the new as it was edition
Dear Your Graceful Majesty,Sorry to interrupt, You are Recently appointed To appear radiant, While governing Over your Kingdom, While inspiring Deceased ancestors, Sorry for Your death loss.
Wanking to music
>>220395731shut up no you're notthat's absurd.
Ever notice how the high elves call for open borders everywhere except the summer set isles?
chicanery
>>220395731i actually did this once to a paramore song, not even the music video just hayley william's voice
>>220395741Amazingly, the word chicanery has nothing to do with Chicanos.
>>220395741WHAT A SICK JOKE
i deserve a 90s gf with ridiculous big hair and high-waisted blue jeans
>>220395766Jerry Seinfeld gf
>>220395766if only
Toothy Jerry gf
Jerry Seinfeld gf mentioned
had a mate in school who got caught shagging a gluestick
stole a glue stick during school and the teacher counted them all at the end of class and wouldn't let anyone go until it was handed in
I've drank 9 glasses of Gin and tonic, Its late at night. The depressive wave is hitting. I'm all alone in my Mum's kitchen (not even rich enough to be a basement dweller, just a kitchen dweller) What is is a party trick to stop it.
dinner with exberg sortedgonna end in tears for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
>>220395808Is this an American gluestick or a crisps chips situation
>>220395808hated when teachers would do this and no one would do the thing they wanted and we just sat there for like 15 minutes until we had to go
I can't believe those boys put pre workout in his ice cream. other than that small hickup he did a great job raising those three boys
>>220395812reckon if you're a povvo wastrel you can't be mad when your kids turn out the same
Pizza at Celtic @CelticFC£6.70
knew a gay lad at school who used to get egged everyday
>>220395850would be wild if he got bukkaked everyday instead
>>220395789Holy cow Jerry's the man
used to get egged everyday at school
both rorke and leftypol be like 'he spittin ngl'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1TC1n9lhXU
being poked with sharpened sticks
you can tell who the dregs of society are by the fact they're posting on 4chan at 3am local time on a weekday. jobs now
myriad is my favourite word
open the fucking strait
ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage...RORKE!
>>220395902mate you and everyone you know are going to DIE if that strait doesn't get opened. it's not funny.
>>220395896I work from home and don't have a specified "work time", get fucked
>>220395896>dregs of societyktim
>>220395919yeah yeah
>>220395893>>220395912okay they knew what they were doing with these designs
can't drive at the age of 31 mewho's laughing now cagies
>>220395893>the mares will be permitted for todaySays who
too sensitive, poetic, noble, pure and beautiful to have a job, sorry
>>220395902us will pull out, trump will say mission accomplished big success, the best success actually, greatest success in history is what everyone's saying. Iran will declare that only vessels from friendly countries will be permitted through the strait from now on on a permanent basisthen in 8 years Iran detonates a kamikaze submarine with a nuclear warhead off the coast of California
>>220395828Mom would be so proud.
He’s posting the horses again janny
>>220395919not joking am i
>>220395946Noted
>>220395923work from home faggots are enigmas. I know a dude who posts on Twitter all day everyday and goes off on adventures like he lives in an episode of Duck Tales. mfer bought a $600k home. wtf do y'all do all day
driving is too scary for mesimply shan't be doing it
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, just noticed something. Want to hear? I shouldn't say. No I won't say.
A word in your shell-like, pal
>>220395831AHAHAHAHA as though I will ever ever have kids, normie scum.
>>220395945her powers are increasing daily!
