York edition
>>220454146York rhymes with Rorke
What's Roke
Rorke
Hydraulic pressing rorke into a thin purée and stuffing him into my elf bar
>>220454124going turkish bath house?
OCD has destroyed his life lmao
>thread starts with one guy spamming about rorke againpathetic
rorkemong on a mad one
You're my babyCome to bed, I'll be your girlLiving for youOh, but you’re living for herI go crazy, see red when she's touching you nowYou're my babyCome to bed, I'll be your girl
>>220454184>>220454188melty melty melty!
>>220454191elton john
>order scran when steaming>dont put leftovers in the fridge because of blackouttoilsad! many such cases
>>220454191LLEJFOI
>>220454200That's a bloke
>>220454188good thing spamming/flooding is against the rules and moderators will take swift action if reported
>>220454198You've been posting this for 10 years m8
Off for a walk my darlings
>>220454229fat girl's hand
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a chronic, long-lasting mental health condition characterized by a cycle of uncontrollable, recurring thoughts (obsessions) and repetitive behaviors or mental acts (compulsions) that a person feels driven to perform
>>220454200the missus
>>220454211clearly not
>>220454200has she ever taken a black dick on camera?
In the context of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), "spamming rorke" refers to a mental or verbal compulsion where an individual uncontrollably repeats specific words, phrases, or prayers to neutralize distressing intrusive thoughts, reduce anxiety, or prevent a feared, "bad" event from occurring.
>>220454200imagine how much cum has drizzled from her cock onto that floor
>>220454238well, it's not a thin girl hand is it
rorke frantically hitting Esc
Mental Rituals: The repetition often happens entirely in the mind, making it a "hidden" compulsion.Neutralizing Distress: Words are repeated to counter negative thoughts—for example, thinking "safe" after an intrusive thought about harm.Magical Thinking: The belief that saying a word or phrase a specific number of times can prevent a catastrophe, such as repeating a "good" word to ensure a loved one remains safe."Just Right" Feeling: Words may be repeated until they feel "correct" or "complete," reducing the discomfort caused by the obsession.
>>220454146That's not York. You tricked us.
>>220454274um
how come you never hear about people who regularly use heroin and have been for years and live completely normal productive lives? surely there must be some out there
People with OCD often experience unwanted, intrusive thoughts (obsessions) that feel like "mental spam"—a poor spam filter for the brain. The act of repeating words (the compulsion) is an attempt to "delete" or "filter" that junk mail, though this often causes more anxiety in the long term.
>>220454200those toes are very suckable
Rorke doing the griddy
>>220454146Isnt that a fire hazard
do you have a dog in this fight?
>>220454304>herointhe 90s are on the line, dork!
hope my series x arrives tomorrow
recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
>>220454200love long legs on a lass me
>>220454349bro playing console in the big 2k26
Hello
well that's just straight up gay porn
easter groyper.png
>>220454363
>>220454364Looking forward to GTA6 are you mr master race?
right that's a bent webm
>>220454363boys will be boys haha
It's all computer
>>220454349>current gen
>>220454363half time quicky with bro
Rorkeeee don't like itUmm the umm postUmm the umm post
might bomb a data center
why are the aussies so bent
Do you mind? Some of us are trying to poo
windberg has increased to the point i have had to close the window
>>220454399Some absolute kino here wish they made a new black
>>220454399got it for the recompatility mostlylooking forward to playing ass creed 1 again
i still use yahoo mail
>>220454424I don't think you can judge the whole country based on one example.
>>220454432time to cook up that bedroom smell
>>220454446>assFOY
>>220454450Hotmail for me
>>220454424I think the sun messes with your head. I'm sure it's why I always turn zesty on holiday
>>220454435>Some absolute kino here wish they made a new blackYour mum is trying her best
>i watch, collect and save a bunch of gay porn .webms to occasionally prank /brit/ with
>>220454380>supporting post Max Payne 3 RockstarGrimmers
>>220454476Fantastic can't wait
>>220454477classic stich up
>>220454483nothing wrong with max payne 3, except the unskippable cutscenes
>>220454477don’t forget posting the missing cuties!!
