total cultural victory edish
>>220404522>Souf FC not mentionedIt's over
nth for the baddiedem
>>220404569that bum is a bounciedemclappydemx
>>220404569please stop posting these scamming whores
yhe new
Rorke's favourite Wikipedia pagehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_vagina
and the very latest from rorke?
>>220404596
>(Dead)
>>220404624talking to leftypol about how they have a common enemy in Ian
Epidemic proportions
>>220404666>common enemy in Ian
is it really just an anime captchais that all they could come up with
>>220404680Um
>>220404522HOWLINGI just got an anime-related question in /mu/.Though not here. Maybe it doesn't work in phones.
>>220404624He's taking a very strong stance in the latest e-celeb political analyst podcaster beef and is drafting his response
keeping in mind that you pay to not solve captcha's
>>220404685State of that
>>220404680having six what?
koreanasmrboobs
>>220404704tis only 20 dollarydoos per annum
>>220404704it's 4 pence a day to never solve one evernot a single one
>https://www.marksandspencer.com/l/men/just-arrived/clothing#intid=gnav_men_prop-roundel_just-arrived
i had some food stuck in my teeth so i brushed my teeth and now it's gone
>>220404752Marks and sparks marketing and sparketing department trying some new methods to get the cool hip youth (unemployed mid 30s) in
>>220404752looks like shit
>>220404685Looks like a mtf trannoid
>>220404731greng
>https://www.charlestyrwhitt.com/uk/holiday-shop/The deadline for gaining a clue is just 5 days away
>>220404808morrisey's new lyrics not up to par
>>220404857heaven knows my teeth are clean now
is this a new ziedy gimmick? like the hublot one?
>>220404843s
Marketing and sparketing is funny and you cunts know it is
>>220404882i'll marks and spark you out sunshine
>>220404857
£75 for a shirt is mental
i had a headache earlier but i took some paracetamol and now i'm fine
>>220404904not if you're wealthy
ive found myself in my bedbeen a long dayi will have a greggs for breakfast
>>220404915£75 for a shirt is mental
i needed a poo so i did a poo and now i dont need a poo
had a funny feeling like my bowels were full earlier but i went for a poo and it's gone away now
>>220404939>>220404940grow up
>>220404892Sounds like you're going to take me for lunch at the cafe. Could go for a jacket potato tbf
>>220404945ok
Literally can't be arsed to do anything, can't be arsed to work, to game, to watch anything, just gonna sit and rot in my room for the rest of the day
>>220404904£75? Pretty normal price for decent shirt
I was looking for my knob and then I found my knob
>>220404947sounds about rightyou are what you eat
help pls
was it this time last year when the new pope started?
>>220404966mate
>>220404957And Heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>220404973who cares, those catholic perverts will all be roasting in hell before you know it
>>220404980sc
the proto gf coyly revealed that she's part ashkenazi jewish, so i said that's fine i'm part sephardic jewish
>>220404980
goyly
watched beverly hills cop (1984) while high on heroin, was a good time
>>220404961Ya mum's minge?
>>220404980scrim
mental how dingy and grim britain is
Just finished up a house clearance job today.Alcoholic, died at the end of her bed by the looks of the staining. Shit and blood trails all abouts the room leading to the bathroom before her demise. She wasn't found for 2 weeks.Remember, this could be you if you're not careful in life.Ill be throwing my clothes away, but does anyone know how to get the smell of death out of your skin?
>>220405014shouldn't take heroin mate it's not good for you
would lovingly impregnate EW’s arse
>>220405056source?
>>220405076just impregnated your mums arse haha april fools
Peak cinema is Fox McCloud flying Rosalinas Observatory through Bowsers Armada and nothing can convince me otherwise
>>220405036and leftypols great idea to make it nicer was to add millions of belligerent foreigners into the mix. much better!
it's insane how drippy ac rogue is, can't even choose what to wear because literally almost every outfit is dope
>>220405082Talk to Frank
>>220405051Hair of the dead body that bit you
>>220405051why do you do that for a job of all things?
