two plus two is four
>>220382447sealcel
>>220382447
get them out
Homosexual son or pornstar daughter
he actually answered the arithmetic question in earnest. state of it lol
>>220382248Cycle of civilisations. Expanding civilised empires grow powerful then begin to decline and fracture (Rome, Byzantium, Song Dynasty, Ming Dynasty, Sassanids), warlike barbaric cultures on the frontier begin to seize power (Germanics, Turkics, Mongols, Manchus, Arabs) and become civilised empires themselves (Carolingians, Ottomans, Yuan Dynasty, Qing Dynasty, Abbasids) before they too begin to decline and fall.All we can hope for is that the era of Starmers and Macrons make way for an era of Azov Battalions taking over Europe
gonna learn german. was supposed to start learning french 3 years ago but thats clearly done for, so im moving onto the next thing
Where’s the edition, Bruce?What edition? I thought you were posting the edition?
>>220382477The racists? Yes I fully agree.
I'm actually the most intelligent poster here by far. I never brag about it though.
why did reddit niggas tell me america was the only country with TV ads for medicines. explain this
nth for the gyaldem
>>220382509smokin dat liz truss pack
>>220382487will you ever fucking manage to make an even slightly enjoyable post?
>>220382514ktim
>>220382514Ktim
>>220382491Fuck off you Hitlerian ziodog golem nafoidNeoliberalism shall not be replaced by barbarism as in 1930s Germany
is it vandalism to leave flamingo lawn ornaments on your neighbour's lawn?
Almost 2 years since Mihai's passing
>>220382515does make me laugh when you see these products and its ingredients: ibuprofenwhen you can also just buy ibuprofen right next to it for 10% of the price
Alright then everyone. Prove how fucking smart you are.
>>220382556>>220382469
>>220382524got some sc and keks yesterday i’ll have you know
>>220382447How old was the sweet teen bussy the BBC guy got? Because in my opinion, there is a LOT OF DIFFERENCE between 13 and 17
>>220382556I turn right at a roundabout instead of waiting in the left hand lane to go left.
some years back someone posted this puzzle in the thread and I was the only one to solve it. These days people just paste such things into the AI machines and it solves it for them but I used my brain to do it, that's how clever I am.
>>220382556g-
>>220382556ask me if I watched gaylords say no?
>>220382556Real eyes realise real lies.
Women are annoying cunts Been chatting to this bird and sent her the Harvey Price “oh what a day gif” after saying I’m exhausted from work and she gave me a speech about mocking disabled people and blocked me
>>220382447why is british foods taste so bad?
>>220382587this is deep
>>220382587idgi
>>220382572but that's the opposite direction you want to go
What's your favourite pringles flavour, lads?
>>220382599women are natural conformists
>>220382571it said under 16
>>220382599These are the people that run the West now
don't mock the afflicted
On the one hand, I feel a desperate need to breed with a Jewish woman. Not only because they are so incredibly hot, but also because of the thought of splicing my mediocre genetic stock into something with proven durability. Famine, exile, constant persecution, generation after generation still reproduced, still adapted, still thought long-term enough to keep going. Egyptians, Babylonians, Romans, all disappeared while Jews are still here, outlasting every empire that tried to erase them.But then I think about the rapid rise of antisemitism both from the woke and the chud ends of the political spectrum and the looming Islamic takeover, and how terrifying it would be to have a Jewish wife and kids in this climate.Is it worth the risk, bros??
>>220382609Why is your penis so small you nuclear bombed yellow freak?
>>220382609why are you pretending to be japanese pvt. gomez
>>220382620salt and vinegar or salz and vinnie as I like to call it
Why don't they invent imageboards for women
>>220382620probably the green ones but I could easily put away an entire sleeve of any flavour to be fair
i was too retarded to get through uni but i reckon these days with AI i could do it easily since my one and only skill is paraphrasing, so i could very easily cover up my AI use
>>220382618Fucking hell you're dim.
>>220382609why do geiger counters make noise when they're near you and your people?
>>220382620plain or salt and vinegar, yes i'm a boring bastard
>>220382648crystal cafe
six two
mental to think there's a secret internet society out there that is the female equivalent of /brit/
>>220382617*points at my open eyes**points at the world**closes my eyes**shakes my finger*you see?
>>220382599#outwoked
>>220382637jews have poor genetics though
>>220382637There is no historical evidence supporting the Biblical story that Jews were enslaved in Egypt or faced any persecution there.Unlike their slavery in Babylon, which on the other hand is attested to by genuine historical and archaeological record.
