Old man having a twix edition
it's not cryptic it's shiiiit
Oof madone he looks like shit
>>220486342Age comes for everyone rorke
disabled neighbour has stolen my parcel and wont give it backgoing to break the cunts little electric wheelchair
>>220486244Pop that arse open for me, boy
Reform gammon piece of shit
Fuck sake rorke STOP IT
mental how fit zara larsson is for one of them
>>220486342very normal for a person in their mid 60s to look
Umm
>>220486405Didn’t know pepe was chill like that
>>220486399a swede?
Rorke unleashed:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPKS9E8L9KA
hi
>you will never fly on concordeliterally why even live? humanity peaked and you missed it by a handful of years
supposed to be going out later but dont know if i can be arseddont have to i guess, could just sit on my fat arse instead
>>220486462weird way to stand
>>220486433AHAHAH WORKING CLASS BLOKES ON HOLIDAY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS RAPING AND MURDERING. THANKS POLITICSJOE!! RIVETING COVERAGE
just spotted the landlord's car for the property over the roadgive it a fucking rest, it's a bank holiday
mad how i go out and make the same mistakes of overdrinking including the same thought processes to try and not overdrink lol>>220486501screaming this is me
>>220486458>*Crashes*Oh no, anyway…
>>220486508ONE fatal crash you fucking DISINGENUOUS NIGGER CUNT
>>220486458
promised gfberg I'd marathon a youtube short she sent me but struggling to find the motivation
right time to order chinese then
aliens exist ufos exist aliens are nice
>>220486488leftists are fundamentally dishonest because their worldview is incompatible with reality, they HAVE to be dishonest
>>220486433got bored but nobody i saw said anything particularly stupid
drinking alone and playing civ5 in my one bedroom flat
>>220486542too spenny
>>220486542wouldn't mind a takeaway but i only have one a month and im too drunk to collect it anyway(no i won't use the deliverwog service)
>>220486542haha this was me considering but i got homemade noodles insteadwill buy sandwich later before church
>>220486462would scran her tea cake
>>220486530ba'al is really picking up momentum
Getting mad at things on the internet again
i'm having a sausage cassoulet for tea x
back from the shop, meal deal, jelly babies, crisps, it's going down
>>220486393You just know al-timfirullah gets nun
>>220486550yeah, they're optimists; that's their problem.
>>220486530>we're negotiating with a top top guy, war is coming to an end>we're going to bomb them back to the stone age>we've achieved all our goals, it's already a success>we aren't done yet, we still have goals to fulfill>our goal isn't regime change>our goal is regime change>other NATO countries should help us open up the strait>we don't need any help opening up the strait and you're trying to join the war after it's already won>the US doesn't even need gulf oil, we've got plenty of our own>oil is an internationally traded commodity and its prices are set by global supplyput unc in a nursing home alreadyworst thing is his fanboys treat all these contradictions as 4D chess trying to confuse the enemy
>>220486608You can just say casserole, you ponce
trans woman at co-op had to help me on the self-checkout. cwltshc
You wouldn't download a poo
>>220486628poltards were never smart
>>220486583What do you mean? One of the ones she’s holding?
nth for the holodem
scranning some olives stuffed with chilli
holo demmies mentioned
>>220486630not the same desu
>>220486639press the clearly over 21 button did he? say 'enjoy your monster sir' did he? nonce
>>220486649you cant even understand them whats the point
>>220486639could never be me
>>220486647um, err, yeh
>>220486649
Might delete the thread for a laugh
>>220486652giz some
>>220486690You wont
>>220486690you won't, pussy hole
>>220486690bet you're too scare to
>>220486628More money taken from public services into bombing Iran for Israel #MAGA
>>220486664no i was buying regular food and it had a weight discrepancyand the lass was like 25 so your nonce claims are stupid toodone twice there. you're finished. sent flying in fact.
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
Would have gone gay for a younger Tim Curry
>>220486722alri nonce
i had to shovel snow this morning
>>220486740ever use your nigel thornberry sex arse lad?
