Emma Watson edition
Australian women are built for yank dick
power cut in the street
>>220422314freak in the sheets
dogberg just wanted his toy from under the seatee lol
raping a poo
When’s the new Stargate out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
>the seatee
>>220422338>paradice city
>>220422288Corrr image the poos.
got syphilis lads
>>220422337You may not post the horses peacefully sleeping and farting
I love a good BLT or a tuna sandwich but the way I make it which is abit different.
>>2204223541800snonce?
burnout paradise. what a game that.
>>220422371Couldn't get into it didn't like the open world races prefer revenge and 3
might get into pipe smoking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOgaTQX3ZM
>>220422382got ur mum into it last night x
>>220422371burnout 3 mogs it
>>220422387done him
>>220422399Yank simp revolting
>>220422387doesn't make sense as she's in the north of england and you're in yankland
So what’s the deal with the Oracle layoffs
wish I could make fried fish like in the UK, it never is as crispy
>>220422384im not sure this is pahsitive meaningful cahntent phil
Just got nauseous as fuck. Going to keep you all posted
>>220422412AI bubble popping soon.
morning lads
>>220422412they programmed the thing that was going to make their own jobs redundant
>>220422416dont bother
>>220422426morgen
The UK is the Dark Souls 2 of countries. Drab, a bit depressing at times, but a whole lot of /soul/
>>220422408You've analyzed my joke as intensely as your mum analyzed my pipe. Must be a family trait.
Morning team. Slept okay last night.
>>220422433found the weather quite comfy but would get sad eventually if it was like that all the time
>>220422430morgon*, would be the right spelling
>>220422433God I fucking despise the Souls series. Arguably ruined the gaming industry for 10+ years.
>>220422455good to know
>>220422439Why do women feel the need to report mundane facts about themselves to others? Cba
>>220422455moron
is the april fools event finished? i haven't got a single non-standard captcha all day
>>220422433Pretty sure the skybox surrounding Heide's Tower of Flame is based on the White Cliffs of Dover.>inb4 is that a will-yes
>>220422473:(
Yes now fellas how are we
>>220422472This may shock you but…
>>220422477Love DS2 skyboxes. So awe-inspiring and pretty. The skybox around Majula in particular is my favourite. So majestic.
>>220422439Morning. Being refueled right now, might mow down a bunch of ragheads later.
to me, zesty foden is just normal foden
I’m going to kill and eat punch the monkey
>>220422549um x
>>220422477dogshit world designhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/q3j-Trsvcmk
live in the halifax region, meof course, the one in the UK
>>220422584alri howard
>>220422593That’s my grandad’s name actually
>>220422584
live in the croydon region
Remember VideoGamerTV?
>>220422626
gay sex in halifax
bummings in croyden
Would love to fuck carlybender just so I can say i’ve done itThat and he’ll finally stop being a 30 year old incel doomer freak
Is redditflags down? xx
Liverpool here fella
>>220422646the road around the fort in the middle of town is a cruising hotspot known as the "fruit loop"
>>220422639wahey
>>220422673Take it you’re a regular then
>>220422683his arse put that place on the map
>>220422683everybody knows about iti used to go to one of the gay clubs a lot though because it was the only place for techno or drum and bass nights
>>220422718Bet you’ve at least slipped a digit up your ring piece before you built a gundam
>>220422736nope no bum stuff ever
>>220422673just said it because it rhymed sorta but that's good to know
>>220422750Quite gay really isn’t itDon’t trust a man who hasn’t at least explored his chocolate cavern once
just fucking farted
>>220422288Duke of Scrannington has arrived
Why yes of course I go to Great Britian for culinary tips
>>220422761furthest ever was just a fingertip and it was when i was horribly constipated and had a 'hoid that needed checking
>>220422782looks peng
>>220422793Should give it another goPokey bum wank as it were
Do you think if you'd never seen a black guy before you'd be scared if you saw a black guy
>>220422802Going to assume it's a 5/10 dish then, thanks
>>220422810Shadow people... spooky
>>220422827Works both ways probably. We're ice people. People of ice. Yesss.
>>220422818stfu yew yankee basterdill brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
>>220422869Literally looks like fetuccinie poofredo de lad
don’t particularly like seeing blacks knowing about them tbqh
>>220422932you are a pathetic weak man
>>220422782Do you just eat it right out of the pan?
I run for she
Sucking on a dzik
pls bump>>220423088>>220423088>>220423088
Heard on podcasts about The Magus and Epstein, wonder how many conspiracy theories are barely remembered plots from forgotten movies and books. In both ways, you've got the actual conspiracies taking inspiration from forgotten movies and fake conspiracies from Mission to Mars and forgetting you've seen Mission to Mars and the planted ideas by screenwriters who work for intelligence agencies. Basically The Four Dimensional Holy Trinity.
