Édition 31 (trente-et-un) ans et 1 (un) jour gaspillés.N'a rien fait aujourd'hui >>220401625
>>220411704Is this edish a certified dogshit or is it approved by the man himself?
A tad early but the trvke sent me flying.
>>220411740I should have used imhoptep31,0027 instead of imhopted31 as a filename fr ong.>A tad earlyHad to make sure I was the one baking.
Server is sounding like an airplane trubopropeller, summer has arrived it seems.
>>220411684Édition basée. :)
>>220411684https://youtu.be/yvsR-xciOTg?is=rgvh5MoqWSGv3Z3L
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>>220411892I want to draw the med posters in a shitty, cute way, and this is giving me ideas frfrfr.Wonder who are all the active posters we have, I'd need like a list. Brune, Gironde, Momolino, Magyar, Andaluz, Galicianon, Kwabian, Bulgariabro, Psych ward anon, Garou occassionally, the italian posters, Algerianon... Me... Who else should I add?
>find artist making depressing songs>dude is dying of multiple sclerosis, has a handicapped gf with mental issues and got fucked over by his recording labeldamn, poor dude living on the hardest difficulty
>/med/ is gay again>/med/ starts having more than one daily threadMmmmm...
>>220412580MALTANON of course, Portuchad, eh... Who else...
145kgx7 deadlift and 110kgx8 squat (PR) today. Finna fix my chicken legs.
I think that mod might've been affecting other stuff, but I can't say for certain.
>>220412618Enjoy while you can you never know when you'll break your shoulder.At this pace you are going to beat me in the squat in like 2 years or something.
>>220412600I feel like maybe Brune's birthday (or soon to be birthday) is influencing the thread pace today. But yeah, there's more of us.
pasta, shrimp, curry sauceneed a catnegro postsome youngster did boomericides in the east of France>>220412663the med genes are keeping you down, sad!>>220412582fucking fakecel o algo
>>220412663I hope I don't get injury, it's nice to progress steadily. I hope you recover soon too, and I doubt I'll squat 200+kg like you. I did hip thrust with 140kg today and it's a fuckton of weight, benching or even just squatting that still seems way out of reach. How is your recovery and exercising going?
>>220412663After 3 days of shitting my innards out I dropped 3kg and tried lifting today since not lifting since Friday. My lifts absolutely tanked. Dropped 6kg on squats for example.
>>220412828you'll get back to where you were within 1-2 weeks probably. I had the shits in February too and felt like dying for a while.
>>220412770>I hope I don't get injury, it's nice to progress steadily. I hope you recover soon too, and I doubt I'll squat 200+kg like you.Idk man you haven't been in the gym for a year and it took me more than a year to get to those weigths, you are progressing faster than me.>How is your recovery and exercising going?The hole got smaller, and this Saturday I'll do some exercises for recovery my physiotherapist told me to do.
>>220412828Genuinely a skill issue.Just eat more.
>>220412873>you haven't been in the gym for a yearI've been doing some strength training at home with bodyweight and a little extra weight since I was 15/16. not nearly the same weight as in the gym, but I'm not starting from zero.>The hole got smaller, and this Saturday I'll do some exercises for recovery my physiotherapist told me to do.nice, speedy recovery
Hey /med/ and happy birthday to Brunster.I've just come across my two older cosuins, one of them got married some months ago. They're genuinely good people but our vibes are different, they're the typical alt, Reddit millennials. I also had an incident with my cousin's gf because I chudded out in the wedding's celebration and she didn't like it. It's a shame that the same kind of people are always the most sensitive towards politics and the more prone to bring the topic even in the most unnecessary moments.>>220409572>shit I miscliked, I'm sorryWhat was her name?, we have to "degayfy" this ASAP.
