Rylan edition
rlyan
put a pillow under my desk and I don't believe i DIDN'T DO THIS SOONERwtf it's half 6 already I need to eat
>>220463499fitridiculous outfit
As if I'm joining that guy
>>220463499lovely body but they're dire fits
No one is gayer or stronger than I am
shh please mindful:https://vocaroo.com/1fPGp2vkfHSH
ok that's enough minecraft. might play again in 3 months
>>220463456i dontb consent>>220463499actually mininthe molesthe facegrim
I long for female companionship
>>220463564Show us x
bible discord is online
>>220463499possibly the worst way you could wear that bagscroar
want to watch a good film you lads got any recs? i'll just pick some disappointing shite if i'm left to find something.
>>220463565sup mouldiehow's the snapping of EW going
In the psych ward and 5 of the workers tried to send me into my room but I told them to shut and and make me. They all walked away while I didnt move
>>220463618I just watched the good, the bad and the ugly (1966) which was great. what type of film are you in the mood for?
>>220463618banshees of inisherinzodiac
how do i know i'm actually talking to real people itt and not a bunch of ai bots
>>220463653You are a "Black Swan" event for the NHS.
>>220463674finnster looks like THAT?
>>220463674yas queen slay
>>220463674she has objectively zero muscle tone yet she'd have me grunting like a stuck pigsick to bastard death of the male sex drive
>>220463692ˢnᶜiʳgᵉgᵃeᵐr
>>220463667dunno really maybe a good horror or one of those well-rounded action movies with a bit of everything in but that isn't capeshit
>>220463692Fuck these people, man most patients in psych wards come out even more traumatised
Mousey has left forever because he didn't feel appreciated
>>220463735ure jsut an incel lol
>>220463753edge of tomorrow is an action film I enjoy. I downloaded ringu to watch at some point as well but am too scared
would you move to Raleigh, North Carolina?
>>2204638100/10 effort his name was homealoneeveryfridaynight YOU UTTER FUCKING MONG. CLEAN MY WINDOWS WITH YOUR TONGUE GUMP!
The misconception people have about the "psych ward" is that they think there's some tippy top level treatment and care that only gets delivered behind the closed doors of the inpatient mental health facility. They think "surely they MUST be reserving resources for the most mentally ill patients, the ones days or seconds away from death".In reality it's basically a zoo enclosure where you sit about doing nothing among other nutters until you've calmed down enough that you're not an immediate suicde risk. That is their only function: seeing you through the 'crisis'. You live there while time passes and your mood regulates itself. Then you get punted back into the general population with an outpatient referral for 6+ months down the line (if it ever gets picked up at all).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTuJ55IIrwright well that's rorke done then
>>220463758You didn't just break the rules—you rewrote them.
>>220463859this one is ummy
>>220463872I've been done
>>220463859alright fuck off now
Anthea is a beautiful name, I like it.
do programmers actually know all the bits of syntax or do they just know how to work out the solution at a high level and then have to go around the houses to remember how to implement their design in code?
stop posting that slag
>>220463895yeah
>>220463877so glad i talked my way out of it in the hospital
>>220463895most have a fair amount of reference material on hand at any given time for the bits they don't have memorized
>>220463895Yeah but code editors make it easy to pick up mistakes and remind you of the syntax
No. Confucius (551–479 BC) did not know about "gay porn burgers" or any modern concept of gay pornography or food-based pornography, as these are contemporary cultural phenomena that arose thousands of years after his lifetime
YOU FRENCH PIG
>>220463943pff what an idiot
>This product isn't available right nowOh right I'll look for another kind of cheesecake then cheers>WAITYeah?>There is more information Oh right, what is it?>This product is unavailable
>>220463894My aunt is named AntheaAnd no I have not
>>220463929>>220463940sound so im doing alright then
Confucious say man who eat gay porn burger like meat between his buns.
>>220463895syntax is trivial, but nobody memorizes libraries or APIscompared to natural language, it's like having really easy grammar, but a massive vocabulary with random people constantly adding and changing words, and all your dictionaries are subtly wrong because those people are idiots
>>220463435remember when rorke hated him then fell in love with him because he said a bad thing about migrants
eating rice pudding straight out of the tin
>>220463894Reminds us at /brit/ of fame-hungry Anthea Turner
>>220463978Get yourself a Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake
you reckon the big tesco will still be open at this hour on good friday?
>>220464017How can I remember something that happened entirely in your mind?
love her tattoos xhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774902480184743.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774885797561607.webm
>>220464045ask jeeves
gf wants me to meet her parents but they mostly speak Spanish so i'm trying to learn a bit so as not to be embarrassed
lemon drizzle is the best cakeif you disagree i'll ooh i'll be so bloody cross
>>220463823cheers lad will give edge of tomorrow a go. ring is good spooky fun, get it watched.
