Yuno edition
tossing my salad
Thomas Jefferson freed the slaves n shiet
>>220421217id shag the black off that ass
>>220421217>when she turns around
>>220421217interesting
oooh i just spunked in your arse tonight
>>220421217I could never walk with such confidence
pussy galore
>>220421217She needs a white penis... NOW!!!
>>220421234its OK spinsterr
>>220421231dunno why i read diss to the riff melody of seven nation army
this nigga needa give up already
Watching a John Wayne Gaycy documentary, grim stuff.
>>220421262heyy he changed. good for him
>>220421263ngl wish i had someone to sex arse my peng lush boyhole haha x
>>220421262Still not as pathetic as the guy who's trying to sell a book full of AI-generated images via the ads.
>>220421263Have you heard the theory that he was part of a network?
I wish I had someone (a girl) to lasso a rope around my neck and walk me around a bit
Thing about chem trails is surely there after easier ways to get whatever that is into people
bunch of blacks robbed the m&s today
Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3 are now on Steam.
and a rope (okay, string) around my cock!
>>220421311Don't care
>>220421318It's ok to have shit taste.
Any Rolf Harris man in
>>220421284Yeah, it was big network, after they caught him he asked the police "did you catch the others". The speculation is that he was part of those big networks involving politicians and what not. There was this guy working at Nickelodian called Brian Peck who was also convicted for molesting boys, so this guy was hosting pool parties for child actors from Nickeloadian and one time he showed them he had a portrait of Gacy and that they were pen pals, very grim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hulYhXEyNdA
>>220421276>>220421281he's been doing this for so long ge's basically carried 4chan on his own back with the ad revenue kek he's been advertising for so long i actually want to see what his music is like
>>220421329mogs me
Think I might have gone insane in 2006 probably but definitely in 2021.
>>220421325They're ps1 games bro
>>220421311yank with a vpn
Is Thomas Crooks Rorke?
Maybe we got a bit too silly with ginmick hot cross buns
>ginmick
>>220421346Oh, you're a zoomoid. Nobody cares about your opinions on video games or any other media then. Move along, child.
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.[Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]Anton Chigurh: Call it.Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?Anton Chigurh: Yes.Gas Station Proprietor: For what?Anton Chigurh: Just call it.Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?Gas Station Proprietor: No.Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.Gas Station Proprietor: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.Anton Chigurh: Everything.Gas Station Proprietor: How's that?Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.[Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]Anton Chigurh: Well done.[the gas station proprietor nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while Chigurh starts out]Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.[Chigurh leaves and the gas station proprietor stares at him as he walks out]
>>220421335Damn I didn't know that. What documentary are you watching?
>>220421352No, he was far-left despite the media trying hard to bury that
>>>/a/287176755
>>220421335Wonder how deep the mk ultra Charles Manson link goes, how many of these guys were worked on and drugged and stuff. But also I wonder if the real conspiracy is there is no real conspiracy half the time and we're just flexing. That's how I'd flex, tell everyone I invented Charles Manson and run a huge evil brainwashing operation out of my shack at Langley. Make my enemies fear my evil.
>>220421364hate the Chigurhs
>>220421364>Chigurhwhat a cringetard
that motherfucker looks like the entropy of bloodline
fimk.if i was a dj i would call.myselfuberstinky
>>220421394lol you got rejected at some point a long time ago and it ruined you. youll never find anyone
>>220421394fink i would go far right
>>220421354https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/search?query=Hot+Cross+Bun&inputType=free+textThink you'll be okay.
type=free+textas opposed to ...
>>220421394>tattoos are... LE BAD.