Brune had bday?happy bday then!also somebody explain his name to me pls
Maaan, I just remembered a Pixar movie called Bolt, I miss when Pixar's movies were full of soul and actual genuine, hard emotions. Like in The Incredibles, Wall-E and Up.One of the latest animated/cartoon movies I've watched that made me cry is The Wild Robot, with Lupita Nyong'o, shit hit me hard in the feels and is exactly one of my childhood hyperfixations made as a movie.
>>220413958I used to post this woman regularly, she's called Brune Poirson
More failed Reconquistas.
>>220414090i mean it took 700 years irl so that's accurate
Betrayed by France.
>>220414113I suppose.
i just got a captcha of ngubu in norf fc
>>220414131Put your clothes on.
>>220414148gem, wish i got it>>220414125sad!
>>220414125maltas conquest by france reiteration >>220414171i like to feel the wind on my bare bones
I like flexing by typing without looking at the keyboard and impressing coworkers
>>220414247Not accepting my alliance offer so I drag you into a war? Shame on France and Germany.>>220414476Being so... bare bones would surely give you arthritis.
>>220414499double dubs to be even cooler>>220414515its magic or someshit dw about it
test
>>220414499I never look at the keyboard when I'm typing, unless I'm typing some key I don't usually use. But I remember the shifts, the numbers, mayus, esc... But it's really cool seeing other people be able to have this same skill. Takes a lot of time and effort!
>>220414515And Lombardy... and so on.
>>220414131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
>>220414546Seħer.
Great.What's up everyone? Food was good and I think I'll get into Dostoevsky's books!
finished my monthly epilating humiliation ritual what about you lads
>>220414595skellies are cool aint they>>220414624the inquisition of malta has long since been abolished , you have no power over me templar i shall indulge in my sorcery as i please
>>220414630Hey anon!!! How are you doing? Everything fine? Are you still in the hospital? I have a book from Dostoevsky that I gotta finish, hahah. It's "Notes from the underground" if the translation ain't mistaken!>>220414678Does your partner make you epilate, or does she not care about your hair? o:also omg got pomni as the captcha!!!
I'm making a big ass woolking trip around town for next week desu
>>220414729>Does your partner make you epilate, or does she not care about your hair? o:she didn't make me epilate or care at all till i suddenly decided to get rid of my body hair and that made me a lot happier which made her happiershe also likes me finally embracing the twink self and is supporting me no matter what i do
>>220414729Hey girl! Doing great what about you? yep, still at the ward, I'll stay for at least one month I think, but I can go downtown pretty much everyday if I want so while it's boring it, it's alright in the end!It's the book I was learning about, maybe I'll read it :DD
>>220414729>Notes from the undergroundkino
Enough maps for today.>>22041472750 lashes and 5 years of rowing.
>>220415039youll never catch me
argentina femanon you remind me of my wife a lot which is to say you probably want a twink too to marry and love you should catch one the moment they're of legal age and tie them down because there is a saying that there is no such thing as a single straight (or bi i guess) twink/femboy
>>220412897Yeah, try eating while you're extremely nauseous and knowing that food will only serve to increase the flow of liquid shit (or result in puking).
what's /med/'s opinion on the Artemis II menu for 10 days?
>>220415188Wait what, really? I mean... I like my men autistic I'm not gonna lie, but I'm so happy with my partner! He's already on his way towards here! I wouldn't have it any other way. I can't imagine myself with anyone but him now, hahah!Besides, I'd be a bit afraid of the bisexual twink cheating on me, I don't know why...>>220414765That's really really cute! I'm more into bear-like men than twinks to be honest, and I call my partner a little bear, an osito. <3He's big and relatively tall (Not magyaranon levels but he's taller than me and that's what counts lol) and fluffy and chubby and so cute! But he's got a killer beard and a dilf aesthetic. Peak BPD mommy/daddy issues bait frfr.I legit was salivating when I saw him in a suit, like GOd daAYUM.>>220414770Hey, that's good! If I ever got stuck in a mental health hospital it would probably be not for a good reason... Thank God I managed to avoid that fate and that my antidepressants work well. Are your meds working well? Do you feel kind of better?Also in the book "Notes from the underground" I really feel the /med/ spirit somehow, it's funny to read kek. Funny and relatable, the russians really got a sense of humor even if it doesn't look like it.
