Today's read edition
>Actor Warwick Davis found himself unexpectedly in the tabloids last week as he was spotted out with a new girlfriend following his wife's sad death a couple years back. Davis was apparently unhappy about the coverage, so yesterday he rocked up at reception at the Daily Mail, asking to see the editor. >Reception dutifully called up to the paper, whispering that there was a famous dwarf at reception demanding to talk to someone about a story. >The journalists upstairs rolled their eyes, told them something like "yep, great April Fools". So no-one took any notice of the request.
>>220433825lmao can just imagine him getting all arsey about it
saw some in b&m
anyone moo deng poo peng over easter?
>>220433815sexo
an alpha male never laughs or smiles
week off week work it x4 lush
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>>220433825bet they gave him a whole quarter page spread for the picture
>>220433857bames?
>>220433886screaming imagine hitting him with a dropkick right through all of those baskets
>>220433886*picks him up and rolls him down the aisle like a bowling ball*
Lol chuds gonna chud
>Someone I know just spotted Warwick Davis in boots London Colney and he asked them to reach the top shelf for him
Absolutely screaming at the thought of a fat person getting into a car
Even the disabled or afflicted can be eugenic if they crawl towards the sun with a knife between their teeth.
very problematic littleism in this thread
>>220433953If it were me I’d have picked him up by his ankles, span around on the spot and sent him over the shelves like I were trying to go for gold on the hammer throw
>>220433944>isn't there someone they forgot to ask?
>>220433946hungry hippos fuming
my arse is out
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>>220434018
>>220434039fuckin crying
>>220434020demented. sick. twisted. a danger to society
>>220434037screaming
My favourite Bradley piccy
anyone have that image of the trannard in the 'spoons LOL
>>220433946they made hungry hippos woke ffs
y'all have real immature sense of humor nibbas
>>220434096
leaving warwick davis in my trousers when i put them in the wash
good news lads someone fat and unattractive likes me on hinge
>>220434037Imagine warwick davis in the gas chambers, he’d probably escape through a mouse hole or under the door frame
>>220434115get that uggo tubber shagged
>>220434098You going to reply to yourself with the pic now and samefag it with a load of Bradleys yeah?
>>220434115It's against their terms of service to have two accounts, mate.
>>220434096pride of place in rorke's wank folder
when i talk in real life i get a sore throat and a headache so it's better to not do it
buhraderee warsh
warwick davis hiding from the ss inside a thimble
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>>220434129no I'm gonna booze instead LOL
>>220434130
Gym toil taking too long, some weeks my lifts don’t even move, muscles not really getting bigger. Need to hop on test/sarms before my moment to shine is up lads
>>220434142verbal communication is for the lesser beings
>>220434159they're spot on about weston's i can't lie
>>220434096mental how this counts as a sexual deepfake :/
SS guards sneaking around saying “be vewy vewy quiet… We’re hunting midget”
continuing the generational trauma as i groom my uncle
Makes me cringe my nut off when zoomers pretend that Fortnite is a nostalgic gameGassing it up with memes about twisted towers and all thatSoulless boring game zoomzooms missed out on all the online video games worth playing, barring minecraft
Just woke up from a lovely two hour nap didn’t I lads :3
>>220434098ye its in your camera roll under 'selfie'
>>220434194pmsl
>>220434150should be>baladeree waroshi
what do they call Bradley Walsh in China?"John", LOL
>>220434171just need to eat more and lift harder innit
>>220434197did you get mole sted or somethign
>>220434224screaming pooing and punching myself in the head
need to let bradley walsh know some wronguns are trying to make him a right wing dog whistle. once this gets out 4chan will be gone for good.
Would you become a woman and a bride of an African chief if it means the UK had no immigrants?
>>220434212done that cretin
>>220434208why care you sad little geek
>>220434235deleted my bradley folder when i was sorting out my autism folder so just imagine there is a bradley pic attached
>>220434159mental how some people are okay with their existence in this state
>>220434247leftrypol putting all his fetishes into the markov bot again
>>220434230my nephew molested his uncle, as his did for him
>>220434221The Jews even made a film about the trying to kill 6 million Germans by poisoning water
>>220434235flinging my faeces at the dining table
>>220434247the most heatherpaedo question ever
getting a secret camera so i can record them
>>220434216ブラドリー ワールシュ
>>220434271your nephew his uncle yeah?
