houses of the holy edition
well rorke?
I just want a cute English gf not unlike Belle Delphine is that too much to sodding ask!?
>>220450284holy BASED
>Jones is gay Checks out. Source: Wikipedia
>>220450322why are you here if you dont know the basics of british culture fuck off
>>220450299https://youtu.be/Y3cRg9i8t2w?si=hljSIESyL5fMhyDg
got the Motorstorm: Pacific Rift fired up on the ol' proverbial PS3, as it were
>>220450330>the basics of british cultureLike being gay?
I just paid $200 for a full tank. This shit is so ass man. Orange man has to go. No ifs or buts.
>>220450366PS Triple!
>>220450378Mental how /pol/ spent a decade shilling for him
swearing at the cat
>>220450284UM
We hear so much about the Straits of Hormuz, but what about the Gays of Hormuz?
>>220450385Woah buddy
Jimmy Page got some explainin to do if you ask me
>>220450411they're riding the Arabian Penisula
>>220450378a full tank of what
Britain is a country built on Judeo-Christian values
genuinely just treated up abit thinking about how I wont be able to see humanity and all its advances thousands of years from now
>>220450391
>>220450431fucking UM
>>220450459Why are you posting that here?
>>220450441Yeah judeo-capitalism
Bummed a batty lad up the arse to teach him a lesson not to be gay. That ought to fix him.
WHERE THE BASTERDING HELL IS THE GOOD FRIDAY GOOGLE DOODLE
does anybody remember jontron
>>220450459Maybe he's a paedeotrician
>>220450466Because I wanted to
>>220450396I remember.A lot of stuff like pic related will leave a bitter taste in people’s mouths.
get the sexy american moms posted x
>>220450488He was funny
I'd take a bullet for Keir Starmer
Where is storm Dave
All politicians enter office on a wave of goodwill and enthusiasm from the citizens, and leave office hated for the scum they are. No exceptions. Tony Blair would be ripped to shreds if he walked around without body guards.
>>220450512>momsOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Basically lads, Orange Man is Job Trunicht
>>220450512
>Man who assaulted father in Maryburgh threatened to give police AIDS
I NEED to smell her gas.
>>220450568You have AIDS
>>220450396idk how people voted for him after he stabbed his supporters in rhe back after inciting them to riot on January 6th. fair snoigh getting duped by him the first time, but falling for it again? lmao what ever happened to the border wall? lockinf Hillary up?
>>220450503Because you're a paedophile
>>220450482wish we were islamic povertivists instead
paying my respects at the sementary
>fair snoigh
>>220450592There was no riot, the CIA and the police let them all in
>>220450599Righto
>>220450614sounds like an irish protest group
ethel cain posted her knob on instagram and all the girlies saying it looks disgustinghad a look at the pic and it looks like mine - so its over for me i suppose
>>220450633$€
My local Andy's man club shut down because someone was called a poof while crying over their dead grandmother lmao
I fucking hate being Scottish
>her knob
>>220450668jock cunt
an alien invasion would unite the peoples of the world. We would all stand shoulder to shoulder to fight the aliens.
>>220450592Sleepy joe mindbroke millions of people so they decided to vote for a demonic, narcissist pedo instead.If there is a boots on ground invasion, a lot of yanks and their british lapdogs that’ll follow them from behind are going to die.
cant get used to seeing Mark in 4K bit mental really
>>220450679you'd still have some cunt bleating on about how the aliens have just as much right to be here as us
>>220450679Nah, leftypol would just say if we're not sucking their alien dicks then we're racist or something
>>220450679not if the aliens promised to kill all the nons
>>220450696Russian bots on twitter
>>220450691Don't get used to it. He's had 4K cameras before, GoPro and the like, but pawns them off. Reminder that he just nicks these items off doorsteps while dressed as a litter picker. This is why he's bought and 'refunded' like 6 or 7 PS5s at this point. You're not watching him in 4K because he decided to upgrade his kit. You're watching him in 4K because he's stolen some cunt's parcel with a camera in it.
Genuinely though, just how the fuck are we supposed to defeat them?
Literally me
>>220450722Just sit back and wait for the Americans to show up.
a wank and a coffee for brekkie x
Accidentally signed up for a £15 a month credit check subscription that has cost me £60 so far. Asked the company for a refund. They said no. I threatened them with Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, the Consumer Rights Act 2015, the Financial Conduct Authority, the Financial Ombudsman Service, and my bank. They then said yesNever surrender. Always escalate.
