right get the coffee sucked
so this is the new
poo
feel like SHIT
bird handwhy do they do it
they're eviscerating you lot in the aol instant messenger chat
another example of the ageing mods trying to relive the old 4chan culture that doesnt exist anymore. can empathize because the community they dedicated most of their lives to is unrecognizable but its entirely their fault for being so hands off and refusing involve themselves or do anything
Get her farts sniffed.
wtf is the upside down smiling face emoji supposed to meanthe toilfu uses it sometimes and I don't have a fucking clue what she means by it
Watching one of those Japanese animes
>reverse image searches your captchaheh, owned
>>220398501This place was pretty much dead when infinite third worlders started spamming their cuckold fantasies and the mods did nothingThey rangebanned honest, hard working, white shitposters en masse
>>220398543it's like :/ if it was a smile but not :)does that make sense
>>220398543it's an ironic smiley face
No 4chan April Fools gag?
Right, why’d he put the edition in the /brit/ field. I don’t like that, rather tone deaf given the current circumstances.
middle class british people have american mindsthe working class and upper class are the authentically british ones
you're once, twice, three times an incel
>>220398543https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/short-tests/online-test-for-autism/
>>220398576>>220398585
>>220398560so a half smile? Isn't there already a half smile emoji? Plus that doesn't seem to fit the context of when she uses it, it usually seems to represent sad things this honestly feels like trying to work out a secret code ffs
oh it's morning what a wonderful morning !!
NASA admits they have no pictures of earth yeah that’s not suspicious is it
>>220398602You’re not a mod mate, don’t act like you are a part of the 4chan April fools team.
well if this is how it's going to be i guess i'll actually get some housework done tomorrow because wtf is this
>>220398623it's like a discomforted smile, that's a better way to explain itlike smiling when something bad happens and you're like "oh okay"
>>220398597oh I can't interpret the meaning of Chinese cartoon faces that could potentially mean anything, yeah I guess I've got the 'tism
T
>>220398647alright that actually does make sense. I use picrel for a similar function. Thanks for clearing that up lad
>>220398639some touhou pedo shit
>>220398650everyone uses emojis differently they don't have a set meaningyou're supposed to infer the meaning from the context
what the fuck is that
>>220398650>yeah I guess I've got the 'tismyep
>>220398689that one always makes me think of a big drip of snot
actually the worst april fools joke ever and all it's getting you to do is train more captchas. this site deserves to fall.
>>220398705it's 'nice boat' or school days
this nigga really just said T
>>220398725Chill out unc
>>220398692i don't even know what that means. thank god i've only had the one so far. i like the competitive games type ones, those are so much more fun
pay the toll
phwoar good pooberg diss
If you fail the gay tranime captcha you get a normal one
pov: you are rorke
>>220398639how did you post den
penis wenis benis
interacting with normoid foids is soul destroying
>>220398784i just closed it and moved on
>>220398700the one that really threw me was when I told her two mutual friends had split up and weren't talking and her entire reply was "oh dear [upside down smiling face]" which I interpreted as her really not being that bothered about it when she actually was
>>220398798alri x
>>220398811you're autistic mate genuinely
>>220398799lol
is kerbal space program a good game
>>220398835yh
assisted living
>>220398835I think it has its positives and negatives
>>220398835Never played it so can't offer an opinion m8. Hope this helps x
when did you last have a bath? must be 15 years for me at least
Why would mods put effort into April fools anymore, this website is a shell of what it was before the 2016 r/thedonald invasion
>>220398856poor horses
>>220398872well it is thoughnormal people don't think about putting their willies in each other's bums
hey niggers
>>220398811What is your favourite Sonic game?
>>220398869not wrong but it's been 10 years leave or get over it
>>220398856
>>220398889mate come on. no need for that
>>220398856mouseys neck vein throbbing with adrenaline seeing those horses break the reins and run freealso howling at my captcha
>>220398884But if a man fucks his gf in her bumhole? That’s normal orrrrr what?
>>220398913no that's also not normal because there's a lovely hole right next to the bumhole that is specifically designed for penises to enter
>>220398856don't blame the poor things one bitoh ffs these are so gay and you can just cancel to get to a regular captcha anways
the
>>220398911sc
>>220398911Who keeps only 1 record of important financial records needed for their accountant? Smells like bullshit
>>220398894I am over it, I’m talking to the anons having a whinge about how shit the April fools is
Howling at Danny Aaron’s getting cucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH_L9vqedYgnice video at 6 mimutes of a ukranian man being stabbed to death
>>220398934and more importantly entrusts google with that 1 record. fuck em, they deserve it.