>>220434130done me there
>>220434247>fat dyslexic rubbing his belly>"sounds peng"
>>220434159
>>220434302:/
>>220434302praying to God you're talking about a nightcam for badgers behind your house
Just find your bosses links name and his wife's phone number You'll never have to work again
Screaming remembering when Leftypol got btfo on 4 separate occasions earlier. Everyone has their off days I suppose
Getting a camera to record the school playground from my bedroom window
thinking about horses and how cute and nice they would be when im sucking one of them
>>220434410ktim but to report them for noise complaints
>>220434427Hope there's no noise complaints when I have my nefarious ways with them >:)
A UK comedy about a Palestinian and Israeli refugee living in the same migrant hotel
my daughter will hear "off to play mount and blade" the same way my own dad would go off to the shops.mayhaps one day i'll go off to play mount and blade and never return.
how do i tell heathermong and mousenonce apart?
mumberg put cannellini beans instead of chickpeas into the curry
>>220434410public area initdon't wanna be filmed, don't go outthey don't complain about CCTV, do they
>>220434484LMAO what a mong!!! Bless her lil heart!!
>>220434467only one way to ensure this
>>220434467britain 2026 is getting a fine for your raping being too loud
>>220434493you have no clue what you're talking about CCTV's (anything recording nonstop) are subject to different laws, which protect childrenhttps://www.gov.uk/government/publications/domestic-cctv-using-cctv-systems-on-your-property/domestic-cctv-using-cctv-systems-on-your-property
molesting my uncle in view of a cctv camera so he can't report me to anyone
Not heard from rapelad in a while, wonder what he's up to
storm dave is on the way
>>220434554you'll never guess
>>220434493Uh no. It's illegal to have CCTV recording out with your property and CCTV includes any camera recording regularly in a dayExpect a knock at the door
>>220434470get it made
>>220434561IT LOOMS
concerning series of posts
Sir RapeladSir Racismlad
>>220434568>>220434590unbelievably jealous btw atlantic storms are kino and i seethe at the idea of missing out on them. they remind me of molesting my uncle.
>>220434554keeping it quiet. the darkness sets in later now. but the good news is they stay out later now because of the warmer weather :)
Women are repulsed by me but animals seem to like me a lot so it's not all bad
it's pure satire
>>220434475>ree give me attention give me attention
mad how fit they are
you fucked up ridiculum
>>220434554I'm more concerned about heartdiseaselads lack of activity here to be honest
>>220434470would watch
It's borderline paedophile to be attracted to a woman under 35 who hasn't had at least 40 one night stands
it shall be engraved upon your soul
wood watch
not sure why they were given voting rights
pissing down with raincan only mean one thingabdul is bringing me booze and crisps on his ebike
>>220434678Would wood watch wood if wood could watch wood
>>220434257>deleted my bradley folderwhy would you do that
>>220434726this is deliberate engagement bait fatlad
answering the birthday texts while on the shitter
I gained 300-500K XP in Pokemon Go today im pretty confident
>>220434590It's not impacting any inhabited areas
why buy expesnive watch if it looks the same as every other watch and all the mechanical bits are hidden
Reckon if I were ever in the docks for murder or some other dastardly deed, I'd spend the whole time mocking the grieving family. They won't be able to touch me and I'd have them in tears after just a few minutes lmao
i dont have a watch because my wrists are ugly
Really ought to kill myself
reckon if i ever got a nice watch i'd take a series of photos of my hard knob 'wearing' it
Dutch from Breaking Bad was right. We all need money.
Cannot be fucking arsed.
*chuckles softly*Anymore questions?
not a watch man me. i disagree with time as a matter of principle.
feeling quite a bit of FOMO right now
cock rings for horses (I mean actual horses)
>>220434859You lost
>>220434892this is why your family abused and hate you
>>220434786oo youre hard
Horse's rings for cock (mine)
>In 2024, it was revealed that thousands of images of Walsh had been uploaded onto the imageboard website 4chan.>Incredibly, this was the work of one singular poster.
*rings the bell for my dick to be sucked like I have been taught (horse)*
Horse cock for arses (mine)
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>>220434867HOMO more like aha x
getting into the habit of swinging by the pub on the way to the train home from toil. in order to “take the edge off”slippery slope to be on
>>220434975woooow you're such an alcoholic aha i bet you're all tortured and deep likefucking gimp
>>220434726Pretty mad that you're still seething over two articles published over a decade ago, Cody
>>220434959BRADLEY NO
>>220435003don't sign your posts
>>220435003needless hostility
>>220434968hear of missing out? doesn't make any damn sense does it. think before you post next time.
>>220435025done him
>>220434975for a single pintoid or more?
>>220434975I hated my crowded commuter train home so much that I now go out to a nice pub and get a later train home that is quieter and I'm always guaranteed a seat. I'm here right now. :)
love pissing in the toilet and watching my piss diffuse into the water, turning it golden brown
Got into the habit of having no girlfriend ever and I'm 24 and suspected of being gay or having a micro penisBut in fact I simply don't know where to meet the opposite sex
I dont own a horse because I dont have a funny horse name in mind. if I had one, I would have a horse. it would be gods plan
>>220435065for me it's pissing like a racehorse with the door wide open when i'm home alone
>>220434968
set up a routine script to change the name of some files and ended up deleting a whole season on a TV show. anyways
>>220435096Call your horse Marcus AuerliusNobody would expect that.
