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We are officially the most famous /int/ general

Trump just announced troops on ground

wonder if a.i. and technology will get so good that in.future it will be like matrix where people just live in an a.i. simulation

>>220421223
That trailer looks so fucking stupid

>>220421233
Is that real?

>>220421243
It looks epic bro

I feel like things like Reiki Healing are just an excuse for perverts to touch people

>>220421233
This can’t be real lmao

Pulling my pecker till I pop

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>>220421240

Say goodbye to Madame George ;_;

>>220421240
>Over the next two to three weeks, we’re going to bring them back to the Stone Age, where they belong.
Shiabros... we got too cocky...

>>220421223
Lol this movie looks so god shit. A24 make the most bullshit movies now.

>>220421243
I find it funny that everyone immediately checked out the second it was unveiled that both actors are not only middle-aged, but that it was yet again BMWF

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>>220421250
>>220421254
There are a lot of /int/ ones, it's surprising

>>220421270
>A24 make the most bullshit movies now.
The funny thing is they can make really fantastic stuff, it's just that the genre they're most known for (horror) is easily their weakest.
Last year was their best run yet imo, problem is all their great movies apart from Marty flopped or bombed.

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Do you game like this?

>>220421272
The trailer gives too much away

>>220421289
Marty was so good saw it in theaters

>>220421293
>knees to chest
No but everything else is realistic

>>220421293
No, there's no good COD or Battlefield games anymore

>>220421289
They are most pozzed studio imaginable.

I used to game like 40-50 hours a week as a NEET. Now games are so shit I can barely hit 8-10 hours a week.

>>220421320
>most pozzed studio
Disney literally had an internal conflict over whether or not to make an underage interspecies gay relationship movie involving a Mexican boy and a purple hairy space worm

>>220421299
By the time they were running over the guy who stole the dog I was pretty much over that movie. It's just shit after shit after shit and I really stopped caring

Id be gaming a lot more if there was a good battlefield game, with nice big maps

>>220421342
>It's just shit after shit after shit
Like most A24 slop. Shit made to lower the human spirit.

>>220421289
what else was good?

Isn't A24 run by the Oracle owner's daughter or is that Annapurna?

>>220421363
I used to play a lot of HOI 4 then the latest DLC added shit that actively made the game worse and I lost the will to play it.

>>220421342
>It's just shit after shit after shit
What does this even mean

God loves you but not enough to save you

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woke dogshit

>>220421366
>what else was good
Warfare, Friendship, Eddington, Smashing Machine, Bring Her Back, all of which are very good to truly great films.

Yeah, who gives a fuckin shit about anything?

>>220421293
Ages ago, now its keyboard and mouse mostly

i dont think anyone can argue that we did land on the moon when they claim landing on the moon is lost technology and we cant do it anymore, thats the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard

>>220421388
Every two minutes it was some new shit
>he steals the necklace
>its fake
>he loses the dog
>the dog owner shoots him
>he steals a car
>the girl he's with is lying about being abused
It got to a point. Uncut Gems has the same problem

I don't watch movies with Jews involved. Hence why I only really watch foreign films. My friends think its because I am either cultured or a snob but it's because I am an anti semite

>>220421423
Literally me
>>220421421
When you start interpreting and understanding these films as simulations of how Jews see the world you come to love them either because you find it relatable as a Jew or as a gentile on the other end.

A24 is even more Satanic than regular Hollywood movies which are generally Satanic.

>>220421340
They literally made a movie called Dicks: The Musical. They made Moonlight, Civil War, One Battle After Another, Queer, Problemista a million movies about a black bitch nobody cares about.
You know what, just shut the fuck up trips retard and go back to Discord. Trans.

Well, you are just name fagging but still fuck off I know you are a gay person.

A24 did make some good movies like The Lighthouse

>>220421444
>One Battle After Another
Not A24, that's Warner.
The difference between A24 and everything else is that unlike everything else, while they do distribute/produce subversive dogshit there's actual kino mixed in there, unlike other studios where it's either stupid slop that insults your intelligence or just plain propaganda.

