Nigella edish
Haha
>>220483425um
>>220483398first time my gf stayed round she told (months later) that she was dying because she held in the poo for the entire time lmao little did she know i was a deviant and would have loved it if she had taken a massive dump. i would have run in there right after and taken a whiff
ah yes a lust provoking new to attract all the unsavoury flagsgreat stuff
>>220483398Scrortling
>>220483405Why are you making me wank?
>>220483437That is hilarious
>>220483445I thought I was a deviant but women pooing is grim.
I love taking a massive dump whenever I visit a girl's place for the first time, marking my territory like
Anyone in Norwich?
Sex should only be between a married couple for the intention of procreation. Anything else is deviancy.
>>220483442They legit don’t do anything
>>220483478yh...
playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent, keeps making me poo tho
>>220483479I wish me and my wife kept count of how often we have sex. From what she tells me all her friends are borderline celibate in their marriages. Sounds tragic
>>220483478no not me
>>220483506Used to get this with Zelda as a kid
Right team afternoon nap on the cards for this girlie. I unboxed my Reze figure she's taller than expected but still cute got her next to Gigi will show you all later
Going to Anglia Square to get my ballsack demolished
>>220483460It’s grim to think about but if you love someone and they get disabled or something, cleaning up poo is just what you do and you don’t even think about how disgusting it is
>>220483503Thought so. I saw you at castle meadow the other day. Don't let me catch you there again.
>>220483479Ok pipe down incel
>>220483478Kent man mex
>>220483521maybe you should unbox a clue next
>>220483556Stay safe
>>220483549This is the correct way to do it. What are you some kind of communist
mums making me wear the gimp suit while i cut the front garden or im not allowed a gesture egg tomorrow
>>220483543Fuck all there anyway, the castle is overpriced now and Castle Mall is boring.
>>220483526Irish people be like>Muslim Palestinians? They're grand>Protestant Christians? Their religion is slightly different to mine so I absolutely despise them
procreation should only happen in a lab. all sex is deviancy
>>220483589I just commute in for work. Norwich isn't what it used to be.
>>220483595it’s the opposite in thisthe marchers are the prods and the guy with the tricolour is catholic although it should never be thought of as a religious conflict. it was always ethno-political (british settler unionist vs irish native republican). religion was just a convenient marker
>>220483595>i prefer people who have not been at odd with us for hudreds of yearsis this supposed to be insightful analysis rorke
love the food from Marks & Spencer
>>220483629yeah it's goodx
fucking cunts
>>220483642x
>>220483596it pretty much does these days. most non-poor people having kids spend more time in the lab than in the bed with all the ivf shit.
>>220483643how nice of them :)
forens have moved in next door.
>>220483643All Jewish probably
Don't know why I even drank. Feel like shit and regret it and only really enjoyed the first 2 or 3 pints.
signed, seared delivered
>>220483658what kind of foren
>>220483595Yeah I’m sure it was Muslims who made it so Irish is a dead language now yeah that was Muslims right?
how am i supposed to score babes when i have no swag?
>>220483666you should know by now. drinking is borrowing happiness from the next day.
>>220483658what variety?
>>220483658bloody australians coming over here
at waffle house, anyone want owt
wish I had a high sex drive and could get erections at willweird thing is I have good testosterone levels
>>220483666I'm 4 days and a half sober, hoping to never drink again. Finger's crossed x
>>220483658just be nice to themx
>>220483643Okay so next time I fill up petrol I will simply drive off without going inside to pay what are they gonna do chase me down
even mumberg doesn't give a shit about the womens boat race
rorke getting spanked on his pale sissy arse
>>220483658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FsDwwhQvFc
>>220483684one texas sausage egg & cheese melt plate please
>>220483671>IrishYou mean Gaeilge? You're part of the problem
Rorke walking to the shop. It's closed
>>220483678>>220483668light skin but speaking a different language. cannot tell yet
>>220483684americans live in paradise
toilfu isn't very good at flirting bless her
off to get a job where toilberg has promised me a shiny penny each day for my labour
>>220483687This was me yesterday before I drank. Then go out for a walk, it's Friday everyone's out and about, maybe I'll nip to the shops for a couple of beers...