>>220423097>zero cukrulol
>>220423108real new>>220423068>>220423068>>220423068
>>220421436Behold, man made horros beyond our comprehension
he got in his holden and drove to the store to take that pic because of that post
grim tranny tits
>>220423218Corrr hell yes lad
hi
>>220423314phone>>220423318jojo
crying in a sad wayhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cede246wd59o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416iiYA7wsU
>>220423083shes cutewould pump her full
Nothing wrong with seeing prostitutes if you're single but married men who see them are the absolute scum of the earth tbqh
Giz a sniff.
Does this guy have a speech impediment, or is it just his accent? It sounds like he pronounces his Ls like Ws (wike doubwe-yoos).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DJ46DG5c4I
FACT
>>220423450*he pronounces SOME of his Ls like Ws.
>>220423451his only choice left is to embrace jestermaxxing
today I'll be drinking all day and watching kinos
>>220422384The Casino will cover this for sure
Drew a wyvern in MsPaint.
>>220423554Disgusted. Had a date all lined up from hinge, fit girl from her pictures and was laughing at my jokes in dms the entire time we chatted. Went to meet up for the date and she was trans. I've never felt so ripped off in my life. My arse is bleeding now and it hurt to sit, what dooee?
>>220422782Grimmington
put too many chillis on my scrambled egg now my mouth burns
>>220423326Thank you retard
when did elon musks's net worth pass $800bn? feels like a year ago he was worth $300bn but things have got more expensive for everyone so how did that happen then
>>220423698idk
>>220423698Our infrastructure is so ass and most Americans so stupid that Musk's companies have contracts with dozens of US govt departments handling everything to keep the country running. The guy is really responsible for this tard nation not collapsing at this point.
trump giving shoutout to donos and twitch chat mid-state of the union
>>220423718doesn't feel like a good idea giving an unelected narcissist so much control
ah... hello all..
imagine how famous the guy who minecrafted musk would be thoughi mean even more than oswald
imagine a country with the US's wealth that wasnt totally retarded and fat, the earth would be a utopia
>>220423775We've given you a utopia already. And you complain. chineseguytalkingtoafricanguy.jpg
it's mental with all the tech russia and north korea has they don't do much stufflittle bit of odourless colourless substance on a doorknob and banginstead all they use it for are some nobody defectors in salisbury and kim jong's brother that one time
>>220423799yanks actually believe this
>>220423825never met a yank with any self-awareness
>>220423189Drove 50km and spent $100 fuel for nought a single (you)
catberg flinging fur everywhere and biting my laptop what is she playing at
>>220423843pics of catberge?
>>220423097such strong, manly hands <3
at toil, last day then I will be free, I will be free
Petit pretty hands are better than calloused knuckley hands, everyone knows that
doing the gay porn dance
willy and poo
>>220423913Whats that look like lad
bad boys for life#thuglife
feels like a friday
ethel cain got her knob out
>>220423937it really doesx
>>220423749you you be saying this if Elon Musk was jewish? huh? you disgusting, vile, putrescent, dogshit, anti-white racist, bigot cunt!!i'll collapse your skull in with a 2x4 if i ever see your faggot ass irl. WATCH YOUR BACK!!
doing the new rorke dance
catberg's got a very confident slightly swaying walking style that can only be described as a "saunter"
>>220424006ever boot it up the guts?get that impulse when i see cats out in the streetnever done it mind you, but keep the cunts locked inside
>>220424006mine likes to prance about
Need Aussies range bannned. Thank you mods.
my name is rorke, i'm unemployed and i live with my parents
>>220423955>>220424021you alright mate?
9 hours of youtube injected straight into the pineal gland
>>220424033only honest post you've made in years you demented freak
>>220424039get a life rorke ya try hard wanker
mental how we have to carry our dicks with us everywhere we go, i'd much rather leave mine at home, not like i'm ever going to use it
Gyros is turkish.The bulgarian doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>220424039
>>220424039something evil about youtube these days
>>220424039honestly cannot wait for iran to get a nuke
>>220424054pt. 308
>>220424051Greece and Turkey are factually the same people
>>220424049used to feel diss way bout breathing when i was child"why do we need to breathe, takes so much effort"
>>220424070More balkan admixture in what is the modern greek state.
>>220424049right then getting the willy chop surgery that trannies have and chucking my John Willard at a hungry seagull
get them ground into a smooth paste
used to be a big fan of creepypastas and cryptids
mad how jammy dodgers are the best biscuit
People think cleaning horse hooves hurts them, but it actually doesn't
>>220424129wrong
>>220424090actually no that's untrue according to ask jeeves
I'd sniff her farts.
>>220424138no you wouldn't, coward
>>220424138this is a good look for her
>>220424132Yeah well pink wafers certainly arent rorke
>>220424138End it already
I like big boobs and I cannot lie :O
When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi routerToday P.o.l.e.a.b.o.o got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accentShe was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasmTold her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalkShe asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV boxI told her noshe wanted to check for me if she could get me a free boxI just leftI wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my lifeconsidered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind
can't open my window because a spider lives under it
>>220424202aww you're pure of heart bong let me kill it for you
Headed to Madagascar in June. Piff and peng
>>220424219what you doing there
>>220424136Oh yeah? What did jeeves say?