>>220421207>parasite not posting because the april fool's CAPTCHA broke him (the bot) reminder to r*port the parasites dogshit low quality spam bot posts - the thread is much better without him sihitting it up or having "meltdowns"
>>220421354kek holy shitim actually laffin so hard at dissburger sauce wtf?diss camt eb real
just found out monsanto doesn't exist anymorewhat the hell
>>220421367It's not really a official documentary, just a guy on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228r4bmCKfwOne of this guys best videos is the one about the original Satanic panic, the Presidio case with that military preschool involving Michael Aquino (self proclaimed satanist). It's very long but detailed and he goes over all the testimony from the children. It's the case were they introduced that bullshit imo that psychiatrists were making the children have false memories so the case got dismissed which is crazy because the medical examinations had shown that the children were being abused.this is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZCZA-YVB34&t=106s
>>220421435waddup mousey
>>220421435not sure what you're talking about here considering i'm not heatherpaedo, nor am I one of the many other freaks that post gimmicksi post my wife and that's it
>>220421452mai main goal, is to blow up... and then act like I dont know nobody!
>>220421445Probably changed their name. Phillip Morris did it. That's what I'd do.
>>220421445>bought by bayer of ig farben fame
wemembew to wepowt the pawasite
how would a girl have sex with you if you were her boyfriend that she treat and kept as if you were a horse
he's fucking lost it this time
Good news lads, the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation still exists
Can't sleep
Phillip Morris the man changed his name. Philip Morris the company apparently is still Philip Morris but its parent company changed its name from Philip Morris to Altria in 2003.
>>220421456>nor am I one of the many other freaks that post gimmicksyou literally posted your gimmick as this thread op
thanks for letting me know that he is infact a real person, not a bot, because yeah I would of definitely taken that and run with it literally forever keep been different (and better)
>>220421381The MK ultra shit had many names, Project Monarch and Project Delta, the funny thing is that we only know about it because some guy at the CIA forgot to shred a small amount of documents, so we got like 1% of the actual information about those programs - and from that 1% we learned so much, I can just imagine what other fuckery were they up to at the time and probably to this day.
Rorke sending a letter to his son.
>>220421502it's an anime website and posting your waifu is not a gimmick, it's site culture.
im the boss nigga of this thread
>>220421509Wasn't that shit started prior to the CIA
might start curating a rambling Word document filled with absolute nonsense
Wonder how the founding fathers would react to America being at war with persia
what are you all doing up so late? Me? Im on the night shift
>>220421524More like the Boss Baby of this thread.
>>220421533make sure you include in it the protein rda% of milk
>>220421511nut jobs
>>220421509Project Monarch threw me for a loop when I heard Kurt Metzger talk about it. Not sure when it's schizophrenia and when it's legitimate. Was right after I had a big old hypnagogic hallucination trip thing before bed that ended with a big monarch butterfly. I'm going schizophrenia though on this.
>>220421511Good riddance be free
ted kacinski was in mk ultra. talented mathematician. good job.mental why would he throw it all away for bullshidd.
im drumk
Sir Ian Blair (no relation to Tony)
>>220421556oh maaan I wish that were me!!!
>>220421525Probably, the precursor to the CIA (OSS) were famously brazen and using Soviet/Nazi tactics and there wasn't any real Government oversight during that time (not that the CIA were ever held accountable).
>>220421450Thanks, I'll check these out. I start looking into this stuff every once in a while until I have to stop because I feel like I'm going crazy.
rorke having kids leftypol not having kids wonder how that will turn out
>>220421577Leftypol converting rorke's kids
+1 to my postscount
>>220421577rorkes a virgin
>>220421587leftypol be like that!
>>220421548>Kurt MetzgerMy favorite schizo Regardless of what Kurt is saying Project Monarch was real and they unclassified documents about it in 2020 I think (which means they are giving crumbs) we will never know what they were really up to cause these programs always get scrubbed, I think it's above the President in terms of clearance.