>>220404589Soogslad... >>220404966Bottom right and top left
>>220405109Yeah, Shay's drip is unmatched
>>220405101Someone set off the autist alarm, this nigga speaking in fucking dork language lol
>>220405014Keep on the smack mate, proper good for you
This country is fucking doomed and there's nothing we can do to stop it
the most mindnumbing conversations are people just typing in what some AI bot spits out to them and then repeating it back to me it happens a lot and it's fucking infuriating i feel like i'm being drained and this is
>>220405109Thoughts on the STALKER video game series?
>>220404980Kek
>>220405131would scran that bum
north korean gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GcNBIpVg9A
What the fuck was that captcha I was prompted with? "Add caption to picture"? Genuinely, what the fuck do they expect me to type?
>>220405136that's every country except Israel of course God's Chosen People
imagine if there was a /brit/ meetup and all the lads took it in turns to bum EW in a hotel room lol
Ian getting a ham sandwich and a water in a meal deal
>>220405131she got a fatty
>>220405109hate them cunts who constantly jump out and stab you
>>220405131seen her getting both holes stuffed
Opened my window
>>220405137You're absolutely right - when somebody just repeats what an AI has told them it can be repetitive and sound staggered.Is there anything else I can help you with today?
>>220405169You been walking around Birmingham again?
*waving my little begging cup at you*spare a clue good sir?
>the april fools joke is that... the captcha is... a bit easier to doawesome work as usual
>Minimum wage rises to £12.71 an hour as firms warn of impactOh look, our corporate overlords think giving us more money is a bad thing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FO60sVaA9mg
>>220405197its harder if you're not a weeb
*buzzes into an open window and starts putting my mucky feet everywhere*
Scared to fart after what happened last night...
>>220405203it impacts small businesses the hardest you imbecile.
I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Claude. I asked Grok. I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT. I asked ChatGPT.
>>220405196Hej Sven, skicka mig lite snus. Jag tänker inte betala för det, men du kan känna dig glad över att ha hjälpt någon. Tack.
*presses the bus stop button a stop too early*
>>220405203For those of us that aren't min wage retards it's just more wage compression. Every year there's a higher minimum wage and I get a shitty almost meets inflation raise which means I'm closer to making the amount of money a literal retard makes while still being expected to be a skilled knowledge worker and paying a fucking wankload in taxes
>>220405203right give people more money, just like that, out of thin air, they’re worth it you know why not bump it up to £20/h? surely it won’t have any impact fuck it raise it to £30/h i say
>>220405197why am I not seeing it
>>220405218shows how infantile the maga mind is
>>220405225If a business can't afford to pay its workers a minimum wage then it shouldn't be a business.
>>220405245some people are so bitched that they would actually get off on the early stop
>>220405245Oh you fucking idiot
>>220405231yeah?
>>220405232jag kan skicka en bild på mitt håriga skitiga rövhål istället?
>>220405258Said leftypol filling his diaper and asking to be petted like a good pupper
>>220405278cats walked across your keyboard
was a video of an obese cat on the telly and my son pointed at it and said 'daddy'
>>220405267>libertariangrim, thought you lot died out in 2017
>>220405245Me as a kid except it was every stop.
got a scam call that was fully AI voiced just now
>pay workers more>workers put more money into the economy Can't believe I have to fucking spell this out for you idiots.
>>220405288you don't have a son
>>220405280Ian wearing normal clothes
Eating a rich tea
hate those fucking spastic teenagers who just sit and press the button on the bus whenever it gets near a stop
>>220405278Nej tack. Bara snuset räcker. Tack.
>>220405289he's probably a leftypol retard
Rorke failing the captcha cos he hates that "woke chink shite"Cultured leftypol who's watched 2000 anime getting it instantly
>>220402377
>>220405302I do
>>220405310kommer nog bli rätt svårt pga ni lämnade eu, tullar och sånt vettu
>>220405314Right well that's me absolutely done, will be taking leave from the thread nowApologies to everyone
rorke be like aux input moder
>>220405278can you help me insert my anal snus mr sven?