Once you break the 200 calorie mark on your coffee order, you have to understand something...You don't like coffee.You like milkshakes.
>>220398946Despise that cunt and his stupid bitch girlfriend
>>220398959ok
>>220398949right
i think it's a rather good april fools prank myself, anything that makes the captcha freaks seethe is alright by me
would take this capcha over the normal mkultra one any day even if my anime knowledge is lacking
turned off my pass to have a go at it
hate when you think you’ve made a good post and some cunt just replies with “ok”
I dunno any anime characters, except maybe goku
>>220398994right
Weird how people who’ve never smoked in their life are doing vapes or nic pouches now. Weird
would you leave your gf for someone prettier?
it's wednesday
>>220398909Kekk
i liked the emoji stock market one
>>220399021no
Banning football would solve a lot of this country’s problems
Pizza is a vegetable.
>>220399039you're missing the wogs for the sheeds
>>220399044hello macedonia
>>220399036I liked /fitlit/
>>220399044so is my brain
>>220399044yeah hi I'll have a macedoner kebab
>homer bimpson
The funny thing is if all politicians were kicked out and only the football watching class were allowed to become politicians every issue we have in this country would be solved. Posh people are the ones holding us back
>>220399072scream
Stupid April Fools Day gimmick is stupid.
>>220399021physical attraction alone wouldn't make me feel like leaving the gf, would need to have a stronger emotional bond/connection but it's pretty hard to beat the one I have alreadyof course if an absolute fitty was up for a shag and it was just a shag and there was zero chance of me ever being caught I probably would
>>220399076ok
just saw an bug
Pet Australian is stirring…
>>220399057cute. i missed that one but that year seems to be everyone's favourite every time i get one of these i get an anime one
>>220399103ok
All I had was me undies on
Hey I got a question love and it might be because I’m really horny ngl, would you ever consider Esex or no, always wanted to try it And please don’t take it the wrong way!!
Been watching last one laughing and I don’t know why everyone pretends like Rob Mortimer is so hilarious.
Saw a squirrel and two starlings
just let me sleep
>>220399103had a big fat spider on my bed earlier. i nearly died
mate sad init
hate christmas and festivities
>>220399170miserable, lonely incel?
>>220399170For me it's two days off work GET IN
gayporn
>>220399075they would get fucked over because they are too stupid to operate at the required level and would get fucked by business, there is no continuity so the mechanics of the state would break down even worse than now, then they would be subject to the same human frailties as the current crop and would all get compromised
i know all these characters and i stopped watching anime 7 years ago
>>220399178miserable incel yes but not lonely
>>220398913no, sodomy is jewish aids now fuck off
Don’t know how you can be an incel when dating apps exist
I did not use emojis, because it was something on cringe boomers usedAnd now i am a cringe boomer for not using emojis
>>220399219well you see the thing is you have to actually talk to the woman after you swipe on her
Just realised I'm very late going to work this morning and it's working day oneFeel an unproductive day on the cards
>>220399092>you don't have to get it right>just type anything and it goes awayCan't have a normie filter for even one day, apparently.
>>220399219dont want to date girls who are on dating apps
in 1651 AD the rorkist forces routed leftypol roundheads leading to the total victory of st. king chud the 1st in the battle /brit/
>>220399270ktim but too scared to ask women out in real life
>>220399285ktim
>>220399270>>220399285What difference do you envision there being between girls who are and aren't on dating apps?
leftypol donating 10% of his (ample) income to charityrorke eating raw chicken and putting shoes on his hands and clapping them together like a seal
>>220399295these normtarded whores bear the mark of cain and their presence damages my spiritual well being
>>220399295different vibes
Cunt in a massive yankish trailer speeding up as he goes past a schoolHonestly 95% of drivers should be killed
edging and calling it an april fools wank
perhaps there's more to wee than meets the japs eye
>>220399306also this
The Australian PM, UK PM and American president are all making public announcements today which are to be broadcasted across all news channelsWWIII confirmed. Total WHITE Death is being enacted by the Jews.
>>220399312people who drive ford rangers or dodge rams should be flayed alive
I am dangerously close to being able to hear properly through my right earA couple of times I've burped and something has shifted in my ear and I can hear with clarity for a split second before the blockage resettlesReckon I'll get it cleared tonight and my almost month long ordeal will be over
>>220399328I’m going to be in bed. Farting.
>>220399328im not going!
>>220399328don't blame me, i voted for scomo
>>220399339SCREAM
>>220399285That just means you haven't asked enough women out. You'll get to a point it just happens without you even thinking
>>220399336bet you stuck that whole thing of otex in your ear and didn't use warm olive oil
In bed. Farting.
