>>220427632no footy with the baby
>>220427632holy shit is that real?
Imagine having an 8 inch willy
I won’t post a fit check because someone would rinse me for being an emo freak but if an actual fitty compliments your outfit it’s probably hard
nth for the baddiedem
doing my best
>>220431801would not buy a Quality Street egg after their performances over Christmas for the last few years
At most NATO and the Arab countries could supply 30,000 active soldiers to invade Iran against their 1 million trained soldiers and 7 million militants Yeah
If we had a /brit/ on tour. Each new /brit/ on a different board would that be counted as a raid?
>>220431754So being black
you can't post the pinkies
>>220431864>>220431878>>220431878Umm!!!
Mad how Starmer is our best PM since Brown
sexo little pony
Jeeta women are next level
>>220431888No we’re just travelling
>>220431864>>220431878>>220431902Stupid bitch.
Currently playing crimson desert while you toil to pay for my bennies
>>220427632ErectCHADS ww@
>>220431864>>220431878happy birthday
>>220431933my gf is indian and I couldn't be happier honestly
Where's the grimmest place you've lived and what made it grim?
Don't see why posting those were against the rules
>>220431978CornwallLack of migration causing my business to shut down
might become a mechanic, reckon i'd clean up scamming old ladies and incels
>My dad passed in January
Find it hard to make friends
grubby little goth me
>>220431983manmogs me
My Dad died 4 years ago :(
I have been thinking (because of how them black gellas start bending they babies arms and legs around when they are born) if a babies feet and ankles got broke as a baby then it would probably make them get really strong foot bones. I got strong foot bones as a kid from playing a game with my mum where I would have to sneak down the creaky stairs without getting caught or if I got put on the stairs as punishment I would do that (and then she would pay attention to me/play the game). that got me really strong foot bones I think and its the only childhood strong thing that stayed with me except my penis unlike yours
Top shagger chad me
>>220432047Short stumpy legs
>>220431978one of those dingy little run down towns on the outskirts of london where the only things in sight are tower blocks and rows of shops
>>22043204618 for methat's you mogged
Hey remember when that rocket was shooting into space?
that lass was incredibly fit tbfshame i'll never talk to her again if I see her in person
>>220432058Can't stop eating McDonald's double big mac burgers me, they're fucking lush
>>220432075can't win anything me
Just trimmed my beard Certified MOGGER me
>>220432049desmond miles' dad did that to him (I mean the game not bone breaking) I read that in those computer files you hack in black flag
>>220432054this chatGPT message reminded me of today when I was sat on the bus staring at this guy that sort of looked like pokedaxi (very cute) and he looked at me for 2 seconds (jk I looked away, baka!) and turned to the other guy and they started tongue kissing. unrelated but I saw a girl and was playing a game where I see who is out of whos league and the guy was way out of her league to be fair, but it was actually a lesbian couple and the most handsome woman I ever saw
>>220432118Ever thought about fingering your arse
im unbanned :)
>>220432046>>220432075I was 12 when my father died in 2009.
toby
>>220432046Grim, lad. My dad on the right, me on the left at my brother's graduation from Princeton 2007
>>220432139Sorry to hear that
>>220432147rorke saying leftypol touching the handle of the public bathroom and its a little bit wet and he pops a boner
>>220432139Did he die when you told him you were going to start dressing like a woman?
the vino has been opened x
size of that dome piece
>>220432177me too. I wish you were a girl and was here so we could drink together heh
Sacked tranny just casually dropping some lore
>>220432166why do ghanaians look somali
waiting for the discordfu
>>220432187same x
today some random kid said "hiya" to me and I said "hi" and turned away and she said to her friend that I am rude. fucking bitch
little lore drop
little poo drop
Me? Both parents are alive, healthy and love me unconditionally :)
today I gained like 400K XP in Pokemon Go
my dad is also dead :(
was cleaning the gunk underneath my keyboard and a £500 note fell out
>>220432177the springbank 15 has been acquired
>>220432166Your mental mum is proving black doesn't crack
>>220432248>unconditionallyIf it was conditional you'd be fucked.
