Keith Floyd edition
>>220415637what are we like haha
rorke
TANGO SUCKA!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tvc73Gt0s
how's it evening
>>220415660
>>220415659Jewish golems
keith floyd, rupert lowethese are the men that guide us younger lands to the promised lands
>>220415638
>>220415682BAMBI
just went to the moon
>>220415700>>220415724do this one
>>220415727Fucking bitch.
>>220415700terrifying
我想就这样的生活下去就像不再面对什么谜题天空代替脑海生活不需要什么意义
>>220415748
>>220415727
>>220415773name onsackedtranny
i was too stupid to go uni but also too stupid to learn a trade all the hard builder men would just shout at me when i was a labourer
>>220415752ITS PAYNE WHACK IM
>>220415700scroar
Rorke FUMING
>>220415760
they're circumcising me tomorrow
sat down too hard and snapped my arse in half
>>220415820what was the joke?
>>220415752
tried looking for bradders face on that homelander picture
>>220415822ribbit ribbit
>>220415820>chelsea beat west brom 3-0 at stamford bridgedon't reckon this is very recent mate
>>220415854ty
Imagine you woke up and it was the 1960s
>>220415882Date is right there mateThe GMB pic was just from when she was last on she didn’t make the joke on air she made it on Twitter
>>220415769Was just saying this down the golden lotus
Why has the UK green party allied with islam? Does Polanski not realize that islam cannot be changed and will ultimately lead to their fade into obscurity.
>>220415914nah
truly nothing peaks my interest in youtube these days
>>220415900would shag them all silly
>>220415900no problem l would simple ask AI to build me a time machine back
An American's Guide to Blending in on /brit/ (work in progress)## Expressing your opinion"I don't like ___" => "not a fan of ___""I like ___" => "quite fond of ___""I hate ___" => "cannot stand ___""I want ___" => "need a ___""I think ___ is funny or worthy of mockery" => "howling / screeching / screaming / bellowing / roaring / hooting / yodelling""I think you are (negative adjective)" => "bit (negative adjective)""not reading this" => "shan't"## Explaining what you / someone else is doing"jerking off" => "having a wank""pooping" => "having a poo""fucking around" => "faffing about"## Nouns"penis" => "willy""meme" => "gimmick""incel" => "virgin freak (VF)""right-wing incel" => "rorke""left-wing incel" => "leftypol"“muslim man" => "rasheed""rich person" => "tarq""middle-class normal man" => "deano""american" => "yank""tranny" => "trannard"# ImperativesFOY: "Fuck off yank (American)"
>>220415923are you only now realising leftypol is in a suicide cult?
>>220415923leftists aren’t exactly known for their rational decision making
>>220415820What did she say?Probably shouldn't joke about the systemic rape and coverup of children as a politician
Rorke being smart and aligning his right wing party with trump and israel
>>220415829someone bradders thisim tech illiterate
>>220415923WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV!
just came back from a 3 hour walk and my bollocks smell like sardines
>>220415900Could still call a spade a spade back then
>>220415993grow up
did anything happen to mousey for telling people to build bombs and stuff, or is he just on a list someplace? worried about some posts I made
>>220415993caught a whiff of my post workout bollocks yesterday and they smelt like roast chicken walkersquite liked it
twice as many as titchpostergrim
>>220415970
>>220415959>>220415926>>220415847https://x.com/SamanthaTaghoy/status/2039321050148634742/
>>220416002shan't>>220416014corrkers (mixing corr and walkers haha (the crisps and the exercise haha xx))
shan't
>>220416021smce
>>220416013no because we don't get arrested for what we say online unlike the "land of the free" lol
>>220416020add nth for the baddiedem and nth for the holodem
>>220416021fucin roarign
>>220415638Is this the guy in Doctor House ?
Woking, in Surrey. Two million travelers use this station every year. Fare evasion is rife. Today the cheats are about to feel the might of Southwestern Railways revenue protection team.
>>220416050it's not the same guy behind all of those though...right?
>>220416047don't think this is true
Cursed to have hobbies that women find boring or creepy
>>220416068Nohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Floyd
>>220416075on the edge of my seat
nth for Yuno
what is the obsession with every style of post having to be authored by a single person?
mad how its only just gone 9 and i'm bloody wankeredwatching: The Final Deutsche Wochenschau | What Did the Third Reich’s Last Newsreel Show?