>>220450719Baseless accusation. He's just an impulsive buyer who thinks the latest thing is the best
This was the goon back in the day https://youtu.be/zmsYdB-RU3s_UCBN8kpryFUZIz-&t=47
I need a land war between the US and China.
Good Morning Britain talking about these mobs of youths gathering and stripping the shelves of high street stores, but nobody addressing the elephant in the room.
>>220450745>credit check subscription serviceWho is this for? Those with OCD and or paranoid schizophrenia?
>>220450746I seen are Mark filch a 4k cam it were real in me moind see
>>220450722thats my mate Richard
>>220450762>mobs>youthsSeems you are also avoiding the same elephant.
Why are they not even faking the moon landing this time? They're not even trying anymore, they think we're stupid
>>220450751im not watchign that filth
>>220450762lots of outlets are calling them feral which is probably worse than just saying niggers
>>220450762>Kids>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Persons of interest>Lunchtime rowdies>Restaurant patrons>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Hulking schoolboys>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>Monthly credit check All British banks have a legal obligation to provide this for free, you fucking idiot.
mhm yes sport.
>>220450768Yeah probably. I only needed it as a one off thing for my mortgage as recommended by my mortgage advisor. Did not realise it was a subscription trap.
>>220450783For effect
An exuberant gathering of locals
Business idea: a 100% White subsaharan Africa
>>220450800I know, which is why I did not expect to start seeing a subscription get set up. My mortgage advisor told me to use it so I just did it.
I've seen groups of black children surround white people and scream in their face in Buchanan Street, Glasgow.
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia tonight lads
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Naruto: The Last Gender Bender
>>220450842Doesn't surprise me
>>220450762yeah its the tick tocks fault!
>>220450798didn't have none of them muckin about before we had>merchant>banker>lender>currency speculator >activist>NGO ceo >lawyer>diamond trader>rabbi >civil rights watchdog >dual citizenship holder>Holocaust expert>financier
The abundance of gay pornography has been a disaster for the modern male
>>220450804theres somethign rather sexual about this
>>220450804he can poo on his head
>>220450870I just like watching male ballet dancers train and stretch their tight little lithe hairless bodies. Nothing sexual with it luv.
>>220450858>rabbi>lender>lawyer>banker>NGO ceo>merchant>activist>financier>diamond trader>Holocaust expert>currency speculator>civil rights watchdog>dual citizenship holder
>>220450868Yeah I don't see the point in women, very low roi
>>220450904Thanks bong x
I'm racist against Germans. Does that make me the most racist person ever?
>>220450482Capitalism has no religion
>>220450904Not in the right order
Before 2026, a rich elite could always move to Bali as a fail safe option if the poors became too uppity. The current war has broken the illusion of safety. Where will they go now?
>>220450953the moonwhy do you think theyre going back
alri
>>220450592>inciting them to riotNew levels of fascism in today's politics. When Bush handed the elections to his son in 2000, and the democrats pointed it out and people protested the inauguration, was that rioting?It is an affront to the people on whom dictatorships were imposed by the usa to call January 6th either a riot or an attempted coup.
>>220450762that everything's too expensive and life is miserable
>>220450953*Dubai
Chopping my knob off trying to climb the leftist totem pole of victimhood
>>220450696Probably Rorkes, eager to serve a new class system
curious mfs be walking around like >"i have a question"
>>220450719>This is why he's bought and 'refunded' like 6 or 7 PS5s at this point.What does this have to do with nicking cameras from doorsteps?
>>220450696Trounced that freak
>>220450921>>220450937>rabbi>banker>lender>lawyer>activist>financier>NGO ceo>merchant>diamond trader>Holocaust expert>currency speculator>civil rights watchdog>dual citizenship holder
>>220450762More people need to do that honestly.
>>220451021done them
>>220450993why not just tuck it and break my heart?