>>220395961did all my early driving monged out on benzos and now i'm experienced and confident enough to do it without benzos
I am permitted to post the dog
rorke's too sexy for his shirttoo sexy for his shirtso sexy it hurts
>>220395969that's a given mate I was talking about your mum
>>220395975heinous little creatureneeds to be locked up
in a meeting camera OFF not listening
just hide the post. no need to go off reporting and ruining a little banter
um
you ever see that video of the black guy getting caught fucking a washing machine
all well and good to be decisive and strong-willed when you're young, but there's nothing more obnoxious than a strong-willed old person
strong-willed old sex arse
poo is in the faaaaaaartpoo is in the faaaartpoo is in the faaaaaaaaaaartpoo is in the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PNvopXjbg
fuck city slickers
>>220396002>>220396040You can't FUCKING post the MARES!!
i got hard watching thatdoes that mean i'm gay lads?
does leftypol not have a real name
þu þe eart on heofonum si þin nama gehalgod to-becume þin rice
sieg heil fellow natsocs
>ponies deleted >gay porn still upyeah, great one janberg
mad that foids like this lifemog me
rightwell then
>>220396076imagine the smell
Then, right well
>>220396091Going old weed and shampoo my brother
sniffing a glue stick !
hope gingerpaedo dies horrifically
Sniffing glue! A stick
>>220396100is that whatshername from mean girls (2004) and the hot chick (2002)?
bet it's comfy in one of those firewatch towers
>>220396125not if you've got some weirdo creeping around ransacking your stuff whenever you go off to reprimand some delinquent teens
My real name is Issac
>>220396123Rachel McAdamswould munch her poocircle
i want to marry olivia dean
>>220396142can you spell that for me?
>>220396143she's ridiculously fit in mean girls
>>220396125my gooncave in the sky
so how we all doing then?
>>220396200i feel nothing but not in a negative way
Sometimes it's like my mouse is moving in slow motion. Cursor. Mouse or cursor. We said mouse in my day. Cursor was posh. Never forgot that.
gfberg's 27 and still lives with her parentsi'd understand living with your parents at 27 if you're a chuddy incel but not if you're a woman, life is so easy for women
>>220396213mouse is the object itself, cursor is its representation on the screen
>>220396234No I don't think so
>>220396220sisterberg still lives with us and she's 36
>>220396247She fit
There's a lover in the storyBut the story's still the sameThere's a lullaby for sufferingAnd a paradox to blameBut it's written in the scripturesAnd it's not some idol claimYou want it darkerWe kill the flameThey're lining up to prisonersAnd the guards are taking aimI struggle with some demonsThey were middle class and tameI didn't know I had permissionTo murder and to maimYou want it darker
CORRR love a bit of facebook reels me.
>>220396250she's pretty, yeshasn't aged since her 20s really
>>220396268ESHUTA?
rorke's a smooth opooratorsmooooooth opooratooooor
>>220396249>you aren't aloneYoure quite literally alone. Nice cope, numbnuts.
>>220396314C H A N G E D
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>220396335thought that was brian cox
no one:not a wight:leftypolrorke: now that your rose is in blooma light hits the gloom on the grey
rorkes become quite the little songbird as of late it seems
>>220396292
>>220396351Call her whatever you'd like. She still wouldn't f*ck you. COPE
rorke: /brit/ mandem aint nothin to fuck with
trans women are womenapril fools
rorke on the left of meleftypol on the righthere i amstuck in the middle with poosc
>>220396373
>>220396396its still March 31st. you just were a dick in my country
women with their fannies out
nada persona: ne pas le personne:not a soul:rorke: give it to me baby uh huh uh huhmorgan freeman: he is indeed pretty fly for a white guy
>>220396416big fan
little green frog with a top hat and cane: hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaal
>>220396416ive heard tell of it but never actually seen it
when I was a kid I thought it was michael jordan singing the song in the space jam intro credits
Emma Watson splattering diarrhea chunks all over the place and me running on all fours to lick up as much of it as I can.
sex with women
just had a threesome in house party (videogame)
emma Watson looks like that dwarf gimli from Lord of the Rings. ella purnell is the finest English lady out rn
pimple developing inside my nostril
>>220396447seen the game grumps play that one back in the day
>>220396458that bug eyed wench looks like gollum you are smoking crack
>>220396474dont deadname smeagol nigger. ella purnell is also very pretty unitonically and I smoke tobacco not crack
>>220396491she looks like a frog with fetal alcohol syndrome
Why not a threesome with Ella Purnell and Emma Watson?
my bum in charge of not smelling like poo
>>220396423scr
you are entitled to your incorrect opinion about my future wife. beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the beholder must have an eye to behold with. for as the grass is here today and tomorrow thrown into the furnace so is the fleeting beauty of a woman. all is vanity. war. war never changes.