>>220415479I feel like I could probably do it, the issue is using powdered spices. Feels like maybe in space it'd be a bad idea.It doesn't look bad though, kinda light on the stomach.
>>220415490I still have OCDs but I feel a bit relieved these days, I think
>>220415490oh i didn't know you had a partnermaybe he is secretly feminine and you just passively got attracted to himand don't be scared of bisexualsboth me and my wife are bisexual and we just send each other pics of people we find hot >ositothat's so cute loleither i misread you or your bf is actually a femboy on the inside and you got attracted to that without knowing>Peak BPD mommy/daddy issues bait frfr.kek>I legit was salivating when I saw him in a suit, like GOd daAYUM.now you're making me want to see him
>>220415479i feel like itd give you a really stinky shit for a week or two even after
>>220415166The submarines will.
>>220415548That's good! Something being better is better than nothing being better. Eh, it doesn't make sense but you'll understand me I hope lol. Un poco es mejor que nada!Also I'd recommend ASMRs for OCD, they help me and my partner relax a lot when we're feeling stressed.https://youtu.be/78NF92bxQ_E>>220415609Yeeee! It's gonna be 5 months of relationship this april 4th! Sounds insane that he's gonna travel so early in the relationship, but he's got the money and we both want it, and I want to take care of him, and my family wanted to meet him before *i* went to Spain, so... yeah! He's from Spain and he's in a flight towards Argentina now!>i misread you or your bf is actually a femboy on the insideHe's very romantic and emotional, very passionate and a bit sensitive, but he looks very traditionally masculine. Big beard, kind of balding a bit, chubby, kinda small hands but oh boi, he's got some good attributes too, heehee.>now you're making me want to see himI'm not gonna lie, at first I was a bit unsure of how attracted I'd feel towards him because I didn't normally date people over 25 and slightly balding, but now I can't help but think he's absolutely charming. I don't wanna spam the thread with too much yapping about him (even though I'm already doing it lol) but he's won my heart. And my poosi.
>>220415736damn you must be excited>kind of balding a bitdon't say that to him>he's got some good attributeskek>I'm not gonna lie, at first I was a bit unsuremy current wife thought i was butt ugly when we first met and then dated me online then when we video called she realized im not ugly im just bad at taking pictures + depressedit comforts me that she loved me even when she thought i'm ugly lol >And my poosikek
>>220415736ASMR gives me murderous thoughts lol
>>220415734sweaty were in the 18th century the only submarines there are are drowning men
>>220415944atleast use a xebec if you're trying to escape
>>220415944Get out of my port or there will be consequences.
>>220415996yeah good point but this chap here is getting feisty well be needing some more fire power
>>220416034gonna need a ship of the line for that one methinks
i just realized i dont have any naval siege image wtfalso got pyramid head for the captcha>>220416026therell be no spain nor sicily to save you this time
>>220416065enough to atleast blockade this fisherman
>>220416159I'll have you up for sale by noon with a Holy Week discount.
>>220415801I'm extremely excited! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M WAITING IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 14 hOURS UNTIL HE GETS HERE AT LEAST (at least)AAAAAAAAAAA>don't say that to himNah, he's the one who told me that right as we met and I mean, I can see it and I accept it, I'm gonna kiss his balding head and put my boobs on it, heheh. He loves the fact that I'm chubby too. >my current wifeDid you have another wife, kirbyanon? o: And I mean, first impressions are always just that, sometimes some people look kind of awkward at first but then their faces become extremely harmonious the more you look at them. Kinda like the Mona Lisa, she looks awkward 'cause she has very thin, blonde eyebrows and a passive aggressive glare, but then she looks really really elegant and pretty.>>220415843fuq then nirvana - nevermindalso i tried straightening my hair and now i'm sweating a bit on the forehead, fuq
>barbary pirates not leaving malta alone
>>220416250it's a good thing he's not insecurei dunno how people deal with insecure people in relations honestly i like making jokes that my wife is fat or stuff like that i can imagine an insecure woman would be impossible to even joke around>Did you have another wife, kirbyanon? ono just the one and the only person i ever had sex with loli just meant current to show that we are married but i see why you thought i meant something else>but then she looks really really elegant and prettytrue
>>220416234i bring you a career change , youll pick up me onions for me your back will never rest dont you worry
>>220416353You will be having the time of your life rowing.
