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the bog factor
>>220380950
>I usually hide under the covers from the window cleaner
having autistic hot flushes and shakes
>>220380904https://au.linkedin.com/in/albomphere x
>>220381006>yes give me sharp and pointy cheekbones pleasewords said by psychopaths
what did i do last easter? can't remember it at all
>>220380950I feel like he'd have been able to close the window himself but that is very funny
>>220381043cheers mate *links in to you*
Window cleaner always comes late in the day as well if he came early I could be asleep by now resting
>>220381072Wish I could come early in you x
>>220381072show tits and hole
>>220381046Me and then filing my teeth into points
>>220380900https://transcripts.openjusticeuk.org/location/full-transcripts/bradford/
Fine I'll get out of FUCKING bed and go use the PC so I can filter youWanker
>>220381100rape. RAAAAAPPPPEEEEEEEEEE
>>220381092
>>220381080remember the anon who used to spam her and would respond angrily to anyone who replied to him, not matter what they replied with?
bloody bradley is hiding the cheeky little bugger
>>220381100rape
>>220381100me in front of the toaster waiting for my shit wholemeal trash to burn so i can slather it in butter like the gluttonous incel cretin i am
Fuck my grim life everyday is a struggle waiting for the window cleaner
>>220381080this is the physique that retarded favela dwelling brazilian porn addicts draw marge simpson and lois griffin with
bragley walch
usa: yo gibsmedats oil mofugger bitch nigga
>>220381159
i am formless
He's been done
>>220381161and that's based
I've come back in the living room just now and tried to find the bee that was stuck behind the net curtain when I left the room. Can't see it so I'm poking around the window looking for it and realise the neighbour is in the garden and can see me in the window with my hair like a mad scientist who just walked out of a laboratory explosion.
ngeuh
>>220381185love it when they get aspies on the chase and Brad makes them trip over their words and embarrass themselvesthat'll teach them for putting themselves out there and trying to appear normal
wonder what life was like before mirrors were invented
>>220381185SCREAM
>>220381185There are people for whom this is actual news worth printing and reading. Sends a shiver up my spine.
>>220381209
gay porn idea: football match but theyre not wearing clothes so you get to watch football like a normal straight bloke with the added excitement of tackle flopping about
>>220381224something to reflect on
Settle down with the brsdleyposting ffs
>>220381086Just read a little bit and already its sharing alcohol and drugs with young girlsWanting sex for moreEncouraging them to prostitute themselvesSo literally grooming
>A cyclist who was killed during the Road World Championships was not found for 82 minutes after a crash, investigators have found.
dis new nigga at work has a picture and it looks like he has the biggest forehead imaginablei WILL be tripping him up in the workplace
>>220381224better for you! you ugly cunt!
>>220381247get it hung in the tate modern
>>220381206I once was in the living room at night and lifted up my shirt and started playing with my nipples and sticking my tongue out at the mirror, and then I heard a sexy whistle and laughing and saw my neighbours having a fire and chat in their back garden
>>220381242
I'm always hung in the tate modern and everywhere
Narcolepsy ruining my life sabotaging my chance for success
>>220381251Done him
>>220381264and so did they do you up the arse?
>A supermarket in Orkney has been giving away bananas after accidentally ordering an estimated 38,000 of them - almost double the entire population of the islands.
there's too many of them!
leftypol hates socially conservative traditional rorkebut worships socially ultra-conservative ultra-traditional rasheedbit weird
>orkney>theres not even any orks
>>220381280I just ran to the curtains and closed them and lay on the settee until I stopped cringing
>>220381283just set some monkeys loose on the island and they'll eat the bananasthen when winter rolls around the monkeys simply freeze to death
rorkney
>>220378472explain it to me
>>220381248fucking bellowing
on a planecan see the flight hostesses bra through her top
beanis and butthead
love bbc radio presenters glad none of them are gay paedophiles
>>220381318kek
>>220381338right well that's simply not true is itno wifi up there
>>220381329who you callin pinhead
>>220381330Replying to a 3hour old post
>>220381361fucking poo nigger screeching
>>220381349you can get wifi on planes now unc
>>220381342was just watching that lol tom anderson left them in charge of his garage sale and the plonkers only sold everything in his house for a total of 60 dollars! then they watched some music videos including shaggy and some woman they wanted to have sex with
what a stunnah
>>220381086Dunno mate this sounds like grooming to me
>>220381303Not weird when you consider one literally has the brown skin of an innocent victim who must be supported no matter what, and the other has the evil white skin of an oppressor for whom no punishment can go far enough you RACIST
>>220381224I guess you'd just find a pond and look at your reflection there
>>220381377uhhhh can you like, shut up
>>220381277It not rightYou never ask to be disabled
>>220381374I'm toiling x
think it could be funny to bradley a pic of nick fuentes
Bradbot 9000 onlineExecuting nigger decimation protocol
>>220381420
>>220381376Why does my phone still have "airplane" mode then
>>220381420christ imagine what state her holes are in already
Where do you even get these edits or Bradley Walsh?
too many fucking brads
>>220381438By azura by azura by azura!
