anon's mum sex arse
How do I convince a lady to lick my arsehole lads?
Cunt neighbour got one of those cat alarms that emits a high pitched frequency to deter them and I'm very sensitive to it. Think I might be half feline
reem
Charli XCX is the queen of /brit/ btw
>>220487910i love canadian women
Sir Jimi Hendrix
>>220488123Go on AdultWorkFind a prostitute that does rimming
Gf wants to peg me for her birthday lads??
>>220488123both get high/drunk (coke) and just push her head down when she's licking your ballsthat's how i got two girls to rim me (one i had just met in a club)
>>220488127screechin
>>220488163She wants to shag you up the arse for HER birthday? The cheek
dont know how he used to cycle in a suit, on a non electric bike as welli ride a boris e-bike across london and get sweatyhe must have stunk all day
Last night I was poo steaming and shouted 'poo scream' and the neighbour started banging the wall and shouted 'shut up you stupid cunt'
>>220488163I hate buying gifts, so I'd probably agree
>>220488131We tend to lose our higher frequency hearing as we get older so children can hear them too. I'm 31 and can still hear them as I haven't damaged my ears with loud music etc. I noticed one outside someone's house which was right beside a play park for kids haha
>>220488102Source?
got it on againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clpGEnZz0o&list=RD4clpGEnZz0o&start_radio=1
>>220488189not everyone's a fat fuck like you
just got this from toilberg on teams
>>220488192howling
>>220488189it was a PR photo mate. he's got like 30 bodyguards around him for the small trip he made just for the photocall
>>220488220this was sent to a dude btw
>>220488209AI but there are plenty of internet whores doing that pose
>>220488209wrong pic sorry this is anon's mum
>>220488220Coorr show us your tits love
>>220488213im not fat>>220488223he used to cycle to work every daythis was before the woke got hold in london
>>220488220sc
/brit/ fact check?
time to start dating
>>220488220What's the appeal of eating ass exactly bit stinky no
>>220488266wow Paul is not a bro
>>220488266Don't even slightly believe this.
cannot fathom being a normal white guy in an american high school>mogged by blacks in sports>mogged by chinese in grades>mogged by chads in everything else
>>220488266safe bet
Current plan to cure my erection and libido issuesNoFapNo PornKegelsZincMagnesiumMaca Root - gonna start this tomorrow Lower Body FatI want to get to the point where I can cum twice in 1 hour with an escort or at least last ages. I take 25mg viagra which helps me stay hard but doesn't seem to help my endurance.
>>220488266I mean, why would any straight man marry Yoko? She's one of the most unattractive women I've seen in my entire life.
eating a sandwich
Easiest way to determine the average age of an internet community is to ask what they think about eating arse.Posts like this >>220488288 indicate 18-22 year olds. Go to an older crowd and they'll be telling you how deep they like to shove the tongue in.
>>220488328Uh huh and you boomers have crazy rates of rectal and oral cancer from eating all that ass (committing sodomy)
>>220488300Don't watching blacked porn
>>220488304i can't even get my willy hard. sucks getting old
>>220488328nose to gooch
>>220488328it's the other way around
>>220488357retarded fucking kid lmao
>>220488328I'm 33 and eat arse, what of it
just want a girl to lovex
>>220488328I'm 37 and think the idea sounds disgusting
>>220488304Have you tried 50mg ViagraAlso if your pelvic floor is tight from fapping kegels will make it worse. Do reverse kegels. Also try l arginine l carnintine and zinc. And eat red meat.
>>220488151Nice to see him playing his SG. He played his Flying V for the Dick Cavett appearance when he performed Isabella. Legend.
i've been into eating arse since the age of 18 thanks to mike adriano
>>220488266he was a hippie freak and they're all fucking gayglad he got shot
eating arse is grim poo comes out of there you madmen
i wonder how they'll implement this
>>220488127Habsburgmaxxing
>>220488443that's why you wash it
Is tramnonce still here?
