Holodem edish
rorke listening to dead by april
OXFOOOOOORD!
i saw the "restless" nigga he crawls under the starting gate like 2x a year
Cut my life into pieces
is 36 too late to start rapping?
nth for the baddiedem
Desperately want to go back to bed but I've gone and put the bedding in the washer. Might have to lie down on the smelly couch
I parallel parked today and some bogan looking mong stopped in the street to watch
>>220484946rapping what?
I HATE THE BADDIEDEM
explode feminoids with tnt
VERY concerned for this downed US airman in Iran, lads.
https://youtu.be/VODKZxsRa_Emy fav song x
>>220484958rapping over tight phat beats, peep that
>>220484953sounds like the beginning to an australian easter road trip buddy comedy movie
hi
>>220484978this the gimme immies one?
>>220484972Sexismlad
when a feminoid catches me getting my whiteboy incel groove on
>>220484946where there's a way there's a willy
>>220484980go on laddie, rape them tight beats
fucked up my micro gimmique
>>220485007that girl so cute, would love her to cringe at my tiny white willy haha xx
blow that nigga to smithereens
https://youtu.be/ClxXDfvtoj0
I've been raping for years, since I was 15. Never gonna stop I think
lads can you still buy weed online or is that nerfed?
>>220484991Shut up
>>220485026lol
>>220485007Seen women give me this exact look in the pub/clubs
>>220485022id love to batter your puny skull into a sqeamous paste
>>220485026s
*gay nasally voice*Shut up
the bookmark folder full of shit I've been meaning to read/watch/listen to grows larger
>>220485057get a clue you gimp, cuck is in
>>220485026haha
Gf sent me this
feel like I'm on my last breath. like I'm gonna collapse and die any day
>>220485089Got one of these above my door
do you even know who i am? no one insult me like this.
>>220485007the waffle lady is peng now btw
>>220485071why do people do this, just move on ffs
>>220485098f, can't say I'm going to miss you but I'm sure someone willx
>>220485108um! ummy!
>>220485098
Mental how as I fast approach 40 the pains in my chest and side have increased.
>>220485105human feet?
>>220485108thats peng is itfuck off
Why do girls just put their hand directly on the glans when wanking you off?
tired of solving three little puzzles, never should have cleared my cookies
>>220485125Yeah some of those n all
ran out of brown sugar
>>220485132are you a gay homosexual man? would shag her senseless in a heartbeat
>>220485139just get the pass
rorke looking at the review pictures for leather gimp masks on amazon
walked in of white salt
>>220485108
>>220485109'no', I will read all those books, I will listen to all of those albums, I will watch all of those filums, I will buy all of that crap I've forgotten about
>>220484964Blud's contrarian against the concept of "good taste" itself
>>220485157makeagif.com
>>220485157hyppää junan alle australian hintti et osaa vaihtaa auton akkua homo neiti estrogeeni
>>220485150thats because you have a tiny deformed swedish brain
>>220485052that’s normal if you’re ugly. it's one of the reasons i hate going to town
>>220485152it will be down to one soon enough and then it'll be 50/50 vnr
>>220485132actual bender
>>220485169no you won’t be quiet
birds never touched the fat ballsungrateful bastards
>>220485172
>>220485187ah yes the “i’m too smart to shag women” cope
The Asian Fanny
>>220485198shut it cunt
>>220485195>>220485221indian brained morons
>>220485202Nasty thing to ask of her
Failed a quality check in Asda because I forgot to scan something so I had to take it to the tills and get it all scanned again in front of everyone
>>220485202fat shits
nigger poo
>>220485237
>>220485221
>>220485178lovely>>220485203evil bug monster
>>220485138Women have awful handjob technique
hello
>>220485237it’s a fit woman the hell are on aboutactual bender
>>220485240And now you're posting here
>>220485237Yes, being attracted to woman is 'indian' for some reason.Contrary to what you were told at school, it is NOT okay to be homosexual (which you are).
Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)22:43:36 No.220485261 >>220485237 (You) it’s a fit woman the hell are on about actual bender
Women are silly, right lads?
>>220485270those things are so gay
>>220485270-ACK
The most erotic part of a woman is her thighs.
de BOMB BLAST
>>220485256Might be my fault for not teaching her how I like it. She needs to move the foreskin up and down
So THIS is rorke...
>>220485311thighs, venus mound, buttocks phwoar all of it
Imagine being so porn damaged and demoralised by cuck content that a woman's body makes you think of Indian men. Hopefully he's just suffering from heat stroke in the punishing Australian sun.
>>220485318yowl
>>220485311women? love em
What's your favourite colour lads
>>220485286lol fucked it!Not just bent, but a mong too. Leave the thread and come back a bit later, you've embarrassed yourself.
>>220485273she's vile
>>220485324I hope you get hit by an outer space radiation nigga beam and it makes your skin peel off and you're in constant agony
>>220485349been navy blue most of my life but now it’s dark green i reckon
>>220485349blue (not really it's green but everyone moans at you when you say green reckon they're brown)x
>>220485349pure 100% white
>>220485354No she isn't. This is just a performative attempt to signal that your erotic aspect has been subsumed under a higher aesthetic dimension (it hasn't).