>>220421444
Trips of truth

i hope the backrooms movie is good but im not holding my breath

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>he doesn't have all namefags filtered

Op images have been pretty ok lately did someone die

>>220421463
That's one of those movies I keep telling myself I will watch and never do same with The Northman. I like Eggers but I just haven't put him first

A24 takes the regular Jewishness of Hollywood and refines it into turbo giga maximum overdrive turbo Jewishness.

Dubs and I move to SEA and open a EBGames

>>220421492
>Op images have been pretty ok lately
It's because I make the generals more often

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>>220421501
Do you remember FAO Schwarz? That was fun

I like Hereditary but not Midsommar

>>220421494
i watched it and it really isnt all that much, its pretentious

>>220421393
It's not woke you are just a racist piece of fascist trash. Probably white trash. At least most white girls aren't racist anymore if you catch my drift.

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Our new NDP leader wants to nationalize everything.

>>220421529
>Hereditary
most jewish movie of all time

>>220421554
It's a good horror movie

i really liked Hereditary, its an excellent horror movie

>>220421550
I will now throw away my vote with your party

>>220421550
How about we fashionalize everything

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>>220421529
Ari Aster is cringe but I enjoyed Eddington.

>>220421393
That old NASA spaceship that blew up in the eighties had two women a black guy and a chinaman on board

>>220421550
The provincial ndp leaders are not on board with his energy policies he wants to stop all new oil and lng projects

>>220421595
Well yeah wokeness has been around for a long time. Leon Trotsky invented wokeness.

>>220421603
Ok this is important and was left out I will no longer vote for your party.

>arm chair pleather starts to fall off
>it's suede niceness
Why didn't they just leave that to begin with?

anyone wanna play some friendslop

tomorrow i will drive over the heath to town to buy some books on magic
i will hex and curse anons in /cum/ threads that offend me

>>220421652
vpn off brian

>>220421652
You are opening yourself up to demons. You think magic gives you power. It actually makes you a slave of the demons.

Sam Harris is a very stupid person.

>>220421592
kek i always poo meself laffin at diss clip

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>>220421550
>Our new NDP leader wants to nationalize everything.
how do retards like this get elected??

>>220421592
>Ari Aster was born to Jewish parents in Princeton, New Jersey on July 15, 1986. The family moved to New York City when Ari was about a week old. His mother was a poet and his father was a jazz musician
He has probably the most stereotypical director background possible

>>220421592
ugly cinematography
everything is piss yellow
Ari Aster is such a faggot with no taste

Sam Harris talks in a soft NPR voice to sound smart.
He is a very stupid person who convinces even stupider people that he's a deep intellectual.

White people will deadass grab the aux and put on Burzum - Dunkelheit

Midsommar was ok but i feel like it kind of over does the horror. it's too over the top graphic to the point that the horror doesn't really hit as hard as it could you know

White people be like I am going to take a bath with my pawpaw

>>220421573
just remember finking it felt too derivative to me

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Does Sona Movsesian count as "ratchet"?

Sam Harris is like "I believe in the freedom of the individual" and then he has a deranged psychotic meltdown over anyone who refuses the covid vaccine or criticizes Israel.

>>220421724
corr good album

If you aren't going to ever find a girl and start a family you may as well blow your savings on whores just have as much sex as possible & then die

>>220421696
low IQ people who think communism will solve all our problems.

sam harris is based because he dabs on religitards

>>220421727
If anyone but a Jew made a horror movie based around a foreign ethnic religion it would be called racist. But it's a Jew against an indigenous European faith so it's ok.

>>220421757
Just make sure they're American whores so you help stimulate the economy

>>220421765
Idk that seems like a stretch desu i feel like you're trying too hard to make it more political than it is

>>220421762
>No caps
Expected

>>220421768
American whores are more expensive tho

Sam Harris is a fraud. He is not a philosopher. He knows nothing about philosophy. He is a stupid, pathetic little man.

>>220421784
A pagan woman crucifes her boyfriend named Christian

>>220421809
So what, it's a horror flick

>>220421784
>>220421809
This, rewatch the movie, it's classic jewish slandering of Europeans.