I just keep getting the boring shape captchas
>>220405267A small business should also be able to employ and hr manager and all the myriad of payments and bonuses that massive international conglomerates can
girl at my work looks like those AI muslim girls marriage things one of you freaks used to post
lowkey want food as fuck right nowhungry yummy
>>220405349Lads on here swearing on their lives they were real
>>220405349get the tashamarriages posted
>>220405375swear down that's real
>>220405375where's her niqab?
get the gymskin posted
>>220405334Det är sant. Jag kände en gång en svensk kille här i Storbritannien som introducerade mig till snus. Självklart är det olagligt att sälja snus i Storbritannien, så jag kan inte köpa det här. Jag behöver hitta fler svenskar i Storbritannien som kanske har snus.
woolies south africa is nothing like the old uk one or the aussie one for that matter its a completely separate company and far more premium like marks & spencer food hall levels excellent quality fresh produce ready meals clothing homeware etc proper upscale vibe not your standard supie
Hej, jag är från Sverige
>>220405426buy an ad
>>220405426my cousin went to Uganda and shop owners would pay him to sit in the window so people walking by would see a Mzungu and come in to buy stuffthought you might like to know
fartdumper
>>220405426windows look like a fag packet
>>220405409kör du chatgpt för översättningen eller? känns som du skriver väldig rigid och stel svenska favä (tb h)
poo zealand
>BBC knew about Scott Mills sexual offences investigation in 2017Happened again did it.
>>220405426bet it's full of niggers though
>>220405437ktiiiiim
might get into green teas. sick of the blacks
>>220405171in a threesome?
>>220405497Jag använder Google Translate. Tyvärr talar jag inte svenska.
>>220405457Ugandans love white people. People came up to me to shake my hand
Captcha is the same for me
>>220405538they HATE indans toovery interesting
>>220405505>Investigation concluded there was no evidence to charge himSo why would he be sacked for that?
>>220405528mad how good regular translate has become, could also be that swedish and english is similar enough tbqh
>>220405556Idk if they hate them but most business owners were indians
nonceberg on a mad one
I like my women the way I like my coffeehot
Ate too much lunch and fancy a nap
languages other than english should be banned
>>220405571try reading articles maybe? new information has been found
>>220405611neger
>>220405330fossil ass mf
>>220405604loathe and detest women
doing nofap April
>>220405647Love and want to smell women
do think that it would be best if 4chan only allowed English speaking countries to postThe best posts do tend to come from us
>>220405624ZOLY ZUCKING ZASED
has anyone else still getting the april fools captcha? mine stopped
aaaah shoot! that darned soccor ball hit my friggin weiner creg!
geeked up playing xbox all day
my brain just hallucinated the smell of those grim fish cakes schools served at lunch
>>220405705broccoli head cunt you
Organised crime is Britain's fourth-largest industry with an annual turnover in excess of £20 billion. The biggest players are the international syndicates - the Mafia, the Triads, the Colombian drug cartels - all of which are organised like multinational corporations with presidents and vice presidents at the top and poorly-paid shift workers at the bottom.So far as home-grown talent is concerned, in the 1960s and 1970s it was simple. You did a big robbery, made loads of money and spent the rest of your days in Spain. In the 1980s, armed robbery started to get dangerous so you did one or two, went to Spain and invested the money in drugs. Nowadays, thanks to improved security measures, the average armed robbery nets only a few hundred pounds and newcomers to crime have no choice but to start right at the bottom and work their way up.As is often the case in big business, a career in organised crime depends just as much on who you know as on what you're prepared to do or what talents you might have.It's all very well knowing that you can buy a kilo of cocaine in Colombia for £2,000 and sell it in London for nearer £40,000 but unless you have the connections to buy the stuff and bring it into the country, it's a business idea that will never get off the ground. So at aged under 30 most criminals are still doing their apprenticeship and have not made the big money.Taking advantage of family connections is one shortcut. When the young Patrick Fraser got involved in a £2 million cocaine deal from Colombia, the fact that his father was 'Mad Frankie' Fraser was undoubtedly a big help.Without connections, you have no choice but to start out on your own, working a few small scams, and then build up the size of your operation as the profits begin to roll in. That's when you can start enjoying the good life but that's also when you'll start attracting attention - and not just from the police.