>>220483684waffles please
>>220483684waffle
>>220483718>You mean GaeilgeYeah, gay
all italian women are sloots
>>220483706how do you want your hashbrowns
>>220483684gimme that bowl
so yeah why did the jews kill jesusseems a bit over the top
>>220483720alri ernest hemingway
>>220483684an all-out brawl between the local black population
playing Chiv 2. rorke games are the best
>>220483743capped with mushrooms xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aomt1gQ6So
>>220483752That's only on weekdays
>>220483749thought it was the romans
>>220483743gay porn toppings please
>>220483684I'd have grits to see what it is
>>220483743this would be 8 quid in the yookay
its giving black hawk down
>>220483437woawing
>>220483740they have nice faces sometimes though
Got caught in the rain earlier and was soaked through to my pantaloons
>>220483725Fuck off, a fry up mogs all of that.
janny was not messing around in the match thread
>>220483729Fridays and weekends are what usually get me, even when i'm at home drinking alone, feel left out somehow
>>220483795pretty
>>220483761used to love that gamehaven't played it in ages now though so i'd be shit at it again. not as bad as mordhau but it's a miserable game to be bad at
>>220483803Lie on
scream
>>220483813You will never be American
antipsychotic medication down the hatch
What's all this about greens lowering speed to 55 on motorways. Fuck off.
>>220483829I can bex
>>220483837It's to make it easier for boat people to drive on them
not sure if I should play Resident Evil or Dino Crisis
kill and obliterate women
>>220483782it's like oatmeal porridge but it's made from ground-up corn instead of oats. people often put butter and cheese in them, altho i enjoy them plain bc i'm mental
>>220483405>watching nigella>camera work has a suspicious lack of shots below the waist>they show full body for a fraction of a second once>shaped like a bowling pinI will not submit to this cheap chicanery.
I enjoy the word pantaloons very much so
>>220483835Yank breakfast.jpg
>>220483526some good Napoleonic lads
>>220483837made up nonsense to attack them
>>220483866Cheese in porridge sounds disgusting but I suppose it's different
>>220483837grim, need boomers and browns banned from driving then the limit upped to 85
>>220483478Unthank Road. You?
>>220483807Pisses me off because the days before I'm like "yea I feel great just want to be sober from now on" then have that moment of "hmm probably wouldn't hurt to drink, I'll recover again, everyone drinks anyway"
>>220483851Might vote reform out of spite now.
>>220483768pilate washed his hands of it and said he doesn't see why he should be killedjews wanted it
Even Sadiq Khan wished a happy Easter. THE KING MUST GO!
>>220483893I used to live on 'thank
>>220483887basado
>>220483871
>>220483893Closer to sprowston>>220483909Wheey
>>220483871then you might enjoy the spanish version, "pantalones"as in, me gustan tus pantalones, son muy ajustados
>>220483874Not enough painkillers.
>>220483851was following a guy in a shitbox 06 fiesta onto the motorway slip roadhe's going 30 mph down there and im concerned about mergingthen he pulls off into the hatch markings just as the slip joins the motorway, and just stops therelook over, driver is a vantablack
heartbeatwhy does a love kiss stay in my memoooorryyyyy
Umthank Road
Deform Shitan
going to the water closet to drop trow
>>220483740Yeah?
remember thishttps://youtu.be/3OVpVHAcMS4
>storm DaveFucking really?
>>220483935hate them so much
>>220483930Y le faltan pantalones
The Jewnited Kangdom of Bad Shitstain and Poorthern Direland
>>220483927Not really Norwich then is it
>>220483971Not very inclusive, is it
Every woman without exception is a liar and nothing but a plump, lascivious little animal. All the rest is makeup and costumes
>>220483886cheesy porridge is lush
>>220483992waaw a girl
>>220483992corr
>>220483992very nice
>>220483992Looks just like the brass
>>220483998>lasviciouslearned a new word
>>220483795>is giving
>>220484001Sounds grim, I have cocoa powder in mine.
>>220483986Don't think I appreciate your tone
>>220483998>plump, lascivious little animalktim
>>220484015Learnt, you APE.
>>220483992fit
>>220483941how was Nick Berry able to retire from that and EastEnders?
you fucking wish they were lascivious you little rodent
>>220484014pics of brass?
Might get into this whole geopolitics thing
>>220483992Great tuck job that always gets anons when this pic makes the rounds. Now post the dick shot.
>>220484048
>>220484050I think this might not be real
>>220483998trvke
any despicable abominable molluscs in
Doubt I'll ever have sex or a gf ever again desu lads
gonna try Maca Root to see if it boosts my libido
>>220484090she looks pretty and nice!!
>>220484070corr would love to smash colonel mustard over the head with one of these in the dining room
>>220484098ktinm, I'm going to make it
>>220484085Absolute limpet
can we go back to posting trannies please
>>220484098ktim ktim ktim
>>220484098just shag escorts
Struggling with anger again lads
>>220484136don't look back in anger mate
>>220484106maybe i’m a genetic sex freak or something but my libido has not slowed down the moment it activated
>>220484131That sounds immensely depressing, I don't care about the physical act, I just want someone to share life with.
