Grimsby edition
Hello
April fools day seems a bit pointless when everyone knows you're going to be making a joke on that specific day Reckon we should all just promise to have more of a laugh from now on and cut the red tape
if you're a man living alone and have a cat you're fucked in your head
Right. Get the slags posted
fatberg!
nth for the holo(BA)dem
>>220413454
Get it tried lads.Luvly stuff
doing a firm and stubborn poo before hopping in bath
I'm due to be born next week
>>220413474Get him flung to tel aviv!
Gravy's good tonight
vibing as the world burns
'ad 'ow 'oo 'en 'ay 'orn
>>220413545Hope you have a pleasant evening.
WILD SEXin the working class
Right well that's Charli with 2 minions then isn't it
>>220413575It is
Worried about the birth rate lads
hello
no one fuck me
>>220413604Hello
WE'VE GOT STARS DIRECTING OUR FATEAND WE KNOW THAT IT'S NOT TOO LATE
>>220413621promise I won't*drops a pill in your drink*on me mums life
>>220413525my condolences
love a dominos don’t we lads
>>220413621*Fucks your arse a little bit*
>>220413603cor would love to suck his cock
>>220413654no vile runtslop haven't had one in about 10 years
>>220413654would be nice if you hadn't ordered it with cured pig anuses on top
>>220413654More of a Papa John's lad myself
r flo
wish we has a real leader like Trump. Worried Farage wont be based enough
>>220413654Foreskin pizza. Lol
>>220413654Is that JUST ham and cheese?!
Never had sex never been in love Got no friends got no job
>>220413713What’s wrong with that
>>220413403the universe changes. things occur in it which may or may not occur. it has potential to be things it currently is not. the universe cannot the eternal be eternal unchanging ground of being (actus purus) because such a thing has no lack. it is not contingent upon anything. it exists by its own nature. the universe does not exist by its own nature because it is contingent.
>>220413716try opiates and gay porn instead
me and the missus
>>220413689she looks like she has heavy periods
>>220413689CWLTSHC
>>220413716age?
my feet stink
>>220413751Might try opioids and benzos together in a large dosage
>>220413603good choice
>>220413716oh well. you did give it a try didn't you?
Drinking more water I was drinking water earlier
happy new years, spring is in swing
kidnap rape twinks
>>220413738Where's the rest of the meat bruv... You didn't stick it up your bum... Did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m8W14BVs3w
>>220413785yh
looksmatched
>>220413787im drinking booze i was drinking booze earlier
This is why when God revealed himself to Moses, he said “I am that I am”. God is to be. To be eternally, without beginning or end. An eternal 1 instead of a 0 becoming a 1. His existence (to be), is identical with his essence (the state of being). Simply put, God is, the concept of “is”
>>220413750I dunno about eternal, but the universe could be uncaused (nothingness collapsing into somethingness) and it's own originator in a sense, without god
>>220413499Who is she?
whenever I go out if I see a guy my age I just go oh god oh god oh god he absolutely mogs me I’m such an ugly freak if I see a girl my age it’s wow I bet she thinks I’m fucking disgusting
hmm yeah but bulbous ?
today i feel disabled
My gf is hairier than I am.Actually has more back hair than I do. Although I am an old hairless twink...MENTAL
sick
>>220413874>An eternal 1 instead of a 0 becoming a 1.And lo, so it was, God is burned into the EPROMAmen
roaring!
>>220413900i fail to see how that would logically work though. it’s always been said “uhhh science will figure it out one day”, but we are no closer. 3D material reality did not bootstrap itself into existence. It borrows an existence from an outside source that itself must have no beginning or end and exist by necessity. This is my line of thinking for why “God” exists. >inb4 why is that God the God of xyz religion?That is taken on faith. I’m merely talking about the metaphysical necessity for God.
>>220413926how's the minge. pretty hairy?
bulbous
>>220413950why are you always sad
>>220413797I’m a simple guy I don’t need loads of stuff on it
any other 46 year old twinks in?
>>220413977>i fail to see how that would logically work though.can "nothing" exist, logically?
>>220413991he wants attention
>>220413996I'm 63
>>220413991ive got depression and anxiety :)
>>220414005he needs a good raping
>>220414011I’m 676 7!!!!
absolutely hilarious how ineffective the vape ban was
Everyday that I don't kill myself is wasted
>>220414001by definition, no. nothing is literally “no thing”
>>220414015>I'm sad because I'm sadProbably sad because you're stupid
>>220414015kek this is me
kidnap women and rape them
right well what the shitting hell is this new captcha oh it’s April fools nigger screaminf
>>220413980Well she Tim's her vibes short and shaves most of it up top and her body too but occasionally I catch bits she has missed and it's like full on man hair. I've also noticed her eyebrows are thick wiry hairs unlike mine which are fine and soft
>>220413954
>>220414062I do not want to do this
>>220414064SCREAMING
>>220414062i want to do this
>>220413990Why do mushrooms grow like that in a biological sense? Like what is the purpose. spreading spores?