>>220432262bill gate wouldnt pick it up
more like butt crack
fucking mental this
>>220432256Me and my family
>>220432251Afternoon Mousey hope you're well. seasideMARK is back too :)
>>220432294oh my days look at those fucking creps
>>220432219Randon kid with her mates said hi and I replied "wagwan". Heard them giggling as I walked off
rorke shagging his 10/10 asian gf and then kicking her out of his house so he can play video games undisturbed
>>220432289mental how you dont have a souland youre a goy
>>220432289soulless goy husk
imagining ridiculously narcissistic scenarios in my head again
>>220432166I didn't realise you're black, I thought you were a white guy who had moved out to Africa. Fair enough.
>>220432263corrr I've got a humble laphroag 10 on the go to partake after my wine and probably few premium lagers
Not even 4 o'clock and he's already got the tea on dearie me
>>220432307+2 to your social credit score
>>220432305scr
heatherpaedo, you live in a fucking hovel matebit of cleaning wouldn't kill youvile scrote
This is my last year being obese, have just completed my first clean week in a long time, already lost 7lbs. Come on, any fatties feel free to join me.Shall be ignoring rude or demoralising replies!
>>220432328Thought this too. Not racist but now I don't like him
shiny Bissey spotted oh my goooooooooooooooodddd
think ill give memento (2002) a 6/10trying to put things together as a viewer is fun but its not that compelling plus the payoff wasnt that good
does he even know what goy means?
>>220432372That's amazing Mousey, hope you catch it :)
Remembering that time I bullied a fattie that was trying to lose weight and he monged out at me when he eventually fell off the wagon lmao
gf does fuck all but sleep when shes not working does most of her work with AI and just moans about it all the time, says she hates working and yet complains about the gender pay gap. Drives me absolutely mental.
have yall niggas been catching the Pokemon today? mimicry impostermon?
>>220432377The kind of film where you didn't feel like your time was necessarily wasted, but you don't feel compelled to watch it again ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lu-4zsaHjA
>>220432395when I go back to ignoring you, you will be back at 0 replies and posting for 5 minutes to "see if you get anything" and never do, and youll be back to getting ignored by the thread (none of them care) on yet another dogshit persona, that gets no replies. keep trying to talk to me go on
>>220432377watch the game (1997)
>>220432403bizarre fantasy
>>220432431https://youtu.be/8QUT4hpQbsw?si=iKyBhiOaop13FSKc
>>220432431seen this many times but only just noticed he stops because he sees someone coming
>>220432446Did you catch the Blissey Mousey?
Girl at toil called Lucy but when I talk to her I'm calling her loosey because she is rumoured to have shagged a lot of menHow devilish is that
Must be the only one that remembers the "how do I ge" meme from the early days of 4chan. Feels like a lifetime ago
>>220432459wee shy rorke
>>220432336that's good stuff the quarter cask is probs my fav roaig, but I've heard the 10 cask strength is good too. I've got the spingy ten here too so I'll be doing a little compare and contrast tasting later. 15 is much darker with the additional maturation but I think it will be mainly more olorosso sherry casks in the vatting. slainte lad.
>>220432448was you born in 1997
>>220432446
>>220432480I remember before (you)s and puddi puddi
reminder to r*port the parasite
>>220432487no I was born in 1990
Manchester is well funny. Their voices lol
>>220432427yea thats accurate >>220432448added to the list this is my shortlist for what to watch next the vourdalak (2023)fargo (1996)below (2002)sorcerer (1977)
>>220432521sorcerer and fargo are good
kind of mental that spaki never stopped posting here, a truly deranged individual
>>220432507Mousey Will you be having any Easter eggs over Easter?
