me when i listen to mitski
I'm a bad bitch I'm smoking cigarettes next to the children's basketball court
how is a paperclip hood something i'd doi don't get it
>>220445578you'll always be a fat ugly hairy man
tell this ASSHOLE if he wants to learn how to make my product... he's gotta do it my way... the RIGHT way
this better be the darkest vantablack man i've ever seen or i want a refund. just open the door and see the food bag hovering in the void
genuinely lying here in bed crying thinking about Jesus
Advice to any fat anons: I didn't really have any progress until I started treating my problem like an addiction.Drug addicts go cold turkey, so you obviously can't do that with food (due to the whole 'needing it to live' thing), so I did the next best thing which was having only one meal a day. The long fast between meals was what I needed to break that addiction, the hunger pangs were in my head, I wasn't going to starve.Be careful though that his doesn't make your relationship to food disordered, I made sure that one meal was nutritious and substantial.
>>220445611arent we all??
rorke COC'ing past the ghostfence
>>220445665im not that fat but when i get hungry i get extremely irritable and can't focus
>>220445665Chatgpt told me to keep walking my 4 miles a day and to include more protein in my diet
aff tae bed
>>220445711gn
>>220445675https://voca.ro/1nwvLfiBaivC
>>220445700You do honestly get used to OMAD.
>>220445732horrible post
More protein is good if you're experiencing excessive pain after physical activity which is causing you to avoid it thus resulting in weight gain.
>>220445665Calories in calories out is the only way to lose weight. Fewer people have a problem with maintaining their weight than do losing weight they should lose.
Protein is also high satiety which also potentially reduces the urge to overeat.
non binary pansexual woman on naked attraction
>>220445732nice post>>220445766ironic that morrowind felt like retro gaming playing it seven years after it released, but now oblivion remastered 19 years after release is the most modern elder scrolls in the 15 years since skyrim released
>>220445786I definitely understand the CICO principle, but OMAD is more about the discipline of dieting, getting your head in the right space.
might be altmer atronach timeglass cannon no pussy shit
>>220445784I didn't know this
>>220445805she got rid of the skinny small penis guy firstexpressed surprise that he was uncircumcisedthen got rid of the short arse tattood runt boythere are two ftm trannies still there but she may have eyes for the black guyi'm struggling to tolerate he/her desu
redpill me on kentish town
>>220445931never been
>>220445866Unfortunately many people are misguided by popular phrases such as "no pain no gain" which can cause them to believe that athletes and people who take frequent exercise are constantly in pain when in fact increased protein consumption reduces the pain of muscle repair significantly.
not played skyrim before but my new high powered laptop can handle it
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a disgusting fart.
>>220445964>not played skyrimthat isn't possible
>>220445967why do you like disgusting things?
>>220445913turns out the black guy is a tall dark skinned pajeet i thinkone of the troons is a chink surprisinglyshe's got rid of a 'non-binary' bepenised freak
there's a lad in here who always posts a really good webm whenever he posts, you about lad?
1000 miles in 10 minutes, they're now on their way to the moon. i'm addicted to this
like the earth is so beautiful really
>>220445990IMPORTANT UPDATEShe's got her kit off and she's got enormous tits and a massive arsethe chink woman pretending to be a man has gone
>>220445985my laptop would have melted if i tried. now i got a job and used the money to buy a laptop which can play such games
>>220446027i can see my house from here
>>220446027where are you watching it?
>>220446039i can see it too, put your pants back on please
>>220445987I doubt Emma Watson’s body could produce anything disgusting. She’s too pretty for that.
Drinking a Brewdog Wingman Tropical Storm Double IPA (7.2%)
>>220446038not an excuseyou've had 15 years
>>220446059youtube nasa
>>220446063you just said a disgusting fart
>>220446060there’s nothing to see even with it off
>>220446076Yeah I want it to be absolutely disgusting, vile, pungent, but this is Emma Watson we’re talking about.
>>220446035Conclusion: the pajeet has lost out, he turned out to be offensively zesty.The bird with botched top surgery and no nipples dated our tit monster while dressed as a 10 year old boy and they are now an item. Yes they are both from London.Thank you for reading my live feed.
brown slop man not arrived yet
Just ate a gyro wrap and now going to tuck into some buttered pecan ice cream
>>220446094so why do you like disgusting things?