>Anonymous 04/04/26(Sat)22:47:28 No.220485353>>220485286(You)>lol fucked it!>Not just bent, but a mong too. Leave the thread and come back a bit later, you've embarrassed yourself.
>>220485374Most people look hideous in green imho
>>220485349green
>>220485311for me it would have to be the boobies
What's your penis size then lads? Be honest.
>>220485391ginger lasses in dark green, peng
>Most people look hideous in green imhoUm no sweetie x
>>220485410about 7 inches
>>2204854106.1
Ummers
>>220485410not very big haha
>>2204854104.7x4.25
Omds
reckon they should let me win the euro millions, just need a 100+ million
>>220485415No one is fooled by this covert cuck signalling, white men are vital and sexually potent. Stop watching interracial porn (I know you do, considering you can't help mention non-white men when your presented with an image of a woman). Deeply pathetic and neutered creature.
off to the pub in 10will be debuting a new jacket, hope i don't get laughed at by everyone
>>220485391Hunter Green and British racing Green are peng.
>>2204854106.5
poo
>I tried to fuck inbetween the mattress and bed base with a freezer bag and vaseline but ended up twisting my foreskin so much I had to go to a&e and it's still fucked to this day
>>220485461Got called a peacoat ponce in Spoons
>>220485461come on then just get the shite jacket you've found on reddit posted
>>220485456righto
>>2204854104.3 by 3.8 but nobody has ever complained, because nobody has ever seen it haha
Might give LOTR a read, never read it.
>>220485489indian brained moron
>>220485489only read the hobbit me, too much singing, where are the guitar solos?
>>220485489it's good
>>220485461haha, yeah...once wore my gilet to a pub and someone (who I didn't know) told me to "take off the noncevest because there's a school down the road"
>>220485489it's ok, good for its time
>>220485502>ERROR: WHITE WOMAN IN VISUAL FEED>SOLUTION: BRING UP FILES OF BROWN MEN TO AVOID SYSTEM MELTDOWN
drinking oj
>>220485391You’re wrong. Women look amazing in green dresses
Most women won't admit this, but a penis over the size of 5 inches is actually painful.
what the fuck, i just found out that ned kelly was only 25 when he died.
>>220485514smallest arse on the Waterstones birds
Kpop desu lads
>>220485531melty
>>220485543Cope
>>22048541017.5cm last time i checked
>>220485514haha
>>220485547I always preferred Captain Moonlite
>>220485557Correct, you are having a melty.
Closest I've been to heaven is when I'm 69ing my girl while she's wearing bodystocking and noshing me off like her life depends on it
What would you do in this situation then lads?
>>220485575
*claps hands*Right then, who's making me a cup of tea
>you're having a melty>no, you are!
>>220485575all caps greentext sorry but you lost
>>220485362Couldn't be me, dying of skin cancer is on brand rorke
>>220485586umm, being attracted to women is indian apparently, can you stop signalling your heterosexuality pleaseonly gay bum sex is occidental o algo
He is absolutely having a melty
second bokkle of beer down the hatch
if you have the same taste in women as a horny feral indian rapist from the darkest depths of bombay you are indian brained yeah
>>220485594This made me laugh, I'll stop posting sex arses now then. I agree it is a little indian. Good day aussie lad xdisregard this >>220485615
inserting creme egg protein bars up the back passage
*pops the snooker on*
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
erm...lads?
my libido has tanked
>>220485592I can hear they're physically fighting upstairs so since I have a gun I know I have the advantage so I'd just walk up and shoot the austrian
>>220485643Don't watch, the Chinaman is decimating our boy
>>220485677
Well then lads?
>>220485643WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?
>>220485684E5E
Thoughts on Will's mum from The Inbetweeners?
>>220485697Getting on a bit now
>>220485663JAV wanks will fix your cock
>>220485684what’s dandelion & burdock
off to the shopx
>>220485684136
>>220485713Hope they finally manage to sell you ahax
>>220485615I'm sorry lad but I love gash so much I need to shout from the rooftops. She's hinted at trying on the new lingerie I got her tonight and I hope I suffocate between her nylon covered ass cheeks
>>220485561No U
SCREAMING
I remember when I got to have sex with a girl’s pussyThat was nice
>>220485697she has the sex
>>220485735not done this since 2014
>>220485705so are you
>>220485684B, 12356, E
>I remember when I got to have sex with a girl’s pussy>That was nice
got woken up by some absolute piece of shit with his strimmer
>>220485752Rude
>>220485711Proper Brexit pop
>>220485746It's been so long since I've had sex, people I've met between then and now just automatically assume I'm a virgin.
hot cross buns demolished while thinking of are Jesus x
>>220485746Your hymen has probably grown back by now lad
mum's mate said I look like jamiroquai yesterdaydidn't know how to take it so just awkwardly said thank you
what the fuck is wrong with britshttps://youtu.be/moMmhISSOx0?t=83you need Jesus
>>220485410there’s no point in measuring it
I'm actually the most important poster in this thread
>>220485783get her pumped
>>220485763it's 4pm lad. what you doing in bed?