re-watched aguirrepeculiar fella>>220414499crack me up how some wagecucks find this impressive fr fr
>>220416587I'm not complaining kek
>>220416676some once told me i was cheating but i only looked at the screen
Kinda forced to go out with coworkers, I felt extremely out of place, I'm not made to social interactions like that, also amazing how normies are, we are as different as a plant and a lion
>>220416536WELL SEE ABOUT THAT
>>220416794ayo anon why you not talkinganon be drinking a smol beer
>>220416794you gotta be like a lizard in such situationsanalyze adapt overcome
>>220416848Yeah>>220416870I can disguise a little, but as soon as you scratch the surface it's easy to see the truth (no social life...)
>>220416841Hey, you're already doing it.
ZAMN GEM>>220416980its not me its that one trinidadian guy that agreed with me to row for me some ~2 years ago in /med/ in exchange for getting women or some shit (hes never gonna see the bare light of the sun again)>>220416972blending in with the masses is a learnable skill you just need to understand that normies generally genuinely do not care or forget about it if youre a wee bitty weirdatleast thats from me experience
Ahhh behind you!!
>>220417126Kek.
Good night, sisters.Just got a Bae'zel scene so did a quicksave there so next time I start gayming that's going to be the first thing I'll see. Did not watch it now as it's late anyway and it's time for bed. Comfy gaming sesh that one's going to be.>>220415479>cauliflower'ick>>220414131Look at him GO.>>220413958>Brune had bday?No. At least he claims it's not today but maybe it is.Nigga likes being shady so as far we know his birthday is either will come in some days, happened some days ago, or is exactly today.Would not trust a guy like that irl fr fr. He is black o algo so he's going to be shady ofc.>also somebody explain his name to me plsHe's called Brune of the reply he posted. Andalussy calls him Brune-sama sometimes which is because when we did Mensa IQ tests (at different times), Brune did not get a result as he is too smart for the test so he just got a message telling him he can keep in touch with Mensa and when they'll further improve their test to test for higher IQ ranges, they are going to let him know it's out.Mad how he mogs everyone else in pure unfiltered brain power, yet he NEETs and hates minorities. Really makes one think huh.
https://youtu.be/W_WpWLdSGng?is=6QO8y95g9IAPsUew
Back from the gelateria.Ate two ice cream balls in a cup, lemon and passion fruit. Succubus had a yoghurt and strawberry shake, and the kid had a vanilla ice cream in the format of pinocchio. I also drank green tea with peppermint.
Goodnight /med/.
Niggas in outer space?SHIIEEEEEEEEET
>>220419159Beautiful <3Fingers crossed that there will be no complications
>>220419159I hope the first Canadian on the moon is a positive indication and in just a couple years we'll be able to deport all the fucking leafs there :D
>>220420345hilo russia
Good night /med/, I'll be listening to this song for quite a while tonight, heh. It's gonna be hard to sleep!https://youtu.be/LNBjMRvOB5M GO WEEEEEEEEEST
>>220420621excellent tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Qbut I think It's a Sin might be my favourite PSB song
>>220420642You da man Portu, I fucking love the Pet Shop Boys. It's a Sin is probably my favorite song of theirs, or maybe Domino Dancing, or... DAMN their songs just slap frfr.https://youtu.be/ik2YF05iX2whttps://youtu.be/GJ-E5Z6tnX8