>>220464045The one in hull will be. 24hr. Good lads they are at that Tesco
are LLMs actually replacing programmers
>>220464057just got a raging boner
>>220464065que ricooooo
Wish my name were Gary so I could make a youtube channel called 'Gary Neets', and it's just me going incel walks while having schizo monologues
screaming
>>220464063now what
>>220463872scream u're right i missed the night but i am him haha
remember using Ask Jeeves as a kid and i genuinely thought a guy named Jeeves was giving me answers to the questions i asked
lem to the drizzo
Feel quite hollow after my escort visit today lads. This was a new one.She was pretty and I made her cum by going down on her but I couldn't stay hard during penetration. I came in her mouth which was nice I guess.I find women incredibly hard to talk to. She's only 3 years older than me but I just feel like I'm under constant interrogation.
>>220464095You can call your channel whatever you want you don't need to use your real name
>>220464135there was
Tesco Boy (1963 – 25 October 1987) was a British thoroughbred racehorse and sire. While only moderately successful in racing, he became a major breeding sire in Japan in the 1970s and was on six occasions the leading sire in the country.
>>220464147no no he needs to be called Gary so that's why he simply cannot leave his bedroom ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)?useskin=vectorcrazy theres a gambling strategy that reduces your chance of losing long-term to zero
no where NEAR big enough for a fag homo like you
right well
a peng mp4 regardless
>>220463735why would a woman need muscle tone to be attractive? soft women are the best
>>220464251yeah but her thighs are all scrawny
>>220464196Doesn't account for casinos being free to tell you to stop playing at any time of their choosing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhsL'AIMER TOUJOUR MÊME S'IL N'EST PLUS ICI
>>220464196I tried this on a gambling simulator. Doesn't work. Even if you find a casino that doesn't neutralise the risk with a betting limit, you'll always hit enough losses in a row to wipe you out eventually.
posted the ugly trannies again award
just remembered that yesterday some guy walked past me on the phone and said "deano I'm going to greggs-o to get a sausage roll-o"
Geoff Norcott on Times Radio Best programme on the radio
>>220464306never happened
>>220464306and that guy? a;lbret einstein
>>220464232>yo cody me and skeet are going to the mall to eat fritos wanna come with?
>>220464196most casinos have a max stake to counter this at any meaningful amount
rorke keeping his radio host preferences to himself lest his favourite disk jockey be outed as a serial nonce bummer at a later date
flapping my arms and talking to myself
this guy groaned at least this loudGRuuuuuuAH
watching north by northwest (1959)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cKdpkTkU4
>>220464276That song gave me goosebumps when I first heard it. What an incredible soundtrack, easily one of my top 5 I liked that game a lot, though I've heard people did not like the ending. I think it could've ended at the end of act 2, but I don't particularly think the third act was bad at all. Very excited to see what the studio will do next.
blud lamenting tha lack of muscle tone smdh
>>220464377Realistically, what would you do in this situation?
A MAN JUST ON THE RUNA MAN JUST ON THE RUNA MAN JUST ON THE RUNYOU DIRTY SON OF A GUN
poor guy can anyone give him a visit
>>220464428No. I hate neon lighting
>>220464428on a flight to tokyo right nowwill be getting pints in
rorke scrwaming
>>220464428grifter
>>220464418run diagonally
>>220464428you're not busy and obviously bothered by it so you go and do it you ugly weeb incel
>>220464428does he show a picture of the bar, seems to have uploaded a picture of his storage unit by mistake
Going to France next week, I'll be flying with poo airlines
>crumblerly
>>220464331>>220464336you dullards never believe anything happens
That's because nothing ever happens
>>220464535actually hate pepler who can't spell
will be replying to my own post again to raise a false sense of interest in Tesco reviews
>>220464428He's paying off the loan over 100 months? What's the interest on that?
>>220464589Good one spainers
>>220464526can't wait
>>220464639getting accused of being spaino always stings haha
me son has dyslexia an adhd that's how come he got no gcse's
Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
no can do, got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia
>>220464428When I was in Shinjuku, sexy girls would entice me into bars where I would end up spending a lot of money drinkingRuined my holiday because I was constantly hungover from pissing up with yellow niggasThere were these little bar/rooms where a bunch of people, often strangers, would gather around and just drink together. Very easy to drink to excess a make merry with strangers when theres no chance of getting stabbed
I need to return some video tapes
>>220464675possho twats like kier aint go no respect for us dyslexxers
gollumy little man
>>220464770ktim
>>>/tv/219287177This is one of you freakazoids isn't it?
Might watch The Martian or Jurassic Park II.
>>220464795lovely slampig, would go to town on her arse
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at the Monty Pike, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
lovely slampig, would go to town on her arse
screamoing
/brit/ is fucking dead tonight, what's going on?