>>220405693Mine still shows up but it doesn't matter what I put in, it just goes to make me do normal captcha after as normal. Might be because I'm a phonechad
>>220405724In the case of the Jamaican Yardies, wealth is something you flaunt. As soon as you make some money, you buy a flash car and the biggest, thickest gold chains that you can support around your neck. What usually happens soon after is that some rival Yardie with a gun comes and takes it all away from you. The frustration the police have in trying to crack down on Yardie crime is identifying their targets.'You find someone who looks like the big man because he has the car, the gold, the flashy house, but the next day, he's back on a street corner in rags selling £10 bags of puff,' says one detective. The same is now increasingly happening with British villains who have discovered that stealing drugs from their rivals is far more cost-effective than buying them for themselves.'When you talk about crime these days, you're basically talking about drugs. Because everyone in crime wants to make money and there is no easier and quicker way of making money than through drugs,' says retired gangster Dave Courtney.'In the old days, it was almost honourable to be a gangster. You could stand up in school and say, "my old man's a bank robber," and everyone would have said "good on 'im".That's all changed now. There's no honour in crime, not when half the people out there are willing to grass you up for the reward or to save themselves.'Unless you have a lot of friends or are exceptionally lucky, don't expect to be a millionaire until you're at least 35. If you live that long.
>>220405697this is quickly becoming one of my favourite gimmicks at the moment. good work
not reading that literal novel
>>220405624idgi
>>220405726thanks for the reply x
>>220405203>Boooo the corporate overlords>>220405267>Boooo the small businesses trying to compete with the corporate overlordsThe corporate overlords push for higher minimum wages. Let's see if you can figure out why they'd do that. I'll give you a clue, it's the same reason they pushed for expensive COVID compliance rules.
think that was from layer cake
slinging aussies out of /brit/ by their collars for posting too many edits of bradley walsh
>>220405626Yes in 2026 which is why they sacked him. But why would they sack him in 2017
>>220405772>But why would they sack him in 2017they wouldnt and didnt
>>220405768*trampolines back into the thread*
>>220405776Erm
Oh fuck sake he's only gone and trampolined back inthat's fucking ridiculoussomeone's got to stop them
posted it again award
>>220405747Shut up cunt
>>220405776have you considered spending less time online? clearly not doing you any good.
Women hate me and I don't exactly see how that is fair
>>220405780Exactly
>>220405776right then. gonna hunt this bloke down and kill him
>>220405806that's me done
>>220405806cor imagine this fish doing that on your dick
they should keep this captcha
actually angry right now
>>220405776What do you want me to do with this information?
>>>/mu/129851527???
>>220404752>#intid=gay_menwhat did they mean by this
>>220405810im saving up money for facial plastic surgery. WAGMI
Been considering a career change but it's important that my role begins with inConsidering becoming either intifada or the infanta. Any other suggestions?
>zoomies shit and piss themselves laughing at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AXmXDfm00
>>220405853Bit early for the new don't you think?
>>220405890inbred
>>220405880you're never going to make it you ugly freak. never reply to me ever again
>>220405910clattered that runt
>>220405909Like a sandwich?
>>220405910They finish an hour earlier too Peter
>>220405910anti gaylight savings time arguments:- increases the rate of heart attacks- increases the rate of traffic accidents- has actual no reason to existpro gaylight "savings" time arguments:- yay! more bugs for me to find!- it isnt as scawy when i wide my bikey wikey :(
>>220405934Lol
>>220405932Oh yeah I would actually thanks for asking
>>220405880Been eyeing a personality transplant from these dodgy Malay quacks should I go for it
>>220405916how do i know which one is you
>>220405954transplant implies you've got one to replace
>>220405954YOLO
Got a haemorrhoid for the first time in farkin ages, not impressed
>>220405966no it doesnt. it means moving something from one place to another you mong
mental how we let hong kong go, we should have flattened every chinese coastal city there was
wish it were legal to punch indians in the face if they enter your general vicinity
>>220405987got quite an abrasive personality, don't you
>>220406003He looks like I do
>>220405966bald person planning a hair transplant reading this and despairing
>>220406016you need a brain transplant mate. and that definitely does not imply you already have one
>>220406003Wife's nan sends her an Easter card every year with 50 quid in it, which is weird but it's nice usually go out for dinner or something, but the idea of an Easter card is completely fucking alien to me and I can't understand the point at all. Chocolate eggs is one thing, cards are pointless
What’s up my gammons
>>220405994I don't think that was included in the deal we negotiated
enjoy this ian gimmick because I know its genuinely making the aurists who take this place too seriously audibly tut
Rorke going to the shop
a leftymong called me "montero boy" recently and google nor chatgpt can tell me what its referring to. any ideas?
