pan troglodytes edition
>>220435274fuck OFF
Dogshit zingersCalling all dogshit zingers!
>>220435274Um that's my number
new gfberg has moved on to the "baby talk" stage of the relationshipI find it fucking annoying yet I begrudingly tolerate it due to my habitual arse grabbing nature necessitating consent.Hopefully she gets over this phase pronto.Will keep you abrest of further developments.
>>220435847>>220435952when i took antidepressants previously i think my libido slightly dropped but my dick still worked. and when i stopped the antidepressant my libido went up again. so i guess for me it's not too bothersome.>>220435850yeah there are side effects, like mirtazapine causing tiredness and weight gain. but for some people the side effects might be tolerable if it means the pills are overall improving one's life.
need a cock up my arse
when I was 14 I was playing saints row and for some reason right infront of me a 4 year old got spanked with her pants down and legs above her head
Rorke dancing to the Hotline Miami soundtrack in his boxers
>>220436225fucking corr
Another €254 in the bank for doing nothing. Will get another next week.Nice.
>>220435597Would love to make a lad do this.
guess the race
>>220436221how old are you both
>>220436268200m
https://www.tiktok.com/@crusttheprocess/video/7432332471561129249interesting video this
>>220435274sure sent you a rape threat hun x
alri
>>220436268brown
>>220436262how did you get that?
You're making me very nervous, Richard.
>>220436270she's 24 and I'm 45
>>220436262dividend or bennies?
There’s definitely one autismal 12 year old born in 2013/14 that posts here.Dire thought
>>220436291"Money plese" to the government.
realistically as a girl I would have sex with anyone that gave me the time of day and it would be multiple times a week, because its so easy
>>220436294he feeds on your fear
>>220436312peng
I'm 34 but look younger than all your zoomers. Strange.
No Formula One for over a month.Absolutely raging.
>>220436337
your zoomers, your boomers, your millenials
>>220436331
>>220436350you ever watch Formula E?It's greener.
>>220436369sex woman
pretty gay how all the late teens dancing on tiktok accounts are all same video
>>220436369would love to smash her head in with a mallet
need my arse raped NOW
>>220436369need a skinny bitch like this in my life
16 year old boobs and titties
pooing a nigger out my arse
>>220436369get her willard sucked and her boyhole filled
>>220436430state of that desk, having a spring clean this weekend?x
>>220436445roar
every country should be named like bosnia and herzegovina to encourage countries to share>czechia and slovakia>scotland and england>ireland and wales>netherlands and belgium>germany and poland>latvia and lithuania>estonia and finland>sweden and denmark>norway and faroes>iceland and greenland>france and italy>romania and moldova>spain and portugal>austria and switzerland>turkey and cyprus>ukraine and belarus>greece and bulgaria>armenia and azerbaijan>albania and north macedonia>russia and georgia>slovenia and croatia>serbia and bosnia and herzegovina
Getting (You)s in /brit/ is easy.Watch this.
>>220436445screaming in a chinese baby's face on the train
>>220436471uk and india
>>220436430yes and just a cylinder of runtslop dog food for me chefand hold the elton john
getting oustedgetting hoisted by my own petard
mental how some of you lot have just descended into paedophilia and posting about children what happens when you’re a lonely coomer that spends his entire life on the internet consuming filth
>>220436471jej
>>220436445well that isn't physically possible at all is it? not even a nigger baby can be pooed out of an arse
Doing a little bit of holiday renovation at mum's and discovered granddad was using Wago lever connectors when he updated the lighting circuit back in 2004-2005. The connectors were only introduced in 2003 so they were a brand new thing then.Didn't realise my late grandad stayed on the cutting edge of the handyman game well into his 70s.
>>220436492retard
>>220436447obviously not a tranny is it you blind nonce
>>220436487sc
Heyyyyyyyyyy, heyyyy baby!!!! Oo, aah! I wanna knooooooowwwwwwwwww if you'd be my girl
>>220436506love a wago me, new ones are peng
>>220436506you just learn to do DIY?I feel that's my greatest achilles heel in terms of being a grown up.
>>220436501not inconcievable that he stuffed it up there first to poo it out
>>220436506that's cool
need a good rogering
>>220436552male
hheeeeeeyyy heey cronem. i wanna knowwwwwwwww if you'll shag my girl
>>220436574no, i've seen her roast beef
Michael... and you a battyman too?