If I was forced to join the military I'd be a cook on a submarine. I really don't think I'd be that phased by being in a small area with no sunlight because I pretty much do that already. Plus I think it'd be pretty safe

>>220421819
What did I say that made me appear unaware that it's a horror flick

How do I get a Japanese gf? Do they actually like westerners? Or is that Asians from poor countries?

Sam Harris is not even on the level of basic intro to philosophy 101. He's actually below even that.
I'm not joking. That's how bad he is. It's astonishing how lowbrow he is. This is what passes for an "intellectual" in the normalfag world.

>>220421838
you think it's like he's secretly putting anti-christian messages, or what is your point
So what if a character gets crucified

>>220421827
It also opens with the intelligent black man character quipping that swedes are good looking because they're products of rape
>>220421855
I don't think it's a secret, I think you're deliberately choosing not to notice

>>220421855
The point is that it's not secret not subtle. It's pretty in your face.

>>220421862
How is it anti-christian? You are insane
Are you like one of those people that also thinks Harry Potter is satanic

>>220421870
I presented you an example and you replied "so what"

>>220421743
i'll impregnate her

Jordan Peterson is SLIGHTLY - and I do mean slightly - more philosophically sophisticated than Sam Harris.
Though again, one should not mistake Jordan Peterson for a philosopher, which he most assuredly is not.

Humanity has been stuck on the same "meta" for far too long. The past 26 years now it has all been about how edgy, sarcastic, hateful, focused on problems, making fun of people, and other negative wavelength traits for far too long. Before the year 2000 it wasn't like that. Nobody was even very political until 20 years ago at most. The fact it's gone on this long shows how stale that meta is now. When will it end? Humanity can go back onto the positive wavelength it was on before. Most people aren't even old enough to know what I'm talking about. When everyone thought the future would just be so great and it was all up from there.

>>220421884
What makes someone a philosopher

>>220421841
Japanese westaboos do in fact exist. You can find them at tokyo comic con.

>>220421829
that sounds fun. are you a good cook already, or would have to learn? come to think of it, how fancy of an order can you make on a submarine? can i get my eggs soft-boiled, or is it more, "look, we have eggs, and they're all scrambled in a casserole dish, take it or leave it."?

>>220421870
>>220421878

>>220421889
What I'm saying is the current meta is stale, boring, lame, and gone on far too long. Our collective consciousness is stuck. The fact it wasn't on these wavelengths before 20 years ago shows it is not something we have to stay on.

>>220421878
Your example is speculative. A character is named christian and is killed, yeah and so does almost every other character besides the woman get killed by the end
You could read anything into something if youre looking for it. oh a character is red-headed and is killed graphically must be a movie with a secret anti red head message
You're just schizo

>>220421884
>more philosophically sophisticated than Sam Harris.
And again, I should reiterate that this is an incredibly low bar.
It's like saying that you're taller than Warwick Davis.

>>220421880
i will impregnent her 13 times
13 babies for sona

>>220421884
what even is sam harris

he has a phd
but doesnt make you an academic

>>220421905
It isn't only that he is killed, it is the manner in which he is killed and the people who commit the killing, and the subsequent celebration

I'm not a schizo, you just aren't engaging meaningfully with the art that you consume. Makes me wonder what even is the point of watching it in this case, only to kill time? What do you think was the meaning of the story? Of the characters death?

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i will impregnant cecily strong nine times
nine separate times
nine years of pregnancy for cecily

>>220421935
>the subsequent celebration
What celebration the ending of the film is very clearly meant to be tragic and horrifying
I don't think the pagan cult is depicted as good in any way

Unlike the government /cum/ does not keep secrets

>>220421905
It's explicitly an " anti white nationalist " film. About how good looking peaceful Europeans are actually racist killers. It's pretty blunt Jewish propaganda and I am surprised you can't see it.

>>220421892
Buy a cowboy outfit, buy a ticket to Tokyo comic con, fly to Tokyo, lure Japanese woman to my hotel room, knock her out, smuggle her back to the US, forge documents saying we're married, gaslight her into thinking we've been married for years, got it.