>>2204854103 inches (not joking)
>>220485783she sounds like a boring cunt referencing artists who were mildly popular in the early 2000s
>>220485746>>2204857742007 for me
Strimming my garden rn.
Used to bully younger kids so badly when I was younger and now I'm worried they're going to get together and say I molested them (I didn't)
heavy gust of wind just flew over my house
>>220485820Hope you cleaned up the dog shitx
>>220485804well unfortunately I'm now having my breakfast and not asleep
>>220485783Should've hit her with this
>>220485816Don't think you have enough information to determine that really, just want an excuse to be a horrible bastard I suspect.
Just listened to a smashing album
>>220485804>>220485158
>>220485824Paedophile NONCE
Bringing out the big guns
>>220485839How the fuck did he do this?
Feel like SHIT
Just bought a trampoline and used it to jump over someone's house
>>220485833Nah, just threw it over the fence LOL
listening to the trams go by outside my bedroom window and kicking my legs in the air with excitement like an infant (world’s most livable city btw) (world’s largest working tram system btw) (best city in the southern hemisphere btw)
>>220485874ktimstill tempted to get back on it I'm pretty bored
>>220485882LOL
>>220485892My grandparents tax money paid for this
>>220485839scrunteling
>>220485892Niggers built this
Ozzy Osbourne, what happened there
My Dad has a bull mastiff who decided to have a shit in the middle of the road as a car was coming, had to pick up the dog and jump out the way of the car (don't know how I even did it physically) because the car decided the past course of action was to speed up and beep the horn.Cars turn people in to psychopaths.
just what is the point of a tram? as slow as a bus but less flexible
>>220485922nothing wrong with this if it helps make it cheaper. lots of places just have a machine
>>220485935>bull mastiff Deserved desu. I bet you vote green
>>220485939Fuck niggers
>>220485935*best course of action
Reminder that sacked tranny failed his driving test because he said he swerved out of the way of a pigeon on the road and mounted the pavement.
>>220485789これは嘘です
>>220485966You are a dumb gorilla nigger
two weeks booze free, me
>>220485920not really true at all when it comes to most australian cities
>>220485892Mad how we already had all the existing knowhow about trams from the old country and melbourne was the only city that really got it right
>>220485959Simply don't understand how bull mastiffs are green coded. My Dad's a white van man rorke.
>>220485922I don’t get this. You could just have it fully automated, why do they need to employ a pajeet?
>>220485789>what the fuck is wrong with britsShitty weather, mouldy homes, inbreeding, a culture of noncery.
>nothing wrong with this if it helps make it cheaperlmao no one is this naive
>>220485892The surrounding architecture doesn't match. Why'd they do that.
in the little Waitrose/shell on bayswater road, you want anything?
>>220485982Good lad
Who is rorke?
>>220486013Sprite cranberry
>>220485993Understandable, I retract my last statement.
literally just farted and shit my pants ffs
>>220485935you shouldn't be in the middle of the road if a car is approaching. hope this helps
>>220485737Je n’aime pas les arabes
Wish there was a way you could put adverts into torrented films so that I can use my phone every now and then for 5 minutes
dadberg needs to chiiiill like I get your mum's dying but what the hell
wish school taught how to do a decent signaturemy tiny pathetic impotent weak effeminate signature is a laughing stock
>>220486038Motorists are instructed by the highway code to give way to pedestrians. You WILL give way to me and you WILL not complain
ricky.gervais@xfm.co.uk
haven’t consumed any cannabis/thc since 27 january me
>>2204860874am last night for me
>>220486087a clue gained
>>220485986melbourne’s tram system is only the best in the world today because of literally ONE sole tramway employee who fought against the trend of most aus/nz cities closing their tram systems in the 50s/60s. definitely worth reading about if you care about public transport at all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Risson
>>220486104yeah will do pal
uh oh someone set off a public transport autist
the listen as it werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArkIaPqV3c
The weather is so SHIT
>>220486114>>220486125FONT
>>220486114>>220486125you’ll learnone day you’ll all learn
giggle like a spastic whenever someone posts 'gain a clue' or 'a clue gained'dont know why I find it so funny
Hello here's my blog
gaining a poo
Hello here's my logBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPFTTBBTT
>>220486131quite nice herex
*shits in my hands and claps*
I'm so hurt, confused and afraid. Simply don't know what I'm pooing anymore
rorke appearing on the chase and leaning in to the camera when bradley laughs
>in a fancy London pub yesterday>on the TV wasn't sports, or BBC1 or music>It was GB Newsodd that aye? nobody seemed to complain but it seemed like such a trendy degen new-age pub that I was startled.
*filters every post that doesn't contain the word nigger*
Cheeky>>220486244>>220486244>>220486244
>>220485779born again virgin innit
... more shave time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live PGA tour Golf early coverage on sky sports plus on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220486131was fine for a bit but it's now clouded over
