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first for sepuku
>>220464401yay
Mom made cake but she forgot the baking soda
https://youtu.be/Hx6WuGfOV0Q
yeah, somebody said to meyou know that I could BE IN LOVE WITH ALMOST EVERYONEI THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE THE GREATEST FUN
>>220464401I always wonder what dogs think when we make them do something stupid.
>>220464527I like to make pizza in the oven, it does it all by itself
Let’s return to the discussion of why REM is the best American rock band ever
>neck pain>back painaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>220464572>Shieeeeeeeeet dis nigga trippin fr
>>220464585have you heard this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLxpNiF0YKs
>>220464585Shiny Happy People and Losing My Religion are 90s classics but I didn't like their huge stadium rock phase cca. 2010 at all
>>220464610Once or twice, yes
>>220464610this used to play on VH1 every single day along with Billy Idol and The Boomtown Rats...man, the past sure sucked!
Shut the fuck up lol
>>220464699the small town underclass of yesterday used to draw attention to themselves by posting obituaries in the Youtube comments. Today, they do so by being...Diner Goths.
Clavicular had a seizure on stream yesterday lol.
>>220464858I’ll wait for Asmongold video about it
The Supreme Leader of Cum
>>220464882Same here
Do your parents love you? My aunts used to joke that my mom was going to take me to the abortion clinic until she found out my dad got a benz for her. Mom confirmed it was true
Why suddenly dead as fucc doe
>>220465186everyone is preparing for easter and/or traveling to their friends and family.
I have a foul taste in my mouth
>>220464858Who
>>220465226Yah sorry my diet hasn’t been great the past weekBut you’re the one who insisted on swallowing!!
>>220465207I think there are maybe 2 /cum/ers that actually take easter seriously
>>220465266omg so EPIC!
Clavicular is the most based man of our generation.
>>220465266How deep have you gone in ∆v
>>220465317I saw a gym once and I cain't say I particularly cared for it, mister!
>>220465317Thanks for reminding me to add that to my filters
It’s the end of the world as we know it…and I feel fine!!
So need a cute girl my age
the slow northward march of tics has got me feeling uneasy
>readcomiconline.liWow you can really read any comic series in existence for free. What an age we live in
>>220465292i'm jewish so i dont care and think its stupid.
>>220465004My mother sure. My father for the longest time thought I was illegitimate. Had the whole family do one of those 23&me tests to confirm or disprove it. Turns out I was legitimate all along so we're cool now.
>>220465408Bro just woke up in 2013
back gate be flappin’ in the wind like some type of obscene gesture
>>220465292More then you'd think, less then you'd hope
Jews arent compatible with america
>>220465335i dont remember i havent played it in a year desuthe guy released a bunch of new ships and variants since then. i hope he makes a 3d-equivalent game to deltavon a sidenote thats an unfortunate name for a game, using a unicode glyph that doesnt appear on a keyboard as the first chartacter of the name of your game is a very bad idea for it's discoverability and people's ability to discuss it. maybe if the delta character appeared in the sub-title it would work but not as the main title
>>220465464>>220465456
Would you believe me if I told you I’m black african
>>220465448Easter is unimportant
>>220465004My dad loves me but he was an alcoholic who shouted at and belittled me a lot growing up and separated from my mom when I was 19. My mom loves me too.
>>220465408the only thing I liked that I read on there was all the Crossed stuff
>>220465490>flagNo I wouldn't
>>220465487i mean thisits fun af if you're a fan of this type of game but it would be a banger if it was 3d and not flat.
Jewish baddies got me like whoa
>>220465518lol
can’t imagine what comes after incels/chuds/looksmaxxing etcI think this is where I draw the line. I’ll be too old to participate properly in whatever comes next
>>220465529I like the 2d personally
im going mad
>>220465518if Alyssa Liu were in Conan The Barbarian, she'd be Thulsa Raccoon!
>>220465559dont get me wrong it works great in this case i just mean i want more games in the style of CoaDE or KSP
The wizaaaaard
I have an uncle who refuses to get a smartphone. He calls them pocket pigs and says the government uses them to racially profile people for an upcoming ethnic cleansing event. So he just uses a land line.
>>220465666satans tripz
>>220465501
I want to beat the shit out of one of you right now, doesn't matter much who
Where did this space loving Jewman come from suddenlyAm Yisrael Chai
>>220465682whats ur uncles number
>>220465692Okay if you're a girl
>>220465692me please
https://youtu.be/piPz1prPrzs?si=aTua4qodMFC4ESwc
palwinder delivering the slopboxes out here
>>220465738Post a pic of the scran later!!