>>220421893
Basic cooking really isn't that hard. If you're not so retarded you can't follow directions most of the shit isn't that hard.

>>220421941
9 pregnancies is only seven and a half years

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about to break my 50 day weed free streak

>>220421904
its the result of the Internet and timeline algorithms force feeding everyone engagement bait slop and it will never change its the new human nature

>>220421974
DUDE

Dudegangweed

REEE I HATE STINK BUGS. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw a green one which are apparently native to north america. It's always the spotted brown chinese ones

>>220421935
>What do you think was the meaning of the story? Of the characters death?
I thought it was about kind of tragic circularity. The girl becomes this character or role she was always going to be she slowly gets roped into becoming the cult's character. i think too in some way the ending is meant to be some expression of the tragedy that happens at the start of the film with the suicide of her sister . But i also think a lot of the movie is just playing on the creepy idea of a pagan cult that kills people & that views death in a different way existing in modern society, like any other cult horror flick.
>>220421949
>how good looking peaceful Europeans are actually racist killers
There isn't even really any discussion of race in the film. I feel like you didnt watch the film and are going off some youtubers analysis

I'm coming down and I want to get drunker

What did orange man say

>>220422028
Wait are you the tranny

>>220422028
Also many other older horror movies have played on this same idea of murderous pagan cults
Midsommar is very clearly inspired by The Wickerman

>>220422053
Not an argument

Texas used to have anti-sodomy laws which made homosexual activity illegal. Those laws were there since the 1800s.
However, Senator Ted Cruz proudly supported the removal of those laws, making it explicitly legal for people to engage in homosexual activities in the state of Texas.

>>220421674
i'm well read in icelandic magic
i will wield this power with grace and responsibility

>>220422028
It literally opens with a black man saying Swedes are pretty because they are a race of rapists.

>>220422073
It would explain a lot

corr good pooberg diss wun

>>220422032
fink you will feel better if you replace alcohol with pooing and rooning

Had to have my screen replaced on my phone. Some Persian fuck charged me 180 bucks to do it. The screen is clearly not OLED like my actual screen one. Oh well I guess it's better than paying 1100 for a new iphone or financing and having 50 bucks added for 2 years to my phone bill

>>220422083
Most states had those laws until like the 1980s. They weren't usually enforced against adults having consensual sex in private though

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>>220422088
I didn't even like the film that much I just don't think it's anti-christian
I'm not sure how you arrive at that interpretation given that the pagan cult isnt depicted as good in any way

Just saw a big titty jewish girl on tiktok with a bio that said "stop antisemitism Impeach trump again". Bitch literally the only reason we did any of this shit was because of Israel

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My honest reaction to today’s adrress on iran by blumpf today

>>220422135
Did you expect logic from a putrid femoid whore

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Food court Chinese food gave me slight food poisoning

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"Friend" flaked on me and ghosted me today after we scheduled a hangout.
Should I:
A. Double text them asking if everything is okay
B. Never text them again
C. Confront them in person and politely ask them to not waste my time.
This is not the first time they've done this. It feels like shit to be flaked on, especially when I have no other friends

>>220422085
That same character also gets brutally killed by the end of the film

>>220422144
sorry to hear that, but better slight than full-blown. just diarrhea, or did you actually have to barf? i had some thai once that tasted great and digested fine, right up until the 'end'. you always know it's a bad movement when you immediately can smell the culprit. doesn't happen when you eat well, but when you take chances... yeesh.

>>220422121
bad hairline
no jaw
negative canthal tilt
feminine eyes
bad posture
weird nose
racially ambiguous
fat
swarthy

The Wickerman is better than Midsommar

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I still think there's a correlation

>>220422151
phwoar good kittingtonshire diss

>>220422151
they forgot you existed and you’re sitting here ruminating and venting on 4chan about what to do

>>220422151
the first one, definitely. B will send you further into loneliness, and C sounds like something a woman would do, so i automatically assume it's dramatic and retarded. A is good because if something really did happen, you're just a good, concerned friend.

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Why did this make foreigners, especially thirdies, so mad?