>When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.- Samuel Johnson, author of the best English dictionary until the publishing of the Oxford English Dictionary nearly 200 years later
>>220484136don't look back in angeri heard you're gay
>>220484173lol that’s rorke done
>>220484106Did fuck all for me, gingko worked though but apparently isn't good to take long term.
Bash that fash
>>220484131This. You could be like that one lad who eats out escorts and brags about it on an anonymous image board.
feel sick from eating too much chocolate :(
>>220484165oh how wrong he was
looking forward in anger
>>220484165Can we get an update on this
>>220484193palm oil poisoning
>>220484165tired of london after 30 years, shit hole
Anyone watching Chisora vs wilder tonight
>>220484151Are you horny all the time then?
hope i can get a gf who has 100 boobbies
look at him
tired of getting mugged, therefore will swiftly lob myself in front of a train
posting from my dark bedsit that smells of spunk
>>220484209asked again award
>>220484217polar bear?
>>220484210well it’s not ‘on’ all the time, but wank once a day, always up for a shag with the missus (or any of the sort tbqh) willy of mine has never let me down
why does cuckold porn get me going much better than any other porn?
>>220484227Feels good knowing people remember my posts
>>220484220Doesn't that subtract your karma so you respawn as a lower caste or something? Apologies I'm not that knowledgeable on Canadian customs.
>>220484251Don't know
>>220484165I confirm
>>220484190Why would you not do that?
might suck another beer
>>220484165True to this day
>>220484098thanks for the reminder that im going to die a virgin. IT'S OVER
>>220484209maybe yeahhalf tempted to put a bet on chisora
Currently on 200mg sertraline for ptsd
>>220484209
putting penises in my arse
>>220484300PengYour boobs come in yet?
>>220484165plenty of places like that outside London
>>220484245I'm trying to fix mine but it's fucking hard.I think because I got to 29 as a complete virgin who had watched porn for over a decade, my brain was completely fried.I've basically had to completely cut out porn, massively reduce masturbating, and use viagra to enable me to get and stay hard.
>Matt Wrack, NASUWT's general secretary, said if female teachers are struggling to contain gender-based aggression, it is a "ticking time bomb" and male students need to be helped before "it is too late".what does that mean
>>220484303What is this slop
>>220484317Boobs? Sertraline is an SSRI not annestrogen hormone pill
Never met an East end Sikh. Thought they all lived in Southall
>>220484328Means molester is now molestee
>>220484341take that as a yes then
>>220484187awooga
Whereas there are Essex Jews and they don’t appear on this map
>>220484327only difference between us is that i’ve shagged since 16-17, even in relationships i wanked once daily not sure why, just horny
>>220484344Wonder what's Sutton like these days. Grew up there but moved away in 2014. Bet the taint of croydon spread.
a wonderful game
Hindus are the last Conservative voters left in this country. White right wingers have gone Reform, Muslim right wingers have gone Green
>go into high street>multiple trannies spotted>closed down shops covered in communism party postersNeed to move away
>>220484363I used to wank more than that but I struggle to maintain an erection with women
>>220484374r/hangers
There’s no party for the nationalist Catholic young man in this country
>>220484328he's saying they'll become adults and hate women in the workplace and in their families
>>220484384I've been with the same woman 10+ years and can't even physically brush up against her without getting a chub
Our Rorke's got a stauner
IT LOOMS
>>220484374Titwanks are criminally underrated. Especially when she's awkward and embarrassed about it
heatherpaedo is now obsessed with... storm dave.
london mc rockin' up your partynumber one emceedon't play with meI like to party with all the sexy ladies
>>220484394If you're looking for a political party full of paedophiles just move to America and vote republican.
>>220484401How?
>>220484452Tattoos on women are actually grim.
>>220484442Oh forgive me for being concerned about my roof and an amber weather warning you fucking mong.
>our best attacking talents are playing for France, Germany and Ghana I'm crashing out
>>220484452love this type of bish bet she great in bed
>>220484459I don't wank, we have lots of sex and I try to actively make affectionate gestures in the day like hugging her out of the blue, stuff like that. It's actually a lot of work but it's worth it
Going to download some kinos for later
>>220484435I found out I had a fetish for women being embarrassed/humiliated when I saw this film called compliance. Some troll calls up a fast food restaurant where this cute girl works pretending to be police and tells her managers they need to strip search her. It happened in real life but the film was an incredibly strange turn-on
>>220484459It's called not being an incel.