Bradleyposting used to be good but now some freak decided it would be "funny" to make a billion different stupid edits of Bradley's face
>>220381448etsy
fucking jumping up and downsquealing and roaringslapping my leg and howling like a spasticscuh-reeching with joy at these bradleys
on flightradar looking for ambulance helicopters to shine laser pointers at
Making hundreds of edits of bradley walsh is unironically funny though
My favourite Bradley
>>220381443boomer alert
>>220381456
>>220381456shut up you boring cunt
might become one of those posh weirdos who eats pizza with a knife and fork
>>220381407Energy market is an hourly auction set by gas prices basically. So you pay gas prices for cheap renewables
>>220381506I do this sometimes depending on the pizza
>>220381523same. cba getting hands all dirty
>>220381506i do this :D dont like my hands getting all greasynever had to touch an icky genital
>>220381520rip Piers Morgan
did that kind of thick loafy turd that does a proper deep plopthunk as it hits the water
>>220381506I always do this, not a fan of greasy fingers, eating it with your hands seems slovenly.
>>220381552And it is lush
>>220381506they do this in italy
>>220381519poosealbradley poo paki screech
Mumberg making this with chips and beans tonight get in lads
>>220381509not that anon but why is it set by gas prices? it seems like this holy covenant that is never questioned.anyway i'm on a variable tarrif and the last few days have had loads of free electricity or close enough in the day time. not so much today though.
>>220381592>tendersMental how Americanised we are, they're not goujons any more, they're 'tenders'.
fish and chips was the original goy slop
>>220381615TRUE
>>220381604
>>220381592Someone posted about eating these last night and said it gave them extreme diarrhoea
>>220381634nigga look like a ecuadorian
>>220381647s
biomass status: liquidated and burnt for fuel
Noticed a distinct lack of gay porn posted by Australians lately
niggas got me fucked up
Telegraph with a cool headline for once cant believe woke want this banned
>>220381505Shut up yourself you stupid fucking idiot
showertoil soon
>>220381641No they didn't pipe down
rorke's opinion on the LGBT: lesbians are hot if they kiss in front of me, the rest can get lost
Pakistani woman living in Scotland on a madness
>>220381668me fighting the temptations to wank to trannies
oh wind it in you racist wankrocketing pakifluff
might change my name to rocco and start wearing a leather jacket
>>220381691Scotland has fallen
Copping a feel, cheeky arse grab, and other sexual harassment gropes: evil third world paki behaviour or perfectly harmless boisterous bloke behaviour?I think context might be important here. Think any right minded person would be horrified witnessing it in broad daylight to a person minding their own business. But in a bar, nightclub, pub, or in the streets on a night out, it doesn't seem like it should be treated like rape. Seems like that's how boomers used to flirt
Major meltdown underway. This all began when he accidentally said “shopping list” instead of “laundry list” this morning and got all embarrassed when we took piss out of him LOL
lesbians i've met have been cool, and the rare actual women who post on non-normie sites seem to have a high chance of being lesbos, i guess they're a bit male-brained
>>220381687what if they're brown lesbians?
>>220381729thanks /brit/ historian
>first fish and chip shop in englandwas founded by a jewum
>>220381729>this morning>current uk time 3:40pmhave you seriously been sat here for 4+ straight hours jesus christ
happy financial year end toilslaves
>>220381747it really does make you think
>>220381754I unironically spend over 13 hours a day here. From the moment I wake to when I go to bed.
>>220381777rorke's idea of fine dining
was trying to tell the gf about my low depressive thoughts but was being really bad at explaining itall of a sudden she said 'look, I don't mind that it's...you know'I said whatShe said 'that it's a little...small'I said whats small?She said 'you know, your willy'So now I've got to go life knowing my gf thinks my willy is small. Never measured it, but it seemed fine to me.
>>220381768so chinese people and financiers get their own new years? but nothing for rorke. ok, just making sure.
>>220381777britcattle b lyk "pork bolognese for tea it lush"
>>220381786Ktim
>>220381777Needs some vegetables mate.
