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think I shall begin my drinking sesh
>>220468260Nun conte 'o cazz' degrees from any Estonian University would be munezz in America
oh gawd commie bloc shithole #41 getting uppity again why are they like this
>>220468318TACI, d'shitfano
>>220468316Your about 20 minutes ahead of me
To be sittin clean, in the mean beams is every teams dreamBig L's a Cream Fiend, with more green than Springsteenyo know I'm crazy quick to smack a groupieI'm known to mack a hoochie, do I got stacks of lucci? (absolutely)Harlem Kids is known for felonies, and sellin keys, pushin 300z'sGee-Es- 3's, and puffin trees, these Gees breeze while Dee-Teesbe yellin freeze, we stash cheese while keepin pockets full of centuriesAye-Yo I'm set for the rest of my lifeSome clown that laid the threat cause I had sex with his wifeI stuck my tool to his brain, so that fool can get slainnigga, yo' bitch choose me, you know the rules to the game
>>220468316It's 5:36 somewhere
>>220468301Hopefully you make a recovery
>your
lol, Yoda looks like the former president of Mexico. Fun fact: the first indigenous president not a Spaniard was the one who forced the indigenous peoples to learn Spanish and to abandon several of their rituals that the Spanish presidents had allowed.
>>220468316>>220468346SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME BUT I KNOW
>>220468298My dad did the same thing to me and my sister but instead of fishing he said we were going to disney but he just took us to burger king and only bought us fries and we had to share a coke
>>220468343she didnt say that
>>220468378I blew out my flip-flop stepped on a pop topCut my heel, had to cruise on back homeBut there's booze in the blenderand soon it will renderThat frozen CONCOOOOCTION that helps me hang oooooon
I'm going to dinner with my sister, and I'm wondering if I'll be an eyesore for my brother-in-law, because my sister and I look exactly alike, she's literally just me with breasts and long hair.
Taste my bussyjuices
rapping in anime and manga is a special kind of giga-cringe. i had to give up reading the one about the little robot maid because of it which is too bad because despite the concept there was little to no pedo shit in it which was nice
>>220468426Isnt that how siblings are supposed to look?
>>220468472>the little robot maidmy wife has no emotions?
>>220468444the shit in your man ass?
starts raping faster than animenem
>>220468521I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Will be sleeping under the same roof as my sister father and uncle tomorrowOne bathroom btw
>>220468539Grim
>>220468502no, i forget what it was called. there was a grandpa that was skeptical about having a robot and the robot recharged by plugging into a wall outlet. there was a chapter about a freestyle rap competition and i just couldnt take it
>>220468539okay but how many bedrooms?
will be sleeping in the same bed as the leaf's sister tomorrow
I've always wanted to do this
>>220468539Is that gonna give you trouble? Seems like plenty.
>>220468595be a gay cajun larper?
>>220468595What if you fell and banged your crotch on the roof
thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZglGB_ekRZI
I remember reading a manga a long time ago about a robot girl who couldn't have sex because she had an off switch in her vagina. Since I was young and kind of innocent back then, I thought, “God, what pure love just hugs,” but now I think, “She still has an anus, perky tits, and a mouth you can fuck her in all kinds of ways.”
>>220468595It was a time of darkness, it was a world of fear...
>>220468633that'd be funny hope he does a cartoon character face where his eyes pop out of his head when he smacks his nards lolol
Not a fan of where this is going tbqh
>>220468592Three. One of us will be sleeping on the couch
>>220468652That was my favorite cartoon when it was on
>>220468539>my sister fatheryour dad?
He's just like me
>>220468671WTF
>>220468671why are you all sleeping together...
>>220468379Based, you got btfo
mombergs pissed because i was supposed to drive her to the hospital but i accidentally got super drunk instead
>>220468725Not very filial...
>>220468486
>>220468725why are you such a shitty daughter?
>>220468737i know :( i only meant to get a little buzz on but one thing lead to another
>>220468701imagine caving this soiboy's head in with a brick
Did you watch Cybersix?