>>220421577Rorke having 7 kids with a random Filipino immigrant and thus contributing to the browning of England.Leftypol marrying his 100% Anglo-Saxon university sweetheart and having white kids that keep the English race alive.Who REALLY wins here?
leftypol: rorkes a virgin
>>220421601British culture thread
>>220421610screaming
rorke: im marrying his 100% Anglo-Saxon university sweetheart and having white kids that keep the English race alive. im da leftypol
>>220421608>Who REALLY wins here?Alistair the centrist. Centrists always win
>>220421612sybau
>>220421577yeah but mousey you're bent, which means you'll be having precisely 0 kids
Leftypol and rorke taking turns on their bpd girlfriend and each other in their throuple poly relationship
have the oil prices fixed themselves
>>220421570It is crazy yeah but I like watching this stuff at night, kind of comfy. I already have accepted that the world is fucked regarding these matters. >>220421612Some comic said he looks like a Bosnian war criminal
>>220421619Never xx
>>220421617Alistair gets a vasectomy aged 30 and has a long-term non-married relationship with a 5/10 German, Spanish, or French woman who serves as a Lib Dem councillor. He wins nothing.
crying every night because i miss my childhood and my innocence and want to be treated gently again and i know i cant go back
can't stop eating, me. love to eat
>>220421627>up 6% in less than 20 minutesoh dear
If the Nazis ever catch up with me I hope I don’t get a time penalty
If the west does die I hope AI enslaves humanity and shit
>>220421601He's exactly the kind of borderzone schizo I'm inclined to listen to. You get the TAG kid + comedian still operating under the hood even if the engine's flooding all the time.
>>220421632Wish I was 10 years old again playing GameCube games for 5+ hours minimum per day.
>>220421631is it really bad to marry a german woman were basically the same people
yeah but mousey youre bent
>>220421632QUIET YOU, get back in your corner or I'll give you something to cry about
>>220421653Not really, I'm just making fun of centrist Brits' tendency to date random mid-tier European women.
>>220421651its not just that but also the loss of innocencenobody talks nicely or looks after me and im too sensitive and retarded to socialise properly or do things myself
>>220421659is he then? ooh maybe i can pack his knacker cracker
/pol/tards have chosen their new religious LARP: Shia Islam.RIP to the Orthodox LARP (2016-2021) and the Catholic LARP (2021-2026).
>>220421649His is entertaining, actually a very good writer and stand up, his 30 min Gas Digital special from a few years ago is really good imo and I don't really like any special that has come out in the last 5-6 years except a few. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JcfMyYKe5E
I feel closest related to ScandisGermans are swarthier
why aren't people travelling to the moon more often then, thought we'd have space travel and flying cars at this point
>>220421691Watch any World War II footage, it’s all greasy wops
>>220421685haven't been on /pol/ in years but i remember there always being some sort of effort to convince people islam was "based"
Was on a minor research path after someone mentioned Monsanto earlier and it turns out there was a pharmaceutical company in America named 'Upjohn'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UpjohnWhat the fuck is Upjohn
>>220421685They're as fractured and hopeless as euro states are. It's no different. England went to war over Poland and got their shit pushed in.
>>220421601If I had to guess, maybe there's some system to ID creatives and high iq people AND suggestible people too maybe and protect them and then maybe try to steer them toward thinking about certain things/into certain fields. Some of them are probably highly recruitable too, can also with the web monitor them and pluck ideas from them and watch them jack off. Schizophrenia? Maybe.
>>220421703Mhmm a pink skinned fair haired light eyed specimen like myself would feel out of place anywhere in Germany except the north.
>>220421711It's ramped up a LOT in the past 3 years as /pol/ leans more into third-worldism and even deeper into anti-Israel obsession.The Palestine "happening" threads on /pol/ are all full of literal unironic Muslims, haven't checked the Iran ones but they're most likely quite similar.
>>220421672I would be nice to you and b ur frend
>>220421720>EnglandThis was prior to the 1707 Acts of Union was it?
>>220421736Treaty of UnionIt's a treaty
>>220421742you're a treaty xx
>>220421736Cunt
Bet she does big fat shits.
>>220421728Jew discovers that when 24/7 evidence of Jewish crime begins people dislike the Jews more.
>>220421749bet your mom did a fat shit on your birth day
FOYstop talking to the dribbling freak
>>220421728Much like the browning of the west itself the internet has followed suit. When I was a kid even just a decade ago most people I saw were westerners and I would’ve been shocked to find out that Indians were on the web, now every other tweet I see is from people from places like Latin America or the Middle East. We need a great firewall, Japs and gooks have been using the net for as long as westerners but they keep to themselves (and I don’t think they’d cause much trouble if we interacted anyway).