>>220436586don't like this
>>220436561you'll never be a woman btw
toil on the morrow
bet her room reeks
gay sex on the morrow
>>220436609it not right>>220436622x
raping my own arse on the morrow
>>220436637i lied. if you have toil on good friday you're a gimp
time to incelrot in my incelbedroom for the next 4 days
>>220436604you will never shag a woman, rorke
>>220436604:)
fat cunts on a new diet proper have meals like this and then wonder why they can't keep it uplmao
gimp toil on the morrow
when I was 14 I ate loads of celery as a snack in general
>>220436661ktim but my incelflat will be wanking and farting a lot
whats the wind like in the top floor of a high rise.
>>220436554Learned a lot in the past two years after buying a house.>>220436560>>220436541Yeah it really is cool, gained a new level of respect for him. He was v. handy though, he worked as a machinist for a toolmaking business.I was expecting ancient junction box hell so the Wagos were a surprise.
off to Mass soon
need them
>>220436739its not a holiday of obligation
off to ass soon
Why must they put palm oil into everything?
>>220436755I know but I want to attend the Mass of the Lord's supper anyway!
>>220436766it's cheap
need a gf yeah im looking for a girlfriend
got the asmr on
>>220436492Do NOT go onto Instagram Reels
>>220436766why would they put good ingredients into goyslop? it's for the goycattle to consume
oh, mimikry cant be used in PvP? im gonna say the Nword
>>220436739>>220436772you have more than enough mass already fattywould be healthier to skip supper for once
>>220436492we've always had nonces but the current batch like spaki and heathernonce are more brazen
that's just the way it is
>Trump threatens to send Iran back to the "stone age"Lmao any American troops there won't make it to a prison
>>220436864actually i'm quite skinny
>>220436854why did they clonk him
>>220436819did a massive wankeroo to gibi earlier involving bum stuff
>>220436854niggas always getting knocked out by large fruits
it's happening againI thought it was over
British boys farting on my face and jiggling their pink nipples at me
Ooh yeah sandwiches for tea team is that gonna be alright with you? Course it is
get the pensions quad locked
>>220436896Mental that the markers actually thought he was about to withdraw A decade later and they still don't know he constantly lies
I started with less and now I have 647 Pokealls and 100+ berries
>>220434074literally me
>>220436913what sangas?
missed the april fools event in pokopia :<
>>220434074hate those cunts
>>220436899dont you mean their pink anuses?
>>220436879can that orange moron finally die
>>220436979is he okay
Why are chimps called troglodytes? They don’t live in caves.
new gfberg has moved on to the "buzz cut" stage of the relationship
im literally thinking about girlfriends again
>>220436979really is beyond time we teach these freaks and their entire species a lesson
>>220436981No, he needs to collapse the American Empire to make Europa 4th world
Justin Fletcher caught doing clown porn as Mr Tumble
>>220437017fetishposting freak
>>220437010careful, monkeyberg asked the same question >>220436979
>>220437017dunno why this gets rorke and leftypol so worked up desu. it's just grim really
might go to 'esco before i get too steaming to cookcan you eat hummus with eggs?
>>220437041You have a full bellyYou are sheltered from war and weatherBeer is likely in your house tooA girlfriend would not be beneficial
really bizarre how they dont have magazines in Canda...and theyre not from Englandu,...dododododo
poo
all you think of lately is getting underneath meall i dream of lately is how to get you underneath me
>>220437062r*port it then and improve your community. or if not that then because it annoys him and these posts get me warned
>>220436979need them bombed into the stone age
>>220437134you are what rejection does to a weak nigga
>>220437093its not even funny how wildly i would pummel his arse
another one had his mind raped aye
>>220437148her.