>>220415923sucidical empathy
nth for the gyaldem
ror getting drunk and watching hitler compilations
only just realised you can just click connect to a wireless monitor on your laptop and oh there's your telly and now my laptop's on my telly.
early bedberg for me tonight
treating myself to a piers morgan wank and an early night
Pulled a black man from my Pokemon cards todayonly worth a couple quid unfortunately, not that I sell my cards, but it's cool when you pull something worth a bit
Ying yang pugs
>>220416173get them fed and petted and loved
leftypol accidentally connecting his gay poo porn to the big telly
>>220415638have a (you) for this legend
remember that lad who bought pokemon cards to wank on them
day off tomorrow cos the wars on like
... back to the bed for a relax wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP/WTA Tennis on Sky sports Tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220416173hate ugly little dogs like this
someone has brought some snacks back from chinashould i eat them or will they be full of chinese germs and diseases?
weird little thing your pug. unnatural.
>>220416210corrr gizz us a look I'll tell you which ones are tasty and which ones are duck livers
>>220416173french bulldogs by the looks of it pal
>>220416209Yeah you’re a hateful little freak incel we know
>>220416210Eat them. China, and east Asia in general has some good snacks. China germs are only a threat to small China man, big white devil like you got nothing to worry about
have noticed many ftm trans people love weeing themselves
poo
>>220416228Clearly pugs. Their ears are up because they’re lying down
>>220416249im filipino-british
>>220416248done him
>>220416184Why don’t I get petted and loved
why are you watching pooners piss themselves
>>220416261we do
>>220416280you're ugly
>>220416261hmm interesting *scribbles notes* keep us updated on further findings and developments
>>220416261proof?evidence?sources?footage?
I have painful urination
>>220416280*pets and loves you*You are loved!
>>220416268Absolute fucking spastic runt I'll blow your kneecaps off you little cuntAlso you're right yeah I just didn't enlarge it lol
If Emma Watson left a floater in the toilet, I’d scoop it up and eat it.
screaming and hitting myself
>>220416269ever had pagpag?
>>220416285um>>220416299reddit r/transpeeing
biting my ears off
>>220416329what heathermong universe do we live in
Post the Reggies :P
Cheer up lads. Why not watch the Women's champions league.
I was mean for more than this
>>220416317Xx
>>220416360don't encourage him young man, he is NOT allowed to post the reggies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
Rorke marrying his Korean gf and living happily ever after
>>220416141Here's your International womens day green party ambassador
i think girls should adopt a 'if in doubt get them out' position on their boobs
pugs shouldn't be allowed. horrible little abominations.
wiggled my bum at the cat and i can't be sure but i'm fairly sure she turned around and wiggled her bum back at me
if you wouldnt fuck this mouse youre clearly gay
>>220416394ah yes, very progressive. well done leftypol
rorke listening to ich will by rammstein on his ipod touch in 2010
i like those vids of korean girls rolling naked trying not to show their fannies (it's illegal)
post the one with the sexy lingerie
>>220416391i dont think thats allowed
>>220416421
I LOVE BELGIAN BEER!!!!
isn't reggie the mouse a boy?
>>220415923leftists don't fundamentally believe religion actually matters. they view it as an outdated coping mechanism created by people living in conditions of extreme material scarcity that will naturally cease to exist under their preferred economic model
>>220416440>.giffuck off
sex with anime girls
that's a lovely leaf covered archway
>>220416460That lady’s wilkins is much bigger than mine.
>>220416468true
seriously thoughWhy did this happen
>>220416460right thats a young lady with a thick juicy female penis
the ones with the big knobs are the best tbf
>>220416504nah not at allthat's actually gay
>>220416108Some conspiracy theorist told me in London trains go in tunnels inside the earth
how do so many trannies have massive cocksshould be me
>>220416504
>>220416520not really since they're women
>>220416504such as?
just did a bellowing fart and heard the neighbour tutting
>>220416530no they're not>>220416526neither are you
I want Trump to go full on Iran. Invade Kharg Island and cut off Iranian oil production. Five eyes need to get in on this.
