proper mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn

things i ate yesterday making me poo today

christina koch breasts zero gravity

NO

SLEEP

TIL BROOKLYN

any virgin computer gamers in?

>>220455534
Grow up little man

Console mong is being dishonest hmm

Made a peanut butter, strawberry jam and banana sandwich for me lunch

might play some vampire survivors on the 98'' tele

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the lads are fighting

>>220455539
Most women astronauts are practically flat chested for this reason

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at the new, since I'm positive we won't have a decent OP. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

>>220455546
yes me

I hope PC gamers enjoy GTA 6 when it comes out in November this year. I hope they have the hardware ready, their £800 GPUs ready, their TopGoy GTX 9000 (it makes it run faster, you see) and quad core cloud-ready gaming (tm) ready to enjoy GTA 6

I have a 9070

>>220455546
Me

Any grown men playing video games in?

>>220455582
ktim

>>220455560
how old is the bambi black guy now?

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>>220455560
Whoa, ass ahoy.

booting up beetle adventure racing on the n64

hmm yes but do console gamers have the blue LED background lights on their machine? It makes it run faster you see

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>>220455593

Balding, farting and gaming in my smelly bedroom

>>220455574
Oh you're trolling and have been this whole time and you're not mad haha

on the wheels of steel

booting up mario kart ds on my £900 laptop

can we stop this computer chatter and get back to the true brit of black mans penises, poo and rorke posting?

just spent £900 on the latest CPU, its multi-thread you see

Consolemong is seething after being so outrageously btfo last thread. Can't wait for him to post about it all thread.
Oh look he's already started scream
>>220455596

>>220455610
i think i might get some crisps

>>220455598
What kind of freaks make these public comments, 3rd world behaviour.

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>>220455610
TSMT

playing minecraft on my 15 year old thinkpad

right then might get on the stella or the dark fruits

>>220455582
yea me

got some serious goyim fatigue

>>220455618
All I saw in the last thread was you asking for an itemised list of what I spent in 17 years, then you asked how much the GPU was on my £250 console, and somehow you managed to cope about it and thought I spent more than you,m despite you admitting you spent £800 on GPUs alone

>>220455635
hey I made that foden x

>>220455560
nofap isn't looking good lads...

>>220455640
>playing on my 15 year ol-
NONCE

Putting my £800 PS5 Pro up my arse so my boyfriend's sperm can play the new fifa

might have a shower wank, spice things up for the third wank of the day

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>>220455658

>>220455634
mental how someone ejaculated deep in her womb

>>220455629
i've been eating salted nuts more than crisps recently although have some chilli heatwave 'ritos for later

Hey lads, just got back in from shagging the gf in the morning and hanging out with the lads. What's the topic of discussion for today on /brit/?

right so i spent £250 on a console and he's asking me how much just the GPU was.

Then he brags about paying £4000 for a PC and knowing "how much the GPU was", i.e more than I ever did. This man is mentally ill

>>220455688
fact

>>220455657
>>220455688
seethe on mong boy
you were done and dusted, just take the L and pack it in
try again next time

>>220455678
videogames and consoles

Deano doesn't care about all that virgin shite as long as it runs Fifa

>>220455702
how much did you pay for your GPU for your non-GTA ready machine?

>>220455680
he not allowed

>>220455717
take the L and pack it in mate it's a closed case

>>220455657
If you bought three consoles you spent almost 800 on gpus, most of the price of a console is the GPU, and you will have to spend more on the next one, you're still omitting how much you actually spent too, you've spent more than 750 on three consoles

want to buy a gaymen pc, want to play elden ring dlc

trying to sound hard in an argument about viddy games

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Looking at america on google maps look at the size of these gaffs ffs probably cost 400k

What do you know of aliens?

>>220455688
Nobody spent 4000 on a pc here

just closed the window

>>220455729
might as well wear a lanyard around your neck telling people you're a virgin

>>220455724
thats you done

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look at these graphics mate

>>220455750
rude

>>220455753
That's a mirror mate, I'm over here

>>220455740
It's always so surreal when I see my videos posted on here.

>I spent £250 on a console
>yeah but how much was your GPU?
>I dont know?
>pfft, stupid consolebabby, us pcchads knew the price of our £800 GPUs, you were robbed!!

the state of mongs in here lmfao

>>220455729
Do you want pussy?

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corrrr 1080p aitch-dee TV in 2026 that's lush and I mean lush x

>>220455741
could give the bbc bull an entire wing of your house and you'd still have loads of spare rooms

>>220455756
screamo

enby barista called me sweetheart

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Is Artemis a big deal? Explain it to me like I'm me.

