220379890nice
>>220379887Almost like Pakistanis from shitfuckabad have a completely different culture and mindset to people from Uk
>>220379919watching her vids daily to prepare for my exam
I'm too fat to wear shorts and t-shirts in public, I need to wear extremely baggy clothes to hide my hideous body
>>220379887don't anthropomorphise them lad you know full well they can't think that hard
>>220379922The vast majority of them are pakis but what's mindboggling is that there have been white British grooming gangs. Pretty sure a couple have been Scottish. How the hell would they have started up?
>>220379887>what it is right lads ive been reading this quran thing and it says here we should be raping the infidels women... now you all know me ive nowt against women but>and the prophet was shagging kids as well, so>fucking hell mo>WHAT? HE WAS
Why are Dominicans always zionists?
>>220379954You thought about losing weight x
Oh yeah grooming gangs, fantastic topic for the thread mate
>>220379916what if he was eating out the cow
bump pls>>220379774>>220379774>>220379774
>>220379950honestly they do help. They're essentially free lessons. Eventually you get to the point where you can tell what mistakes the student makes before Aman calls them on it.
>>220379887How did press gangs start?
>>220379961Birds of a feather
>>220379990no x
>>220379983why are you such a little bitch
>>220379979Too much hard work
>>220379983Of all the conversations in here that's the one you object toInteresting
>>220379961
>>220379995aneurysm?
white stuff came out of my willy
>>220380060ball cancer mate get yourself to a doctor pornto
>>220380037This is why Rorke shouldn't be allowed out in public
Left the kitchen a massive disgusting incel-looking dump, bedroom is an absolute tip, whole flat looks like students or crackheads have been living here and the wifeberg has only been visiting her family for two (two) days. Need to sort this out before she's back
>>220380058
yeah right yeah garn
>>220380085niggas be 37 married with four kids still going on 4chan daily talkin about poo and crisps
>>220380037Yeah "rorke" is the one sexually harassing women in public"Rorke"
poo and crisps
Back from shop guys got some bits and pieces bread energy drinks cheese strawberries ham
crisps and poo
>>220380118garnight mate haubauchu
>>220380011It’s really the opposite. Just don’t eat. It’s the opposite of doing stuff. I lost 110lbs over a year (not kidding). It gets really easy after a month and you’re in free fall after that. I’m 6’4” and went from 315 to 205. Now I’m doing weight training because I want to suck men’s cocks, and I want them to let me
junior doctors are about to go on strike again. what does /brit/ think about that?
4chan becomes so much more fun when you just see it as getting as many (You)s as possible. I just treat it like a video game now./tv/ is a particularly ripe place for sowing
just said charlie kirk out loud three times and the lights flickered
>I’m doing weight training because I want to suck men’s cocks,
Got some new scales too I'm 75 kg quite petite really considering I'm 175 cm
>>220380037Its ok thats his sister
my job is so boring I can't do this for another 40 years what are some fun jobs that pay well
Just absolutely ironically hilarious that the most fascist, militaristic, Hitlerian eugenic genocidal national socialist Nietzschean state today is the Jewish State Providence has a sense of humour. I really wonder how Hitler would view Israelis.
>>220380198Fine, men’s “willards,” then. Have it your way
>>220380216female body inspector
rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>220380037how do you say rorke but in russian
>220380205Fat and short
>>220380218>eugeniclol no
>>220380243Island of dr moreau ahh
agreed?
>>220380273japanese niggas are on a whole different unfathomable level of pedophile rape
>>220380243ummm, is this real?
>>220380273that's a child
pooing out of my willy
>>220380216Rock star, pro footballer, movie star, pimp (probably)
say less
>>220380273They are fit to be fair
>>220380321that's a child
>>220380218How do jews reconsile the fact they are gods chosen people with the fact orthodox jews look like nazi propaganda nosferatu creatures and the Ethiopian jews are black and completely different to them
once got called a dunderheaded addlepate in /brit/ and never really recovered
>>220380273the wall comes at you fast
me can't believe it not custard
>>220380338religious people are the masters of cope and mental gymnastics
>>220380236
>>220380341https://youtu.be/6isXNVdguI8
>>220380383dadberg loves this tuneage
>>220380372kahtim
>>220380372sovl
>>220380368stuck any bananas up your nipsy recently, TJ?
had a stressful day lads
>>220380372>le priestyank soyllennials say this every time they see some news about romes top pedo
ricky gervais dead by suicide age 64
>>220380424always get this with prawn toast from the local chinky
I need a job ASAP
>>220380448It not that great mate
rorke bringing a condom to his year 11 prom
Quite good, this.
>>220380443>Richard Dawkins praised Gervais as a "witty hero of atheism and reason"
>>220380448You could become a mushroom cultivator x
>>220380477>prom??
me when i argue with strangers on the internet
brioche is simply not appropriate for a burger bun
>>220380511burgers are overrated
shopping list
>mumberg got the beers inget in de laaads
>>220380535america cry
>>220380510>Only some accounts can replySo people can have a discussion.