>>220488443girl poo is different to man poo, it's closer to chocolate
>>220488436this nigga LOVES eating shit
>>220488462good news for sheep
millennials never recovered from this
>>220488464would you lick a cleaned toilet bowl
I wanna get my dick sucked!!!
>>220488513yeah but only a female toilet bowl
>>220488513depends
>>220488483i never speak this way. such tawdry talk is beneath me.
anything other than reproductive vaginal missionary intercourse is sinful
>>220488483Zoomers are the same except theyre jacking off on twitter or whatever
you have to be 18 to post on this site cody
>>220488462You seriously cannot be this dim?
I'm fat and unlovable
>>220488546uh oh, dummy!https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8n99727lvo
>>220488266A lot of great artists were bi or gay like Lennon, Bowie, Mercury. Morissey seems conflicted about wanting to be with males. Art and alternative sexualities are not uncommonly linked.
>>220488534god at the end of the bed malding because you fingered the mrs
>>220488566vpn off, yank
>>220488566yeah well that's me isn't it
>>220488568so now they will give even vaguer answers
>>220488483>I want some sweet juicy pussy mmm yumpic related
>>220488439Can just see your big clumsy retarded brown sausage fingers mashing the keyboard to type this mutt
>>220488566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80
>State pension age starts rising to 67 - here's how much you get and when
>>220488599post ruby's bum
good grief
made a huge mistake not getting chocolate
>>220488585Yes, he is displeased when you turn your co-creative aspects into a sewer or mausoleum.
>>220488568lmao you are that dim then. I was merely pointing out my disbelief at your ability to not grasp the concept of catching lying politicians, not the actual law itself.
Gooning rn.
>>220488634ate my chocolate already and its done me in
fuck this, back to the shop I go
>>220488654white whale holy grain
really wish i was the kind of waster who uses those food appsfar too tired to go out for boozebut wouldn't mind some delivered to finish me off
>>220488623I love gracie so much she is so lovely
>>220488642he sounds like a right seething chuddy spaz
>>220488623I'd tongue her arse and I'm 100% gay
>>220488359How old are you?
>>220488623>>220488672Blimey
my name jeff
How big is your willy then, lads? Be honest.
>>22048869932
>>2204887138==================================D
>>220488713Not as big as I'd like
>>22048871370 inches
>>220488404Yeah tried 50mg25mg is fine for me
>>220488666sc
>>220488254>pc hooked up to tv based
>>22048871371 inches
gender doesn't exist
nth for the gyaldem
>>220488717I'm 29 and have also noticed my erection quality drop off big time the last few years
What does being in your 30s feel like?
50mg Sildenafil A scam
>>22048871332
>>220488713twice as long as half its length
>>220488768tired far more oftenits also definitely overmore money than i've ever had
>>22048876872 inches
>>220488768still feel like im 18 but body takes longer to recover from things now x
>>220488768complete loneliness. everyone at this age is married with kids. but i also care a lot less
Viagra only works for me if I take it on a very empty stomach, usually means not eating for 3 hours at least
>>220488758Trannies are misogynists for believing a man wearing a skirt is a woman.. totally voids everything a woman is, and reduces womanhood to superficial physical appearance
just been gangblacked
>>220488829grow the fuck up
>>220488803>but i also care a lot lessthis is my favourite thing about being in my 30s
>>220488619With pleasure.
>>220488891rorke getting his doctorate here
>>220488864it's a really nice bum, she should show it off more often
>>220488906rorke doesn't believe in gay universities
>>220488913preferably with horse dildos hanging out the end
Mental how missing out on sex when I was younger has completely mentally broken mehow am I supposed to cure never having had a GF at 29?
what an odd looking chap
>>220488891got my masters here
>Nigel Farage admits Keir Starmer was right not to join Iran war
had to circumvent a lot of shambling biomass in the shop just then
smearing vegemite all over my sexual zones
>>220488913Need to be smothered by her arse while she tells me how much of an insignificant little worm I am.