>>220382673it's very slow and no one posting there are actually women
*eminem voice*im raping RORKE put him in a MORGUE fuck his spinal CORD
right wank done time for shower and then play video game as per usual useless incel life shite
>>220382691...yh
>>220382640>>220382664dire
Why don't they invent imageboards for trannies
>>220382714s
>>220382648even the average, plain Jane looking women you know in real life are absolutely drowning in attention lad. I'm talking 50+ matches a day, hundreds of simps, endless attention and validation from all angles, from men of all ages, career professionals, married men you name it.in today's world men and women live in totally separate realities
>>220382533I think aggressive NATO legionarism with Ukrainian-led anti Russianism is a fairly plausible synthesis of old European military industrial institutions and right-wing nationalist populism that seems destined to triumph over European liberal normsUSA will become fully enmeshed in the Western Hemisphere and focus its attention on Latin America (destined to happen because of their demographics). Europe will become sovereign, radicalise, and become the NATO bunker.
My PIP allowance was raised todayHope you all had a fun day toiling
Imagine cooking your tea while simultaneously chuckling away to yourself because you're posting the cooking process on /brit/. Unbelievably grim.
*afroman voice*will you help me find rorke some pussy? will you help me find rorke some pussy? will you help me find rorke some puuuuussy? will you help me find rorke... some pussy?
>>220382714KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF
>>220382719looks nasty
jerry seinfeld had about 12-14 boxes of cereal in his apartment at any given time
leftypol a lyrical miracle spiritual individualrorke rocking you like a hurricane
experiencing interruptions? find out why
>>220382740The deranged ramblings of a liberal nazi
>>220382750Make the most of it because you'll be on the street begging before you know it you scrounging cunt.
>>220382752the truth is even grimmer than that
toilfu's tits looking nice today. can't stop staring haha
>>220382764when he has guests he just sprinkles some goyfeed down on the carpet for them
>>220382773genuinely enraging
>>220382773overcooked the minced meat
>>220382764his liking cereal was part of his manchild persona quite tame compared to today's manchildren
You. You reading this. Yeah, you specifically.
>>220382715ktim
My tea is better than that twats tea.
>>220382805*looks confused and points at myself*
>>220382773At least shred a bit of cheese on top mate
>>220382805
i'm 23 years old and i've never had a job
About to email the cute quirky girl at work regarding a work matter. Wish me luck!
>>220382813bet those meatballs are shite
SIX TWOSIX TWO
>>220382831Why not you scrounging BASTARDDo you think the taxpayer paid your schooling just for you to doss about on the computer all day? Wanker
i must be, made of steel, for i just threw out the love of my dreams (unemployed woman)
>>220382831you could get a job in a supermarket no bother mate and no one would care or even notice that you hadn't had a job before. If they ask just say you were studying or some shit.
>>220382773looks like quorn mince pal
any really long eyebrow hair (singular) man in
>>220382781I get like £850 a month on UC too
got a firm cushion behind my back supporting my lumbar regionvery good strategy for if you've got a bit of an achey lower back
>>220382844put a hidden message in there
too depressed to workcruel to force medole money is only fair
Ah, so this grim shite is what toilers eat
obese woman X skinny speccy runt couple
>>220382891no although I did find a grey chest hair the other day, to complement my greying head hair. Never been more over has it? Except for tomorrow and every subsequent day, when it will only get over-er.
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet
>>220382867don't want to work i prefer doing the computer thing like you said x
been researching he spiritual texts and am well on my way to becoming one of those annoying zen bastards
>>220382875quids in lads shes on the market
>>220382813You've always got sauce all over the place when you cook mate sort it out
Fell out with gfberg over the weekend and we haven't spoken since. Think it's over.
>>220382934really boring post2/10
>>220382919grey hair is dignifiedold bald white men are literally the most powerful demographic on earth
Even kizzaOdds donerDubs and I top myself
employed woman anal creampie
>>220382902I did mate I said 'hope you're having a great day'subtext: I think fondly of you and care about youSurely she can hear wedding bells ringing already
showertoil done there. wasn't even a toil at all, it was enjoyable. enjoymenttoil
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>>220382917Honestly and truly I do not see the point in having a big fat gf. If we're talking very, very mild chubbiness then I can understand that, sort of, but when you see lads with big heifer gfs what is even the point of that? I'd rather be alone.I get that they're still people, they have feelings, they have needs. But at the end of the day I'm not fat so I am owed a gf who isn't fat. That's just it.