>>220432521fargo is good I might watch that when I'm a bit tipsy later
>>220432515Based old timer
nanberg watching AI slop full blastthis is someone who went to Cambridge Uni
Wonder what ever happened to craven and fat cam
do you ever see a fit guy with a girl you dont see but want to so that you can see if hes out of her league? no in a gay way. I think if he was then maybe I would defriend and fuck him to break them up though
went and had the ol' barnet snipped and that lad was right you do just feel better about yourself after. like a new man with a less shit lid
>>220432593good haircut can easily add 2 points to your attractiveness, if you look at incels the common theme is they all have a dead trim
>>220432586saw a Chinese girl pretending to be a mental patient in a hospital bed (somehow they filmed in a hospital I think) and her getting tied to the bed and shit. dont know what the meaning or message about that was. women things or asian shit idk . kinda hot
my gran fell for the daily mail's april fools joke about trump carving his face into mount rushmore ffswriters name was literally an anagram for april fools ffsdumb old cunt
rorke writing every film he's watched in a little notebook
leftypol saying shes 16 you sick fuck rorke
<----------- Start Doing This
Reading that post on Reddit about the girl who's GP missed her early preventable cancer and now she only has a week left to live
>>220432664thats a freaking dragon
the multivitamin i take makes my piss look radioactiveneon yellowgenuinely wonder if it's even worth it since i'm probably pissing half of it out & putting my kidneys through hell in the process
you ever suck your brothers cock or think about that? boys do (if youre fit), you know
the true cinephile's guide to directors
leftypol paying £10k for a world cup ticket
Mousey shouts out his own 4chan nickname when he cums. Bellows it at the top of his lungs
Replied to someone on twitter saying to vote for him at the next round table after they posted Starmer was a traitor and now all the russian bots are coming after me
>>220432683today my piss basically had no color that is known to us yet. it was like, between gold and copper. it was one of those pisses where its like the fruit robinsons squeeze caps you put drinks or extra concentrate juice, without mixing
>>220432664I had one of these but he fell off the glass and died
>>220432709and how you would know I do that I mean he does that. does he do that in his sleep or something
doing a listenhttps://youtu.be/u4QreotzB3U?si=GCkH57fOwcBGCmK-
>>220432615nice i will be slightly less ugly
the parasite spreading stories about me againtrue or not its not his business
>>220432632I rate them on IMDB actually
poo squealing
>>220432772fomyeg
samefagging yourself with another dogshit persona then waiting for a bit and posting another dogshit persona and samefagging about it with no persona is craaaazyall day every day 0 replies tho
IT LOOMS https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/ce3d7n10ypyo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_health_of_Jesusthe read
wanking toby off while he sleeps soundly :)
when do the bins go out if they usually go out tomorrow night
oh yeah now that a face has been posted it can get put on the /brit/ legends list, finally why because im unique and special
drinking wine while i toil
what years of birth make you a zillenial, 94-96?
>>220432824WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT SPREAD THAT FUCKING CHEESE YOU IMBECILE
>>220432828:(
breaking into tobys caravan and robbing him of his virginity
nobody replied so I've decided I'll be watching Barry Lyndon (1975). will give you my review in approx 3 hours
ordering a new headset from ITblatt and was sending them an amazon screenshot of the jabra i want was within SECONDS of hitting send when i realised you could see my recently viewed and it was muck like nipple clamps or the like for goon wanks
rorke shooting up a school with airsoft
post the webm
im gonna go fuck someone (female) simply because if I cant cum I am going to stick my thumb in her ass lol
>>220432828him muttering about ponies and mice in his wanked sleep
>>220432885It's sad when Barry is killed at the end and dies in the arms of his loving wife woops spoiler alert
>>220432867I’d funnel loads of drugs into his mouth to make it so he can’t fight back
>>220432693You can safely ignore the opinion of any retard who thinks "pretentious" is a valid criticism. It's like calling something "boring". It says more about you than the work. Very reddit.
are there really people that just eat pasta with a jar of sauceliterally worse than a ready meal
wish I were a top shagger like toby
>>220432885good film one of my favs of kubricks. watch the duellists after
rorke making sure to capitalise the p in Paki
>>220432905
>Tristan Essex says his memories of his nana, Jessie Stockdale, are now "tainted" after funeral director Robert Bush kept her body for five months after her family were told her funeral had taken place.
sup toby
Mousey's wearing his cannabis leaf t-shirt today
>>220432931knew a lass at uni who ate spaghetti with ketchup as a meal
>>220432890did something similar working for some germans, had some tabs about nazis that i was reading for some reason visible
>>220432986Ever… you know?