>>220421749not appropriate, she has a boyfriend and her shits are for him
>>220421728It's weird seeing chuds absolutely hysterical over Palestine ngl /pol/ of 10 years ago wouldn't care about those people they just hated the Jews
>>220421753Not Jewish.Also it's quite clear that /pol/'s Israel Derangement Syndrome has gone far enough that they're no longer just anti-Jew, but also explicitly outright pro-Islam.
>>220421758>We need a great firewallwhat would that accomplish? look at the demographics of your country
>>220421758>Worships the Jews as his god >Also hates immigration Yeah. He's over 30.
FOY
Everyone Is F*cking Sick Of Them
Another good channel I would recommend with real old school documentaries is The Memory Hole, it was a Youtube documentary archiving channel but Youtube deleted after many years so he moved to Rumble and re-uploaded everything. A lot of good lost documentaries. https://rumble.com/c/TMHRumble/videos>>220421722Of course, they have been using psychology and manipulation from day one. Also recruitment is very specific, have heard from ex CIA that they deliberately recruit very patriotic sociopaths who are willing to do anything "for their country". And obviously when they are trying to recruit some "manchurian candidates" they search for susceptible and vulnerable people often times young.
>>220421766Yeah who would be outraged over a live streamed genocide happening without interference in front of the world? Goes to show you normies are spineless order-takers, jabbing yourself one minute with gene altering therapy over the flu, and condoning massacres the next.
Hopefully interbreeding will make us all brown asian people in the future and this will end racism
SilenceA 50% white country is lecturing us
might have an aneurysm tonight
>>220421794The UK is lecturing itself?
>>220421776To determine what internet you go to whenever you get a device you have to take a picture of your arm and a voice message (so if you are somehow a pale paki or something they will get outed by the accents they always have even if they’re like fourth gen)
>>220421766>It's weird seeing chuds absolutely hysterical over Palestine nglThey genuinely copy-paste tweets and rhetoric from left-wing or Muslim twitter in their Palestine threads. There'll be a thread saying "Look at the crimes the Jews are committing in Palestine!" and it's sourced from a video tweet by a man named Muhammad Al-Bohammad Bin-Islam who has links to the Communist Party of the USA in his bio. They see no conflict in this. There's also just in general a lot of guilt-tripping BLM-style arguments of "You HAVE to care about what's happening to these random impoverished third-world children you've never met, or else you're immoral".
not a soul:leftypol:the avangersdumbledore:the jedi council:samwise gamgee:rorke: pass the dutchie pon de left side
>>220421798Yeah?
>>220421785looks interesting
dont care about much of anything me im above it all
>>220421808screaming
>>220421798me when I try to buy solvents to huff (bloody shahira law doesnt permit it though)
>>220421785Yeah, heard the same thing. Sociopathic tendencies vs sociopaths but probably some sociopaths. I think sociopathic tendencies just come from IQ sometimes. Heard that tag kids are pretty frequently adept liars and manipulators even if they're not sadists and psychopaths/not intending to cause harm. Might be conflating project monarch with GATE shit I've heard about.
>>2204217755k white Brits convert annually to Islam. Forcefully removing a benign religion like Christianity, because the jews have been Christ killers for 2 millenia, opened up the door for more radical religious strains to infect your populace. Your doing isn't it.
>>220421828>white BritsMeaningless statement
powerful
>>220421791I think leftypol might actually believe this
>the avangers
>>220421794Collecting data about race is illegal in your country. That's how cucked you are.
>>220421791alri Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi
>>220421833idgi
>Ground troops to be deployed in Iran, according to NYT & Reuterscancel your easter going out plans lads prices about to soar
>>220421831Not quite yet. Wishful thinking.