>>220454483the cope of the centuryback to your hollow knight, homo
/brit/ loses its mind more at gay porn than cp
got a suspicion that the french one who hates batarians and the russian one who hates dogs are actually the same person
only relally play dave the diver me. don't even really do the main mission stuff i just like swimming about catching fish
hope you all have a lovely and productive bank holiday weekend :)
>>220454519no, love dogs me
>>220454514time to grow up and stop spamming porn
>>220454519russian lad always gives me a chuckle
GTA 6 will be WOKE
>>220454519dogsbarkingrussian is an actual bot
remember when deegs would post on fridaysbragging about his "expresso" machine and his relationship with The Big Cat Upstairs
Is it ok if I cheat on my gf if she never finds out
>>220454524Ozempic is God's gift
>>220454524eat a fucking sandwich
>>220454544No
>>220454513Anticipated this reply, consolebabbies have no standards. >>220454503*rapes you*
>>220454524nothing behind those eyes
>>220454543you need to see a doctor young man this isnt normal behaviour
>>220454544kiwilad wtf :(this isn’t like u
is this outfit appropriate for international sea shanties festival 2026?
>>220454380Will 24gb vram be enough to play it? Let's see... Yep that's twice what I'll need to run it at max performance. Assuming it actually comes out on PC. GTA 5 did though
>>220454346>a drug literally designed to eliminate all negative thought and feeling so that all you can experience is complete blisscan't imagine how that could go out of style
>>220454563remembering the old days is ok not everyone has to suppress their memories like you have to
>>220454555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTWNIEi6Ktk&t=21spadum, pum
>>220454583vgp
>>220454514cp gets deleted
>>220454555If you spend more than £250 on a machine to play video games then you're mentally ill. You spend £3000 on a PC to play the same games as I do, only years later
>>220454566It was rhetorical, the guilt would eat me alive and I love my gf
>>220454556thats not a lovely post be nicer
>>220454569would love to scran her shaved guido twat
>>220454595ever take her to see the all blacks?
>>220454583Oooo suggesting he was raped as a child!!
>>220454573Have fun with that in 3 years time lmao
>>220454591How often do you have to buy a new console or get left behind?
watching some tart take a bath on chaturbate
>>220454597ok sorryi like this one
>>220454524visibly dead inside
>>220454591Now you're just being stupid on purpose.
>>220454614Nah, I don’t like the crowds
>>220454624im not spending thousands of pounds on v-sync and extra pixels mate, grow up
looking forward to play bully again
reminder that European women and women of European descent, who have had any sort of sexual or romantic relations with non-Europeans have defiled themselves, and no longer have any worth. we need to name and catalogue these race traitors so that when the race war begins we can go door to door and eliminate them
>>220454631the truth hurts doesnt it? you spend thousands on a machine that has no games (that anyone wants to play)
might take a run out to IKEA
>>220454629love thisx
>>220454622I will. In the meantime I can play pretty much every game that was ever released at max performance and won't need to replace my entire system every new generation. How many consoles have you bought so far?
GTAmongs are the type of people to brag about beta testing on underpowered and overpriced hardware designed to do one thing to a mediocre standard. Bizarre life for some.
>>220454629shes such a cute little baby deer :>>
>>220454661Cope
>the truth hurts doesnt it? think you're both taking this gay little argument a bit seriously lads
farted towards the fan and it blew the odious scent back towards me where it engulfed my nasal passage in a sweet aroma of fecal matter
>>220454672dont know where you're getting this idea that console chads replace their consoles over a cycle mate. The industry is tailored to console platforms, so unlike you i dont need to defrag my hard drive and partition my ram and upgrade to the latest nvidia goy GPU to simply enjoy a video game
making a nice froffee coffee which i am going to suck in front of the footer
said this month i'd get it togetherinstead i'm sitting unwashed, drinking gin and waiting for drugs to arrive to get monged outi've also wanked to tranny feet porn
>>220454692women are stupid, we know
>>220454591Who spends that much on a pc lmao, pc is also multi use, upgradable, pc mods are easier to use than console mods when they even exist, you can get pc games cheaper, do multiple things at once easily, stream to other devices really easily, i used to be a console person for the longest time now I wish I always used a pc, I wouldn't be locked out from my PS3 games because it ylod'd
going out to hopefully see the cute enby barista and maybe they'll spit in my drink a little? just a splash?
