fat
>>220466000fat
good thread
Uh oh canspaedo meltie incoming!!
receiving anal is nicer than giving it ive found
eating kinder beuno egg
dumped my ex in january and just found out she told all her friends that she dumped me, bizarre thing to lie about really
>>220466000well that's cansmong missing out on the parasocial feeling of a you when someone links the op
GIMMICK IDEAYou make the new wait for everyone to move in and then you delete it
Decided im going to join the army. Or maybe the navy. Wish id done it a decade ago but im 34 and have one year to get ready for it.
oh need to pack it in when i remember something embarassing and blurt out "im gay im gay"fine when the windows are closed but summers coming up
>>220466083flag on
>>220466077why
female penis
>>220466077israel thanks you for your service
>>220466046He’ll lurk seething for the whole thread and make the next one even earlier. Anything for his dopamine hit.
>>220466077might as well join now and get some training in, better than getting dragged out your house in a years time and give 6 weeks of training before being sent to some random jewish war to be splattered by a drone
rorke no m3rcy
>>220466077You might be out of luck the cut off age is from when you finish training. And the process of joining takes forever
there's not going to be a war
cheers lads
>>220466077>have one year to get ready for it.?The Russia Ukraine war is winding downZOG is literally pulling all assets to prop up Israel
wish blackpink was in my area
aaaaaagh aghhh ahghhu im fucking gooning
>>220466177Yoooo Senpai are dese creps lit or dead? on god idk
>>220466186I WISH HER PINK WAS GETTING BLACKED
>mfw I can’t be conscripted to the army because I’ve been diagnosed with ptsd
>>220466161Carling is what rorke says when he introduces his whip to his new bird
>NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth.you will drink the pig cum rorke
>>220466077They won’t let you lmao. You realise this site will come up on your background check right?
>>220466186wish you were dead
>>220466177
>>220466196same but ASPD
>>220466196potential to stack dough
>>220466220I’ve got ASPD too (secondary psychopath) lmao
A wizard doesn’t concern himself with employment
>>220466220autism spectrum poo disorder
just had a read of the army basic fitness test. fucking dire
>>220458684>>220458684>>220458684New when ready
im a racist schizoid that will start shooting the nons if i'm ever given a gun by the state
>>220466000this is me>>220466019wait this is me
>>220466213
um
>>220466259*makes you my general*
>>220466257even Marine Commandos is like 4 pull ups and 30 push ups
got a severe case of lazycuntitis me
gorpheus botty melty
*rides into /brit/*
>>220466284
attention
>>220466311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGPA9k86UcE
how is it women don't realise they're objects despite the fact that they're designed like plush toys?
>>220466311why do you look like that
thinks it peng when women have canadian accents
>>220466286we're going deep inside israelthe mission, classifiedthe aim, the complete destruction of the zionist statedo you think you're man enough, soldier?
gay trans nigga freak poocord is online
>>220466291Your point is what
>>220466205>he thinks posting on 4chan is edgyscreaming, how old are you?
>>220466363always is
Just ejaculated hands free while doing a big long poopoo
will nevre be allowed in the army due to my vocal public support for china
Happy Passover lads
>>220466311fishe
Me getting my third Mooju choccy milk of the day from the fridge.
Are you tough enough, /brit/?
>>220466431are you an actual brainless goyim ape imagine saving this video
>>220466439could piss that, me
>>220466091Always fancied it but life got in the way. Now im at a loose end and i want to join up while i still can.
>>220466431AAAARRRSSSEE
new stuntpegg arc just dropped
might get the 10lb chocolate easter bunny from costco
>>220466389lol you have no idea.
>>220466445would love to spread her bumhole and give it a whiffbet the jollof makes it quite fragrant.
Sir Kebab Wrap
>>220466445my name is rorke and its really nice to meet you youre recommended to me be some people
If I saw you nowCould I look in your eyes?Do you think of meLike I dream of you?Do you wish you were hereLike I wish I was with you?You've loved me beforeDo you love me now?