>>220381687Hot women kissing other hot women is hot. Simple as.>But then why don't you also support LGBTQ+ genderqueer 8 year old non-binary kink positive-Just leave the kids alone. Simple as.
>>220381777get some cherry tomatoes, parmesan, basil, better spaghetti and you can make a delcious pasta that youll enjoy a lot more
>>220381810bolognese sauce is right there pal
>>220381777Genuinely bizarre that you edit the date on the mince all for a gimmick. What a waste of fucking time that was
>>220381754Most posters here are deeply deeply mentally unwell and unironically think about certain posts all day longDon’t know how they care so much.
>>220381798and then a big black man knocked on the door
we have visual contact on that bee in the living room. The bee is oscar mike repeat the bee is oscar mike
>>220381844ktim
pet batberg is still asleepstarting to get a bit worried
farting out a swarm of 1cm tall flying niggers like a male seahorse giving birth
This window cleaner still not here
Fucking screaming
>>220381843It's a different photo, so whoever is cooking that slop has cooked it at least twice
>>220381849Not a cuck fantasy, it's true.
>>220381875do it yourself you lazy git
im eating some wotsits
dreamt i had the sexiest arse
Me? Never wash my hands after a poo. It's everyone else's problem. Not mine.
>>220381873*tinkerbell flys into the thread*TINK NO
>>220381893She got narcolepsy mateNever ask to be born
>>220381741first lass one of like 3 lasses in the whole video who isn't a complete ming mong
>>22038174195% of these people are now settled down with a family
all i really want is to wake up in bed curled up with a cute /brit/ boy
>>220381913sub clinical infections are doing you in
>>220381944Not a problem if I end up filtering you mate
>>220381927if the cunt had narcolepsy he would have fallen asleep by now
all i really want is to wake up in bed with a spastic Australian who edits hundreds of bradley walsh pictures and farts them out into /brit/
>>220381865This cooker screams "rented accommodation"
>>220381924scransging
Americans have been el 56% for at least a few decades and will likely hover at 50% white for a decent while, owing entirely to the decent birthrates of white Christians in AmericaBrits will go from 85% white to 50% white within only two generations as we don't have a stable population of fertile religious people. After that we will actually become a less white country than America in quick order
>>220381953done me you pooey bastard
>>220381940ummm hi x
>>220381960
sacked tranny falling asleep uncontrollably and the window cleaner having a clear run at his bumhole
>>220381985garnacho-san...
need to get into meal prep. cba though
>>220381972Here's why that's a good thing actually
Window cleaners are probably the least productive members of our society below driving instructors and call centre workers
>>220381996his uncle cleaning the windows is he?
Honestly bizarre how often you see someone post something like “need to sort out my shit life. won’t because i’m lazy though”
https://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%91%D7%A8%D7%93%D7%9C%D7%99_%D7%95%D7%95%D7%9C%D7%A9
I just cook chicken and ricethats what I eat probably 5 or 6 days a week, sometimes 7 if I get a chinese on the weekend
me returning from the fish counter at morrisons
do genuinely actually literally want to have a builtfat boyfriend who i can cuddle with and worship and be a little submissve slut for
fuck my faggot chud life
>>220381996i bet it whistles on windy days
Mental how this is the only passable general on this entire board
Not allowed a hose pipe or watering can so have to fill empty milk jugs with water and empty them onto the plants
Rorke moaning and yelling “stretch this faggot ass nigga”
banging rocks together
>>220381843different photos you blind idiot
roundhouse all auscunts into the bush and let them get eaten alive so we can all migrate to the coast and abandon the indian isles
The window cleaner is here!!
>>220382047this is my physique, does this qualify as builtfat?
>>220381361
>>220381972leftypol ecstatic the population is going to become much more socially conservative, traditional, and ultra-religious for some reason
Glad I was here to see the thriller conclusion of sacked tranny's window cleaner visit gimmick
>>220382075
>>220382071>Not allowed a hose pipe or watering canwhat?
