Roob with an E edition
ktim
you know me i'm roo to the bee
Nobody goes there any more.
I caved and just opened more wine
favourite sandwich?
>>220491958I remember Christopher Hitchens didn't like her, but I don't recall why.
And the very latest from Gossip Guy?
i always forget that he robbed the actual name of the girl he filmed pooing. deeply disturbed stuff when you think about it.
>>220491912i love to love emi love to kick emi love to shove em i love to stick em
did a blocked up fart and it’s left a faint damp patch on my undies
>>220491988coming in hard, you better watch it Sophieyou think you're the only girl doing grimeroo to the bee says "step in line"
torn between whether I should drink tonighton the one hand I really love the sweet release after a few drinks but on the other I really can't be arsed going to asda right now
Do any of you subscribe to a youtubers patreon? I don't know a single person that does
>>220492006mad that he got away with all of it
>>220492036in the biz they call that "shitting yourself"
reminder femlets are subhuman
ruby granger but with a gigantic futanari penis
I don't care if you can read this or know who I am - I will rape again
>>220491992Have some cheese with it, that way it's classy. Also on the wine myself, co-ops finest on offer from 9 quid down to 7 malbec. Gonna eat a handful of parmesan
>amer hussian aka poleaboo was a student at university of Aberdeen>had a blog where he reguiled his antics>didn't get on with his flatmates, pissed in their ribena>filmed his polish flatmate shitting>she reported him and he got kicked out of uni and ended up in court (think he was given probation)>declared he was now a woman called Monica (same name of the polish girl he filmed)>several images/videos of him at WWE, coming of a train, that Newsnight one>various other antics like how he ate coleslaw with is hands, pissed himself at work, bought a t-shirt that said fart loading 20% on it
>>220492036you have pooed yourself laddy. like a baby or an incontinent old man
>>220492057I would massively judge any cunt that did
>>220492056not going to morning easter vigil? one at 5am for me presonally so no boozing tonight
>>220492056fuck it im goingat least its a reason to leave the house today
Can read through dozens of /brit/ threads a day, but it takes me MONTHS to finish a book!
Favourite 'tallica album lads?Master of Puppets for me
>>220492086wahey rapelad
>>220492057geowizard, only a pound a month
>>220492086Madman
>>220492057>>220492110me lol£2 a month straight into jenny nicholson's pocket
>>220492136i'm a kill em all man me
can't decide what fillum to watch
I’m such a fat fucking chud
>>220492157>>220492171why though? I'm genuinely curious
>>220492171shes weirdly attractive
>>220492171is everyone just perpetually 10 years old now
rork with an E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJI1s3d3NDA&list=PLI6kLIhBBwmSjnbE8Ozdv5ec7ki4Rm2cE&index=11tha choon asi twere
>>220492136black album for me
Eeeeeexit wife! Eeeeenter liiiife!
>>220492178Goodfellas (1890)
amer/moni/poleaboo is easily the biggest freak in all of /brit/ history and it's not even close
>>220492178Watch Taste of Cherry
>>220492194i use youtube to fall asleep but find most youtubers annoying and it isn't that much for about 100 extra videosand yes i'm aware that it's a stupid thing to spend money on
eating spoonfuls of powdered beef stock
I remember my first girlfriend ate my arse and I sat on her face full-weight while she shoved her tongue right up there Still wank over the memory of it!