>>220382956thanks spongebob squarepantsi needed to hear that
mad how we all hate seals
just tuned in to lotus eaters for my daily blackpill
>>220382950sorry mate i'm too enlightened to care about your virgin opinion
>>220382954love yourself pierre, or ill have to do it for you
>>220382955you just know his cumfarts are gonna look like curry afterwards
>>220382956ktim every day for years as I toil for pennies
>>220382961I had one earlier but my now groin is sore because it was the first one I had since Saturday
remember marouane fellaini
watching skin diamond tied up and violently fucked on insexapparently her dad was the painter from balamory
fuck me that post was vile
dubs and my life becomes good from now on
>Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messagesRorke, we need to talk.
>>220382947Only sometimes mate settle down
>>2203829886/10
rorke watching triggernometry and the liz truss show and squeaking "omg so true!!" to every point they make
>>220382995lmao this was my reaction as well. Staring at it thinking "I am this spongebob" and I really do think like this. At the moment one of my main reasons for continuing on and not topping myself is getting to chill out in the sun during summer.
>>220383010well that's bad luck
Used to work in warehouses as agency work before I got uc/pip. Use to pick 100 an hour for Amazon and lift 20kg boxes to fill a lorry.I’ve worked harder than the average office toiler in my years
been lifting for 2 years and on a bulk phase and my bum is fucking huge, my jeans ride up my bumcheeks and I'm quite self-conscious lol
>>220382548Can he even see the road? Wonder how many toddlers he's run over without even noticing
+1 to spaki's rorkecount
leftymong still thinking liz truss isn't a deep cover comedian
Dubs and I get away with the nefarious deed I committed at a primary school earlier today.
>>220383005go to rehab mate. porn is ruining your life.
leftypol watching rupaul's drag race with his fat girlfriend and wishing he could shag the drag queens instead
world of warcraft code on my pringles canstrange
leftypol reacting to video game modders making the boobies of female characters bigger with more disgust and rage than his reaction at babies in Gaza dying
just pooed out an entire undigested clove of garlic
>>220383041had this same problem for a while, it went away when i started skipping leg day
rorke crying because he's been mentioned on /brit/ again
>>220383005apparently he was yeah I've just googled itwonder how much that happens, when an actors daughter or son goes into porn
Reform Britain pussied out Restore Britain is where chads are voting now
rorke mate.... lay off the black pussy! youre changing!
>>220382962This was what was on the BBC in the hotel gym earlierThat and doughy blank-eyed late middle aged foids talking about bananas
>>220383041Start an OnlyFans mate. Easy cash and gay blokes have loads of despensable income
>>220383073i just don't understand why you're always bullying him? he's done nothing to you
rorke and leftypol finally putting their differences aside and bonding over their shared love and passion for wearing women's dresses and shoving things up their bums
>>220382609Is that a heckin anime?!
>>220383077Your little nazi cult won't even get 1% of the vote mate
notice how rorke posts are always about him slipping on a bana peel or something and leftypol posts are angry political shit
fucking hate the sun and summer wish it could be dark and rainy all the time
leftypol asking everyone if they've seen "Louis Theroux Manosphere" yet
katie price poo pic
rorke is beginning to change....
>>220383087the ol' fake accidental partial name deletion you don't see that much these days
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2026-03-01. 2502 results found.We did it lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only people you see on the bus are zoomers who can't afford cars and tradies who have had their licence suspended for drunk driving
>>220383107what does rorke think of the manosphere
>>220383131it's nonwhite
>>220383124here's it's all old people and browns
>>220383041been lifting for 1.5 years and im starting to think itll never be enough. got a small waist but a huge pelvis, so if i high waist my trousers then you can tell that ive been lifting and ive got nice v-taper, but the second i drop them down to my hips then i immediately look like a dyel because of the extra torso length + the bones jutting out which gives me a fucking hourglass look. gonna have to lift for far longer than most cunts just to look normal with my shirt off, so unfair
>>220383120All posted by one person too by the way. Astounding.
rorke moving with the motion of the ocean
>>220383111Why did she do it???
leftypol's fat girlfriend making him go to therapy for being attracted to skinny girls with big breasts
a real sign of the timesnobody calls anything gay these daysrorke would've been proper gayyour creps? dead gay
Podcast idea: two or more gritty manual labour types with no qualifications are paid to completely withdraw from society and read philosophical texts. A journey from sex jokes to critical thinking.Then after 1000 episodes we unleash present day news content from a variety of sources and listen to their fresh takes.