/brit/ is a green general and is tired of the boomer Reform party
>>220486772Deform I call them
>>220486770prefer not to say
Boomerform
miss Mousey so much man
might go shop to see if the gay cashier is in
>>220486772But didn’t you see Farage riding on the tank with the BASED black guy??
>>220486805why
>lass
>>220486424
>>220486653Big up x>>220486673American English is still English >>220486688WAH
and you neeeeeeeeeeeeever seeeeeeeeeeeeand old maaanhaving a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar bar bar
Boomerwaffen
lasses at work are fucking mental
cant stand this cunt
Watched the enitrety of Season 3 of "PRIMAL" yesterdayStupendous show.I remember when S2 was on 4 years ago I was watching it with a fellow /brit/poster. We had fun.
Downloading a boomer
might go to sleep see if the gay dreams are in
I've met and had sex with 4 different escorts now.All of them had tattoos. The one I met yesterday was covered in them on her legs and arms. She was pretty but why so women do this to themselves? Low impulse control?
>>220486820um
soapy titwank
installing barefoot Grace mods
>>220486852he's got tits
>>220486852yeah? don't know who that is, don't care
Farage riding a based black guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60wQc6bzjCk
I have 700tb of space for wmbf porn and don't even know where to start
any linux man in?
ate one of those m&s filled chocolate bars now my eyes are shaking and my wee wee smells like sweetsits done me right and proper that muck
>>220486914Bizarre
>>220486885not being an anti-cat racist but it's amazing how retarded they aretheir brain is a lot less wrinkly than ours or dogsjust smoothbrained mongs
>>220486920..yh
pam bondi sex arse
>>220486882Grace has no arse or tits, grim little gremlin woman
might get my tea on
>>220486920i use linux on my work machine
>>220486939Is she the one whose husband cross dresses?
>>220486937same distro and de as me I hope
>>220486462Tunnocks are way overrated They barely taste of anything Was sorely disappointed when I had one, Still Game made them sound scrumptious (“oh aye and really quite delicious”)
>>220486947Tetley for me
Linux mint
Sir Tam Mullen
>>220486971how many scoops of sugar did you put on yours?
im playing at millwall next season
>>220486953kristi noem
Sir Winston Ingram
>>220487003based, in the prem yeah, will see you down the denx
for me? it’s Windows XP. the BEST operating system of ALL time
>>220486920Linux MintIt just works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EXe_B-BLdk
>>220487044BASED
>>220487003manuel ugarte posts on /brit/
>>220487038I use temple OS
>>220487002The calories have to be worth it! Tunnocks are nae
Sir Linux Minter
>>220487044acceptable, but this is an arch thread
Which Linux version should I use
>>220487068
Sir Epic Rap Battles Of History
>>220486971Shut your hole ya foot pad
My gf loves arch linux but I'm just a simple Windows LTSC man
any psychologically deformed incel man in
what happened to liverpool ? slot was supposed to be the one. salah was flying. where did it all go wrong
>>220487086start with mint, dual boot
>>220487112Why
rape the disabled
>>220487108KTIM SCREAMING KTIM
Sir Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame
>>220487124cause I said so
>>220487067more of a santiago bueno man
Any linux recommendations?
>>220487145Why
get rorke raped
>>220487108Alri
For me, it’s macOS Tahoe
>>220486342looks like a contestant in a world's ugliest dog competition
>>220487149install gentoo
>>220486932don't need brains when you're this cute
>>220487108had sex many times but yh
wheelchair gf
got mumberg a milky bar egggot nanberg a crunchie eggdon't buy any others but I reckon I'd get a cadbury fruit & nut one for /brit/
>>220487149mint unless you want to 'learn' linux then gentoo and follow a good tutorial
>>220487206going to buy the waitrose pink half egg when it goes on sale
Thinking back to my first gf at 16. We still spoke a bit after breaking up and one time we got in an argument and I can't remember how it came up, but she angrily said that when you have sex you "have" to do it up the arse and one day when I'm not a virgin I'll understand that.Hilarious how her bf at the time had her convinced that anal was just regular sex and she was being manipulated into being shagged up the arse by her bf.I wonder if she ever thinks back to that moment in embarrassment
>>220487204yeah, with men lol
>>220487226for us?