>>220416530they're literally not women you bent cringecase
>>220416537Alri Emma.
cockmogs me
>>220416553bigger cock than me
>>220416553genuinely just been sick in my mouthlooks like a fucking shrivelled up thumb
why is it when I have to order food or something from the waitress I start to mumble and can’t speak loud enough for them to hear I hate myself
Tranny willy hours is it yeah?
ok bye
>>220416579all the reddit flaggers are on so yeah
not all of us, we're missing two
>>220415638I miss him dearlyhttps://youtu.be/Q56r1t-FNb8?t=20
28 days later rage virus but it makes you hatefully racist
>>220416615the rorke virus
loads of porn shite on my twitter all of a suddenmakes me sick
Evening team going bed soon got some mental health problems not too bad hopefully will get some more kip tonight at least 4-5 hours would be lovely really not a fan of these morning shifts at all very detrimental to my mental health and routine I'm a night owl by nature
>>220416635your dads dead LMAO
>>220416635wish I could slowly bum you in a premier inn x
do you think you can use this for brench press
mouldy-kunhai!nani ga suki?cronem baton yori mo a-na-ta
>>220416635A hot shower always make me ready for bed, give it a try if you haven't already. Night night.
it is mad though you just click connect to wireless display and there's your telly
>>220416647>>220416590
>>220416657Already had a shower I don't find it makes me particularly sleepy was contemplating making a sandwich before bed though just a cheese and onion one
replied to himself again award
Is bitter nice
>>220416644>>220416647>>220416657/brit/
>>220416656skurimu desu
love a bitterbitter this and a btiter that
Today X found out that Tumblr is back and X has become the old people nowThey aren't taking it well
hey, that’s a nice nutsack
mad how women have bigger dicks than most lads these days
not a soul:employed woman: i'm profoundly mentally illleftypol:kier starmer:fearne cotton:rorke: hooorah hoorah hoorah yeah
>>220416742yeeping
>>220416742screaming
women don't have dicks I don't think
kosmo kramer: boris, I need a pickle
would anyone like a lemsip
rorke once again pretending to care about the welfare of women and girls for about five minutes just so he can provide an excuse to direct hatred towards brown people (but not white sex offenders of course)
>>220416742ziedy: meesa love bendy baton
>>220416783scre
why is it that the people at the jobcentre directing me to go to courses on how to write a CV are so utterly shite at writing emailswas just sent an utterly deranged rant from someone talking about "howto update you're CV", all in strange font sizing and background colours. mousey could've written it for all I know
I'm here about your plugs
is weeing on bleach dangerous
Quite interested in that Pragmata game from CapcomI've heard it's a Megaman reboot or something and you go around solving puzzles with your daguther
>>220416801...yh
carol kirkwood sex arse
>>220416795because they're barely one level above you.
>>220416795Just get on the sick and stop dealing with their nonsense
>>220416816cor
Did heathermong start eating the quorn sausages because its neoliberal food or because they resemble black penises Just once I need to see what this guy looks like irl and study him in a lab
sir poo roarer
mew can't learn crabhammer
carol kirkwood onlyfans
rorke finally deciding to become a goth at 37
>>220416846
>>220416816>>220416849great tits on her
feel sick head hurts aff tae bed
pooing out of my fannard
Sade
uselesstheyre never going back to the moon
>>220416831i think he's a manlet runt because his dinner consisted on just a couple of quorn sausages and a hashbrown. if that was enough for him then he must be a frail little goblin person
>>220416885fit for a you know what
>>220416831he's a garden-variety low-functioning autistic who lives at mummies getting paid off the statehis appearance won't be remarkable, just your typical long-haired, fat, barely-vocal neckbeard
I like how the Rorke archetype has evolved alongside me. Rorke used to be an unemployed 19 year old NEET and now he's in his late 20s/early 30s and still unemployed and belligerent but it amuses me how this character has aged and developed alongside the people who created it
>>220416885She loves white men btw
>>220416895sade is trans??
>>220416902He's also male, like you
can't believe this is a tranny
>>220416925ha done him!!!
spending the bank holiday weekend at the gf's. will be having a lot of sex.what are you all up to?
I can!
>>220416936might as well be wearing a mask
>>220416952not having sex
>>220416952spending bank holiday weekend at my parents
>>220416889he eats the entire packet in one sitting, he's a fat blob
she's well fucking fitshame she's got a tiny cock :/
>>220416936oh the low resolution low lighting photo of a person with thick makeup is deceptive is it? great insight mate
>>220416952yeah i'll also be having lots of sex haha with my totally real girlfriend hahaha yes i have sex all the time hahahahaha
>>220416952probably spending it on /brit/ making 400 rorke posts
>>220416967babylon only pon giv him 23 nug nug
how do i stop thinking about the fact that my gf had sexual partners before mei literally had a nightmare about it the other week
>>220416952thanks for askingprobably getting drunk and writing some code on my computer
>>220416983raped that bent faggot freak
Frankie Goes To Bollywood:Relax, don't redeem it
>>220417033Never stop thinking about it. Wallow in your insecurity
>>220417043you should be strung up
>>220416952er theres a war on mate
im quite fond of her
>>220417100What is this, a tranny for ants?
hello?
is it me you're looking for?