Fucking mental just how much I love goth girls
>>220432986ever pipe her butt dude?
the parasite again bringing up mouse for no reason
>>220432931they say this but i knew an italian who would eat a jar of pasta sauce with a spoon
that post wasnt me even though its him just seeing if im jerking off right now
>>220433004ye
pawasite
>>220433002One complimented my outfit earlierProbably because we have the same style
The "ever shag her up the arse" gimmick is one of the worst things to ever come out of /brit/
>>220432693Nolan is far better than James Cameron. Avatar is shite. Every Nolan movie I've seen has been very good.
why is youtube asking me to upload my id to watch this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1unZ44ELkit's literally a guy exercising. can someone tell me what is so bad about it?
what about the horses?
>>220432925>>220433052it's a troll image
>>220433045Only really funny when it’s someone you definitely shouldn’t do that to. Like someone’s mum or something
>>220433037Didn't believe what you said when you first mentioned it and I still haven't changed my mind.
toby trying to talk to kids through the school fence
>Every Nolan movie I've seen has been very good.holy pleb
i am gay
>>220433045indian porn-addict gimmick
>>220433045personally think the literal schizo cuckold posting is far far worse but go off I guess queen.
yank /brit/ be like>having a poop butt jerk off
>only viable watch at the kinoplex this weekend is project hail maryno thank you
The Doors are the biggest pleb filter, easily the best band to come out of that milieu, with a completely unique sound and atmosphere. Really characterises the sepulchral elements of the hippy revolution, the rot lurking beneath the flower gardens.
doing a handstand against the wall and showing off my belly
>>220433141It's kino la'
I have a BWC
>>220433141I looked at the listings last week with an eye to going. all total shite.
much prefer this gimmick
>>220433153all music from the 60s is dog poo ladwe don't need to pretend anymore
What happened to the French Mass Effect poster, lads?Did the batarians get him?
>>220433183don't reply to me again, insect
going back in time and inventing the wheelchair but nobody needs it
>>220433098I haven't seen every Nolan movies but the ones I have seen were very good. Actually I didn't really like the ending of Interstellar, the whole tesseract thing, but it was a good movie up to that point.
oh my shitting niggers
My BWC is on the smaller side but it's still a BWC
president Roosevelt got Polio or someshit
The kinoplexThe kinotoriumThe kinodome
>>220433194flummoxed that lummox
creg
>>220433153i only know the one that goes break on through to the other side break on through to the other side break on through to the other side yeah
Imagine a society where we didn't let the disabled live. We'd save a fortune on building accessibilities
>>220433194who's your favourite artist that's around today?
going to have a nice early night tonight and then a well earnt lie in tomorrow. 12 hours of sleep for me then a productive day.
Timestampedbiomass security guard sends an old audit cunt flyinghttps://youtu.be/XTASzd2W0g0?si=kPhp4sRuqh4SZyV5&t=1341
The kinopticonThe kinosseum
>>220433241Your parents will be disabled one day, yankified mong
mum wanting to check the reviews of the radiant dragon chinese but when i type r into google it shows in purple raped avengers so i mash the keyboard on purpose
if black people are more negatively affected by every single disease and living condition and they all die the most even time, then why are they allowed to be alive especially when in Afira they dont starve to death without first world donations, so why pollute humans with those genes
>>220433218FDR had something like that, hence his wheelchair, pic related. I don't think Teddy Roosevelt had anything like that though.
>>220433241
kind gangsta be like its hugs and kisses on sight nigga
>>220433258>kinopticonV good
>>220433209you are probably joking but some people actually have small willy and could read your post and feel hurt by it
>>220433277thats roosevelt
off to go wank in the sun
mine is less "b", more "wc", per se...