>>220421840Queer Starmer has enacted an enquiry on rape based off raceYou lost incel
>>220421840How can you say that when Americans aren’t even white you’re all like 1/4 Mexican or native or black
>>220421833>functional public transportation, a job that pays enough to have a place to live, and a partner who cares about youdelusional to the point of fantasy
>>220421824>Sociopathic tendenciesYeah that's what Kiriaku called it, despite being ex CIA I kind of trust this guy because they put him in prison and bankrupted him/ruined his life. The GATE thing I haven't looked into yet. >>220421813Yeah, it's a shame how much good stuff Youtube has deleted over the years.
>>220421849Should have offered to help Germany finish them off. Now we all suffer.
>>220421217I find these bonobo builds on black women very appealing
>>220421850No, white has no meaning in Europe
>>220421828>5k white Brits convert annually to Islam.Traitors, pedophiles and scum. They are worth less than dirt.
>>220421859Kiriaku is a very charismatic guy
>>220421863ghastly thing to say during PassoverGHASTLY
Bradley Walsh here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTtYIosT_o
>>220421877I’m a huge fan
wonder what ww3 is going to be like with the internet around
am l white?
>>220421898don't blow him away haha
>>220421263You have to admire the depravity of Dahmer and Gacy, they weren’t just killing prostitutes like Sutcliffe
Only 7% of women under 30 in the UK have an OnlyFans account and only 52% of GenZ has been aborted
morning y'all
>>220421903'fraid not
>>220421909XD
>>220421853Oh yeah? What's he going to do with the findings, arrest you for talking about them online like usual? LMAO >>220421854And you're a dingy brown mutt that looks like a rape occured somewhere inside of a cave LMAO
>>220421903No because white means nothing in Europe
>>220421874Yeah, good story teller, also a fellow Greek. >>220421910Not surprising as they were both abused by their fathers when they were kids.
>>220421927Melty
>>220421927I’m a pure Anglo-Saxon actually but you’re impure by default
>>>/g/108494518the moon landing conspiracy nut posting in /gee/
>>220421865You're ignoring it then retard. London your capital city contains a small minority white population. If the rest of your country follows suit to London's lead, you'll be a black country in 10 years time.>>220421872True
Dumb yank doo doo brain worship black sportsball players while blacks have raped and murdered “whites” for decades. Circumcised for Israel. Die for Israel. Fluoride monkey brain love the corn syrup. Hate Europe and Europeans even though that’s where their granddaddy was from?? So far removed from reality and their brain now mush.
>>220421927No, in the same day they announced they are massively scaling back police involvement in reports on social mediaNext time you try to be smart. Don't.
>>220421937Passive aggressive runt id smash you
Every kids film from 15-20 years ago seemed to have an Earth, Wind & Fire song in it.
>>220421952Confirmed melty
>>220421938>I’m a pure Anglo-Saxon actually but you’re impure by defaultAfter all that Roman-moor rape id say not
>>220421940American shows he doesn't understand ethnicity and only his colonial idea of race
>>220421953yeah?
what happens if one of them astronauts fart in that little rocket up there
>>220421939I bet there isn't a single event in history that isn't doubted by some mong
>>220421953Love black music from the 60s 70s and 80s before the CIA decided to ruin everything.
when you accidentally Google a series of numbers and it comes up with map coordinates
>>220421942I wish I was circumcised at birth.Phimosis utterly ruined my life. I'd have lost my virginity at 17 were it not for phimosis.
>>220421956Romans didn’t leave a genetic imprint and the moors didn’t even come here.
>>220421964it makes them spin like a top
>>220421962yh
when thebimposter........is soos
>>220421973Bro hasn't discovered pussy is wet
>>220421951Rotherham police were actually outed as having worked WITH paki sex gangs to help them fly under the radar and continue raping white English girls. The same phenomenon occurred in dozens of UK cities with British police keeping mum to avoid data leaks. I'll believe it when I see it bong.
>>220421985*slaps you upside the head*
>>220421973>Phimosis utterly ruined my life. I'd have lost my virginity at 17 were it not for phimosis.Having sex actually fixed mine unironically but it wasn't that severe I think.
