physical graffiti 'dish
evil bald guy with a capeezio plans his escape
Gavin Mcinnes once said that as you get older you start to appreciate the vagina just as much as the tits and the arse. Man, is that the truth. When I was younger, the vagina intimidated me, even grossed me out. Now when I'm with a fit bird one of the FIRST things I want to do is eat the pussy.
just opened the window
window open club reporting inwill have to close it when the wind picks up
rorke is a bop
cody bro lets grab a bite to eat
Let's see what this post is about then>>220226988
just seen a bloke walking his two dogs and they didn't have coats onevil bastard
closed my windows, was getting a bit cold and I have a wank planned
>>220452501righto
>>220452501for me its the arseholelove scranning arse, dont care if she hasnt showered
>>220452501>>220452521cwltshc
>>220452526calm down leftypol
>>220452501kahTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Drunk guy out my window going UGH UGH UGH
what's the best star wars related media?
>>220452544clone wars, tartakovsky
>>220452544
>for me it's the arsehole I wish I could shake your hand (after you wash it, of course.)
>>220452513i cant i'm meeting corey and randy at the mall
I've never had one of those British sausages that you'd often find in a full Englisher. What are they like, are they spiced? Texture?
>>220452544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9VVkwRb_7M
>>220452568i thought he died in the 80s
>>220452584
>>220452575>designed for rumble packremember getting my controller to rumble and having it on my taint while i wanked desu
Watched True Romance again last night. Not quite as good as I remember but still good.
>>220452584they have texture yeah
>>220452603
err I don't think he's allowed to say that
>>220452607Didn’t realize pussies got hairy that early.
configuring sex mods for skyrim
>>220452617why?
>>220452544https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM&pp=ygUNU3RhciB3YXJzIHJhcA%3D%3D
>>220452628derek bollock
>>220452636corrr corrr argonian pussy
>>220452631didn't you finger a 14 year old when you were that age?
when im in charge we'll be violently executing anyone whos written a quippy letterboxd review
long weekend's basically over already
Can you help us find Aubree? Aubree, aged 14, was last seen in Soldiers Point on Thursday, 26 March 2026.
>>220452631you had pubes at 14 didn't you?
is our guy alright?
>>220452501gavin mcinnes the famous fag? that's your idol?
imagine having a zero gravity upside down wank in the toilet on artemis
>Erm this movie has too many yt ppl >I watched this movie with my heckin pupper :3
>>22045269714 going on 44
>>220452697>Aubree, aged 14going on 32?fuck's sake what do you feed them?
>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117>>>/bant/24181117
>>220452656Yeah I mean no I mean not when I was that age.
gavin mcinnes literally shoved a black dildo up his arse on a livestream
>>22045272024 going on 14 if i had my way if you know what i mean
>>220452738ktim
>>220452738triggered, snowflake?
really like playing as an imperial officer in battlefront 2, his voicelines are so inspiring, always feel like charging headfirst into the action to support my troops
*slides into the thread*
rorke going on 24 when he was 14
>>220452631girls have puberty earlier than boysusually starts around 11 or 12 nowso it's not surprising that at 14 she would have pubic hairhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/oct/21/puberty-adolescence-childhood-onset
Hello
>>220452766
girls puberty onset age 11 or 12 adolescence childhood girl pubes
Thread’s gone in a noncey way.
>>220452774wahey here comes trouble
said i would clean the flat today but i've just been wanking to natalie mars feet fetish videos
she’s a cutie
>>220452744
>>220452804scrom
>>220452804*surreptitiously deletes it*
Was about to say I've not seen anyone spamming posts about "rorke" but here he is
abandoning this nonce thread now
Rorke's Google search history
remember when rorke went around burning down 5g towers cause they were spreading covidthis was shortly before he determined covid was a hoax before later determining the vax was going to kill billions
did you ever wank under the desk in school?
girls hit puberty before males, therefore the age of consent should be lowered
rorke pounding his chest and screaming, howling, spraying spittle all over the screen upon seeing himself being made fun of on /brit/, mum evacuating the house and dialing 999
>>220452871no niggawhy am i posting with genuine mentally disabled people
>>220452871i felt myself up at the back of my science class
>>220452876alri mohamed, still doesn't excuse the 6 year old thing
>>220452887she wouldve actually said that as well
Its getting mad out there. The times that make true men are here, are you going to make it?
alice roberts sex arse
>>220452910I like the other one as well, the goth slampig one. Can't recall her name but you know who I mean.
