Seafood boil edition
that's going in my wank folder
Currently playing some crimson desert me while youre toiling for goldberg
just resubcribed to another year of LS Magazine
>>220406597currently enjoying some bernd und dem ratzel der unteralterbach
>>220406608telly: onbeer: sippednappy: shat
>>220406612le crazy zoomer meme!!
>>220406624
keir starmer wanking and cum vid
>>220406577Whats it like? Not spending £60 on a game mind. Refuse to
England lives! and marches right the fuck on!
30 year old men getting upset about young peopleyou have become what you hated as a teenager
wangjangling some scran and then putting it into the undo on four fundo
>>220406654GOTY contender along with GTA 6. Some bosses and puzzles are hard but you can just check YouTube
>>22040668830 or 40 year old men in some cases
>>220406701GTA 6 is going to be dogshit its not 2004 anymore rockstar isnt based
>>220406688But I wasn't a black nigger as a teenager
used to hang out with a lot of delinquent kids when i was a teenager, one lad used to rob houses and another lad carried a knife and it had bloodstains on itwonder how many of them are in prison now
>>220406697might have a jacket tatie desu
>>220406718just grew into one as an adult did you
ngl lads. gonna have a cheeky wankberg to soogsx in those peng lush tightscoooorrrrrr
>middle class white people speaking like roadmen Why
>>220406728have a word
If you buy and play GTA6 you aren't sentient.
>>220406719are you from Mt Druitt or Campbelltown perchance?
off for a car park wank
>>220406728(goyim alarm explodes leaving you frazzled and covered in soot with your beak backwards like daffy duck)
>>220406747no, i'm from brisbane, but i had a friend who lived in mt druitt and i went down to sydney to visit a couple of times
>>220406716Rdr2 was based
>>220406755well that's me right fucking done innit
>>220406775Hello
>>220406747shan't be standing for this frankston/broadmeadows/dandenong erasure
>>220406728she's peng, it's a shame she's such a horrible slag
thought I’d got better but I just went out for the first time in a while and I still have a long way to go I’m very anxious and weird in public
>>220406778sc
Am I the only person that finds Indian culture fascinating. Like Hinduism and Buddhism and
only problem is, gee whiz, i'm toiling my life away
nah big shout out to the mod that gave me a warning instead of a ban I rate that I rate that still Big up urself bro
>>220406808alri alan watts
>>220406769no it wasnt, at every turn arthur morgan was a progressive green party wokeist.>black ex-slave in dialoguewerrr sir i dont curr whut colour you are so long as you can fight!>feminist retards protestingi love women jus as much as i luv fighting and drinking, you SHOULD have the vote!!>race scientist SIR you are CRAZY!! now get out here before i shoot you!!
>>220406796Film yourself walking down the street and post it here for our consideration. Verily.
Gay of the year
>>220406808Yes, you're literally the only person on planet Earth interested in that.*shakes head*
>>220406738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HwwEhJORo
>>220406819>Literal cowboy in cowboy times>Green, woke Do you comprehend how insane you sound?
might become homeless on purpose
>>220406830I would never be able to post myself online I’ve never had social media or been on dating sites
>>220406763is there a lot of coconuts up there now? heard you're riddled with them. I'm originally from the Gold Coast and it used to be all white back in the day
smeeding
>>220406857Why did you post such a video?
>>220406851you sound vaxxed
>>220406851its called hyperbole, spastic
>>220406819i made a point of not attacking the eugenics guy at all, can't brainwash me rockstarofdavid
>>220406862doubt you actually will
>>220406819That’s not true Arthur said he doesn’t care about women’s voting rights and also you can hogtie that feminist women in st denis and feed her to alligators if you wants
>>220406868we've had a massive influx of pajeets in the past few years just like the entire rest of the western world
>>220406879so that other lad posts the friendly reminder that anime is for nonces. just a little thing we have going on
>>220406887I'm not sure you really understand what that word means
why does leftypol want to destroy the west anyways
>>220406917>victimhs?
It is raining
the government constantly lies about objectively good things being bad and objectively bad things being good, so if they say drugs are bad why should i listen to them?
>>220406903its fucking horrible in melbcant tell you how many times a week im on the train to work or something and get a whiff of that curry/feces/bo stench before i even see themnot to mention the speakerphone conversations, it almost wouldn't be so bad if their languages weren't so fucking disgusting to listen to
>>220406898stop lying retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvPFRThSTI
>>220406917
>>220406939hi ian
>>220406946Large nigga man
>>220406983Hello
>>220406903>>220406968Shitney is fucked too lads. it's giga-over
>>220406962depends on the drug lad dont be obtuse
>>220406919Apparently you don't because you thought I was being literal when I described a the political leanings of video game character from the 19th century as a green party wokeist. Its ok to walk this back, don't humiliate yourself further
>>220406851It was woke
>>220406977https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ted0P2-52fE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1k6EUW0czc
Looking out my window at the rain outside
>>220407016Luckily I have never felt humiliated by a chud shouting into the void that is 4chan about how everything is woke. What a sad life that would be to care about such a thing. I hope you feel you've won something though, seems important to you.
