Black to the Moon edition
rorke drinking water loooool
christina koch breasts zero gravity
You can’t force me to put the trolley back
>we're all one people, homo sapienswoke moon mission
I hope we collapse before they put a negro and a woman on the moon, this woke nonsense has to stop
Imagine being in that tiny ass space capsule with a farting Emma Watson.
>>220447899we don't need towe just need to act on the fact that you don't (dogs and blacks don't do it either)
are we doing a moon base then?
>>220447910Poor moon is going to get robbed and also blamed for everything
But seriously though, how tf do they handle farts in that thing?
poo smells lmao
i regret to inform the thread that mousey has passed
Ce que j'ai fait ce soir-làCe qu'elle a dit ce soir-làRéalisant mon espoirJe me lance vers la gloire
Indians can never go to the moon. There would be a poo emergency before they even left the atmosphere.
>>220447931Dogs don’t put their trolley back?
having a silly little smoke
they're all really likeable tbqh
>>220448031Have you ever seen them do it?
>>220448027they're still talking about the toilet issuse with command and it's like the first thing the media keep asking about lol
>>220448027>Saar! There is diarrhea issue with computer console saar. It has redeemed the electronics and is in life support systems
>>220448055Have you ever seen them not?
>>220448074You just know she clogged the bogs right after takeoff.
>>220448074be funny if a turd floated past her mid interview
>>220447938yes, a /brit/ moon base. here's me
>>220448083every time i ever saw a dog it wasn't putting a trolley back at all
just dribbled piss all over the front of my pantshopefully it dries fast
>>220448095a moonbase would make me so happy :D
>>220448074>Christina, we're so proud of you! Can I just ask, have you had a poo yet?
>look at news>see photo of crew >first thoughts are oh theyre even sending blacks to the moon now and i wonder if theyll all rape the woman on the livestreamyou all thought the same yes
Pissing down right now. It's not raining I'm at a gay fisting orgy.
>>220448093Better hope the Indian bloke doesn’t discharge a liquid dump inside the oxygen vat
>>220448121sc
>>220448133they brought the Pajeet fella along in case the toilet system malfunctions, he'll eat all the poo.
>>220448127Fucking atrocious post. See yourself out.
>>220448048nah we've got enough of you
>>220448145Always you replying to my gay posts mutt. I think the lady doth protest too much.
>>220448149never enough
>>220448166How are you not a mutt?
>>220448119it would be very cute
huh
>>220448207hi :3
In the Middle Ages they would hang Jews upside down.
couldn't care less about "space"grow up
>>220448249wish they'd do the same to you malaponte, you boring bastard
i really want to fuck that fitty that complimented my outfit earlierwould chop my own bollocks off for a sniff of her fanny
>>220448230assumed this was a merchant from the thumbnail
>>220448262Not Malaponte, not even an anti-Semite, just giving a history lesson to be desu.
>>220448261lighten up, grouchy. space is cute
Listening to moby
are you readyare you ready for rorkeyes I amoh yeah
>>220448294very kissable
I need to read Shamo again
i got bummed in this house once
>>220448410why there
>>220448416dunno that's just where the bloke lived
>>220448410How much a property in UK generally cost?
>>220448422this is a listed building so it costs much more than a regular one
The UK is for the first time majority muslim
Do you reckon Jane Goodall ever fucked one of those monkeys?
rorke playing swans at the family do
>>220448434You just know she tried gesturing the bonobo toward her decrepit snatch
good morning i hate women
>>220448449based
kate bush sex arse
>Pooh Shiesty and Big30 Charged for Kidnapping and Robbing Gucci Mane at Dallas Recording StudioWe now go to the white niggas of /brit/ for their reaction, /brit/?
>>220448482shits mad crazy my slime
>>220448482Wow who would’ve known someone called poo could do something like that
they're still trying to get the toilet all sorted. it does look pretty complicated tbqh
>>220448482guch should have known choppa gang don't play on larry hoover on my stone on everything
my dad is a chad and im not :(
hate this fucking time of day im hungover my stomach is in pain i cant sleep and brit is too slow to distract me from the misery
tracksuit: onstrongbow darkfruit: drunkoasis: played
>>220448482Why you acting like britain doesnt have a nogger problem
>>220448515is your stomach in pain from the alcohol or something else?
I MUST HAVE POOED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIIIMES
having a headache again
>>220448543assume its the alcohol havent had a night off in years to check. it goes away during daytime
>>220448446swans are mint
16 year old girl expressing interest in meGenuinely just have to shoot myself to avoid dealing with thisGoodbye
just came across a S3 clip of Game of Thrones where Joffrey yells at Tywin whilst Cersei and Tyrion are in stunned silencefuck at its peak it really was an 11/10 showsad what happened to it
>>220448572Tywin the GOAT
>>220448482and where's spottemgottem in all this?