>>220468701Those tattoos gotta go>>220468753Lol. Freakky aah
>>220468701Wheres Jefre?
>>220468753This joke doesn't really work. Magazines have pictures on the cover, at least in America.
>>220468701I don't understand the message of this video
Choose your Mexican,One will defend you against the others
stop talking about women aaaaaaaa
ELI ELILAMA SABACHTANI
>>220468803Oh my Cantu-Ledesma!
>>220468820I think they gray can protect me, but I'm an American. I already have 100 machine guns
>>220468316Evens drinking nightOdds workout & then visit a whore
>>220468854No wonder why troons love anime so much
>>220468854good anime. The midget was unironically worst girl
>>220468878fair enough
Possibly starting new job as a fire alarm inspector Pay is shit but honestly just happy to have anything at this point
>>220468882I wish whores lived around me, and weren't too expensive or illegal
Momberg won't get me a burger from McDonald's because we can't eat meat today or something
>>220468973Filet o fish niqqA
>>220468882tell your mom I said hi anyway
>>220468946Whores are everywhere unless you live in a super small town>too expensive$200 isn't that expensive
>filet o fish
>>220469022Those are so goodI genuinely don't understand the hate
>>220468973Catholokikes need to be murdered and hung
>>220469022dirty prot scoundrel
>>220469033they taste like baked ass, thats why
is we getting the mcrib
>>220468797i think its almost guaranteed we'll see multiple spiritual successors to it. the concept is irresistible to a certain kind of autistic gamedev
>>220469042
>>220469068I'm going to order a poke bowl
>>220468973the filet o fish was invented as a solution to this problem.
I gave a warning to Hungarians, never start shit with us, we can literally nuke you
This random latinXer from like Uruguay keeps texting me on WhatsappI think hes dirt poor and desperate I feel bad but nothing i can do about that
How much does a packet of lucky strike reds cost where you live?
Sorry anon, you've left us no choice. We're going to have to microwave your testicles.
>Oregon Initiative Petition 28 — officially titled the PEACE Act (People for Elimination of Animal Cruelty Exemptions) — would eliminate the legal exemptions that currently protect hunting, fishing, trapping, and farming from Oregon's animal abuse statutes (ORS 167.315–167.333).>Under current Oregon law, these activities are explicitly exempted from criminal animal abuse charges. IP28 would remove those exemptions entirely, making all of the following criminal acts under state law:>All licensed hunting would be classified as animal abuse under Oregon law.>Sport and commercial fishing would be criminalized statewide.>Legal trapping — including pest and wildlife management — would become illegal.>Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, and fiber would constitute animal abusekeep voting libtard
>fish and rice :|>fish and rice: Japan :O
>>220469068most overrated sandwich of all time
>>220469073t. catholokike>>220469095Hun
Since you guys are talking about hookers, I once banged a young hooker, and when I was with her, she asked me about my wife and kids. Obviously, I don't have any, but I made up a story so I wouldn't look like a loser, I felt really stupid.
>>220469108>Sun :|>Sunn O)))
>>220469095Hungarians are based and trad. Estonia is the suicide capitol of the planet because you are decadent Westerners
>>220469105Based. Get fucked cletus. Oh wait you can't that's animal abuse.
>>220469099I don't know, I've never bought cigs before
>>220469105What the hell? Why? Even our narco-state dictatorship understands that there need to be hunters to control the animal population.
>>220469116Oh whoops don't know how that happened didn't mean to you that other post
>>220469131Good one
>>220469122You think banging a hooker with a wife and kid at home is less loser than a single man banging a hooker?
>>220469131LOL
>>220469108Poke bowls are Hawaiian
Going to get fish and chips because its good Friday
>>220469161I don't know, maybe
I like you just the way you are
have you ever left your home state?