>>220414062
>>220414064hooting and screeching
>>220414035well there you go, something has to exist thenwhy that something has to be a conscious god first in your mind and the universe second I don't get christian theological terms are pretty circular and don't explain it to me
Most people at my work are women and they are constantly seething at each otherI'm glad I'm not a woman and filled with hate
Going to walk down stairs now
>>220413990fungusdem snapping open Britain's fragile biosphere with their big black spores
>>220414068Trims her pubes*Fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>220414107women are evil beasts that seek the destruction of mankind
>>220414105when you strip it down its all based on presupposition. not a robust argument at all
>>220414107I could fill you with something else lad ;)
The worst thing most men ever do is regularly become drunkThe worst thing women do is commit human sacrifice Mental
i'm having my quornidem
bradley screaming
>>220413926I've seen women with thick, thick black armpit hair when I barely have anywould love to stick my nose up there x
>>220414179sup mouldie
drank to the point of being blackout 4 or 5 nights a week for about 7 years now
>>220414182howling
>>220414105well what i will say is that it’s not unique to christianity the greeks formulated the idea of the monad (source), and the logos (eternally generated rational principle of reality), which was then a title of Christ as he was considered the logos incarnateThe Hebrews had YHWH, meaning he who is. The Chinese had the Tao, The Vedics had BrahmanThe Egyptians had Ma’atThe Persians had Ahura MazdaChristianity says this principle became flesh, died and rose for mankind The idea of an eternal, ordered principle to reality is not a merely Christian idea. Practically every advanced culture came to it in some form.
>>220414189Her armpits are for blacks only
>>220414179The Birbrower v. Quorn Foods settlement required Quorn to make several key changes without admitting any wrongdoing. Labels across all US products had to clearly disclose that mycoprotein is a mold with potential for rare allergic reactions, and misleading marketing language linking the ingredient to premium mushrooms and truffles was banned from labels, advertising, and the website going forward. Consumers who purchased Quorn products between January 2012 and December 2016 were eligible for cash refunds, with Quorn's total estimated liability reaching around $120 million, plus $1.35 million in plaintiffs' attorney fees and a $5,000 award to the lead plaintiff Birbrower herself.
>>220413406i were born there
>>220413499horrible makeup
>>220414199blog off please brick
>mycoprotein is a mold with potential for rare allergic reactions
>>220414199>Hebrews had YHWH, meaning he who is.>The Chinese had the Tao,>The Vedics had Brahman>The Egyptians had Ma’at>The Persians had Ahura MazdaAll extinct traditional culturesOops. Logism has failed
It feels like only women are working now that's all I see on buses and trains at 8AM and walking into workoddly enough the few men I do see on a commute are always taking a bike to work, and they are clearly older not like the zoomer girls I see going into their offices Does
>>220414207What the hell nigga
Going to try and cut my hair this weekend. Just a short back and sides lads, nothing mental aha.Might fuck it up and have to go the same length all-over haha
the wizaaaaard
>>220413695bit rude that Ian
I'm going to yam my quorn right after i finish this shit. the urge to shit came out of nowhere
>>220414192>>220414212>>220414232
>>220414251>Might fuck it up and have to go the same length all-over hahaI do this and in the past year have convinced 3 women to go on dates with one going onto 4 datesThough I am ridiculously handsome
>>220414189She shaves her pits
tims greek yoghurt is peng, i ate a tub of their new coffee-flavoured one this afternoon
Please help me what else am I supposed to say to uber drivers, general wagies I run into besides "y-you too"
>>220414251you will fuck it up just go to a barber you spack
>>220414232it's fake news
>>220414239The Chinese and Vedic traditions still exist to this day. As does Zoroastrianism Egypt and Greece just converted to Christianity
CAN'T HEAR YOU I'VE GOT THE PINK NOISE ON
>>220414305They charge £30 for that now No
how do aussie birds feel about englishmen? think I might try flirt with aussie birds
eating some quorn and going off to hug the bathroom wall for some reason
>>220414351mycoprotein is a mold with potential for rare allergic reactions
walker texas ranger just started on legend now
made the mistake of looking at my gf's phone when she was asleep and it turns out she's cheating on me lol
>>220414276I was just buzzing my head skinhead style for a few years but decided to give hair one more try before I'm so bald it can't look good anymore
>>220414303>tims greek yoghurt is pengi've seen the pictures, wouldn't call it peng
>>220414304I would ask: “May I meet you?” before engaging further in a conversation.