ACTIVEEEEEEE
lovely arsepig, would go to slam on her town
Cut my own hair just there. Did it while it was dirty and greasy then had a shower and now I'm not sure if I've ballsed it up or not :/
>>220464799the martian is comfy
there's kangoos out there with no pouch
>>220464848this is the busiest it's been all year
>>220464864right let's see that barnet
>>220464864upload a pic, I promise I won't save it
really want to get on the cans but i'm on a dietbut just imagine a night of drinking and posting on /brit/ would be laugh might just do it and starve myself tomorrow to make up for it
>>220464900lovely she/her, would go to slampig on her town
>>220464900corr
>>220464900Fat pig
braphog>slampig
>>220464900good moped
>>220464906if you have a sesh, just have a normal diet dsy afterwards, trying to correct a bad day is how you fail a diet x
>>220464900what a sexy fartwarthogpigbeast
>>220464959
>>220464906make an exception for special occasions lad (like bank holiday). just get a few more steps in next week
>>220464959UMerican psycho
>>220464959Honestly thought this was very cute
>>220464900another lovely slampigget the chubsters slammed
Denmark still has serfdom until the Napoleonic wars
>>220464959sad how a fake /mlp/ meetup turned out better than any /brit/ meetup
missisipi queen. if you know what i mean.t.rorke
>>220464951>>220464990Ok I will do drink it !!!
Have to go to Catholic Easter Mass with my Catholic Irish gf's family.But she would never go to a CofE mass with me.Honestly who's colonising whom?
>>220464900OYEEEER! THE WOMAN BETH IS HEREBY PRONOUNCED TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE BY ORDER OF THE CROWN! OYEEEER!
might murder 1000s of people with impunity
>>220464906I drank too much last night and did some slightly regrettable things so I'm staying sober tonight.
>>220465078cofe is just gay catholicism anyway
>>220465040>black girl is the slimiestwild
>>220465104like what? bet it's nowhere near as bad as you think. you got the 'angxiety
actually the king giving an easter message is NOT tradition, chuds, the queen only did it onceowned
>>220465104did you 'overstep your boundaries'?
>>black girl is the slimiest>wild
Farting
>>220465163sc
>>220465105Imagine fucking a bitch this fatBasically just fucking a wet hole in a large gelatinous blob innitMENTAL
Back from seeing an escort ladsAnyone want a report?
>>220465182you'd need a schlong the size of king kongs finger to even get the tip past the fortress of fat rolls
christina koch breasts zero gravity
>>220465163mad how he has shagged and i haven't
>>220465163this and that guy in currys both look like mebut i am not (NOT) rorke
we only produced 30% of our own diesel. mad that.
elephant bones man
>>220465152>>220465159Overstepped is one way of putting it.Pretty much got blackout drunk and made my gf stay the night, tried to fuck her which obviously didn't work as I was so steaming so ate her out and then passed out about 2am. Feeling like a knob head now and apparently drunk anon promised her that anon wouldn't drink today.
got the quick reply open trying to think of a post but i've got nothing
aliens abducting orion and attaching christina koch to milking machines
China, the fertile crescent, the med, and USA are all at the same latitude Makes you think
Joyce Summers sex arse
r honorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpprY1kf3tU
>>220465204not enough attention from r9k?
>>220465252
leftypol's plans for this bank holiday weekend
>>220465204Go on then lad, what was her minge like?
>>220465248doesn't sound too bad. make it up to her and forget about it.
my gf has put on 4 stone since lockdownbut it has made her arse and tits bigger tbf
>>220465289A big nigger bitch with big nigger tits
shriing
>>220465289hi there rorke...
>>220465300yeah? gonna take that hog to market soon?
>>220465283She was trans so, um, no minge haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EuBHKU5_QI
>>220465289spoiler that nog
>>220465283Pretty nice tbqhTight, clean shaven, and she was grabbing my head when I licked her clitShe said I was really good at it
>>220465314Rorke: hello nigger
still eating escort pussy is he? grim and dire and wtf
Why does every escort he says give him a fucking report at the end of it
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yze2Dzwcj7Y
Marcus “lot of shagging” Brown is **THE** top shagger of Britain
>>220465219he shagged pinkpantheress
*walks onto stage to endless booing*haha hi lads want to hear about me licking an escorts pussy btw im in love with her haha*booing continues*
rorke converting to black pussy
>>220465356it's the same escort and he fell in love with her
>>220465219>>220465367he's gaysomeone posted his picture and yes he's gay
>>220465393No this was a new one
>>220465390*goes off stage**comes back on wearing an aldi uniform*hi team!