>>220422171
Just felt nauseous and had watery shits

>>220422182
It is, but I still love both movies

Yes sir put on that Third Eye Blind track

>Haha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongolians'll stick ahright up to the wall!

>>220422190
Yeah I'm a pathetic incel chungus freak. I had a date today and she canceled on me too. I also was going to go to a singles night at a bar tomorrow and that got canceled. I hate myself.
>>220422192
Okay, I did it. Thanks

https://youtu.be/nspxAG12Cpc?si=w9Vajt6TdkEa_PfS

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>>220422217
Watch a sentimental anime romance movie. Those always cheer me up.

>>220422220
Scrandemic

>>220422236
>romance movie
Those make me suicidal

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>>220422181
I have a bad hairline and I'm kind of ugly but my coping mechanism is that at least I have pale white skin and I'm not fat. Those two things help keep me going.

>>220422249
>Those make me suicidal
Maybe for some, but they have the opposite effect on me. They give me a good cry when I need it and then I'm right as rain.
If you can't do that, then just watch a movie you've been excited to watch forever or do something you've wanted to do for a while. Get your mind off things before going back to the grind.

Where's my Diet Dr. Kelp?!

Watching too much romance is not good for you, it makes your heart soft

Reminder we all think you are pathetic and we are laughing behind your back

>>220422287
>it makes your heart soft
Sometimes you need to soften your heart a bit every now and then. If you don't you end up becoming a schizo victim to the whims of the dark side of out nature.
After working out and writing some more I watched Casino and D.P (the show, not porn) last night in order to harden myself again.

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What is it about White men that makes them so mesmerized by this?

>>220422307
>behind your back
Did the /cum/ discord get revived?

>>220422318
She has too much makeup.

There's nothing more grotesquely loser-ish than eating chips and drinking beer
IF you were a winner you'd be sipping champaigne while you daintly sample caviar, but youre NOT

We're smoking weed right now

>>220421233
I refuse to believe this is real
If it is though then is this the greatest April fools of all time

I'm drinking vodka soda and eating salmon roe on triscuits

>>220422329
Well she's not very attractive so that's the only way to look cute

>>220422151
next time you see them ask them what happened and ask them not to waste your time if the reason is shitty

>>220422358
>>220422329
I think something interesting about the Japanese is that compared to Koreans and Chinese they have an excellent fashion sense/beauty standards in comparison.
You almost never see the plastic surgery disasters or makeup madness those two countries obsess over, it's always pretty normal stuff even if they overdo it sometimes like anyone else.

>>220422339
can i join

20 doll hairs to update my address on my license :/

>>220422379
Dude they're all the same.

>>220422392
Just don't update it
What does it matter

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chicken tenders and cheese cake for dinner

>>220422397
I need to. I have a real ID too

>>220422395
>they're all the same
If that's the case then why do Japanese girls (and guys) tend to have normal facial structures while in Korea and China they all have the weird modified pseudo-European plastic surgery jobs that make them look like ayys?

>>220422339
>>220422389
Hell yeah
Just consumed another edible

sniiiiiiifff
yeah...lots of poop guys and girls in here

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>>220422265
>>220422368
They responded and apologized and we rescheduled for Friday.
It's crazy how other people's minds work. When I schedule something with someone a week in advance, I don't forget it, and I plan everything around it, and if something changes I immediately text them.
For other people, I guess I just slip out of their mind

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>>220422419
>Japanese
They're getting increasingly bogged too.

I work with a stuck up Chinese bitch and found an old pic of her while estalking. Most obvious fucking nose job ever.

>>220422448
I'm a pee guy

>>220422468
I truly do not care about getting bogged. I'm so into looksmaxxing. If I could afford jaw fillers I would

Gul Dukat was a kino machine. He elevated every scene he was in.
https://youtu.be/bWpJUJ9kIYw

>>220422468
>surge after COVID
Bleak

butts

frosted butts

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Im running out of things to talk about with my coworker who I've been doing tasks with everyday.
She's Mexican and likes Pokémon. Any conversation topic suggestions?
Her favorite Pokémon is Gengar

>>220422485
he was so based the writers got mad everyone loved him and tried to make him look like le evil space hitler o algo

>>220422496
I fear Gengar is the most normie pokemon to like besides Tokepi

>>220422335
oh, i disagree. if you are having a snack and some beer, some circumstance has aligned to allow it, and very rarely are those conditions bad.