>>220437128it accepts any answer btw. it's not a real quiz. just a gimmick
>>220437088right then I mean that's just hungry hungry hippos innnit
>>220437064I don’t see him in a cave
>>220437134youre timmy. thats all
>>220437128Gondola
why does my 4chan x via greasemonkey always take a minute to load?
just hired a bicycle paki to deliver me some KFC
>>220437088sup mouldie
>>220437017meanwhile timmy does this
>>220437157lets not delude ourselves here
timmy rubbing his twp through his skinny jeans when he see cronem
I do not fear the man who has been rejected by a thousand women but the man who has been rejected by one woman a thousand times.
from now on i'll say ta instead of thanksyou can't stop me from doing so
stella artois is actually a half decent lagershame that it has a reputation
>>220437202them pakis love those gloves you put on bars to push or sit on shit. saw a woman one today with ones on her pram. biometrics or summat innit
>>220437222scr
>>220437214>no qt brown gfI suffer
>>220437223that's fine actually i don't mind
>>220437202got a big bucket myself last night and spent all day today doing vile shitesworth it though
>>220437222>man who has been rejected by one woman a thousand times.Literally me but probably 20 times
sucking a 1664
>>220437224stella actatwat
rightoff to the shop
>>220437253yeah i thought so
>>220437224on the stella rnits crisp
>>220437284wish that was in my bed and that you was a girl
gay porn dancing in my gay porn bedroom
>>220437212dollymong schizo freak
>>220437311i like how they make decent lager regardless of their shitter reputation
>>220437322
no idea how cfds workbeen on the trading212 practice mode todaylost money on every position, statistically, ive got a 50% chance of being right
stella aftertaste is grim
>>220437202going to do this with loads of ginberg and wineblatt
>dollymongheatherpaedo
stop ignoring me
it's weird how all legal drugs come in drink formlager, matcha, coffeeapart from tobaccoit's like we generally accept drinking as a valid form of ingestion as a species
Cans of stella sort of range between tasting like ambrosia and tasting like mould
>>220437379i'm here love
>>220437379wish you was a girl
Chomp
>>220437224Carlsberg is the only respectable industrially produced lager and that's only by virtue of being the first one that everyone ended up copying. If you're drinking lager you're basically either drinking Carlsberg or offbrand Carlsberg. The species of yeast used for lagers literally used to be called Saccharomyces carlsbergensis until biologists decided they don't like species being named after companies, even if the companies were the ones that isolated them.
I need a girl thats OBSESSED with me et al., stalking and raping me (etc.)
>>220437392me too x
>>220437431you never will be x
>>220437431but you never will be
>>220437424same
>>220437431are you 'umbunny'?
an et al and etc in a one liner is madness
>>220437410>Saccharomyces carlsbergensisman just dropped some DEEP beer lore and i'm here for it
surely you dont need $200 worth of gear to make alcohol out of potatoes
>>220437489There’s an Irish bloke I keep seeing on instagram reels that teaches people how to make alcohol
>>220437451>>220437452>>220437458:)
>>220437158you don't even have to input an answer you can just close it
>>220437424
>>220437511based
all craft lagers are shit because they insist on adding some wank flavour like rosemaryi just want plain lager thanks
need a thick paki bird with succulent breasts ladsremigrate to my bedroom
>>220437528sexo suzukathose girls dont exist in real life. post the full picture or link thoughyou cant be that fit in real life and be innocent>thats anime hurr durrthats stupidsexo suzuka is so fit. fuck you japan!
>>220437284lad you're just lookin too slick innit
>>220437544u ok sweet
>>220437544your bracelet's not clean it made your wrist green!!
>>220437580>>220437587UMhelo
>>220437470A huge amount of chemistry and food science was invented by Carlsberg, including the fucking pH scale.
festival season soon so get in
@mousey what do you think of the employed woman
>>220437623corrr love birds arses
I have already given up on her, the love of my life thoughever
going to have a lovely and productive bank holiday weekend :>
>>220437673bit ominous
remember im not replying to you until you apologise
that post wasnt meshut the fuck up parasite persona. you are also banned from my twitch chat lmao
>>220437489the kit is not cheap even if you diy it and the vapours are dangerous if done incorrectly
>>220437603I learnt about carlsberg export's branding onceThey went in on the targeting of modern professionalsnewfound respect generated for the firm
>>220437721>wah wah wah the wah incorrect wah wah wah dangerous shut the fuck up
>>220437719
any man for an expedition to kamchatka?
so, so hungryhave no food
more like the wank holiday weekend, instead
cobes skittle mead toby edizione
>>220437742try it and then set yourself on fire you idiotic tit
you are banned from osrs wiki and 4chan boo hoo nigga
i got "silence suzuka completionist" award for all G1-G3 trophies
having a bloody massive guffaw over this. a massive scream. more whales should be blown uphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale#Florence_whale
>>220437804blog on
you are banned from my twitch chat because youre a retarded parasitic little retard fuck you / actually kind of hope you are the parasite making a new persona (you are), jesus christ I hope you arent a real person
hey siri, what is a 'battycrease'
>>220437807>Days before the blast, a local explosive expert had purchased a new automobile in a "Get a Whale of a Deal" promotion. >It was damaged by a chunk of falling blubber
Gonna have to get myself down b&q in the morning with all the other middle aged lads, got to get out there with the lawnmower too. Busy bank hols for me.