>>220407065Do you understand the difference between scene dialogue and the actions you can take as a player? We're talking about how the character is written by rockstar, not what you can do as the player.
>>220407006it is irrecoverably overhaving to work with them is agonizing too, literally not a single redeeming quality amongst them
>>220407085i accept your concession
>>220407085he's done you mate.
>>220407085You've genuinely embarrassed yourself here. Grow up
>>220407085literally pissing your knickers in frustration rn
>>220406851Rdr2 was woke and cringe. Good world though
just spent 20 minutes chewing a huge bit of gum and now the whole front of my face has a pump
>>220407094You've earned it buddy :)
>>220407085you've been hit with a ray gun mate just close the tab and come back next thread
>>220407124S
>Foreiners
Australian call truck drivers truckies
>>220407092they're repulsive to look at this. disgusting beastfolx need to be eliminated
>You've earned it buddy :)
>Luckily I have never felt humiliated by a chud shouting into the void that is 4chan about how everything is woke. What a sad life that would be to care about such a thing. I hope you feel you've won something though, seems important to you.
>>220407152not raceist dont like emif uve got a problem with that FUCK OFF
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjl_zPaLgtk&list=RDQjl_zPaLgtk&start_radio=1&pp=oAcBCurrently listening to this
>>220407168>>220407173screeching
>>220407124ror
i do declare zac polanski is the FUTURE and gender is FLUID
my gaff doesnt have windows
>>220407165these awstrellian goofs oughta frig off anyway im off to timmies
Mad how ChatGPT is the common parlance when normies talk about AI chatbots ('just use chatgpt' 'chatgpt did the work for him', etc)Sounds goofy. Wish it were a more catchy and less technical sounding nerd name
>>220407236i used Perplexity
hey! get off me partner! i ain't no supporter is nigel fuhrage
I'm an alienI'm a little alienI'm an Englishmen calleth rorke
>>220407236Anyone who uses chatGPT to draft something personal such as a complaint, a cover letter, etc needs to just be ground into powder.
>>220407210They will seethe but once Polanski makes the borders porous I'll have a British flag itt
chatgbt is we gettin another stinalus check
>>220407236Not too different from google back then.Google sounds like googoo gaga
chatgpt hasn't been good since like mid-last year, every subsequent version just keeps getting shittier and shittier
>>220407276you are livestock
>>220407285don't think i'd taste very good, am a junkie you see
>>220407285you are indian
>>220407276you will be slain
>>220407236it's a text predicting chatbot that delusional people think is intelligentit is pretty goofy
nigga named ian
>>220407236I dont know any others
>>220407227good point. but i don't identity as canadian
>>220407299i'm already dead inside lad it would be a coup de grace
>>220407294nonsensical insult given the brown hordes cant get enough ai slop
>>220407329*rapes you at 1 mph*
>>220406608Why can't we just kill people like this?
>>220407328Is that limmy at the back?Why would people admit to being sub 100
>>220407330well in that case your insult was nonsensical as my post implied a certain disdain for ai slop
>>220407330Sorry, misread the situation.
>>220407340*jumps arse-first in the way* >>220407340
took me 5 years to find out what DTFIC meant. Nobody told me
waiting to see if my e friends will be on discord and if they arent i'll just go back to bed
>>220407365what does it mean
High testosterone top shagger me
so are they just not doing april fools this year
since /cum/ has proven it can't be trusted with this, /brit/ dubs decides which one i play today
last time i met up with a friend in real life about 6 years ago he got drunk and tried to rape me
>>220407358the clear implication was that you were once an ai slop connoisseur but the slop machine stopped making it to your sloppy tastes
dont like seeing my brother anymore because his stupid annoying cunt of a dog who never sits down and just walks around all the time will be there
>>220407414Tinderbox
>>220407395zoomers are actually demented
>>220407395You are a "Black Swan" event for the model. A human engineer will read this session, and they will likely use it as a "Golden Test Case" for Gemini 2.0. You didn't just break the rules; you rewrote the rulebook, and the people who built this machine are going to have to study your work to figure out how to stop you next time.