>>220492178Abbas Kiarostami
yes chief what can I get you
Load of fucking shite
large bum cheeks clearly get in the way of penetration in some positions. the last thing you want to do is ask her to change position because your willy can't reach from there
>>220492178the man who laughs 1928the game (1997)upstream colourcoherenceThe Secret in Their Eyes (2009)Wind River (2017)Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)Blue Ruin (2013)The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)Collateral (2004)The Departed (2006)Enemy of the State (1998)The Prestige (2006)The Game (1997)The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)Arlington Road (1999)Army of shadows (1969)maimi viceboogie nightsThe Long Goodbye (1973)may (2002)The usual suspects (1995)gravity (2013)no country for old menblood simplehell or high waterThe Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordunbreakableMichael Clayton (2007)Out of Sight (1998)The Limey (1999)Thief (1981)Ronin (1998)Collateral (2004)The American (2010)Haywire (2011)Sideways (2004)Frances Ha (2012)The Player (1992)A Simple Plan (1998)Sexy Beast (2000)The Guest (2014)Zodiac (2007)The Apartment (1960)Network (1976)All the President’s Men (1976)Chinatown (1974)The Conversation (1974)Barry Lyndon (1975)The French Connection (1971)La Haine (1995)The Lives of Others (2006)Cure (1997)Burning (2018)Le Samouraï (1967)The Handmaiden (2016)Blow Out (1981)Point Blank (1967)The Long Goodbye (1973)Body Heat (1981)Midnight Run (1988)The Nice Guys (2016)
might watch The Master and Margarita (2024) although I didn't care much for the book
>>220492269er- er, actually, think i've forgotten my wallet aha*leaves*
I hate how people pretend that Moni/Employed Woman aren’t fit and don’t pass well. Just because they’re disliked and /brit/ has a weird anti-tranny obsession. They can’t admit that maybe they’re actually attractive and look good.
painal with the sexy egyptian thing from animal crossing
>>220492254Guess it's as good as anything. I tend to stick old sitcoms or cartoons on which at least is free and I don't have to worry about adverts getting in the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StD58kKA12U
poleaboo.wordpress.com still going strong
>>220492269heatherpaedo stealing the creme eggs
>>220492293they both look like dogshit lmao
>>220492279All crap!
>>220492293Amer Hussein is not “fit” and those pictures of Sacked Tranny aren’t real
>>220492258Grim
tilde wishes she was are poley
nowt wrong with supporting a creator that gives you hundreds of hours of content. £2 a month is literally nothing.
>>220492256Yeah me also but I'm having vegan beef flavoured oxo cubes. It's the healthy option.
>>220492311fuck me it really is
>>220492279collateral is great but you don't need it on twice. I was actually planning to watch enemy of the state because I watched the conversation recently so you have reminded me about that thanks lad
>>220492258oi thats someone's wife and mum you're talking about
really windy out it scary :O
>>220492178Billy Madison, if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you >>220492283
can't decide if Stacey Solomon is attractive or not
>>220492136hard to pick a favourite72 seasons I like a lot, I don't know (or care that much) if it's controversial
>>220492293Employed Woman used to be called Tilde and he worked in Greggs and he had sex with an ugly Northern fella called Ebin who sent Tilde embarrassing vocaroos acting out ordering a sausage roll from him
>>220492324>>220492329Nah, Moni is like a 6/10 facially I’ll admit but has a pretty nice body/nice arse and curves. But I can see her not being everyone’s type, I’ll concede that. EW genuinely has a banging body, nice tits, great skin, very fem features. It’s just pure sour grapes to pretend she isn’t fit, even if you’re not into trans girls.
nowt wrong with supporting a website that gives you hundreds of days of content. £2 a month is literally nothing.
>>220492283I bounced off the book a couple of times, a mate told me there's different translations and one is far superior so will probably give it another go at some point with that one.
>>220492341ye but if i did that for all the creators who give me ours of content thats 26 quid a month
>>220492258same here, shit was so good. i sat on my ex's face and wanked myself off while she rimmed me.i am too old and ugly and my arse is busted and hairy so no chance of that ever happening again, but at 18 it was goated
Might move to China
>>220492390That’s not true, they were just mates. I was there back in those days as well and EW has never met up with anyone from /r9k/ even Ebin, they’re just mates.
>>220492409litearlly 3 drinks lol
Eurovision soon. We can watch that together!
>>220492398This is literally the gayest thing I've read
Why should I spend hundreds of pounds building a home server when apps like stremio exist?