>>220417127alri adele
>>220417131>>220417132The duality of man
>>220417120chortled
might join the british lichen society
>>220416952finishing off old dissertationbergthen starting on my next essaybergand shall probably get on the cans at some point
need this beauty on onlyfans
seen 4 petrol stations refusing to sell diesel today
you don't really
Had terrible diarrhoea today. Typical i get in a trip to London and end up with awful runs.
Roke
little rorke and his mate
>>220417224>diarrhoeaFOY
If one of you lads are going to the shop, can you get me one of these?Ta
>>220417216car fuel finished by end of next weekjet fuel finished by the end of the monthfood shortages within 3 weeksi hope you're all stocked up on beans because soon there wont be anythign left haha!
>>220417226hahawhat they up tohaha
>>220417224leftypol getting a pot from the kitchen drawer and rushing out into the street to collect it
the evening watch
>>220417237that's the british spelling numpty
>>220417238just think of the amount of sugar in that
>>220417226>>220417241cute posts
>>220417238corr pure filth that
>>220417261Bazinga! You've fallen for another of my classic pranks
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775045348750274.mp4
fartnigger
>>220417259genuinely can't stomach his videossomething extremely sad about him
>>220417313R
>>220417284drats!
>>220417331Have a nice evening, lad x
>>220417240could skin and eat the neighbour's dog
frig off randy
>>220417224what you doing in london
>>220417343you too fella xx
>>220417314he's so funny. love the old "dsp tries it" and "this is how you dont play" videos
Rorke moved to America it seems >>220417167
Love The Smiths so much
>>220417391didn't need to post this though, did you
>>220417409ktim! ktim!
>>220417241Looks like mischief to me! Ahha
>>220417391cheers for sharing
Well team I'm in bed. Let's review my day>Up at 4:15 am for work>Barely slept, if at all>Did 4 pallets in 3 hours which is slightly below average but still alright considering they were all hard ones>Clocked out at 9:10 am>Got my Nintendo switch screen repaired>Had some fruit and a monster in Wetherspoons >Got home>Washed my uniform and got some kip>Wake up around 18:00 pm>Put clothes to dry and feed catsBeen a decently productive day really team. Can't complain too much. On a 6:00 am to 14:00 pm shift tomorrow much longer and likewise worse for my mental health going to get my head down now get as much kip as I can get to prepare myself you know how it is
im probably the most powerful person in sunderland
>>220417391right well
>>220417409UmMorrisey is a racistUm
>>220417448'im probably the least chromosomed on the spastic farm'
what the hell is that? poo ?
Anyone remember the spastic from jersey that got arrested for posting terrorist stuff on /brit/
>>220417473raspberry jam
>>>/gif/30449917grimgle
>>220417461;)
really is endemic of how bad it is today that you can even be nostalgic about 2015and 2015 was shitnot a touch on the golden age of 2007-2011
>>220417306Based
>>220417306real??!!?
>>220417266Sugar is actually good for you
One hour until liftoff lads.
>>220417501this is what i was listening to in 2015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc
>>220417531No fool, you're thinking of salt
new love on the spectrum out
>>220417549thanks mr sugar
ok you all left when i started posting. ok
>>220417474Lmao I found out https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491Maybe Im too old to be posting on 4chan now
>>220417549Glad you've found a boyfriend mate
is the april fools joke that its just random whether or not it works
>Jersey was a decade agodamn
New>>220413406>>220413406>>220413406
>>220417609
>>220417609ummm, that's the old
>>220417609haha funny April Fool's prank! good jest to pull on this the one day a year where you can make this joke
your first post was being indirectly rude to me
a gooning event is being added to this years olympics
NEW>>220410800>>220410800>>220410800>>220410800
>>220417689i posted earlier
you have always been mean to me
literally never have
u have
pooey lynx lad edition>>220417798>>220417798>>220417798