>>220422496
>Any conversation topic suggestions?
DBZ

Gengar is a very powerful Pokémon, and a popular pick in competitive tournaments.

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>>220422506
I like Scizor and Scythor
They are just so badass

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My favorite pokemon? Tatsugiri

Who's your favourite JAV star

>>220422524
>ultra nu-mon
They should have stopped making new Pokémon after Sun and Moon

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big cloyster fan, myself.
>>220422535
hitomi.

>>220422485
Gul Du Kat was a great villian though i was kind of disappointed by how his character ended up in the final seasons

>>220422537
t. unc

>>220422545
I just ran one of those in Pokemon insurgence. Not the greatest but damn skill link with icicle shard is monsterous.

>>220422535
used to be asahi mizuno but now it's nao jinguuji

Hentai doujins fucking suck now. All the good artists retired or release stuff once in a blue moon. Also everything is AI translated now

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opinions?

just smoked weed
based

>>220422578
I have a bathing suit similar to that

>>220422586
>Baseding his own post
Poor form

>>220422578
looks good, any brighter colors?

cringe

>>220422578
I like the shirt, but it would look better with some dark pants rather than matching shorts

>>220422595
Basting your own post is the bastest thing ever

>>220422578
>>220422612
This, it's too much

>>220422545
Cloister is a vagina

>NASA's Artemis program is an ongoing series of missions aimed at returning humans to the Moon, including the first woman and person of color, to establish a long-term presence and prepare for future missions to Mars
Wtf muttbros I thought Trump banned being woke

>>220422634
white mans burden

I might impulse purchase a Pokémon plush doll

>>220422634
There have been browns and women astronaughts for ages now, that's just a platitude

>>220422649
WHICH POKEMONS?!?!

Eevee kinda hot

>>220422670
Chill

>>220422658
I don't know yet
It's got to be one that really makes me feel nostalgic
Maybe Chikorita, or Bonsly

Zohran Mamdani has done nothing. Rent is still expensive and an unlimited transit pass still costs $140/mo and groceries are actually pretty cheap in New York City compared to California, but that wasn't really his doing. And I guess healthcare is cheap here too, and 24 days of vacation plus holidays is standard, so I guess that's progressive. But again, none of his doing. I thought he was going to nationalize everything and make it all free.

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>>220422634
The woman will be a programmer socks tranny and the person of color will be asian

>>220422693
Should have elected Yang

>>220422701
He ran this time?

loving the posivibes in this thread

>>220422685
I'd get Teddiursa but that's just me

loving the poz vibes itt

>>220422726
Ooooo maybe I'll get magnemite actually. Never even particularly my favorite but it's one that I have strong memories of since I could catch him in both Pokémon Ranger (the first game I played) and also Diamond and Platinum

loving the pozz vibes itt

>>220422784
>Diamond and Platinum
I always hated Diamond and Pearl. Cynthia was such a bitch also it's weird that they just give you a legendary pokemon halfway through the game

>>220422811
*Hugs*

anyons here full of despair amd hopelessmess?

If I were to get a pokemon plush, I think it would be mewtwo

>>220422586
Lucky sonbish AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don’t forget to get milked retardstyle: like a bitch.

>>220422599
not as far as i can tell

I have a picture of a big titted foid any way i could send it to you guys? post your email below and i'll send it asap

Latrinos like to post their drywall/landscaping/lawn mowing/house cleaning bizness on facebook marketplace

I actually have met someone who's killed people. I saw the whale Tilikum at Sea World like less than a year before he killed that one lady

Let’s compare butts let’s squeeze each other’s butts with our hands.

>>220422939
I don't consent

Yikes. Okay that's enough internet for today.

>>220422957
Ah well shit dang darn

>>220422958
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

>>220422879
I would too if I had a job

How can I become a gun slinger or hitman?