Been wondering how I can use up this lettuce and cucumber and lemon now I've finished the prawn cocktailsMy mind keeps returning to the words "doner meat and chips"I've got lamb grills in the fridge but I'd have to clean the frying pan and all that
>>220380473It's a lot better than being NEET though, especially with no PIP (which this lad probably doesn't have). Thing with toiling is that even if there are bad days at work and you have to be around normoids and feel like you're weird and going insane and think about killing yourself, there's also the comfort of knowing that you're in financial stasis. You can basically continue plodding along working so long as you can be arsed. When you're NEET there's the constant existential dread of knowing that you're not really supporting yourself. Your'e at the mercy of whichever external systems are propping you up when you're NEET. Some would argue that it's the same with an employer but it's really not; there are definirely jobs where you can guarantee you won't be sacked and you can exist there indefinitely.
How many of you are legitimate incels? I've had 3 gfs and honestly thought the incel thing was a joke for the first year or so of posting here.
>>220380483theres not mushroom in that industry its very exclusive
>>220380535fool
>>220380510A lot of the 'Readers added context' comments really have pic related kind of energy
>>220380564im an incel
>>220380499didn't you have a prom after you finished school? maybe they don't do them anymore
>>220380565:) you gave it a good try
>>220380564ive had sex but spiritually im a virgin
>>220380564the last time i had a sexual encounter with a female human was over a decade ago
>>220380605Theyre a new thing, americanised zoomer
>>220380564legitimately yes but I don't do all that female-hating stuff
>>220380612i'm going to end your life
>>220380564i'm a 36 year old virgin but i don't identify as part of the "incel" subculture
>>220380510>reddit.comLove me free speech but the world would be a lot better without that site.
>>220380593love it when they cause magatards to seethe and they beg elon to remove that function
crush women with giant boulders
are we still talking about chicken salt
>>220380640>it’s very easy to hypnotise a chicken
coughing up cashew sized black chunks
>>220380652And that happened did it?
>>220380632can't be that new, mine was 20 years ago. one of the inbetweeners episodes was about their prom as well
>>220380652Readers added context: Nobody has begged Elon to remove that function
>>220380641Thought you were a fun guy :(
>>220380632>>220380677my prom was also about 20 years ago. i didn't have a date for the prom because i'm a disgusting reprehensible slug.
>>220380640aye voss in de chungl und de buuurds ver scyreeming in peeyn
Can't take much morel of these mushroom puns
>>220380719shes a twisted genuis
>>220379995vaxxed?
Yeah, we had a prom back in 2011
>>220380733she can battle with my flesh if she wants ahaa
no maths or english today boyslife education bus is here
started the day off with a rustler's cheeseburgerwonder what rorke thinks of this
>>220380792the noncing cabin
Is my drive way being blocked here?
>>220380788thats my post!
>>220380800Rorke commends you on your great taste in food and recommends the Ginsters pasty
>>220380792he fingered me when i was 7
>>220380792got nonced by healthy harold in there
why do Hungarians get so angry at that apple?
>>220380809yeah but not completely. still annoying
>>220379887A charity involved with helping women who have been sexually trafficked paid for the full trial transcripts one of the grooming gang trials which included not just the judges sentencing remarks but also the cross-examination of the defendants, police and other public officials, opening and closing statements and all the legal stuff inbetween.Now I have no problem admitting I'm a bit of a rorke but after reading through some of the transcript the 'grooming' element was definitely over-exaggerated on the internet and news.
>>220380818one of us
>>220380789>>220380814>>220380818I notice the context adding "Readers" have gone quiet for these tweets.
>>220380814screagn
>>220380818she is closer to enlightenment than any of us
The cockroach is posting it's twitter screenshots again
>>220380863waheeeey
>>220380863crowing
>>220380863lol
>>220380877post your tits and hole
>>220380852Lets have a look then
any of you lads on linkedin, need some connections
stopping wanking really does feel like a battle I know how she feelswhen I was younger and would see a sexy arse I'd have to find a toilet to wank inremember wanking about 8 times a day in uni
Want a nap but mummberg said no napping until the window cleaner has been
>>220380863Dire
>>220380920your dads dead LMAO
>>220380877Needed your name and trioxide on for that did you? Should we be updating our notes about you with "doesn't like twitter screencaps" then?Obnoxious fucking freak fuck off and die
>>220380934cruel
>>220380904learn how to spell connections
>>220380920I usually hide under the covers from the window cleaner but once I forgot the curtains and window were opened. He asked me calmly if I could come over and close the window so he could clean it. Mortified
>>220380852yeah mate the children were asking for it whateverpooskinned creep
trioxidegood name for a band
>>220380962>>220380962>>220380962
>>220380950>I usually hide under the covers from the window cleaner
>>220380950screamingscary window cleaner man
>>220380950fucking HOWLING
poo