>>220469183I've been as far away as New Zealand
>>220469099$5.58i know cause I buy them a lot
>>220469183Yes many times why
>>220469183i don't live in a state, stupid
>>220469154it will make having chickens illegalthey are trying to do the same in Minnesota, they want people to depend on corporations
>>220469131hehe
I vape
>>220469122Idk where to find young hookers. Here they're always at least 40. the advert will show some young pussy but then it's some older woman
>>220469183Yes, 28 of the 31 states in Mexico and Texas
>>220469171
>>220469154We have roads and freezers. Oregon barely produces any animal products to begin with.
>>220469216Well, it's not illegal here, so there are agencies, and it's as easy as ordering a pizza
>I vape
>NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth.are you ready for you pig semen shots, dear?
>>220469183I was raised abroad
>>220469254>pig semen eye dropsWorth it to cure cancer, I suppose
>>220469183I've been to 11 states other than my own
>>220469243>Oregon barely produces any animal products to begin with.wrong
>>220468338So what's the deal here
>>220469254Your mom doesn't seem to mind them
>>220469254is this kosher?
>>220469250I miss him so much
>>220469306oh no jews will die of cancer oh no
>just cummed to whitegirl beatdownkill me
>>220469283Their biggest livestock industry is cattle and it's tiny. Basically insignificant.
>>220469325Kill yourself
>>220469325Beat down? Like the woman is getting beat up?
>>220469306Jew law doesn't say anything about pig cum tho
>>220469250WELL IT'S A WONDER MAN CAN VAPE AT ALLWITH CIGS'RE BIG THAT SHOULD BE SMALL
>>220469331essentially this is why we need to gas libtards because Oregon is one of the best states for livestock and farming
>>220469344i think hes indian and the women are beating him up
>>220469098Call him a spic
>>220469365he knows he deserves to be beat up
>>220469098>Uruguayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CQgsFJm0c
>>220469138I was listening to a podcast and he said we can't do anything. He will see what we can do after he has plutonium poisoning. Nuclear level tiers.
Noooo please stop beating me up
You guys watch Caleb Hammer?debt stories are funny
boomer retards are freaking out because ai is making the kids dumb!! they just use da ais instead of memorizing everything by rote like ah hads ta!!! i wonder if ancient people said the same thing about books lol. noooooooo you cant just create a permanent repository of knowledge and look through it to find information you have to memorize this long tribal chant nooooooooo
>>220469421Beat up my pussy
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
>>220469183no
>>220469445good song
>>220469435They're right A.I is retarded and trained on r*ddit so most of the info is wrong anyway
>>220469435>i wonder if ancient people said the same thing about booksThere is an old text in which people complain that young people spend all their time reading
>>220469183I visited Toronto once
>>220469435boomers and zoomers are definitely the dumbest generations on earth right now
driving for 28 hours really fucks up your sleep schedule
>>220469435right on, mannn, information longs to be free
being curse is living at your worstbeing blessed is living at your best
>>220469463Gen Xers absorbed the most lead, and anecdotally they seem the most pozzed
Think I swallowed a hair
>>220469422no but some of his clips are pretty funny
>>220469325uummmm what
>>220469463by what metric though? because they dont use the same learning methods yer granpappy did? remember when your parents said you spend too much time at your comp lol. its no different at all. nooooooooo you cant just use a search engine you have to go to the library!! same shit different decade
>>220469502You see that clip of the guy who spent 60k on pokemon cards in one month? Pretty funny
>>220469422I hate that dude he just screams
I hate that buying pokemon cards requires so much personal investmenttotal scalper/hoarder death
>>220469465Good job stating safe on the drive at least. Hope you get a good recalibration quickly>>220469484Some people never get the chance at a good life. Blessings come like a sunny day
If you’re over the age of 12 and still care about Pokémon you need to get a gosh darn GRIP
>>220469550its not the scalpers fault, its the fault of the overgrown manchildren with disposable income buying them much like yourself
>>220469569>>220469584Get out brownoids. Leave.