>>220487206Nah we’re fruity and nutty enough as it is thanks
>Lender>Banker>Lawyer>Activist>Financier>NGO CEO>Merchant>Academic>Media Tycoon>Psychoanalyst>Diamond Trader>Holocaust Expert>Currency Speculator>Civil Rights Watchdog>Dual Citizenship Holder
Whats this Linux I've been hearing about lately? Is there a distro I should use?
>>220487236for myself, you runts get a small smarties egg
had four bockles earlier. trying to pace myself so I don't actually get pissed whilst home alone. don't mind drinking loads at home so long as I'm not steaming, otherwise it just feels wrong.
saw some funny meme from a britbong who posted a masked guy from that movie saying silence, a 59% white country is speaking when replying to an us postdoes anyone have it
if i was 190 you'd care about what i have to saybut im notim 162 norwood 7 zidane in 2002 style
I use Fedora
Typed up an extremely long blog post, got hit with a massive wave of futility and deleted.
Rorke, you're having an early night tonight because you've got church tomorrow right? This is a Christian country remember
>>220487258corrrr giz a bit lad
>>220487230Why was she calling you a virgin if you used to shag her
>>220487280type it up again, then delete it, boring bastardx
>>220487268>>does anyone have ityes! xx
recording camgirls
>>220487281>t. Serbian Orthodox larper
>>220487285I was still 16 at the time and didnt lose my virginity until I was 17
>>220487281yeah i am actually hahabut we also have church at 9pm tonightso gona be a late one
>>220486342needs a werthers original
still sunny out, had enough of this shit, bring back winter
>Angela Rayner to contest claim of underpaid stamp duty on seaside flatshe's coming for sir keir
>>220487362Mad how she gets dragged over the coals for a mistake meanwhile we just allow Farage to literally be paid by the KGB
might bum an arse
actually really do want to see you blogpost
Shut all pubs
linux? more like poonux lol
>>220487407Charlie Brooker
>>220487390they got al capone for tax fraud
Emilia Fox sex arse
>>220487429Grim
poos all rotten and soft now because of that bloody chocolate
>>220487429at least get boil in the bag
>>220487429simple and rustic
niggers
>>220487429where's uncle ben?
>sweet and sourGenuinely the runtiest of sauces
>>220487429thats what mummy makes for me dad
>>220487462gone because of woke
>>220487456i've had fish and chips in england. they're not as good as ours, frankly.
uncle ben was the only nigga I had any respect for
ladslet's move to europe
>>220487456Get the eyelashes trimmedThe orange washed The hair unbunned
>>220487456get the mushy peas in the bin, but otherwise lush
howling at my own dogshit posts
>>220487471there's no better match for mcnuggets
spicy mayo is where its at
>>220487511That's a yikes from me dawg
just got warned by the janny for shitposting on /brit/, howling at the thought of some runt going through the thread reporting every post
>>220487534easter or not, respect the rules
I lied, I don’t have ptsd; I’ve got c-ptsd
>>220487553fuck off randall
TANGLED UP IN POO
>>220487553alrigh randy
want ot make an anime girl laugh
I'd be amazing as a janitor if I had the time for it. It reminds me of when I was a prefect, clamping down on the troublemakers and they hate you for it but it's for their own good
one of the funniest /brit/ events is when janman deleted canslad's early thread about 200 posts in
ive got bbc ptsdbeen shaking since i seen a bigger willy than mine in the swimming baths
>>220487486yea well he's gone now, because of wokeat least we still have my nigga stubbs
>>220487579I'M GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU
someone give me their simpcity account
raping myself up the arse to create a rapoborous
>>220487616why?
might start torrenting but don't know what to torrent haha
>>220487616get your own!
>>220487616no, whose boobies do you want to see?