>>220455781
Yeah we know how much things cost you just get scammed

don't care about the world cup haha
x

>>220455807
you're in there

Almost 1:30. Should actually go out and start doing things.

>>220455807
got you all flustered, eh?

>>220455789
You stupid fuck.

tonights filmography is network (1976)
>>220455811
kill foids

Consolemong's meltdown is reminding me a bit of one of our resident schizos.

>>220455807
get xim xhagged

>>220455817
love them but think they're afab unfortunately

>>220455814
italy not playing again lol

>>220455813
you're missing the part where I said in total the console cost £250. So the GPU will be much less than that, are you 12 years old?

>>220455825
gonna watch paths of glory me
x

>>220455832
well that's a shame

>>220455766
pls be a girl

>>220455811
>we're going back to the moon
>why? errrr shut up chud

*suspenseful music*
On the ground, Olga picks up the case for the undercover investigation squad
"We're seeing a pattern of him travelling from Suffolk back to Woolie somethingsomething, which is in zone four. It's, uhh, zone one and two travelcard. We're looking at zone three and four avoidance"
The data shows five years of fare avoidance, defrauding the network of almost three and a half thousand pounds

>>220455830
you've been done up like a kipper mate you dont understand basic cost/benefit analysis its over for you

>>220455811
*Rapes you*

>>220455842
So you don't know

spend 1k on my last gpu, 500 hours of elden ring down the hatch

Spent a million pounds on my PC so I can post about rorke at light speed

>>220455825
Might watch Project Hail Mary today or tomorrow. Otherwise maybe Die Hard 4. Possibly Erin Brockovich.

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Do you wish you were real?
Do you feel the way I feel
Like you're never enough?
Do you hide all your tears?
Do you dream the way I dream
Of finding someone to love?

>>220455507
People still use thermis?

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>it's a mako mission

IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE

Spent 4k on my whole setup. That's hardly anything for me you see, pocket change really

>>220455889
I like them

>>220455688
Not that anon, but even if someone did pay £4000 for a PC, that doesn't mean every PC owner paid that much. You can get a PC practically for a few hundred quid if you just want to play older games. As I described earlier, you can get a PC for £1,700 that will be twice as good as the next generation of consoles. Yes, you can pay £10,000 for a PC. You can spend that on consoles and games and steering wheels etc if you want to. That doesn't mean every console owner does that.

If you think you got better value for your £250 by buying a console though, I think you're wrong. I don't know what console is £250, maybe you got a secondhand PS5 or whatever. I'd rather pay 8 times that and build the machine myself for 10 times the experience.

>>220455882
>Project Hail Mary
is that in cinemas only?

>>220455884
Really want to rub my cock against hers.

stole all my pc parts

>>220455855
On the head

>>220455914
get in line

>>220455884
>>220455898
>>220455914
trans freak discord has logged in!

>>220455914
bit gay

>>220455811
>how can I make the first moon mission in over 50 years about myself

FIFA doesn’t exist anymore
Games gone LOL

women? whores.

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any Metroid man in?

>>220455906
are you irish diaspora

>>220455962
No

>>220455959
wanked to her getting blacked

stick a rorke in me I'm bum

>>220455912
I might download it for free and watch it through my projector which is connected to my PC, as is my state of the art sound system.

bum wank

>>220455974
hope the rest of your life is as miserable as your life has been so far :)

All the videogame playing adults have worn themselves out now, bless em.

If you don't own a pc at all you're a captured consumer cannot imagine trying to do things all through apps and and consoles

Arsene Wogler

Jewish radar detection activated

>>220456016
no, still here

Consolenonce meltdown stops and tranny and racebait posts start

>>220456016
Second wind now mate

>>220456019
>boatloads of refugee BBCs just arrived, caught them in my womb

why are you on this website instead of working for Transport for London fare evasion investigations

been so long since i changed my sheets they feel a bit 'crusty' from the morning wanks into them

dreamt i climbed a mountain with my mates then another group of climbers fell off and died then i went back to the mountain later and murdered 3 people and hid them, then there was a water crisis and everyone was dying of thirst so we went to a water plant in the bush but it exploded and burnt everyone alive then i fled on a boat to israel because of the murders and i had a machine gun and was going to use it to do a mass murder, then decided not to then got recruited by a terrorist guy then was getting psychologically tormented to make me stronger then various things occurred

this is his life

>>220456061
for me it's the ambient bum mucus leakage

something just went up my arse

13 hours into the bank holiday and I've still done nothing. Unacceptable behaviour on my part.