*beep*

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POOPA

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>>220423046
Can you believe you could just be a bounty hunter in the Wild West. Make a living shooting or capturing criminals. Kino profession. Modernity sucks ass.

>>220421243
the premise is absolutely retarded zoomerslop

>>220423079
Bounty hunters still exist but I think it's probably mostly just hunting down Jamals that skipped parole

bump pls
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cummmmiessssss

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se acabo...

Is the Jason captcha real

I don't want to make a mockery of the field of medicine but "general practitioners" are fucking useless. I had farts problems for most of my adult life so far. I fart so much the entire back side of my balls is stained with a thick layer of brown from the farts. I ask the doctor for help and what does he fucking tell me. He tells me:
>Eat less
Explained I haven't weighed under 300 lbs since I was 18 and it's impossible for me
>It's a hygiene issue, you need to wipe the feces from them
What so I'm meant to wipe the back of my balls every time I fart? Also it's not feces. I'm not fucking retarded and a filthy cretin. It's farts stains.
>It's not something I can help you with
Fucking. Pointless. We have brains transplants and pills to get red of pain. And you're telling me there's no farts reduction surgery or farts pill. This is when I start mistrusting doctors.

Is there a Dopaminergic blocker that doesn't make you even more insane or unhealthy?

not reading any of that

>>220423126
i wonder if there were bets on the shitter breaking

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>this is a white man only zone
Other fish tank bro you here? Drunk honest Laura skyrocketing

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>>220423168
>samtardtank
kill yourself

>>220423173
Sam is no longer involved

>>220423143
I think he's basically saying that he's not a miracle worker

7.1 on the mega fart scale

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slept until 4pm today but i'm already tired again

/cum/bums its raining

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>>220423229

>>220423143
You could get a fart guard installed like a cone surrounding your asshole similar to those cones you see dogs wearing but for the ass

>>220423215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvUxwrC6Fa8

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rain later today dont have to water mombergs plants

>>220423253
it was hot last week but now it's cold and raining, what the helly

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>>220423278
california?

I could not be classified as human

>>220423270
I remember when this photo was taken at the last /cum/vention.

My relationship goals are Will and Jada

>>220422524
phwoar would sniff her poostein

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>>220423285
not quite

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lmao

Must be grim having a kid cuz once you have kids what time is left for sexy penis in vagina time?

speak of the devil

finkin' onset of poobergization in about 1:30

fings boutta get ratchet arsche-wize

R&R will hafta take a temporary hiatus to excavate the incipient brapscallop

major shockwaves felt in birmingham with rumors that wolverhampton has been wiped off the map

drinking milk

>>220423311
what do you think date nights are for

Can’t stand the birthgivers anymore. Rent with roommates or buy a hybrid SUV to live out of?

>>220423311
that didnt stop elon. he has 27 kids with 28 different moms.

I repeat “I’m gonna kill myself” or “I’m gonna blow my motherfuckin head off” in my head every time I remember something embarrassing or regretful, which is often.

>>220423336
Yeah but he's a billionaire
Can you imagine the child support payments for 27 different moms

it stopped raining :(

You don't see too many quirky sitcoms these days
The quirky sitcom is a thing of the past
Kinda sad i suppose

>>220423311
a friend of mine knew one of those couples that had double-digit amount of kids. he stayed with them for awhile due to his own situation being bleak. he said they went at it like rabbits, even while she was pregnant and had a bunch. i dunno, i guess some couples can just manage it somehow. because you hear or read about all these dysfunctional pairs who can't even take care of one properly. i guess some people are just built for it. kinda makes sense. if you can happily have 12 kids and take good care of them, is there anyone better to be having the kids in the first place?

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>>220423333
box behind a dumpster

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who the hell watches tv nowadays?

>>220422506
Snorlax is the normiest, but I confess to being such a person

>>220423367
old people

>>220423367
i do i hate streaming

might as well not have had aprils fool joke at all, i dont know if i can even call it bad because its nothing

>>220423333
Create a thatch hut off the side of your parents house and then just hook it up to their utilities

>>220423386
GOOD
they should always be unobtrusive

welp i guess i'll goon