>>220446087they've got the world's most powerful microscopes
Why do the cities of Reading and Leeds have a shared fesitval
wait that's not the right word. telescopes? idk
this woman in the command centre surreptitiously snacking out of a jar
pakiroo man not arriving
>>220446146I don’t. Only disgusting things from very pretty girls.
>>220446239so you do?
Four day weekend
>>220446015>>220446027I thought they were already on their way to the Moonwhat have they been doing for the past day
How badly fucked are my teeth? Do I have the worse teeth in the thread?
Back from my incel walk in the rain
>>220446278My teeth used to be fucked like that so I got invisalign and they were fixed in about 6 months
>>220446288How was it?
>>220446303Incelous
>>220446268circling the earth in low earth orbit, testing out all their equipment and running other tests for the future landing mission. now they're on trajectory to the moon, lunar flyby will be on monday
>>220446278they're cute
>>220446256it's going to be exhausting
>>220446152DONE HIM>>220446162CORRR, Reading festival, Iron Maiden's maiden festival appearance
>>220446288Dont remember gene kelly singing that
Time to eat the first slice!
>>220446302I had the money to do it a year ago and it didnt even occur to me (I hadn't heard of invisalign yet). Now i'm broke and NEET and don't know what to do.How much did cost you? Was it annoying?
>>220446278Belongs in the big book of british smiles
>>220446344elton carrying that
think my brother knows some colourful characters
>>220446344looks good. mango cheesecake? i made a cheesecake too, for saturday.
love catberg even though he's bloody useless and annoying
>>220446333Why is that
Women should be held in seclusion for the duration of their period
>>220446368Your brother? You mean Moses and the parting of the red cheeks?
>>220446349I honestly cant remember the cost, maybe around 1500? The dentist let me pay in installments, Id just giver him money every two weeks.It was a bit annoying but not too bad, well worth it IMO.
>>220446373
are you actually gay or is it just a bit
I still feel sad about british easterno dyeing eggs the night before no egg hunt in the garden the next morning no easter basketsjust chocolate in an egg shape and movies on tv:(
I bet Emma Watson has a stinky anus.
>>220446407this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen
>>220446417I heard they hide their eggs in the concrete blocks they use to prevent Muslims from committing acts of terror
Get the tomatoes and peppers sownGet the fruit trees mulched and fedGet the potatoes in the groundGet the fucking hardy annuals planted out
>>220446384i'm just being whiny and ungrateful. family lunch tomorrow which will take all day, then friends on saturday, then i'm hosting on sunday. i just wish there was more time to have off
>>220446417My ma used to hide chocolate eggs around the house
>>220446417Doing all those things on Monday. Don't give a shit though, for the kids. I'll be getting pinted with the old man and eating shit loads of lamb
i'll be at church on Monday (and Sunday)Easter isn't about eggs.
Imagine your bollocks being under that rocket when it launched.
>>220446442Ah, i didn't make any commitments to anyone thank fuck. Easter was never a big thing for my family so i didnt plane anything.
>>220446417eating chocolate and watching tv all weekend sounds perfect
>>220446370Nope, lemon. Gives a very nice taste contrast. Filling is cream, mascarpone and white chocolate.
>>220446417Grow up. These things you listed are for children under 10 in America.
might become heterosexual
I would put roses round our door sit in the garden growing potatoes by the score
>>220446370>i made a cheesecake too, for saturdayForgot to ask, what kind/flavour? Mango?
Not a fan of mysogny
>>220446470Gosh that looks amazing
>>220446474deeply confused aren't you
>>220446475can i fuck youdo you shave your bottom xx
>>220446437You are hilariousEverybody, screencap this amazing post
>>220446515not a rebuttal
>>220446495concentrate on the magma chamber
playing cyberpunkits alright
>>220446459Now THAT'S why I come to /brit/
>>220446466smart, you can relax and enjoy the long weekend >>220446470beautiful. sounds lovely and far more special than the plain old cheesecake i made lol. lemon and white chocolate is so delicious
tunehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ByXPJPiPj0w&si=QqWhBHPZ0VngH02-
might give myself a circumcision with nail clippers
>>220446532cwltshc
>>220446531i never shut the fuck up about cyberpunk given the chance, i dont know why it holds such a special place in my heart but getting zonked and playing it throughout lockdown with my new pc was one of the best gaming experiences i have ever hadmust have played the campaign through eight times by now
>>220446492oh no, just plain. i've got strawberry sauce and dulce de leche to serve as people wish
>>220446566I wish I could get into it, it has everything I like in video games but the shooting wasnt great and the weird way all the characters talk pissed me off
>>220446491...and one day, a lawman appearedwith powers of wolf, hawk, puma and bearprotector of peace, distinct man from afarchampion of justice, marshall Bravestarr!