Roke

also turned into a woman for the latter half for somereason

>>220456078
yeah there's also poo and poo lube stains ngl

>>220456068
its OCD

>>220456083
what are you meant to do

sex with ms casey from severance

OH SHIT WAS IN CEX THE OTHER WEEK

WHITE RTX 5080

£1400

HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you a woke bloke or a rorke blorke

>>220456086
angel

>>220456102
Loads

>>220456106
It's for whales

>>220456105
post pic

Might have a little cat nap
Do u mind if I do that?

console babbies getting uppity with they nogaemz again?

>>220456129
like what

got my food in the oven
like the actual oven not the air fryer not the grill
the oven

I'm a leftyrorke

just paid 4000 on my new PC for the year, need 120fps for my hollow knight tranny stream

>>220456136
go ahead :)

/brit/ and /v/ linked up

>>220456158
>>220456139
are you going to keep spamming this boring shit all day mate

>>220456155
I will rape and murder you, your parents and your children if you dodge public transit fares timmy-mohammed

>>220456161
Cheers
See u guys later x

going to eat jacket potatoes today i reckon. thanks x

>>220456149
And how much are you spending on hobs? £800? I simply buy a new air fryer every seven years while you have to replace your grill!!!!

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what's everyone's favourite vegetable?

Fallout New Vegas (patched with mods) was as fun as any game released since, therefore any money spent on games or gaming systems since then was just money down the drain.

>>220456175
nobody cares how you feel about it mate you were told in the previous thread pipe down now yeah?

we should have a general on /v/ since we invented video games

>>220456168
/brit/ is a mix of every board. Next is /lgbt/

have done five (5) very large poos today. no idea where it's all coming from.

Current Account: 17k
Bonds: 11k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 25k
Cash ISA: 50k
Lifetime ISA: 10k
Pension: 18k

You get £10million but there is a snail that kills you instantly if it so much as brushes against you, and it is always moving towards you. You also can never leave the mainland of Great Britain (or whatever country you live in). Would you take it?

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lmao japanese twitter

so there's this new law in japan that says if you are near a cyclist and you cannot leave less than a 2m gap to overtake it you are banned from overtaking and need to slow down

They are seething hard and raging a lot over it.

>>220456193
i like cucumbers and tomatoes

>>220456190
ironic because despite the sarcasm in this post, that makes 100% sense.

>>220456196
you didn't

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does this colour look retarded it’s called Transcendent Grey

>>220456193
Ur mum

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The cyclists are also mad because the government made Drunk Cycling illegal and also added a lot of fines and punishment for other violations.

So everyone is mad. That's the proper way to make the law.

>>220456218
most retarded thing ive ever seen

>>220456217
prove it

>>220456203
Yeah easy I'd just kill the snail

>>220456195
take the L and pack it in

>>220456203
Can't you just put it in a tub of salt

>>220456204
they truly are our island brothers

>>220456203
>On average, a garden snail can travel approximately 26 miles in a year
yeah just move to one end of the country and you're golden for a decade

>>220456232
Ok thanks I won’t buy it then

>>220456145
gay sex

people are way too comfortablecooking their food in plastic

console babbies be playing fortnite and fall gays lmao

>>220456203
would take it if the country restriction didn't apply. wouldn't even mind if the snail was on every flight i took. like travelling places you see.

>>220456193
Brussels sprouts. With some smoked pork shoulder or baked.

>>220456234
>>220456237
You don't know which snail it is

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ITS CLOUD READY!!!

>>220456233
another world, eric chahi

>>220456229
They banned croggies?

>>220456145
driving meeting up with friends family giving easter presents to nieces and nephews enjoying time out going to church having a big fish meal the easter funfair some last minute shopping meant to be a very big day and busy weekend for those with lots of family and friends and community

>>220456244
what if it gets a bus
you have to think about these things

>>220456263
Oh that's good

I’m gonna just say it: the Japanese are based as fuck

>>220456266
you'd have to be in the clouds to buy this shit

>>220456203
just buy a giant mallet

all-day video game melty

>>220456229
No more riding with my highschool jade crush on the back of my bike like in my animes

>>220456215
Try making macarons in an air fryer

>>220456263
Pour salt around every location you stay in.

>>220456204
>if you are near a cyclist and you cannot leave less than a 2m gap to overtake it you are banned from overtaking and need to slow down
same here but its 1.5m

>>220456278
hows a snail gonna get on a bus

im the best gamer alive

>>220456266
That's like £1000 over what it should cost

This nigga still having a meltdown over his consoles being shite

>>220456312
Drop down from a hot air balloon

>>220456312
with a bus pass obviously

>>220456326
no gta 6 :(

Travelling around Britain, living cheaply on my £10m would be kino af. My ideal life honestly.