>>220454692he can't be THAT desperate for pussy
>>220454698when you're a freak that wasted thousands of pounds on a gaming PC the truth will hurt yeah
why is there football on? it is friday
>>220454720hope so lad
the truth? yeah well i've just made it up and peddled it as common knowledge
>>220454704No pc gamer does any if those things and console players do have to get the new console to play the latest thing
>>220454363Still not removed. janjan asleep at the wheel
>>220454720ask them out
>>220454692what am i coping about? i literally said they're race traitors, which is shown in the webm you posted. are you retarded or just don't understand English? either way i'll rape your mum, slash her throat open and then piss down her gullet
it IS friday isn't it
>>220454707>i've also wanked to tranny feet porn:/
>>220454724>thousands of pounds on a gaming PC2500 at the most desuthey're not that expensive
ah yes he's lying i actually spent £3000 for normal reasons!!
>>220454704>need to defrag my hard drive and partition my ram and upgrade to the latest nvidia goy GPU to simply enjoy a video gameNeither do I, that sounds like a skill issue. The industry is tailored to take advantage of mugs with more money than sense. You're getting rinsed and you're proud of it. Got you wrapped around their little finger haven't they.
>>220454724How much have you spent on consoles and games? Do you have no pc too?
cant stop eating datesfilth those things, full of calories
>>220454757mong
>>220454769£2500 and no GTA 6 release date in sight, whats the point in all this kit when you're playing soy platformers on steam?
>>220454774
very high pollen count today be careful
>>220454754yeah, but if i post "nigger" janberg will come screaming into the thread to give me a 3 day'er, which i will evade before he can even blink
>>220454778help you poo, so they say anyway
>>220454784even when gta 6 comes out it will still be console exclusive and then maybe a year later get ported to pc
spent £900 on a laptop only to use it for /brit/ posting and bradley edits and occasionally play games made 15-30 years ago
>>220454784>and no GTA 6 release datebut RDR2 on all ultra
>>220454773I buy one console per generation, so about 6 or 7 years and it works fine. You're the one wasting money on le latest graphics card from nvidia (cloud ready)
>>220454802well there has certainly been some poo, some poo indeed
>>220454756cant i'm an ugly goblin
>>220454784Why do you think consoles cost less than having a pc
>>220454805what 30 year old games are worth playing?friendberg tried to get me to play fallout 1 and i found it utterly unplayable and it's only a 29 year old game
i'm tired of pretending rorke has a right to exist
>>220454807rdr2 sucks because it's woke and arthur is an insufferable bore. i'm playing rdr1 right now and it's peng lush x
>>220454823Because I have a launch day PS4 from 2013 and it runs games perfectly fine on it including the 60fps games.
hi ^_^
>>220454773don't pcfags have to buy a new $5000 graphics card and upgrade their ram every 2 years otherwise they can't play shit?
spent 1.1k on a gaming PC and all I play is OSRS and Gen 3-5 Pokemon on emulators
>>220454846medal's in the post
>>220454812Nta but pc gamers don't buy the latest best cards lol they're for whales, you can pick when you want from a wide range off options, you can get pretty good cards cheap
>>220454839*coofs* you don't know what you're saying
>>220454825open ttd
>>220454842hey ^.^
i have a mid-range thinkpad and i play OSRS on it and occasionally the sims
>>220454825Emulate metal slug. HEAVY MACHINEGUN
>>220454817bet ur not
>>220454807and nobody to play with because the servers are dead and its not 2018 anymore
sorry but on my £1700 PC I do the following:3d modelcodevideo editphoto edithoard mediaplay 99.9% of games ever released far better than their native platforms ever coulduse it for 10 years minimum
>>220454871>i play OSRS on itwhat level are you x
>>220454817to entice the they/themdem one must pretend to be stuck in a tree
>>220454841How much was it and do you own a pc too>>220454845Lmao
>>220454817ktimKTIM!