>>220465279giwtwm (on the left)
my mate fell in love with a stripper and had to be thrown out of the club once
lambergs doing better, had a little scare with one yesterday
>>220465407sc
snodgrass has got to be one of the worst surnames you can have
>>220465407*boos him again*
>>220465407ro
>>220465407can't think of a less endearing gimmick than referring to people as 'team'sends me into a violent seething rage every time i see it
disturbing lack of diversity in north by northwest (1959). we should ban old films with less than 20% minorities in lead roles
https://streamr.pages.dev/?modal=11782&type=movie
>>220465420This you?
>>220465420is your mate t-pain?
>>220465462He's getting a reaction out of you, playing you like a fiddleIf I get you this riled up, you should probably stop thinking about him so much
crossdressing arse wank on the cards tonight
People of colour should be remastered
t-pain mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFpsAfNvUkw
>>220465422Big mama lamb
>>220465289jungle bunny mama
My wife
>The former boss of London's Pride march has accused 'a group of white directors' of plotting to oust him from his role.>Whistleblowers claimed he had spent £7,125 of vouchers intended for volunteers on items including an Apple HomePod speaker, Apple AirPod earphones and colognes including Creed Aventus, which retails from £165.
going to the shop for some scrannage
>>220465567yep
>>220465548uppity buck
thats it definately voting Reform now
>>220465548makes 87k btw
think there's someone at my uni who posts on /brit/
went to a strip club once and one of the strippers had to ask my mate what was wrong with me
Feels like im wasting part of my London trip just having an evening back at the hotel, especially as my diarrhoea seems to have finally passed, but im tired out after the week ive had. Got the snooker on till 10pm then going to watch the wolf of wall street. Think ill order up a burger from room service. Need to train for my next visit, the walking from doing tourist stuff and spending time with family has exposed how terribly out of shape i am.
>>220465626how do i unsubscribe from this blog?
>>220465626poo nigger
>>220465612not fun unless you’re loaded
>>220465612What is wrong with you
>>220465626your life is pathetic
>>220465638Leave /brit/ forever. Or become more discerning with posts you read. Those are the only way.
got diarrhoea and havent even been drinking this week
Top MOGGER me
You have to admire the commitment to the gimmickfake blogposting is a lot more difficult than it looks
>>220465661i'd give good odds that a medically trained professional would put me on the spectrum
evening kittens x
Get those fucking windows openGet those fucking stairs climbedGet those fucking glasses of water downed
Please reply to my posts
>>220465681got a 7.8/10 me
>>220465708ok
in 1959 half of all 30 year old men were married and owned their own home, today that number is 15%
Carly Rae Jepsen has officially announced her bangs are back via new Instagram post>"The bangs are back"
>>220465745who asked
>>220465709I was just talking to the president
I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats
>>220465662Thats rude. Im having a good time. Its just where i live i have a car and going for a walk is a specific activity. Whereas in London getting around by bus or tube or on foot just means lots of walking, lots of time on ones feet. Stairs everywhere. I see far fatter people around and some will be tourists but i genuinely dont know how fatties exist among Londoners.
>>220465745ok
>>220465752rorke
>>220465745i used to like listening to Emotion but you made it cringe for me :/
anyone else shove their middle finger up their girlfriend's arse during sex?after learning that she lets me and doesn't care i do it all the time now, going deeper and deeperhoping i can move onto anal soon
need urgent assistancethe steaming velocity has got me to the sleepy phaseneed help on how to avoid this
dog shit gimmick carlybenderkys
>>220465780Anal is grim
>>220465780do you lick your finger after?
>>220465677Horrible isnt it. I dont drink but my diarrhoea is from coming off opioids recently as well as all the eating and doing stuff in London has been a shock to my system.
>>220465780anal is pretty rubbish 2bh
>>220465752what's it like in sweden lad? do you get stories like our london shop raids
>>220465780Yeah you’re a virgin though
>>220465804only after a few lines>>220465815i heard it's disappointing but i need to try it. night record it with my phone and wank to it. think the thought of it is hotter than doing it so i will just toss off to the video
I have high testosterone levels but almost zero sex drive Wtf is wrong with me
once had to spend a day in the bath with diarrhoea, shitting endlesslymy skin was green at the end of the day
>>220465848>>220465848>>220465848
shockingly early new from the resident attention whore
>>220465780my only gf never washed I didn't want to put my finger up there. I put my willard up there once but I just found it really right and didn't enjoy it when there's an organ literally designed for putting my phallus in
>>220465845Transcended human desire with the power of autism.
>>220465871Shite, ladI misred it as fucking 310 not fucking 300Well that's me being a fucking mong
>>220465871just cansmong things
poo
>>220465885you're always being a fucking mong
fucking
>>220465931Then use a fucking different /new/, ladWas a dishonest mistake
smells
octopussy
catty little fucking slut
janny's only gone and raped him
ummers
>>220465757Don’t let the jealous shut in freaks get you down mate they’re just jealous that they’re spending their bank holiday weekends alone like they do every day
>>220466000>>220466000>>220466000
>>220465845Nutrient deficiency maybe
