Chester edition
got bargain loving brits in the sun on
Very victorian looking place. I hate the modernity that has washed over our country.
>>220493909>bargain loving britshaha that's like me i love a bargain and i'm from england :)
Cheeto Bogfart has passed away...
cutie on today
sir rosenior masterclass yeh? xcity bulls rapid tappy? x haaland hatty? x
fuel prices don't impact me because I always put £20 in
I work shifts and I do not know what to do through the day when I’m not at work. I genuinely feel very depressed and very isolated. What do you fellers do?
>>220493937>Cheeto Bogfartput this into google images and it just put a load of porn on my computer screen
I'm so sick of mutts whining "my allies failed me waaaaaaaaaaah"
>>220493952also a shift workeri get drunk quite a lot to be honest
>>220493896For me it was the "evil giraffe eating all the leaves on the tree so that other giraffes may die" bit
>>220493952i would doze off in front of my laptop
I'm so sick of prussian junkers whining "my allies failed me waaaaaaaaaaah"
>>220493952not a shift worker but I spend evenings drinking alcohol
unexpected item in bollock area
>>220493978how did she get such a small bulge
Dunno whether to have a wank or not.
literally whats the point in going out anywhereits all fucking shite
>>220488328Trvke. I was a lot kinkier when I was incel; or so I thought. After having sex I discovered I was pretty vanilla. Getting my knob sucked, doggy, mild rough play and hair pulling are about as kinky as I go. I gave anal to a bird one time, but I was so drunk I don't quite remember it.A lot of fetishes are porn induced or exported from gay culture, but once you try it you're like this is fucking disgusting. Re: glory holes and fast pace hookup culture (tinder)
>>220493952I just watch random YouTube videos and wank
righttime to pop in my teeth whitening kit
>>220494012how was he born before Christ
>>220494012so everyone i know confused age 33 with 33 ad?
99% of my life is vidya, wanking, eating, drinking, pissing, shitting, sleeping
>>220494015i've not done it for close to a week
jaime bien allez en mcdo avec mon amis jaime bien la musique danse jai deux frere et une chien
dogberg biting his nails
>>220494068hon hon hon je bois du vin
you do know they're tracking our internet traffic right? They've made a new regime, they're waiting for us to say something they deem unacceptable.
4 weeks into the special operationNATO declined the invitation to promInitiate Operation Pant Shitter
>>220494060are you good at any of them?
>>220494092only if you become a person of interest. thankfully im boring and will remain powerless
computergive her...holly peers tits, bryce dallas howard arse... yes..big suze accent? hmmno wait, computer - nigella lawson accent, and...hayley atwell 2010 face... add some daisy ridley... paler... green eyes... chestnut hair? yes, yes... classy updo.now, floral knee length dress, big hat, glass of pimms, garden party at my estateyes... perfect, thank you computerrun simulation
>>220494122pretty good at vidya and drinking i would say
CHESTER MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jewish women are lovely and nice
>>220494094he's dead btw. his followers pretending he can rise in 3 days and he's still president
>>220494182bran in a gimp suit
how does it feelhow does it feelwhen you're aloneand it's cold outside like a strangerrrrrr in morecambe *awahhhawaaaaahhh*
>>220494183is that sarah squirmwhy does she look normal
ordered some new chinos
some absolute qts on the 1% Club
>>220494200where fromare they nice
ordered some next jeans
>>220494163Chester draws
ever rip a pair of trousers in front of strangers? humiliating
>>220494214nextthey're alri yeah
>>220494234put on a brawhore
>>220494256Are you gay.? Why complain about that
>>220494258Did it in front of exberg's parents and brother once
>>220494271because im not ruled by my baser desires unlike you, pig
Toilet Bog Fart in the Shite House.
>>220494234it's just not on is it
>>220494324honestly cannot fathom what would possess a grown man to do thisverbally agreeing to it, planning it, setting up the camera etc. just a warped mindset
>>220494018go out and shag.dumbass rorke
Farting at niggers in the hood
>>220494358Zoomer men are extremely feminine in their behaviour
>>220494358Money, people watch it and for some reason repost it here. The barrier for what people will watch in the endless scrolling era is depressingly low.
Arteta I beg
>>220494425pep mindbroke him
one time i had a massive big shit
>>220494425
>>220494425>>220494464
>>220494324humiliation ritualI am seriousthat man takes it up the bum in the bedroom
>>220494258ripped my trousers on the day of my last A-level exam (I was jumping over a table) and had to do the exam covering my crotch with my coatI think it was Politics paper 2
>>220494440Need blackpink in Tottenham stadium championship area >>220494464>>220494489The gunners could do with our own miGOD right now>>220494508Anime website
might head to beddingtonsno booze was a bad callvery bored!!!
not even ten and the thread is completely deadbarely 100 posts in half an hourpack it up lads
>>220494522what does politics a level entail? did you learn anything you didn't know beforehand? I'm such a politics aspie I can't imagine it revealing any secrets beyond what I already know.Bet the salisbury convention doesn't come up.