Running round the capsule to make it change direction using the conservation of angular momentum and sending us into the moon
>>220421961Keep being oblivious bong. Germans and Irish were never your problem.
Phimosis Jones
>>220422000they'd build a statue of you
>>220421976Luton is moorjority lol
>>220421973Just make a cut up the side to relieve it
>>220421992You don't understand what phimosis is.It's literally impossible for me to have penetrative sex without risking my tight foreskin being utterly torn apart, resulting in excruciating pain and blood everywhere. The woman would then have to take me to the hospital and I'd need to have surgery.Blowjobs/handjobs are also out of the question because my penis is disgusting due to phimosis. I cannot wash under my foreskin due to how tight it is, meaning there's piles upon piles of smegma under there and it reeks of fucking dick cheese 24/7. It's horrible. The ruler(s) of this universe cursed me with this fate upon birth, and it's horrible.
>>220421993And he just ignores the post and starts rambling about his exclusively American racial ideology along with simply describing what happened Legitimately you cannot have any academic qualifications
>>220421964They open the window to let it out of course
>>220422014Buy some anesthetic and cut it open
Hi I just duplicated via mitosis and this is my clone speaking
>>220422014Damn that's terrible, sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor?
>>220422003Nobody is white in Europe. There are Germans, Swedes and French people. Then there are also Indians, Nafris and of course worthless Americans who push the idea that all Europeans are "white".I'm sorry you lost.
>>220422025Clonecest
>>220422025
>>220422029>Damn that's terrible, sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor?No. Too scared to.I desperately want to be circumcised but it's so daunting. The thought of doctors taking scissors to my penis makes my skin crawl. From researching online, I also know the recovery process is at least 5-7 months along. 5-7 months of excruciating pain any time I touch my penis or my penis comes into any physical contact with anything. Even just feeling it brush against my pants would result in pain like I've never, ever felt before.
>>220422035>>220422040No don’t do that I’m new to the world and you’ve all just started on me
>>220422014Uh no it isn't. I have extreme phimosis and have sex several times vaginally. You clearly do not understand how sex works and it is probably better for society if you never breed for passing on your low iq.
>>220422014sounds terrible lad. is there no surgical option?
Are the Midlands grimmer than the North
>>220422042so much needless cruelty in this world
>>220422041But does it hurt now? I think it's better going to a doctor that living your whole life like that.
>>220422056*bites your ear off*
>>220422056Exactly I was so filled with wonder at my new existence now I’m just sad
>>220422043>Uh no it isn't. I have extreme phimosis and have sex several times vaginally.Just wrong. Totally and utterly wrong. You probably have very mild phimosis so you don't really understand my pain.>>220422049Circumcision is really the only thing I can do. I want to do it, but I'm too scared. I wish my parents had me snipped as a baby so it would've been done before I was even really conscious.
julia louis-dreyfus sex arse
Forcing phimosis anon to put his willy on an anvil and then smashing it with a hammmer
>>220422069you should look into it to improve your quality of life
Some days I stink of fish. Other days I stink of shit.
>>220422014I've got a pretty gnarly case that I never realized was abnormal until I'd had sex multiple times. No smeg, self-cleaning far as I can tell. Trick is never to bathe. Don't bathe, don't touch anything. I mean in general, I don't touch anything besides my keyboard/phone, no problems. Glove up.
>>220422069>Your doctor is wrongK incel>Yes there's a solution but uh im a creepy cowardly incel Yeah as I said dogshit genes. Both stupid and a coward. I can only imagine what type of horrid woman you could convince to breed with you.
>>220422081Cia
>>220422072Like I said, I want to. It's just a very very very big task for me. I'm terrified of it.Ever since I was a teenager I've sworn that if I ever somehow have sons, I will 100% without any question have them circumcised at birth so they never ever have to suffer the same fate I did. Foreskin is a demon.