>>220448572I'mNotTIRED
'member filthy frank
>>220448594that's the one stupendous stuff
ooh oohh i 'memba
>>220448602genuinely get sad thinking about the early episodes
Why do this?
>>220448637humility
>>220448594sleep tight spongebob
remember when tormund said cock i like it and the hound said bet you do hahaha
Got the AileenSenpai on
thinking about sex
Just got the 23&me back. I'm 100% thoroughbred horse's ass AHAHAHAHAHAHA horselips mirin?
>>220448673is that all you bozos do around here talk about cooze
eating with a knife & rorke
>>220448705About time you hit the hay buddy
That Disturbed version of Sound of Silence is one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever heard
>>220448721waiter, this wine is rorked
>>220448729Kek, yeah it was awful. Kind of funny how bad it was though
>>220448738Whenever I see the 'co-worker music' meme I always laugh because a co-worker literally played it for me thinking it was good. He seemed baffled that I hated it lol
only thing i know about disturbed is that one of them loves israel and i only know that because they got boo'd in dublin last year when they played before megadeth
I will feed “little punch” to a pack of starving Rottweilers
>>220448767*turns out the rottweilers were starved for attention* oh no the kisses haha!
bought a pack of rorke sausages and some rorke tenderloin
OOOH WAH AH AH AH
why don't jamaican men eat pum pum
morning lads
my mum's knees also hurt to the point she's barely able to move around the house fucking hell. whos gonna go buy me food
>>220448807do aussie men eat pum pum?
>>220448810alri
>>220448810'ning sven
I Sucked One Dick a Day For 1 Year… Here’s What Happened
>>220448816mate one of our national snacks is the hateful yeast discharge known as vegemite, of course we eat pum pum
>>220448811WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>220448825don't know what vegemite is :/
>Baby shot dead in pram in New York City
>>220448572They have MY SON
>>220448836Mamdani's New York
>>220448834it's like marmiteactually it might be exactly like marmite, not sure what the difference is
>>220448810And the latest news on Horsebjorg?
>>220448836vax status?
>>220448850ours is passed through a badger, yours through a wallaby
>>220448850don't know what marmite is :/
>>220448857all doing quite well got some new lambs yesterday
>>220448865get it turned into a kebab
>>220448865thought that was a particularly hairy piglet
>>220448865Lamberg
>>220448865how do people eat lambs i dont really feel bad for cows or pigs or umchickens but at least let the lamb get a bit older
Feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Must be awful being in pain 24/7
wish i were a wealthy texan oil tycoon walking around in a cowboy hat and a bolo tie calling everyone "son"
>>220448865This lamb will grow to be an adult and live a long and happy life, right?
>>220448885never ate veal?
>>220448850one of them is made from beer byproduct but I don't remember which one
>>220448807massive willies so dont need to and dont like the idea of licking where another mans willy has been
right well that's me feeling like shit then
>>220448410it's shite bumming a scot
forgot to turn my alarm off haha what a sausage no lie in for me
>>220448917why
>>220448885Lamb and mutton in general is mid don’t know why anyone eats it when beef and pork exists
>>220448921drank too much devil juice
>>220448915men's willies have been everywhere, it's impossible to go your whole life without putting your tongue somewhere a man's willy has been
>>220448894wouldn't know i feel nothing you see
>>220448924lamb is a far more flavoursome meat than beef
>>220448836part and parcel init
>>220448901hopefully
>>220448930... you sipping on that cup of tea?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/204871624/#204873481Commiemong was right again lads
>>220448942pork is better than both
>>220448293Shut up you boring cunt
never kiss a woman. you never know where a woman's mouth has been. except you do
>>220448919nvm that house is in england
love watching the spring lambs frolickingbit sad that they're all destined for the butcher's gun
might become a welsh nationalist.
>>220448981even your mum?
>>220448361bet ur hole self moistens at the thought
>>220448991especially your mum
>>220449025had a stroke, barely recognised her the last time i saw her
why is sword not pronounced sward like sworn
absolutely sickening news to wake up to. Starmer has ruined easter before it even started. facebooks are fuming too and rightly so
Listening to noise rock right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6y56kAEyi8banter
>>220449049He looks like he eats poo with Lindsey Graham the little woofter
>>220449049i buy spanish marmalade anyway
where is catyank
explained to my niece yesterday why she can only see venus close to dawn and dusk and not in the middle of the night and she looked at me like i was speaking klingoncould never be a teacher
>>220449049anyone who uses facebok should be burned for energy
>>220449088>can only see venus close to dawn and dusk and not in the middle of the night... why?