PREVENT pals ruined my life.
>>220494541good lad just get an early night then get up nice and early feeling fresh to seize the day
>>220494541you need more booze
being scottish in modern day britain feels like being a jew n 1933 germany
>>220494554the main things I learnt from it were stuff like pressure groups and the barnett formula, how party funding in the UK works, and the same for the USalso stuff about the UK's lack of a constitution and the supreme courtthose were the main things I learnt that I had zero understanding of before
>>220494580not sure if this is a compliment to me or supposed to be insulting thought there was a broad consensus on /brit/ that we were all Mark as adults and Will from the inbetweeners in our adolescence
>>220494561why are you being mean to me?i've done nothing to you but now you're picking on me
remember this
>>220494590you learn yank politics in A Level politics?that's insane I get it in terms of foreign policy where it overlaps with the UK, trade deals and five eyes and the like, but learning about congress and shit?Madness.
>>220494638there's a choice between "world politics" which is the UN and all that or US politics and my school picked US politicsthe point of the US poltiics unit is that you contrast it with the UK system and use it to better understand the UK system, you're not just learning it for the sake of it
>>220494620Barely see the gf without her trailing this along with her
She's just like you and mebut she's homelessshe's homeless
>>220493897RIPLP will forever be shit
someone is a bit randy tonight
>>220494671
um
>>220494681
>>220494620i remember wondering why they made the logo man look like a fed
arse knocked out of 2 competitions in 2 gamesit's bloody wrong
I fit 6 million Jews into one ash tray
This fucking fraud
ip range banned on my PC despite never having a ban. absolute nigger jeet tier coded website.
>>220494704doctor octavius looking mf
>>220494704Doc Ock
why do they lie
>>220494704Marco what are you doing senpai Are his restaurants any good? I've been to Gordon Ramsay and I must say it was fucking mediocre as fucking fuck.
Cause, baby, when I heard youFor the first time, I knewWe were meant to be as one
>>220494714he's just a kool dude who wants you to have fun while you learn
>>220494740they aren't lyingthey're big fat monstersfood is a lot more important to them than penis
oooooooh it PROPER lushingtonscran scran scran!
Got my foreskin retracted Rorke could never
get comfy lads snl starting soon
>>220494210that adhd lass would get it
>>220494767looks like my food waste bin
>>220494767Wtf is that
>>220494778not watching that tripe
visiting my mother and the house is messy and dirty to a level of disgust. fucking state of it
Mousey was born human
>>220494767this is AI
>>220494809george is doing keir!
fella just won 99 grand on 1% club and he reacted like he won a 50 quid voucher
>>220494747mental how sexo she was
>>220494740if they told us what they really wanted we wouldn't be fighting each other over them
>>220494792for me it was the qt police lass that didnt get the blue red question
>>220494834Probably already rich
>>220494815heard he hatched from an egg actually
Anyone want to FaceTime with me?
doesn't make sense that they were in their 30s at the start of peep show cos that would make them younger than me now but I'm not old
catberg waiting expectantly for pets
*sexy female voice with an italian twang*La Mer. The new fragrance from Mark Edwards.
>>220494806https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mala_xiang_guo
>>220494877deny him
>>220494882
hate those cooney tunes but lemonade is a fun song
>>220494885forren muck
i need drunk music
>>220494867sometimes find peep show relatable then i remember they're all posh and rich and making fun of me specifially
CASHNADO ALERTCASHNADO ALERT
>>220494888evil cunt
saw a jakey pretend to kick his dog todayreckon if he actually kicked it I would have pushed him in front of the bus
on tonight's incelwalk i walked past my old uni flat and noticed a chinese lass now lives there and then walked past a park and went on the swing, the zipline thing, and the outdoor gym equipment
>>220494877i had a tux, i miss her ;_;
>>220494909I lost a clue but then I gained it (again)
>>220494923you struggle to push your morning turds outsettle down
>>220494909love at first sight kylie
>>220494925ever shag her up the arse?
>>220494925hope you a good time xx
>>220494909https://youtu.be/WswGwB-BdzI
>>220494909https://youtu.be/1-9toNwo-W4
>>220494904i'm chilling wearing linaanthat's just how i'm chillaan
>>220494947no. in fact seeing her in the window was the only time i've seen a woman in that flat. certainly never happened when i lived there >>220494952i did x
>>220494767and they have the nerve to mock british food
The stormy conditions this evening will certainly prevent me from going on an incel walk
>>220494925Ask her out
soyjak this fool
scranola
How’s that empire doing? Or are you guys still eating beans on toast. LOL!