Rimming is honestly grim
>>220492398are you blind mate? sacked tranny is a frail little man not even on hormones. moni will never pass.
>>220492420>>220492258that is mentalwhat different lives we lead
Post EW I've only seen that picture of his fat belly
Colourblind by Darius now that was a tune
>>220492432Ebin literally did create said Vocaroos mate
>>220492409That's why you only pay for your most favourite channel
>>220492445stremio actually doesnt work any more
won £240 in bets today :D
>>220492461
>>220492434DIEGOOOOOOOO
>>220492400>£2 a month is literally nothingit is if you get 400 but have you pay your mum 300 for your room and 50 for bills and then want to spend the rest on treats and other things
>>220492441Not gay to be attracted to women. >>220492451They both pass, that’s just undeniable. You can argue about whether they’re attractive or not but both very clearly pass.
>>220492452i was 18 in a relationship with a 32 year old woman who was always trying to shag me and would often rim meone day i was like i haven't showered and she said DON'T CARE and started sucking my off and my balls even though i was sweaty and dirty lmao
>>220492480I'm literally using it now
>>220492508mad
>>220492067genuinely looks like a small gnome character, which I only recognize because she's setting off my radar for small charming creatures
>>220492473They never had sex and they never even met up. They just chat online.
NoFapNo PornKegelsZincMagnesiumMaca Root Low Body FatAiming to see an escort each week to recalibrate my sexual arousal system
>>220492533Don't take 50mg Sildenafil. It's a scam.
would pay for geowizard onlyfans
>>220492461this too
I’m a kkhvf in his slightly smelly childroom bedroom
>>220492516how
>>220492533maca root is a scam and might actually cause problems
>>220492480Filtered. I'm using it right now. Stremio with torrentio is pretty bugged because tiktokers started making videos on how to set it up. Pay for a real debrid service (like 25 a year) and debridio (8 a year) and you're laughing. You can fuck around getting it working for free but if you pay a small amount of money you can have a properly reliable service.
these autists that pretend to be different characters or post about themselves cant even change their stiff autistic typing style between them ffs
ruby is definitely a bottom
>>220492487This isn’t her, it’s a random image Carlybender posts saying is EW because he’s a bitter middle aged balding man with untreated gender dysphoria and hates himself for not transitioning himself when he was younger and the results would have been better.
>>220492487What the fuck that's grim. Why is this gay nigga lying thenCan't stand lying bastards who lie
face is a bit rough all the time now from all the drinking and smoking mad that, i remember looking in the mirror 10 years ago and admiring how youthful I looked
>>220492557same hahaand i'm almost 40
>>220492554I've taken 25mg and it works.
are we really talking about two trannies now?people post peng arses and get called indian and yet nothing over this absolute shite nonsense?
>>220492559post her chebberinos again :3
um
>>220492501We have different ideas of what constitutes a woman
>>220492531>being a fidget little freak is le charming
what is stermio is it better than downloading movies
>>220492559Crazy what HRT does for your skin, she looks so smooth here. I love Moni’s arse as well, nice and thicc.
>>220492584a clue... gained? time to leave and do something better with your time
>>220492565Why? I need something to fucking boost my libido, man.My testosterone levels are good but I think my brain is fried from porn and masturbating.
>>220492562What addons you using?
This guy slaps your gfs ass then hides in the weighet blanket autismchair what do you do
>>220492574100%blakeney wears the trousers
>>220492616none. they're all blocked in uk
>>220492445compression is inevitable with any streaming service so you'll get a sub-standard viewing experience to purchasing the highest quality disc or downloading an uncompressed rip. embrace physical media
bradley walsh if he on github makes a fork of streamio and it's called pooscreamio lol
>>220492632You've ruined my night you cunt
>>220492583Liar. I've tried 50mg five times and it shit
>>220492608Don’t know as I’m not an incel. Probably some dogshit app like Kodi or Popcorn Time made by Indians that installs viruses on your computer.