>>220449084
>>220449088ever shag her arse
>>220448894more like being A painhes a societal nuisance
phwoarjust bagged and tagged the poobergdid i not
>>220449109i dont like him because hes the goat. a black man is the best ever at the affluent white mans sport. its shameful
>>220449102because it's close to the sun aint it
>>220449123Stinking bastard
>>220449137thought it was close to women's armpits and all :/
How can we see the moon for 24 hours a day?
>>220449061YOU SEE THAT CATDOWN ON HIS LUCKSEE THAT CATSPENT HIS LAST BUCKWE GOT AN O.D. CATASTROPHEWE GOT A BIG O.D.WE GOT AN O.D. CATASTROPHEYEAH
>>220448865lamburg
me rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICZG33IxtgE
If i spent all the time i spend here and on tiktok watching series i could have seen everything by now
leftypol providing sustained 4-8 healing throughout the dungeon but failing to recuperate the damage dealt by a boss in time which results in a full party wiperorke providing nothing but 0-2 heals with bleed the whole run but saving the party during the boss fight by giving out several 20+ crit heals
need to go the asda todayearly one because no doubt it will be heaving come 9am
>>220449171post tits
Photo of the moon from the International Space Station
>>220449207
>>220449234woah.. makes me think of small and how insignificant my willy actually is…
me and my cat share a single brain cell
>>220449202One of those little highlights that's made travel my whole life, God I love it. Travel. Love it like sooo much tho. But one of those little highlights was one time I was in asda right when it opened in Canterbury and there was an English bloke as they say was in there stocking shelves and that guy was muttering and muttering and saying fucking twat and cunt and hate that cunt hate that twat I should kill her fucking twat
>>220449245well hello lady, drunk are you eh?tall glass of water now and some sleepwhen you wake up, some protein breakfast, you should be fine
Sir, a second F-35 has been shot down.
the sheer power of french rizz on display
not sure what to do todaygoing to make a lasagne that's a given but other than that? the world is very much my oyster
>>220449281wouldn't happen with rafales
>>220449202it's a wank holiday are you sure it's open
>>220449289raining all day heremight go for a rainy incelwalk
im fat and ugly
>>220449296For me? It's the Dassault Mirage IV
>>220449289oyster lasagne, i dare youand make sure /ita/ knows about it
>>220449303yeah asda superstores only close on christmas
the cop
French cooking is decent but adding butter, cream and garlic to everything to make it taste nice isn't exactly rocket science.
>>220449325and yet you couldn't come up with it haha
toil, vivastreet, 40 minute drive for a shag, get a chinese and a bottle of vodka on the way home and spend all night posting here. it lush
>>220449325It just works.
>>220449318based physical media enjoyer
>>220449342>vivastreet, 40 minute drive for a shag,Very nice Is she British?
>>220449318
>>220449342how do you not worry about STDs
You’ve never eaten until you had Nigerian fufu. Just a bunch of Blacks all hanging around sucking rice slop off their fingers whilst shouting at eachother. Thats real dining
>>220449318for me?the 1982 industrial / noise rock album cop by swans
>>220449358he said "get a chinese"
I'd imagine Norwegian girls taste the freshest in the fanois. They look the freshest.
>>220449404nothing wrong with rice slop
>nothing wrong with rice slop
>>220449415used to shag a norwegian bird
>>220449428how was the taste/smell different from British girls?
kek when i was a kidnblacks used to joke about fufu in a racist way about other blacks. like inna "fresh off the boat" kinda way
>>220449440Satan
>>220449442umm every girl is unqiue
>>220449465sus
post the webm, you know the one
>>220449486
you aint lived til you insufflated a womans asshole
don't have a good Friday, have a great Friday
>>220449501done that befote and poo accidentally came out had to run to the loo
>>220449498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5bLT8a_QM
Watching one of those Japanese animes
>>220449522she ruined peep show
>>220449526which one?