>>220435065>dark piss
umm
>>220435121have you thought about setting up something to delete your virginity?
>>220435138i did that years ago but keep projecting
>>220435120not racist but when I see that non-white people have feet I understand why people are grossed out by feet
>>220435154And did they ever charge your dad?
>>220435172was watching tranny porn (erica cherry specifically) and out of nowhere the lad goes for her feet and he's clearly just sucking big manly toes and kissing her man feetruined the wank completely
The submissive sbbw gf
>>220435198
just seen alysa liu in holderness road maccas
Most men are cuckolds a priori
>>220435227want to throatfuck her racoon face
>>220435227what was she scranning?
>>220435238yeah well you're not bloody allowed
>>22043524620 chicken nuggetsshe was dipping it into her milkshake thoughruined my erection
>>220435048jd and coke it was normally get a pint but the bar staff were taking forever and had to get something i could drink in 5-10 minutes
>>220435246andy sixx's steamy creamy log
lads i just clocked on. it basically friday rn and on sunday it wont even loom
Sir, there's no response from Alpha Team... It looks like Cheadle has fallen..
>>220435292treating this like my friday night and getting STEAMING
don't like the new easter eggs that are not egg shaped in the slightest in order to give you less choclate
>>220435292
>>220435121>season.>showFOY
heyy
>>220435310yeah I'm thinking mega corrrrrr
Got a long weekend from toil in order to contemplate and celebrate the passion, crucifixion, death, descent and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ
Bloody sun glare on my monitor
i'm a plump little man and i'm here to saythat i love chocolate eggs in a major way
>>220435322So don't buy them mong boy
>>220435322what brand are they
and I like to swim in the dark
england flags broken again
>>220435365other people buy them for me because it's easter
*hollow chocolate flavoured palm oil egg
>>220435391you're going to get banned for that ladjust a warning janny does not take kindly to sharing of personal phone numbers
>beaver
Yes, confirmed. Buckingham Palace has stated King Charles will not issue a dedicated Easter message this year
im friends with a lot of hollywood celebs
>>220435391read that as boner but nah
im possessed by satan
*makes bear noises*
i love to play the victimi love to pass the blame
boomer communism let's go
Incredible moment on BBC Breakfast this morning when Naga asked Charlie when was the last time he saw a beaver
>>220435423>>220435425>>220435432>>220435443Odd as fuck
>>220435340>>220435423weird gay freak nigga has enteredthe chat
>>220435423nice :3 whatever but still would girls are so quirky though desu. its still true though even though im not
in the sewer all alone
eep eep eep
>>220435425Alri Harry Styles
>>220435487(that's my home!)
>>220435499xx
internet currently so slow that images are loading top down like in the dial up days
discord benders are in
>>220435502xx
drinking a green teait’s the drink of philosophers, of the enlightened, of scholars and thinkersit’s the drink of those who have gained a clue.
>>220435461I ask myself the same
>>220435513it's from a song you smelly dollymong schizo
it rainworld shield protection night
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>>220435535im drinking water
>>220435527mental she was secretly a cat this whole time
going to bed now as I am up at 01:30AM to get ready for my 4AM toil shift ok bye x
kate mara giantess
>64 games in the previous world cups>This World Cup will have 72 games in the group stage alone and 104 games overallthis may genuinely kill off the game for good
I regret not getting molested by that horse as a kid more than I do her to be fair. god im such a coward, I wish I werent scared of it at that time. to go on more as well it even got a boner and came up to me. thats so rare I bet
>>220435600kate mara rooney mara necking on
>>220435597my cock as I get pegged from behind by Alysa Liu
>american dwarf
>>220435551stoatcat
>>220435601yanks need all that tv money
circumcising myself with a razor blade
Y'all have pop tarts over there?
>>220435616 making me >>220435597
>>220435601Cam on Uzbekistan, score sam fackin' goals
>>220435624good post
>>220435551abyssinian cats look so coolnever gonna get one though. random shelter cats for me only because that's the standard of man i am
>>220435601and they have to travel all over the place for the games
might get my hair dyed x
>>220435646big hands or small canthis isnt about those other posts though I was just checking because I need the scale for comparison
roughly when will the world cup games be on in BST? will it be sane times?
might gently tug on your hair while i passionately roger your prostate
>>220435698it's not small goddamn it, it's average
right, that's the easter entertainment sorted
how many times have you lads had covid?