God what did England do to deserve this
Ducking on a 'ed 'ull
>>220484486which kinos? might watch blade runner 2 tonight
>>220484476What are you concerned about? Just get another cardboard box you pikey
nth for the gyaldem
>>220484452well that's a QoS tat
>>220484452average 22 year old these days
>>220484483Is avoiding masturbating the key?
Oh look at me with my loving relationship and erections that haven't been ruined by looking at porn for the past two decades
jeux sans frontierjeux sans frontier
poo rumbler
i've got two mums
Might go to the kinoma to watch a filum but what should I see?I’m trying to decide between the magic faraway tree, fuze and the drama
>>220484567Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with JaneJane plays with Willy, Willy is happy againSuki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with BrittAdolf builds a bonfire, Enrico plays with it
>>220484513I'm think The Long Goodbye. Haven't seen Blade Runner 2 yet either so I'll get that as well
am emtoo bus 25 african wig store
>>220484452Cloggy would've loved this post
Give Gibraltar back.
Have your girlfriends ever expressed an interest in the big black cock, lads?
>>220484452>>220484526Queen of spades?What does that tattoo mean? There was a really cute girl I worked with who had one on her ankle
Learning about the toilet disaster of 1185 which killed 60 nobles
>>220484624no shes a pure northern lass that doesnt like wogs
>>220484624dont have one im a fucking incel mate
Might have to give London back
6 7
it's a knockout
>>220484637check her browser history to be sure lad
why do fetishists always try to talk about their fetishes in places that aren't about their fetishes
Londinium
>>220484624you ever fall asleep wondering what went so fucking wrong aha, or are those thoughts gone by now
>>220484637I'm northern and can confirm this post is bollocks. Seen a many a lass go giddy at the sight of a melanated chad
Mad how you could be a neet one minute and then just get a job by sending a letter in back in the day
>>220484668>>220484677cucky copes
got the black sabbath on
What's your favourite pringles flavour, lads?
>>220484684Giddy as in aroused or ptsd from being abused by Abdul when she was 14? A lot of rape victims go on to fetishise it
made a lil music quiz for the familyberg later tonight, been always the one with the “weird” taste throughout my life so i thought it’d be fun to share it
>>220484624one time we were staying in a hotel and my missus commented on the cuck chair and asked "would you like him to be black" I was so flustered I could only laugh and change the subject haha
>>220484695>noooo you HAVE to talk to me about my cuckold fetish there's literally nowhere else i could possibly do this :(
>>220484714green
>>220484714paprika
>>220484539I think not using porn is more important. Wanking isn't that bad but once you adjust to curated visual stimulus it has an impact imo
>>220484714texas bbq
fuck it, going to the shop for some shite, you want anything?
>>220484726you're mad because you know any woman you date would secretly prefer a big strong alpha black guy xx
>>220484454Epstein=democratsNXIVM=democratsState department paedo ring=democrats
>>220484654Insane how quickly six million inflated
green
green?
>>220484715Giddy as in making my autistic black mate step back cause he doesn't know how to flirt with the lady at the reception gagging for it
rorke asking for light duties and a moderate salary
>>220484776He's watching his mates
>>220484654fucking modern steel glass skyscrapers everywhere look like shit. what a shame
>>220484777odd lie
waching hornblower on itv4
leftypol asking for no duties and a moderate salary
>bought a switch oled for £70 because the screen was covered in scratched and had a big gouge in the centre of the screen>oled models come with a factory installed screen protector which is really thick>just warmed it up with a hairdryer and peeled it off with a razor blade>looks brand newOh I'm laffin
>>220484777why would you be friends with a black person, is he your bull?
>>220484800going to sell it or play some vidya?
Sold a TV my Alzheimer's suffering nan stuff stuffed full of wasp eggs to some mong for £70 lmao
>>220484800I'm still enjoying my LCD shitbrick from 2+ years ago. Great piece of kit
>>220484791Your denial of reality probably means you're more autistic than him >>220484802Grew up together
>>220484654not having any money doesn't mean you have to be the gang raping street shitting capital of the worldhow much of anti empire copes is just pure denial of their own lack of civilisation
>>220484842project on
>>220484844India is just built different. Global sinkhole.
>>220484758>>220484764Is it in fashion?
>>220484900>>220484900>>220484900
>>220484818Keeping it, I knew they wouldn't have removed the screen protector since most people doesn't even know they come with one installed.Took the risk that the scratches weren't that deep and it paid off. Going to play some hollow knight Silksong which looks sublime on an oled screen
Going for a nap because I start my Nightshift week tomorrow night and need to adjust