won't be leaving the house today. there's nothing out there for me
>>220451021Kek. Add:>media tycoon>academic
>kekLMAOLOL bro thinks he's on 2017 /pol/
sir alan sugar posting
>>220451144sc
big fan of the character wario
>>220451140Newfag trying to bully the uncs
>>220451021Ah yes, the swiss
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER GET ON THAT BOATNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER ROWNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER GET OUT OF HERENIGGERNIGGERNIGGER GO GO GO
>>220451140pipe down virgin
Why do they need a dog to watch civil rights
>>220451162>>220451166Rattled
wanking up a storm
>>220451165and to think Paul Dano improvised that scene... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHm-8p7thbk
good morning i love women
melting down my easter egg and putting it on toast
>>220451186it's good friday mate. what you playing at
>>220451197
>>220451195I was posting song lyrics https://youtu.be/_IanIgKC0Eg
>>220451202Is today for easter eggs? Thought it was sunday
>>220451206his cock, it seems
Rorke, I SPECIFICALLY told you to market the company to an inner city demographic. Why are there no hijabis in the adverts?this is unacceptable Rorkeand now I get word you've been harassing my assistant? calling her a foid?you're fired
>>220451215right well she's showing her underwear to the camera so this isn't that accurate now is it
>>220451250Thats just women. Misogynistic attitude. Sort it out
>>220451230long weekend innit
>>220451238Why didnt alan take the reality tv to successful politician pill?
ClassicFM Hall of Fame countdown began 30 minutes ago. Based as fuck
*rolls into the thread*
>>220451288what makes you think he needs to?
>>220451296Ooo classical music cut down massively in duration to fit in tons of adverts, sign me up!
Right then can't stay in bed all day. I'm moving to the settee
>>220451305they messed up that bears habitat to build a rail thing
>>220451339i'm moving to my desk chair
labourrunt cage rattling will continue until morale improves
>they messed up that bears habitat to build a rail thing
Men always have their underpants and builder's crack showing, and no one calls them slags
>>220451357Nice that they put it in braille too
truth nvke
going to play some mass effect this bank holiday weekend
>>220451375The pupils of the eyes?
>>220451400that comic is from before he started adding them
My civil rights watch dog just attacked an elderly man on his way to mass
in bed with a nice cup of tea and the frasier on x
>>220451389fuck them batarians, ladfuck'em good
might pop this on it is Good Friday after all
>>220451375I dont get what its referencing
MERCY
>>220451424i'm going to save the batarians
i have to wait 20 mijnutes for mass effect to download though
>>220451442... pardon?
>>220451372what a pleasant looking young lady she is
>>220451372kill women
>>220451462might have a playthrough of mass effect myself
>>220451439Here you go. Don't forget, you're here forever. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramseyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gz27PhhPs&t=647s
>>220451436Nice hair lad x
chatgpt always fucking up then trying to change the subject
>>220451492Ahh yes i remember this now. Wasnt it some pedo who got obsessed.
cleanerberg broke the bog roll holder off the wall by accident so i have to refix it but it's plasterboard wall and even the special rawlplugs seem to come loose when i try. finding the whole thing surprisingly challenging.
>>220451468have you played dishonored?
>>220451436Bait. But you should
>>220451534paki or polish?
need to buy some more d3
>>220451372>Right then can't stay in bed all day. I'm moving to the setteepeng
>>220451555No powers/ 0 detection or its incredibly simple
>>220451424>>220451424
>>220451565think she's eastern european. she seems quite clumsy desu
>>220451555no, i played mass effect instead
i fucking hate batarians so much
anyone seen any good porn lately
Why are dutch so cruel
his excellencysir dick scoffer
>>220451625found a hot new Scottish pornstar called Samantha Joiner
>>220451583you'd still be save scumming >>220451605I liked mass effect, and dishonored is my other favorite game from that eraLA Noire was alright too
>>220451660she got any good kinky stuff?
>>220451666LA Noire was nice, except i knew who the serial killer was first time i met him.
>>220451631
shall be watching the men kick the ball
>>220451666LA noires story was retarded. It had good ambience but a terrible denouement much like james ellroy books
>It had good ambience but a terrible denouement
feel like I have to see my family at easter but also feels like a waste of a 4 day weekend. would love to just stay at home and do fuck all desu
SKREE SKREE
>>220451739same joke twice in the a threadyep you're getting filtered
>>220451715which men
got the windows openx
going to the chinky supermarket to get stuff to stir fry lateryou lads want anything?
>>220451739*denouements all over your face *
>>220451766yea you people tend to be sensitive haha
when oo hands be warm, but only due ug raging infect of the blood, and the skin, and the nail, and the bone, and the tissue
>>220451781Some frozen gyoza
just read about a lad with his windows open and decided i should open my window as well so now my window is open
>>220451802i also opened my window after windowlads post
Watching the simpsons at the start of my big bank holiday weekend. Nothing any of you cunts can do about it.
>>220451770the blues vs the redsx
Only the old school Gs know about Wankard Pooser.