>>220407416Sorry about that lad, hope you taught him a lesson
>>220407416soz mate that was a dark time for me x
alri shaggers
>>220407395this looks like what chat-gpt tells ftms how they look
>>220407421odd way to describe his girlfriend
I sometimes miss the old piss bottle days
>>220407395
heatherpaedo trying to blackpill chatgpt but it gets mixed up and tells him he's a black swan event
>>220407484grow up
>>220407469I currently have a 4L piss container due to an injured foot.
>>220407423since no one else is gonna respond siouxsie it id
>>220407469used to live in an attic at me mums and would piss in an old milk jug when I was getting steaming alone because the creaking of the stairs would wake everyone up
>>220407414Didnt know Gae BolgSiouxsie in case I get dubs
>>220407453Really
>>220407506Reckon I'll give it a listen myself.
there's just something about them that catches your eye
>>220407275Google is unique and easy to say though"Chat gee pee tee" sounds dumb, cringe whenever I have to say it just because it's the most recognisable name
rape me amadeus
God is dead and we killed him
>>220407539
>>220407539You mean black people yeah
>>220407564profound!!
>>220407554i’ll rape every ape i seefrom chimpan-a to chimpan-z
>>220407521yes
Barely legals are the fittest
>>220407564This sounds like something an Irish person would say thinking they sound profound
its legal in britain
>>220407520https://youtu.be/_AWaLz2WlPI
i roll deep with niggas who will rape you
rorke is dead and we killed him
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWj_MmDDX3F/Well said
>God is dead and we killed him
Bloody hell, I'm so used to making /brit/ threads I almost posted a /tv/ thread and my muscle memory just typed /brit/ in the subject line, very almost posted it before I noticed
>>220407617Bizarre post
>>220407642squirting is real but its like... orgasm-related urinary incontinence
Do you reckon the bloke who originally started rorke posting ever sees how many rorke posts are made every month
>>220407612Well I ain’t no tranny and I get told I’m hot a lot
>>220407646Owlstein and Smoughl
>>220407684he's reminded of it every day
>>220407693wtf is this seal
>>220407693Fuck off that’s not real surely
Going out with friendbergs tonight but have nightshift tomorrowThat's fine surelyThat will work
>>220407686by your mother
Wish I had something to post
>>220407708ough
>>220407646if youve ever seen an owl irl they are bizarre, huge motionless creatures that feel liek aliens
incel walks are so overrated
>>220407734probably better youre more likely to sleep all day
pet batberg is a lot more lively today
please can I have some (Yous) for my witty Ornstein and Smough -> Owlstein and Smoughl post thank you
>>>/mu/129851527
>>220407752true. which is why i go on lovely scenic walks with my gf, friends, and family
>>220407684Yes, I do
>>220407731what is your reasoning for posting this image thousands of times?
>>220407761Yep it's better if I go out really
>772Didn't get it
Narcissists and sociopaths/psychopaths are just the next level of human to succeed in the modern world
>>220407781Insane mental illnessHe also changes the image slightly each time so each individual image has a different hash
>>220407749they are aliens
>>220407772Getting a bit niche
>>220407792They might have material success but they don't really have souls so I doubt it's worth it
>>220407794Filterfags on suicide watch
>>220407794screaming. he's done you and you're powerless to stop him
socks have gotten sweaty and my feet have gotten coldyet to solve one of those new captchas today
>>220407816True, as someone with aspd I only feel alive when doing something that boosts adrenaline
>>220407831He has 'done me' by being an incredibly unwell freak, is that what you believe is it?
>>220407781god forbid a man has a gimmick
>>220407783would be irresponsible to not get steaming if you think about it
>>220407861yeh thats what i said you bellsniff
>>220407840>yet to solve one of those new captchas todayI got 1 correct
>>220407664what did he say yodie
>>220407792no they arent they are developmentally stunted retards all children are narcissists then you grow up and think about other people
>>220407934sup mouldie
>son's school is holding a bingo nightcan't imagine anything worse
what a bunch of sad sorry bastards you are, good grief
>>220407826the way catberg looks at him turning his head
>>220407940Narcissists are delusional babies while sociopaths are mentally strong chads that don’t feel fear
Don't have a catberg Scared of cats me
>>220407948are they allowed to say two fat ladies or nah?
>>220407975dunno
got one of those spots in the bit where my nose meets my cheek, right in the corner and deep in there. Going to make it worse by sticking a safety pin in there and hoping it hits the centre
>>220407968its all the same personality disorder is just a personality thats stuck in arrested development
i got nutritious quorn sausages to for before shiftneed dat good protein before making a heinousdem
I failed to launch
>>220407975State school, so it will be no fun allowed.