>>220422081youre a big guy
Btw I also thought I was going to feel pain when I first had sex but vaginas are actually moist and it felt good (lol) and eventually it resolved it self. You can also use a condom which is lubricated but I'm not sure how severe is your case.
for fuck sake rorke
>>220422087Squeezing your knob in an anvil till it goes pop
nada persona:leftypol:david walliams:rorke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
>>220422087it should be a priority no point putting it offget it done
>>220422100Regained my virginity recently, the problem for the old me was when they were on top, that would be painful.
Filling the area under the skin with butane through a thin tube then lighting it on fire
pooing on my neighbours dog
I have phimosis too, and have experienced foreskin pain both times I had sex, but I just use a stream of water from the shower head to clean any smeg build up and that works fine so no real hygeine issues
>>220422114well dont do it like that then
*prowls around the thread*
THERE WAS AN ARTIFICIAL DEATH IN THE WEST (EAST)PYRAMIDS ON DECK (SHINE)WET HER ON HER NECKBREATH (GOD)SHOOT PUSSY THROUGH YOUR CHEST(DIE)WHERE YA RUNNIN' NOWWHERE YA RUNNIN' NOWI'M BARELY THEREI'M EVERYWHEREHEAVY THIN AIR SAHARA MASCARA SMEAREDEND OF AN ERA (FUCK IT!)EVERYWHERE I TURN
>>220422079>I've got a pretty gnarly case that I never realized was abnormal until I'd had sex multiple times.>>220422124>I have phimosis too, and have experienced foreskin pain both times I had sexYou can't have sex with phimosis, unless you either have an extremely mild case, or you got astoundingly lucky and somehow went the whole process of intercourse without your foreskin ripping.
>>220422145Okay but you are just a worthless coward idiot
late night willy chat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheilas%27_Wheels
>>220422145It was painful, but not excruciating (I've never been able to retract my foreskin btw) I did use lube tho
>>220422154I don't want my foreskin ripping open like a fucking horror movie with blood spurting everywhere and me screaming out to the heavens in pain.I've been offered sex (of various kinds) about 7 or 8 times in my life, turned them all down because of phimosis. It's horrible. Now I'm a 30 year old kissless dateless handholdless virgin.
>>220422145Thought it was just what being uncircumcised is all about, can't pull it back unless it's cold maybe
>>220422155
>>220422168Normal non-phimosis foreskin can be pulled back at least halfway-down the shaft.
>>220422169Homer Phimosimpson
>>220422165Squeeze it until it bursts
phimosis isn’t real
>>220422040I've thought about making this exact meme or maybe I just saw this one once and forgot about it, either way I'm glad this gif exist
cant believe ebin is here
>>220422165bro no one wants to hear bout your dick
>>220422196I think that lad is bullshitting, but I literally have it.
>>220422200phwoar blast from the past diss wunmay hairfta cop anudda reminiscience for about 15
>>220422208impossible
>was my dick doesn't work and I can fix it but I won't eaaaOkay
>>220422187That was news to me
just stretch your foreskin niggas
Timmy's girlfriend
>>220422203I do
and I guess that's why they call it the poos
>>220422219corr whos diss wenchoid
al gore
Up late or early?
>>220422242I don't even know anymore
assassin interceptions in rogue is by far the worst fucking type of missions in the entire series I hope whoever designed this shit dies the most painful way imaginable
>>220422248When did you wake up
One tiny island in the Bandas, Run, became the first English overseas colony. It was technically "English" but under constant Dutch siege. (In 1667, the English famously traded Run to the Dutch in exchange for Manhattan).
>>220422252was just making a little jokeup late, been up since 10AM
favourite sandwich?
>>220422254Heard about that on you're dead to me
>>220422266Classic ham and cheese
>>220422266I don't want to say because it'll sound too tryhard
>>220422266Egg mayo
>>220422228puck moonen and the bergs
>>220422254What about RoanokeOr Jamestown
dogberg crying...
>>220422284Haram
>>220422284
>>220421872>pedophilesFOY
>>220422288>>220422288>>220422288
>>220422291Pedophile is the objectively correct spelling. Kys.
>>220421786>gene altering therapyliterally not truei'm not vaxxed btw
Just ate a viscount