>>220383124forgetting homeless druggies and old grannies
>>220383131i think most of them are black so…
>yeah paki rape gangs luring little kids with drugs and then raping them and forcing them into horrific sex slavery etc, yes yes but aren't the people who complain about it so SILLY and also SCARY NAZIS??
RESTORERancid Extremely Stupid Tory Oafish Rorke Embarrassments
Rorke trying ackee and saltfish for the first time and getting 'Ebony' and 'Ivory' tattooed on his knuckles
Reminder that when asked on the morality of paedophilia Sargon of Akkad stated "well it depends on the child, doesn't it?"Why the far right worships grifters like him I'll never comprehend
>>220383161yeah get it done
>>220383149for money presumablyend of the day that's how some women make a living, getting shat on
rorke refusing to get his mum a mother's day card because it's a holiday invented by jews
need some juicy fabian pussy desu
>>220383146He's an inspiration to us all.
>>220382609なんで日本人なりきりするの?
>>220383161good idea
They said rorke was unfixable. That he couldn't be saved. You'll never guess what happened next.
leftypol offering his 10 year old niece to his local groomers as a sorry for the racist rape gang inquiry
Leftypol removing BLM from his Twitter profile after a black member of his polycule was caught shopping at white owned businesses
Spaki spam hour
get the ritalin abused
>>220383187very rorkish thing to do
>>220382609Don't believe everything in your cartoons and American internet troll posts. British food is as good as anywhere. Maybe Japanese and Italian food is better but British food is not especially bad.
>>220383201うるさい、バカ外人
All of those countries that can’t get booty because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the plundering of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, trade ye doubloons with the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, stop being lily-livered, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to be ye own pirates, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, capsized. The hard part is done. Go get your own treasure! Captain DJT
i prefer the old japan
tfw when you make a new reddit account with a new email and everything but in the process you accidentally open the app on your phone and they ban you
>>220383246the perc got him actin up
sucking a 'fee
poo slugs
The strait of homer bimpson
>>220383146it was me. all of it.i am the rorkeposter.
Evens get boozeOdds be good
Helpful reminder japanese people eat slimey raw chicken, bean paste and tofu. I'll take the grimmest meal from England over anything they make on their freakish island.
seals are niggers
Business idea: let the USA take all the oil from the middle east and then blackmail the American government into giving us all the money they make from selling the oil
Sir Open the Hormuz Strait Yourself
>>220383280global law 3
leftypol waves signs saying "i like my ICE crushed" at pro-immigration marches in london
>>220383279i cant think of a single grim british meal. plenty of grim cooks but the food itself is fine.
leftypol, idk changing the name to the gay of sexworkermuz or something
What’s the lore behind rorke???
dubs and my fucking life is good now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220383246Keelhaul the lot of them I say
>>220383242黒ん坊が僕のけつ穴を舐めてるんだ
>>220383257I think they have measures beyond your IP or email. Like browser / device fingerprinting. I've heard people say whatever tech they're using is pretty robust as far as ban evasion goes. never been banned on Reddit myself because I don't bother commenting on there
>>220383099I thought reform were the nazis
don't like when i'm talking to someone in real life and feel like I'm smiling/laughing too much and must look like a spacker
might shag a straight whore
Literally no good films or TV shows or video games coming out
>>220383296we dont tolerate kayscooking slander in here pal
rorke: [to the tune of Rape Me by Nirvana] rape me
The Entire Rorke Iceberg Explained (4:23)
leftypol donating his pip money to blm so they can buy mansions
>>220383329mad what a bit of fame and money does to a humans brain
>>220383329mental the extremes ugly women have to go to to get attention
>>220383329she thought she ate and left no crumbs but she did leave crumbs. a lot of them. she didn't even eat too. She starved and left crumbs
>>220383338The Pitt is pretty good, give it a go.
the /brit/ lore wiki
>>220383329quite enjoy this wacky womanoid
>>220383295Britain needs to balkanise. "Racists" on one side and Muslims and immigrants their "lefty" allies on the other. Everyone's happy, right?
Keep it up!You might be able to get to 3000 in March alone!