>>220494909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGhmXF77zKo
7 minutes is all I can spare to post on /brit/
>>220494991I'll soyjak your mum pal
In Poland for Easter with the Polish gfberg and her family. Way more churchgoing than I expected. I only flew in this morning and we've been to church twice already.
noticing patterns
>>220494993had a jacket potato with beans yesterday and it was nice x
>>220494993hi how's it evening x
>>220494767did you dig that out of the garbage disposal
>>220494993You’re eating beans in wraps doealbeit
>>220495003how big's her arse?
>>220494998*4 outs you in 5 minutes*
only REAL resident evil mandem will get this
UghWanktoil loomsI don't want to. But I must.
>>220495035don't do it
genuinely what do you do when you're so depressed you want to cry?
Is he actually dead?
From a biological and evolutionary standpoint rape is completely natural and should be legal. Fact: The idea that trauma prevents pregnancy is false; intense emotions (fear, anger) or hormonal surges can trigger ovulation, allowing conception from insemination.Fact: Pregnancies from rape are more likely than from consensual intercourse. Women who are raped are more likely to get pregnantFact:a majority of rape survivors will experience increasingly intense physical sensations leading to climax – an orgasm. This reflexive arousal is a defensive mechanism evolved to protect the genitals during sexual activity with lubrication.Fact: the number 1 sexual fantasies among females is rape fantasy or a ravishment sexual fantasy. Number 2 is being dominated and submission to a master
>>220495003alri scotchpole
Pissing it down outside
I always thought Taiwan was a tiny island like Hong Kong, but it's twice the size of Wales. Someone has been lying to me.
>>220495052I'm far too dead inside to cry
>>220494925also i forgot the park i walked through was locked when trying to get out so i had to jump the metal gate and i banged my elbow as i did
>>220495062Wales is tiny
>>220495057Alri 3rdworldlad
Got a foot mask from lush on
i had a MASSIVE poo on leftypol's head
>>220494740because they're all stupid lying cunts and i hate them
>>220495035and who gave you permission to cum??
>>220495062get it nuked (Wales)
Nigga-boo jiggaboo colored, coony, white porch monkeyBrown baboonyMELON MUNCHER CHICKEN BONE SUCKERBLUE BLACK SILVER BACKBIG SPEAR CHUCKER
/britfeel/ gives me the creeps
thought i'd lost my vape but it was in my coat pocket
>>220494845>kidnaps Gucci Mane as soon as he's releasedKek based
>>220495120was hoping that evil little freak had killed himself while he was banned
>>220495111On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't break with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this moon cricket, this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on the western half of yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, heading westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, could tell his time was up, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break and ye’ll break, too, BUCKO.
>>220495057fun fact: female rabbits don't go into heat like most mammals or have a regular cycle like humansthey simply ovulate in response to getting fucked repeatedly (which male rabbits are always happy to provide) like mind break doujin characters
>>220495149not a womfy way to think de lad x
bit bloody windy out there
>>220495062not that much bigger really
no man should be getting his dick suckedit makes them mentally deranged
>>220495167Nothing comfy about him
eating wonion wings de lid xcorr sounds lushingtons mate hope you enjoy xyeah scranning them wonion wings mate it lush xfucking FREAKS
>>220495120Why do they all fucking type like thatMad how there's a place that makes us look normalThere's always a bigger sperg I suppose
>>220495177Can't say that because of the woke you see
>>220495162not a rabbit am Iwish I were tbqh
day 4 of OMAD almost donei'm struggling, but i'm going to do it
Had a pizza for tea last night and my tummy is in agony. Reckon that Indian fella who made it did something untowards to me
tung tung tung sahur
*steals your soul*
what's the point of getting a license if I can't legally drive this
>>220495198what's woke got a problem with this time
Wee Milk
>>220495196it's mostly helper who does it, he replies to himself constantly. you can tell because sometimes he forgets to take his trip off, and when he gets banned most of the replies to his posts get deleted too
Yesterdays eats:>breakfastMultivitamin>lunchCorn on the cob>dinnerPepperoni pizza that hurt me
>>220495239love a filtered milk melike UHT except not dogshit
New tax year on Monday, don't forget to max out your ISA allowance before Monday
>>220495239I miss the days of craven and FATCAM
>>220495219scream
whoopsie daisy yoo hoo
>>220495268cba
Catberg making a racket out in the kitchen knocking things over and all. Had gfberg go sort him out but she’s making a racket now too. Might have to go sort them out as man of the household.
need just one of these
>>220495268Almost maxed mine out only about 2 grand remaining
>>220495293I get stronger with every mistake you make
>>220495275Don't speak that name here
>>220495300he's so beautiful
isn't it kinda weird easter ALWAYS ends up on a sunday and we get a long weekend?why can't christmas be like that
me after getting the most (You)s in a /brit/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pco91kroVgQ
>>220495316What?F A T C A M ?ATCAM?