>>220469344>>220469503>>220469344It's white woman getting beat up by niggers. My dick gets so hard seeing shebaboon ape girls ass jiggle while beating up white whores. Fuck my dicks just went diamonds typing that.>>220469365I'm not indian
>>220469569youre a foot fetishist and mentally retarded, you have no room to speak
>What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?"
>>220469621Bruh you're weird
I'm a hellraising, rabblerousing, rough-and-tumble badass cowboy gangster
Tv has so many ads how do people even manage it
>>220469656Go to take a walk outside
>>220469635That's why societies fall every once in a while. Moral decay becomes too large and hard times come
>>220469621gotta wonder if "people" like this are even human
>>220469621Just a question: how's your relationship with your mother?
>>220469677Its 10:30 and ive brushed my teeth for bed my mom just put james bond on and i had to wait for her to fall asleep to turn it off
>>220469621Dont listen to the simps anon just be careful you dont spiral into darker stuff
>>220469680Of course they're not. literal definition of NPC
>>220469621
>>220469422 Every time I look at something stupid to buy, I think about Caleb yelling at some gay retard. I’ve probably dropped my spending by $50 to $100 each month lol. Then I look at the femboy in the mirror and thank Allah that I’m not gay. But I only watched a few episodes, it’s all kind of the same.
>>220469713>darkerheh
>>220469483The world wide web is like a interconnected spider web, and it’s just ridin the big one
your mom rides my "big one"
>>220469465American problems
>>220469766>Then I look at the femboy in the mirror and thank Allah that I’m not gay.Sentences never meant to be spoken
>>220469811Australians have this problem too
I dont know how much those guys get so much credit on low salaries
Is Casey's pizza any good?
>>220469834I've never heard of it
>>220469834I like it but I'm a retard so
>>220469820Sydney to perth is 40hrs and sydney to melbourne is 8, there’s nothing in between those points that would be 28 hours
https://youtu.be/C-83-YPYSKA?si=hegJJjzDJj7sih9F
Why do people have such weird fetishes? I just like women in lingerie
>>220469897Bogan village 1 and bogan village 2 are 28 hours apart
>>220469849It's a gas station chain in Midwestern and Florida and they sell pizza>>220469865it looks pretty good for gas station pizza desu
to goon or not to goon
>>220469943They use marsupials as transport
>>220469834No, its extremely greasy gas station tier slop
I don't want to have any more sugar or caffeine today, but my only chasers are iced tea and coke zero
>>220469934Living in an effectively infinite cornfield will do weird things to your mind. It’s not natural
>>220468298That's the funniest thing I've ever heard
>>220469713Been jacking off to guro since middle school. I don't know what you mean by darker stuff. I've seen it all.
>>220469925This guys videos are good. The water crisis in the us is fucked lol
>>220469978Huh.. did not know pickles are Midwest delicacy.
>>220470032>Been jacking off to guro since middle schoolHoly shit, seek help immediately
I talk with chatgpt about music since /mu/ is long dead and since /cum/ is great for music discussion but it's not the main topic so I can't just talk about it all the time
Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
hanging out of the passenger sideof his best friend's ridetryin to holla at meeeee
when i was renting with my brother nigga would bring me food most days, one time he brought me like 2 full bags, but the next morning he took them for himself like i wouldn't notice.
>>220470088/mu/ is useless. I use RYM charts to find new music
According to HHS officials, California loses more each year to Medicaid fraud than the gross annual revenues of Cisco, Intel, and Adobe.
>>220470107waterfalls > no scrubs
>>220470121California girls, we're unforgettableDaisy dukes, bikinis on top
Been a minite since I dropped /mu/ and became a fulltime /cummer/.
>>220470114I have gotten a lot out of this general, ranging from Arab traditional to 90's Ukrainian neofolk to Charley Patton
>>220470058its a meme, a fringe movement at best
hello. time for church
>>220470121What a bunch of bullshit that's more than 100 billion
>>220470152>dropped /mu/ and became a fulltime /cummer/.Happened in 2019 for me
>>220470174believe it or not I went to a Lutheran church for centuries
>>220470196How are you immortal? You can't be a vampire, you wouldn't be able to handle being in a church.