back in 2002 i could play sonic on a browser and it was only a 10 year old game at the timeif i tried to play metal gear solid 5 on a browser my computer would explode
spent £70,000 on my PC and use it to draw shapes in MS paint
>>220454876haven't played online since my rocket league days
>>220454899I was born in 2002
>>220454910ok
>>220454879who the fuck cares about photo edit and video edit? Are you an ugly obese woman? oooo 3d modelling i bet you used that for like 5 minutes. Get real, you sit around on /brit/ spamming rorke and poo and bradley and occasionally play hollow knight on steam for an hour
How much do console games cost are they still £40?
peng
did you know you can hire hitmen to rape women
noticing a lot more mullets over recent months
>>220454920Projecting? Show us your brads
got a 4 thousand dollar gaming rig that i use to play swords and sandals, epic battle fantasy, fancy pants adventure, bloons tower defnse 2, sinjid, bubble tanks, yeah
>>220454930>water quality specialistadd it to the list
>>220454805thinkpad?
>>220454925they go 70 now
>>220454930They even control the water supply... Something needs to be done!
i spent £4000 on my pc and co-pilot is my most used applicatoin
>>220454920I make youtube videos showing off what I've used CAD to design and create
>>220454812How many of these do you own? I can play Xbox AND playstation games on a 2 grand rig, without buying both consoles. Do you buy both consoles, or just one and miss out on the rest?
>>220454976no you don't you're a mentally ill schizo freak that spams poo on /brit/
>>220454956Jesus Christ
ok google, let's game
*signals the other french lad*
>>220454965had that installed on my machine but never thought to check what it isa shittier version of chatgpt i imagine
>>220454988I can be both
https://youtu.be/X91tlNV-iV4Gucci Mane kekked Pooh Shiesty big man on roadhttps://youtu.be/DOHBzyi7S9M
>>220455014E
>>220455014nikita, I need you so
still play the ol' PS3 mebeen grinding Gran Turismo 5 lately
>>220455002Claude, draw me this guy's balls
>>220454986Most games are multi-platform so i just buy one console depending on how i feel on release. Ive probably spent in total, £2000 since 2009 on a 360, a PS4 and an Xbox Series S. I guarantee you, you have spent significantly more, for a slightly upgraded experience. You have been taken for a ride, not me.
sucking a huel
>>220455041antisemitism, not on!
>>220455049But you do pay for your games, don't you?
>>220455064Yeah, in total including games its about £2000 in 17 years.
>>220455049Cope on copelord
>>220455076thats you done
cant trust huel anymore, another company sold off to yanks
Thinking back to that time at toil when a young lad told me his first console was a PS3
my first console was a sega mega drive
>>220455089for me, it was the sega megadrive
playing osrs, wanking, and pooing right now
>>220455074How many games is that, break down your costs, how much each console, how much other tech like a laptop or pc, tv
Copestein on a perpendicular today
>>220455074That's not a lot of games.
>>220455049You e already spent more than me on tech with that will be obsolete in 5 years. You can get a secondhand GPU with 24gb vram for about £700. Another £1000 on the rest of the machine, and you've got a pc that will be outperforming consoles 10 years from now, while console kiddies are spending £500 per console their whole life.
Fond memories playing Alundra on my PS1
nap time for me soon
>>220455103You want me to give you an itemised list of all the purchases I've made in the past 17 years? No
>Most games are multi-platformYou mean most triple AAA games which release broken and wokeified?
niggas asking each other for spending breakdowns
why do you care what other men play their games on
>>220455115Torched that virgin like a marshmallow
it's like i'm really on /v/
>>220455121Just the costs of the major things and the number of games, what are you scared of? I can tell you how much I paid for games it's £0
>>220455115Be honest mate you've spent well over £5000 over the same period after getting hoodwinked by nvidia with GPU refresh slop every 6 months.
still playing sonic heroes on the gamecube
shagging baby yoda
>>220455133as long as they kill batarians
>>220455154ok
I'm not a dole dossing ponce so I have a PC and a console for the exclusives
Me? I'm playing Final Fantasy 6 for the PS1 on my PS2.