>>220396545wise if somewhat nonsensical words
what mods are gonna do at aprils fools day today? hope it's not as lame as the last year
right that's penisberg dealt with
I’ll cut my foreskin off for Israel
>>220396553like half of it was from Ecclesiastes and the other parts were a generic quote and a fallout reference. glad you gleamed something from it tho
>>220396558cut their willies off and pretend to be women most likely
i'm going to
>>220396558Really liked that one that blended boards
i can't afford to put fuel in my car because of orange man
ella purnell is sunshine and rainbows and happiness
>>220396630why didn't you send your navy and army to clear the strait
cant wait to wake up and this site to be bricked for some faggot joke I won't laugh at
Orange cheeto clean up my doo doo
Artemis II actually sounded exciting until I found out they're not actually landing on the moonBoring, who cares
>>220396641Really liked that one that blended boards
>>220396632
anyone got that webm where it's a bunch of bald lads taking off their toupees
>>220396632I would kiss you if we weren't at such distance. our souls are intertwined but alas if my love Ella is seeking the hand of only one I must have to fend myself from our union to pursue the woman after my own heart>>220396652I don't know what you're referring to since I avoid this site on the first
mfw i have to invade iran because i'm bored
>>220396314Gandolfini's looking good nowadays
fire every so called femcel into orbit
i can't get a gf because of the jews
>>220396630Paid 147.9 for petrol yesterday would be seething if i wasnt a civil servant. The public pays for my fuel to ferry my importance around you see
>>220396697>>220396698evil chuds
I AM REALITY
>>220396699hello fellow leech. I get paid to blast smokedope2016 and bladee in the truck the taxpayers bought me using the gas they also bought me hehehehhee
>>220396711was just saying this down the pub earliergot kicked out
ivy wolk complains about being a femcel when im literally right here she has no right
woah vicky and danielle bregoli threesome
Chip skylark made a song about woah vicky
i want to sleep but i hate sleepng
Morning team. Probably got about an hour two worth of sleep.
human male sex arse
>>220396778You have narcolepsy right, ever get sleep paralysis?
>>220396810Sometimes yeah
dont feel like posting anything :/
dad came over took me car for a checkup and filled up both tanks too, was scared to even ask how much all that cost him, probs 250 for the petrol alone. dont even use the car much anymore to get to class cos dunno when shit will get back to normal. sick of it all
walking around the house with my shoes on like a yank in a sitcom
>>220396850>>220396856you gon die nigga
Fuck sake got to get ready for work soon probably the worst part of going to work
my close personal friend nick mullen back in 2012
Is the booru hacked or what
I hope all my suffering will be worthwhile in end
>>220396850seems like everything is mega expensive in oz but your wages are higher. you are getting high wages right?
>>220395844they obviously shrank the pizza but still kept the old boxeslooks tasty though
>>220396884mental that he was an alcoholic for 10 years and then did coke for 10 years and then just walked away from it
>>220396889its not even 5am you dont need to be looking at kieran (pokemon)
gamers rise up
called someone a retard in another thread but then realised much later he was making a joke that I was too dumb to get so I've decided to kill myself this is my last post goodbye /brit/
it's april hate time hate the passage of time fuck off
Made a very risky nonce post earlier and now I'm worried.
Can hear the catberge miaowing at something downstairs bless him
>>220396955arrivederci
>>220396955when i do something like this i have to say racial slurs out loud until i stop feeling bad
>>220396964Morning love. I had to go to bed earlier because I was up early for work (haha) how was your post window cleaner nap? x
sacked tranny on a mad one
>>220396975dont call him that
You lads realise the whole sacked tranny gimmick is dead after SHE posted THAT picture of HERself yeah?
>>220396986fuck you gonna do about it lil bro? finna catch these hands?WUUUUURRRRLLLSTAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
partially employed man on an absurd one
don't understand how people can judge a baby's appearance and say it's beautiful or it's ugly or anything in between. all babies look like winston churchill
Apri fool's gimmick in three minutes lads. Get in. Festive. 4chan tradition.