>>220470187yeah we're in the "looting the treasury" stage of collapsing empires
>>220470130I guess I posted that because I never learned to drive and haven't had sex in 10 yearsMy cope is that Marc Bolan never learned to drive either even tho he wrote songs about cars and died in a car crash and provided the opening quote for Longlegs which is a really cool movie
>Not only was my uber 10 minutes late but the driver had his radio at full blast and tuned to some muzzie talk radio stationFuck you Faruk
>>220470246rate that guy 1 star
67check'em
>>220470152I have a thread there and a mentally ill person has been necro'ing it for a whole month now
time traveler here from 2064suck my nutsthe game.
>>220470167Yeah, seems silly>>220470174I'm planning on going tomorrow to a church movie night
>>220470254I did. He also left me 3 blocks from my destination for some fucking reason.
May I interest you in some cream cheese pie?
>>220470281Where'd you find this picture of me?
>>220470287Cheesecake?
>>220470287here in the old world we've got this thingit's called panna cottaand it's a straight upgradeno crust!
>>220470286hope you tipped him well
>>220470283What will happen in the future?
>>220470291
>>220470298No it's pie
Aren't pies a type of cake?
>>220470308From the thumbnail it looks like an enormous feline mounting a skyscraper
>>220470343No
>>220470343Aren't tortas a type of hamburger?
VGH, the WHORES of florida...
ok. look. i go on reddit. and i catfish pedos by pretending im like fourteen. and let them 'groom me' over like a month. and then act like my parents caught me and delete my account in a big dramatic explosion. then i feel like a piece of garbage for like three months and get high and play porn games instead. then i get lonely again and make a new account. ive been doing this since i was like sixteen. its like a 2/3 times a year cycle. its disgusting and a little bit evil and its the only thing that makes me feel literally anything. i dont have sexual fantasies irl. i just want to live in my lies. everything else freaks me out. again. im a bad person.
Any poopsters pooping
>>220470415They seem nice
>>220470402yes
>>220470417Only a matter of time until you start grooming little boys
>>220470415>knock one up>she can't get an abortion because it's Florida Yikes
>>220470477Condoms are a thing
>>220470415
>>220470477Just because it's illegal it doesn't mean it can't happen
>>220470477like you're having sex, incel
>>220470487Ugh please sit on my face, babe
have you ever had a supernatural experience?
>>220470535i cant conclusively reply with a yes or a no
>>220470535No but I've had a few weird hallucinations while half asleep
>>220470535i saw my penisi in the mirror
>>220470535Keanu Reeves' spirit visited me in my dreams to offer me a medal for my supreme excellence in being a dude
>>220470535The weirdest was when I was like 8 playing video games alone and heard a girl/woman voice ask "can i play"? I was mindfucked for a second, stood up, and walked straight outside without looking back.
ever have sleep paralysis? i had it once. scary as heck. might as well have been supernatural.
Is it bad that I unironically hate jews and think they look dysgenic and inbre?
>>220470612no that's natural. it's evolutionary instincts telling you not to trust that person
>>220470612Jewish women have massive baby feeders
>>220470612Jewish women are so hot
>>220470592that was the troon inside you wanting to come out and play
>>220470594Yes. I hallucinating someone walking up to my room, opening the door, and walking next to my bed. It sounded like they were wearing very heavy boots, and stomping. I didn't see anything, it was just a sound experience
>>220470612they are extremely dysgenic but they're smart enough to not feature the ugly ones. why do you think they have those tunnels under NYC?? to keep the ugly trolls in
NOW COME AND FUCK ME BABY
>>220470612i don't think it's helpful to be a bigot people are what they are
>>220470695Fuck, fuck-ah, yeahFuck, fuckFuck, fuckFuck, fuck, fuck yeahCome on, baby, come onFuck me, baby, fuck yeahWhoa
Have you ever eaten a banana that's still very green? It doesn't taste good at all.Bananas are best when they are mostly yellow with a slight greenish hue.When it starts getting brown spots it's over.