>>220488955you're notI'm surprised you still care
>>220488768Awful. Just awful
buying an audibut i'm not brown
Newly discovered removed elden ring cutscenehttps://youtu.be/SSUR7sVi7DUUploaded on Easter Saturday of all days..
>>220489036I've got one, I like it desu
>>220489069are you brown tho
>>220488996why do females put photos on their wall like this?
>>220488978 starmer been on holiday? got a bit of a tan on there
>>220489036Sus. It's a car for Indian men or black men that want to pretend to be rich here.
>>220489069i've got an a1i like it, goes fast
>>220489086no but it does the gear fart noise they like sometimes
wayne rooney is only 40?? he looks at least 60 what on earth
>>220489155they do be like that for some reason
can somebody explain the clobber bee gimmick
>>220489148there's no way starmer has the guts to shake Farage's hand. he's a so called knight but wouldn't know chipalry if it hit him in his face
Used Audis are a money pit because they usually come with engine or tranny problems, and parts + labor are insanely high.
>>220489221>tranny problemscalm down rorke
>>220488287What app is that
>>220489221yeah they've got tranny problems if you're in it
>>220489221it's trans women,rorke
any urethral sounding men in
>>220489238grindr
can someone post that post of the bee or whatever it is in a dress asking if it can go out in the dress or something
I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you likeStilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like I'll be your hot nurse, school girl in curlsWhatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
bragged to gfowitz that i can do 80 pushups without stopping while she can barely do about 5, she said it's because i'm a man and she's a woman, i said that's her excuse for everything
>>220489261not anymore after the prolapse
>>220489255italian woman sex arse
https://warflix.im/film/807
>>220489288well she can do some things you can't x
>>220489092memories innit
>>220489309
got blade runner 2049 on
>>220489329bet if men could give birth we'd be better at it than women
seriously and i do mean SERIOUSLY considering a 3:32am hungry jacks delivery please someone talk me out of it
>>220489310clicked this an an xterm window popped up for a second and now systemd is disabled
what's the scariest movie you've ever seen lads?
>>220488978Rare Keir W
>>220489363has to be done
none of you know spongebob like i do
>>220489366the grifter
>>220489366fragile.but i was a kid. i hate horror movies now
>>220489366This one
Hidden in a bush, lying in ambush in a public parkI'm waiting for an old man to doze off on a benchThen, without waking him, I dress him up as a baby dollAnd I swear at him while showing him my willy
>>220489359Bet you can't suck my cock as good as her.
>>220489382it does doesn’t itffs lad i arsked you t talk me out of it not into it
>>220489366scary movie
>>220489366hostelnot even because it's gory, it's just a bleak look at how rich people view humanity and what they get away with
>>220489366saw a documentary about vampires as a kid and they showed footage of one sneaking around in a treehouse so I thought they were real
Phoning in a bomb threat to every hungry jacks in Australia so they all have to shut down
>>220489366the killing room
>>220489366The news haha geddit?