>>220455133They are stuck in 2006 when the consoles you played on is all that mattered in life
>>220455115not to. mention paying £50-60 squids on the latest game, that or being a subcuck which is about £150 a year.
Rorke has been removed from his posting duties with immediate effect, after evidence of misconduct with a 16 year old boy surfaced
>>220455168And a dusty virginity that you'd never part with
>>220455146LMAO the cope is unreal nobody is upgrading their GPU like that, I've spent like £800 maybe on GPUs my entire life
>>220455154Rockstar Vibes
>>220455144All I see is a scared little boy that hasn't paid for games because you mum and dad paid for them and you were still sucking on your mums tits in 2009
in mass effect 3 do you still need to play the multiplayer to get certain endings
just play solitaire me
i like mario he is nice
>>220455154me
>>220455191no
>>220455182Project on benefits britain
>>220455191not anymore
>>220455190Oh my days you don't know about getting games for free
>>220455184You spent £800 on a GPU? Are you mentally ill? And for what purpose? less jaggies on your skyrim playthrough? You've exposed yourself as the mong here
>>220455191yes
>>220455146Why would I spend more than I just described? £1700 on a pc that's twice as good as the next generation of consoles that hasn't been released yet, but sure I'll just spend another £3,000 on magic beans because I'm retarded? No.
>>220455204>>220455209ok thanks
>>220455213Some people like to play online games with their friends, unlike you.
>>220455217reading comprehension
>>220455217Can you not read? That's a combined cost of everything I spent on GPUs for my entire life
Playing Rise of Nations on my £2000 pc. They don’t make good games now, you see
>>220455220The PC gaming market is full of retards and children, especially continental retards so yeah you're not very good with money and you have pixel autism so you will spend thousands for virtually the same experience as me
All discussion of video games goes on /v/.>>>/v/
>>220455232Lmao you can do that too on pc without paying money you cuck
this is the gayest slappyfight i've witnessed on here in ages and i resent the fact that i must read it (i must)
>>220455232Ever heard of hamachi, LAN?
right lets pack in this virginous computer games talk
I think this guy has aspergers or something
>>220455234>>220455235You know how much I've spent on GPUs in 17 years? £0
quite itchy
>>220455261>>220455263nobody cares how you feel
>>220455268You don't have a GPU in your console?
>>220455274*gives you a scratch*
>>220455268do you have aspergers or something
These niggas playing videogames lmaooooEver touched a football, nerds?
getting on the wine again
>>220455275you're seething! you're lashing out at bystanders! you're pooing yourself!
>>220455280I paid for the console not the GPU. It would be like asking how many tires have I bought over the years for my car when I've had to replace zero and had 3 cars
>>220455292yea on FIFA
>>220455275Consolemugs on a melty and attacking neutrals now.
>>220455287thats you done
Lots of malice and vitriol ITT
feaky
why did i think algorithm has a y in it. and dont say it's because im stupid
>>220455309The gpu is part of the price, a big part
>>220455217Why do you think it would be cheaper to buy a new CPU, hard drive, ram, power supply, graphics card etc, the full system, every time you upgrade? If consoles had cheaper components than PCs then PC gamers would buy consoles and strip them for parts, but nobody does that. Consoles are basically disposable while PCs get upgraded as necessary for the minimum cost.