>>220382104Mate everyone browses other boards cmon>>>/tv/219166926https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1774966414024042.jpg
All you have to do is>buy some herbs and spices>fresh garlic and ginger>tablespoon of oil to start you off, low heat if olive oil>chop some fucking vegetables or at least an onion>don't let it burnQuite difficult to go too far wrong from there
>>220382092your planes wouldnt even make it to the ground if i had anything to say about it
>>220382105:(
>>220382120its the british equivalent of "where you on 9/11". momentous occasion
>>220382132why do people waste their time doing shit like this? how bored must they be
the fucking watering can ban AGAIN
Convinced some of you make up opponents to argue with in your own headForever seeing argumentative posts replying to nobody in particular
>>220382132spoilsport
>>220380962please describe the type of Brits that went to the "No Kings" protest over Trump in a country that has a King
Brain doesn't like the fact that we're just hairless monkeys basically that evolved to use tools rather than brute strengthWe're all fucking monkeys mate. Apes. Mental.
anyone else make a sling as a child and hit yourself in the face with it
>>220382191Most of us are anti-monarchy
Rorke wearing a shirt that says "there's no place like ~/"Leftypol wearing a shirt that says "anywhere else but here"
Shouted at some teens speeding in a car, reminding them that it's a 20 here but they shouted the only 20 I've ever seen is on my scales then they drove off laughing
*to the tune of i need a hero**enter norf fc bazzer, location: benidorm, spain*I NEED A BEERO
>>220382191probably irish diaspora
>>220382191mind broken hysterical old people
>>220382116He thinks the muslims will give him a share of the spoils because he helped them enslave another country
>>220382191Fuck the king
>>220382191cromwellian ubermensches
>>220382198I used to regularly make bows and arrows from cane and end up with massive splinters in my hand and mum would say why do you keep doing this
>>220382191Fat millennial white women and their beta slave boyfriends
I once jumped down the stairs and knocked myself out and have had trouble with my short term memory ever since lol
Can't stop thinking about the wests suicide
>>220382132Got the ironic speados on
All the universe is one, it's all entangled, individual experience is an illusion. All moments of time exist eternally. There is no past, present or future. Our experience of time flowing forwards one frame after another is just an illusion.We are as close to comprehending the nature of reality as an ant is to understanding quantum mechanics. Stay fucking humble.
>>220382248is it suicide if you have a parasite making you do it? well, it might appear so on the outside
>>220382191in britain? when was this?
>>220382265Grow up
>>220382201Leftypol
>>220382248Alri Liz Truss mental that you post here too
>>220382265yep this so much this definitely couldnt have said it better myself spitting facts big bro for sure without question
When I was in primary school we made a rope swing in the park and some lad flew off it and broke his leg in 3 places in front of all of usCouncil took it down next week the fucking bhenchods
not le heckin white peoplereenos!!!
>>220382135>fresh>chopI get it frozen and ready to chuck in the pan, megarlic, chopped onion, veg, meat, the lotjust heat a slice of lard and lob it all inas long as you put stuff in the right order, for the right times, on the right heat, and in the right amounts it's piss easy
>>220382279hs?
>>220382244If you were young how do you know you just didn't always have bad memory?
>>220382265enjoy being 15 while it lasts mate x
just woke up lol
Whenever I fix my sleep schedule I realize I don't actually like being awake during the day
for me I was putting the chain back on my bike and had flipped the bike upside down so it was resting on its handlebars and saddle and I spun the back wheel to test the chain then I thought "I wonder if I could stop the wheel spinning by putting my hand in the spokes" then I put my hand in and it immeditely ripped a big chunk of flesh and skin out my hand
Spaki has been posting demoralisation here for years now, mind you
>>220382265stfu you dizzy slag
>>220382191
>>220382310What is your problem with physics exactly?
Curtains drawnCatberg under the duvetYep it's nap time de lads
don't google suicide west
>>220382300I'll just add that if it's raw meat I defrost it in the fridge first
>>220382281nopethe monarchy is for hello magazine readers
>>220382336Lazy dosser cunt
I'm 10x smarter that the average poster here
got called a cocksucking son of a motherfucker in woolies earlier lads
>>220382361Big wow
>>220382361not a high bar to clear is it
>>220382306I was 21...
>>220382361prove it
>>220382361Okay prove it. What's 37x788 divided by half?
>>220382366bodied that poindexter
>>22038236110 x 0 is 0
The average person is painfully retarded
might do a spinning bird kick all over your fizzog in a minute
>>220382363roos cant speak, take your meds
>>220382361And I'm 10x smarter than you
>>220382361>that
Fancy something sweet
wish i were retardedretarded enough to be blissfully unaware of the subjunctive mood, even
>>220382363by one of the staff was it
>>220382402*grabs my knob*
I'm 0x smarter than the average /brit/ poster (only maths nerds will get this)
142 IQ me and I nearly choked to death on a bit of my own saliva less than an hour ago
>>220382447>>220382447>>220382447
>>220382375>37x78829156>divided by halfDo you mean ÷2 or ÷0.5? Because the answer is either 14578 or 58312 depending
>>220382344>>220382300well you could but if you're buying frozen chopped onion i don't know what to say to you