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32XUIKNpxE0
asmr wank on the cards
>>220452908rorke draining lakes and sending RAM prices skyrocketing just to make this video
>>220452939to whomst?
bant thread colonised by weird tranny people ..
early jane leeves...
Did we ever work out why so many white roles are getting cast by non-whites and why gingers are exclusively replaced by black people in media?
sir keir wishes he could be like JVPITER
dhlberg are now OUTSIDE of their stated delivery window they gave me
>>220452977more of a roz man
KWAB
Some yank once said that as you get older you start to appreciate the arsehole just as much as the tits and the arse. Man, is that the truth. When I was younger, the arsehole intimidated me, even grossed me out. Now when I'm with a fit bird one of the FIRST things I want to do is eat the arse.
>>220452945scroar
>comfort food
>>220453018summat wrong with you
>>220453011
>discomfort food
>>220453043waiting for the part where a PMC subcontractor goes rogue and starts marching on DC
Opened my window
>>220453076then pussies out at the last second and gets acked
bish look like a centaur
>>2204529955 em-dashes in a 6 sentence post and the sentence that doesn't contain an em-dash is a direct quote from a human being.some lovely slop there let me gobble that right up gobble gobble I just love AI generated slop
clear your mind leave it all behind :>
>>220453114funny thing about the em dashes is that everyone is now claiming they were using them since 2013 (apparently they had "software" installed that converted -- to —) despite the fact that i can search forums and other places and em dashes were basically non existent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5zebXpO-M
what's rorke's weapon of oppression?
sometimes fantasise about being an ESL living in an anglo country so i could talk shit about locals in my gobbledygook language to a fellow ESL
um dashes
labrador or golden retriever for an incel needing a dog for his incelwalk?
umGPT
got rekt on beer and got told off last night award
>>220453188i walk my little pomeranian :3
>>220453188XL bully to unleash on the foids
>>220453103looks like she has a massive bollock haha
>>220453188labs shed like mad you'll spend half your life hoovering
wish i could still get drunk from beer
>>220453202just looking at their fur it would seem the golden retrievers (left) shed more but i'll take your word for it
reminder to just gas women up in public x
Damn look at all those junior doctors and engineers eager to get their M&S goodies
remember the xl bully ban and people were full on setting up underground railroads to smuggle them
>>220453216most actually intelligent Americans have completely checked out of politicsonly the retards are left on both sides
>>220453232Me dropping farts every time I see a woman in public
>>220453216thats crazy
>>220453232ok>corr your arse looks big today!>phwoar look at those tiddies!>wow mama my peepee is diamonds!
>>220453232gave a girl the dutch oven once, they really don't like it
>>220453232might start doing this on the bus
used to love watching 'bulls get shot on /r/banpitbulls but they seem to have pivoted to "look at this photo of my dead dog killed by a pitbull" the last couple years and really put me off
nicely monged out on the benzos
sosij
discord account got randomly banned
>>220453236you'd have to wait weeks or even months for a toadline and sometimes the bone girths could only be described as hammered or severely pounded
>>220453276randomly yeah
>>220453232Will start telling women I feel like raping them
>>220453264>>220453269>>220453275the three types of Ausposts
Is there a trend of youths storming shops in the UK right now?