>>220435672looks like he cant live without makeup
>>220435672THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN FODENS ZESTY
40 bodycount is low to be honest. if I were a woman it would be a lot more than 40. really think about it, if its 40 at 20 years old and you start shagging at 14 then thats way less than 1 person a month, even if there were 10 months in a year. oh I guess there are repeats, so yeah the bodycount is much higher and I guess then it would bee hm 5 times a week for 4 years (2 years total single) for like 1800 bodycount
>>220435713dont call me Roger
give me one good reason why i shouldn't take antidepressants
>>220435776sybau up paedophile LOL
>>220435712there's a lot starting past midnight. Scotland's first game is 2am. England's group games are 9pm and 10pm
>>220435747once
>>220435777don't understand what he's mean to be doing with this folder of images
>>220435747thrice
>>220435646Nice got any more?
people need to start being racist to americans until they realise they're what's wrong with the world
40 bodycount a year is one person a week (for 6 years), thats once a weekend for example. men do that >>220435800> <16 years old mentioned, pedo pedo pedo pedo youre smoking
>>220435776>girl i've been seeing for a few moths says she had banged 200 men on tinder>i met her on tinder
>>220435797they stopped my willy working so now i need to take separate jew pills to get fully hard and coom
>>220435797Some of them made me pee a lot at night :x but I changed to mirtazapine and that's doing well for me. you may have physical side effects like that or you may be alright first try which is lucky
>>220435802>2am scotland gamesideal for the sesh
tell you what lads is nice is a spoonful of peanut butteror multiple spoonsdon't need to put it on anything or nothin......just pure peanut butter. nice snack thatI know the UK and Europe & whatnot isn't too keen on the PB....but pretty nice
>>220435807>he doesn't print out his memes
so toby would be a total slut if he was a girlinteresting fact..
when I was 14 and still a virgin my stepdad started talking about prostitutes to me with his friends when we was poaching. sorry that you are a virgin and also dont have a dad (you are a failure)
>>220435853does she have a...?
>>220435797someone might have replaced the pills with gay rape pills
two bottles of wine every night for a month. it not right. I should throw the muck away and gain a fucking clue
>>220435853goonbait
>>220435885i accept your apology
spraying sludge everywhere
>>220435885what is poaching?
>>220435876no shit dudelook at how popular I am btw. also how much I talk about sex, or imagine (it is the exact same but with shitting yourself on accident all the time, at like 20) with gays. imagine I was gay
>>220435888cor if only. I wish every medication people got was swapped out for homo rape pills
>>220435892you need to give time for your organs to repair between binges or you will end up in bad trouble
a vile slug like reprobate that lives off goo me
>>220435797You'll just feel like a zombie and your penis won't work and you're better than goy cattle
>>220435629love beet desu
tired of the trannynigga freaks
>>220435948pooey fart arse wank poo arse is all I have to say to that MATE
when I was 14 my mum got the pikey friends she had in the family we were close with to let me drive a truck in their scrapyard and I crashed it, they didnt let me drive there ever again (not even on quadbikes) and im still mad about it. but she also let me drive on this one road every now and then when we went to it, and that was epic
>>220435776>>220435843I don't really get the super high bodycount thing though...because don't they ever find someone they want to stick with for awhile? Like if you're just cycling through men it's like either she's choosing not to bang them again or they just disappear.
>>220435974watch what happens bozo
>>220433815I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is unironically a kino book
when i was 14 it was 2010
when I was 14-5 or someshit I was at the pikeys house and one of the older ones had Pokemon Gold and I was ho-oh and I was like ohhhhhhhhs shittttdddttdt!
penis works fine on antidepressants the problem is the emotionally disconnected orgasm and that it takes ages to cum
>>220436005old ahh beyotch
thoughts?
>>220435996I'll rape you nigger
>>220436005alri
>>220436023based
>>220436028cut to half a bottle of vodka for 8 years
>>220435995because you are just trying to bait me into saying something like, you would find one with lots of means to provide you with things. but if you find a really fit one you would stay, but otherwise, why would you do that? you can also jerk off, you dont always need someone there at the same time
>>220436023still haven't found what's fun about this game :\ that is based though, großgibraltaniums
*leaves thread*
>>220436005when i was 14 it was 2021
>>220436066thats nuts nigga
just got in from toil, not posting until you cunts make a new
>>220436020>>220436036im one of you zoomer bros
>>220436028don't threaten me with a good time
>>220436103queen
>>220436103>there's 2 million of these in australia
>>220436036it wont happen to you because you'll kill yourself before you hit 30
when I was 14 I always dreamt of climbing this really stupid tiny little hill behind some fences and I never did it. at the same time the different places I would hang out as a kid on tree swings until someone probably didnt get hanged there is now a canal
chess starts at -1. if you trade a piece you had to move to do that, which has value. if you take -1 trades (if it starts at 0) all the time when behind you just fall into more of a deficiet
The post count!
>>220434074>>220434074>>220434074
>>220436191what
>>220435310Sir Deep Disher
>>220435777it's the bloody virgin