>>220449531perhaps, but that scene gave me a stiffy
one of these webms is not like the others
>>220449526don't like animes me
>>220449526you may talk about it now before the larpers wake up
>you will never stick you dick in the Dob
Got some classic aimee mann pumping on the air pods
The Ninth GateComfy film
/brit/:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42P_iYrthM
reckon jesus's mum got free access to heaven even if she was a total cunt in life?wouldn't surprise me, divinity seems like a very nepotistic system
Rare to see a man enjoying a stick of juicy fruit these days. I used to buy juicy fruit, big red. Sticks. Then everyone switched to little army men gum. Loosen up man, have a juicy fruit. It was all 35 cents. I want to say a nickle actually. Pack was a nickle.
i do consider myself a refined valley dude
>>220449650bought some juicy fruit quite on a whim the other day, have to say i regret the purchase and will be sticking to extra henceforth
>>220448410SB mong is that you again?
playing doom eternal after it's been sat in my backlog for yearsheard doom the dark ages is a bit naff
>>220449634foxberg
>>220449706I think the dark ages is more a out partying and blocking attacks with timing, tbf to the Devs they've at least tried to mix up each entry in the doom franchise so it's not stale and boring
>>220449688Gum used to mean something. Now you can get those cupholder gum cups and "yep, won't need to think about gum any time soon, maybe I'll treat myself to an extra extra" and dispose of it in a little napkin. Gum pig. Clean car. Armor all wipes. Extra cup. Rather hang myself.
only intelligent life form in the universe after 14 billion years and wielding information and technology most of humanity could never comprehend and we spend our lives talking about poo and wanking and being addicted to alcohol
>>220449735don't like thinking about how big the universe is because my mind can't comprehend it and begins to overload
I’m here this morning to kindly offer you a sprite cranberry
for me?maoams and/or starburstalso dem strawberry gummy sweets dat look like strawberries from sweet shopand sour stripsphwoarmiss eating dem sweets as a kid
>>220449735umm technology alienatesso no surpriselike within 10-15 years like 40% people will be unemployed coz of a.i.
>>220449797battyman are you
>>220449607there was no character as grim as me in the peep show
fink garn hefta take a hiatus to pooistan
>>220449808or alternatively nothing will happen and the ai bubble will burst when eventually it's accepted that all it can do is help teenagers cheat on coursework and code badly
Right that’s a normal ad is itI will never be able to quit gooning
>>220449842but thats just not truea.i. is already quite good and will only get better quickly
>>220449861women have stomachs anon you're just going to have to live with this fact
here he is
>>220449872the pace of it getting "better" has already slowed to a crawl
'iya :D
so I reckon I’ll be able to start my normal life around 25/26 will that be okay?Will 25/26 year old women be okay dating a guy who’s a virgin
>>220449912but thats not true. and its only recentfing is fink people who underestimate dont see what like top level a.i. can actually dolike you already see in universities a.i. can do a lot of calculations and jobs that you would normally get a postdoc or phd student to doso inevitably whats garn happen is a lot of work probably in all kinds of skilled jobs that used to go to low level employees can now be done by a.i., or ay least youll need a lot less people to so shidd do grunt work
ai wont do shit but if it does thats a good thing and if your job can be replaced by ai you had a meme jew daycare job anywayshow me an ai building a house or fixing potholes or fishing or farming
going to have a poo then pop to sainsburys, you want anything?
>>220449982want you to kill yourself you smelly cunt
>>2204499824 hot cross bum please
>>220449950sorry didn't realise i was interacting with a cretin
>>220449906
>>220450015what's he gonna do with that i wonder
got the grindr on. just been messaged by xToiletSissyBttmx
woke up horny and gooning rn x
Klarna has been paid off I’m free!
I bet grindr is Washington DC is all Republican congressmen wearing ski masks
>>220449861could quit the internet and just read books. there's no porn in books
>>220450039Hate reading tb h
goon your little sissy clitty for daddy<3
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning." The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').
Bruhhh what the fuck do I have to do to get a credit score already
mad how it’s 2026 and apple still have fixed it where you open a website on browser and you click open in app but it doesn’t actually open the app it just takes you to it in the app store mental mad wow
Fucking narcissistic bitch.
>>220450070Trump is a pedophile owned by Israel. He's speed running losing support for his party.
another week no footy this is a joke
de men dem kicky dem checker melon for fem wi men look like em danny malin
angry because he can’t watch the millionaire men kick the football around the pitch is hilarious
>>220450115loads of footy on this weekend
>>220450135Roaring
wasn't even funny
Rorking
>>220450143it's early, isn't much to roar and scream at
state of that
Shouting at the ceiling and asking god why
my willy looks like a balloon that hasn't been blown up
hate when it's a holiday weekend and everyone goes mental at the shopsthey're shut on monday and people start prepping for ww3
Digging poo out of my bum and flinging it at traffic
Shaving my head and running through walls
5 hundred cigarettes
gypsy beggars bring their own change at the start of their shift so there's enough coin to shake about
Shagging a car exhaust in the parking lot of church
You’re supposed to audibly slurp down the oysters to signal to the staff how nice you think they are
>>220450197what sport is this
>>220450284