Who the fuck allowed places to be called gastro pubs?Like yeah let me just go to the dysentery restaurant Retarded
>>220397004Genuinely don't understand how the fuck you are suppose to respond when someone posts a picture of their new baby on the work WhatsApp group without sounding like an absolute nonce. I'll be the first to admit that it is a very sexy looking baby but I'm already something of a lurker in the group so it would be weird if I suddenly chimed up to comment but at the same time to just view the picture and not reply seems odd too.
doing a nothing
Oh no no no no no no
>>220397004well you can tell if its abnormally ugly. they arent cute though they shit and piss themselves for the first couple of years as part of gods humiliation ritual. its the savagery of nature
i've got the music in me
haven't showered since last year
>>220397044smirked at this
>>220397031sometimes they get brain parasites and smash their heads against rocks as they scream and walk around with their brains hanging out
>>220397031so this fella just gets an infection and dies right
>>220397038what music is that george michael
almost all podcast i listen to during toil is talking about iran i don’t care i don’t care fucking hell shut up
>>220397079getting an infection and dying is the best case scenario for that fella
mental how some random literally who came up with the backrooms and now hollywood is making a movie about it and they won't get a single penny out of it lol. probably won't even acknowledge them in the titles
>>220397092at least we're past the abysmal era where for two years straight all any podcast or YouTube channel would talk about was covid
pooed at the office today
>>220397120done him
spainnonces posts have improved immeasurably since he put on the maple leaf
dumping niggers into vats of the FEV goo from Fallout and watching as they come out looking exactly the same as the way they went in
>>220397141ive had sex and are therefore unable to appreciate this reference
larp alert larp alert
>>220397197it's DISGUSTING tho lol jk
It should be legal to do things that are illegal
perusing goodreads
Petition to change the name of circumcised and uncircumcised to "refined penis" and "untreated penis" respectively.
>>220397271bro got tha jew dick !
the foreskin has accute sensation and if yours was chopped off you're an amputee with no idea what you've lostit's abuse what was done to you, you just have no point of reference to comprehend what you've lost
>>220397267why can't women just wank to normal porn
>>220397271i'm sorry the jews stole a piece of your dick lad
>>220397300it's so rare that a woman knows how to properly stimulate the foreskin though, only a man really knows how to please another man
goooooolazo gol gol gol gol gol gooooolaaaaaaazooooo
attack middle class people with hammers and kill them
might finally learn to play guitar, mumstein bought me one for my birthday when i was a teenager and it's just been sitting around for over a decade
fairly certain my it teacher from year 9 was a pedophile
I always shill for circumcision on flagless boards for the lulz even though I'm uncut myself and think that yanks are mental for cutting cocks for no reason at all
i wear a condom all the time just in case
>>220397382get a tuner and a capo. if you can master moving from a, c, d, em, am, g, and f while strumming in time you can play loads of stuff at a good level.
>>220397094Fender bendered that chink freak
captcha just asked me who tomoko wasI'm surprised I even remembered, that comic must have stopped being posted on 4chan ten years ago or more
declaring a casus belli against my virginity
>>220397493it just did the same for me lol had no jdea what that gay fucking shit is. another garbage april fools
>>220397364the middle class holds civilisation together. below them are the so called working class who do everything but work and spend their limited government issued funds which are fraudulently bolstered by fake disabilities on amber leaf and carling. above them are demonic corrupt bloodthirsty wealth hoarding paedophiles. the middle class keep the country going with their running clubs and coffee grinders and the odd pint of heino at the game
>yet another april fools incompatible with 4chan Xyawn
whenever i gain weight it always goes straight to my belly and my face, why can't it go somewhere that makes me look formidable like my arms and legs?
:/
>>220397410LOL
oh no i filled it with diesel
>>220397519yeah well they still irritate me x
captcha looks the same for me
What’s the gimmick this year?