Sir Scott Mills
Despite being from the fungi family, it is not a mushroom - it's technically a mould, something Quorn was historically vague about on its packaging.
had sex with the gf last night and during she said ‘how badly do you want to cum in me’ and I said ‘a lot’ but then I didn’t
>>220414338buy a quickcut pro
>>220413654Used to like the meteor back when I was younger but now I don't like DominosPapa Johns for me I'd say if I had to say if I'm being honest
made the mistake of looking at my gf's phone when she was asleep and it turns out she cannot subtract numbers
>>220414378That isn't true
heyy billie u there
can you feel it, know it
mouldy melty brewing
>>220414378sure, "your" "gfs" "phone"
>>220414378Going to finish with her after filming one last sex act?
>>220414378time for an alpine divorce innit
>>220414378smother her with the pillow and claim she died in her sleep
>>220414393alright but why not? she on birth control?
>>220414406Bro found the perfect woman
>>220414347Im a big ugly lad but you can practise with me x
Sick of the gf banging on about her gcses
>>220414450no she isn’t on birth control that’s why I don’t cum in her I pulled out
You learn a lot from the calculator app history is all I'm saying
made the mistake of looking at my gf's phone when she was alseep and it turns out she meow because she know in my bag the food
>>220414475ok
>>220414393I fucked the gf twice last night and came in her both times. She said nothing to me.
>>220414392interesting
there's some embarrassing stuff in my calculator app history
>>220414510420+67
I'll skin your ass raw
>>220414482cat tug
>>220414486could she get pregnant?
what's with the anima captcha girl
they're bimboficating the freakin frogs
>>2204145105318008
>>220414392For some reason people think fungi is just mushrooms but actually fungi includes moulds, yeasts, rusts, blights and smuts, and technically lichen (commonly confused with moss, which are NOT fungi)
rorke in a little blue bikini, one of the kind with the cute little skirt trim around it that barely hides his tightly packed mound and he uses to try and hide it but as previously mention it doesn't hide much at all
>>220414534No, on birth control innit. Wouldn't shag without a condom unless that was the case and condoms are shit so here we are
>>22041451080085
>>220414378April fool's!
Making sex before marriage strongly taboo again would unironically solve 90% of social issues but nobody is ready for that conversation
rorke's calculator historyit's bloody rorke's calculator history"5 + 3"
>>220414532GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
>>220414593it wouldnt solve the issue of you being an unloveable chud
fuck farts
in bed with my tea
get the bill payer's permissionget the playjam onget the fucking beehive bedlam played
>>220414575lichen is a symbiosis of fungi and algae achtuallyi seen pixie cup lichen before it's cool
luv her
was going to look at the gf’s phone but it was confiscated by one of her teachers at school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AiWWk0orygthe choon
got wall-e on
Is everyone watching walker Texas ranger or something?
>>220414731i'm watching youtube
>>220414637We are all loved by God
>>220414695For me it'shttps://youtu.be/xSbGLUwNOqI
love kale me
>>220414787might have some with my roast chicken this weekend
Thinking of watching telly in bed. I'm feeling cold due to lack of sleep you see.
told stepmummy i was sick this morning and she asked if i could be pregnantum
Would rather be in my room farming my fields in farming simulator 25 but Im stuck downstairs with my whole family. Ive been told to sit in the corner while everyone else gossips and ignores me
Oh Mister Slimani
>>220414817oh do shut up you little quare
That wham rope was SHIT
>>220414817im arse pregnant with a poo baby will u come to the babu shower?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yaab2_EEHM
>>220414834:)
this woman just liked 2 of my comments and requested to follow me… am I actually a handsome chad? What’s going on!
>>220414878she's a psycho mate
>>220414878Had this happen to me beforeShe turned out to be 17
you can still shag her
Carlybender attention seeking again is it
nothing shows that carnists are normie sadists more than the glee they take in certain vegetarian/vegan food being supposedly unhealthyto be expected when you make your stomach a mausoleum
>>220414858Never found out who this was...
>>220414904wondering where the problem is
>>220414970Well the problem is I was attracted to her and she was attracted to me
dare i eat an entire easter egg for supper?
>>220414969Eli YudkowskyComputer scientist and ''''''''''philosopher''''''''''
>>220414938normal vegan food: fruit, salad, tofufreakish neoliberal goyslop: mould sausages
>>220414999You are a fat wasteman
scranned an entire tube of pringles
>>220414999the answer is always yes
got all excited because there's a 4 day weekend coming up. then I remembered i'm a worthless dole runt and weekends mean nothing to me.
sup mouldy
>>220415054what you gonna do with the tube now?