>>220437825but you don't even stream anymore,,
>>220437835here is your scarab
>>220437807they should have blown it down not up
any tins for the win?
no-one:rorke:elton john:sacked tranny:ziedy: meesa love deepthroating cronem batonheatherpaedo: sup mouldie
No offense but I cringe whenever I see a British otaku.
.
screaming out me arse
uni housemate was a rugby player and used to get dressed up as a woman for a laugh including underwear and go out like thatseems a bit gay in hindsight
mad how time just bloody disappears when you're a NEET. what's that about then
>>220437623>Glastonbury takes a scheduled "fallow year" roughly every five years to allow the land at Worthy Farm to recover from environmental impact, avoid damaging the working farm, and allow local residents a break. The next, and most recently announced, fallow year is 2026, with the festival set to return in 2027.
>>220437897ummypops
>>220437919I once went out with a group of lads dressed as Mr T. I.e. we had blackface on, bald caps and some ropes spray painted gold. This was 2009ish, looking back on it that was probably too late to be doing shit like that. Hope if I ever run for office the photos don't appear and scupper my campaign.
>>220437947this is a unequivocally a good thingmore opportunity for other (read: smaller and better) festivals to lap up the market for the summer
>run for officeFOY
>>220437947is the weather nice in fagtown, homoville USA?
I'm tired of mutts rebutting us with le paki rape gangs and boat migrants. We gotta do something out this
rorke commissioning porn of himself as a simpsons character fucking Manjula and the one woman from the duff competition episode
>>220438000Build a Time Machine and give the subcontinent to the Portuguese
>.< xx
>>220438059am i gay
>>220437623need a good spanking
>>220438059is employed woman a man
can of thatchers down the hatch and oooooooh it be lush
>>220438059Will I lead an army into the subcontinent to bring extinction to all its wretched inhabitants?
>>220438145love the blood orange one
>>220438059will titch.jpg be posted at 22:04 tonight
once again got no booze for the weekend
>>220438059will it ever get better?
im off the whole long weekend lads and im planning on doing absolute fuckall
my hands have stopped being cold ^-^
who asked
>>220438157Alri Dracula
>>220438059Will I get a gf in 2026
What in clartation is blud on about
Got a Shannon Matthews sex arse under my bed. Keep it quiet.
yeah but storm dave, when will it start to bash?
>>220438373Fucking UM
just finished Barry Lyndon (1975) I will give it an 8/10. really enjoyed it but thought it dragged a bit towards the end>>220432913you cheeky bugger I saw this before I closed /brit/ and thought you'd ruined it>>220432938will watch this at some point
Rorke getting his groove onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>>220438475she found love and is getting nobbed 5 times a day now
Rorke is a real human bean
1968 2001: A Space Odyssey1971 A Clockwork Orange1980 The Shining1999 Eyes Wide Shut
roke
>>220438475mad how nice her growler was
>>220438476being a girl looks so fun
>>220438537I like a bit of hair but that was too much
>>220438475reminder that /brit/ poster visited her and that preciptated her abandonment of this sitehe must have been a grade A sperg
nothing better than hot pizza and an ice cold coke
>>220438475seen her hairy growler
get it posted
>>220438537was very mid
>>220438571what 'zza you having la x
>>220438571how did the italians ever deal with no Coca-Cola?? grim grim
>>220438706that thing is evil the devil
>>220438706that not fishe that catberge
>>220438657>>220438657>>220438657cheeky new as it for deeeee lads
>>220438632sosij, ham, onion
yo 4chan is so funreally speaks to a lot of entertainment being the result of HUMANStechnology is almost a secondary consideration 4chan is a really basic website but still has high entertainment value
>>220438475built for average british cock
>>220438537yeah i spaffed to it