>>220466439Why would I need to swim in my Aldi staffmember uniform?
dubs and I go get crisps
Charlie bit my cock
Trying to have a wank but my hearts not in it but now I've started I have to finish it
>>220466462Those shoulders make her look like a tranny
Those could easily be bladee lyrics and you'd just assume he dropped a new track
dubs and i get raped
>>220466486kill trannies
>open thread>normie tier tiktok shit getting posted
>tfw the psychiatrist said I was a pussy weirdoThis is what I get for opening up about my ptsd. Never again men need to hide all weaknesses and drink/smoke weed their problems away
>>220466486CAN U CONFIRM THATS A BLOKE
>>220466505yeah thats a nightmare isnt it
singles and I get dubs
>watched this expecting the depiction of a mastermind machiavel >literally just kills his enemies to win
>>220466518
rubbing fish sauce under the foreskin
how do I cut a paving slab do I just use a saw
>>220466524no she's a (trans) woman
>>220466140As long as training is done by 36 you can join the army. 39 for the navy.
Palm oil
watching the phoenix nights
>>220466551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBox5kN0d0whitearmor version c:
>>220466166I dont care about Russia or Ukraine or Israel. I only care about England, Britain, and New Zealand.
>>220466552Probably won’t make the army then
>>220466486can please not talk about trannies today? It's good friday for pete's sake.
i can no longer control the beast slumbering within
>>220466567Get the That Peter Kay Thing watched too
gayness is the future, embrace gayness or be left in the past!
>>220466505had one last night when steaming but it took ages and I had to proper yank it out then most of today I had basically a semi and I think I forced blood down there that shouldn't be there just to satisfy my wank then it took most of the day to correct myself
who the fuck is pete
wish rebecca ferguson was my mum
i love this song so muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIE8AeunY_Y&list=RDMMFIE8AeunY_Y&index=1
>>220466598classichad that on dvdloved the ice cream man cometh
autists see something get (You)s and then they save it and spam it in the hope of getting (You)s toothey're probably somewhat baffled when it doesn't get the same returns
bet pinkpantheress fucks white blokes who dress like goths
>>220466599why the hell hasn't Tom Jones reprised It's Not Unusual, but with LGBTQ+ lyrics? Missed opportunity.
>>220466621she looks lovely
Have you ever been to Winnersh?
>>220466666screaming
>>220466646was just saying this down at the pub
>>220466670oh no
>>220466618Your gf been texting him has she?
>>220466683no you weren't, shut the fuck up
>wanting to be carly rae jepsen’s baby
russian accent sexy lady
24 quid for a burger and chips room service at the hilton
>>220466726go down and get it yourself, lazy sod
>>220466717she is extremely mentally ill
>>220466587I have 18 months. Basic id only 6 weeks. Ive still got time .
rorke's out getting that dark pussy and ur here....
>>220466745bet they're a lovely individual
>>220466726how much to get yourself noshed off? 2 burger and chips? 4?
>>220466714pipe down junior.
>there's people in this thread that spend £800 on graphics cards and don't even get to play gta6
>>220466765I'm 43
can't believe it's been nearly 2000 years since them slags chose Barabbas, it still freaks my nut out to this day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjBhbMMgLzcrorke shaking his skinny ass to this
navy salaries look decent what chance do we have of going to war
Put all the (You)’s in the bag! NOW!!!
the scrandemic
>>220466739genuinely horrifying
>>220466370should be stricter
>>220466794i'm 67
>Jesus died to save rorke and leftypol alikeuhh.. why?
>>220466819Is that The Grinch wearing a mask?
>tfw you thought your thread will blow up but you get no replies
>>220466828you know what this looks like
>>220466819don't shoot
>>220466744I dont want to eat in the restaurant. Honestly not sure i can face putting my trousers and shoes back on.
>>220466854cant have light without darkness
>>220466828I hope you don't mindI hope you don't mind
new timepiece lads
>>220466801democracy manifest
>>220466876thats what rorke said
>>220466828>*Busts a nut all over your food*Sorry about that
>>220466901was gonna get a g shock last month but my watch obsession only lasted 2 days
>>220466901could fit your whole arm in my arse and not even feel a thing
from threads soon
>>220466864link it mate, I'll post x
>>220466807Navy isnt about war its about defending shipping channels.
sir busta rhymes
>>220466901nice, practicalthis is my ownnot that I wanna brag
Catberg on a madone
busta slime
gfhfdgfdfhfdgfg
>>220466934yh?