>>220487626because i forgot my login and recovery emails are brokenalso you can't make a new accounti am fucking dying without being able to see my big titty ewhores
my name is cleveland brownand i am proud to be
>>220487629get qBittorrent and download and install all the pluginsuse rutrackeruse fitgirl repacks for games
>>220487456tfw no chippy gf
>>220487629is /t/ broken
>>220487456To the chippy, and beyond!
got the bobby d onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12rUOLtbQDk&list=RD12rUOLtbQDk&start_radio=1
screaming and creaming
>>220487645>you can't make a new accountsince when? how did you forget your login, are you retarded?
objective: kill catberg
Lost my virginity only to find out I have premature ejaculation, so now I'm stuck doing these stupid kegels like a pleb.
any logged in man in?
Remember sea chanties? What happened there?
Escort I saw yesterday said she doesn't like Ryan GoslingDo women not find him attractive?
feeling a bit under the feather today lads :/anyone got any home remedies for a dicky tummy?
niggering my own penis up my arse
>>220487722Better than not being able to get it up in the first place
>>220487737women have shit taste
>>220487718
>>220487718knock knock nigga
chicken goujons, pasta, and beansbit of a use-up-the fridge meal
>>220487744*rubs it better*
>>220487750no that'a not right you can't say that you can't fucking say that for god's sake
>>220487744Got a terrible cold or allergies or something. Blocked nose, teary eyes, stuffy head
>>220487756they know better than you... unless you're admitting to being a homosexual of course
>>220487737they don't understand his movies
>>220487702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25URfEV_f2U
retard flatmate streaming anime while on discord fucking up the flat internetmight leave youtube autoplaying 4k videos while i'm out
>>220487759cats in america be like
>>220487737I've honestly never thought he had movie star good looks.
do brits still use fags when referring to cigarettes or have you gone woke
>>220487429
wooden sailing ships with huge crews driving global trade is one of the clearest examples of a way of life and culture being erased by technological advancement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgSQcY89SSc&list=PLC97F8247662DD064&index=5
give me some tunes NOW or I will get the house on, I will get the drugs down me, I will be up all night
>>220487788Devilish
>>220487728alri goodgameggsome funny stuff you're into
>>220487737he's been bogged, and his face was surprisingly asymmetrical.
>>220487809Older people still do but no joke I actually had a couple of co-workers lecturing me about calling cigarettes fags because it's "problematic"
>>220487821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DAmmROUX8&list=RDJ1DAmmROUX8&start_radio=1
dadberg still refuses to accept freddie mercury was a woofter
>>220487827try again
>>220487842
i fucking love drugs and alcohol
>>220487737i always thought he's pretty mid maybe that's why he's literally me
right im not going out i cant be arsedwish i had some form of potato to eat though, chips perhaps
>>220487864sounds like an oasis lyric
MACHINE GUUUUUUN
>>220487851he knows how he died rightfrom the fag (woofter) disease
>>220487875good lad being inside is better than going outsidejust had some chips me
>>220487875>some form of potato ktim!
#wholesome
reckon are jimi is the most underrated overrated guy
>>220487821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-JV-1rJj1Q
>>>220487456Saw her on my shorts
Got the fish fingers on
>>220487851Do most people know that he was a Zoroastrian born in Zanzibar?
>>220487893he literally won't even entertain the subject, just says 'this conversation is over' lol
>>220487910milf rachel is so peng
>>220487793He's obviously not handsome the way George Clooney or Cary Grant are but he's objectively good looking
>>220487929i thought he was muslamic
>>220487910plump
>>220487889AND SOOOSCRANNY CAN WAIIIIT
might get into shagging as my next hobby
>>22048791050 year old niggas
He was gay, Freddie Mercury?
>>220487910would love to watch the three of them shag
Cary Grant is a gay ICON
>>220487970A clue lost.
got the youtube autoplay on can barely load captcha the internet is so fuckedwell, that's me off out for the evening
>>220487925grow up
>>220487992
NOBODY’SH GOT AIDZH
TOBUSCUS
wine o'clock for slutty me I think
Sir Lady Miss Kier Starmer
>>220487963Officially bi and was said to have girlfriends.
>>220488043kek
well?
So here we areGathered together in this URINE NATION
new>>220488102>>220488102>>220488102
The post count, lads...