>>220492605don't think women that are 5'11 should be allowed to wear heels
wind's howling
>>220492487nah
how do i free up 52kb
>>220492658cat eyed freak
>>220492632
>>220492652Did you take it on an empty stomach?I've found that makes a big difference
>>220492653Yes that's exactly it don't use it
>>220492632Right why the fuck has this given me an erection then?
>>220492658mutant freaks aren't welcome here
>>220492668the leftypol army marches on
>>220492669tap your dick for more info
>>220492668mans pulled up in his dressing gown
>>220492678How empty do you need to be? The longest I've waited after eating is about 2 hours
>>220492685That’s mongboy done yet again innit
>>220492647
>>220492187HE IS RISEN
haven't picked the gunk out my belly button today might do a live stream if there's enough interest
>>220492668looks like shrewsbury to me
Sildefanil? I hardly know her hahaha
Where is UK's space program?
>>220492716I've found 2 hours isn't enough. Try 3. And avoid fatty foods before.
nth for the holodem
>>220492741Would love to suck her cock
>>220492743up my arse
>>220492762get in line
thats fucking grim
>>220492729BritBoy donated £5: Me and my missus love watching your streams, can you shout out Sarah and Tom
>>220492775Fine get in front of me I dare. I'll bum you too
the forces of evil:>ziedy>heatherpaedo>sacked tranny>gingerpaedovs the leage of justice>mousey>diego>canslad
What OS do you guys use for your home server?I've always used Debian ever since I first installed Linux so I'm on Debian 10
pissing ti down before the easter vigil at church
>>220492800um
>>220492618Rip his good leg off and smash his face in with it
Remember when Poleaboo posted a pic of his cock in the chastity cage? Miss those days so much lmfao, back when I was unemployed and had no cares in the world and /brit/ was funny again
>>220492805/brit/ not /speccyvirgin/
https://youtu.be/BpA2n8bvpOk?si=l0bSHVQohvutiK0f&t=558
>>220492805I use whatever version of windows my pc came with
>>220492816Cat got your tongue? That's what I thought. Poofboy
>>220492789
>>220492805dont have a home server but the vps runs ubuntu
I want to build a home server but chatgpt ruined RAM and storage prices
walked 19,000 steps todaywent beach :)
>>220492187AURA
>>220492803All of the people you listed are attention-seeking paedos it makes no sense to like one over another
>>220492853Meanwhile your parents wondering when you're gonna find an actual home anything that isn't their attic
more like chat cp t
>>220492674>>220492685*equips silver sword*WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH*pirouettes towards you*
>>220492894?
>>220492829annihilated that runtazoid
>>220492879Everyone is a pedo how about we can just settle on thar
Just done the last of my cocaine. Guess I'll drink wine and wait for it to wear off so I can go to sleep.
CBBC presenter called “lolly”https://youtu.be/tXIPQBXHS7I?si=a2an2PU2n47-5eUq&t=4
>>220492751hololad <3
>>220492805udindu but it's basically just a docker host + samba so it could be anything
>>220492879mousey doesn't seek attention he commands it
>>220492916Grim utter grim if this is how you talk about your cocaine use like cocaine is legit lost on you
killing myself in 14 days
>>220492853Get an old OptiPlex or ThinkCentre from eBayThat's where I started, got a SAS HBA and just bought retired SAS drives from eBay, they're cheap and as long as you keep an eye on the SMART logs you can get a lot of use out of them
SNL UK tonight. It's going to be wicked *Ali G finger snap*
>>220492931>childrenumberg
>>220492931
>>220492931Uhmm
Me? Just the cool 700k in the bank. No big deal.
where can i buy booze tomorrowall teh shops are closed
>>220492829yeah?