>>220415012My post doesn't, of course, deny that there ARE unhealthy veg options.
>sup mouldy
>>220415080poo in it
never a frown with Gordon Brown
>>220414999TS Eliot over here
This guy has...more intelligent in his LITTLE finger than the Irish parliament combinedThink on that for a while
Not sure those are actually the lyrics leftypol
>>220415112*thinks on it*
>more intelligentare we SURE you don’t have at least a droplet of Irish blood sir?
flatmate is getting taught how to do salsa dance by some girl in his room and it's pissing me offjust fuck off you cunts
>>220415112He got it passed. There was never a doubt. Netenyahu himself voted in favour. He'll get re-elected this year.
>>220415155play the strictly come dancing theme really loudly for a laugh
>>220415155they're probably almost definitely going to have sex lateryou might be able to wank to the noises maybe
taking a break from trying to desperately win the approval of a bbc cuck spammer to fellate israeltruly a sad sad individual, just utterly dispiriting the depths a runt of a man like him can descend
Oof
I get more interested every time you repost it and samefag about it by the way
Jews for Jews
am 37 but i look 17
easy for you to say
>>220415201um
>>220415178haha that would be funny actually>>220415181nah they won't. he has had tons of girls over but never shagged oncehe's probably a fag
>>220414984I don't know about the rest of yous but I like big tits
>>220415201doubt this is real but the fact it's not immediately obvious is worrying
you dont even know any of my gimmicks you fucking peon
rorke angrily watching his neighbour salsa
mould ingestedIDF mode activating
>>220415232 Everyone's a fag to you. Maybe you're a fag, ever think about that?
I think the Irish and Irish diaspora are apoplectic with rage now. They can't understand it. "Will nobody think of the children?" they say
>>220415277Ah shit spaki melti
heatherpaedo consumed his ultra-processed goyslop now he's posting about jews lol.
>>220415275i might be but at least i try to hide it and pretend to be straight rather than just openly act and sound like a fag
israel defence fungus
ww3 is on tomorrow lads
>>220415277Jews unironically think you are lower than cattle and still you worship them
mhmm yam dat yam dat
>>220415319im calling in sick
posting on /brit/ after the schizo invasion of the past few years has convinced me that demonic possession is real
>>220415319I'll be in bed. Farting.
can't wait for my iphone to die so i can go back to lovely functional android
>>220415319source?
>>220415338Just look at Israelis That’s proof that demons exist
>>220415328scraped dat yum yum into sausagesmmhmm fat black rolls of dat gud stuffyung pip claimant tekkin dat in the oven
nothing ever happens
>>220415332>PalestinianThe laws states anybody who threatens Israel. So the Jews can legally kill any soldier in any country they invade even in surrender.
is this rorke or leftypol v
>>220415357me mum said so
Rorke starting to regret spending years making memes about trump being awesome and cool
>>220415368
reckon most of the people who don't want to go to the moon also voted for brexit
I don’t think there was ever any doubt that heatherpaedo was the one losing his nut about mental illness being jewish punishment toward white people but this secures it for me
>>220415416what would i want to go there for? it's rubbish
XJ-9 in the captcha
>>220415416l'd go if it was next door not weeks of space travel away
getting drunk and watching cryslophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0oP39Ctpw
>>220415439Yeah. Suppose the only way they could get you to go is if they dragged you behind in your smelly incel bedroom
>>220415401>Neil was born in New Westminster, British Columbia, where he was raised. Christopher was later educated in Maple Ridge, British Columbia.wonder if he's any relation to are emmett
today might be the day l dont smoke weed
>>220415467im also getting drunk and watching the city council move the proud people of ardwick out of slums in the 70shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0SOmCfu6YE
>>220415410don’t care love Trump and still voting Reform
>>220415342ktim
>>220415445they're calling it the worst april fools.... EVER!!!
hi are you there
mmhmm pop them smoove open with your intermediate phalanges
The language barrier on X seems to have disappeared
>>220415497great channel that, one of the few good things the beeb still does
>>220415515you'll never be a woman btw
oo he peekin
>>220415525I don't care if they have friendly Japanese people now, still not posting on twitter/ x
>>220415543:)
you make me genuinely sadyou were once innocent and happy and now this is what you doyou could be so much more
pooing a shit out my arse
need to go check on my chicken keevs
>>220415603this is anti-russian racism
We killed his wife, his dad, and his kid but he's much more reasonable and open to negotiations
>>220415638>>220415638>>220415638
poo
fucking
smells
lmao
>>220415416more women not wanting to go suggests the opposite