>>220399349did you actually
who else exempt from draft here? feels good
>>220399353I think the otex did help with loosening up some of the wax but the sheer volume of crap in there meant it was largely ineffectiveHad to get in there with some tools and pull it all out manually
>>220399374Double autism postBorders on braindead
time to have a lemsip and think about leaving the house
>>220399374Mum’s writing me a sick note
>>220399374me as i've got double-glazing
>>220399374im a top candidate for the draft due to my superhuman physical abilities and tactical prowess
Time for Trump to unleash Operation Vengeful Fury (he’s going to the bog)
>>220399380don't do that man get your ears syringed it's like 25 quid stop using the otex
>>220399374I’m autistic so probably but I’d unironically go if they did draft me. I have nothing to live for
i love you
>>220399395sensible chuckled at this
Regular reminder that if I got conscripted I would shoot a minimum of one British officer before they took me down
got a smokers cough from smoking
I have no girlfriend, I could only get a part time job after a MD and can't even book a driving test so I don't see how they'd convince me
*stops oil*
having 'tism wouldn't save you, they'd probably just have you working in a military supply depot loading endless boxes onto trucks or some shit
tired of the old straight porn so ive just had a wank to a man shagging a thai ladyboy who came on his own face. im a real cosmopolitan
>>220399371fuck no, one nation every time
hilarious that people think there’s gonna be a draft oh my you people are fucking retarded
>>220399435tried giving troon porn a go a few times but I just can't get over the voice
what are we being drafted for i dont watch the news
>>220399435Trans women x man is straight porn
apple juice is so much better than orange juice
I know how to solve conscription Conscript the man's wife or mum instead and then he'll immediately join after thatSend this to Keir GCHQ
>>220399453Served up as drone fodder to get the economy moving again
got nothing to eat but I also can't be arsed to get in the car so it's nothing for breakfast
>>220399455how come every porn site has a troon section then
please God protect them
>>220399459Yeah if you're the kind of cunt who likes apples
>>220399453upcoming tranny wars
Rorke pissed off that his house is reassigned to a migrant while he's in an Iranian Concentration Camp for the next 5 years
>>220399477How come every porn site has a blonde section or an ebony sectionA kink it may be but it's still straight porn
>>220399374ktim, too old and virginous to be drafted
>>220399461I actually wouldn't because I couldn't bare to see gfberg or mumstein violently killed in front of me
sorry but what exactly would troops on the ground do in iranwouldn't they just get instantly blown up by missiles and drones
>>220399482i actually prefer oranges but the juice is better from apples
>>220399480No more dead copts!
>>220399496tranners have their own section, blonde and ebony are sub categories
would be a hoot if the draft was announced as an april fool. zoomers would crap it for a day
spent so long browsing JAV that my balls started to get really painful
Sucking an ancient grain
Thought of asking a girl out for an April Fools joke as a backup but then realised she might say yes as a joke
>>220399548What if she said no as a joke?
>>220399565what if it was also opposite day
Can see that the main lights are on in the officeWhat a disasterGet the mood lights on I say
>>220399548they're not that direct in their cruelness, go for it lad
yes yes very funny
>>220399565Aha>>220399590Maybe
Grok on a mad one
When Jesus was a kid like 5 or 6 did he know he was the son of God or his future crucifixion?
>>220399601probably not mate all that shit is made up
>>220399548Actual no chance that a woman is smart enough to do that
good morning :)
>>220399614when you’re burning in hell I want you to remember you said stuff like this ok?
>>220399614This isn't going to save you when alabanese puts you in a foxhole bro
most 4channers nowadays are chad shaggers so of course an anime captcha won't be appreciated
An hour of your time is now worth 3 meal deals
i'm a chad shagger as in i get shagged by chads
>>220399638ill make sure to pray to your jew god when im dying for israel
>>220399647#skinbois
>>220399647pangpang has to deal with this every day
um
right so the april fools is captha based then
I'm a shad chagger
>>220399650
>>220399654?Christianity is the only religion which says the Jews are divinely evil compared to all other men.
>>220399647That’s the same size as me flaccid
>>220399677no it isn't ;)
>>220399654Unjust war. That won’t help you
crafted a post but wont post it yet
>>220399684not arsed
>>220399712K Jew boy
>>220399687right explain this then >>220399595
>>220399601jesus was just a pseudo intellectual hippie . he was like the first guy to realise you didnt need to get a job or a gf because you could just stay in your mum would feed you and you could wank in bed all day. being a neet was a revolutionary act at the time and romans rightly saw it as worthy of capital punishment
>>220399725april fools!
sucking moistened fanny
Doing a read
>>220399733>being a neet was a revolutionary act at the timeThe Bible talks about and condemns neets in the book of proverbs
what is the april fools gimmick
Starmers resigned lads.