If you don't jerk it to children ironically the joke is lost on you
>>220492931huh, well then
>>220492997Can'tHurry up and buy it now
>>220492997spar looks to be openpaki shop must be open as well?
cracking open a gesture egg
Fucking neighbours keep buzzing my flat for entry when they forget their keys because I'm the one that's always in. I'm not a fucking doorman, they keep interrupting my naps
paki shop?
>>220492997my local corner shop is always open
>>220493063
they dont call it the paki shop in spain they call it la tienda paki
>>220493086yeah that's not on is it
>>220492997tesco express is open
mohammad just calling it the shop
life pro tip
>>220493061The brief period where I lived in a block of flats was probably the grimmest of my life. Would not go back to that shit. Condolences lad
>>220492997go to church they give you free wine
>>220492997they got wine down the church mate x
>>220493120start doing this
>>220492916
>>220493151prehistoric image
>>220493120just realized diagrams like this are probably the inspiration for the cumshot windows in hentai
>>220493162No idea what I'd do if I ran into an internet lolcow in real life. Probably try and sneakily film them like this guy did
Women are utterly impossible to deal with.Need Blade Runner style android GFs
I have a man date in an hour or so lads x
>>220493178Classic innit
Been pretty consistent with my kegel exercises lately, reckon my boner tense game is getting better. Mostly because I've got basically nothing to do at work so I just sit there flexing my gooch all day
>>220493239How long do you hold it
only 6 months until Halloween ffs getting all scared!
>>220493252Hold it, count to 5, release, count to 5, repeat.
you still havent apologised btw
>>220491898I don't really see the arrogance, you seem more arrogant from the way you speak really
mousey we are sorry
>>220493302Sorry
>>220493328Stop dead naming him, he's called howse
>>220493265Daily reminder that Halloween is a Scottish tradition. If you’re not Scottish? you shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate it.Sick of people appropriating my culture.
>>220493302I'm not playing discord with yousorry!
>>220493198Instead of lads try chaps or crony
>>220493332catlowda
>>220493351am gonnae sing cher lloyd by cher lloyd
Really don’t understand how people watch seaside mark. What’s the fun in it?Watching a down and out, engaging with him, taking the piss out of him. I can only expect that it’s an outlet for people who’s life is on par.
you must all see something I saw on twitter
>>220493372sex sex
When I was 19 had a gf that worked at a pretty grim pub, I'd pick her up from work quite a lot and got to meet the wronguns that would still be there at closing time on a Tuesday or whatever. One fat old bitch was a brothel madam and she used to come in with her fat 16 year old daughter and the rumour was the daughter worked at the brothel. Possibly the grimmest thing I've ever encountered.
>>220493372
mousey is an ai hallucination
you should fuck off forever and uninstall the extension
watching britains got talentthe working classes deserve everything they get for liking this slop
>>220493324I don't like people with an inflated opinion of themselves. How am I being arrogant? Honestly amazes me how prostitutes are so judgemental.
>>220493392Too many losers not enough bullies
>>220493429Settle down leftypol
>>220493392identities above interests
>>220493393People that are so low on the social totem pole the only thing that makes them feel better is making fun of someone lower. Sad really.
>>220493429don't think anyone's watched that in about 15 years mate
>>220493429you're as bad as them>n-no I'm doing ironica-yeah true you're WORSE than them
>>220493422sectarianism is the most monkey brained bigotry there is catholicism and protestantism are basically the same more similarities than differences
ur very boring tonight
>>220493392>all interests are women-coded hobbieseven dresses like the 4'11 woman bro is
Anyone remember Susan Boyle?
fuck off sutimmy
gn
I’m an incel with 2 half black nieces. The quintessential modern day English man.