>>220456321
This is why you build your own, pre built is a scam when it's a pc or a console

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This pic has done numbers in mums whatsapp group chat

30-something men playing video games in their free time. Gets pussies dripping.

>>220456312
Oyster card lol
(oysters are molluscs as are snails)

Rorke waddling around with his arse out chanting 'my life is a move-ie'

>>220456332
Why do you think this is a gotcha

ps5 has NO GAEMS

Online gaming killed video games, when everyone at school kept ranting and raving about COD4 online I knew it was over. Haven't played a new game since 2013 I think.

>>220456347
zoomer birds love gamecube

>consoles can't be overpriced because im paying the same as everyone else who bought a playstation 3, and 4, and 5, and 6...

>>220456347
if you're handsome you could walk around with a persona t shirt on and get pussies dripping

Listening to Drake currently. Anyone else?

>>220456342
4p for 1k carrots?

Having a bit of an autisol spike

pet peeve of mine is that a lot of people think the 'strength' of tea is determined by the amount of milk in it

>>220456362
its the only game anybody really cares about in 2026

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hmm you say you don't care but here you are replying (lmao)

oh your console was £250? You were robbed.
my GPU was £800, I know the price of hardware

>>220454304
Probably because heroin destroys your ability to be productive

am chud

catberg is being friendful today

watching woah vicky x clavicular edits theyre so cute together

did blud really reply to a 2 hour old comment
bro an archaeologist :skull:

>>220456423
hold her paw

>>220456401
pet peeve of mine is when rapefugees rape people

>>220456418
Who is spending £800 on a GPU?

>>220456423
that's good :)

rorke talking about 'rapefugees' at afternoon tea

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>>220456398
the senpai-kohai dynamic

Buy that PS5 it only appreciates in value

>>220456423
post catstein so i can judge

>>220456405
I don't care about it, wasn't interested in gtav either

>>220456342
You wonder about the people who consume this content. Like if you're an adult and can't afford to buy a bag of carrots or potatoes without looking at the price, as a one off for Easter, you've gone wrong somewhere.

Who are these people putting time and brain power into tallying up how much they can afford to spend on parsnips for a meal? Do they even exist?

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>>220456447

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is it unethical to shag liara?

>>220456463
That is 100% true

>>220456342
Never shopping in aldi or lidl again

Vile vile places

the last video game I played was dishonoured

>>220456466
doxxable info

>>220456203
No I wouldn't take that deal. There are things I want to do with my life before I die. I don't want to increase the risk of premature death.

>>220456490
No she is the otp

thinking about tizer
thinking about lucozade

>>220456501
>>220456499
>>220456453
okay cool, cheers

>>220456483
ts tuff ngl

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>>220456501

>>220456488
What for?

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>>220456490
SHE'S 117 YOU FUCKING PERVERT

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>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

>>220456494
see loads of fitties in lidl

>>220456463
In my experience, otaku communities are like this. You still generally use polite language, but it goes both ways. Despite age or time in the "scene" it's really easy to get to a level of casual speech with other people.
Though perhaps it's because I'm a white pig and they're just accommodating me

porke.

>>220456488
Bearblatt

>>220456555
Especially in Shrewsbury

I thought it was well established that console gamers pay more than PC gamers over a lifetime. It's a more consumerist market. Millions spent on hype and adverts and stuff to get people to pay £499 for £200 worth of tech or whatever it is. When you buy a console you pay for the convenience of plug and play, for the marketing etc, and for the fortnite edition red and gold special controller with 30 buttons and 3 joysticks. You don't think you're getting a bargain.

>>220456544
Funny post

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Catherine Zeta Jones finally looks old now :(

>>220456528
CHEBS
H
E
B
S

12+

>>220456534
building an ai gf

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>>220456594

ethel cain on a mad one her insta

>>220456501
>>220456528
would leave his ring in such a state

>>220456594
She looks exactly like my mum who was born the same year (and is Welsh too)

>>220456453
The future gf looks like this

>>220456594
mad she gave her husband cancer because he was munching her box too much

just lost a chess game

>>220456587
Nooo this can't be true because consolemug said I spent £4000 on my computer to play habbo hotel

>>220456620
that a footballer or summit

>>220456631
can't blame him really

>>220456611
Hmm

Opening with pawn to A4

>>220456640
musician

>>220456625
can I shag your mum?

>>220456633
*kicks you while your down*

>>220456661
>>220456661
>>220456661

>>220456620
>her

>>220456654
new

>>220456463
I WANT A SENPAI

over here you didn't join day 1 or know the people since you were 8 years old you will never be in the group never not at all not even a little