>>220466521i used to cry when my love was rejected but not anymore
>>220466906I thought cats don't understand mirrors so why do they always seem to react in these videos
i only wanted white onesthey've sent us bloody blackthese aren't the ones i wanted sonsend the buggers back
wonder how many british posters there are out there who don't want to post here because of the cruelty, the bullying and the various freaks
>>220466932got a f-91w (osama bin laden and al qaeda timepiece) and it cured my watch obsession
got the chastity cage on and butt plug in and knickers on x
>>220466989>got a f-91w (osama bin laden and al qaeda timepiece)i've got one of these toofavourite of the cia as wellwe operators
A bat just flew past my window.
>>220467021i have a pet bat
>>220467007show us? x
>>220467007average brit poster
Sir Good Friday
they linked up !!
is the one who posted their bum the other day here (i came to your pic)
>>220466980most understand mirrors, they just don't quite understand their own reflection. my catberg looks at me in the mirror and meows but completely ignores herself
can smell mum's poo wafting from down the landing
that's nice honeykeep it in the diary next time
I met Luke Littler once at the Castle Bromwich Toby Carvery - he was sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. His spiteful arrogance was astounding.
>>220467094yh....
only time i ever used my watch in the 10 years ive had it was 3 days when my phone was broken
>>220466980they don't, it's AI
y arent you out chasing slags
That’s not a sprite cranberry
>>220467128i'm an incel
>>220467128am incel
Day 1 of the 4 day weekend down
Love snuggling up in bed and reading the WW2 books on my kindle x
my bollocks reek
>>220467128am bent
>>220467159cute comfy chud
>>220467159Which ones x
head hurts might kill myself
why has heatherpaedo been obsessed with sprite cranberry lately? going to assume it's because it's advertised by a black bloke
>>220467148>>220467156they're slags...
>>220467128Why aren’t you?
Got a 9:30 rez at Wetherspoons
>>220467217no slags in shitaly
i hate the town in which i liveshithole that thinks its posh
-568kbdamnmight have to buy a new ssd
a second american plane has been downed by iran
dysphoria triggered
>>220467246cheltenham mentioned
>>220467265
>>220467128got no one to go out withhow do you reckon you do this solo
In bed. Farting.
>when you coax the chud out of his smelly bedroom
breaking
til haredi jews throw puppies and kittens on bonfires at one of their celebrations over genociding some ancient ethnic group or other source: israeli animal rights groups
\
/pol/ bradley discord is in
>>220467265kind of insane that trump just started this war with no ones approval, is continuing it with mass disapproval both domestically (66% disapprove) and internationally, and there's just no consequencewhat the fuck is going on?
My name is MaxVery yankish
>>220467265get turnip on one of those planes asap
>>220467340unfortunately this war is british culture due to the remifications on the world economy
just finished watching here we go with gerard on that anons recommendation. any others?
>>220467341bibi approved it so it's all good
>>220467367you've posted this to make fun of thembut they clearly have learning difficultiesthis really reflects badly on you actually
>>220467341the people who cared were bullied out of society and now everyone's too embarrassed to realize they've been had.
any incels want to give an informed opinion on f*moids?
simply can't live off the pittance centrelink gives me anymore, might have to do the unthinkable and look for a job
we need to talk about the bonus situation
>>220467394I've been shamed by this, I'm sorry.
>>220467429think on, son
Bellend smells like prawn cocktail crisps
in bed, asmr on, bum outx
>>220467341say what you want about those black folks but if this happned in some random african country theyd have their presidents head on a stick
>>220467412Why would you do that when there is unlimited free porn on the internet
>>220467367fat retarded disniggazz
>>220467265*third
gay porn or nah
>>220467439skips
>>220467435Will do, and thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJThlF6houk
>>220467462me when i'm running to my friend skips house and he's stood outside so i shout his name to get his attention so he turns around and notices me
>>220467400>everyone's too embarrassed to realize they've been had.once again, 66% of those polled oppose the warplenty are aware they've been had, yet nothing happenshow can the president just do whatever the fuck when it causes massive economic consequences domestically and internationally, isolates you from your allies, and the majority of your own country is saying you shouldn't do itwhat mechanism exists to stop this from happening under these circumstances
irks me a little how these days people use "coded" as a suffix for every little thingfor example if someone not black likes fried chicken and watermelon and basketball you might say they're "nigger-coded"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIE8AeunY_Y&list=RDMMFIE8AeunY_Y&index=1
>>220467435me when my son asks me what I think the opposite of off is
Hannah of Just Trust Ash has just reached the 100k subscriber mark on her personal channel!Well done team!