>>220453235I wonder why this wasn't happening 10 years ago What changed?
itz only smellz
>>220453305something so based about people causing mayhem like this. feels refreshing in this woke retard world where nothing happens
might start shoplifting until the cost of living crisis relents
second wank of the day complete, time to tidy a room
>>220453319poltrannies fucking love making smug posts with rhetorical questions like this
>>220453335why not become a farmer instead
>>220453305Yeah but don't worry I'm sure it's just a passing fad and not the direction our country is going in for some easily predictable reason
My life is a little bit like a movie at the moment
>>220453348did a proper mucky one earlier feel like i need to go to confession and clear my browsing history
>>220453305theft is decriminalised in the yookay
>>220453305this has been happening in southeast London for years Croydon, Bromley, Pengeit got so bad most of the shopping centres completely banned unaccompanied teenagersbut the news only cared when it hit Clapham
>>220453232>that set is so cute on youWhen I say this I just get arrested.
>>220453354Sorry are we not supposed to wonder why our society is falling apart?
It was happening over 15 years ago though. Recall the basmati rice riots of 2011.
naaah aint no way bromley a real placebrit niggers out here like "cor blimey me old govna just popping down to bromley" and shit hahah
I fixed my life :)
>>220453375It's what happens when you live in a country that isn't yours. You don't care about the natives and think you can just steal and rape because it's not your home.
anyone else ever drink hard liquor while working out?
using alcohol to fix my life problems award
>Sorry are we not supposed to wonder why our society is falling apart?
>>220453399I live there sonmind your gob
>>220453393ah yes, the basmati revolution
>>220453305>Kids>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Persons of interest>Lunchtime rowdies>Restaurant patrons>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Hulking schoolboys>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>>220453393True, I forgot about that. What kicked that off again? Was there a George Floyd type incident or something?
>>220453419Alright captain cook
>>220453393
>>220453417good job lad!
>>220453432when i was younger i'd start drinking during my last sets so by the time i showered and was ready to go out i'd already be drunk
>>220453235It's part and parcel
>>220453399*rapes you up the japseye*
>>220453434Mad how you're getting triggered by basic questions. Why can't you just answer them honestly?
>>220453449blacks learned they could organise things on facebook
>>220453438now that's grim
>>220453470funny how the london subreddit has an automatic post and potential ban when you use this phrase despite it being 100% true that he said it
>>220453480
kiwilad waking up and doing the haka in front of the mirror to hype himself up
>>220453449ostensibly Mark Duggan's death but in reality just a desire to kick off
remember when those blacks stole a laptop from someone on the train station
>>220453319so brexit, enjoying it?
poolad waking up and doing a poo
Englishlad waking up and doing the no culture dance in front of the mirror
>so brexit, enjoying it?
>>220453535No. We voted to stop mass immigration but our government had other ideas.
>>220453497yeah but I can mostly avoid the wogs if I don't go into towneven the deliveroo man round here is white
kiwilad posting bitterly on /brit/ because someones made fun of him
yanks put salted peanuts in dey cocacola
Brexit has literally no effect on anything other than making mongs use Brexit as a way to explain everything.
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia tonight lads.Great sea urchin ceviche.
>take back control>gets the boriswave insteadgoycattle country
America are obliterating the original aryans
>>220453586cope
MY BUM IS ALL ALONEMY BUM IS ALL ALONEMY BUM IS ALL ALONEMY BUM IS ALL ALONEMY BUM IS ALL ALONE
In Brazil, instead of shaving body hair which grows back quickly and creates stubble, they bleach it into a soft-focus golden fuzz that looks especially pretty on tan skin. It’s called banho de lua, or “moon bath.”Sexo or not?
>>220453584it's because they don't wash their hands
>>220453611if you're muslim, you're not white
>>220453630not sure
From the river to the sea the yookay will be brown
>>220453634kek
>>220453621used to ROAR at this when i was youngeri even put some of the lyrics as my MSN name
Fulham Poo
only a 3% payrise take the fuckign PISS
>>220453630dont kow
>>220453649like i care about that homo sporti'm a rugby man and we brilliantly just won the 6 nationstry again, jeffo
>>220453658i got double that on universal credit kek
7 nation armynow there was a choon to say the least, the very least
>>220453692What if you said the most?
poo wanking award
>>220453630Brazilians aren't bleaching their body hair lad it naturally turns light under the sun.