>>220451781chinese easter egg please mate
>>220451829I've scranned some of those before and they are PROPER grim
>>220451812might watch some star trek, gonna watch some filums later
planning to not leave the flat all weekend, probably not wash and just wank a lot or play vidya
>>220451813that's tomorrow lad no football or "footer" as we footer lads like to call it today
>>220451850looks like the colour of my poo after i've been on the liquid jew, the chemical jew and the takeaway jew on a heavy one
>>220451869WRONG
>>220451877mate that's bloodyou have colon cancer
>>220451882today is friday
>>220451781spring rolls
going back in time to be an incel in the swinging sixties
>>220451851new show got cancelled i heard, i'm sorry :)
>>220451909Yesterday was Thursday tomorrow is Saturday. Gotta get down on Friday.
just trimmed my pubes
>>220451909yeah
>>220451913>an incel in the swinging sixtiesTIME PARADOX
>>220451933i accept your concession
>>220451936The collector
will be putting something naughty in my mouth later
>>220451947You're not even putting any effort into this are you?
>>220451923yeah? don't care. I haven't seen all of tos, next gen or the other ones people like yetx
>>220451958hot cross bum?
pretty sure this french flag is actually a Bangladeshi
>>220451909what the fuuuckkkk how did this happen
>>220451947yeah?
Think I might just die and then come back to life on Monday
>>220451975that's like a real life batarian
did a really nice solid poo earlier but get feeling the job isn't finished so to speak and there's some mess still in my rectum still to slop out
>>220451975french as it gets
kek based
for Good Friday all I want is a run of 9 editions of /brit/ where Mousey makes the threads all about himself I know it's unlikely but one can hope!
>>220451983i already won i'm afraid the matter is now closed
evil bald guy with a capeezio plans his escape
yep, he's been btfo, it's over for him, might as well transition after that ludicrous display
>>220452020fk it who cares western cinema is on the same tier as bollywood stuff at this point anyway
broke my favourite glassreplacement is just slightly too small and i'm having to get up to fill it with water more often than i'm used to
leftypol would have you believe this is fake
>fk it who cares western cinema is on the same tier as bollywood stuff at this point anyway saar
>>220452074this is beautiful
>>220452020give me the ring bastard bitch
the cinemathe kinotoriumthe kinoplexthe kinodrome
>>220452111If you say so
actually crazy how many plans in star wars are based on intentionally throwingtarkin lets the rebels escape, palpatine lets the rebels to land on endor and lets himself get captured on coruscant in ep3, luke lets jabba capture him and surrenders to vader, jedi survivor and nubattlefront campaigns start from the player being intentionally captured to get closer to sensitive data (it's even more bizarre in battlefront because the imperial data was intentionally leaked to rebels and then the imperial protagonist intentionally got herself captured to retrieve it)
today IS friday
turns out it's friday
it friday
windows open for friday
friday? today? many are saying this
i would like to declare i currently have my bum out
>>220452130>uh oh there goes an escape pod>sensors say there's nobody aboard>could be a droid though >oh yeah blast itThe End
>>220452198*plays a little bongo solo on your bum*
>>220452198on a friday?
space poo
*cups my hand by my ear*What's that you say sonny? Fried egg? No thank you young man
>>220452130lucas is a hack
it raining on good friday, it not right
might scratch my leg
ate meat by accident
>>220452074don't like this webm because it reminds me of an ai video I saw on gif with an anime girl dressed as a bee with a giant anal prolapse representing a bee abdomen
>>220452234scratch my ballsx
>>220452232well jesus died, tears in the rain
>>220452246:/
>>220452244wrongun
nothing good about my friday
could wank the willy, the world is my oyster
>>220452271get a coffee in you
>>220452302... you wank to oysters?
leg's itchier than it was before i scratched it. think scratching it might have been a mistake
preparing the new, stay tuned
not had the urge to wank for a number of days what's that about?
>>220452335you've found inner peace
>>220452335hormones
Has anyone seen my chili boots?
poop boner
let me crack
eating a spotted dick
can i crackplease
new should be school girl legs edish
the new might be a bit late
got the window open
mmmm yummy new
how is this allowed
1) It's too early for a new2) You don't deserve one anyway
Business idea: edible labubu
hope the new is a real post and not a cunning ruse linking the old
>>220452386no me i've got the heating on
Had my window open before it was fashionable
simpcity is down
>>220452437Make him a cup of tea and tell him it'll all work out for the best
dunno where the cat's got to
>>220452470>>220452470>>220452470
>>220452442That’s a dinosaur.
220226988
>>220452437works on my machine