>>220467414>fat, ugly slag adopts maximalist, trendy aesthetic to add 3 points to her SMV many such cases
WENT TO THE LOODID A BIG POO
>>220466748Yeah but you said you was giving yourself a year before you sign up didn’t you
I need to play Resident Evil 4 (og) just one more time…
>>220467490>what mechanism exists to stop this from happening under these circumstanceshe's just supposed to ask congress for permission before starting a war, LMFAOCongress hasnt declared war since 1941.
>>220467485
>>220467553It is a public holiday in america, Im off today
>>220467490It's literally because the USA is controlled by Jewish extremist freaks
mad how he died for our sins, what a lad
>>220467553yanks are too evangelical they prefer to think of jesus as an action hero who kills muslims not some weak fop who died
>>220467517I saw an escort last week and she described a show to me as "Buffycoded"
heard jesus layed creme eggs
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/darlingnoisyatlanticbluetang
dont think anyone believes in the resurrection just something people say init
spread fanny and arsehole coded
>>220467490>what mechanism exists to stop this from happening under these circumstancesmuh checks and balancesmuh constitutionmuh 2nd amendment rights
>>220467594
>French President Macron calls on medium-sized powers to join forces and stand up to the US and China.Take the J V P I T E R I A N pill let's goooooooFuck the yanks
>>220467597no i dont think i will
holy fuck the telegraph finally figured out you can just go to r/ukdrill and see what teenager got shot or stabbed to death this week in london Wonder whether BBC News will figure it out too
>>220467626if the entire rest of the world declared war on the yanks do you think they'd stand a chance?
>>220467631Changes everything this does
>>220467631Mate I don’t fucking care
drill is just grime yeah?
back in the poo s s r
>>220467629state of the uk
big don is just doing what every president since carter should have done ever since the ayatollahs seized poweryou're all just retarded fucking millenials and zoomers who don't know shit beyond what reddit and kike obsessed /pol/tards tell you
>>220467626um why didn’t Macron include Russia in that list
>>220467659fucking scream
>>220467658>Footage shared in a Reddit thread called r/ukdrill They haven't quite got to grips with what a subreddit is but they'll getting there
>>220467631oi drilla get a snap of me with this stegosaurus blud int that hard
>>220467662chuds you don't know how over it are
>>220467631>Kids>Boys>Teens>Thugs>Brutes>Youths>Crowds>Mayors>Joggers>Maniacs>Loiterers>Kia boys>Parolees>Swervers>Juveniles>Knifemen>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Teenagers>Boyfriends>Pranksters>Youngsters>Party goers>Ex-convicts>Delinquents>Labour MPs>Porch pirates>Straphangers>Church goers>Young fathers>Honda drivers>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Quiet choirboys>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Subway dancers>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Misguided vandals>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Hulking schoolboys>Dinnertime burglars>Unhinged strangers>Unruly young adults>Community activists>Unhappy customers>Former NFL players>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Supermarket shoppers>Catalytic converter thieves
>>220467655Cant even beat Iran lad
>>220467673russia is a medium sized power. it only has the land area of china and usa. think it has the economy of spain.
>>220467701sabrina carpenter looks like hilary clinton
Their dads both knew each other and played football together in yard. Ramz killed Kyze then went to yard thinking he got away with a m then ended up bucking Squeeze. He didn’t think anything of it both dads knew each other. 67 then informed Squeeze that Ramz touched down in yard and put a 50 on his headtop. Ramz clocked and shouted couple man from Ct to send him bread so he can purchase a wap. The Ct guys didn’t rise the bread or even try chip in for him to get a wap. Squeeze crept up and hit Ramz couple times pronouncing him dead on the scene.
>>220467701
>White House is asking Congress to boost the US defence budget to $1.5tn BRRRRRRR
>>220467701holy mogged
saving the dogshig zingers?
>>220467748did you and your gay ass mean to post this in /brit/pol?gaylord
my new gimmick is poo
>>220467780>>220467780>>220467780
What is it with literally every other country's inability to send people to the moon? We did it in the 60s and nobody else has done it since.
the scrandemic spreads
poo