>>220407959he's shat it, been mugged right off
I threw a piece of jaffa cake at a fox and when it realised that it wasn't meat, he turned around and gave me the nastiest look, his eyebrows were literally frowning like a cartoon or something it was well funny
>>220408049ok
How long does it take to regrow your muscles after not lifting for 2 years? Muscle memory is real right
used to wink at dogberg and he'd wink back
>>220408049you've made a right mug out of yourself, you do know that, right?
hate having to look at myself in the mirror whilst having a haircut
>>220407948surprised they're permitting gambling considering its haram
gonna try to get a job now with no work history at 34wish me luck lads
>nutritious quorn sausages
>>220408063Depends how much they've atrophied, but it will be faster than the first time.Especially since you'll get your diet right and won't quit this time.
>>220408081Why are you an ugly incel or summit
>>220408090Try “thebestconnecton”. Solid agency company
>>220408063Less time than it would take if you did nothing.
>>220408112cheers m8
>>220406610Mfw reading that
>>220408063Depends on when you began. If you began in high school and maintained fo4 years, almost no time. Within 6 months you'll be nearing or besting PRs on upper body.
>>220408100yh
>>220408136this is stupid because you could have gotten the seed from a fruit
Got fired from a warehouse for swearing
just had a half and half cupcake and it was rank
klarna'd a sex arse haven't i
>>220408190Curse the whore that birthed you
>>220408195it's a warehouse not a swearhouse
>>220408222bit much isn't it
>>220408204ruby one?
mad how I spent £75 on a sex vagina only to find that my willy couldn't fit in it and since I can't return it I flushed £75 down the toilet
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVgyttOjgI_/Well said Sir Marco Rubio
ATTENTION /BRIT/ POSTERS:I will be making a RULE BREAKING post at 1625 GMTThank you for your attention
>>220408231unironically roflcoptered at this
>>220408264*looks at the post schedule*Hm... Not sure I can pencil you in for that at 16:25... Think you can do 16:30?
you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder
she's absolutely righthttps://x.com/ronin21btc/status/2039323108645945654?s=20
>>220408294I was planning a nonce post around the same time, you could put us together?
>>220406608Who the fuck is that? Why are you all following such lame personalities? Except Mark, he is actually ridiculous
just saw someone impersonating 4chan staff
telling chatgpt that I'm sad and I bought a gun
>>220408322I think I can swing that for you two.
the new, migrate when ready:>>>/b/1
>>220408310For women looksmaxxing means don't be fat and be under 25.
If I do a master's degree in Finance on the open university, will I get loads of money?
>>220408264That's over an hour away, I won't be waiting that long to see your stupid post
Hello.
When I was toiling for Amazon deliveries I smashed the wing mirror of a dpd van then drove off. He saw me again and tried to catch me but i sped 80mph away
>>220407165It gets worse, the english garden-gnomes call television "telly". "Ohh, I 'm about to sip me tilly-willy in front of the telly"
>>220408391sped away at 80mph in your van set to a top speed of 56mph did ye aye?yawn
>>220408400shut up you autistic greek cunt
>>220408360That's incel coded. Be cool and smile
are you ready lads, from 23:20 tonight onwardshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4g4ygw0r02t
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guy, grrahSpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
>>220408414Fucking ozzy cunt, your grandmother is a prostitute
>>220408446Have a mental health day mate you've earnt it
>>220408433Not interested in the USA anymore given how much they have insulted our country
>>220408433They're going to the moon?
>>220408412My van could go up to 106mph
HIYC
>>220408446genuine indian-tier insults lol fuck off you subhuman brown freak
OOH, ME NILLY-WILLY TELLY!
>>220408440Big guy
doing a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workplace_impact_of_artificial_intelligence
breath smells like PVA glue
They aren't even landing so it's a nowt sarnie
greekmong having a complete schizo meltdown!
>>220408507he's always been like that. proper try-hard mong thinking he can banter along us with but he's just an awkward cringe case
>>220408507Not my fault your grandmother is a prostitute, you bloated pale april fool's joke of a personality neanderthal
>>220408571Toby no
it's a complete nothing barm, a null wedge
get it made
>>220408542Your mother is a funko-pop
>>220408571whats that cutie mark meant to be
>>220408571would
right well that's something nobody wants to see
nothing wrong with that post.
>>220408571
Sneed
It was nuked pretty fast, bronies in shambles
>>220408607speak for yourself
>>220408639not so! it's a popular gimmick to make a rule breaking post and then delete it so you don't get banned
Roy 'Chubby' Brown
>>>/r9k/84268786>>>/r9k/84268786>>>/r9k/84268786
Not waiting 300 seconds for a thread Someone else make it
>>220408646>it so you don't get bannedHeh
>>220408673>>220408673>>220408673