>>220489411she doesn't engage in sodomy, we're a christian couple you see
>>220489366fife nights at fnaf
sucking a shiraz
get those organs ready for those rich folx
>>220489455used to toil at hungry jack's and whenever we were closing i'd say "jack is full"
>>220488127our royals have slitheen face
making sweet sensual love to a double quarter pounder with rose petals sprinkled all over the bed
real ones remember patisserie valerie
>>220489485jokes on them mine are in shit state
clavicular died btw
>>220489366don't breathe
>>220489484TYFSTAWI
heavy metal, especially power metal, folk metal, and death metal, are the most aryan genres of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfWZs7ZdXE
watching バトル・ロワイアル (2000)
>>220489366The alien conspiracy documentary I watched when I was 9 years old
might take up autogynephilia and have me bollocks removed
>>220489575yeah ching chong charlie geat gilm
>>220489560pasty white boys in the 80s might have been the ones playing it but it was derived from blues
would you rather eat a slightly undercooked pizza or a slightly burned pizza
>>220489560blast beats originated in jazz
get those life savings, rorke
>>220489604>>220489623so? our ancestors came from africa, grow up
more twink sex
>>220489619slightly burned and it’s not even close
>>220489619slightly burnedrather fuck a woman who’s too fat than one who’s too thin ‘nomsayin
hi how's it evening x
just ate a gü
within rorke interlinked
>>220488989streets here are full of them must be easter hols
>>220489637yeah but Aryans still exist as a group so you could try and find some musical form that came from and moved with them but instead you picked... the blues
foids be like
>>220489717i think you're talking rubbish frankly. black people didn't invent guitars
>>220489604>we wuz hair metal
>>220489631strange
rorke doing 5 years in prison (innocent)
i'm gonna tear your eyelids off
>>220489619burned obviously I like mine well done anyway
>>220489740do you think Aryans invented guitars
is big tesco open tomorrow
Wish I hadn't drank yesterday. Why am I like this
>>220489788no last i heard those camel jockey fellas didbut in any case it literally doesn't matter at all and i really think you're picking apart a topic that doesn't bear picking in the slightest
>>220489637>our ancestorsvs>music created 50 years ago
got the cans and a big bottle of rum in x
>>220489740It was Andres Segovia who popularized the guitar during the early 20th century, after it had fallen into unpopularity.
>>220489811Do you actually enjoy being drunk
the mcdonalds is coming
>>220489604blacks love doing the one drop rule but for music and culture
>>220489735>trib.alit looks it
>>220489825Sometimes but yesterday felt like I wasn't even getting more drunk past a certain point and was just drinking to try and reach a drunken state I never reached
>>220489829genuinely look like this
>>220489831
>>220489831at this hour? shame on you and shame on whatever smelly curry man delivers it to you
>>220489829great grandad was a clown by trade
>>220489811this is me>>220489825yes fucking love itexcept the hangxiety when i blackout next day i'd say about 80% of my alcohol consumptino results in blackouts>>220489874i feel great so to feel more great i think "oh drink more then i'll feel even better" instead just blackout and "dont appreciate" being drunk rip
>>220489817i'm saying everything changes and evolves and comes from somewhere, what matters is how you make it your own
Give me a reason why Charles should abdicate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t89dUeDG9_g
>>220489852blacks don't even play instruments anymore, they make shitty rap music with drum samples and have returned to monke
>>220489916celebrated Ramadan but not Easter
>>220489816you seem a bit peeved about it mate and that wasn't my intention, just seems odd to pick that particular genre out as being Aryan, you can't expect people not to reply to your posts
Three people have been charged over the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances Hamza Iqbal, 20, Rehan Khan, 19, both British, and a 17-year-old dual British-Pakistani national will appear in court tomorrow
>>220489916burden on the taxpayer and he cheated on his wife
>>220489916nonce-protecting mother
>>220489932>both British
>>220489932religion of peace
throughout the series of seinfeld (9 seasons), jerry had 73 girlfriends, george had 47 girlfriends, and i'm 31 and never had a gf (NOT EVEN CLOSE)
>>220489852the blues and jazz isn't really a one drop rule thing it was kind of a big foundation for a lot of modern music, not all of it, but a lot of it, which is why it's odd to pick a derivative for being Aryan and not something with a different history
>>220489969Just as British as you mate
>>220489965the wife
Mummykins made her version of chinese meat and veg noodles, but she always uses spaghetti noodles, tried to convince her to use those thin proper asian ones but she never does
pavement on the side of a dual carriagewayits a fucking disgrace
>>220489931music is really more about emotion than logic, you can simply feel the aryanness in the music
>>220489916doesn't actually do anything
it's a yes from me
has anyone here done hrt themselves without waiting 6 years for nhs
>>220489983They weren’t doing it for religious reasons, it was a legitimate protest against the genocide in Gaza. A jury of their peers will acquit.