>>220446566nta but it's a great game, genuinely. I fucking loved it. Probably the best game ever, even the dlc was amazing
what happened to that yank who took steroids and roamed around a forest with a claymore sword?
If world war 1 didn't happen whites would have populated Africa at the very least
>>220446566people were way too hyped for it but it turned out better than averageif the sequel is even the same amount of good, it will be one of the best sequels of all timeit's kind of a shame it can't be a direct sequel...unless...
left some problematic messages in the Discord server :\
>>220446618leftypol tearing his hair out at the prospect of Lagos having the same demographics as London, instead of the other way around
>>220446618Crazy to think the population of europe was like 3x more than Africa. Europeans were literally all around the globe.
>>220446645Do you really not get the difference? Are you that dense or simply english?
I'm sorry bae, it was the cortisol talking
>>220446616the rozzers caught him and circumcised him
rorke's hips don't lie, it's almost as if... he was...changed....
>>220446661
>>220446648True but Africa was in the stone age considering the size of Europe its impressive the population of her and her diaspora
>>220446678Leftypol, would you actually shag rorke?
I had to have another slice>>220446504You should make one too! I already convinced one American to make one, how about another?>>220446543>>220446578The white chocolate goes really well with the creamy vanilla filling, adds that extra deliciousness. The lemony taste also works amazing as a taste contrast to the rest. You should try it yourself, adding some melted white chocolate and adding a lemon layer on top is easy.>strawberry sauce and dulce de lecheSounds good, I have been thinking of making a homemade caramel sauce to go with it. Not sure if it would work with the lemon but would probably taste really well with the filling.
Rorke pulling up random cities on wikipedia and checking the demographics
>>220446648africa's population boom was all thanks to european/western technology, farming methods, distribution of crops, and financial and material aid80% of them are alive because of whites and they want reparations lol
>>220446417not what christ died for is it
>>220446696Because of slavery
>>220446696They still rely massively on aid to this day as does the Middle East
uberdem alcohol delivereddragonheart shall now be commenced
>>220446692Id like to but I'm no good at cooking. If you were my blonde swedish bf though..
>>220446711in africa they were the ones that were selling each other (still do in Niger I think)
>>220446657
>>220446765scuhreeeechin
>>220446759HA HAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>220446738>Id like to but I'm no good at cookingIt's extremely easy tho, you can do it. And I'll ignore your faggotry.
homrer bimpnos?
Got the invisalign inshould be done in about 6 months. can't wait to not have to take these things out and put them back every time i have a meal
>>220446776i need your white chocolate cream in my mouth daddy
>>220446692i'll have to try it sometime, i've never done that fluffier style of cheesecake before with mascarpone
Have this general sense of unease, I feel bothered, untethered, and insecure. I wish someone would be nice and hold me
indian man arrived
>>220446807I've never actually done a "proper" cheesecake with cream cheese, I remember my sister making one when I was like 14 and she used Philadelphia cream cheese and I wasn't a huge fan of the taste.When I first started making my own cheesecakes I used ricotta and that was really good so I used that for a few years. At the beginning of this year I found out about mascarpone and decided to try it out, sooo much tastier for cheesecake. This is only the second time I've used it but the creamier taste of mascarpone goes hard.Highly recommend it.
I like how Muslim living room is basically just a room with a carpet where they all mong out on the floorWish I could get away with setting the gaff up like that
>>220446523jealous the Muslims are doing more car terrorism than you guys?
maskapony
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangerEdit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday everEdit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.Edit 5: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!Edit 6: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.Edit 7: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/Edit 8: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.Edit 9: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
Sure showed me mr janman pillock
Hayfever has me on the ropes, eyes are stinging like fuck
>>220446868Mutts will be eternally mindbroken by 9/11, yet never quite clever enough to realize it was probably Israel that did it.