>>220455298>>220455316thats you both done in
bit tempted to get a nintendo ds and pokemon, my consumer habits are being influenced by /brit/
sir keen karma should remake war bonds
>>220455327you've just got that rhythm in youyou're a musical soul
Had 7 years of tartar build up and black stains on my front teeth scraped and polished off at the dental hygienist yesterday, and now my tongue feels really weird against the back of my lower incisors due to the gaps where the tartar build up used to be
>>220455328i havent had to replace it so its immaterial
the only game you should be playing this weekend
>>220455330>Every time you upgrade LMMMAAAOOOOOOOOOO
>>220455334Cope on big man
>>220455335Just use an emulator
am jesus christ
>>220455330>Why do you think it would be cheaper to buy a new CPU, hard drive, ram, power supply, graphics card etc, the full system, every time you upgrade?Because each generation moves the industry every 7 years so thats when I buy? What a stupid question
Ok guys no more PC talk from me, sorry>>220455335Love my DS, recently imported one from JapanNice purple and white one
>>220455326So this is roke
>>220455347You're so dim you're still spending money on a gpu
Mowing the lawn and shaving my pubes today
im not cute
>>220455326yea...
>>220455375If I buy a car, do I tell people I'm buying an engine and should I explain the price the engine was?
>Mowing the lawn
heading out soon x
he spent £4000 on a PC and he still cant get GTA 6
>>220455252Like I said, I've spent less than you and have been having a far superior experience the entire time, and will continue to do so while you're buying the next 3 generations of consoles that have a limited game collection.
>>220455389The engine is part of the price
My GPU upgrade path was GT970 in 2016 to RTX 2070 Super in 2020, and complete new pc last month with RTX5070I also remember my friend in 2019 telling me to wait for the 30 series to come out in 2020, and then we got hit by the GPU shortage
>>220455406Yeah but I don't know the price of the engine
>>220455400of the closet?
>>220455400where are you off to?
>>220455415you don't know the touch of a woman either
>>220455359ruins the experience though>>220455371sounds lovely what do you like to play
>>220455389You've never bought a car you shutincel
>>220455360thoughts on this lad?
omg all the computer talk my pussy is so dry
>>220455415That's how you get robbedWe know what hardware costs
>>220455426thats you done. no need to lash out, take the L and move on friend.
-_-
>>220455436If the price of the console is £250, and the price of your GPU for your PC is £800, you've been robbed
>>220455409Got a 4080 from a mate for 600 in the middle of the GPU shortage. Sometimes it's good to have mongish friends
>>220455430had a few wankeroos to her before pure filth
>>220455430wish i could shag her
£2000 on three consoles and games is how many games? Like 10? 20?
will there be a new? is it worth it?
the post count, lads...
>>220455460That's one call of duty and one fifa per year
>>220455463not until these two mongs settle their argument and kiss
>>220455447Reading comprehension also a console isn't £250
>>220455424Pokemon and Etrian Odyssey are my go tos
>>220455463I was going to make it but these mongs have been arguing for over half an hour and don't deserve a new
Please be mindful of the post count.
>>220455452>>220455456he went straight for it
>>220455089Fucking hell I was only in year 10 when me and the mates were talking about the upcoming PS3 and getting excited that's it's got a blu ray reader rather than a normal CD-ROM readerObviously you were at the weekend part time toil while you were in school too right?
>RTX 4060
>>220455477Xbox Series S was £250 for me and runs all the games your £4000 lemon can run
Why is the console mong pretending the pc mong spent 800 on one GPU?
>>220455507>>220455507>>220455507
>>220455501Obviously untrue also that's not how much my pc costs lmao
>>220455503you've embarrassed yourself so hard you're still talking about a post earlier in the thread lmfao
>>220455352Are you still on playstation one? No, you upgrade your console. And you buy an entire new system every time. If I ever need more than 24gb vram I'll just replace the graphics card, not the CPU, hard drive, etc. And if a part malfunctions I can replace the part, I don't need a whole new system.>>220455369You're forced to buy a whole new system though. Why buy a new CPU if the one you've got is good for another 10 years? If the CPU suddenly becomes obsolete, I don't buy a new hard drive, graphics card etc to go with it. I just replace what needs replacing. That's obviously going to be miles cheaper.
>[MIMK-273] If I don’t get pregnant in one month, I turn back male. Girlified me teases classmates with panty and boob flashes, ends up as all the boys’ sex relief onahole pet! wtf