>>220490014@EmployedWoman
>>220489998eat what your given and stop your mithering
>>220489932leftypol in the discord war room thinking up excuses
>>220490014don't do that lad
>>220489932>Hamza Iqbal>Rehan KhanAh yes what outstanding British names I'm sure they're pillars of the community at their local pub.
>>220490014my ex injected herself with Chinese-bought T when she was 15, almost gave herself an embolism from not getting rid of air in the needle, and promptly detransitioned a few years later
at the beach the other day and saw some boomer walking around with a metal detector. tought that was just a character trope, didn't know people actually do that
>>220490049>lad can you not
>>220489932as british as roast beef m8
The NHS should not be wasting resources on people transitioning.
>>220488102Crazy that there's a hole under there made to milk cum from your benis. Its almost too good to be true yet at the same time its extremely painful to try to get access to it
>>220490053Easy mistake. She actually asked for Chinese tea.
>>220490036right so those ambulances were killing gazans exactly how?it's still damage to private property
>>220490058You're a boy. You're always going to be one whether you take some hormones or not. If you're gay, find a bf. If you're agp drown yourself.
>>220490075get with the times, man
>>220490093Zionist whitewashing of their crimes
>>220489988same but i'm nearly 40 and never been on a date despite asking hundreds outnever had agfnever had sex
>>220490075>>220490105fuck off
For me I realised that I haven't enjoyed being drunk in years and it made it piss easy to stop drinking completely
>>220490058Almost as bad as Brits that say y'all or douchebag
>>220490075if we want to avoid wasting resources we should just give out HRT with no checks at all, it costs almost nothing, all of the costs of HRT are in the consulting and counselling and interviews that people have to go through to get itsurgery is also expensive ig but that's less relevant
what kind of a haircut can you even get as a white man with straight hair that isn’t a youf hooligan skin fade
>>220490125AGP is garbage
>>220490132the hitler youth
>>220490132shirt back and sides
>>220489989its influence on modern day death metal is equivalent to the one drop rule and blues and jazz itself isn't purely black derived
>>220490126wish i was youabsolutely love drinkingand it has caused countless problems in my life financially, mentally, socially and so onkinda lucky i've yet to be arrested cos of it or nkocked out desu
>>220490124i never even asked a girl out lol
got a pretty robust stash of benzos lads, thinking about the possibilities, all the stuff i could do that would normally embarrass me but all i have to do is take a pill and i completely stop caringmight go to the cinema alone
When did HM Government change to YouKay Government?
>>220490013
>>220490132
what happened to the 'this is my life today' yank
>>220490105Um did u just assume xir's gender? Oh no sweetie gum drops that's unacceptable and bigoted. Back to the diversity and inclusion camp for reeducation.
>>220490126this was me when i decided to give up the drink two years ago
growing my hair out and dying it blonde :)
>>220490132short back and trousers
>>220490159coward
>>220490169seems kinda wavy to me, not straight per se
>>220490198there's just no point i'm too old
Hate how loud dad is when he sneezes, sounds like he's being stabbed
that's the msg-ridden slop inhaled then
>>220490222poof
Y'all douchebags spot me fiddy bucks?
NEW>>220490234>>220490234>>220490234
>>220490237>>220490237
>>220490185blondes are my favourite
>>220490226wish tahtw re me
>>220489892we’ve all been there
>>220490007yeah I really wouldn't have picked those genres for that purpose either, maybe neofolk
>>220490183like being a male autist with folders full of cp and loli doesn't make someone a woman. let's give them meds, but the euthanasia ones not hrt
>>220490481bloodthirsty weirdo
>>220490542If you're into brony, loli, or cp you are just autistic. Hrt isn't going to fix that, look at employed woman.
>>220490232I reckon I could wrangle up some jingle jangles fer ya. Fixin to exfluncticate some ornery varmints then I'll head over yonder to boot hill and dig up dust some but you keep that dry.