>>220465717>>220465718With a bat
At work (an inn) drinking covfefe
>>220465682good for him, I use my pocket pig way too much
You got some mughfukkin nerves tryna fight me, off that fuckin boolshit, nigga. You better calm yo ass down and show me some mughfukkin respect, fore me and my niggas roll through this bitch and beat yo ass nigga, off top.
N
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>>220465456Notice how jewspergs never condemn Muslims and wind up defending them. Hmmm..
the idea of a courier for your meal is simply obscenefuture generations will scorn us for this gluttony
Watching NERDFORGE
>>220465868stay mad slop commuter
>>220464699if I wanted to play sudoku I would choose heroin or fentanyl, it should make it fast
recommend me good shoes please and thank you
Why did they name a nigger female MICHAEL BURNHAM
>>220465913Scott Bakula was in Star Trek? They should have cast him in a Huey Lewis biopic instead!
>>220465945shoefreaks.ca
My student loan is 0% interest, that's nice
>>220465945Camper
Good friday chippys innit
>>220465945Make your own handcrafted shoes from hemp, don't fall for the footwear jew
My student bone is 0 inches
>>220465978#YumAlert
>>220465978good gracious that looks terrible
my student koan is 0 lines, I'm just that zen
Did you ever notice if you fart on a leather seat it really amplifies the sound?
>>220465945please wear shoes with LED lights in the back, I remember those from childhood
>>220465978That's a dog's ass
>>220465934kill yourself
>>220466006>>220466017Uk food is really good it's just brown colored. You just blindly follow stereotypes
>>220466037And if you fart in the shower it intensifies the stink
>>220465978I’d scran that in a jiffy
>>220466080WhatI said yum alertI love fish and chips but mushy peas were a bit disappointing
>>220465945try Lidl shoes on brother
>>220466080It stinks!
i feel like she's a dominant woman
the SLOP has arrived...
>>220466102Hell yea>>220466111Sorry you were using a hastag so i thought it was some hip twittet thing and you were being sarc
>>220466121enjoy your meal fren
>>220466121Enjoy
>>220466121Did you tip your dasher?
Pick my poison
I bet Distefano and all the other papists here arent watching the Via Crucis, fucking walmart pagans
>>220466121Yummy>>220466197Paprika
>all those euro flagsI thought I was in /med/
>>220466224How do you feel about the first American Easter?Leo is a very reserved man
>>220466224The church isnt open today
>>220466197YOU ARE LIKE A HURRICORNTHERE'S PAPRIKA IN YOUR GESCHMACK
>>220466256>American Easter?It doesnt work like this
>>220466255America is European
>>2204661712 canadian dollars and 62 cents
>>220466308funy peppe
>>220466255The american diaspora
>>220466308ADRENALINENOW
>>220466328
>>220466358xD
I ate the whole pizza yesterday so there's no food for today.
>>220466308you can choose not to believe it but a tranny made this apu
>>220466299Generous>>220466308When i was a kid there was a bee that flew in my soda can and i drank it and it stung my lip and it tripled in size
You got a bee onna you hat
>>220466382What did you learn?
>>220466382I would share my wok box poutine w you if I could
Spinster is my mommy
Why is this loser talking about someone who hasn't been here in years
>she's marriedhahahaha
>>220466417How much did that slop cost
The fuck, did everyone decide to take a fuckin sabbatical?
>she said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt">and she was crying...
Well lunch was an interesting experience. Ordinarily I would order chicken. But today, a housemate, let's call him A, made potato wedges which I didn't know are different from fries so I had asked why they were so big. This somehow lead to A and my other housemate, let's call him B, having an argument about the difference which went down a rabbit trail that ended with them swearing at each other. B even did that little thing pretending like he would slap A, which caused A to get in his face and follow B back to his room asking if he "wanted to throw." B slammed the door really loud and I assume he locked it because shortly after that A came across the house and into his room and also slammed his door. So it was a stressful situation all around but at least the fries/wedges were good even if they had gotten soggy during the commotion.
>>220466626didnt ask!
>housematesI will never have roommates again. I don't care if I have to sleep in my fuckin car
seamonkeys are madmaxxing
Hit em with that dance you do bro!
>>220466684
>>220466677kino
>>220466475$30
>>220466713Holy shit dude, I bet you even tipped the cobba
>>220466684okay, foxy :)
>>220466546Thats me!