>>220424234Diving and maybe some fishing. Want to get my suba certs
>>220424239don't know, didn't look. was trying to sneak out of the reply chain tbhon
>>220424202Squash him
>>220424209it will kill you
Imagine telling someone in 2011 that 15 years later the Winds of Winter will still be incomplete
get the corr lush peng tings fucked up the clacka
>>220424219watch out for the cannibals
done all me poos last night so no poo this morning
how the hell is it still frosty. where the hell is spring
>>220424310I wouldn't have believed you and I wouldn't have believed you if you'd said I still wouldn't have had sex by 2026 but somehow both are true
>"heh, that's actually a good opinion bro">*pulls a gun out and shoots you in the head*
>>220424329night poo schedules are grim. tells me everything I need to know about a man
>>220424324Are Seychelles more lush? I just want to stay at a peng resort and relax
>>220424339>somehow but you know the reason you're an incel.
>>220424285You don't have poisonous animals bongy. I live with rattlesnakes, wolves, mountain lions, black people, etc
>>220424310definitely burying into his fat folds to find his tiny willy so he can wank it to cp all day every day
Does anyone have a macbook? What one do you have? I want to buy one but I'm probably just going to get a refurbished one but they still seem pricey
>>220424351> I just want to stay at a peng resort and relaxisnt that your whole life though? you're a rich daddys boy and haven't worked a single day in your life
imagine telling someone in 2018 that the new "emmayank" spammer on /brit/ will still be here 8 years later
>>220424368KEK DONE HIM
>>220424366
>poisonous
>>220424368It's not the original emmayank. The original was funnier and moved on to something else. This one is an unimaginative retard so he stole the gimmick and posts the same crap every day
>>220424350its the clocks going forward, messed up my schedule
>>220424358none of those are poisonous either. rattlesnakes are venomous
im tired of pretending it's pathetic to spend years on 4chan
>>220424381grim that you have also been here eight years yet nobody gives a toss about you
just spent a right quid on some video gameswon't play any of themlulz
>>220424387well it can kill me if it bites me nerdnick
>>220424367I suppose. But having gone to the best schools, the powers that be do nowt. Don't feel bad. At least i tip big and converse. Where I go people want me back
some of you are just mean
>>220424375Thank you this one looks just shy of £400 refurbed which is decent
>>220424388so true xister!
>>220424392Idgi spamming something no one wants and the gimmick isn't that clever or liked
>>220424240nice lad enjoy
>>220424366macbook air m2 which i bought in 2022before that had a macbook pro 13in from 2014before that had a macbook pro 15in from 2008
should i go for a jog or get drunk
>>220424436drog, drunk jogging
>>220424436Jog. Booze is muck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLcqtf2fos
business idea: get banned on reddit and then host a reddit party at my house so that redditors come over and log into my wifi so they all get banned for ban evasion
I don't have kidney stones.
>>220424447https://x.com/memechaotic/status/2039300492241875070
>>220424462alri 190 how's swansea
Purple potatoes. The new food craze sweeping the nation.
>>220424462tough talk for a "man" that i'd kill with one punch
I spent an hour wanking this morning instead of going gym now I have to shit shower and brush my teeth and leave and hope there’s no traffic
oh boy oh boy mom you sure can hydrate a pizza
Found a hot new Scottish pornstar called Samantha Joiner
right well I've got my balls out
Found a hot new Scottish joiner called Samantha Pornstar
>>220424583Scottish? yeshot? nah
Thinking back to all the family holidays I ruined…. I’m such a worthless piece of sjit
>>220424599good morning mouldie x
>>220424610most family holidays I would just bugger off by myself somewhere and be alone most of the day, only now do I regret not spending more time actually with the family
let's all not go to work today
>>220424637Are you calling for a general strike?
>>220424637right on brother, let's stick it to the man!*quietly sneaks off to my car when you aren't looking*
>>220424636cant live life in regret brotherman
>>220424637already logged on for wfhtoil me
right ill go for a jog then get drunk after
>>220424681good lad. best way to do it. I've been for a run this morning so I can enjoy steamingtoil later
Shartemis smells stinky i bet
>>220424637I've finished work all snuggled up for my day sleep
bendy batons brushing against mt clappers london bus
good morning everyone
>>220424773morning lad
>>220424773
>>220423841>(you) >>220424791you know you can make .gifs not loop
>>220424773alri
>>220424724grim
>>220424366Im considering getting one too (air m5) but then I remember that my trusty i5 8350 laptop is still going strong.
>>220424730bro wakes up and immediately posts about black men's dicks
was talking to a gay bloke and i asked him why he doesn't like women and he said they're gross and smelly
night shift toilsmen keep the world ticking over
>>220424863this only happens at about 13-14 though
>>220424863so how is your dad?
Rorke's a family man
rorke's mum cooking the shittest fucking roast ever that it almost causes a divorce