>>220406049>deallmao insane cope, deals arent real, especially when they're made with your enemies
>>220406059fucking shrieking
honestly mental that you could look like this and be a popstar in the 80s
>>220406069haha wouldn't you like to know montero boy
inhaling an entire paki za for no reason
>>220406117little kirby fella
oh the schools are closed for easter thats why this place is so shit
Found out yesterday that the really fit girl at work's dad was a nonce who touched her and got done for CP on his computer and her mum killed herself over it.
>>220404522
>>220406099Looks like a 14year old in his dads suit
its over for rorkepic related
>>220406127<( o.o )>
>>220406143You gonna go for her?
>>220405051need an assistant? I can't driveanother woeful day of job searching
>>220406146Fuck this picture gives me so much anxiety. I'm 30 or 40 years old I shouldn't still have to deal with this shit
>>220406158can't stand sweetcorn on a sandwich if I'm honest
>>220406099looksism wasn't as bad back then
want to go out but neighbour keeps moving in and out of the hallway and I don't want to see her and chat
had a stomach ache this morning and now the farts from it are coming outponging
>>220406174I'm taken but I wouldn't go for such damaged goods no matter how peng she is desu
>I'm 30 or 40 years old
>>220406188erm...what did you mean by this?
i may be an aging soylennial but at least im not wasting my prime youth and neuroplasticity on 4chan like you freaks
>>220406143why do white people love to overreact so much
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFH5JgyZK1I
concerning posts
>>220406242The picture makes me anxious because I wasn't good with girls in my teenage years, which is when I spent time on buses. Not sure what's difficult about that?
>>220406186got a grisly triple rape/suicide clearup in Bolton friday if you're up for it
>>220406242:)
Wasted my late teens and early 20s (2011-2017 roughly) here desu got way into it and should have been out shagging. Instead I'd just go out and get drunk 'with the lads' or be shitposting here, barely tried it with women due to low self-esteem but was pure copium at the time. Took me until being 26 to really get my flow with women but really could have started at any time if I'd just tried.
>>220406226Probably a wise decision that, had a gf from a pretty fucked up childhood and although the sex was good she was not fun to be with when we were shagging
if i was scott mills now i'd disappear. start wearing a disguise and try to move to another country
>>220406281ok i'll do it. is it ok if i wank on the job?
Ladies for Polanski
>>220406309Well thanks for nothing you prick now everyone's going to be on to me
>>220406146they are very fit
>>220406323imagine locking them in a room with a dozen sex starved Mirpuri migrants
>>220406333corr boiled tampons in gravy
>>220406335
>>220406301Basically did the exact same thing as you from 2012 to 2015, then I got a clue and a gf and lived the life from 2015 to 2017, then came back here. So I can tell you from experience you didn't miss out on much and everybody is a dickhead in their 20s.
>>220406323Would
>>220406361Yeah but it's also basically the only time you can have casual sex unless you're rich or a top shagger
>>220406333corrring and phwoarring at the mere suggestion
just nipping out to rivendell anyone want owt
>>220406405lembas
1st round went well lads
>>220406415shut it
>>220406415>tfw you've been told to work the firing squad
>>220406432Do one melvin
>>220406415t. man who invented the circle
>>220406447COOORRRRR
>>220406405Mithril
>>220406472fuck are you even corrring at you inexplicable cunt i'll crack your head open
Just lost my virginity
My bum hurts
>>220406519you’re welcome
New>>220406562
want to post the n-word…
Currently playing some crimson desert while youre toiling for goldberg
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