>>220433241station a few stops from me have undergone a massive construction project to add lifts for each platform for accessibilitymultiple years, multi million £, destroyed green space, light pollution at night, etc, all to add lifts to one station out of hundreds that don't have thema lot of people hate the idea that it's sometimes just too much to ask to make things accessible to someone whose only means of getting around is a rolling chair
>>220433318SWC, as it were
>>220433254SQUEALING
>>220433325homie
>>220433330too troubling an acronym, shan't think more on it
i don't have any cool pics to postcan someone post some cool pics please
>>220433254well thats assault
I need to go find a gf
>>220433354
>>220433320Hope Green wins so ableist cunts seethe
how are you even supposed to defeat those 6 ft 3 built biomass agents
bus going through the rough part of town and pulls up to a shithole flat. black people get on the bus *rorke chuckles*
Disabled babies should be aborted. Not only are they disgusting to look at but they also cost this country a fortune
>>220433378everyone must agree that there is a limit to what can reasonably be made accessibleyou don't make yourself a good person by pretending to not understand that
how do you spell bwc bee vee see or bee double you see?
>>220433382Buckshot
>>220433382Throw them a banana
>>220433425ROOO! RURURU! RURURURURURUH!
>>220433442scr
>>220433425i shorten it to 'bee dubya'
Forget about it cuhh
>>220433307There were two presidents with the surname of Roosevelt. Franklin Roosevelt is the one who was in a wheelchair. Theodore Roosevelt wasn't, as far as I know.
>>220433382kick to the bollocks and a crisp uppercut to the chin
cockney on art attack undergoing cardiac arrest and everyone just thinks he's just excited to talk about the programme
Do JFs really just lurk this thread, make a single post and don't even bother to reply to any of his (you)s?Just as bizarre as that Indonesian poster who makes the OPs but never contributes to the thread
>>220433442kissu
>>220427632Then it stood on the ball and Spurs was bornThen in 2026 Spurs died, falling through the leagues season after season
>>22043349690% of JF posts are complete and utter dogshit and they usually are just poking fun at some tabloid article
>>220433254state of timmy
nice out innit
rorke in the race war executing an arab but still calling him bossman
>>220433541sunny but coldfake summer
Then it stood on the ball and Spurs was bornThen in 2026 Spurs died, falling through the leagues season after seasonI fought the law and the, law wonI fought the law and the law won
>>220433541remember these glasses were the coolest thing ever in 2016
you ever shagged her up the arse?
any lads here shagging escorts this Easter weekend?
>>220433537he's a 70 year old man
>>220433556yeah no shit its AI
>>220433556just bloody irresponsible, this
If Gen Z are zoomers, then what will Gen Alpha be called? Alphas? Alphies? Alphoomers?
>>220433566you talk about escorts like it's the football man it's a bit weird
>>220433584skibidies
my favourite escort is tittenham hotsperm
How about them spurs then?
>>220433584The B in Gen-B will stand for Blacked due to them being 70% non-European
dont get hangovers but cant get drunk 2 days in a row. I NEED to pass on my genes even though it would be up to the WOMAN
>>220433591scr can see him now saying "when we got shagged rotten last night" but talking about the escort.
>>220433603hahahaha
>your universal credit appointment has been cancelled, you new one is on June 5th
i fucked an escort once. wrapped the cunt around a lamp post. i also crashed a car. then i fucked it (the car)
>>220433603did you go see a bunch of them then
>>220433630exactly man cunts phoning adultwork asking for a season ticket
>>220433470yeh teddy rode a horse
w**d or p*ssy
>>220433568timothy then
any lads raping their own arse over the bank holiday weekend?
hate when you get to the last few episodes of s6 on a sopranos rewatch its like watching titanic hoping its not gonna sink this time
any lads rubbing dug shite in their eyes on easter sunday x
and there were two called george bush
Giving my girlfriend my ex girlfriends perfume for her birthday so I feel at home
cant see my mates tonight have to see gfberg instead
>>220433701they all away shagging escorts are they
>>220433657howling bet he goes to the away games
>>220433699thats funny but actually be careful (I dont have a gf though) because when she first came to your house she probably stole something you had that was your ex gfs to see how she smells
eating cat shit right off the litter
any lads slamming their balls in the fridge door over easter?
>>220433688sopranos is peak reddit slop
>>220433757yes me
any lads running a gimmick into the ground over the bank holiday weekend?
>>220433815>>220433815>>220433815
go on then get it made you daft cunt
>>220433817yh