>>220446899ahaha great stuff
Am i shadowbanned? Can you see my posts i'm getting no engagement lately
is anyone there
>>220446921He lives a full life unlike incels on here
>>220446912you need my fingers in your anus quick and in a hurry
>>220446942lol what
>>220446919No mate can't see them
>>220446950Useless cunt
>>220446921has the feet of a 6ft man
Test
>19 Saudi hijackers fly huge jets with precision and turned them into missiles on 9/11Ok1. Arab terrorists have 60 IQ and have never constructed any sophisticated terrorist attacks ever2. Israel did it
I’m going to stick my cock in your ass.
Dogberg running around the house chasing something imaginary
ok eberyone gone bed
Why does 190 post on a saffer flag anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6LkIcMB3oY
>>220447025Dosser I'll give you a toff for that remark
>>2204470530:33
>>220447072vantablack evil nigga scream
was about to report myself to MI5 but then got redirected to the Samaritans LOL
I wish I had a game to play, nothing good on steam
roarign up a niggers anus
To the kind stranger who posted this earlier. Thank you.
>>220447093Why would you report yourself to MI5?>>220447095Play dbd
>>220447103lol
have no reason to continue living
>>220447116Not really my type of game
>>220447103Rockstar vibes.
>>220447139fair enough
sorted out my situation due to implications and matters of the heart. Hope you understand
>>220447135>needs reasons First mistake. Just exist like a wild animal and run on instinct.
d0es t0by wake up s00n
What’s Karl pilkington up to these days. Need him on the telly giving it to the suits
I really do need to just kill myself
>>220447095i have one with over 5000 hours in and i play everyday
>>220447175Doing a bit of DIY around the flat n that
>>220447189What game
livers fucked
>>220447165
cken ell me fackin arse
>>220447208ar nar
>>220447175Was briefly in that detective show with Mark Corrigan lately
>>220447175He had a fallout with ricky gervais
Rorke?Rorke
done me arse in right good an propa
bradley walsh
>>220447205not saying
is there a subgenre of briton who appears to be a deano but is flamboyantly gay and obsessed with the monarchy
>>220447224Ludwig, dickhead
I suspect a faggot amongst you.
ripping poo smoke out the bong
woke up in a bad mood
>>220447240Youre some bollocks
me arse has all gone pete tong
Got the gf on the ropes this morning. Putting foot down and that about getting a dog. This is a cetberg household
cleaning my gooch
>>220447259good, you should on account of what you did to ukraine
uncle dick and auntie fanny
sixpence up me japs eye
arsed it
i'm hereand i'm pissed as fuck
pooey
I am glad I’m not a Jew. I’m glad I’m on Christ’s side, not against him.
>>220446861yeah, philadelphia cream cheese/new york style cheesecake is more tangy and has a much denser texture, people seem to either love it or hate it. someday in my life i will try making those saffron rolls, they're so pretty
>>220447299are you circumcised?
my arse is up on blocks out the front of my house
>>220447306Yes
>>220447245fuck off dua lipa
I’m allowed into whatever bathroom I want
I call em cock cutters
>>220447301cheese cake makes me feel like a big fuck
nhfjunfsahjinafsjinpvfjinpadfjinpdfwjinwdgbnjiobmnjodb
>>220447316fuck it, don't have the heart to mock youyou got done dirty
blardey welsh
>>220447347kahteem
What do we do about the cronem
reckon I'm on a list so I'm just gonna rat out all the other people who I think are on lists
do you think bradley knows about bradleyposting? someone should tell him about it
oil crisis wont affect me i drive an EV
>>220447324just have a little sliver for dessert, then save the rest for stress eating in the middle of the night
Never go full knobhead
New Zealand niggas be like "yis"
>>220447386scream they do!!
>>220447371you got nuclear plants over there?
>>220447385too late
>>220447395No they don't
I get 16 miles to the gallon in my car Im fucked with upcoming oil crisis
it's more like "yeeethsss" isn't it or am i way off
>>220447416No, you're right, they don't.