>>220397582fuck now you'll have to file for bankruptcy
filling my arse with diesel and jumping over buildings to work like evel knieval
wait did I just get fooled
>>220397612fool me twice cant get fooled again
wonder why baseball is popular in japanwonder why circumcision is popular in koreayank influence does spread in mysterious ways
muttering to myself again without realising it
>>220397031that’s horrible don’t show that to me you asshole
>>220397654dementiatoil looms for thee
https://voca.ro/115STMfnBO0A
POO
>>220397654had a roommate who did exactly that and it made me mad but then I realised I do the same at home
Hadn’t cummed for a week and my balls were huge, really tender, and my pelvis floor was starting to hurt. Had to relieve myself in your cereal, hope you don’t mind.
>>220397685calm down mate
NEETing my way to the NEETery quite NEETly
looking at senegal on google mapsdon't think i'll ever be visiting
i'm black pussy only
don’t know enough anime characters for this april fools capcha
>>220397716np m8 ive been shoving your toothbrush up my arse for a year
>>220397745ktim
they should've run a simple llm that would read posts and randomly alter them based on context, like you submit "fuck niggers" but it displays "I am a nigger" in the post. and there should be no way to tell if it was altered or not
british people who pronounce their Ts as Dsget them incinteratedglottal stop or full T, never D
>Algeria vs Jordan>Curacao vs Ecuador>Canada vs Qatar>Haiti vs Scotland>Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia>DR Congo vs UzbekistanQuite the World Cup, I must say...
>>220397822give us an example that clip of the 2 blokes saying butter and butta spring to mindneither of whom display the trope you have critiqued
>>220397822Southerners, especially Londoners, cannot pronounce 'T', 'TH' or 'L'
HIYC
>>220397822for me it's all the poms who pronounce "TH" sounds like "t" instead of "f"throw them all in a volcano, we don't need them
>>220397889based gooner
https://youtu.be/YYOKMUTTDdA
>>220397822beaudyful
>>220397889teddy k laughing his arse off in heaven
why did wales boo northern ireland national anthem
>>220397846well it's the world cup isn't itnot the certain countries from europe and south america cup
>>220397846>Scotlandthat's a country in the world cup? weird, i've never seen their flag on /int/
thinking about all the evil murder videos i saw when i was a teenagernot sure that was good for the brain
falafel>kebabthere, I said it
>>220397846>DR Congoniggas a doctor lel
>>220398116sc
i hate whores
>>220398072Surprised you aren’t claiming them like most yanks do
>>220398100man that brings back memories
>>220398033They boo'd god save the king because the english did the old rapeocaust to them back in the day. Really with the amount of vitriol you see about the UK online you would think it would have split up years ago. There must be a silent majority sitting in the back who are quite happy with the way things are.
>>220398147Give it a rest
>>220398150oh i'm scottish i just don't recognize the scottish state as a legitimate sovereign entity
>>220398177no i'm up early and seething
I have sent my armies forth. my legions march toward war
>>220398198where are they heading
tranny jannies with a shit lazy gimmick this year because theyre mad they got doxed by the sharty and exposed as black gay trannies
Two days of toil. Less than 24 hours of work.
lovely carol
>>220398208TO WARRRRRR
>>220398223i'd give her a weather forecast (my cum lol!)
>>220398223GoodbyeCarol !!!Thank youfor keeping us preparedfor the weatherAll these years !!!
>>220398245ktim
>google anime cat with red scarf>get the answerWOW SUCH A GOOD APRIL FOOL'S GIMMICK, NEW FAGS ON THE ROPES RIGHT FELLAS?
i'm still getting the normal captchas
>>220398270you're so mad
do captchamongs really?
never watched a single anime in my life
>>220398309i've watched pokemon and yu gi oh and k-on
I like some masculine features in women, like defined calves and hairy armpits
>>220398309not even sure what it is exactly
how about a newthat would be nice
one day there will be no new. terrifying.
>>220398387>>220398387>>220398387
>>220398270youve been done in
Let’s get an actual new going yeah? One that’s made by a British person who used the subject field correctly, preferably?