>>220453675I played rugby in college. Started on the wing and ended at #7
>Drag Race star Misua who was set to appear on series dies aged 27
>>2204536783% is 50 quid is £1.50 though
>>220453699rather not say
I would kill you in a heartbeat. I’m that nigga, cold hearted and ravenous.
>>220453651used to go round my mates house to watch it along with the bloodhound gang video and the human beatbox
>>220453722he died of ligmaRIP
>>220453717"nothing in moderation"?
>>220453722rip diva
business idea: fire every single one of the UK's nuclear missiles at southern ireland
>i even put some of the lyrics as my MSN name
one million men marching on paris
>>220453738
Who is Roke
>>220453745ye. Was basically a drinking club plus rugby.
Another found dead with dog sperm in his arseWhy are they like this
>>220453722why do all drag stars die kinda young?I assume they're massive cokeheads
*casts expecto patronum in the thread*
>>220453771it not rightexplains your current gin soaked state
>>220453781need her to pull me off
>>220453780i remember first time i watched harry potter as a 15 year old i got a boner whenever hermione cast a spell
>>220453780*massive silver bear noises*
>>220453354t. brown man with a smelly bum
>>220453780what shape would it form?
>>220453752(8)
>>220453722vaxx status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u473mGnqeo
Australian purple aki
>>220453804probably a lion for me
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/ian/country/gb/start/2026-03-30/imagine ruining your life like this
just fed flatmatebergs catberge some smoked salmon when she popped to he shopsalways gets angry when i give the fella treats
Any Hitleristic socialists in the house?
>>220453823probably not you pompous prick
Listening to TV Girl right now.
>>220452470my dad likes this band
>>220453634I look like a pasty white Jew from Poland
>>220453820fucking hell he's aged 10 years in the few months he's been gone
>>220453825>sheESHUTA?
Done with philosophy. I realise that only you have the answers because life is impressionistic like a painting and only you have the answers to your reality because everyone’s reality is different. There is no real reality so don’t like anyone tell you nothing even if his name is Kant or whatever
paki woman "humour"
remember that lad who posted a screenshot of insta but his profile was in view?
any paki woman life ruiners in
>>220453870just live your life lad don't worry about what it means
>>220453870right? yeah? that so?*turns around and finds somebody else to talk to*
>>220453820Out in his jammies and it lush
>>220453825Arse status?
>>220453824>>220453873qrd?
>>220453820is he legitimately demented? says the same shit over and over>there's always somebody worse off>better than giving it to the bookies>lovely outdoors not stuck in doors
>>220453103Achievable natty?
nigga name Lewisdepartment store ass name
pajeeta and amina are howling at this gimmick
>>220453825you're a horrible roommateanyway, where the salmon at?
>>220453930LOL!! catbergè
>>220453912he doesnt let the atmosphere go stale and awkward
>>220453188Lab/retriever cross
>>220453945confirmed paedo on the botnet
>>220453216>Eternally yours
rorke contra leftypol, a tale of two brits
Drinking water now
>>220453961mong
might do a shit out of my arse, then again... might not.
>>220453961Exsqueeze me?
>>220453979horseberg!
>>220453988the time on your phone
just getting on with life dee lad
>>220452544Lego Star Wars game on PS2
bizarre thread
>>220453982come mate its time to grow up this isnt really that funny or original anymore
no sauces
>>220453995Google time in New Zealand
yeah, think it's time we can the poo gimmicktime to grow up
>>220454008teehee you said "cum"
>>220454024NZ doesnt use a 12-hour clock
*grows*Greetings my trusted associates
>>220454008*shits on your head sucks it back in and shits again*
CAM ON
>>220453716No it doesnt
wanked in the showers in the gym last week
>>220454046s
>>220454037ok
>>220454061Nothing wrong with that
77th brigade won
>>220454061Not nice. Bit gay and serial killerish if im honest
Roke
this place really has died
>>220454061solo or...?
>>220453393PSN outage
>>220454095Blog on
Rorke is coming to skylanders
>>220454113grow up
>12pmright time to get a steam on
>>220454121Grow down
>>220454133i think you have a lot of growing up to do young man
New>>220454146
on the radio they said scottish people hate people from edinburgh because they're too close to england