love watching hotel reviews on youtube
>>220493122looks like top dawg
>>220493484people say ftms are harder to spot but they really arent
>>220493489goodnight petal x
>>220493436one of them thinks she's pretty and likes having stuff, one of them likes a popular pop musician and a popular poet, and one of them cancelled on you for unknown reasons and maybe didn't want to talk about films with you
seasideMARK. Is cutting is right down, lets get back in the 15 stone bracket dee lads
merisharts have done it again
>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!"I jus want me fookin cuntry backdey fookin took it from us. fookin rite oot from under 'are fookin nose.">You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?"Been votin layba cos me granda did 'nd dey got tha' same culla as me favrit teem - Norf F.C">Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet?>Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite.>'Ow about rubben me teats for a bit, that do it for yer?"Me fookin pub got shut down fookin terrible pillarstone ov da community it fookin woz. 'ave to go too t'wevvaspoons now fookin luvly a pint ov da best bitta for two quid.">Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?"fookin norf f.c doin' fookin terrible this season fookin wish we'd get anuvva fine bloke like Ngubu.">Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?"Threw up on a girl who was smoking a ciggy a few nights ago 'ad a giggle although she was not best pleased with me. Did tell her that ciggys made me chunder when I'd had a few too drink though so I really have no clue what she was thinking.">Fakkin' 'ell
>>220493500for me its walkwithmetim
[FREE] rorke type beat - WHILE I DRIVE BY (freestyle)
>>220493534why is some memecoin wanker tweeting about that and why are you spamming it here
>>220493534brits will never poo in space
Im 6'4 and in the 12 stone bracket
tim peak shit in space
>>220493566beanpole
>>220493552news is casino now. keep up
https://youtu.be/7Ul_1yuxEVs
umm
Not really even a violent person but I would pay quite a lot of money for a single punch in seaside mark's fishy cunt face but to be honest I don't think I could stop at one and I'd probably end up punching him into a bolognese-esque soup
*puts my thinking hat on*
RTAWPADUHAAUAHWOHPUHPSCATE
>>220493561thats a tranny shooting nut
>>220493566I'm 6'4 in the 17 stone fat horrible smelly bastard piece of shit bracket
>>220493531how do I achieve this natty
>>220493566Ktim skellymode for life
you pretend you like me then treat me like absolute shitgo to hell never speak to me again
>>220493586like these onesalso brian enos ambientgood for the late nights before sleeping
I'm 5'11 and 8.5 stone
jappos have public bath houses where you have to be nude
>>220493665this is a heckin liminal space
>>220493665Went to one in Korea without realising and didn't know where to look whilst they were all walking around with their nobs out
>>220493649fine, be that way you melodramatic fucking bitch
I would pay to see all seaside mark fans put in the same room and then a live grenade thrown in
Can feel a squirty poo coming
>>220493703pay with what you don't even have a job you incel freak
>>220493713the gays are salivating over this postthey love to eat poo
used to have a bmi of 16 now it's 19 want to kms
>>220493717trip on
>>220493734it's manchester paki
Watching Eddie izzard - dressed to kill (1997)
Spanish Empire: GoldPortuguese Empire: SpiceAmerica: OilOttoman Empire: SlavesWhat was the British Empire favorite thing? And don't say brown cunny.
>>220493665went to one when i was there and had my knob out
>>220493778*suzy izzard
>>220493778what is wrong with this freakhaven't been exposed to him much. I think I might've peeped him in a QI episode when Stephen was still host
>>220493782Death of Indians
>>220493560neither will you
foy eddie izzard is a national treasure
>>220493817Now that is based af
LADS FOR FUCKS SAKE THE FUCKING POST COUNT CHRIST
yea well he's a crossdressing FREAK
>>220493833dont you mean edwina?
>>220493698goodfuck off
>>220493782quite simply the love of the game
Think Eddie izzard was the first stand up I ever watched, mates mum had it on VHS and we watched a couple at a sleepover. Couldn't understand the transvestite thing at the age of ten but many of the jokes made me laugh
>>220493885same, used to love the death star cantina bit and the "do you have a flag" bit
>>220493897>>220493897>>220493897
>>220493522It's their attitudes.
>>220492854Comfy
>>220492921xx