>>220466734I'm gonna cum
>>220466729that was including the fees and tip
I filter and hide every single anime post I come across on 4chan
Can you irrepressible faggots stop posting all this gay cutesy anime bullshit.
>>220466746Cuck country
>>220466669my roommate keeps screaming about the water filter not being filled to the brim
>>220466762I'll never understand grown ass men who post that shit
>>220466762>Can you irrepressible faggots stopIsnt that the definition of irrepressible
>>220466762
>>220466762>>220466797It's a unironic tranny
why are they called chips if they're sliced
>>220466814That was explains it.
She blinded me with scienceI fucking love science!!
Spaniard music
>that was explains it
>>220466895
Post a funny meme picture about the latest trend of the week
>>220466898>They turn around to protect their identity >Meanwhile the cartels cruising around >"Hey I recognize that big fat ass!"
>>220466762I shadn't
That explains it, ok? My phone be tripping adding words n shiet
>>220466669Usually it isn't a problem. I rarely see my housemates since I hide in my room or am at work and classes most days. Mostly there is very little interaction amongst us, which, I guess will be even more true going forward.
Posted the wrong webm award, time to kms
Another plane crashed KWAB
>>220466971That's cool for (You), but every roomate I've ever had and I've had at least 5, has turned out to be an irrepressible piece of shit
>>220466945
>>220466992dont do that
>>220466950>Yo ese, that's the gorda that locked up Smiley! Blast her ass, eh!
>>220467001Think real hard about the common denominator here
i like how the french post is the absolute most gobernment cock sucking post >>220453029these people are subhuman
Two more weeks until iran kills trump and all of israel
>>220467018*puts the gun down but trips and falls out of a window anyway*
>>220467093hey jackass so who exactly is the 'not fell for it' guy
Como los espejos le gritan gorda
>>220467074All of the more reason not to bother with roommates anymore
How much credit card debt do you have?
>>220467165Zerrrrro
>>220467165240,000,000
>>220467139what you saying jerryno hablo jerry speak
>>220467165Zero.
>>220467165none. i'm White so i don't spend more than i actually have.
>start watching a lesbian period drama>first two minutes a female character is already ranting about marriage, gender roles and sexual orientationWhen do I get to see women kissing
>>220467177Lame>>220467180King
>>220467165$0
the blacks of reddit are onto (((them)))
>>220467181>what you saying jerryDRIVIN' THAT TRAIN, HIGH ON COCAINE
What if religion is like in Skyrim where any made-up or historical figure can become a god if enough people worship it (Talos, Tribunal), and your afterlife is based on your personal beliefs (Redguard Ebony Warrior goes to Nord heaven)?
Did anyone actually enjoy playing 3DS in 3DShyt gave me mad nausea
Ok but how much STUDENT debt do you have?
>>220467198horny aaaahhh nigga
>>2204671650 I just have a debit card
>>220467230It was the best thing in the world, I got to play call of duty in first person in the classroom. It was truly magic back then.
>>220467220That would be ideal because when I die I just wanna not exist anymore fuck that afterlife bullshit, I want off this ride
how do nibbas get in these situations with their 'mates. just be polite and mind your own business going about your own life
MotorbreathIT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
>>220467135
>>220467130>>220467235hello muslim loving scum
>>220467220>What if religion is like in Skyrim where any made-up or historical figure can become a god if enough people worship itthat has happened IRL
>>220467220Thats not how elder scrolls religion works dummyIts literally in the name TALOSAll the new gods were created by having some direction connection with the heart of lorkhan. Tiber septim with numidium and the tribunal with kagranch's tools. Even martin septim becoming the pheonix is because he uses the amulet of kings which is lorkhan's blood. Shor is the trie god of tes and the elves are cringe pansies
>>220465529game?
anyone else hate it when they say x (when they grew up) was the og and best shit and whatever nonsense these low iq mongrels say it's like no dumbasses youre just dumb
Frankie said I did it my way
>>220467308You're an idiot.
>>220464401I'm white but sometimes I have "white people don't season they food" moments because every time someone says "This is very spicy" I try it and it isn't
>>220467301shalom, 220467130 is on your side, dumb-dumb
/int/ and /pol/ are gonna make fun of us so hard when Rubio and AOC are our choices in 2028…they'll probably have a debate in Spanish too…
>>220466898You can tell she isn't wearing underwear
Having a little debt is actually good to increase your credit score
>>220467335Nuh uh. I'm 100% right.
Thinking about that one Hunter x Hunter episode that was entirely a recap of previous eps
>>220467363Porca...