>>220495299I don’t understand dancing or why people do it and it pisses me off. It serves no purpose and just looks ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sLYeSbGOwE
>>220495299i look like him
>just got in from a DINNER PARTY I attended tonight>had a mini wine tasting, one was a dirt cheap white wine and one was extortionate>tasted exactly the same whilst my fellow guests pretended the difference was night and daypsuedo twatsI bet if they switched the labels on the expensive and cheap wines they'd praise the aldi one instead
Got to be more to life than this. Got to
>>220495300rorke after black pussy
stormy out
Just went and looked at britfeelThehey have their own diego and everythingMad parallel society
>>220495347>just got in from a DINNER PARTY I attended tonight>had a mini wine tastingbent
>>220495313i am tempted to get the cash lisa set up chuck 4000 in and then the govermnet gives you 1000 but i will likely not benefit because i will likely kill myself before getting a mortgage. got to think of these things you see
>>220495356rorke after black bussy you mean
>wine tasting>2 wines
what's this then
>>220495340another innocuous thing to get pointlessly annoyed over again is it?
>>220495332because christmas is the exact date of jesus's birth but that doesn't matter for his death or somethingit's totally not because christmas is an appropriated winter solstice celebration
>>220495374>i will likely kill myselfPlease don't
What's the lore behind helperladOne of you sad sacks must know
>>220495340hello fellow autist
the blood of christ
just did sexy times with the gf ;) x
>>220495340it's fun :)anyone can do it just move your feet!
>>220495377no
>>220494013>shethat's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird mate
>>220495299>no visible tattooshuh?
>Knocking back these weers now. Might just get wissed. No point ordering out giving the weather outside. The delivery driver will take ages xDon't it just make you want to fucking batter him
>Had Fish & Chips yesterday>Had sausage sandwiches today>Will have a Roast tomorrow>Going to eat a Full English on Easter MondayI am such a fucking patriot it's insane
>>220495431yes but i'd rather not think about him at all please
how about you leave it in /britfeel/ mate yeah
mad how many people who post here are just completely mental
>>220495340it's how humans signal to potential mates that they're not uncoordinated or cripplingly inhibited genetic reject like you
Saturday DJ Mya
dadberg says he's worried about me today, says I'm too close to 30 to be doing nothing with my lifehe said it in a gentle way, but its hit me hard, need to do some thinking
>>220495448How about I rape you senseless you little cunt
rorke scanning a hot bitch's body for tattoos
>>220495448you don't have to be mental to post here.. but it helps!
>>220495481
>>220495389not going to right now just will get bored of things in the coming years>>220495404would say move to midlands for decent house prices and employment opportunities but it's miserable
fantasizing about self-building again
>>220495435good lad. British weekly meals plan themselvesSunday RoastFish and ChipsBangers and MashLiver and BaconSteak and Kidney pieShepherds Pie
>>220495435any meals planned that don't require the needless killing of sentient life?
remember MIKA?
>>220495467I'm close to 30 too and the only thing I have going for me is my career desu.Because my career is going well my parents leave me alone.They haven't brought up the lack of any gfs throughout my 20s once.They probably think I'm a bender desu.
>>220495411I tell you who is an ugly bloke pretending the be a bird. That American one Hunter.
going to pull my desk next to my bed now if that's ok
it looms
>>220495467Really happy my dad's a fucking loser compared to my modest success in life. He has no power over me. Cowers in my presence at family occasions.
>>220495508i think we stole that fag
might regress into a state of permanent childhood
>>220495507yeahyour mother's box
Fucks sake wish I knew what to have with my chips
>>220495463she looks huggable
>>220495536ktimhighlight of my week is watching pokemon
Fucks sake need breakfast ideas
given that I never go out to socialise, AND my toil is WFH - isn't that basically saving me 20k+ a year? I should really augment the number when peopel ask my salary to reflect that reality. It's only fair.
>>220495536this is how michael jackson got his noncing allegations
>>220495576Start living life mate
>>220495586we truly live in the most bizarre of times
NEW>>220495604>>220495604>>220495604
>>220495536ktim
>>220495547She not so innocent but when shes not showing off she is indeed huggabe
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