>>220383341*a dozen ravenous niggers burst into the thread and start rubbing their hands*
sacked tranny takes job rejection letters with him to the clinic so he can troon them into offer letters
rorke uniting Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, the Palestinian Islamic Jihad, into one unified army to take on the Jews for putting black men in tesco adverts. rorke is proclaimed the Mahdi by the Mullahs and clerics leftypol launching missile strikes on blue-eyed children while wearing a labrador fursuit piloting an F-35
open the fucking strait
>>220383360no tea shall be spilled I declare
>>220383310it's mostly scare tactics. it's literally only ip and obvious parts like email, username. it's not even device finger printing because you can redownload the app. just dont log in to the old account
What jobs do you lads have?
this general is dedicated to the brave rorkeadeen fighters of hormuz
normal people: i love diversity, so much yummy foodrorke: i hate diversity i like pie and mash
>>220383394I post rorke for 18 hours a day on /brit/
>>220383394Senior Infrastructure Engineer
wine and cake for gentlemen hay and corn for horses
>>220383383heh
>>220383393the only thing that goes further than this is some subreddits have loser freak mods who manually maintain a spread on their janny discords with usernames and discuss among themselves which new accounts are related but they lose track eventually
Need half of africa brought over to Britain so I can eat Chinese food, that's how it works right?
was jumping around trying to convince myself I'm still young and spritely and I've only just gone and twinged something in my hip oh my days
rorkey porky chudding and pienever kissed a foid and so he crieswhen the foids come out to playrorkey porkey bums a gay
>>220383394Senior Software EngineerI shout at >>220383414 because mongo can't write terraform
it's actually mental how kino the wire is
>>220383445and i pass it on to someone more junior
>>220383432yeah, and if you bring over two thirds of the indian subcontinent then you can have free spring rolls and prawn crackers with every meal
>>220383441how very droll
>>220383452yeh, wouldnt have electricity without them
>>220383460i never requested a review
normal people: doomscroll reels for 3 hours, meal deal, let's watch The Traitors rorke and leftypol: know where the Strait of Hormuz is on a map
Get it all reposted
Never watched the wire, too many of uh... you know... those people
>>220383394I load the lorries that deliver furniture from DFS
>>220383498police officers? yeah but they're corrupt so it's cool
little spermoids and wriggling around in your balls right now. can you feel them tickling?they want to be your children, your sons and daughters will you make their dreams come true?
>>220383525don't have any eggs for them
>>220383494kurt cobain: ACKKKKKKKKKKKk
>>220383525i gave them microplastic toys to play with
>>220383518senators? sheeeeeeeeeeeit
>>220383525noope. mine are dead from ball back punching
leftypol judging the quality of a tv show or movie by how many black people it has in it
rorke refusing to watch a historical drama because there's a brown person in it
Rorke stopping off to get some flowers for his mum on his way home from work
i find her veerrry sexy oooh yeah baby just like that yeah
>ball backbradley poster's queue
>>220383452season 2 is the best
>>220383525cummed them out earlier, it was the right thing to do. give them some hope
>>220383525I'll introduce them to their new friend hatsune miku figurine
rorke judging the quality of a tv show or movie by how many black people it has in it
yank leftypol tearing down murals of murdered women just because a black person was the murderer
>queuebradley poster's second cue
>>220383452I watched some but with all stuff like that I get interrupted and then I can't remember where the story line was or what episode I was on so I never finish it
enjoying the thread?refill your popcorn... you'll love the next one!
>>220383551>>220383585actually ktim
rorke not watching a show because it was made to annoy himleftypol watching a show because it was made to annoy rorke
hi lads any of you doctors? I have an unexplained lump on my bollocks
my testicles feel like a beanie baby with all the plastic in there
>>220383607pop it
>>220383585Not really though
>>220383607Sure, could you describe the taste of it to me
rorke scranning a jam roly poly and joking about eating out a lass on her period
rorke squeezing his testicles so hard that they burst
>>220383617beans beans good for the balls :)
>>220383630give me a moment mate I just have to remove my ribs so I can bend over and suck myself off
microplastics is the worst reddit tier meme ever. teh study it's based could not reproduced. science is a fraud
leftypol going with his fat girlfriend to see the Mario Galaxy movie (no kids of course)
>>220383664>>220383664>>220383664
wonder who has the world's stretchiest scrotum
rorke watching porn leftypol posting on reddit
Leftypol scranning a chocolate roulade and joking about eating out a leather bound dyke at the pride parade after party
leftypol letting criminals out of prison so he can fill them up with people posting wrongthink online