>>220467338That’s because your tastebuds are negrofied
>>220467338Same I think black people respect me and think about me all the time, they're probably all "damn that's a cole ass white boy" whenever I do something fresh, like shuck and jive or eat hot sauce
>>220467335Sammy Davis Jr was performing one night at the Copa singing "My Way" and Frankie was in the audience. Sammy stopped partway through the song and said "I can't sing this song I front of you, Frank". Frank called out from the audience "You're one-eyed, short, and I heard somewhere you're Jewish. You can do anything."
>>220467332DONNY USED TO WORK IN THE GULF
>>220467363Except that you can see the underwear outline dingus
>>220467384Probably true, but someone asked me how many non white people I knew/were friends with and I had to actually sit and think, that didn't even happen on purpose>>220467385I'm definitely not "Fly for a white guy" nor do I care to be, I just noticed I have a spice tolerance If my eyes don't water or I don't cough I don't consider it spicy
i mean genuinely you idiots are like restoreyou have no coherent way to power and just sabotage your own side
>>220467360I wanna suck on AOC's bobs, tbqh>you were warnedOh sorry janny for not kissing trump's ass like a good goycattle :(
The one time growing up I tried going to my white friend's house for lunch his Mom just made sandwiches that were white bread with miracle whip and a slice of cheese, an apple, and some cheddar lays. It was grim. Even his Mom wasn't hot.
>>220467440Suck my mozzarellas
Remember when that Canadian ragebaited by saying spicy food just means it has spices in it so as soon as you add salt to a dish it’s spiced/spicy
>>220467385The black people you have are literal east Africans and don't think in terms of "cole ass white boys" like our blacks do.They see you as kuffar and infidel
>>220467438This is the most early twenties "beginning to become self aware" cringe boasting that I'm so glad to be past
>>220467484unfortunately for me i got stuck with a fucking meatball name all three first middle and lastwtf was i named after the laziest cunt in euroid when my parents just went there once on vacation shitlibs are such a meme
>>220467476>Even his Mom wasn't hot.Ahi mamma mia what a fucking tragedy
>>220467471Just take it to /pol/ and don't discuss shit here. Why is that a hard concept?
What are some white-coloured foods that could be used to make complete meals? So far I had thought of chicken, rice, egg whites, cauliflower, milk, gravy, bechemel, potatoes, milk, and bread.
Welp, day is almost done and I'm gonna drive home and get Signal 2 in a while. >>220467536Oh, Giusè, tuttapost cugìn?
>>220467551Maybe I don't want to talk to zogbots and pedophiles. Did I cum to the wrong place?
>>220467514What the hell does this mean if you arent swedish
>>220467551fuck you idiots like you are killing this board
>>220467585Tuttappost tuttapost...ma a te che cazz the ne fott? What are you na boochiacc? Wee wee I feel sad today, I feel happy, STUGATS. Madone damm a forz...
I live in Alberta, we just had the biggest increase in property tax increase in history, fucking retarded UCP government. Fiscal conservatives for you.
>>220467621Boards been dead for years, sweaty>>220467608Fine. Keep talking politics here and getting fucking banned, the fuck do I care
I wish I was a cole ass white Boy
there's truly nothing more subhuman than jannies and discord moderators
How about a rapper called Carney B
>>220467630LOL e bbuona accussi
>>220467677What about carney becomes a juggalo and changes his name to carnie
https://youtube.com/shorts/EqFBtaztfFkThere are Canadian flags itt who talk like this irl
Crazy to think doomers have been around foreverSomeone in the past was like "Chester A Arthur is going to ruin this country"
>>220467651>the fuck do I careExactly. Go have a slice of pizza and a glass of water, cool yourself down.
>>220467582I also thought of mayonnaise, apples/pears, whitefish, mushrooms, tofu and those beans but those are icky. It's for a scheme I'm hatching.
it makes me seethe that fucking illegal mexicans are getting paid 30 dollars an hour as hotel workersand democrats will lie to my face about how theyre cheap labor good for economy 'exploitable' class business owners love themi hate democrats so much fat cocks who've never held a working class job in their lives or last time was decades ago secured in their detached house in some white suburb
>>220467742You're the one getting all incazzat about politics, I think you should calm down
>>220467761Unleash your ragehttps://youtu.be/mLlYODC-RxA
>>220467710I posted that
>>220467759You wouldnt even hatch a chicken egg if you shoved it in your ass and kept it in there 30 days
>>220467730These sissy libtards (the whigs) are going to destroy our society by destroying traditional values (feudalism)
>>220467761>who've never held a working class job in their livesyou mean like working at a hotel? whats your job cletard?