>>220470718it's not helpful to believe in jewish fairy tales like you do
>>220470535ball lightning or something came thru my window and shut off everything in the room but the power for the house stayed onI saw the ball lightning come into the room and then a *POOF* of light and everything in the room shut off
If I had to guess what happens next in Hollywood is that Diane Kruger gets cast in the new Conan film for her surname to get the slightly senile Arnie more involved and when they first meet he goes 'YOU AH DIANE KHUGAH, JA? GAHAHAHAHAH! A KHUGAH, JUST LIKE MY MUTTI'S BESTES FREUNDIN! AH YOU HEADY TO AKT VIF ME, DIANE KHUGAH? SAY YES SAY YES, AAAAAGGHAGGGH!
>>220470749What? Shut the fuck up.
>>220470735They're still fine with brown spots, actually higher in antioxidants
>>220470735They are best when the brown spots are all small, like dots.
Mate, it doesn't matter if you went to school or not. No connections in your mid20s = Its over.
>>220470747Ball lightning is a natural phenomenon
Do Christians have sex during lent?
Speaking of jews, it's funny how my black and hispanic friends are the most anti-Semitic of my friends. I wonder why that is?
>>220470535Once back in 2011 I found 2 zod runes in the span of like 4 months or soTo most players that happens twice in their entire d2 experience
Imagine an ancient person seeing ball lightningThey'd probably think it was a pixie
>>220470594I know how to do lucid dreaming (you are 100% awake in your dreams and know you are dreaming) :)
>>220470735i prefer when it's green
>>220470825xtianity
Speaking of ball lightning *zip*
>>220470825Your circle reflects who you are, chuddy.Also>Racist ethnic friendsThey don't sound like they party
>>220470851it sounds like YOU don't party
>>220470870YOU too
>>220470747You should have taken a video, you'd be famous.
>>220470878>no ugive up, kiddo. nobody is fooled by your incel lies
no one here parties, we are ALL involuntary celibates
>>220470851desu, it seems like hating jews is starting to slowly become more acceptable in liberal circles
My name's Rod and I like to party
>>220470892slowly? what do you live in the boonies or something? did you miss the last 5 years
>>220470736>dogs bark at every one they do not know
One who apologizes for party rocking ahead of time is left indisposed to perform an ambush at his discretion-Sun Tzu
>>220470890I've been to dozens of parties but never got laid and only kissed one girl.This one Japanese girl was super drunk and she put her gum between her teeth and told me "take it out with your mouth"I declined, and later that night she fucked some other white guy
>>220470911>what do you live in the boonies or something?I live in Bumfuck, Louisiana. So, yes
>>220470735more fibrous
>>220470892No matter how many times you repeat this it's not true and you're retarded.
just jorked it to jenna haze
>>220470952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlZLsJJkVA
>>220470892No, hating ISRAEL is what's common
Hey anybody here jerk it to jenna haze recently?
>>220470952they've essentially kicked most jews out of high level positions in liberal society, which is partly why left wing propaganda is so stupid now. the jews were the ringleaders of it all
>>220470818i think celibacy is encouraged but it's not a rule or anything
Psst White Canadians come to >>220469962>>220469962>>220469962We're about to start CANZUK
>>220470969Nice cope you rat. Now go on and crawl along
>>220471006No
>>220470928dogs are smarter than you are.
>>220470833any tips?
while Pooh Shiesty been making big moves where the fuck is Spottem Gottem been at
>>220471169ain't that nigga in jail
It's time
Had a song in my head as I was in the shower but as soon as I got out the urge to listen to it disappeared
Newvious>>220471323>>220471323>>220471323
don't use foreign news