>>220447321I'm allowed to film women in the lady's shitter because it's gender affirming to my female penis
Bro could have just straight up not attacked Iran
Hey guys so I had a dream last night that I was out and about, and met a group of british dudes and they convinced me to drink with them. They gave me a bottle of what they called "Borgvril" (Im guessing my brains play on the word bovril).It came in a black bottle like picrelated and was basically like rendered animal fat floating on top of a liquor. Imagine bacon grease floating on another liquid. You had to drink the liquor out from under the fat and it was basically disgusting but like a british traditional drink or something.Do you guys have anything like that or am I just genuinely going insane?Thanks for the help, you guys are the only british crowdsourcing I can find to ask this question.
>>220447454sc
Anyone remember the budget Steve Irwin brown guy from New Zealand or is this Mandela affect
>>220447444israel has him by the balls evidently
>>220447454uwotm8
screamhttps://youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4?si=quOgADyW2OGdNwpz
Have scratches all over my glasses but I havent got the money to buy new ones
Did a fart that sounded like a demon escaping a cursed tomb
>>220447499how expensive are glasses over there?
>>220447499i heard if u scratch your gooch and rub the yellow mustard on your lenses the scratches will come right out
>>220447454memory of a past life as a viking in the danelaw. you're supposed to drink the fat, it's fortifying and full of vitamin d
>>220447506Trump cut Americans healthcare to send the money to Israel
>>220447520yea don't care, give numbers
>>220447529I don't wear glasses. I'm not a nerd.
have perfect vision me
Finger your urethra
>>220447454average yank dream
>>220447535>>220447499
>>220447506at least 150 dollars
>>220447544Wasn't me was it
Swing glasses wearers into tree trunks
>>220447540samesies
>>220447556not too bad
The Jews are killing Aryans again
God decided to curse white trannies with poor eyesight requiring spectacles to brand them as nerdy men faking an illness
>>220447563a little boy with glasses is your greatest litterary achievement in decades
need new glasses too but can't decide should I go to a doctor first or should I just go to an optics store. they both have the same testing machines
did you watch last one laughing
>>220447598young sheldon?
am i trans
>>220447606Why arent you on the frontlines in ukraine
>>220447606depends if you need a new a diagnostic or just an adjustment
thats it...i've decided guysim trooning out
benedict cumberbacksackandcrack
>>220447614post bod
>>220447490I have no idea bro
>>220447614live your myth sister
get mumberg shanked
>>220447509Yeah I figured that was the point but I was just confused as fuck
mr smelly
>>220447642this
>>220447614odds=noevens=cut your dick off
the tall big jaw leaf astronaut is going to be talking soon and showing us the inside of the orion capsule, at least i think that's what they said
>>220447642she fit?
>>220447644maybe you were confused because you'd just been taken as a high end slave for the viking leader. hmm have you been reading any online smut for wine aunts lately
generally happy being a man, but I would love to look exactly like dua lip if a genie appeared before me
>>220447653nobody actually does that
>Had a friend with benefits >she was kinda ugly>Wasnt really interested in her at all but I was too nice to break up with her>She asked me to ang out one night and I didnt want to>Texted her that my brother killed himself to get out of it>Never saw her again
>>220447689None of that happened.
>>220447678they have fanny problems and that tho. might get tedious
>>220447681well stop pretending to be a woman when you have a tail then
>>220447700would keep my little penis, which would look more aesthetic on a female body
>Independence campaigner caught with AI-generated indecent images of children>On social media, Connolly described herself as “autistic, lesbian [and] passionate for Scotland leaving the UK and rejoining the EU.”>She also has a personal website which mentions her involvement with Glasgow Prideit's always who you most expect
>>220447710*flicks it*
round my way friend with benefits is just a disabled lad who can help you out of a difficult situation with the dwp
>>220447714Even crippled trannies wank to images of children. Bleak!
That's a man calling himself a lesbian. Look at the other pics of him online.
smite mumstein
>>220447677Typical leaf train of though
>>220447803corr is the woman's breasts jiggling about in zero-g
>>220447741Round your way you use disabled people to defraud the government for more benefits? Let me guess. Glasgow?
>>220447803the lads, as it were
>>220447852>>220447852>>220447852
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>>220448990