>>220467730And they were right
>>220467765Huh that's interesting never thought about it like that. Okay thanks for the advice, lil guy.
>>220467798I don't see how that's relevant to my prank idea. There's also ice cream, white chocolate, and yogurt so this will be easier than I initially thought.
spookin out to some neofolk rn...
>>220467853Sure thing. We'll leave it at that, è megghio accussì. Perfect.
>>220467313ΔV: Rings of Saturnthe free demo includes the whole game except you cant save progress
>>220467861Are you the guy with the roommate you keep pranking
>>220467761no company is out there paying illegals $30 an hour
>>220467861I just thought it was something Paulie Walnut would have said
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>220467761It's definitely true to an extent that they would rather not employ natives in a lot of fields. It's obvious but nobody in money wants to protect the proles from foreign legions.
>>220467875
>>220467927LMFAO
>>220467886that's the law they passed in laand i dont know how many times ive heard those lines from some white fat demonrat i hate them so much
>>220467882No, why? My plan is to menace public restrooms with mysterious white turds, then hang around and see if anyone has a big reaction. I know they won't be completely white because of bile but the hope is that they can become at least partially white.
>>220467927Holy shit that was good, I actually laughed out loud
>$56 to fill up tankIt's so over
>>220467927He did 20 years in the can
I wonder what would happen if you trained an AI on literature only up to the 18th century and then started trying to teach it about evolution and shit
>no mejican banderas
>>220467955Thats gonna unbalance your humors
>>220468003Aren’t there models like that out there
>>220467976take the redpill
>>220468040I wouldn't be caught dead in a cuck box like that
>>220468059Victim of propaganda
>>220468003It would call you a godless heathen
>>220468018Yeah but I think those ones don't have reasoning ability or anything so you wouldn't be able to make it learn new concepts
>>220468059It's called the SMART car for a reason.
>>220468087Catholics and orthodox never really had a problem with evolution
>>220468008Hi, it's Holy Friday, and we're all outside.
>>220468017I think it will be fine. I came up with a decently long list of foods that should cover all my nutritional needs and provide a fairly diverse diet. Only chicken and fish kind of sucks, but it's a necessary sacrifice for art. If it somehow does become problematic to my health I'll just take multivitamins. So it seems that Operation Spooky Poo is a go, now the waiting game begins. Depending on how long it takes for a noticeable change in colour I'll post results as they become available. Unless it doesn't work at all in which case I won't and I'd like it if we could all forget the whole thing.
>>2204672310, education and healthcare are free, it might sound a bit socialist but it isn't, you have to have the right papers to have it
im listening to this and drinking wine for good fridayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YagoJxqiX2s
>>220468138>Estonian UniversityAny American company would wipe their ass with any degree from any school in your country
>>220467911Fellas, with a heavy heart I must break the news that browns are allowed to use the same internet as us
>>220468121Youve gotta try a different hobby
>>220468183Are you brahmin?
AHHHH, IT'S JULIUS EVOLVER! HE'S GROWING EXTRA LIMBS! HE HAS LONG SURPASSED THE HUMAN NEED FOR FIREARMS, CARS AND A LEGAL CODE! SOMEONE HELP, HE'S TEARING APART ALL THE ENEMIES OF TRADITIONAL SOCIETY AND GORGING ON THEIR ENTRAILS!
>hobbyI tried building model airplanes when I was little but my dad was an idiot and we never finished one so I have it up
Use this for the new
>>220468180Our oldest university is older than the USA
Didn't go to the gym or for a walk award
NEW>>220468279
>>220468264got winded getting up from the couch, lardass?
>>220468220As a lil child I asked my father to bring me fishing one day but he couldnt get arsed to organize anything and everything went to shit because when the day came he didnt even know where to go fishing. He actually had the balls to take me for a car ride pretending to bring me fishing and then he just brought me home.
>>220468185At this point I'm committed and it's too late to turn back now. But thank you for your concern.
>>220468251Those kids are so raped
>>220467186Good job. Confirmed not black.
he dissed me, someone protecc me ;__; UK, are you live? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q74fX9CnqtQ
>>220465644>CoaDEI would love nothing more than for someone to take up the CoaDE mantel and make a sequel. Unfortunatrly there is virtually no chance of that
>>220465694Does this ever make her cum or is it just a gimmick
btw Fort Knox or whatever the shit, Hungarians are fucking KGB
>amateursyeah, you will be amateurs, Hungarians.
messing with a superpower, fucking Magyars