>>220399765getting pics of various characters when getting the captcha for me
bye, sick of you lot.
hypothetical situation for christians;if jesus was born in china and the apostles were all chinese and the bible was written in chinese would you still believe the story of christianity implicitly?
>>220399654You realise that modern day Jews are completely different to biblical Jews
>>220399775nooooooooo
>>220399775next time we meet we'll be dying beside each other in the deserts of iran
>>220399778Bro is 12 years old lmao
Sir Kier Rodney Starmer
The captcha looks normal what the fuck is the april fools gimmick?I've solved like 5 of them so far
love when christians try to act rational, works until you remember they genuinely believe some jewish bloke was flying around casting magic spells and raising people from the dead
>>220399788No, the Jews killed Jesus Christ
>>220399778mad how god chose to reveal himself to illiterate desert retards instead of the exceptionally advanced Chinese
staring at this in work on my phone until the women start coming in to work in sexy tops and bras
rorke pretending to be black to shit on snape's cast in the new harry potter show
>>220399809Romans are not Jewish
>>220399805>not arsed >still seethingROFL
>>220399756no it doesnt. it says the meek shall inherit the earth who is more meek than a neek
>>220399805it's so depressing to think that the entire conservative movement has been hijacked by these dumbfuck freaks that INSIST society has to be based on sky fairies
>>220399823For you, my brothers, have modelled yourselves on the churches of God in Christ Jesus which are in Judaea, in that you have suffered the same treatment from your own countrymen as they have had from the Jews, who put the Lord Jesus to death, and the prophets too, and persecuted us also. Their conduct does not please God, and makes them the enemies of the whole human race,-1 Thessalonians 2
>love when christians try to act rational, works until you remember they genuinely believe some jewish bloke was flying around casting magic spells and raising people from the dead
in atheist world this is a mega own!!!!!!
>>220399824i win
>>220399826As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed.15 A sluggard buries his hand in the dish; he is too lazy to bring it back to his mouth.16 A sluggard is wiser in his own eyes than seven people who answer discreetly.Lmao it even predicts you trying to be smart
just found out that americans literally have to screw in lightbulbsthey are well and truly utterly fucking mental over thereextended reading: the configuration we've got here is called a bayonet mount where you just push it up and rotate it slightly
is the april fools joke trying to honestly discuss religion or somethingshut up
He’s a trannyhttps://youtu.be/UMkLDPP_rcM
>>220399857Can you answer him?
>>220399884we also have screw in lightbulbs you clueless gimp
>>220399889yes
>>220399884I uhh what. There are screw in lamps across the world what are you on
April fool is the new captcha ?
>>220399889Yes God gave you free will you fucking spastic this is very very basic stuff
i've got a bulb to screw into you, a bulbous bulb
>>220399865nowt more religious than the one sat the top making themselves exceptions though
yo
so we're all being draftedstarmer's about to announce it
>>220399903>>220399909i'm not sure i've ever seen one
He would of actually had to sign off on that picture. He saw that and thought 'yep'
>>220399933yo
>>220399933yo what's up nigga
>>220399948Well yes you're a creepy shutin
>>220399815More likely they wear more layers because they want you to die
if i get drafted im defecting immediately and telling the iranians everything i know about our bases
>>220399948lad lives in a fucking cave, a very dark one
more chance of religion being true than this country doing a draft for iran How would they even enforce it we have like 10000 police in the whole country
almost cheated on the missus during a toil trip but didntfeeling quite pleased with myself
>>220399918free will...when the entire universe was created with 100% knowledge of what will happen everywhere and with everyone. every choice, every step, every though - all mapped out and planned forever before you even exist.that isnt free will.
>>220399814The chinese werent as advanced as egypt or sumerians at that time
>>220399962that works too
>>220399948right so you're an ignorant sheltered retard and still felt qualified to make a bold claim like that. just shut up the fuck you mong.
if i get drafted im defecating in the barracks as a dirty protest
>>220399980I'd love to see starmer trying to conscript abdul and ngubu
>>220399994this is the last time i will every venture to share an interesting fact ever again
>>220400010was neither interesting or a fact.
>>220399980A true Britons greatest joy is to see his sons mangled corpse because their is no greater honour for a Briton than to die for the Jews
>>220400016s
>>220400030>their isfucked it
got called a clueless gimp, a creepy shutin, an ignorant sheltered retard and a mong all within three minutes of opening the thread
>>220400053And are you?
>>220400039Hello incel
>>220400124>>220400124>>220400124
>>220400126
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